Running On Empty Trailer

Running On Empty Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00You

00:07All of your tests have been completed to get your death date, are you ready for your results? Oh my god, I'm gonna die

00:13It's okay. What does it say?

00:1621,000

00:17490 Nicole that's almost 60 years from now. What does your say babe?

00:23345 days that is not ideal

00:30My ex-fiancee dropped me like a hot potato

00:33Nicole's body was really hot. I'd love to do her. But you know, I wouldn't because of you unless you could have watched

00:40Some people are into that

00:42Weirdos me and the boys heading to the strip club tonight is women everywhere. I'm just saying

00:49Do I start dating again?

00:52I'm Mortimer. I am a mortician. You know what? Mr. Addison that is not your shade

01:01Do you wanna feel

01:03Your magic

01:05Hey, you want to get out of here?

01:07I've never had sex with a prostitute before professional escort. Sorry with a professional escort

01:22I didn't do anything to her. Well, you still owe me for Rita's services. She said it was free

01:27I ain't handed out free samples. This ain't Trader Joe's. I

01:31Just joined this dating service that matches you with people based on death dates

01:36I'll be doing your video interview

01:39lasers

01:41It's what kind of gal are you looking for kind honest a little bit boring maybe you're gonna die soon. I'm gonna die soon

01:48Let's go on a date

01:50I'd love to hang out with you again. It's gonna be okay. I promise

01:53It's like I have much time to build a future with someone

01:57So, where's my money man? Got it?

02:005,000 don't make me use it go on then. I don't even care. I'm gonna die anyway

02:06You better have my money in full by midnight tomorrow or he's going to hurt me

02:19Just wish I met you sooner better late than never

02:23I

02:28Just been so angry afraid happy all at the same time

02:34Have a seat Mortimer relax

02:37When you and Nicole were dating, did you guys ever try pegging pegging? What is that?

02:42I think it's when a girl that's on a dildo and

02:45face