Union budget 2024 | Nirmala Sitaraman
| बजट 2024 |
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RJ Raunak
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Capital Gain |
RJ Raunak
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00:00What's up, middle-class?
00:01Got a taste of it?
00:02Got a tax cut?
00:04Saved 17,500?
00:06Bought a bungalow in Dubai?
00:07Bought a bungalow in Delhi?
00:09Honestly, ever since Nirmala Tai
00:11gave tax payers a cut of 17,500,
00:14I don't know what to do with all this money.
00:1717,500 for a year?
00:19That's 1,400 per month!
00:21I'm thinking of buying a plot of 200 hectares in Gurgaon.
00:24Or get a kilo of full cream milk.
00:27Get my scooter's tubes changed.
00:29Or get a rickshaw to save myself from cyber fraud
00:32and deposit it in a Swiss bank.
00:34What should I do?
00:35Should I quit my job?
00:36Until yesterday, people were happy
00:38that their fathers didn't have money to send them abroad.
00:42They didn't even have a government job.
00:44Now they can trade in the stock market and make money.
00:47Nirmala Tai grinded such people's dreams
00:49in a blender with garlic
00:51and made chutney out of it.
00:52Just like some mothers-in-law
00:54who value their daughters-in-law's earnings
00:56more than their sons.
00:57Similarly, Nirmala Tai said
00:59that how can you make money by trading?
01:02If you want to make money, do it.
01:03But we poor parents should also increase our pocket money.
01:06That's why in 2021,
01:07a guy who earned 2 paise from the COVID market
01:10who thought he was Warren Buffet,
01:12Nirmala Tai pulled his status from a banyan tree
01:16and put it in a pot kept in the balcony.
01:20Here, uncle.
01:21Now you play FN.
01:22Become a trader.
01:23The market has also put so much emphasis on one thing
01:27that as soon as the capital gain is announced,
01:28the market fell below 1000 points.
01:30Then he came to his senses after reading a few good things.
01:32Then the world told him that
01:34uncle, there is a lot for infrastructure in this.
01:36There is also a lot for industries.
01:38Then the market straightened its crooked face
01:41and it recovered a little.
01:42So, in total, how is the budget this time?
01:44What are the cheap things
01:46that you can dance on the bonnet of the car in happiness?
01:49And what is so expensive
01:51that you can drink BDP all night
01:53and make a cloud of smoke in your room and play in it?
01:56So let's talk about that in detail.
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01:59And if you like it, do share it with your friends.
02:02Let's start.
02:05Hello friends, you are watching Funtantra
02:07and I am Ronak.
02:08Friends, Nirmala Tai has finally presented the budget for 2024.
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03:23Let's move forward in the video.
03:24Let's talk about the budget.
03:26So after the election results, the government has presented the first budget.
03:28This is a budget in which there is something for everyone.
03:32Young people can be happy with this budget
03:33because the government has promised 4 crore young people
03:36to get internships in big companies.
03:39They will get 5000 stipends every month.
03:41Mahua Moitra can be happy with this budget
03:43because the government has reduced the import duty from expensive purses.
03:47It was fun.
03:48People earning 50,000-60,000 can thank Nirmala Tai for this
03:52that she increased the tax rebate from 50,000 to 75,000.
03:56At the same time, Mr. Rahul can thank the government for this
03:59because the government has made sleeping cheaper.
04:02Now if Mr. Rahul wants, he can sleep in the parliament for as long as he wants.
04:06Wow! What a scene!
04:08Before going to sleep, Mr. Rahul doesn't have a problem looking at his mobile
04:10that's why the government has made his mobile cheaper.
04:12So that the battery doesn't get discharged while looking at the mobile
04:14the government has made the charger cheaper.
04:16And to watch videos on the mobile
04:18the data is already made cheaper by BSNL.
04:20Now if Mr. Rahul wants, he can thank the government for this
04:24or to make everything cheaper, like mobile, charger, gold
04:28some people can even conspire with the BJP against Mr. Rahul.
04:33But friends, there are 72 things in the budget
04:35out of which 70 things we don't understand.
04:38We only have to deal with two things.
04:40First, what happened to our income tax?
04:42And second, which thing became expensive and which became cheap?
04:45And even the Minister of Finance knows this very well
04:47that's why before the income tax came
04:49they make the common man suffer.
04:51And listening to all this, the common man's condition becomes like this.
04:54Hurry up, we have to leave for Panvel tomorrow morning.
04:57So finally, in his speech of 1 hour and 23 minutes
05:00after going around the universe three times
05:03the Minister of Finance came to the income tax point
05:05and found out that this time the district government has done us a big favour.
05:09The standard deduction has been increased from Rs. 50,000 to Rs. 75,000.
05:12Apart from this, no tax will have to be paid from 0 to 3 lakhs.
05:145% from 3 to 7 lakhs.
05:1610% from 7 to 10 lakhs.
05:1815% from 10 to 12 lakhs.
05:1920% from 12 to 15 lakhs.
05:21And on a salary of more than 15 lakhs, 30% tax will have to be paid.
05:25But most of the people are saying that what do we care about 30% tax?
05:29We haven't earned more than Rs. 10 lakhs in 12 births yet.
05:33This is what the people are saying.
05:37But as soon as the news of a huge savings in these new tax labs spread in the market
05:42then from Russia to Rwanda there was a commotion.
05:44An Indian boy earning Rs. 50,000 will save Rs. 1,400 every month in the new tax regime.
05:49As soon as this spread on social media
05:51the boys from Kanpur and Meerut started getting proposals from girls from Venezuela.
05:558-10 Russian girls immediately came to India by sharing auto.
05:58A German girl even threatened that
06:01if an Indian boy like Sachin from Noida doesn't marry her
06:05then she will cut his hand off.
06:08But Nirmala Tai didn't stop there.
06:10She has also announced that the government will give 3% on the student education loan.
06:14For this, e-vouchers will be brought which will be given to 100,000 students every year.
06:18If the salary is less than Rs. 100,000
06:20the people who register for the first time in EPFO will get Rs. 15,000 in 3 installments.
06:25The amount of Mudra loan has been increased from Rs. 10 lakhs to Rs. 20 lakhs.
06:28The angel tax has been abolished to boost the start-up.
06:31But in this budget, the government has betrayed Arvind Kejriwal the most.
06:37What? What are you saying?
06:39Yes, the government has announced that
06:41in the Surya Ghar Muft Bijli Yojana,
06:43it will give 300 units of electricity for free to 1 crore households.
06:46When Mr. Sargi heard this, he also felt that
06:50someone has suddenly given him a shock of electricity
06:52and that too for free.
06:59Apart from this, so much money has been spent on Bihar and Andhra Pradesh in this budget
07:03just like we Indians spend on our NRI relatives
07:06when they come to India.
07:08Along with the famous Falooda ice-cream of our area,
07:10we mix Ghevar ki Mithai and feed them.
07:13Some opposition MPs have been so hurt by the budget of Andhra and Bihar
07:17that after the budget, they even said that
07:19they felt that this was not the budget of the centre, but of Bihar and Andhra.
07:22In this budget, the government has announced Rs. 15,000 crores for Andhra
07:25and Rs. 26,000 crores for Bihar.
07:28In his speech, the Minister of Waste, in Bihar,
07:30from the highway to the airport, power plant,
07:33he made so many announcements that
07:35even Joe Biden started thinking
07:37that after retirement, after America,
07:39he will settle in Purnia, Bihar.
07:43Justin Bieber,
07:44whose vest, which he wore at Ambani's son's wedding,
07:47was not even dry yet.
07:48As soon as he heard this news,
07:50he was impressed by this
07:52and took a private jet to Champaran.
07:57Mr. Meloni has also bought a plot of 2,000 gach
07:59on the outskirts of Bhagalpur.
08:01This has increased the rate of that entire area
08:03and before he was impressed by Mr. Nirmala's announcements about Bihar
08:07and the announcement that the Uttarashtra Sangh would make its headquarters in Patna,
08:10Ms. Nirmala took pity on the world and gave her speech.
08:13What did she do, Mr. Rahul?
08:14Ended it.
08:15Of course, she ended the speech.
08:16By the way, she gave a lot in the speech.
08:19But it is also true that the government that gives you
08:21gives you only after taking it from you.
08:23Only those who take it from you are different
08:25and those who get it are different.
08:27Rest, where will your life go?
08:28What will you be able to achieve in life?
08:30Or will life itself take away from you?
08:32It still depends on the fact that
08:34whether you take a mobile phone or a book in your hand in your free time.
08:38Understood?
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08:40Wow, sir!
08:41Wow, sir!
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