[Funny-Horror] Amnesia- 30 MINUTE SPECIAL! -D - Followed By Death- Chapter One

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00:00okay how's it going my bros I don't even know what that is that's what I'm doing
00:05that's what I'm doing have you ever seen an amnesia video started like that no of course not
00:10followed by death shepard one hope hope you're still watching actually after that
00:14have you ever seen anyone on YouTube start a video like that no I'm a
00:19world-breaking world champ. On 27th of February 1813 I was a farmer in
00:26Hastings my wife and I lived in this nice farmhouse we had in the woods of
00:32the large forest near our farmland during this one night I woke up to the
00:37sound of my wife crying it took me a little time to realize the voices I
00:43heard were not from the nightmares I had that it was from downstairs I heard
00:48her crying I went there to take a look oh man she's getting raped by the bro
00:55good job for the bro wow honestly this is like a great custom mod like actually
01:02good voice acting holy shit I can't turn it's pretty fucking obnoxious okay
01:06there we go ah are you getting raped she doesn't like it
01:14oh it's a bro how can you not like it I mean I've been raped by the bro several times
01:19barrels oh man I don't want to go there this barrel oh what's going on oh no no
01:29no no no no oh oh go let's get the heck out of this oh fuck he's coming I knew it
01:37the barrels let's go outside my life is my wife was dead and the monster was
01:42after me I had no choice but to run away into the woods oh man and so I ran away
01:49I was scared of course you were you're talking like a retard at that point I
01:56knew that my life from now on changing away it had never been before yeah the
02:02bro rapes your girl and your life has changed for sure
02:08as I no longer heard the beast's voice behind me I saw the old Harman's castle
02:14I've heard stories of its legendary fairytales about its ancient power and
02:21its death defying way they treat unwelcome guests I never got to think of
02:28its foggy art that I would spend the worst times of my life oh man why are we
02:33going here then I don't want to go no
02:38no
02:44Oh
02:49fucking love this customer so far it's really interesting it's usually shit but
02:55this is really good I don't know how this went under my radar holy shit I'm
02:59super excited to play this best intro head back ever yes later in the same
03:07okay it's okay I don't have to get warm and comfort in place I apparently had
03:12passed out and didn't remember a thing someone had I didn't know that you don't
03:17remember any looks of the place my best I guess you can know that I was inside
03:21my name it's I still didn't quite understand what was the meaning of that
03:27monster that attacked me earlier on the same day it didn't attack you it was
03:32you find answers okay let's find some answer
03:37hello penny what are you doing in here I don't even know anymore remember share
03:43mode share okay okay remember sham rare books no I don't want to go there I'm
03:54slow as hell
03:56stop it if you wake up I find you laying down in the front yard so I brought you
04:02inside I didn't find any serious damage you had look some luck our master
04:07Francis Harmon would be happy and blah blah blah okay so Joseph and friends
04:11harmony it's doing shit to us doing shit not happy about shit unless it's in my
04:18face what okay like I don't like shit I was just talking about something else
04:23another experience I actually got a headache from that fucking head bang I
04:26hope that was worth it oh man I shouldn't have done it too
04:31we're so early in the morning okay where's the father's is it off I just
04:37need Stefano and then get the heck out of this place study
04:46Lantern would be fucking great
04:50I don't trust paintings I don't trust anything I this is where we came from
04:59right that are so confusing room so many rooms
05:05so confusing I don't even know anymore let's go here
05:11second map third map whatever the cows seem like to be a presence I to live by
05:18that banning what what I even do in that castle I don't I don't even know
05:25anymore I just have a fucking headache cuz man
05:31Alexander not a bro definitely not a bro I mean there's been a lot of brother
05:38there are ancient creatures of the dam they follow ambition to steal innocent
05:43soul in progress in life David and battery
05:55I don't even know anymore let's go down here to Alexander kiss his beautiful
06:02face I don't even care I'll sing Richard Harmon no no it's not Richard
06:08okay we need a key maybe it's in here I lost pity what the heck is going on in
06:15here did someone rape your wife really that's awesome good for you baby let's
06:20continue all right I don't even know what's going on in here I don't trust
06:28this mother at all okay today I don't hit me I'm today edition I'm fucking
06:35best put me down every day let's go today edition over here
06:44night that up for me so I can see okay okay I gotcha I gotcha
06:49okay buddy I need to find the key and that's fast bad things happen to good
06:55people all this remedy we told sellers Becky in the storage room in the
06:59quarters area we need to go to the cellar oh no no do you hear that PD
07:06that means you're gonna get butchered just be careful okay again I'm fucking
07:12careful cellar where's the cellar it's the fun on
07:17oh man why is it so sexy oh no I'm with a pity don't be scared okay
07:31don't worry I know you hate statues just untrust them for me and it will be all
07:38be okay I'm kind of dishes to follow I know what I'm doing
07:42untrust it untrust it I'm doing it trust you see what I did I did it now
07:47the other one okay okay I'll do it I I don't just yeah okay I did it I did it
07:55Stefano I did it
08:03good job I do I am very proud of you now let's continue further we need to find
08:09the key in the storage room stop hitting me I'll be seriously kill you
08:16it's very dark in here be careful
08:21okay in here oh man you're so stupid
08:35anymore
08:43okay let's light that up
08:47okay where's the fucking cave so many doors okay wait okay that's it oh man I
08:59mean seriously needs to follow for this one I'll keep it a I know storage is
09:03really horrible it's always bad news but you need to go I don't I'm not even
09:11gonna comment on it anymore you suck it's I'm sorry Savannah let's just take
09:15it really fucking easy in here okay I don't see a key I don't understand the
09:21note that it's the key pick it up but be careful bad things might happen
09:27use the bottle if you have to try to okay there we go it's good
09:36okay be careful what's going on what happened no no no okay it's good it's
09:51not good it's not good run pity
10:00really I am very proud of you you're doing super well but you need to
10:05continue without me I don't go Spano seriously though Judy I don't care what
10:10you say go now and we have no time the monster is coming
10:16Oh man follow he's a brave oh wait this is the water part coming now
10:36okay Oh freaking oh I don't trust corridors oh it's so dark
10:47no no no oh man I'm breakdancing I don't even know what's going on in this custom
11:29bow wow oh man okay
11:36the fuck okay I need Spano see what's up here
11:46bike
11:54keep going
11:58barrels barrels barrels so much a book a book you see my cousins you keep you
12:07my cousin I'm so pumped mom said I want a I will be like that I'm a pump I'm
12:11breaking pump okay I don't even care anymore I'm taking you with me okay baby
12:15okay I'm so freakin pump I'm pumpity pump like like look at my sexy body look
12:23at my sexy body like my was like oh man your body is so sexy I'm gonna take one
12:30hell of a fish pound burger one day and I don't even know anymore all right
12:37see you and me bro you see down there PD that's a clue that's a clue I'm gonna
12:44go down there now wow thank you I can't I'm too fat
12:54jump on me jump on me so I can go down it's not working piggy okay I don't I
13:01don't even know it oh wait how is it there we go okay do you have a hammer
13:06you know I think you know what it is
13:10I'm a snake I'm a snake okay I'll go for it
13:22that was awesome good job Pippi oh man I'm out of line to know it's okay
13:27biggie where'd you go
13:30that was awesome did you see my jump I like oh man pump a little pump I think
13:41we need to go oh this was the door that was blocked I would assume this is the
13:47way out of now where's biggie the heck are you doing there seriously though
13:53okay I know you're scared I know you're scared and I know you want to final but
14:01oh I keep forgetting his voice ah barrels everywhere oh that's not good
14:10for anyone oh look at that it's perfectly stunning
14:13yee I'm piggy I can stand perfectly if I want to and lay down if I want you
14:17there we go that's my boy I miss my boy I'm friggin miss my I don't even know
14:22how you can fuck up my voice pity Jesus penis I think I think I don't even know
14:31anymore shaving go here
14:40isn't this
14:45come on
14:51Oh where's it even coming from okay let's go here I don't even know anymore
15:00I don't even penis okay maybe something in here please be something ah ten about
15:09good I wasted two dozen bucks again two ten bucks okay that makes sense that
15:13makes freaking sense actually doesn't really make something else can you use
15:21the hammer oh yeah stop this is impossible to just climb over and let's
15:33go here there's another and I read that so super quick
15:44okay
15:49bye-bye love bye-bye happiness hello lonely days of a good cry bye-bye
15:57Jared's help me I don't even know how to do come down come down pity chair mode
16:03activated okay okay chair mode chair mode oh man
16:09I waited I like that up that was fucking retarded okay let's go here
16:15Oh fuck it fuck fucking fuck my fuck but okay go let's get the fuck back to why
16:26why do I go back I'm not even supposed to go there fuck oh man it's fucking
16:35sorry I don't even know anymore
16:39bye-bye love bye-bye
16:46I'm gonna cry bye-bye love maybe I need a stone I may be I got all that stop Jesus
16:59Jesus Jesus remember I think we got all we wanted cuz like there's shadows over
17:09there if we go here we already got all our shit yeah we're done we're
17:13definitely done I'm sorry guys I wasted two minutes of your life is that happy
17:17are you happy now I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm not happy about this
17:22not okay you know better okay
17:33oh man this custom sorry screeping the hell out of me really it's been a while
17:42since I've been so into playing Amnesia really there we go that's what I was
17:46gonna and I don't trust you now where's the funnel seriously though oh fuck I
17:51need him okay let's of course I'm used that way okay
18:02it's gonna let's go now keep looking for it must be somewhere around here okay
18:14seriously this is like five times good as white night I don't know what people
18:18are like oh white night so good white penis you need to have a coach set to up
18:26down up five down 14 okay I'll try to remember that out of my memory there's
18:37some where's the machine is someone getting raped again
18:46bro are you raping people in the machine room really that's not even sexy mood I
18:52guess up five and down 14 right
19:01that's not too difficult
19:07it was that right up five down 14 up five down 14 yeah it's good
19:21why isn't it working though that's the question
19:28why it's not working so best I don't
19:37up five down 14 what the fuck do you want from me
19:47there's an egg somewhere now
19:54here's another way to get 14 I guess
19:59so if you go up with one of these no it's gotta be this one up with that then
20:07we have up five and there we have six eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
20:16okay that's too much
20:20oh they all have to be somewhere
20:29could be like this also
20:35so there's five man I know you guys love puzzles so much so interesting six seven
20:43eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen yeah this should work well
20:48you're supposed to go down boy down boy that's what I say to my penis down boy
20:53down boy okay I'm just kidding actually okay I don't even know what I did but
20:58you need to untrust yourself did I really do that oh shit that was awesome
21:05okay I think I think we will leave the notes cuz I don't even know that's power
21:14is needed oh yeah the lever I forgot I forget how could you forget about a
21:19how could you forget you always forget about share my chair I'm super
21:23disappointed I told him anytime share mode and you're like I'm gonna be scared
21:27oh man share more I told you share mode activated okay okay don't leave me like
21:36this don't leave up who closed the door okay pull the lever pull it out of you
21:43don't let you have a lot of time you have a lot of time a lot of time help me
21:48mr. sheriff help me I don't even know anymore
21:51oh it's working baby right I'm saving oh man chair oh it won't budge why oh okay
22:06okay maybe it's in here maybe it's in there maybe it's in here okay okay share
22:12looking mode
22:15wait it won't open anymore fucking fuck fuck fuck for the fuck I don't even know
22:20where to go I don't even oh come on I don't I did the machine he totally did
22:26that machine maybe I'm supposed to go back in there that's not good for anyone
22:32bro is like raping oh he's talking to that I knew it
22:38fucking knew it oh oh oh oh man oh man okay I'm a sheriff I'm a sheriff I'm a
22:53sheriff I'm a sheriff I'm a freaking sheriff
22:57but caramel I'm like oh I thought it didn't seem well I was like share my
23:14work but no it didn't it didn't work okay we need to go back in here nice
23:23I saw you dug it damn why didn't I just go in here I'm so stupid
23:31run back yeah run back that's a good idea beauty
23:37good idea got there pretty all right new adventures
23:48seriously this customer is so well done I'm super impressed heard stories about
23:54this outside of the castle well what kind of stories actually they're more
24:02like rumors the story that my dad I got a call have said that no one has entered
24:07this place for many years all right I also say that if you do you should be
24:12afraid I'm not afraid why is that
24:17me afraid what are they talking about they drunk okay I'm scared but I heard
24:24that a long time ago the castle's old owners used to perform their sacrificial
24:29rituals and after their death a permanent presence of evil has stayed
24:34on permanent presence of evil I hate that's why we need to stay together I'm
24:40sure that the four of us can and we'll remove any obstacles we'll need along
24:44our way to the old castle don't come and this is not good for anyone say
24:49you say yeah been a while since we had a sensation and they're one of this
24:53happened none of us did I was not a many times rather than power and Henry I
24:56could eat it why why do you take it twice retard okay okay okay friggin
25:03okay I love docu's I said we get a man what's going on
25:10what's going on okay oh look at how long my arm was holy shit
25:17oh no no no no I don't know bad bad here I am whatever it fuck you are
25:29okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
25:36go go go go go go go go go go yeah thank you
25:52let's see are you I'll get bring it all back to you oh get up the fuck is the
25:58funnel at least I have Latin a nap man oh man I'm out of oil okay now but I
26:04have Latin Adam Adam out why do they make me go here if they're gonna
26:08fucking kill me where's the key seriously though where's the fucking key
26:14I need to go the other way don't stop never get up hold your head high and
26:20reach the top that's the wealthy what you have got bring it all back to you
26:26fucking hate the waterfall don't you fucking dare get the fuck out of here
26:39bad pariah okay okay where the fuck did I come oh man I don't even know anymore
26:55where is he come over here
27:03ah he's stuck he's fucking retard
27:11he's stuck
27:14oh fuck he's not stuck anymore and he's pissed out oh oh I can get up there oh
27:26cool
27:29oh we're good we're fucking good seeing I don't know some huge aquarium oh man
27:46I'm glad that's over
27:51okay we're good do I have the hammer oh fuck I need my hammer don't worry PD
27:56you'll find your hammer thank you mr. chair okay I'm getting sick of Francis
28:00bossing around I can understand the penis all right fucking Francis bashing
28:05around hey okay sorry I'm not gonna do that with you
28:09because I love the shares oh no no don't time I go back in the water
28:18come on oh come on I thought for sure that was
28:23done okay let's jump here oh good no really that was perfect good jump
28:30pity so proud of you okay let's just walk slow and maybe he doesn't know to
28:37see
28:41but I did but I did but I did come from everywhere jump jump jump jump jump jump
28:48jump to jump I freaking love jumping I freaking live
28:54okay
28:57the penis I need stop doing that I don't even stop killing me it's bad
29:13enough one more time and I fucking kill you go
29:19no it's not right oh fuck it if I fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
29:28barrels barrels I don't even care anymore haters gonna hate haters gonna
29:32hate yeah yeah I don't even care go go go go go fuck any fuck fuck fuck fuck
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