Bardzo dyplomatyczny obiad, czyli co u licha z tą Europą 1990

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00:00:25🎵 Che bella cosa, nagli ornate sole 🎵
00:00:35🎵 N'aria serena, dopo una tempesta 🎵
00:00:44🎵 E l'aria fresca, fa resa una festa 🎵
00:00:54🎵 Che bella cosa, nagli ornate sole 🎵
00:01:04🎵 Mannato sole 🎵
00:01:11🎵 Più bello in neo sole mie 🎵
00:01:21🎵 Stań w rąd, a ty... 🎵
00:01:51Not quite. I mean...
00:01:54Actually, yes.
00:01:55Well, the area of Naples is full of various individuals.
00:01:59But don't worry, Baron.
00:02:01Ordinary impunctuality.
00:02:03I was counting on it.
00:02:05You were?
00:02:06I wanted to exchange a few words with you.
00:02:08One-on-one.
00:02:09One-on-one?
00:02:10To establish the tactic of conversation.
00:02:13Conversation?
00:02:15After all, we both know that such a diplomatic dinner is never an ordinary meeting.
00:02:21Of course, of course.
00:02:23The eyes of the whole of Europe are turned to our countries as defenders of freedom.
00:02:30Yes, Europe.
00:02:33Europe, for sure.
00:02:35Your Excellency, I would be greatly obliged if you would like to explain to me
00:02:40your intentions for tonight.
00:02:42Of course, of course.
00:02:45They're coming.
00:02:46I am as united as I am in my desire to stir up a riot
00:02:49at the Embassy of the Friendly Kingdom.
00:02:52So, I don't want to be judged here for looking for a quick win,
00:02:56because...
00:02:57It's just that your state of affairs has gone a little too far, my dear.
00:03:00No, no, no, no. It was exactly the opposite.
00:03:02It's your state of affairs that has gone a little too far.
00:03:04His Excellency, Ambassador of the Extraordinary and Plentiful King of Prussia,
00:03:08Count von Oberkamp.
00:03:11His Excellency, Ambassador of the Extraordinary and Plentiful Emperor of Austria,
00:03:15Count von Duderhof.
00:03:19Your Excellency.
00:03:20Your Excellency.
00:03:22Only after you.
00:03:23Excluded. Only after you.
00:03:26Your Excellency.
00:03:28Your Excellency.
00:03:30Herr Hercules and I were a little worried.
00:03:35Your Excellency.
00:03:37Your Excellency.
00:03:39Your Excellency.
00:03:40Your Excellency.
00:03:41Your Excellency.
00:03:42Your Excellency.
00:03:43It seems to me that there was a slight inconvenience at the entrance.
00:03:47A small collision between our chariots.
00:03:50It's just the state of affairs of Count Oberkamp.
00:03:53Excuse me, Mr. Count,
00:03:55but it's your state of affairs that has gone too far.
00:03:59Well, in a word, it's due to someone's negligence.
00:04:01The chariots have caught on to each other.
00:04:04I'm glad that none of you has been harmed.
00:04:12Well, in a word, it's due to someone's negligence.
00:04:28The weather today is rather...
00:04:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:04:32As usual.
00:04:33I would agree with you.
00:04:37Here the weather is as usual.
00:04:42You don't like it?
00:04:46Nothing new. Did you hear anything?
00:04:51No, not again.
00:04:54If Sir Hercules left the city an hour earlier,
00:04:58what could have happened?
00:05:01Sometimes, even in an hour,
00:05:03there are complete changes in state affairs.
00:05:06May God keep us from changes.
00:05:09We're here to stop them.
00:05:12Not only here, but all over Europe.
00:05:16Yes, of course. All over Europe.
00:05:19Excellence.
00:05:24What were you thinking when you spoke of complete changes?
00:05:28The attention of the general public.
00:05:31But such an allusion gives a lot to think.
00:05:33Everything that gives to think is useful.
00:05:36Yes.
00:05:39Unbelievable.
00:05:43You must go.
00:05:45Without our knowledge, dear Count,
00:05:47he's joking with you.
00:05:49With me?
00:05:51For the king of Basavia.
00:05:54Don't make fun of me.
00:05:56The weather today is a bit like autumn.
00:05:59Obedience regulates everything.
00:06:03It watches over the fate of the people.
00:06:05First of all, it blesses the lawful order of things.
00:06:09Our monarchs are bastions of this order.
00:06:13We must not forget this, gentlemen.
00:06:16I agree with you.
00:06:18It's a bit cold.
00:06:20These bastions, with God's help,
00:06:23will be devoured by rebels.
00:06:25I'd have all those rebels under the wall.
00:06:31The most important thing is unanimity.
00:06:34Unfortunately, it's lacking in Europe.
00:06:37Yes.
00:06:39In Europe.
00:06:41In Europe.
00:06:43Yes.
00:06:45His Excellency, the Ambassador of the Emperor of All Russia,
00:06:49Prince Lev Tchubarykov.
00:06:54Gentlemen, please be understanding.
00:06:57I had urgent business.
00:06:59Your Highness,
00:07:02we forgive you,
00:07:04since we had the pleasure of seeing him here.
00:07:07He doesn't give a damn about Vaseline.
00:07:09If he's the Ambassador of the Emperor,
00:07:11who sat on the throne of the Parisian merchants and street vendors.
00:07:15Your Excellency,
00:07:17it's a pleasure to meet you again.
00:07:20I hope that these depeshes
00:07:22won't prevent you from spending the whole evening with us.
00:07:25If they were important, we don't know.
00:07:28In our positions, everything is important.
00:07:36This palace is charming.
00:07:38Indeed, it's beautiful here.
00:07:41A palace, yes, but this garden is typically Italian.
00:07:45Beautiful, discreet,
00:07:47pietà terre.
00:07:49For a diplomat who's tired of official life.
00:07:52Your Excellency, you've said it perfectly.
00:07:54Thank you.
00:07:56Do you have more servants here?
00:07:58I think that two servants is a bit too few.
00:08:01There's also a cook and a maid.
00:08:03I'd like to have some intimate silence here.
00:08:06Intimate silence?
00:08:09How nice of you to say that.
00:08:11It's important.
00:08:13In such an environment,
00:08:15you can get away from our tiring activities.
00:08:17And talk about serious matters.
00:08:22Are you quite sure of your services?
00:08:24Of course, they are checked by our Ministry of Police.
00:08:27Why do you care, Your Excellency?
00:08:29We all know that King Moïse of Sicily
00:08:31keeps spies in our area.
00:08:33But every monarch does that
00:08:35in front of accredited diplomats.
00:08:38In turn, every ambassador
00:08:40has his people in the area of the monarch
00:08:42who is accredited.
00:08:45In any case, is everything clear?
00:08:47Not quite.
00:08:49How so?
00:08:51I'd like to know who reports here.
00:08:53I repeat, my servants are 100% sure.
00:08:55And I'm sure of 300%.
00:08:57And I have strict supervision.
00:08:59There's something about it.
00:09:01Oh, gentlemen,
00:09:03but it's just an ordinary diplomatic dinner.
00:09:06I'm sorry, Your Excellency.
00:09:08No diplomatic dinner is ordinary.
00:09:10Unfortunately, you're right.
00:09:12And they know about it.
00:09:14And who are they?
00:09:16Those who want to get our secrets.
00:09:18You mean absolutely everyone?
00:09:20Everyone?
00:09:22Of course.
00:09:25The counter-revolutionaries,
00:09:27the police of Ferdinand II...
00:09:29And so on, and so on.
00:09:31You're exaggerating, aren't you?
00:09:33Countless kings, countless republics,
00:09:35interrogations, counter-interrogations...
00:09:37And finally, us.
00:09:40We know our own secrets.
00:09:42You know yours, but I don't.
00:09:44And vice versa.
00:09:46Gentlemen, gentlemen,
00:09:48since you've already told us everything...
00:09:50We've come here
00:09:52to invite our kind host
00:09:54to have a little chat
00:09:56in the village silence.
00:09:58That's what I'd like to do.
00:10:00And that's why I'd like to offer
00:10:03you a walk around the garden.
00:10:05Please.
00:10:07Of course, Your Excellency.
00:10:09After you, Your Excellency.
00:10:11But Your Excellency...
00:10:13Me at the end?
00:10:15You're wrong, it's me at the end.
00:10:17No, it's Your Excellency.
00:10:19Me at the end.
00:10:21Gentlemen, at your ceremonies, please.
00:10:23Yes, Your Excellency.
00:10:38Frederico!
00:10:40Get out of my sight!
00:10:43But...
00:10:45Go!
00:10:53Go!
00:10:56Go!
00:10:58Go!
00:11:00Go!
00:11:02Go!
00:11:04Mr. Frederico,
00:11:06the Dutch are furious.
00:11:08Yes? What about this time?
00:11:10He says that Mr. Baron has a snake in his pocket
00:11:12and would like a royal dinner.
00:11:14Tell that damn cook
00:11:17not to rob this time.
00:11:19And please go to the dining room.
00:11:21And about the table,
00:11:23When I ...
00:11:25Enough! Wilhelm is recording. Please help him.
00:11:42He's ...
00:11:43He's back.
00:11:47I'm listening, madam.
00:11:49Bring me something to eat.
00:11:51Mr. Baron asked you to stay in the building.
00:11:55Good, good, but how hungry can you be?
00:12:00I brought breakfast at eleven. You were kind enough to throw a pillow at me.
00:12:04What are you gawking at?
00:12:06I was sleeping then, and now I'm not sleeping and I want to eat.
00:12:10At two o'clock I repeated the test. You were not very nice to me.
00:12:14Oh, I had a tiring night.
00:12:18Give me something to eat!
00:12:21Please go back to the building. Wilhelm will bring you something.
00:12:25Not something, just what I usually eat.
00:12:27Wilhelm, because it's not a pig or a piglet, I don't know yet.
00:12:30Mrs. Bellamy.
00:12:34In the name of Adeline,
00:12:38Bellamy is a stage name.
00:12:44Fryderyk!
00:12:49To the table, sir!
00:12:59You moron, put it away.
00:13:03And you, instead of doing what is rightfully yours,
00:13:06with you such a fool like Skoda and...
00:13:10I'm sure Mr. Wilhelm saw Adeline Nagolas again.
00:13:14Like on Friday.
00:13:16What?
00:13:17She was standing in front of the mirror, as God created her.
00:13:20And Mr. Wilhelm, bang, and the whole breakfast on the floor.
00:13:23And then he ran away.
00:13:25Get out of here!
00:13:28You'll bring her the chocolate and the rest right away.
00:13:31But not this way, around.
00:13:35Fred, you moron, what's wrong with this breakfast?
00:13:41Adeline.
00:13:42Piglet, let me have breakfast.
00:13:45I asked you to go back to the building.
00:13:48Should I die of hunger?
00:13:50Not this way, I said around.
00:13:53Should I die of hunger?
00:13:56I'm already hungry.
00:13:58I'm already hungry.
00:14:01Should I die of hunger?
00:14:04I've been asking for breakfast for a long time,
00:14:06and they tell me to wait and wait.
00:14:08No one can see you here, especially the Duke.
00:14:11I'm the Duchess.
00:14:23Mr. Baron, to the table.
00:14:28And what's with the devil?
00:14:30What, did they go for a walk?
00:14:35Please express yourself properly.
00:14:37Properly, improperly, it's all a convention.
00:14:39And what would Mr. Frederick say
00:14:41if he saw me naked like Mr. Wilhelm Belan?
00:14:45It's not a boarding house, it's a diplomatic residence.
00:14:48Not much of a difference.
00:14:50Only there they sell officially and the rate is fair.
00:15:01Dear Baron, I'm so glad.
00:15:03I thought something had happened.
00:15:05No, not at all.
00:15:07Is it a delusion?
00:15:09Or you don't feel well either?
00:15:11No, I'm in excellent shape.
00:15:13It's just that Europe...
00:15:15Excuse me?
00:15:16Nothing, my head hurts.
00:15:18Yes, yes.
00:15:20Today's Europe can really cause a headache.
00:15:23Plots, revolutions, anarchy,
00:15:25a decline in morality.
00:15:28It's just a threat.
00:15:31If the monarch would shorten the parliamentary play
00:15:34it would be safer.
00:15:36Excellency, but we don't keep whispers.
00:15:39Nevertheless, a little more deliberation would be useful.
00:15:44So, our expectations.
00:15:46We thought the gentlemen were lost.
00:15:49And we, on the contrary, that the gentlemen are lost.
00:15:52There are various losses.
00:15:54Sir Hercules was going to the labyrinth.
00:15:57So I followed him to save him from oppression.
00:16:01The ambassador of His Royal Highness
00:16:04gets out of trouble on his own.
00:16:06Everything ended well.
00:16:08But gentlemen, a little more caution.
00:16:11His Royal Highness?
00:16:13My garden is not a place for such a threat.
00:16:16Did any of you think about the dangers
00:16:19that may lurk on such a crowd?
00:16:21I'm not afraid of any dangers.
00:16:23All right, but let's be serious.
00:16:25I'm not serious.
00:16:26I don't think the Excellency thinks so.
00:16:28Why not?
00:16:29Carbonarius armed with a gun?
00:16:32Or a madman with a gun?
00:16:35A madman or Carbonarius?
00:16:37You have to have some imagination, gentlemen.
00:16:40I bow my head to the imagination, even poetic.
00:16:43As always, those who warn are outcasts.
00:16:47But no one would dare to take revenge on Your Royal Highness.
00:16:51If they were listened to,
00:16:53many unpleasant things would not have happened.
00:16:55There would be no revolts in Belgium,
00:16:57riots in Germany,
00:16:58accidents in Paris and Lyon.
00:17:00Of course, you're right.
00:17:02But gentlemen, we can already sit down at the table.
00:17:05There would be no Polish rebellion in 1930,
00:17:08nor the Spanish problem now.
00:17:10But Europe...
00:17:12Our system of autocracy
00:17:14guarantees equal rights to everyone
00:17:16much better than your parliamentary file-mille.
00:17:21And how?
00:17:23In Poland, everyone is nothing compared to the will of the Emperor.
00:17:26A prince or a buchenka,
00:17:28everyone will go to Cairo, Danube and Siberia,
00:17:31if there is...
00:17:32Help Europe.
00:17:34Mr. Baron, the table has been served.
00:17:38Gentlemen, here you are.
00:17:40Europe...
00:17:41I mean, dinner.
00:17:43I remember another dinner from the eyes of the European Union,
00:17:46when the hostility gathered in Naples
00:17:48at one table of our ministers.
00:17:51What a night it was!
00:17:53I remind you that our superiors arrived there incognito.
00:17:56Officially, there was no evening,
00:17:58as usual, when important events take place.
00:18:00What do you mean?
00:18:02What the Spanish gentlemen
00:18:04mean.
00:18:06Spain.
00:18:08But Europe as a whole.
00:18:10What does Europe have to do with it?
00:18:13For me, our meeting is only a pleasant evening
00:18:16among acquaintances, Your Excellency.
00:18:18And what did you talk about with the Baron about?
00:18:21About the garden.
00:18:23About Europe.
00:18:25Your Excellency, you have mentioned several times
00:18:28European affairs.
00:18:30Let's not forget about South America.
00:18:33There, freedom is at stake.
00:18:35Trade with the British Empire.
00:18:37That's right, Your Excellency.
00:18:39However, your Europe is the most important.
00:18:41It's the heart of the globe, isn't it?
00:18:43I don't know.
00:18:45I think that's what it means.
00:18:47What happened, dear Baron?
00:18:49You look terribly pale.
00:18:51Oh, Your Excellency.
00:18:53If you only knew.
00:18:55Are there any problems?
00:18:57Your Excellency.
00:18:59There are some problems.
00:19:01And they concern all of us, Your Excellency.
00:19:04Please explain.
00:19:06I'm getting goosebumps.
00:19:08Some revolutionary nonsense again, isn't it?
00:19:11In Germany or in Italy?
00:19:13The Prussian army will deal with everything.
00:19:16They will be executed for their troubles.
00:19:18If something really happened,
00:19:20the interview of His Majesty would know about it first.
00:19:23Your Excellency.
00:19:25I was supposed to say nothing before dinner.
00:19:29I don't want to spoil your appetite.
00:19:31But I see that...
00:19:33Dear Baron, please share your worries with us.
00:19:36For God's sake, let him speak.
00:19:39Baron!
00:19:40Europe, Europe...
00:19:42Typical French lack of discipline.
00:19:45We beg you to speak politely.
00:19:47Gentlemen.
00:19:50Someone is stealing Europe from us.
00:19:59Swinston!
00:20:01Swinston, come in.
00:20:03Your Excellency, please don't get angry.
00:20:06Angry?
00:20:07Yes.
00:20:08You think I'm angry?
00:20:10Maybe I'm crazy?
00:20:12Sir Hercules said that the Prussian interview is very efficient.
00:20:16It's a bad insinuation.
00:20:18It's a boast.
00:20:19It's not a boast.
00:20:20Why did he say that our interview should be the best informed about the theft?
00:20:24Your Excellency, you don't have to...
00:20:26Murosław, we have to act!
00:20:28Your Excellency!
00:20:30Let's unite our forces to recover the loss with God's help.
00:20:33I prefer simpler methods.
00:20:35I propose that we go back to the table.
00:20:37Peter has taken Peter away.
00:20:39But...
00:20:40All gentlemen...
00:20:41We don't doubt his perfection, but the time has come.
00:20:44Your Excellency, thank you.
00:20:46Your Excellency, thank you.
00:20:48Cleric, coffee and alcohol, please.
00:20:50I'm listening, Baron.
00:20:53I admire your cold blood.
00:20:56Equality in everything.
00:20:58This is the main principle of our diplomacy.
00:21:00When I think that the map of Europe with the handwritten annotations and sketches of the ministers of the five monarchies
00:21:06may fall into the wrong hands,
00:21:08I just lose my mind.
00:21:10A document of secret negotiations...
00:21:11You'd better say that it has already fallen.
00:21:13But forgive me, Your Excellency, mine is not so certain.
00:21:16Not so certain.
00:21:17Not so certain.
00:21:18Steal it and that's it.
00:21:19But it could have been simple.
00:21:21We have already asked the Baron.
00:21:22He rather excludes a similar possibility.
00:21:24Your Excellency, Your Excellency.
00:21:26Very well, gentlemen.
00:21:28I would like a glass of beer, if possible.
00:21:30May I?
00:21:31You may.
00:21:40Gentlemen, forgive me.
00:21:41I forgive you, gentlemen, but unfortunately I really don't understand
00:21:45how such a map could have fallen into the hands of the ambassador of France.
00:21:49Your Excellency, our moderate attitude was a guarantee that the document would be safe.
00:21:53Unfortunately, the guarantees turned out to be inappropriate.
00:21:56Your Excellency, are you questioning the goodwill of our government?
00:21:59No, just the security of the documents.
00:22:10So you claim that the map disappeared from the secret locker in your office.
00:22:14I repeat, it was there yesterday.
00:22:16How do you know?
00:22:17I check the secret lockers every day, personally.
00:22:19And who apart from you and us knew about the existence of the map?
00:22:23Lord Palmerston, Count of Celerody, Duke of Meternich.
00:22:27All right, all right, it's not about our ministers.
00:22:29No one else.
00:22:30And who knows the secret lockers?
00:22:32The secretary of the embassy.
00:22:34Well, then we have a case.
00:22:35Of course.
00:22:36No, I'm sorry, the secretary is a trusted man.
00:22:38Besides, I have to tell you that I changed all the locks in the lockers.
00:22:43Was this locker known only to you both?
00:22:46Only to me.
00:22:47Or to your wife?
00:22:49Baroness de Pont-du-Val has been playing with water for three months.
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:56Your Excellency, maybe you took the map out of the locker?
00:22:59But how?
00:23:01How many times?
00:23:02Twice.
00:23:03Well, damn it.
00:23:05May I know, Your Excellency, what purpose did you do it for?
00:23:09Europe.
00:23:10We've already talked about Europe.
00:23:13I'm sorry, but it all doesn't fit in my head, really.
00:23:16I wanted to check if I'm not hallucinating, if I'm not dreaming.
00:23:21And what were you supposed to dream about?
00:23:24Well, the content of the negotiations that left their mark on the map.
00:23:28If Europe found out that the fate of Turkey was decided...
00:23:32Nothing was decided.
00:23:34Negotiations were neither official nor binding.
00:23:36Well, yes.
00:23:37Well, yes.
00:23:38Or, for example, that the hand of a minister was marked with an arrow
00:23:41coming from the territory of France and going to the territory of Spain.
00:23:46You know perfectly well that it was only...
00:23:48And that it wasn't the hand of a French minister.
00:23:51Only to point out and remind us how the Spanish case was handled in the past.
00:23:55Your Excellency, Your Excellency.
00:23:57Why are you getting all worked up with one stupid sketch on the map?
00:24:01To put it simply, it was the army of the King of France
00:24:04that forced the Spanish opposition, wasn't it?
00:24:07Your Excellency, but it was the previous king, the previous dynasty,
00:24:10and, moreover, you could say, the previous army.
00:24:13Gentlemen, be quiet, be quiet, please.
00:24:16The service can hear you.
00:24:18Besides, the focus of emigration was defined on the same map.
00:24:22Among others, of Poland.
00:24:25And under it, the hand of some minister wrote,
00:24:28Oh, that's blasphemy.
00:24:30I'm sorry, there are no signatures there.
00:24:32But there is the character of the letter.
00:24:34I didn't know you had such a firm character.
00:24:36Please.
00:24:37I told you.
00:24:38We're losing time for mutual excuses,
00:24:40and the thief is now rushing somewhere far away with the map.
00:24:44And who knows to whom.
00:24:46You better be quiet, all right?
00:24:49Your minister won't get out of this affair either.
00:24:52Do you remember the case of Egypt?
00:24:55Oh, a few lines on the map doesn't mean anything.
00:24:59And you, too, seem to be losing your job.
00:25:01Who, me?
00:25:02Yes, you.
00:25:04And even if it was your monarch who told you to steal this map,
00:25:07he would make you a scapegoat.
00:25:09Is he offended?
00:25:11Eh, di po di va.
00:25:12What scapegoat?
00:25:14Who climbed the throne after the punishments of the Parisian street sweepers, huh?
00:25:17Oh, you'll still blame me for that!
00:25:19Calm down, calm down.
00:25:20By beating the count, you will disturb the balance of power on the continent.
00:25:23Oh, I could have expected that, you impudent albion!
00:25:29Sir, let's do something.
00:25:31The thief may not have gone far yet.
00:25:35Or maybe he hasn't gone far at all?
00:25:37What do you mean?
00:25:39I mean that maybe he did one of these tricks.
00:25:42But excluded.
00:25:43I repeat, there are checks.
00:25:45There is no agent so sure that he would not want to trade his secrets available to him at least once in his life.
00:25:52I see.
00:25:53Actually, those who are most certain are the least certain.
00:25:58But you are a god.
00:26:00Who would they sell it to?
00:26:02Everyone who is interested is here.
00:26:05I'm sorry, but I have to go.
00:26:08I'm sorry, but I have to go.
00:26:11I'm sorry, but I have to go.
00:26:14I'm sorry, but I have to go.
00:26:17I'm sorry, but I have to go.
00:26:20And if the carbonarius announced that the ministers, seemingly confused by each other,
00:26:28are having the best time ever and are selling nations and territories to each other,
00:26:34like a bunch of parsley.
00:26:37Again, this non-diplomatic openness.
00:26:40It's their business.
00:26:42After all, on our map, our ministers have outlined the outlines of the divisions of our Europe.
00:26:48But he mentioned the carbonarius, not the smaller countries.
00:26:54It's definitely the Sluguses.
00:26:57Lokai is always a suspicious individual.
00:27:00Maybe we should interrogate them.
00:27:03Interrogate?
00:27:05Didn't I overhear you?
00:27:07Interrogate? I would let them through a thousand times.
00:27:11There will always come a time.
00:27:14We are, however, civilized people.
00:27:17I call it interrogation.
00:27:22Well, if that's the case, let's do what reason tells us to do.
00:27:26Or rather, the experience of our police.
00:27:33In a well-organized country, everyone is suspicious.
00:27:41Yes, Mr. Baron?
00:27:43Fryderyk?
00:27:48Yes, Mr. Baron?
00:27:51A thousand times and that's it.
00:27:53First, humanitarianism and persuasion.
00:27:56There will always come a time.
00:28:01Listen.
00:28:03And listen.
00:28:09I would like to ask a few questions.
00:28:13Ask a few questions.
00:28:15Sit down.
00:28:18Sit down.
00:28:20And you too.
00:28:24And you too.
00:28:27Yes.
00:28:30What did you do yesterday?
00:28:35I would advise you to confess right away.
00:28:37We will be very thoughtful.
00:28:42I didn't do anything.
00:28:45I didn't do anything.
00:28:47Sit down.
00:28:48Sit down, don't worry.
00:28:52Excuse me.
00:28:54Your Excellency, what should we confess to?
00:28:58And you already know.
00:29:00Golubeczka.
00:29:03Exactly.
00:29:05Mrs...
00:29:07What's her name?
00:29:09Paulina.
00:29:11Mrs. Paulina.
00:29:13Mrs. Paulina.
00:29:15She understood right away.
00:29:17But I...
00:29:19But I didn't know it was such an important thing.
00:29:23So...
00:29:24So what, you, Paulina?
00:29:27And me, Mr. Baron?
00:29:29There you go.
00:29:31I told you.
00:29:32And who told you to do it, my child?
00:29:36No one.
00:29:38I did it myself.
00:29:40You should have told me.
00:29:42Wait a minute.
00:29:44What did she do?
00:29:47Your Excellency, you know.
00:29:49I know.
00:29:50But I would like to hear.
00:29:52But it was unintentional.
00:29:54Unintentional?
00:29:56Yes.
00:29:58I left her because I stumbled.
00:30:00And I stumbled because of the cat.
00:30:02And what did you leave, my child?
00:30:05Those vases, vases of flores that Mr. Baron bought her two weeks ago.
00:30:09What?
00:30:11You broke the vase?
00:30:13My God, when?
00:30:15Yesterday morning.
00:30:17Don't use your box.
00:30:19No, no.
00:30:20I covered the table with a Chinese screen.
00:30:22Mr. Baron was looking at me.
00:30:24No.
00:30:25You don't have enough galleries.
00:30:28You don't have enough jewellery.
00:30:30You should have returned it by breaking a wheel.
00:30:33Let's postpone the changes in the legislation for later.
00:30:37And now...
00:30:40Mrs. Paulina will go to her room.
00:30:44And she will sit there until the doorbell rings.
00:30:55And please don't listen.
00:30:59Otherwise...
00:31:00Otherwise what?
00:31:03You will pay for the broken vase.
00:31:10And now to the point.
00:31:12You know perfectly well what's going on.
00:31:15Your Excellency.
00:31:17If Your Excellency had used my advice...
00:31:22It would have been over long ago.
00:31:24And you were a little too kind to the servant.
00:31:27Your Excellency.
00:31:28Please forgive me, but you are mistaken.
00:31:31I have a feeling.
00:31:32Your Excellency.
00:31:33Duke Barykow was a close associate of the 3rd Department of the Chancellery of His Imperial Majesty.
00:31:40The 3rd Department?
00:31:42The 3rd Department?
00:31:43A kind of the Ministry of Police.
00:31:45Very effective.
00:31:47So what?
00:31:48I give my condolences to Your Excellency.
00:31:52Admit it.
00:31:54Who did it?
00:31:56I, Your Excellency.
00:31:59I, Your Excellency.
00:32:00I, nothing, never.
00:32:02Your Excellency.
00:32:04I don't know such a title.
00:32:07And you, for sure, also, nothing, never.
00:32:11With your permission, Your Excellency.
00:32:13I, something, always.
00:32:15What do you want to say?
00:32:17I am a loyal servant of Mr. Baron.
00:32:19And whose?
00:32:20The Minister of Police.
00:32:21Whose?
00:32:22His Royal Highness, Ludwig Philipp, King of the French.
00:32:25Sit down!
00:32:28And for whom do you work, really?
00:32:31Your Royal Highness, can I be honest?
00:32:36Of course.
00:32:40For my own pocket.
00:32:42You!
00:32:44If I give you 100 kopecks, you will laugh at me right away.
00:32:49Don't pretend.
00:32:51Tell me right away who told you to do it.
00:32:54Or maybe it was you?
00:32:55Maybe it was me.
00:32:56It means no.
00:32:58Take it!
00:33:00Take it!
00:33:01I beg you, don't disturb me.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Humanitarianism!
00:33:04He laughed at me, the ambassador, the officer of the Guard, his Royal Highness.
00:33:09He laughed!
00:33:10We know.
00:33:11We know.
00:33:12Hey, don't explain yourself.
00:33:13Because this dog is wild and he flies around the rooms like crazy and bites me in the lips.
00:33:19When I bring Mr. Baron breakfast, I kicked him, but it wasn't me.
00:33:25It wasn't me, it wasn't me.
00:33:26He bit me.
00:33:27It wasn't you, it wasn't you.
00:33:28It wasn't me.
00:33:30I gave him a rat poison.
00:33:33A rat poison?
00:33:35We found him yesterday in the corridor by the kitchen.
00:33:38Where?
00:33:39In the massage parlor?
00:33:40Yes.
00:33:41And Mr. Baron was fresh and didn't ask, so we didn't say anything.
00:33:45No.
00:33:46No, first the base, then the dog.
00:33:48It's just a human concept.
00:33:50No, no.
00:33:51No, no.
00:33:52No, next time I'll engage the locals in private, and you, the Minister of Police,
00:33:57let you sit in my mouth and watch.
00:33:59Ambassador!
00:34:02We know that you stole it.
00:34:05If you confess, your hair won't fall off your head.
00:34:09I didn't steal anything.
00:34:11And you?
00:34:12With all due respect, I declare that I didn't steal anything.
00:34:16I don't know anything either.
00:34:18With your permission, Your Excellency...
00:34:20No, Your Excellency.
00:34:21Your Excellency is too much.
00:34:22You're a police officer.
00:34:23You really need to be a little different.
00:34:26Who stole the map, huh?
00:34:28My good people.
00:34:30Excuse me, let me.
00:34:31My good people, let's get this over with.
00:34:33Please!
00:34:35You'll tell me who you stole the map from, and how much, and where it is,
00:34:39and we'll pretend that nothing happened.
00:34:42Mr. Baron, he's lying!
00:34:44Silence, moron!
00:34:46He really didn't steal anything.
00:34:48That's what I think.
00:34:49And you, gentlemen?
00:34:50A thousand bahts.
00:34:51A thousand bahts!
00:34:53And he'd be found guilty right away.
00:34:55Your Excellency...
00:34:59Silence!
00:35:00I'm coming, gentlemen.
00:35:04Gentlemen, if this sad little rascal isn't guilty,
00:35:08there's only one solution left.
00:35:11How can you be sure that he's not guilty?
00:35:13He's too scared.
00:35:15Ah!
00:35:17Now you have no choice.
00:35:20Tell me where the map is, or...
00:35:24I'm listening, Your Excellency.
00:35:26You're terribly similar to the various robbers we have in Russia.
00:35:32A little.
00:35:34Your behavior...
00:35:36I'm terribly sorry, Your Excellency.
00:35:38Did my behavior offend you?
00:35:41Yes, yes.
00:35:43You're just like them.
00:35:45You talk to people like that,
00:35:47and you see in their eyes...
00:35:50That's enough.
00:35:51Who did you steal the map for?
00:35:53Who pays you?
00:35:54You'll pay for it.
00:35:57Even if you didn't steal it, you have to know who did it.
00:36:00Fyderyk! Fyderyk!
00:36:02Fyderyk!
00:36:03Admit it!
00:36:04It's mine!
00:36:05Yours!
00:36:06Our last chance!
00:36:08He doesn't admit to anything, so he's the most suspicious.
00:36:11None of them admitted to anything.
00:36:13It came to my mind that he's playing on both sides.
00:36:17Call my coachman!
00:36:21With a baton.
00:36:24No! That's too much!
00:36:26Stupidity, incompetence and cowardice!
00:36:30Adelino!
00:36:31And here?
00:36:32Anna Bellano!
00:36:34I wasn't expecting that.
00:36:36And what happens when the Excellencies themselves begin to investigate?
00:36:40It's impossible.
00:36:42You probably know Mr. Bellano from his theatrical performances in Neapolis.
00:36:46Let me introduce him to you.
00:36:48His Excellency Count von Untz.
00:36:51Duderhof.
00:36:52It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:36:54His Excellency Count von Oberkampf.
00:36:57We know each other.
00:36:59Sir Hercules Raubbotten.
00:37:01We've met already.
00:37:03Already?
00:37:04Already.
00:37:05And the Duke.
00:37:06I thought you were spending this week in Rome.
00:37:09I've changed my mind about our last conversation.
00:37:13I'd like to point out that you've started with a not very polite description of our activities here.
00:37:20My dear Dudu.
00:37:24And how was I supposed to do that?
00:37:28Dudu?
00:37:29Dudu.
00:37:32Well...
00:37:34I didn't know that you not only knew each other, but also...
00:37:38that you lost a map from some storage room
00:37:41and you're hanging out with the best people you have, right?
00:37:44Well... people.
00:37:47Yes, people.
00:37:49My dear Hercules.
00:37:51Are there only people above the title of a nobleman for you?
00:37:55My dear Her...
00:37:57Something like that.
00:37:59Hercules?
00:38:00Dudu?
00:38:01I'm going crazy.
00:38:03Nevertheless, such a person is only a small, poor servant.
00:38:06OK, I'll buy it.
00:38:09My sweet Hercules.
00:38:11As easy as a diplomat or a minister.
00:38:14You're insulting us.
00:38:16You?
00:38:17The Duke has already forgotten.
00:38:20I haven't forgotten anything.
00:38:21But there are certain...
00:38:22Getting back to the point.
00:38:24A servant has more to lose.
00:38:26The higher spheres always turn out somehow,
00:38:28and the nobleman risks the galleries.
00:38:30Or something worse.
00:38:32And also Hercules.
00:38:35Hercules?
00:38:37I have to admit, Adelina,
00:38:39that you have a sense of effect.
00:38:41Don't you see that this is a complete zero,
00:38:44whose life goal is to serve breakfast efficiently
00:38:47and write reports to the Minister of Police?
00:38:52With all due respect, Your Nobleness,
00:38:55I would like to point out that
00:38:57serving in diplomacy is a great honor for me.
00:39:01You have it!
00:39:03In diplomacy!
00:39:07Your Nobleness,
00:39:09you have the rank of Secretary-Ambassador.
00:39:12Don't you think of me as an ambassador?
00:39:15A diplomat!
00:39:17A diplomat!
00:39:19A diplomat!
00:39:21A diplomat!
00:39:23And a map?
00:39:24A diplomat!
00:39:26Anyone could do it.
00:39:30Me, for example.
00:39:32Fidel, go.
00:39:38Adelina, explain yourself, my dear.
00:39:42I said, for example...
00:39:44I would like to draw your attention to the fact
00:39:47that there is an additional circumstance to explain.
00:39:51An additional excellence?
00:39:53More like a fundamental one.
00:39:55What?
00:39:56Maybe we are all in a sense...
00:39:59Well, maybe...
00:40:01Not quite.
00:40:03I am the most...
00:40:06My dear,
00:40:08you yourself asked me to get to know
00:40:11His Royal Highness.
00:40:13What?
00:40:14And the Duke thought that
00:40:16he was the only one who had the idea
00:40:18by ordering me to surround Sir Hercules Raubotom.
00:40:23Really?
00:40:24And you, Hercules,
00:40:25thought it was a great idea
00:40:28to put me on the bed of the Count Von Unzum?
00:40:33Holy Masters!
00:40:35You, my dear Dudu,
00:40:37you made it clear to me
00:40:39that it would be wonderful
00:40:41if I could draw the attention
00:40:43of the Count Oberkampf
00:40:45to my gifts.
00:40:46Excellency,
00:40:47our monarchs are allied with each other.
00:40:50While he, on the other hand,
00:40:52with his own subtlety,
00:40:54put me in the arms
00:40:56of my sweet puppy.
00:40:59Everything is possible today.
00:41:02So when you informed me
00:41:04about the secret negotiations
00:41:05between England and the government
00:41:07of Ferdinand II...
00:41:09I nodded, as if I were hired.
00:41:11I'll think about it.
00:41:13Ah, Grzesz!
00:41:16You have already sent the report, haven't you?
00:41:19I think that the information about
00:41:21the new Balkan projects in Vienna
00:41:23is very important.
00:41:25Like the secret negotiations
00:41:27between Berlin and St. Petersburg
00:41:29on the Polish cause.
00:41:31Lord God in Heavens!
00:41:33A certain resignation!
00:41:36Fortunately, I didn't have time
00:41:38to send the report
00:41:40about the alleged intentions
00:41:42of the French prince
00:41:44to be placed on the throne of Spain.
00:41:46Hoh! Von Dudahof!
00:41:48Heimel, hoh!
00:41:54Adelino!
00:41:56Don't you want to say that...
00:41:59Adelino!
00:42:01Adelino would be a monster!
00:42:04My sweet puppy!
00:42:06Why should I make an exception
00:42:08just for you?
00:42:10You were so happy
00:42:12that you knew about the negotiations
00:42:14between Vienna and St. Petersburg
00:42:16about Italy.
00:42:18So the question arises,
00:42:20why are you here?
00:42:22I want to tell you
00:42:24about their boring life.
00:42:26Close it!
00:42:28Just don't tell us
00:42:30that you do it
00:42:32out of pure philanthropy.
00:42:34Well, maybe not
00:42:36so uninterestingly,
00:42:38but please think about it.
00:42:40Your existence in Neapol
00:42:42would be terribly boring
00:42:44if not for me.
00:42:46And suddenly,
00:42:48a half-actress
00:42:50who also likes entertainment
00:42:52would come back to you.
00:42:54She would talk a lot,
00:42:56sleep with everyone
00:42:58and suddenly
00:43:00it would be fun.
00:43:02I know how to amuse you.
00:43:04Adelino!
00:43:06You are wonderful!
00:43:08Wonderful!
00:43:21Adelino!
00:43:23You are wonderful!
00:43:25Unrivaled!
00:43:33My prince!
00:43:35You made me a dress.
00:43:39A lovely dress.
00:43:42And what is under it?
00:43:44Nothing.
00:43:46Adelino!
00:43:48You will become
00:43:50an ambassador.
00:43:52But where is an ambassador?
00:43:54Minister of Foreign Affairs.
00:43:58What is a Minister of Foreign Affairs?
00:44:02She should be
00:44:04a Minister of Police.
00:44:06Mr. Dudelhoff!
00:44:08You behave scandalously.
00:44:10Why?
00:44:12It's just a game.
00:44:14And you too.
00:44:16You are immorally scandalous.
00:44:18Scandalously immoral!
00:44:20Your Excellency
00:44:22would prefer
00:44:24a handsome grenadier.
00:44:26I'm sorry,
00:44:28but I gave you
00:44:30the proof.
00:44:32If necessary,
00:44:34I'll give you more.
00:44:36Adelino!
00:44:38Adelino!
00:44:44Would you like
00:44:46to stand up?
00:44:48Yes, Your Excellency.
00:45:00Your Excellency,
00:45:02would you like some coffee?
00:45:04No, no!
00:45:06Not coffee!
00:45:08Champagne!
00:45:16Champagne!
00:45:18What?
00:45:26Where are they?
00:45:28We'll look for them.
00:45:30But first
00:45:32Paulina will bring us champagne.
00:45:34Oh,
00:45:36congratulations!
00:45:42After them!
00:45:44Adelino!
00:45:46Adelino!
00:45:56Onion?
00:45:58It depends.
00:46:00Maybe it's his.
00:46:04Let's go.
00:46:06OK, let's go.
00:46:34FIRE ALARM BELLS
00:46:46FIRE ALARM BELLS
00:46:48Fire!
00:46:50Fire!
00:47:04Oh
00:47:34Oh
00:48:04Oh
00:48:34Oh
00:49:04Oh
00:49:34And the end
00:49:38But here
00:49:46I swear, Your Excellency
00:49:48That their discretion is exemplary
00:49:52Verified by the Ministry of Police
00:49:56Of our King
00:49:58We've already heard it
00:50:00Discretion, police
00:50:04And what about Europe?
00:50:08And where is Adelina?
00:50:12Friedrich Wilhelm!
00:50:14Adelina!
00:50:18Good day, sir
00:50:24Lemonade, Mr. Baron
00:50:28At least put on your trousers
00:50:30Or at least your trousers
00:50:32Shall I serve you breakfast?
00:50:34Yes
00:50:36No, I'll call you
00:50:38Yes, Mr. Baron
00:50:42Go now
00:50:44I'm listening, Mr. Baron
00:50:56Finally
00:51:00The most important thing
00:51:02Is not to lose your head
00:51:04In difficult situations
00:51:16That damned girl
00:51:18Stole my coat
00:51:22Your Excellency
00:51:24Could you please
00:51:26Choose your words more carefully?
00:51:28Your Excellency
00:51:30How do I look?
00:51:32Madly in love with him
00:51:34You threw him under the couch
00:51:38Gentlemen
00:51:40We have to look the truth in the eye
00:51:42Mrs. Nabel escaped
00:51:44Probably from the map
00:51:46She won't get away with it
00:51:48To the fortress
00:51:50To the forest
00:51:52Undoubtedly
00:51:54She is someone's agent
00:51:56Probably
00:51:58But whose?
00:52:00King Ferdinand's
00:52:02The revolutionists
00:52:04The Spaniards
00:52:06Maybe all of them at the same time
00:52:08We have to report to the police
00:52:10Which one?
00:52:12The local one
00:52:14Very well, but if she is their agent
00:52:16We'll burn the pyramid
00:52:18You forget that in diplomacy
00:52:20That's not how it's said
00:52:22It's said
00:52:24What a name
00:52:26She led us into the field
00:52:30What a name
00:52:32What is it?
00:52:34What is what?
00:52:36This
00:52:38If you allow me
00:52:40If you allow me
00:52:42Excuse me, I would like to
00:52:44Me too
00:52:46No, no, no
00:52:48Wait a minute, what is it?
00:52:50A letter
00:52:52But not for the beginning
00:52:54What should I call her?
00:52:56St. Teresa?
00:52:58There are people to whom
00:53:00The pace of the soldiers would fit
00:53:02But I won't point them
00:53:04What?
00:53:06What did he say?
00:53:08Let him repeat
00:53:10The letter of Mrs. Nabel
00:53:12Addressed to all of us
00:53:14Your Excellency
00:53:16The ambassadors are extraordinary
00:53:18Completely full-fledged
00:53:20They were...
00:53:26Your Excellency
00:53:28My dearest
00:53:30Ogierki
00:53:34What does that mean?
00:53:36Ogierki
00:53:38I think it's a compliment
00:53:50My stay in Naples
00:53:52Doesn't make sense anymore
00:53:54And that's why I'm leaving you
00:53:56If I stayed even one day longer
00:53:58I think it was rather a night
00:54:02It was delicious
00:54:04And I really didn't expect
00:54:06That bureaucratic farts
00:54:10I'm sorry
00:54:12That bureaucratic farts
00:54:16Can make so much
00:54:18Farts
00:54:20A special way
00:54:22Of making compliments
00:54:24The world would look
00:54:26Much better
00:54:28If diplomacy
00:54:30Was not done
00:54:32With the help of heads
00:54:34With the help of heads?
00:54:36What for?
00:54:38Mr. Nabel means
00:54:40The heart
00:54:42As for the official matters
00:54:44It's best if you leave
00:54:46The whole politics, police
00:54:48And conspiracy
00:54:50Ambassadors, ministries
00:54:52And every monarch
00:54:54Can kiss me
00:54:56In the cheeks
00:54:58As a sign of common brotherhood
00:55:02I kiss you in the pink
00:55:04Pimples
00:55:06Your Adeline
00:55:08Pink
00:55:12Pimples
00:55:14Yes, yes
00:55:16Idiot
00:55:18Pink pimples
00:55:20Well, mine is not pink
00:55:24Adeline
00:55:26Dear Baron
00:55:28You shouldn't break down
00:55:30The truth is
00:55:32She made you the most
00:55:34Pink
00:55:36Oh no
00:55:38Something good
00:55:40Pimples
00:55:42I don't see any reason to laugh
00:55:44Adeline
00:55:46Adeline
00:55:48Adeline
00:55:52I would like to remind you
00:55:54That the matter of Europe
00:55:56Remains unresolved
00:55:58Yes, such matters
00:56:00And there is still no map
00:56:02If the one who stole
00:56:04Reveals the content of the ad
00:56:06We will all declare
00:56:08That it's a fake
00:56:10But gentlemen forget
00:56:12That they can use the map
00:56:14Without revealing anything
00:56:16And this is a bit more dangerous
00:56:18Gentlemen, if we stop
00:56:20Worrying about this matter
00:56:22Tomorrow there will be a scandal
00:56:24All over the world
00:56:26And regardless of dementia
00:56:28There will be filth
00:56:30Public opinion
00:56:32The devil himself probably
00:56:34Invented such filth
00:56:36I don't understand
00:56:38In our country there can be
00:56:40Interpellations in the parliament
00:56:42The government can turn its back
00:56:44But in your country
00:56:46You probably don't think
00:56:48That the devil should have some rights
00:56:50Oh, I know
00:56:52That freedom, according to you
00:56:54Is an excessive and dangerous luxury
00:56:56Gentlemen, a common interest
00:56:58Requires the discovery of a map
00:57:00To make it impossible
00:57:02For the conspirators and revolutionists
00:57:04To undermine the order in Europe
00:57:06Therefore
00:57:08I propose a thorough search
00:57:10Of the French embassy
00:57:12It can and should be done
00:57:14But there is no account here
00:57:16That would not be checked
00:57:18Excellency
00:57:20I have specialists
00:57:22Who will find an unsearched account
00:57:24There, where there is no account
00:57:26And therefore?
00:57:28I propose their services
00:57:30Oh, we also have
00:57:32Great experts in this matter
00:57:34Gentlemen
00:57:36The French police is perfect
00:57:38Especially when it comes to
00:57:40Inspection and surveillance
00:57:42Gentlemen, let's not boast
00:57:44Before the police of the king of Prussia
00:57:46Not even a bat
00:57:48Will hide on the nose of a mouse
00:57:50I have a better idea
00:57:52Let's check each other
00:57:54How?
00:57:56For example
00:57:58The gendarmes of the emperor of Russia
00:58:00Will be looking for maps
00:58:02The gendarmes of France
00:58:04The policemen of the emperor of Austria
00:58:06Will do the same
00:58:08In the English embassy
00:58:10Our people will serve
00:58:12The ambassador of the king of Prussia
00:58:14And the policemen of Prussia
00:58:16Will go to the Russian embassy
00:58:20Excellency
00:58:22Sir Hercules
00:58:24You are joking
00:58:26And there, perhaps, someone is moving away
00:58:28With a map in his luggage
00:58:30I have no idea
00:58:32This is probably a bit of an exaggeration
00:58:34Don't you think so?
00:58:36What?
00:58:38Calm down, your trail has found it
00:58:40England has always
00:58:42Intervened in European affairs
00:58:44Intensely
00:58:46She pulled out chestnuts
00:58:48From the fire with her own hands
00:58:50I will show you
00:58:52I heard you well
00:58:54It seemed to me that Mr. Baron
00:58:56Still wishes for lemonade
00:58:58And, perhaps
00:59:00Breakfast
00:59:02What?
00:59:04Hot pancakes and something else
00:59:06Our mood will improve
00:59:08Should I serve it in the dining room, Mr. Baron?
00:59:10Yesterday's
00:59:12Diplomatic dinner was enough for me
00:59:14Please serve it here
00:59:16Here, yes
00:59:20Hola, hola
00:59:22It's all so funny to eat
00:59:24And when will Mr. Baron pay me?
00:59:26Eulalia, what kind of habit is this?
00:59:28Eulalia?
00:59:30Eulalia, and the pension has been pending for two years
00:59:32My good woman
00:59:34Wait a minute, wait a minute
00:59:36You have to get married
00:59:38With her
00:59:40With her
00:59:42And, in general, a similar behavior
00:59:44From the point of service
00:59:46In London, something similar
00:59:48Could not have happened
00:59:50What? My good woman?
00:59:52Eulalia, we'll deal with this later, okay?
00:59:54We'll deal with this later
00:59:56I'll go to the water
00:59:58And I'll take the debt off my head
01:00:00And the service is not paid
01:00:02Here you go
01:00:04And get out of here
01:00:06It's half
01:00:08You'll get the other half
01:00:10In the afternoon
01:00:12Let it be
01:00:14Quite an unusual event
01:00:16You're doing quite poorly
01:00:18Yes
01:00:20But a good cook
01:00:22I'm not going to argue with you, Frederick
01:00:24Please stay, okay?
01:00:28It's just that the secretary
01:00:30Did not notice
01:00:32I'm sorry, I have to put up with her whims
01:00:34Because there is no good cook here
01:00:36But there you go
01:00:38Take it, gentlemen
01:00:40It's not like a hot breakfast
01:00:42After intense negotiations
01:00:44A letter to Mr. Baron?
01:00:46At this time?
01:00:48A special envoy brought it from Naples
01:00:50Please have a seat, gentlemen
01:00:52Here you go
01:00:54Thank you
01:01:00Impossible
01:01:02Impossible
01:01:04Someone's bad joke
01:01:06If he's stupid, we know who
01:01:12Would it be a great indiscretion?
01:01:14Of course not
01:01:16Some anonymous person reports to me
01:01:18That they are preparing an attack on us
01:01:24Indeed
01:01:26A bad joke
01:01:28It would have to be
01:01:30It seems unlikely
01:01:32Even if it were
01:01:34Revolutionaries are everywhere
01:01:36What did you mean by
01:01:38Even if it were?
01:01:40Even if it were
01:01:42They wouldn't get anything
01:01:44What?
01:01:46What would they get?
01:01:50Our death
01:01:52Our death?
01:01:54What for?
01:01:56To sow fear
01:01:58That's right
01:02:00They can't reach higher
01:02:02So they strike straight at the ambassadors
01:02:04I'm not hungry
01:02:06Sir Hercules
01:02:08Don't you think that I...
01:02:10No, not you
01:02:12They are people without scruples
01:02:14Indeed
01:02:16Wouldn't it be better
01:02:18To tell someone to leave the service first?
01:02:22A letter for Mr. Baron
01:02:40You don't feel well, Your Excellency?
01:02:42No, Your Excellency
01:02:44I mean, yes
01:02:46I mean
01:02:48Not me
01:02:50France
01:02:52France? I don't quite understand
01:02:54The government fell
01:02:56In Paris
01:02:58That's how liberal dreams end
01:03:04One more letter for Mr. Baron
01:03:06One more letter for Mr. Baron
01:03:10One to me
01:03:12The other one to you
01:03:20So?
01:03:22The peasants rebelled
01:03:24They are burning the courtyards
01:03:26What about you?
01:03:28Small workers' demonstrations
01:03:30Small? It says big
01:03:32You are spreading rumors
01:03:34You may leave
01:03:46A postcard for Mr. Count von Oberkampf
01:03:48And for Mr. Count von Zuderhof
01:03:54And for us
01:03:56Thousands of devils
01:04:04I've never seen this before
01:04:06Is it new?
01:04:08No, nothing like that
01:04:10Indeed, little one
01:04:12Two guard posts rebelled
01:04:14In Berlin
01:04:16What about Vienna?
01:04:18Oh, the unrest in Galicia
01:04:20And in Hungary
01:04:22The Lord Mayor issued
01:04:24A manifesto, we know
01:04:26Gentlemen
01:04:28It has begun
01:04:30This time no one will be at work
01:04:34We need executive platoons
01:04:38I hear
01:04:40Europe is trembling in its seats
01:04:42Or maybe it's just
01:04:44the earthquake
01:04:48Service!
01:04:50My carriage!
01:04:52Hurry!
01:04:54Call my coachman!
01:04:56Frederick!
01:04:58Your carriage, Your Excellency
01:05:00Yes, Mr. Baron
01:05:02How is this possible?
01:05:04It always begins like this
01:05:06Nothing of the sort
01:05:08Gentlemen
01:05:10And the map?
01:05:12And the map?
01:05:14It doesn't matter now
01:05:16Five Reds in a hurry
01:05:18I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Baron
01:05:20There is no carriage
01:05:22How come?
01:05:24Not a single one
01:05:26And mine?
01:05:28None, Mr. Baron
01:05:31My coachman!
01:05:40There is no one
01:05:42Your Excellency
01:05:53What's this?
01:05:55Why?
01:05:57As if
01:05:59Something was hissing
01:06:01What?
01:06:04Where?
01:06:12It's a bomb!
01:06:14Gentlemen, we must put it out!
01:06:16Frederick! Wilhelm!
01:06:18Servant! Servant!
01:06:20Gentlemen! Servant!
01:06:22It's going to explode!
01:06:29It's going to explode!
01:06:37They ran away
01:06:39Paulina!
01:06:41It was a brilliant idea
01:06:43But to get out of here
01:06:45we had to clean up the entire shop
01:06:47with letters and a bomb
01:06:49They'll come back here with the police
01:06:51So what? We won't be here for a long time
01:06:53We were in the camp since the disaster
01:06:55We avoided it thanks to Adeline
01:06:58First of all, don't be so confident
01:07:00Mrs. Bellamy will remain Mrs. Bellamy
01:07:02even if she left with the entire diplomatic corps
01:07:05And secondly, you're taking over Duderhof's manner
01:07:08Who am I taking over?
01:07:10I admire these women
01:07:12Why?
01:07:14Brave, but empty
01:07:16Complete egoism
01:07:18No higher values
01:07:20Not completely egoism
01:07:22She saved us
01:07:24Because she liked Frederick
01:07:26By the way, our breadwinner
01:07:28is exceptionally clever
01:07:30He doesn't even know the secret
01:07:32storerooms of his own summer residence
01:07:34Wait, wait!
01:07:36There are no last secret instructions of Ludwig Philipp
01:07:38They're here
01:07:40By what right?
01:07:42They belong to the French Radicals
01:07:44Oh, I'm sorry! The Organization of Young Germans
01:07:46Stop it!
01:07:48They belong to the Carbonarius
01:07:50But...
01:07:52Are they ready?
01:07:54Not yet
01:07:56In that case, let's go
01:07:58What about the bomb?
01:08:02Careful!
01:08:06Let's go!
01:08:08Think that thanks to us
01:08:10maps and plans will cease to be secret
01:08:12What a mess!
01:08:14And Adeline Bellamy lives carefree
01:08:16I'd like that too
01:08:18And Europe?
01:08:24Radical Ambassadors
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01:08:34How important it is!
01:08:36Someone has to clean, cook and wash
01:08:38Europe and Europe
01:08:40What's wrong with Europe?
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