Good Girls Gone Wild Full Movie
Good Girls Gone Wild Full Movie
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00:00:30I'm bad.
00:00:31Hello?
00:00:32Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:37I mean, it's only two days away and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:52So I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:57Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:01:00I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:03I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:06You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:08What?
00:01:09But you can't.
00:01:10I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:18This is bad.
00:01:19You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:21She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:26Come on, Lexi.
00:01:44So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:47Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:52But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:54I mean, every year since our moms met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:58But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:01So what's something we've never done before?
00:02:03Mushrooms?
00:02:05No, not like that.
00:02:06Like something nice.
00:02:08Like maybe a trip.
00:02:10Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:11No.
00:02:14Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:16So do I.
00:02:18Sorry, Sue.
00:02:19Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:25Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:28Yeah, sure.
00:02:30Here you go.
00:02:32No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:35I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:38I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:43Oh, Jake.
00:02:45Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:48Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:52The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be. I promise.
00:02:56It'll always be amazing. With you and me.
00:02:59Together.
00:03:06I'm sorry, Jake.
00:03:08I'm sorry.
00:03:10I'm sorry.
00:03:12I'm sorry.
00:03:15Jake, no. I have to go. I have to work on my art project.
00:03:20You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:23but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:26Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:30The Saturday?
00:03:31Of course.
00:03:35Thanks.
00:03:37Okay. Bye.
00:03:44Bye.
00:03:50Oh, baby. You're so hot.
00:03:52I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:54Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:56What was your name again?
00:03:57Rob. Sex guy.
00:04:03Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:04:07Yeah, right. I bet.
00:04:14Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:17Oh, no.
00:04:19Does not compute. Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:26Oh, huh. Hi.
00:04:29When did you get home?
00:04:31So, is it true?
00:04:32Yes, it is.
00:04:34It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:38I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy
00:04:43and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:45So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:48Lexi, tell her.
00:04:49Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:52On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:55Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday.
00:04:57Or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:05:00Eight. Maybe.
00:05:03Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:09I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:18But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:21We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:23Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:27It's not Jake. It's the male ideal.
00:05:31Like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:35Right.
00:05:38Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:40I mean, it kind of sucks. I'm not really an artist.
00:05:42Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:44The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:48And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:50I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:52And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:53Look, I can go either way.
00:05:55I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:00I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:03Besides, I know I'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:06But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:11You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:18Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:21To church. To pray for you.
00:06:23I want to be first in line.
00:06:25I'm getting this is...
00:06:27Yeah, me too.
00:06:37Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:39It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:41I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:43Uh-huh.
00:06:45Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:49It's about sex.
00:06:51Uh-huh.
00:06:53I mean, not me. I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:57Uh-huh.
00:06:59I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:01Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:04I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:08But there was nothing there.
00:07:12Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:14My best friends.
00:07:16They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:20Third base.
00:07:22What? No. Like, sex.
00:07:24Like, intercourse.
00:07:26With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:28I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:30All the way.
00:07:32All the way.
00:07:34What are you...
00:07:36Ah!
00:07:38Ah!
00:07:40How could you do...
00:07:42You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:44What?
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:54Run! Run!
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:58Damn it!
00:08:00Fucking Yankees.
00:08:02Sorry.
00:08:26Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:28What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:30I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:32Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:36I have an announcement to make.
00:08:38I want to do it.
00:08:40Do you hear me? I want to do it.
00:08:42This weekend.
00:08:44On our birthday.
00:08:46Do what?
00:08:48It. Screw.
00:08:50Screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:52You know, shagging.
00:08:54Fucking.
00:08:56You do.
00:08:58But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:00And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:02Oh, I got a sign.
00:09:04At church.
00:09:06Really?
00:09:08Well, okay, great.
00:09:10We're all in then.
00:09:12So we'll have a big pool party,
00:09:14and we'll do it there.
00:09:16Right?
00:09:18Right.
00:09:20I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:26Hey, Frank.
00:09:28Hi, Sue.
00:09:30Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:32I don't know.
00:09:34Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:36Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:38Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:44Wait, are you back?
00:09:46Um, I was wondering.
00:09:48We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:50It's for our birthday.
00:09:52Do you want to come?
00:09:54Do you think he can see it when he's sure?
00:10:08Well, the house looks done.
00:10:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:12We finally turn 18.
00:10:14And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:16Well, we better get our beauty sleep
00:10:18because the party starts tomorrow at two.
00:10:20So, okay, we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with.
00:10:22Jake.
00:10:24And I'll probably do that guy, Rod.
00:10:26But Sue, who are you gonna pick to pop your chain?
00:10:28It's easy.
00:10:30I've known for the past six years,
00:10:32ever since catechism.
00:10:34What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:36I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:46My soulmate.
00:10:48Chris?
00:10:50Sue, you, um,
00:10:52might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:54I mean...
00:10:56What? No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:58He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar
00:11:00last year at camp.
00:11:02Plus, his name's Chris. It's a sign.
00:11:04Sue, the only sign is that Chris
00:11:06has a major case of gay face.
00:11:08What? He does not.
00:11:10Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:12He looks just like Justin Bieber
00:11:14with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:16and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:18Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:20Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:22Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:26See you in the morning.
00:11:34I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:36I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:46You're so perfect.
00:12:16I knew that.
00:12:42I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:46I knew that.
00:13:02Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:16Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:38Oh, my gosh.
00:13:40They're coming.
00:13:42Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:46Ew, why?
00:13:48It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:50It's gonna be really sexy. I'm gonna spritz it.
00:13:52You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
00:13:54It's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:56It's stupid. Just screw him.
00:13:58That's what he wants. That's what all guys want.
00:14:00Who hurt you as a child?
00:14:02Oh, Christ.
00:14:04Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:14:06Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:14:08not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:10You're an idiot.
00:14:12A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:14Thank you.
00:14:16Guys, seriously, come on. Hurry up.
00:14:22Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:24I love it.
00:14:26Um...
00:14:28You should put that down low, because it's, like...
00:14:30It's very fragile.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:34Hurry up.
00:14:36Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:44Oh, my God.
00:15:00Whoa!
00:15:02Oh, we're gonna have some fun.
00:15:04Oh, Attack of the Wet T-shirts.
00:15:06Nice!
00:15:08Oh, fuck.
00:15:14Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:16No, Joanna.
00:15:18We said no gifts.
00:15:20That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:22but be careful. It stings.
00:15:24And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:26Oh, how did you know?
00:15:28I mean, I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:30Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service dog.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:36Are you okay now?
00:15:38Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:44I can't believe you haven't had a baby.
00:15:46This is crazy.
00:15:48Jake!
00:15:50Hi!
00:15:52Hey, babe. Happy birthday.
00:15:54Oh, you didn't have to give me a kiss.
00:15:56I'm sorry.
00:15:58Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:00What?
00:16:02You want a beer?
00:16:06No.
00:16:10Oh, hon.
00:16:14I have your present here.
00:16:16I'll give it to you later
00:16:18when the time's right.
00:16:20You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:22And I have a present for you
00:16:24that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:28Hey, bro.
00:16:30We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:32What bet?
00:16:36All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:38Hey.
00:16:40How you doing?
00:16:42Hi.
00:16:50Check it out!
00:16:52Dare me?
00:16:58What?
00:17:08Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:10Are those real?
00:17:12Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:14Hey! Don't move!
00:17:16Oh, all right. Okay.
00:17:18I'll see you guys later.
00:17:20Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:2220 bucks says by the end of the day
00:17:24I will be motorboating those kiddies.
00:17:26They're fake anyways.
00:17:28Who cares?
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:32Who cares?
00:17:34Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:36I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:40Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:42Here, let me.
00:17:44Joanna, no. Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:46What? I win.
00:17:50Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:52I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:56Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:58I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:18:00He just, like, disappeared.
00:18:12Are these real?
00:18:14Of course they are.
00:18:16How come I've never met you before?
00:18:18I don't know. Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:20Have you seen Jake?
00:18:22I think he's around or something.
00:18:24Maybe upstairs. I don't know.
00:18:26Maybe he went to go get my birthday present.
00:18:28That's probably where he went.
00:18:30Oh, well.
00:18:34Liquid Courage?
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:38Atta girl.
00:18:40Vodka Cranberry?
00:18:42Shirley's Temple.
00:18:44Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:46I gotta go meet Rod.
00:18:48Sue? Are you okay?
00:18:50Sue? Relax.
00:18:52They're just lies.
00:18:54Okay, nothing to be scared of. Seriously.
00:18:56You're going to be fine.
00:18:58Is Chris here?
00:19:04Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:06No, he does not have a gay face.
00:19:08I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:10I'm going to do it.
00:19:16Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:18No, he does not have a gay face.
00:19:20No, he does not have a gay face.
00:19:22I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:24I'm going to do it.
00:19:26I'm going to do this.
00:19:28Go back.
00:19:30Hey, you can do this.
00:19:32Just act like a slut.
00:19:36Just pretend
00:19:38you're Lexi.
00:19:46Yeah, my favorite chapter is Storming the Ward.
00:19:48Chris.
00:19:50Hi.
00:19:52Can I talk to you?
00:19:54In private?
00:20:10Hey, Lexi.
00:20:12What?
00:20:14Chris, you're so sexy.
00:20:16Ever since you played Jesus
00:20:18at camp, I've just...
00:20:20I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:22And I really want
00:20:24to...
00:20:26Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:28Is that wrong?
00:20:30Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:32Nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know how to do this.
00:20:34Sue.
00:20:36Sue. Sue.
00:20:38I
00:20:40understand these
00:20:42urges.
00:20:44And, you know,
00:20:46I like you, too.
00:20:48Really? You do?
00:20:50I do. I really do.
00:20:52I like you, too.
00:20:54Really? You do?
00:20:56I do. I really do.
00:20:58It's just...
00:21:00I've devoted a lot of my life
00:21:02to one certain man.
00:21:04Right.
00:21:06Lexi said you were...
00:21:08Jesus.
00:21:10Oh, Batman.
00:21:12Oh, nothing.
00:21:14So we can still do this, then?
00:21:16Oh, Sue.
00:21:18You know,
00:21:20for me,
00:21:22when I think about that man
00:21:24who died for our sins,
00:21:26when I think about him
00:21:28up there on that cross,
00:21:30so helpless, yet so
00:21:32muscular,
00:21:34with his strong
00:21:36thighs
00:21:38crossed over each other,
00:21:40so delicately
00:21:42beneath that ragged
00:21:44loincloth,
00:21:46growing so hot,
00:21:48so sweaty,
00:21:50under that hot, hot
00:21:52sun, I just feel such
00:21:54compassion.
00:21:56I think about those things, too.
00:21:58So you understand
00:22:00why I can't do this?
00:22:02Not really.
00:22:04I just find it too hard. It is
00:22:06to give in
00:22:08to carnal pleasure when
00:22:10he sacrificed so much
00:22:12for us.
00:22:14So...
00:22:16...
00:22:18...
00:22:20...
00:22:22...
00:22:24...
00:22:26...
00:22:28Whoa!
00:22:30Have you seen Jake?
00:22:32No. No.
00:22:34...
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00:23:32you really are, deep inside.
00:23:35What?
00:23:36Come with me.
00:23:37Where?
00:23:38To meet your dark side.
00:23:46Out!
00:23:47Everyone out!
00:23:57Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet
00:24:01face to face.
00:24:13I really can't.
00:24:14I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:17I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:22I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:27Sue?
00:24:29Can you see it?
00:24:31Sue?
00:24:35I'm almost...
00:24:37I'm almost there.
00:24:43What?
00:24:45What?
00:24:46Sue, what happened?
00:24:47What did you see?
00:24:48A raccoon?
00:24:49What?
00:24:51You overshot it.
00:24:52Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:53I can't.
00:25:01Please don't make me do that again.
00:25:02Okay, fine.
00:25:03Fine.
00:25:04I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:07What?
00:25:08You really need an orgasm.
00:25:11Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else
00:25:15when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:17This really has to be your first step.
00:25:19Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:20Coming.
00:25:21Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:23Just find it and use it.
00:25:26Wait, what does a black vibrator look like?
00:25:28It's black.
00:25:29It vibrates.
00:25:32Come on, Rod.
00:25:33Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:36And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:51Hey, cutie!
00:25:52Cutie!
00:25:57Bullseye!
00:26:04Bang!
00:26:05Bang!
00:26:07Good boy.
00:26:08Straighten up.
00:26:09Good boy.
00:26:10Good boy.
00:26:12He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:15I'm sorry, I can't see anything.
00:26:17That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:19What a bitch.
00:26:21Unfortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:51Oh, shit.
00:26:56What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:15Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:17Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:20He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:23For sure?
00:27:25I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:27so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:29That's no excuse.
00:27:30He's a dirtbag.
00:27:31How dare he?
00:27:32No, it's awful.
00:27:33I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:41It's a text.
00:27:42It's from him.
00:27:43I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46He's looking for you.
00:27:47He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:49Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:51Um, I have to go.
00:27:52I'm going.
00:27:53No, you can't just leave.
00:27:55Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:58I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:28:00No.
00:28:01He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:28:03Either way, it's bullshit.
00:28:05I see only one option.
00:28:08I'm leaving.
00:28:09Revenge sex.
00:28:10Reve- what?
00:28:11What does that even mean?
00:28:12It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:14and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:17But he...
00:28:18I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:19He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:20I mean, why would...
00:28:21He's just into other girls.
00:28:23Trust me.
00:28:24He'll care.
00:28:25Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:28To his ego.
00:28:29To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:32Especially if it's with someone smarter,
00:28:34better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:37I'm leaving.
00:28:38I'm leaving.
00:28:39I'm leaving.
00:28:40I'm leaving.
00:28:41I'm leaving.
00:28:42I'm leaving.
00:28:43I'm leaving.
00:28:44I'm leaving.
00:28:45I'm leaving.
00:28:46I'm leaving.
00:28:47I'm leaving.
00:28:48I'm leaving.
00:28:49I'm leaving.
00:28:50I'm leaving.
00:28:51I'm leaving.
00:28:52I'm leaving.
00:28:53Eric.
00:28:54Eric.
00:28:55He's perfect.
00:28:56Eric Hall?
00:28:57Are you kidding?
00:28:58I mean, he wouldn't be into me.
00:29:00He likes your type.
00:29:02Really?
00:29:03And what type is that?
00:29:04Honey.
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:07Trust me.
00:29:08He's amazing.
00:29:09I fooled around with him once.
00:29:11He had this great tongue ring...
00:29:12Oh no.
00:29:13I can never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:15Okay then, fine, we will find someone else.
00:29:18Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:24Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:26I mean, it's like you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:28No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:31Fine, if you wanna live the rest of your life
00:29:33knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:35to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless
00:29:38piece of garbage and possibly even scar him
00:29:40with the rest of his existence,
00:29:41and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:44But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able
00:29:45to live with yourself.
00:29:48I don't know.
00:29:51But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able
00:29:53to live with yourself.
00:29:55I don't know.
00:29:57Trust me, it's going to work.
00:30:04I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:08Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:09You look okay, not too jacked up.
00:30:11Oh no!
00:30:14Oh no.
00:30:23Hey.
00:30:24Happy birthday.
00:30:27Thanks.
00:30:44Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:50So, happy birthday.
00:30:56Do you know that most people think that
00:30:57the happy birthday song was from Britain,
00:31:00but it's actually from us, US.
00:31:03America?
00:31:05United States?
00:31:07I know where we live.
00:31:08Right, of course.
00:31:10I know where we live.
00:31:12Right, of course.
00:31:17I know where we live.
00:31:18Right, of course.
00:31:24Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:27Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:28Yeah, no, I can totally move, I just.
00:31:30No, you're fine.
00:31:40Jake!
00:31:43Jake!
00:31:46So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:49Oh, I'm sorry, it?
00:31:51What, um?
00:31:53It, like monkey bone in and like pigs in a blanket.
00:31:58Get real nasty.
00:31:59Oh, oh, you mean like, uh, right now?
00:32:05I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:32:11Yeah, sure, I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:13I just never realized that you, I mean,
00:32:20it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:27Okay, um, no kissing.
00:32:31Right, of course, sorry.
00:32:33Sorry?
00:32:36So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:41Oh, wow, you wrapped up like a Hot Pocket
00:32:44or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:47Not that you left over, you're not.
00:32:49You're fresh.
00:32:53Not that you left over, you're not.
00:32:55You're fresh, organic, yep.
00:33:01So, the wrap.
00:33:03Right, um, where's the, uh?
00:33:07It's, uh, the end is, the edge is, like, right over here.
00:33:09Oh, oh, yeah, here it is, I see it.
00:33:11Um, let me just, uh, got it, uh.
00:33:15Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:16Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, I, I'm.
00:33:18It's, it's okay, do it again.
00:33:22Sorry, I, I, I bite my nails,
00:33:24so it's a little difficult.
00:33:25You know what, let me just lay you on the bed.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:33Uh, let me just see.
00:33:37Oh, here it is, I got it.
00:33:38All right, just, um, pull it.
00:33:40Let me just.
00:33:42Ah!
00:33:45Oh, geez, uh, Cheryl, are you, are you okay?
00:33:47Help me, help.
00:33:51Hey, Cheryl, are, are you okay?
00:33:53Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:55Oh, geez.
00:33:55Ow.
00:34:02Well, that was stupid.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:11How you doing tonight?
00:34:12I'm good, how are you?
00:34:13Having a good time?
00:34:13Yeah, I'm good.
00:34:15Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:18What?
00:34:19I can't hear you.
00:34:21I'm gonna have a beer.
00:34:23Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:24Jake!
00:34:26Upstairs, yeah.
00:34:28Hold on, I'll take a piss.
00:34:30I want some beer.
00:34:45Oh, ah, ah, ah.
00:34:49Ah, ah, ah.
00:34:55Oh, ah, ah.
00:34:59Finally.
00:35:00I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:05Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:07What?
00:35:08I mean I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:15Well, okay.
00:35:15Okay.
00:35:25You know, I was wondering about this.
00:35:27It's so weird.
00:35:28We've been talking about it.
00:35:31It's just been the first few years
00:35:32that we've actually seen each other.
00:35:34We've been talking about the things
00:35:36that we do that are really fun.
00:35:37It's been a lot of fun
00:35:38and I've learned a lot over the years.
00:35:41I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:44I've never seen you.
00:35:45Yeah?
00:35:46It's just been a long time.
00:35:48I don't know.
00:35:50It's just been so great seeing you.
00:35:52It's been a long time?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:36:01I'm so sorry.
00:36:08I'm so sorry.
00:36:15I'm so sorry.
00:36:22I'm so sorry.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:34I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:40Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:36:42Huh? Oh.
00:36:49So good.
00:36:52Oh.
00:36:54Yep.
00:36:55Oh, my jaw. Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:58What? What?
00:36:59Ah, ah, oh. Ah, jeez.
00:37:03Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:37:04Is that even a thing?
00:37:06I don't know.
00:37:08Ah.
00:37:09Are you okay?
00:37:13No, no, no, no. It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:16I'm just embarrassed.
00:37:18It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:25You sure you're okay?
00:37:27Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:28Okay, great. Have fun.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:35Now, now, let's do it now.
00:37:37No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:41All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:42I'm gonna come. Are you ready?
00:37:43No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi.
00:37:48Lexi.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:53No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:54Lexi.
00:37:55Lexi.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:58No means no.
00:37:59Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:38:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:38:02It's been a really long time,
00:38:03and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:38:09Uh-oh.
00:38:12Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:15How you doing?
00:38:17How's it going?
00:38:18Good.
00:38:19Eric?
00:38:20Come.
00:38:21Eric, help me.
00:38:22I'm blind. I can't see anything.
00:38:25Excuse me.
00:38:29Harold's in here.
00:38:35What's up, bro?
00:38:36What the fuck is going on?
00:38:39Hey, wait.
00:38:41Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:50Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.
00:38:54Damn it.
00:38:55I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:38:58You.
00:38:59You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:39:01or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:39:05I'm so sorry.
00:39:07I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:32Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:35This party's ass.
00:39:39Yeah!
00:39:43This just isn't working.
00:39:46Nothing.
00:39:47What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:52Lock your character, Amanda.
00:39:53Watch this.
00:39:54Spark it up.
00:39:56Yes!
00:39:59Oh, man, I love this game.
00:40:02Where are the controllers?
00:40:03Here, here, here.
00:40:04Okay, let me find another one.
00:40:08Whoa!
00:40:10Look at this.
00:40:14Pew, pew, pew.
00:40:15Get that thing away, Jesus.
00:40:24Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:26Wasn't me.
00:40:32Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:40:35Are you sitting on me or something?
00:40:38Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:40Nice, nice.
00:40:52Do you have the extra controller?
00:41:04Whoa!
00:41:06You are the controller.
00:41:08No, I just...
00:41:10I didn't, I swear, I...
00:41:15Hey, it's Sue.
00:41:17What's going on, man?
00:41:19It's okay.
00:41:20Hey, Sue.
00:41:30Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:33Yeah, I just needed some air.
00:41:36Oh, sure.
00:41:38Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:42You were?
00:41:44You mean...
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:50So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:54Could we go get a drink?
00:41:56Yeah, let's go.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:00So you think we should give it a try?
00:42:03Could we go get a drink?
00:42:07Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.
00:42:12Do you know what?
00:42:13I gotta go.
00:42:14Um, happy birthday.
00:42:15Uh, no, Chris, no, that wasn't...
00:42:17I didn't...
00:42:18Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:21I'll be the one.
00:42:23It's the end of the world.
00:42:26Perfect, perfect, perfect.
00:42:29I'll be the one.
00:42:31This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:33I'm never going to have sex.
00:42:36Ow.
00:42:51Hello?
00:42:52A little attention here.
00:42:54Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:43:00Max, don't be selfish.
00:43:03Oh, right, sorry.
00:43:07Jeez, who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:11Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:14Screw it.
00:43:37Mmm.
00:43:39Mmm.
00:43:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:48Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:51Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:44:02Oh, oh.
00:44:06Oh, oh.
00:44:08Oh, no.
00:44:11That was bad.
00:44:12That was so bad.
00:44:26Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:31I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:36Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:40Yes, it does.
00:44:42So you're JJ?
00:44:44Uh-uh.
00:45:06Hello, welcome to 1-900-Confess.
00:45:09Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:11A nun.
00:45:13Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:19Please hold.
00:45:21Thank goodness.
00:45:251-900-Confession, how may I be of service?
00:45:28It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:30I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:32One day.
00:45:35Ow!
00:45:40Is that too long?
00:45:42I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:44Go on.
00:45:46Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:50Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine did.
00:45:52What's her problem?
00:45:54A washing machine touched her.
00:45:57Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:46:01All right, freak, time's up.
00:46:03What do I do?
00:46:05Just unplug the thing.
00:46:07No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:09Well, then be happy.
00:46:11You found the perfect man.
00:46:13I'm serious.
00:46:15Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:17I'll tell you this.
00:46:19Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:22No contritions?
00:46:24You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:26It's not in the Bible.
00:46:28So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:31Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:34Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:37Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:39Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:42Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:45He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:50Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:53Because I'm a nun.
00:46:55Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:57Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:47:00Who'd have thought?
00:47:10Revenge sex with a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:13God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:17Yeah, I admit it. I've got no game.
00:47:26Fucking douchebag.
00:47:28Damn it.
00:47:30Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:33You go, girl.
00:47:35What?
00:47:37What are you doing here?
00:47:39We needed someplace private.
00:47:41But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...
00:47:44Yeah?
00:47:45If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever...
00:47:50No offense.
00:47:52Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:54Really?
00:47:56I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:59I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:48:01It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:48:04It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:07Everything.
00:48:10If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:13All right.
00:48:20What about him? Jeremy?
00:48:23Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:25I fooled around with him once.
00:48:27I don't know his last name, though.
00:48:29It's Jones. Jeremy Jones.
00:48:32This all makes sense.
00:48:34Excuse me.
00:48:36Jeremy.
00:48:38Hi.
00:48:39Who was on the phone?
00:48:41Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:43You'll meet her. She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:45Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:56Oh.
00:48:58Hi, Frank.
00:49:00Sit.
00:49:04Oh, you meant...
00:49:06You meant the dog.
00:49:08Relax.
00:49:10You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:14Oh, I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:49:17Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:19I'm not.
00:49:23How did you know that?
00:49:26Corner.
00:49:30Sit.
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:38Sit.
00:49:40Sit.
00:49:42Roll over.
00:49:46Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Roll over.
00:49:53Oh, you mean me.
00:49:55Oh, how do you...
00:49:57How do you want me to...
00:49:59Just lie down.
00:50:10Oh.
00:50:12I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:14but considering it a teachable moment...
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:23See me with your hands.
00:50:28All right.
00:50:36You know, I should really...
00:50:38I shouldn't even be doing this. Really.
00:50:52Mmm, peanut butter.
00:51:08Frank. Frank.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:13Oh, Frank.
00:51:32Yo, man.
00:51:34Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:36Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:51:38My chips. Dude, my chip.
00:51:40Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:42My chips.
00:51:44Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:47Sorry.
00:51:55It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:02No, let me do this. Go ahead.
00:52:04I got it. I got it.
00:52:06No, really, please. I want to help.
00:52:10Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave. I have to vacuum.
00:52:26You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:28They're over here.
00:52:30I just... I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:35It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:39It's just a dirty floor.
00:52:41Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45Guys.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:04All right.
00:53:06I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just gonna... I'll see you.
00:53:16Oh, my God.
00:53:18Oh, here's my chips.
00:53:20Frankie.
00:53:22Oh, my... Oh.
00:53:24What?
00:53:26Oh, shit.
00:53:28Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:32Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:36Sorry, man. We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:39Oh, I heard something.
00:53:41You want to join us?
00:53:43Seriously, guys, I need to go.
00:53:45Where's your dog, man?
00:53:51Frank?
00:53:53Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:01Thanks, man.
00:54:03Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:07Dude, I ain't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:11I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:14Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:35Oh, no.
00:54:37You're the devil.
00:54:40J.J., I...
00:54:42Jeremy, you have to remember
00:54:44that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:47Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:57It's just so sad, because I'm wearing this...
00:54:59copeless bra,
00:55:01and I also have on crotchless panties
00:55:04with just a little string of pearl in front
00:55:07for extra stimulation.
00:55:09Oh.
00:55:13Ah.
00:55:15We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21...before she gets here.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:33Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:37Fuck me now.
00:55:41What? What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't...
00:55:45I can't get it in.
00:55:47Try down there.
00:55:49It's like desert down there.
00:55:51It's sandpaper.
00:55:53Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:55Just try it again.
00:55:57No.
00:55:59Why is this happening?
00:56:01We fooled around before.
00:56:03We did it three times, remember?
00:56:05Just do what you did then. Go on.
00:56:07I already did my thing. I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:11What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:15Last time...
00:56:19I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:21What?
00:56:23You're not JJ?
00:56:25But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:27How can you not be JJ?
00:56:29Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:35I can still do this. I just need a little bit more.
00:56:37I can do this.
00:56:39I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else.
00:56:41We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:49Just keep going.
00:56:53Shit.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:03Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Hi.
00:57:07We were just, you know...
00:57:09Hey babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:15How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:23What?
00:57:25What?
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:29Mariella!
00:57:31You know those aren't mine.
00:57:33At least not all of them.
00:57:37What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:43You used to be so pure.
00:57:45Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:59Come on.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:23What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave
00:58:29so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:31What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:35Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog.
00:58:37Honey.
00:58:39It's going to be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God.
00:58:45And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:47I'm sorry.
00:58:49It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:51That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:53Yes. He is such a dickwad.
00:58:55You need to confront him.
00:58:57Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:59I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here
00:59:05and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:07Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:13You know, you might want to...
00:59:15You need to look hot when you break up with him.
00:59:17Yeah, you're right.
00:59:19I'm not wearing a sheet.
00:59:25I'm sorry.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:33I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:43Hey, um...
00:59:45Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:47No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:49Really, Eric, I can't right now.
00:59:51No, no, no, no.
00:59:53I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
00:59:55and I'm just embarrassed,
00:59:57and I don't want to make it up to you.
00:59:59Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:01No, but I do.
01:00:03I mean, I do.
01:00:05I do.
01:00:07I do.
01:00:09I do.
01:00:11I do.
01:00:13I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:17Maybe because, I don't know,
01:00:19I'm a little shy.
01:00:21But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:23that we could go out sometime.
01:00:25Soon.
01:00:27Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out before I...
01:00:31Really? Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:35No, not really.
01:00:37Yeah, no.
01:00:39I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:43Okay.
01:00:45Alright.
01:00:47I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:01:01I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:01:07Wow.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:23Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:29Oh.
01:01:31Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God, I'm sorry.
01:01:35You're a honey happy...
01:01:37The fuck is this?
01:01:39Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:45Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby.
01:01:49What is this?
01:01:51Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:53I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55and you've been...
01:01:57Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:59You couldn't find me?
01:02:01What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:03and now your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:07No, no. You can work this out.
01:02:09Baby, I love you.
01:02:11Jake, no. You have to go.
01:02:13Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:15I promise.
01:02:17No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:02:19Cheryl, come on.
01:02:21Jake, please, just go. I'm sorry.
01:02:23You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:25Yay! You did it.
01:02:27I am so proud of you.
01:02:29You got your revenge sex.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:33It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:35Right.
01:02:37Well, it makes sense now.
01:02:39Wow.
01:02:41I feel really stupid.
01:02:43Eric, I'm really sorry.
01:02:45Cheryl,
01:02:47I really liked you,
01:02:49and you used me.
01:02:51Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:55Aren't you happy?
01:02:57Well, no,
01:02:59that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:01You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:13Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:19I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:21This is bullshit!
01:03:23God!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:27Suck it!
01:03:29God, I'm out of here!
01:03:31Yeah!
01:03:33He has good hair, though.
01:03:35Don't you puke on me.
01:03:37Don't you puke on me.
01:03:39Don't you puke on me.
01:03:41Don't you puke on me.
01:03:43Don't you puke on me.
01:03:45Don't you puke on me.
01:03:47Don't you puke on me.
01:03:49Don't puke on my car, either.
01:04:03Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:09I don't think so.
01:04:11Not with a guy, anyway.
01:04:13Oh, don't ask.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like Transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So, what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:33all cramp.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:37I think it's broken.
01:04:39So, wait.
01:04:41None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:45Oh, Joanna.
01:04:47You're so sweet.
01:04:49So, I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:51Want to go?
01:04:53No, thank you.
01:04:55I think I should finish up here.
01:04:57Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:59No.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:03For some reason, I just realized
01:05:05he needs to be my first.
01:05:07Or something.
01:05:09Why? Do you know him?
01:05:11Sort of.
01:05:13Love him?
01:05:15Shut it.
01:05:17You want to do it with him?
01:05:19I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:21You want to get married?
01:05:23You want to do it with him?
01:05:25Zip it.
01:05:27All right.
01:05:43Um...
01:05:49Um...
01:05:51No.
01:05:53No way.
01:05:59Oh.
01:06:09Oh, well.
01:06:11When's next year?
01:06:33It's you.
01:06:35I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:37I'm so excited.
01:07:07When's next year?
01:07:38Wow. That's amazing.
01:07:43Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:46I guess something inspired me.
01:07:49You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:53Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
01:07:57Whose?
01:07:59Eric's. That's him, right?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:14Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:261-900-CONFESS.
01:08:29Sister Therese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon?
01:08:32There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:37Oh, sure.
01:08:39It's 271.
01:08:41Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but
01:08:44can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:46Do you think if you do something bad that
01:08:49God will forgive you?
01:08:50Like, take you back?
01:08:52Sure, hon. Why not?
01:08:54As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:57Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign
01:09:01from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:07Sister?
01:09:09Can I get up now?
01:09:11I really gotta pee.
01:09:12No! Hush, you're trapped!
01:09:15Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,
01:09:18but call back any time.
01:09:20I will.
01:09:21Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you cheap fucker!
01:09:29Mom!
01:09:45Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um,
01:09:53look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you
01:09:59at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:09I...
01:10:10I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:19and he's all over these...
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:22Come on, we gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh.
01:10:25Wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:36Uh, so, um,
01:10:38do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:40When I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure.
01:10:49Oh.
01:10:50Sorry, no kissing, right?
01:10:52No kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:55Hmm.
01:11:09Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I... I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi.
01:11:17Wait, what? I never did that.
01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:26Oh.
01:11:29She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:52At least this birthday's over.
01:11:55Yeah.
01:12:05Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:09I mean, if you could just...
01:12:11I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:25Okay.
01:12:43Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:45Uh, do you know where the church is?
01:12:47It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:49Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:51Or used to go to.
01:12:53Straight up that way, and then left.
01:12:56Thank you.
01:12:58You're more than welcome to come with me, if you like.
01:13:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so, but thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue. What's yours?
01:13:27Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:30Si.
01:13:33Maybe I could use a ride.
01:13:50Ah!