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00:00What?
00:02I spoke to your office.
00:04They said your entire campaign would cost two million dollars tops.
00:08Do you have any funds?
00:13Look, I'm sure my dad could lend you two million dollars as an investment.
00:19You know, with interest and all.
00:22Oh, um, I mean I was kind of hoping that you would just...
00:27Just give you two million dollars?
00:31Babe, why would I do that?
00:33Wait, did something happen? You used to just...
00:37Babe, are you okay?
00:41Yeah, yeah. Fine.
00:45You know what? Forget it.
00:48I'll look for the funds on my own.
00:51That's my man. I'm so proud of you.
00:58You miss me already?
01:04Nathan Forbes, what do you think about running for Congress?
01:11Why would I want to run for Congress?
01:14Because you've been thinking about it.
01:16And because you secretly care about things like gun control, climate change, and stray dogs but don't show it.
01:22How did you know that?
01:25I know a lot more about you than you think, Nathan.
01:28Deep down you've thought about running for Congress and you actually think you can make a difference.
01:36I always thought of being something more than just a rich good-for-nothing.
01:41But so what? Why now? I'm not ready.
01:46I can help you. I will help you win.
01:50Is that so?
01:52And what's in it for you, Miss Rose?
01:55You, hopefully.
01:58I mean, business-wise, of course.
02:01I need you to help me destroy Jack completely and I want to make sure you get something in return.
02:06You know, if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
02:09Really? That's it? So you just want to scratch my back?
02:14Nothing more?
02:16Nothing more. I don't think I can.
02:21I'm sorry, Nathan.
02:23It's okay. You got a deal.
02:27Good. Good. I'll have someone contact you to set up a meeting, but I think we should aim to announce it at my mother's birthday ball next week.
02:35Next week? How long have you been planning this for?
02:39Long enough. Do you trust me?
02:42Not on a scooter, but yes.
02:45I'll be there, Bea. Don't worry.
02:51How's the missus?
03:01Seems like I was just overthinking.
03:04Really was just transactional for her.
03:07And it's not for you?
03:09I'll be damned.
03:11The great Nathan Forbes is in love.
03:15Stop and get me drunker.
03:21Sweetheart, this is too much.
03:24Your dad's going to be embarrassed.
03:27Don't be silly, Mom.
03:29Dad is going to fall in love with you all over again.
03:32And if he doesn't, he should file a divorce because he is blind.
03:37No, but really, thank you.
03:40Thank you for arranging all of this.
03:44I can't remember the last time I attended an event like this.
03:48Well, you're not just attending, Mom.
03:51This is your event. It's your birthday.
03:54And you are the lady of this household.
03:56It's about time that people start acknowledging that.
04:04Hey, honey.
04:06Oh, I love you.
04:09I'll go check on the guests.
04:19There you are. Everyone's here.
04:21Well, everyone except for Nathan.
04:23I have come to learn he's always fashionably late.
04:27Honestly, as your best friend, I'm impressed.
04:30I've always thought that Nathan loved nothing and no one.
04:32And it seems like you have him wrapped around your fingers.
04:36It's just business.
04:39I don't think any man would do all this just for business.
04:42Anyway, I need your help with something.
04:46Well, you and Phillip.
04:49You need our help? What's up?
04:52I need you to propose a party this weekend at Phillip's club.
04:55And make sure you invite Connie.
04:57I'm all down for a party, but why Connie?
05:00And what do you need Phil to do?
05:14I'm going to gouge my eyes out.
05:17Come on.
05:19My God, it's Claire Rose.
05:21Have you seen what Jack Marshall is doing?
05:24Everybody's hooking up with Connie Rose.
05:26Oh no, Claire, be so stupid.
05:30Get in here.
05:31B, don't worry.
05:33I'm not. I won't ever put myself in that position again.
05:41Whoa. Wow.
05:43Just wow, Claire, you look something else.
05:57Nathan.
06:11Nathan.
06:14Wait.
06:20Excuse me.
06:24Nathan, wait.
06:26For what?
06:28So I can see more of you and Jack make it out?
06:31It's not what you think.
06:33What is it then?
06:34Because I really feel like you're playing a game that I don't understand anymore.
06:38Wait, are you actually mad?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Why?
06:43Isn't this a game to you?
06:44You're Nathan Forbes.
06:45And you're Blair Rose.
06:47You're different.
06:48All right?
06:50Hey.
06:52What are you doing here?
06:54To be honest, I don't know.
07:01Hey.
07:02You know that was the first time you kissed me in public?
07:05Oh, really?
07:07Why don't you say we get out of here and find someplace a little more fun?
07:12More fun?
07:14This is my mom's birthday party.
07:16Oh, shit.
07:17Oh, I'm sorry.
07:18You know what?
07:19I gotta go.
07:22Nathan, wait.
07:40If you're not careful, you'll fall, you know.
07:44So what?
07:46It's okay for you to just ditch your fiancee like that?
07:49Nathan, you can't leave yet.
07:51I still need you to...
07:59What was that for?
08:01I'd like to add a few clauses to this fake marriage, political scheme, or revenge plot, or whatever this is.
08:08What is it?
08:11Those lips are mine.
08:14And only mine.
08:17Nathan, I already told you...
08:19Look, we don't need to fall in love.
08:21I'll run for Congress. I'll fuck up your wedding.
08:24I'll marry you. I'll divorce you if you want.
08:26Just don't give any more of yourself to Jack Marshall.
08:28That's all I ask of you.
08:30Deal?
08:32Deal.
08:35And there's our lovely daughter, who planned all of this single-handedly.
08:43I am beyond grateful to have such a kind, loving, and gorgeous young woman by my side.
08:52Happy 45th, Mom.
08:55Thank you.
09:01Do you really have no shame?
09:08Fiona, you're nearly 50, and you allow your daughter to throw you such a childish and tasteless party.
09:18Grandma, what are you doing here then?
09:21I don't recall inviting you.
09:24You brat!
09:27See what you did?
09:29What kind of wife did you marry?
09:32What kind of daughter did you raise?
09:34You should be ashamed of yourself.
09:37You know what, Mom?
09:40I'm not ashamed.
09:42I am extremely proud of both my wife and my daughter.
09:47These two women have been better role models for me than you ever were.
09:51The only thing you ever taught me was to use people for my own gain.
09:56And these two amazing women, they taught me about love.
10:04Love?
10:06What's that gonna do?
10:09Love won't get you anywhere in life.
10:12I'm very sorry you feel that way, Grandma Rose.
10:18Who the hell are you?
10:20Nathan Forbes.
10:22Youngest grandson of Thomas Forbes.
10:24Owner of various properties in town that you like to frequent.
10:27Alongside with your late husband's best friend, I believe.
10:32Well, I didn't know.
10:34So your family owns a couple properties.
10:37So what?
10:38No one invited you.
10:40So just because you have some change...
10:42I did!
10:44I invited Nathan.
10:48And you look absolutely magnificent tonight, Miss Rose.
10:52Watch it.
10:54This beautiful lady is with me.
10:56I'll make my wife go falling in love with you.
10:59Well, since everyone's here, I might as well do this now.
11:03I have an announcement to make.
11:06Oh, great. Nathan Forbes has an announcement, ladies and gentlemen.
11:11I'll be running for Congress.
11:15Jack, looks like we'll be running against each other again.
11:19Just like we did in high school.
11:28I don't get it. I really don't get it.
11:31How do you get it all together so fucking fast?
11:34Babe, you know I don't like it when you swear.
11:36And I don't like it when Nathan Forbes comes after what's mine.
11:39First you, and now this.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:47I'm really sorry. I'm just...
11:50It wasn't supposed to be like this.
11:53I'm really struggling to find the funding for my campaign,
11:56and now Nathan is just going to waltz in here and fuck everything up.
12:01But it's fine. He can run against me all he wants.
12:05But I'm the one you're marrying.
12:08You're mine, right?
12:11Of course.
12:15What do you think about going to a party this weekend?
12:19What party?
12:21Abby and I were thinking about throwing you a party at Philip's Club.
12:27No. No way.
12:29It'll be fun.
12:31And I think it'd be good if you and Nathan had a few drinks and talked things out.
12:36Besides, Connie will be there.
12:38But, you know, us rose girls never get to go out, and she seemed upset earlier.
12:45Fine.
12:47For you and Connie's sake.
12:49Yay! It'll be great.
12:54That's so fun!
12:56Sit down. Pass it down.
12:57Alright, alright, alright, alright.
12:59Two-shot question from Aunt Philip.
13:04Have you ever cheated on Abby?
13:09That's not a two-shot question yet.
13:11Of course I haven't.
13:13You know what would happen if I put a finger on another woman while I was with her?
13:21Coward.
13:22Right.
13:23Two-shot question for you then, Jack.
13:26Have you ever cheated on Blair?
13:31Of course I haven't.
13:33I love Blair more than anything.
13:35I don't even see other women as women.
13:40That's my man.
13:42I hope you stick to it.
13:44Cheers to that.
13:52Guys, guys, guys, guys.
13:54I can't believe you're getting married.
13:56Cheers to you!
13:58I don't think you should drink.
14:00Cheers to us!
14:02Yeah!
14:05Woo!
14:31Oh, baby.
14:33I got you.
14:34I got her. I got her.
14:35You got her?
14:37Is it working, B?
14:39Jack's wasting it.
14:40You're wasted, too.
14:41I know.
14:42I'm a freaking genius.
14:44Oh, crap.
14:45B?
14:46B.
14:47Are you actually wasting?
14:49No.
14:59Oh.
15:04What's that?
15:07I don't want any of this.
15:12I might get used to this.
15:13No.
15:17Yeah, I think I'm going to have staff clean up in here.
15:20Yeah, you know what?
15:21Go, go, go.
15:22I think I'll come with you.
15:23Maybe we should go to our usual spot.
15:27Stop it.
15:32That bastard's going to get fucked today.
15:35In more ways than one.
15:37What could she plan to do when I become up with?
15:39Well, I have two men on standby.
15:41One's posing as a driver who's going to take him to a room where I can't settle the M's.
15:45Bang.
15:48That's disgusting.
15:49Yeah?
15:50I think Blair's puking and she's actually drunk.
15:52I think she wants you to take her home, Connor.
15:57Who? Nathan?
16:01Mm-hmm.
16:03Can we go home now?
16:05You want to come home? With me?
16:12Let's go.
16:20Thank you.
16:22For everything.
16:27Yeah.
16:48Oh.
16:52Oh, where am I?
16:56Oh.
16:59Oh, crap.
17:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:05I did not lose my virginity to Nathan Forbes.
17:12What did you do to me?
17:14Well, good morning to you, too.
17:16Don't smile. This isn't funny.
17:18What did you do to me?
17:20Why don't you ask what you did to me last night?
17:22I wasn't the one that was blacked out drunk last night.
17:25Miss Rose, would you like some breakfast?
17:28Yes, please.
17:31I woke up this, and I was not wearing this last night.
17:36No, you weren't.
17:38So...
17:40So?
17:42Did we...
17:44No, B.
17:46I wouldn't want to do that while you're so drunk you couldn't even move.
17:50Well, how did I change?
17:53Did you change me?
17:55She did.
17:57Duh.
17:59Would it be so bad if me and you hooked up?
18:01Would that just be the end of your world?
18:03No.
18:05I mean, yes.
18:06I mean, I...
18:07Did it work?
18:08Last night's plan?
18:10Please, just don't tell me.
18:12I have the worst hangover in the world right now.
18:15Yeah, it worked.
18:16Jack took Connie to a hotel, caught them on tape.
18:19All of it.
18:23I gotta say, I give it a watch.
18:26Jack's not much to look at.
18:29You don't have to watch it, you know.
18:32It's just evidence, and we have it now.
18:35Alright?
18:38I just...
18:40In my past life, all my life,
18:44I thought Jack loved me.
18:47I thought he loved me, only me.
18:50I thought he loved me, only me, and would keep it that way.
18:55Is that why you never looked at me?
18:58What?
19:00If I were your boyfriend, Blair,
19:03if I had the chance of even dreaming of marrying you,
19:07I would love you, and only you,
19:11forever.
19:14Nathan, I...
19:20Hello?
19:21Hey, baby.
19:23Where are you?
19:24I'm outside.
19:26I know.
19:27I called the home, and you weren't there.
19:30Did you not get home last night?
19:31Uh, I drank too much, and I stayed at Abby's.
19:36Oh, really?
19:37Because I thought...
19:38What about you?
19:39You didn't go home last night either.
19:43Yeah, I just got ship based, and I had to stop somewhere on the way home.
19:47Uh, anyway, I know it's still like...
19:49ten days to the wedding?
19:51Eleven.
19:52Our wedding is eleven days away.
19:55Right. Yeah.
19:57Um, and I was thinking that we should move it up to this weekend.
20:02I just can't wait to marry you.
20:04And move it all along.
20:06What do you think?
20:08That sounds great.
20:11I have everything I need.
20:17Are you ready?
20:19To marry me?
20:28Are you sure you want to do this?
20:31More than anything I've done in my life.
20:38What are you wearing?
20:40I'm so sorry.
20:41I accidentally spilled something all over my bridesmaid's dress,
20:43and this is all Jack and I could find.
20:47What were you doing with Jack on my wedding day?
20:49We were just talking.
20:50You know, we're close, like family.
20:56It's fine. Is everyone ready?
20:58Yeah, you can go out now.
21:08No matter what happens, I'll support you.
21:12Thanks.
21:13I'll need it.
21:15I'm sorry for what's about to happen.
21:18What are you talking about, honey?
21:19I've never been prouder of you.
21:22I hope you can still say that in bed.
21:25What do you mean?
21:27Remember how I told you I'm not marrying Jack,
21:30and I'm going to marry someone else?
21:33Honey, I'm literally walking you down the aisle to Jack Marshall right now.
21:39Just trust me.
21:42Okay.
21:45Okay.
22:00Take care of my princess.
22:02Of course, Mr. Rose.
22:04Or can I call you Dad now?
22:06And since we're family from today,
22:08I just want you to know you can trust me.
22:14Hello?
22:23Is anyone going to tell us what's going on?
22:26What's going on?
22:27Why is everyone looking at their phones?
22:30Nothing could be more important than our wedding right now.
22:35Baby, tell me you're my favorite.
22:37Of course you're my favorite.
22:39You're my one and only kind baby.
22:42What about Blair?
22:44Fuck Blair.
22:46You're single.
22:48Fuck you.
22:51Come on, fuck you.
22:56Mr. Rose, I just...
22:57Shut up!
23:00Damn!
23:01Calm down.
23:03It's not what it looks like.
23:05Blair, I swear.
23:07Really?
23:08Then what is it?
23:10It was her.
23:12Connie Rose.
23:13She drugged me.
23:18She drugged you?
23:20Yes.
23:21That night.
23:22After the party.
23:23She put something in my drink.
23:25I don't remember anything after the club.
23:27She must have taken me to a random hotel
23:29and had a way with me.
23:32Fuck Blair?
23:34Is that something you'd say when you were drugged?
23:36That's something I'd only say if I was drugged.
23:39How could I say that to someone like you
23:41if I was in my right mind?
23:42Think about it, baby.
23:43Think about it with your head!
23:45Right.
23:49Jack Marshall,
23:50I loved you
23:52so deeply
23:53and devotedly
23:54for so many years.
23:56I really did.
23:57Me too.
23:58Me too.
23:59I loved you the same.
24:01No more.
24:04I promise.
24:06This thing will never happen again.
24:07That was a mistake made under the influence.
24:10In fact,
24:11guards,
24:12take this shameless whore,
24:14Connie Rose,
24:15far away from here.
24:17I never want to see her in our lives again.
24:20That's enough.
24:21You've done enough here today.
24:25Come on, Connie.
24:26No, he's lying.
24:28Blair,
24:29I swear he started it.
24:32Will you forgive me?
24:33Blair, I swear
24:34on my family.
24:35It's always
24:36been you
24:38and just you.
24:42I'll forgive you
24:45if you kneel.
24:49I'll forgive you
24:50if you kneel.
24:52What?
24:53If you get on your knees and beg me,
24:55I'll forgive you.
24:58I'll do anything for you, Blair.
25:03Blair Rose,
25:04I'm sorry I drank too much
25:07and was drugged by your delusional cousin.
25:09I cannot believe you're still blaming Connie.
25:12But I swear
25:13nothing like this will ever happen again
25:17if you forgive me
25:18and take me as your husband.
25:24I'll forgive you, Jack,
25:25but I won't forget
25:27everything you've done to me, Jack,
25:29behind my back
25:31and right under my nose.
25:35Oh, God.
25:39What the fuck?
25:41You bitch!
25:42That's your true colors.
25:44That's who you really are.
25:47Well, who the fuck
25:48is gonna marry you instead, huh?
25:51Who's gonna take you off this fucking altar
25:53if not me?
25:55All you are now
25:56is a big fucking joke.
25:59Who the fuck
26:00is going to marry a dumb bitch
26:02like you?
26:05I'll have her.
26:16I'll marry her any day.
26:20I'll marry her any day.
26:22Nathan Forbes!
26:25What the fuck are you doing here?
26:28I'm here to rescue my future wife.
26:31Blair Rose.
26:33The most fearless,
26:35interesting,
26:36and beautiful woman I've ever met
26:38in my entire life.
26:43Will you marry me?
26:47This is fucking bullshit!
26:51Yes.
26:53Yes!
26:55Yes!
26:57Yes!
26:59Yes!
27:08Kiss, kiss, kiss!
27:16What do you two think you're doing?
27:21Do you think marriage is a joke?
27:24You think it's child's play?
27:26I don't understand.
27:27You think you can marry somebody one day
27:29and then marry somebody else the next?
27:33I don't think that.
27:35But,
27:36that's what Connie thinks of my marriage.
27:38Perhaps you should ask her, Grandma.
27:41Connie and Jack are young.
27:43Young people make mistakes,
27:45especially in love.
27:47But marriage is so much more than that.
27:50You're right.
27:51Marriage is commitment.
27:53It's partnership.
27:54It's companionship.
27:55It's honesty and trust.
27:57And Jack broke all of that.
28:00So you think I should just be okay
28:02with you marrying Nathan Forbes,
28:04all of a sudden?
28:06He doesn't even have a job.
28:15This is the latest congressional poll,
28:17Grandma Rose.
28:18As you can see,
28:19after the Taylor Bird and Diamond incident,
28:21and, well,
28:23today's event went viral.
28:27Nathan has the undeniable lead.
28:30He's going to be a congressman in no time.
28:34And Jack?
28:37He'll be a nobody
28:39for the rest of his life.
28:47Now,
28:48let's finish what we started.
28:54Applause
28:59This is my wedding venue
29:01that I paid for.
29:03And that makes Nathan Forbes
29:05an unwelcome guest.
29:07You want to crash my wedding?
29:09Fine.
29:10But you're going to pay for it.
29:12Guard!
29:15You're making a mistake.
29:17Beat him up!
29:20Do you not want to keep your job?
29:22What do you mean?
29:23Check the news.
29:26My name is Nathan Forbes.
29:28I just made the biggest donation
29:29in this church in all of its history.
29:31The church and its congregation
29:33will never have to worry again.
29:35There's no way.
29:36You couldn't possibly donate...
29:38Oh, shit.
29:39It's true.
29:41He's the biggest and most important donor.
29:43I'm sorry.
29:45What do you want me to do?
29:46How about you get rid of this
29:47eyesore for all of us
29:49and maybe give a little common sense
29:51into him too while you're at it, huh?
29:54You can't do this to me.
29:56Blair, do something!
29:59You bitch!
30:10I don't know how I didn't see him before,
30:12but if dying a terrible death
30:14means I get to walk down the aisle
30:16to him,
30:18even if it's pretend,
30:20then it's worth it.
30:23We are all gathered here
30:25to witness and celebrate
30:27the whole reunion
30:29of Blair Rose and Mr...
30:31and Mr...
30:33Nathan Forbes.
30:34Mr. Nathan Forbes.
30:38Do you, Nathan Forbes,
30:40take Blair to be your wife,
30:42to love her,
30:44to cherish her,
30:45to nurture her...
30:47and support her
30:49till death do you part?
30:51I do.
30:53Do you, Blair Rose,
30:55take Nathan to be your husband,
30:57to love him
30:59and cherish him,
31:01nurture him and support him
31:03till death do you part?
31:05I do.
31:07Then I am honored
31:09to pronounce you
31:11husband and wife.
31:14You may now kiss the bride.
31:38I can't believe we just did that.
31:40I can't believe we just did that.
31:42Nathan,
31:44we just did that.
31:46What exactly did we do?
31:49We showed him.
31:51I mean, everything was resolved
31:53and I...
31:55I don't know.
31:58I just married you,
32:00Blair Rose.
32:02I mean, yeah,
32:04that was some
32:06Oscar-worthy acting back there.
32:08There was no acting.
32:12I meant every word I said.
32:16I know Jack scared you.
32:18He was the only person you've ever loved.
32:20And so you think love is scary.
32:25Do you know why I like to ride scooters?
32:28Because when we were in high school,
32:30I crashed my Maserati
32:32on the first day of junior year.
32:34I remember.
32:36So?
32:38So the next day, as a punishment,
32:40my parents made me ride an electric scooter
32:42to school.
32:44And then I saw you
32:46at the gate.
32:48You looked at me,
32:50then at the scooter,
32:52and you said,
32:54What is this?
32:56You looked at me and you laughed,
32:58Blair Rose.
33:00And ever since then,
33:02I've rode around waiting for the day
33:04you'd see me again.
33:20I have to tell you something.
33:22What?
33:24I've never done this before.
33:26Come on.
33:32I'll give you your best first time.
33:42Best second time.
33:48And your best every time
33:50after that.
33:56I love you.