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00:00If someone had done it in your time, he would still be out of the class.

00:07Please get out of my class.

00:09Would I have to be out of the class in your time?

00:16Not you, you.

00:19Out of my class.

00:21Professor, I haven't done anything.

00:23I know what you have done.

00:25Out of the class.

00:31So class, we begin with chapter one of Microsoft.

00:35Now I'm back to complete my last semester.

00:37Uh, excuse me.

00:39Oh, sorry.

00:40Sorry, sorry.

00:41Excuse me, professor.

00:43May I know why you threw me out of the classroom?

00:46Because you didn't call me back.

00:48I didn't call you?

00:49When did you tell me to call you?

00:51Twelve years ago.

00:52What do you mean by twelve years ago?

00:55When you used to get me to put up a proxy in senior year.

00:58You used to copy my notes.

01:00And in exams, you used to sit behind me and copy my paper.

01:06Tania Sharma.

01:08I failed even after that.

01:09Come here, Tania.

01:10Because you couldn't even copy properly.

01:12And forget about copying, you didn't even recognize me.

01:15How could I recognize you?

01:16You used to wear braces at that time.

01:18You lost 50 kilos.

01:20The Tania I used to know used to be a super duper model for XXL clothes.

01:26And now you're so unfit.

01:29You haven't changed at all, have you?

01:31Well, thank you.

01:32I'm a little confused.

01:33Either you opened a super successful website and became a multimillionaire.

01:38And then you got bored and came back to college.

01:40Or...

01:41No, no, no.

01:42I didn't become a multimillionaire.

01:44Yes.

01:45It's true that in Dhirubhai Ambani, Bill Gates and Jerry Patel,

01:48do you know what's common?

01:49All three of them are college dropouts.

01:52The only difference is that they were special guys,

01:54and I'm specially challenged.

01:56Basically, life pushed them to the sky

01:59and slapped me and sent me straight to my graduation.

02:02So, the first tip to complete your graduation.

02:05Your next class starts five minutes early.

02:09What?

02:10Time, time, time.

02:11What are you doing?

02:12Thanks for getting me late.

02:14Run, Jerry, run.

02:16Yeah, fatso.

02:18What happened?

02:22I know that none of you nincompoops can do this.

02:25But let's see who can try to get close to the real answer.

02:36Royam Mehta, could you please stand up?

02:38Sorry, sir.

02:39That was my mom calling me all the way from India.

02:42Ah, India.

02:44I received an interesting email the other day

02:46that taught me a lot about your country.

02:48Do you know what is the population of India?

02:53A lot.

02:54A lot, sir, a lot.

02:551.2 billion and counting.

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