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00:00Yes, so who has a doubt that I'm a natural man and today's Munna Bhai?
00:08You?
00:12You?
00:13You have a doubt, Dada?
00:16Does anyone else have a problem with me?
00:31The real problem is here.
00:34Red cheeks, red ears, red eyelashes.
00:41Madam, if it were up to you, you could break my head.
00:47Only those get so angry whose train leaves a minute late,
00:52get a tender for a rupee,
00:53and because of one fool, you're at the top of IIT-JEE.
00:58Ranking.
01:00Nandini Chauhan.
01:04What's in a rank?
01:06The real foundation of life is love, right?
01:14By the way, if your ranking is this high,
01:15then out of 1 to 10, you're 10.
01:1810.
01:21And me?
01:24The one you've just put in your eyes.
01:38Are you having fun?
01:39Are you laughing?
01:40Are you having fun?
01:42That's why I came here.
01:43I wanted to relieve everyone's stress.
01:45But here, I'm the one who's stressed.
01:53That's strange.
01:55What was this? What turned out to be?
01:58He's fallen in love.
02:03Didn't you understand?
02:05Nandini likes me.
02:09Cheapo. Fraud. Flirt.
02:12Do you remember?
02:13Pandit, right?
02:15I'll teach him Brain Olympics.
02:17Brain Olympics.
02:19Hello, everybody. How are you all?
02:22Welcome to Brain Olympics.
02:26My first three questions.
02:28And my next three questions.
02:29From the super intellectual of Freshers' Gang.
02:33Where is he?
02:35Mr. Vasudev Shastri.
02:37I'm on my way.
02:46Look, he's so hot.
02:53Yes, Mr. Shastri.
02:54Can I ask you a question?
02:56Will you answer?
02:57I'm your question, and you're my answer.
03:04Do you think it's classy?
03:05No, no, no. It's very, very classy.
03:07Radhe!
03:10Knock it off, guys.
03:11Your first question.
03:13Speak in Hindi. You look more beautiful.
03:17Mr. Shastri.
03:19Mr. Shastri.
03:21Don't you understand English?
03:25Come on.
03:27Come on, guys. Put your hands together for the topper.
03:39You have these four pills.
03:41Two for fever and two for cold.
03:43The problem is that their size, weight, color,
03:46they're all the same.
03:47You have to take one for fever and one for cold.
03:50How will you take it?
03:51Mr. Topper, if you have a brain, tell us.
03:54I have a heart.
03:56Do you want it?
03:58Knock it off, guys.
03:59Answer the question.
04:01Answer the question?
04:03Pass.
04:06That's what I expected from him.
04:08Second question.
04:09There are eight balls.
04:10Oh, sorry.
04:12There are eight balls here.
04:141, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15.
04:19Take any of these three numbers
04:21and put it in these empty balls.
04:24The sum of the three numbers should be 30.
04:28That's easy.
04:2913, 11, 1, and 5.
04:31That's 30.
04:33It's not four.
04:34It's three numbers, Mr. Topper.
04:37We can never even the odd times of three odd digits.
04:40Not possible.
04:41Not possible.
04:43Forget about it.
04:44It can be possible for you and me.
04:47Only 2% people have been able to answer this.
04:50Only you are in the 2%.
04:54You answer it.
04:56See, guys?
04:57I've proved it.
04:58That this guy is a fraud, a cheater, and a top.
05:02He's a cheater.
05:03And why not?
05:04The standard of Hindi medium schools and gurukuls
05:06in small villages like Mathura and Vrindavan
05:08can only be this.
05:10Which is theirs.
05:14Have you ever thought
05:15how did this guy top?
05:17100 out of 100, huh?
05:19How?
05:23Mr. Shastri,
05:24by reading the Gita, the mantras, and the Sanskrit,
05:28you can become a pundit.
05:30An engineer.
05:38Ms. Nandini.
05:40You didn't ask your third question.
05:44But I will.
05:48If I speak Sanskrit, I'm ancient.
05:50If I speak Hindi, I'm worthless.
05:53If I'm from a big city, I'm classy.
05:55If I'm from a small city, I'm bloody primitive.
06:01Should we be discussing this in our IITs?
06:05As true IITians,
06:06we should be discussing only about innovation.
06:08Like robotic eye theory for the blind.
06:09Bionics.
06:10Quantum mechanics.
06:11String theory.
06:12You will find all these traces in the Vedas.
06:15But you don't have time, brother.
06:17You're just stuck in your textbooks.
06:19And if you study the Vedas, you can become a pundit.
06:21You can't become an engineer.
06:24Brother, you're talking about the Vedas
06:25which are based on science.
06:26And you're talking about that Sanskrit
06:28which is completely scientific.
06:29Which has 1,200 schools and 14 universities
06:31in Germany alone.
06:32Which all of us engineers consider
06:34an engineering hub.
06:35And you call it ancient primitive.
06:39Thank you.
06:44The father of atom bomb, Robert J. Oppenheimer
06:46said that his first nuclear test site,
06:48Trinity, New Mexico
06:49was dated 16th July, 1945.
06:51If the radiance of a thousand suns
06:52were to burst at once into the sky,
06:54it would be like the splendor of the mighty one.
06:56And now, I become death.
06:57The destroyer of both worlds.
07:01Should I say the same thing in Sanskrit?
07:04Kaloshmi Loka.
07:05There's no point if you don't read it.
07:11The verse which influenced Robert J.
07:13was Bhagavad Gita.
07:16And the one who said Bhagavad Gita
07:18was also from the Gurukul of Mathura, Vrindavan.
07:21The world knows him as Shri Krishna
07:23and we, the people of Brij,
07:24call him Kanha with love.
07:27If it's primitive, then it is.
07:29If it's ancient, then it is.
07:33If it's primitive, then it is.
07:34If it's ancient, then it is.
07:38Yes.
07:39For your satisfaction,
07:40I'll answer your WhatsApp questions.
07:42I'll break these four pills in half and eat them.
07:44One fever, one cold.
07:46And this.
07:48The first can.
07:49The second can.
07:50And this, the third.
07:51I vomited.
07:52That's 30.
07:53Count it.
07:54You must know the math.
07:57Actually,
07:58I wasn't even playing the Breen Olympics.
08:01Actually, you were playing the Heart Olympics.
08:07It's okay, Nandini.
08:08I'll give you 60 minutes.
08:10Do whatever you want.
08:12Maybe I'll fall in love with you too.
08:14Shut up!