The Man with a Thousand Faces Ep. 12
Because of experiencing awkward situations, a man is several times mistaken for other people, more often than not the famous ones. Now he must explain himself to a judge as he is arrested for impersonation.
Transcript
00:00door opens and closes
00:05door closes
00:10footsteps
00:15door opens and closes
00:20footsteps
00:25door closes
00:30Nice, nice, nice, nice.
00:32Such a cute little girl.
00:34Hello, dear.
00:35Hello.
00:36Hello.
00:37Excuse me, who are you?
00:40Who?
00:41You.
00:42Nazbanu.
00:43Nice, nice, nice, nice.
00:44What a beautiful name, Nazbanu.
00:46My name is Masood.
00:48Aren't you the one who wanted to kill my dad?
00:51Aren't you the one who wanted to kill my dad?
00:54No, as I told Mr. Tafakord, I was sitting in a park.
00:59Then someone came to me.
01:01Are you the one who wants to marry Azarma?
01:03Azarma?
01:05No, listen, it's...
01:07Are you the one who wants to marry Azarma?
01:09No, no, no, that's not the thing.
01:11I don't want you to misunderstand me.
01:13I really don't.
01:14Okay, let's talk about something else, right?
01:16Okay.
01:17That's great.
01:19What grade are you in?
01:22Second.
01:23Nice, nice, nice, nice.
01:25You're a good student, aren't you?
01:27No.
01:28Right.
01:29Nice, nice.
01:30Great job.
01:31Good job, yes.
01:32I can tell you...
01:38Can I tell you something in private?
01:41Go ahead.
01:42They don't listen.
01:43Nice, nice.
01:44Thanks a lot.
01:45If I want to get out of here, what should I do?
01:49Use the door.
01:51Yes, I know that.
01:53No, how can I get out of here so no one notices?
01:57Do you want to escape?
01:59No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not the thing.
02:01Do not misunderstand me.
02:03There's something, I mean, it's...
02:07It's a game.
02:09It's a game that no one should escape.
02:11I mean, do you like the escape game?
02:12No.
02:13That's great.
02:15What kind of game do you like?
02:17The shotgun game.
02:18Nice, nice.
02:19All of your family love the shotgun game.
02:21Well, okay, do you want to play the shotgun game first,
02:25then we can play my game, which is the escape game?
02:28All right.
02:29Thank you very much.
02:30Okay, now, how should we play the shotgun game?
02:32Do you have a shotgun?
02:34I don't have a shotgun, but I know how to play this game.
02:39Yes.
02:44The cow, the cow.
02:48Do you have a shotgun?
03:02Did you shoot again?
03:04My husband, did you shoot at my husband?
03:06Stop there.
03:09Why don't you go ahead, please?
03:13Please.
03:14Please, excuse me.
03:18Hello, sir.
03:20Hello, Daddy.
03:22Hello, Daddy.
03:24Hello, Daddy.
03:26Hello, Daddy.
03:28Hello, Daddy.
03:30Hello, Daddy.
03:32Hello, Daddy.
03:34Hello, Daddy.
03:36Hello, Daddy.
03:38Yes.
03:39I've got good news for you.
03:41We captured the runaway groom at the border of Greece.
03:44That's great.
03:46Excuse me, does that mean we don't have to marry anymore?
03:50I'm sorry, no.
03:52I mean, that was such a big shock for everyone.
03:54So sad, wasn't it?
03:57Masu, dear, don't make yourself sad.
03:59Manucheh is dead to me, and I'm over it.
04:01You're my whole life now.
04:04Yes, I'm happy now. Great. That's wonderful.
04:07I am so full of joy to see you lovebirds start your lives together.
04:13Nice, nice. Nice, nice. Yes.
04:16I think it's necessary for you two to get to know each other better before your marriage.
04:20You should see if you can live together or not.
04:24Sure, sure. But excuse me, but if, God forbid, we realize we can't live together anymore,
04:31then what should we do?
04:33Come here.
04:35Then I will change you in a way that you will be able to live with my dear Azarma.
04:41Thank you very much.
04:45Sweetie, go and get ready. You're going out together.
04:48With your permission.
04:49Thank you very much.
04:50With your permission.
04:51You stay here. I have to tell you something.
04:55You are going to be my son-in-law soon.
04:57Yes.
04:58I'm sorry, but I was sitting in a park, then someone came to me and gave me a...
05:04Forget about that.
05:05Sure.
05:06What does a man want from his wife?
05:08I mean you. What is it that you want that Azarma doesn't have?
05:13Right.
05:14For example, money.
05:16Or the other important thing. Money.
05:21Yes.
05:22Or like money. Yes, money.
05:24Yes, yes.
05:25To make it short, money is really important.
05:28Right.
05:29Azarma is rich.
05:30Nice, nice.
05:31That's really important.
05:32Yes, it's really important in people's life.
05:35Right.
05:36I'll make a dream life for you and you won't ever have to work ever again in your whole life.
05:42You just need to be a good husband.
05:44As Vito Corleone said, a man who doesn't have time for his wife and his family isn't a real man.
05:50Nice, nice.
05:51Be kind to my dear Azarma.
05:53Yes, sure.
05:54Guess what happens if you aren't kind.
05:57Go ahead, guess.
05:59You won't talk with me?
06:01No.
06:02Their house?
06:04No.
06:05You'll be upset with me?
06:08No.
06:09You'll throw me to your crocodiles?
06:14No.
06:15What would you do then?
06:17I'll throw you to my crocodiles.
06:19Excuse me, but that's what I said.
06:22I wanted you to hear that from me, my son.
06:24Nice, nice, nice, nice.
06:26Nice, nice.
06:27Yes, yes.
06:28Remember, my son, that my daughter shouldn't notice anything.
06:31Sure.
06:32She shouldn't know that we asked you to marry her.
06:35Yes, I'll remember that.
06:36Yes.
06:37Tell her you were in love with her since you were a child.
06:40Nice, nice.
06:41Nice, nice.
06:42Sure, I'll remember that.
06:46What's up?
06:47Excuse me, sir.
06:48It's just that Gorgon, your son, is here.
06:50Ah, Gorgon is here.
06:52I'm sorry, who's Gorgon?
06:54Gorgon is my son and my deputy.
06:57According to Times Magazine, he's one of the ten most violent men in the world.
07:02Does he know what happened?
07:03Yes, sir, he does, sir.
07:05Unfortunately, he knows everything.
07:06Ah, this poor guy.
07:08Excuse me, I beg you to do something for me.
07:11I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
07:14Ah.
07:18Hello, Daddy.
07:19Hello, son, how are you?
07:21Not good, Daddy.
07:22I've been so mad since morning that my skin got rude.
07:24Please don't allow yourself to get upset, Mr. Gorgon.
07:27You must control yourself, my son.
07:29Is he the one who wants to marry Azamar?
07:31Yes, son.
07:32Do not worry, I will handle it myself.
07:35I, I, I, hello and greetings, Mr. Gorgon.
07:38Nice, nice.
07:39Not Mr. Gorgon.
07:40You can call me Gorgon.
07:41But my friends call me Gorgor.
07:43Yeah, Gorgor.
07:45Go take a rest, my son, and calm down.
07:47Sure, Daddy.
07:49Go.
07:52I reserved a table at the Hidden Dragon Restaurant.
07:56Go there with my daughter.
07:57I want you two to get to know each other better, talk with each other.
08:02Only you two.
08:03Only you two.
08:05Totally in private.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Totally in private.
08:08Yeah.
08:32Nice, nice.
08:33What a beautiful restaurant.
08:36What is it called?
08:38The Hidden Dragon.
08:39Nice, nice.
08:40I've never heard of it.
08:41Because it's hidden, not everyone can come here.
08:43Only special families with the membership card.
08:47Nice, nice, nice, nice.
08:48Interesting.
08:49It's a very important historical building.
08:52Wow, interesting.
08:53Baram Khan, the chief of the Tehran police, got shot at that table 150 years ago.
08:59That table?
09:01Yeah.
09:02Yes.
09:03Jamshid Khan got chopped off at the other table 50 years ago.
09:06They sent his pieces to his family.
09:10Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
09:12At the other table that you're looking at,
09:14Muzaffar Tali Khan Baig, the cabinet minister, got killed.
09:17Someone entered the door and chopped off his head with an axe,
09:20and his head landed exactly where you're sitting.
09:22Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
09:25Thank you so much.
09:26Thank you very much.
09:28I'm sorry, can we stop talking about what happened in history?
09:31I wasn't a fan of history since I was a little kid.
09:33Although I have a great memory, I don't like history either.
09:36We have a lot in common.
09:37Nice, really.
09:41I...
09:42I'm sorry, I...
09:43It was just a glass, nothing important, nothing, nothing important.
09:47Don't worry.
09:48Nothing to worry about.
09:49Okay, no problem.
09:50Yes.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:53Yes.
09:54Yes.
09:55Go ahead.
09:56What do you want?
09:58Whatever you say.
10:00Yes, whatever I say.
10:01Sushi.
10:03Bless you.
10:04We'll eat sushi.
10:06Sushi?
10:07Is that a food?
10:09Sushi is a kind of food.
10:10It tastes amazing.
10:12Waiter!
10:14Yes?
10:15Sushi for two, please.
10:17Special sushi for two.
10:21Yeah.
10:28Masud, is anything wrong?
10:30No, I...
10:31I would really like to use the restroom, if that's okay.
10:35It's back there, behind the last table.
10:38There?
10:39Can I use the restroom?
10:40Just don't think about running away, understood?
10:42Don't be naughty.
10:45No, no, no.
10:46Excuse me, can I use the restroom?
10:53He's so sweet.
11:00Thank you.
11:30Yes?
11:31Haven't you seen a gun around here?
11:32No, no, no, I didn't.
11:42Here it is.
11:43What?
11:44Listen carefully to what I'm saying.
11:46What?