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00:00I can't believe it! Today is the first day of my new job! I can't wait to see what it
00:07is! Maybe... a police officer! I can protect and serve, and give tickets to speeders! Or
00:14maybe... a firefighter! I can be strong, save lives, and use a giant hose! I could even
00:20be... an astronaut! The first smiling critter in space! Then I'd be in all the history books!
00:27Oh, I've fantasized enough! Today is the day I finally find out! Today is the day I become
00:33the newest employee of... McDonald's?
00:39This is amazing! Forget marrying my wife and having my kid, this is the best day of my life!
00:57French fries! Milkshakes! Toys! It's all my wildest fantasies come true! And of course,
01:12how could I forget the best part? Chicken nuggies! Well, what am I waiting for? Those
01:19Happy Meals aren't going to make themselves! Oh, the glorious smells! Salt! Pepper! Grace!
01:29Excuse me, young man! Would you happen to be our new trainee? Yes, sir! That's me!
01:35My name is Catnap! Excellent! My name is, uh... Charles E. O. Charleston! Charles E. O. Charleston,
01:43huh? Beautiful name, sir! I am ready to do anything you need! Someone who will take orders
01:50without question, that's what I like to hear! Especially in food service! Here, try this on for size!
02:00Wow, my own uniform! It's like a dream come true! What do you need me to do? First things first,
02:06you're going to need to learn how to cook! This is the freezer, where we store all of our top
02:12quality ingredients! Anyway, why don't you head on in and find us some nice frozen burgers to fry up?
02:20I'll give you a friendly tip since you're new! All our best stuff is hidden way in the back!
02:25Thanks, boss! I'm on it! Have fun!
02:34Soon enough he'll be frozen into a giant catsicle, and all my problems will be gone forever!
02:39Ugh, it sure is cold in here! I'd better find those burgers fast!
02:44Uh-oh, I need to get out of here ASAP before I lose a finger! I think this is it!
02:51Great, time to ditch this place and warm back up over a nice toasty burger!
02:57Oh no! He accidentally locked me in! Mr. O. Charleston, can you hear me?
03:03Ah, I can't stay in here much longer! Think, Catnap, think!
03:21Oh, did I accidentally lock you in there? How silly of me!
03:25I'll need to be more careful, but now that we've got burgers, we can learn how to fry them up!
03:30Yes, sir!
03:35All right, the most important step of flipping burgers, other than the flipping,
03:39is to make sure the grill is hot before you throw on the patty!
03:42As hot as humanly possible! Screaming hot!
03:48That doesn't seem right!
03:50I'm sorry, are you the boss? Did I hire a burger expert and I didn't know it?
03:54Are you Ronald McDonald yourself?
03:56No, sir!
03:57Then touch the grill!
03:59Oh no! I can't imagine how that happened!
04:12Seems like it's warmed up!
04:17Acceptable, for now. Barely.
04:21To work here, you need to be a man of many talents.
04:24Cooking, cleaning, and of course, taking orders.
04:28Someone's at the drive-thru! My first customer! I'm so excited!
04:33Yeah, let me get, uh, one large fry, uh, a couple McDoubles, ketchup only,
04:40uh, extra ketchup actually, uh, 20-piece McNuggets, uh, large Coke, and um,
04:47well, you know, let me get some apple slices as well. I'm trying to be healthy, you know?
04:57Actually, can I get some extra ketchup? I really like to drown them in there.
05:02Of course!
05:07Is it time for my break? How long do I get?
05:10One minute! Make it count!
05:13We get free food, right? All these smells are making me hungry!
05:16Of course! In fact, I made lunch for you already!
05:20It's my own special recipe!
05:22Wow! A secret menu item?
05:25I'm so excited!
05:28Yes! Yes!
05:32Wow, Catnap! That burger sure looks fancy! Do you mind if I try a bite?
05:36Sure!
05:37No!
05:40Yummy!
05:47Well, looks like that burger's got quite the kick!
05:49Hey, newbie! Break's over! I'm putting you on register duty!
05:53Sure thing, boss!
05:55Now remember, no matter what happens, you don't let anyone steal from the cash register!
05:59All right? If you do, you're fired!
06:02You can count on me, sir!
06:07Hello, gentlemen! Come to grab some grub on your way back to the factory?
06:11What can I get for you?
06:13All your money!
06:15Well, I'm afraid I can't do that, sir.
06:17Then why not?
06:19It's stealing! And I'll get fired!
06:21What's worse? Getting fired or getting shot?
06:26Good question! Let me think...
06:34Hey! Don't hurt me, please!
06:37I wasn't gonna shoot you! This was all the CEO's idea!
06:41What?
06:42Yeah, the CEO! He's the one running the store!
06:45No, that's Charles E. O. Charleston!
06:48Wait a second... C-E-O? I can't believe he tricked me!
06:53I was such a fool! Those weren't just simple accidents earlier! They were traps!
06:58He knew I couldn't resist my dream job! I have to stop him right now!
07:03Come on out, CEO! The gig is up! I know you're behind all of this!
07:07Cardnap! Are you really doubting your wonderful boss?
07:10I know you're the CEO now! I'm not letting you get away with this!
07:13Ha ha ha! You fool! You've been working for me all day!
07:17No idea I've been tricking you all along!
07:19Well, unfortunately, your shift is almost over... as well as your life!
07:43No! No! I don't want to be shredded beef!
07:53Sorry, Cardnap! Looks like you're going on the dollar menu!
08:08I know exactly where to put you!
08:14Ha! I can reach through the window, just like you did!
08:18Wait! I can't reach! Cardnap? Cardnap!