Bawal tumawa! ‘Yan ang Number 1 Rule sa pinakabagong aabangan dito sa Unang Hirit...ang Isang Tawa Ka Lang! Ang unang sasalang, ang comedy icon na si Rufa Mae Quinto! Panoorin ang video.
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00:00This is the first round.
00:02We have something new every morning
00:04that will give you a good vibe.
00:06This is the
00:08One Laugh Challenge!
00:10Oh my!
00:12We will fight to stop laughing.
00:14So, Ate Sue,
00:16you will be the first one to laugh. Are you ready?
00:18So, it means we have to stop laughing?
00:20You're the one who can't laugh.
00:22All of us can laugh, but you can't.
00:24Is that so?
00:26Let's see. Go, go, go!
00:28Let's see, Ate Sue.
00:30Let's see if she can
00:32make me laugh.
00:34Do I have to be here?
00:36Yes, you have to be here.
00:38I can't laugh.
00:40You have to force yourself.
00:42Just do that.
00:44Let's reveal. Let's all welcome
00:46Rufa B. Quinto!
00:48Go, go, go!
00:50Good morning!
00:52Go, go, go!
00:54Go, go, go!
00:56Good morning!
00:58You have a beautiful color today.
01:00It's for the morning.
01:02It's for a happy world.
01:04It's for a happy world.
01:06It's like a cover.
01:08It's like a cover.
01:10And formality.
01:12Because it's early in the morning.
01:14Rufa, say good morning
01:16to our viewers.
01:18You're going to wake up now?
01:20I can't sleep.
01:22Okay, say good morning, Rufa.
01:24Good morning to all of you.
01:26Welcome to me here.
01:30Thanks to myself for waking up.
01:32Thank you for waking up, Peachie.
01:34Do you think, Peachie,
01:36you can make Ate Sue laugh later?
01:38Why do I have to make her laugh?
01:40It's easy to make her laugh.
01:42It's easy, right?
01:44The first challenge is you.
01:46No, because our show,
01:48the last one laughing,
01:50you know that.
01:52You're making them laugh, right?
01:54You're making them laugh.
01:58It's okay. You won't laugh.
02:00You won't laugh.
02:02You won't laugh.
02:04There's a prize, right?
02:061 million hugs.
02:08I'll try not to laugh.
02:10I'll try not to laugh.
02:12If there's a prize.
02:14The prize is our coffee.
02:16Wait for it.
02:18Rufa May Quinto will laugh
02:20on the return of
02:22Una ng Hiring!
02:24Here it is!
02:26The latest
02:28good vibes in the morning.
02:30We'll learn how to laugh here at
02:32Isang Tawa Talon!
02:38The challenge here is
02:40you have to stop
02:42You can't laugh.
02:44So guys, this is H-Perkada.
02:46The challenge here is
02:48you have to stop laughing.
02:50If you laugh, there's a punishment.
02:52Okay, try it.
02:54And this is the first
02:56one to laugh, Mommy Susan!
03:02How are you feeling right now?
03:04We can all laugh.
03:06Are you feeling soplada?
03:08I'm soplada today.
03:10It doesn't suit you.
03:12You're always smiling.
03:14Let's welcome
03:16with us, Mommy Sue
03:18Isang Tawa Talon
03:20to Rufa May Quinto!
03:22Go, go, go!
03:24We're in front of Rufa.
03:26Yes.
03:28Rufa May, good morning!
03:30Welcome back!
03:32Wait, let me show her.
03:36You look good with your background.
03:38Are you ready?
03:40I'm ready. Good morning again.
03:42Alright,
03:44let's start laughing.
03:46Isang Tawa Kalang,
03:48Go!
03:50Yes, hi guys!
03:52I'm here this morning
03:54to try to audition
03:56because I also want to report.
03:58Do you want to?
04:00Yes, go, go, go!
04:02Let's try to do headlines.
04:04Okay.
04:06Balitang Buba.
04:08For those who are
04:10not aware,
04:12today,
04:14this is it!
04:16Two calves
04:18fell off a tree.
04:20A garbage man
04:22filed a case
04:24and it was destroyed.
04:26A house
04:28with no entrance
04:30was robbed.
04:32Susan.
04:34Can you do it, Sue?
04:36How are you?
04:38I don't know.
04:40Rufa, this is a challenge.
04:42Can you be a traffic reporter?
04:44Traffic enforcer?
04:46Reporter.
04:48Yes, of course.
04:50Go, go, go!
04:52Traffic.
04:54Okay.
04:56Can you do it?
04:58Traffic.
05:00Alright,
05:02there it is.
05:04Why is there a car?
05:06Ah, okay.
05:08Now, it's stuck up
05:10in the traffic.
05:12The car
05:14is alone.
05:16A blue car.
05:20We'll go to the right
05:22and then go straight
05:24to the point.
05:26Go straight,
05:28go, go, go!
05:30Drive, drive.
05:32And when you drive,
05:34go straight,
05:36go up.
05:42Go down.
05:44Go straight.
05:46Go straight,
05:48go up.
05:50Go straight,
05:52go up.
05:54Go, go, go!
05:56Go, go, go!
05:58See?
06:00Yes.
06:02Ate, teach us.
06:04It's hard, right? It makes me cry.
06:06It's true that we have tears.
06:10This is Tagalog-English.
06:12There, there.
06:14Teach us English.
06:16Okay,
06:18translate this.
06:20Okay, Kapusyo,
06:22you don't have to ask.
06:24I'm also good at English translations.
06:26I'll also sample you.
06:28How often
06:30is sometimes?
06:34How often
06:36is sometimes?
06:42Okay.
06:44Translate this in English.
06:46Isang bala ka lang.
06:48Only
06:50bullet bang, bang.
06:54Only you.
06:56Only you.
07:00Okay.
07:10No hard feelings
07:12when there's coffee.
07:18Pilimbang ka,
07:20ngunit kulang.
07:22You
07:24ay way you.
07:26Hey you.
07:28Not enough.
07:30Hey you, not enough.
07:32No way you scale.
07:34No way you scale.
07:36Okay.
07:38It's not over yet.
07:40Rufa has more jokes.
07:42There's more.
07:44Guys,
07:46this is a new business.
07:48This is a nice tricycle business.
07:50Do you know
07:52what it is?
07:54It's a tricycle!
08:00I also sing
08:02when it's raining.
08:06If it's raining, do you want to hear?
08:08Yes!
08:10Rain, rain, go, go, go, rain.
08:14Rain, rain, go, go, go, rain.
08:16Rain, rain, go, go, go, rain.
08:18Let's give a round of applause to Rufa!
08:24It's raining here, right?
08:26Okay.
08:28It's hard, right?
08:30If it's not raining in the morning,
08:32we'll cry
08:34from laughing, right?
08:38Okay, we have a laughing tie.
08:40Ate Sue's laughing tie
08:42is five!
08:44So, five like that?
08:46Yes.
08:48Of course, Rufa has that.
08:50She's good.
08:52If you're not laughing here, right?
08:58How about you, Ate Rufa?
09:00How was the experience
09:02of making Mommy Sue laugh?
09:04It was fun, of course.
09:06You're so cool.
09:08Because when you're a newscaster,
09:10you think
09:12it's serious.
09:14Maybe it's a bit cheesy
09:16because there's a lot of things.
09:18Maybe it's just because
09:20she said it's morning,
09:22she's on the radio.
09:24It's like she's doing her work.
09:26I said maybe it's serious.
09:28But it's not.
09:30We also acted in a drama.
09:32You know, right?
09:34She's good.
09:36She's like a soap opera princess.
09:38Yes!
09:40We also have
09:42Pinky.
09:44She has a name there.
09:46Morgana.
09:48Go, go, go!
09:50Who is this?
09:52Pinky Amador.
09:54Thank you, Ate Pinchy.
09:56You're really different.
09:58Thank you, Cathy and Kat
10:00for my makeup.
10:02And Kent for my hair.
10:04Wow!
10:06And me.
10:08Thank you so much.
10:10Yay!
10:12Thank you so much, Ms. Rupa Mae Quinto!
10:14Yes!
10:16There, Kapuso!
10:18Wait and see who's next
10:20to make Ate laugh
10:22here at...
10:24Isang Tawa Kala!