• 5 months ago
Transcript
00:00It's Father's Day, and because somehow I keep having kids,
00:05this year we're gonna take our annual vasectomy up a notch
00:08with Aviation Gin Deadpool Edition.
00:12Now, let me show you how to make it.
00:18First, you're gonna take an ice-filled glass
00:21and you're gonna add one ounce of cranberry juice.
00:26Then, you're gonna add three ounces of tonic.
00:29Oh, that's Betty Buzz.
00:30I wonder what other surprises are in store.
00:33Wait!
00:36Sounds nice.
00:37Next, you're gonna grab this little yellow guy
00:40and you're gonna give it a squeeze.
00:42Ooh.
00:43Ah!
00:44What you think about it?
00:44Get the f*** off of me.
00:45If you get a couple of seeds in there,
00:47well, you know you're doing it right.
00:48How many kids do you have?
00:49Not many.
00:50And now, we're gonna add one and a half ounces
00:53of Aviation American Gin Deadpool Edition.
00:57It's the same delicious Aviation Gin,
00:59but with 100% more Deadpool.
01:04Ah!
01:05Finally, we're gonna give it a stir.
01:09Lovely.
01:10We're gonna add this little garnish here.
01:12And there you go.
01:13Deadpool vasectomy.
01:14Pairs perfectly with two dads over 40
01:17pretending they're not too arthritic
01:18to pull off a superhero movie.
01:22Yeah!
01:25Happy Father's Day, everyone.