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Based on the best-selling videogame, this all-star action-adventure follows a ragtag team of misfits on a mission to sav | dG1fYzl5dFJWZEcxTTQ
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00:00This is Pandora, a perilous planet, home to creatures of meat and metal,
00:08where the universal language is that of violence.
00:12The uniquely hostile climate of this world means only the toughest survive.
00:19Underground, bandits convene to commit acts of depravity, degeneracy, and idiocy.
00:28Above them, the vast, acrid, piss-wash gully.
00:33It's pee. It's pee.
00:34Why do you think it's called piss-wash?
00:36For the subterranean threshers, this urine oasis is the perfect way
00:42of keeping the earth soft enough for them to burrow.
00:47Barren though it may be, Pandora's inhabitants have adapted to this skag-eats-skag existence.
00:56It is a testament to human fortitude that they have found ways to survive
01:02in a world of cannibals, cults, and utter carnage.

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