SS/Moffo/Alda/AF (1,000th ep), 1973
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00:00Let's all play What's My Line?
00:22And now, let's meet this week's What's My Line panel.
00:31First, a man who's not really a spring chicken, but he is a delight, Soupy Sells.
00:38Thank you, and thank you, Chuck Gould.
00:48Well, it's really a pleasure to welcome to our panel, for the first time, this beautiful
00:52young lady.
00:53She is a metropolitan opera star, and one of the great beauties of the world.
00:57Would you please welcome Anna Marfaux.
01:00For all you fans of that very popular television series, MASH, here is that big operator, Alan
01:15Alda.
01:16And here she is, for the thousandth time, and just as charming as the first, Arlene
01:28Francis.
01:29Yes, imagine, our thousandth show, well, here's one in a million, Larry Blythe, don't you?
01:43Hello, all bodies.
01:47Hello, Larry.
01:50Arlene, you look like a flower garden today.
01:52I am.
01:53I'm in the flower garden of your heart.
01:55Okay.
01:56Hi, Anna.
01:57Hi.
01:58Welcome to wherever we are.
01:59It's lovely that you're here.
02:00Alan.
02:01Thank you.
02:02We got Anna, Alan, Soupy Salas, and Arlena Francese today.
02:05It's a kind of a...
02:06Listen, there is a great highlight player in Miami named Salas, and every time I go
02:11to her, I bet on him, because it's spelled the same way.
02:14Really?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Portuguese guy, I bet.
02:17I don't know.
02:18Basque.
02:19Huh?
02:20It's a great game highlight.
02:21Boy, it really is.
02:22Which is not getting us anywhere.
02:23Would our first challenger enter and sign in, please?
02:24Calvin Klein.
02:25Where are you from, Mr. Klein?
02:39I'm from New York City.
02:40All right, panel.
02:41Calvin Klein, as I'm sure you ladies know, is a designer of women's clothes.
02:46This year, he has come up with something new, and we'll show the audience what that something
02:50new is.
02:51And we'll start the game with Arlene Francese.
03:03Thank you, Mr. Klein.
03:05I'm happy to see you.
03:06Was the, whatever you have come up with, is it in the apparel family?
03:13Yes.
03:15Is it worn by women?
03:17No.
03:18One down and nine to go soupy.
03:20Is it worn by men?
03:21Yes.
03:22Oh, I thought that was it.
03:25Oh, Mr. Klein, this thing that's worn by men, is it worn, say, when they're indulging in
03:33a sport?
03:36It could be.
03:37But essentially, it isn't really the point of what we're after, soupy.
03:42I thought maybe this might be some tennis outfit, you know.
03:45No, it really isn't in that nature, which is why I was going to help out.
03:48Okay, for you.
03:49Go get them, Anna.
03:50Anna, you're on.
03:54Is what you're making made out of, out of a acrylic or not...
04:05Not customary fabric?
04:07Something like...
04:08No, no more.
04:09I'll, I'll change that.
04:10May I change that?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Is it made out of something to do with the paper or...
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:16Three down, seven to go.
04:17Alan.
04:18This apparel is worn by men.
04:22Yes.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Do you see it when they wear it?
04:25Yes.
04:26I mean, if you were wearing it now, would I see it on you?
04:28Yes, you would.
04:29Can I take it that you're not wearing it now?
04:32That's right.
04:34When men wear it, do they wear it above the waist?
04:39Sometimes.
04:40Sometimes, yes.
04:41Do they wear it sometimes below the waist?
04:43Sometimes, yes.
04:44You little devil.
04:48No help at all, eh?
04:49No.
04:50Well, does it come in various colors?
04:52Yes, it does.
04:55Does it, does it have any protective function?
05:00Sometimes.
05:01Yes.
05:02Yes, from the elements, for instance.
05:04Sometimes.
05:05Sometimes, eh?
05:07But can we take it that you don't wear it in particular weather only?
05:12You can wear it in all weather.
05:13Yes, that's right.
05:14You don't.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Do you...
05:19Is it that you have designed something normally worn by men in a different way or you've invented
05:25some new thing from...
05:27That's either or question.
05:28Have you designed something that's already worn by men but you've designed it in a special
05:32way?
05:33I tell you, Alan, we're out of time and that's such a tough question to answer.
05:39Is it a cat tan?
05:40No.
05:41No, it's not.
05:42No.
05:43Actually, it's matching clothes for men and it's an extraordinary kind of thing to do.
05:53The question that you asked was a good question but it's got a neck in reverse on it and it's
05:57hard to explain.
05:58So, would you...
05:59It matches.
06:00Larry, may I ask, are you...
06:01Would it be something like what you're wearing?
06:02A tie and a shirt to match?
06:03No.
06:04No.
06:05Matching our women's clothes.
06:06Oh, matching women's clothes.
06:07Matching women's clothes.
06:08Oh, you mean like unisex?
06:09Well, you might say that.
06:10Oh, well, you know what?
06:11That goes back...
06:12I remember when I was a kid and Tony Martin and those people, they used to dress just
06:16like, you know, in those days.
06:18I know it'd be a big thrill.
06:21How did you happen to make this transition?
06:24How did you make this transition to men's clothes?
06:26This actually, Alan, is the answer to your question.
06:29Well, basically, I've been doing women's clothes for the last six years in our own
06:32business and many of my ideas come from clothes that I wear myself, from menswear.
06:37And so, well, this time I've just decided to reverse the whole thing and take a lot
06:42of the clothes that I'm doing for women and do them for men.
06:45Oh, that's interesting.
06:46It's sort of wild.
06:47It's like answering a phone call of somebody who called you to answer your call answering
06:50their call.
06:51Could we see some of these calls?
06:53In what ways are the clothes similar?
06:54Well, they're similar in terms of fabric.
06:56I've used the same fabrics for both men and women's clothes, silhouette, shape.
07:02Well, the best way to explain it, I guess, is to see it, right?
07:05So Lloyd, could we take a look at some of the latest designs from Calvin Klein's collection?
07:14Let's begin with Basha, who's wearing the big bulky sweater in brown with a bias check
07:19skirt.
07:22Conrad is wearing pants out of the same check fabric and he's sporting the mate of a sweater.
07:28That's really handsome.
07:29Thank you, Basha.
07:30Thank you.
07:31This is Logan cloth, isn't it?
07:39Yes, it is.
07:40And Stephanie's wearing the Logan shirt jacket, which is lined in paisley to match her scarf,
07:45a white turtleneck and herringbone straight leg pants.
07:48And then we follow along with Bob, who has the same tweed pants.
07:52And his Logan coat is a big Balmican coat, which we also do for women.
07:56Now, those are waterproof, too, aren't they, Logan cloth?
07:58Yes, Logan cloth is waterproof.
07:59That's really terrific.
08:00Stephan, Bob, thank you.
08:01Those are really handsome.
08:02Here's Heidi wearing the classic men's trench coat and matching pants.
08:15The coat is lined in a check and she has a shirt and sweater to match.
08:19And then Tony is wearing the khaki rain topper that's become a classic for us, for women.
08:23And he has matching pants and a sweater, too.
08:25Well, are those trousers also rainproof?
08:27I mean, that waterproof?
08:28Yes.
08:29The lining, the fabric, the pants, the toppers, the whole thing is waterproof.
08:33And the bumper shoot.
08:34I mean, it's all a set, huh?
08:35Yes.
08:36That's really terrific.
08:37Thank you very much, Heidi, Tony.
08:38And then for evening, Norma Jean has chosen the long black cape.
08:50It's in wool.
08:51It's unlined.
08:52And underneath, she's wearing a strapless, matte jersey dress.
08:55She sure is, isn't she?
08:58Yes.
09:00And Antonio is wearing a wrap coat in black with black fox collar so that fur is not just
09:06for women.
09:07It's for men, too.
09:08Norma Jean Antonio.
09:09It's dynamite.
09:10It's another period.
09:11It's fantastic.
09:12Calvin, it's really handsome.
09:13Thank you for being with us.
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10:33Let's show the audience what his product is.
10:34And let's start the game with Anna Moffo.
10:35Out of doors, in an area of your home, like a lawn, is your product used?
10:36Possibly.
10:37Is it a seasonal product?
10:38I mean, do you use it only in the summer or in the winter?
10:39Yes.
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13:56All right.
13:57Here we are for gentlemen today, who have graciously come down from the audience to play with us.
14:00A bus driver, a missionary, a college professor, and a customs inspector.
14:04All you have to do is hand out the cards so that each person is holding the card which
14:08states his occupation.
14:10You'll have roughly 20 seconds apiece to do that.
14:12We'll start with Sufi.
14:13On your mark, get set, go.
14:16That is not correct.
14:44And here is Annemarple.
14:45And that is not correct.
14:46And here is Alan Alda.
14:48And that is not correct.
14:59And here is Alan Alda.
15:00And that is correct.
15:26Now gentlemen, would you tell us who you are please?
15:28Lloyd Woodworth from Columbia, South America.
15:31Laverne Campbell from Elkhart, Indiana, and I'm the driver.
15:34Okay.
15:35Roy Hanson from Pittsburgh, PA, customs inspector.
15:37Okay.
15:38Patrick Dalton, Laie, Hawaii, college professor.
15:41Okay, gentlemen.
15:48You're as interesting a group of gentlemen as we ever had on this program.
15:51It's wonderful that you came down to play with us.
15:53Thank you very much.
15:54You've won $50 and a special gift for each of you.
15:57And thank you for playing Who's Who on What's My Line.
15:59Thank you very much.
16:03Yes, each member of the Who's Who team today
16:05will receive a Samsonite silhouette softie,
16:07the casual carry-on suitor featuring three compartments for efficient packing.
16:11Samsonite, we make travel a little easier.
16:15And now it's time for the special feature of What's My Line,
16:18the appearance of our mystery guest.
16:20Are your blindfolds all in place, panel?
16:22Yes.
16:23They certainly are.
16:24Then would our mystery guest enter and sign in, please?
16:44All right, panel, you have three minutes.
16:46We'll go one question at a time.
16:48And fate's law will prevail.
16:50We'll begin with Soupy Sales.
16:51Thank you.
16:52Well, they knew who you were when you walked in, mystery guest.
16:55Is that because you would be found,
16:58your name would be found on the entertainment sections of the paper?
17:01Yes.
17:03Anna?
17:05Oh, what a unisex voice.
17:08Let me think.
17:13Goodness.
17:15Are you a man?
17:17No.
17:20Alan?
17:22Are you somebody who is known for your dramatic work in show business?
17:37Sometimes.
17:38Arlene?
17:41Our mystery guest went to sleep there for a minute.
17:47Did Soupy establish that television is the best known medium?
17:50No.
17:51Soupy, are you best known for your work in television?
17:54Yes.
17:55Soupy?
17:57Is that because you have had or you have a show of your own?
18:02In a manner of speaking, Soupy, yeah.
18:04Anna?
18:07In a manner of speaking?
18:09May I assume then you do not have a television series?
18:12No.
18:13No.
18:15Alan?
18:16No, wait, wait, wait.
18:17That's a yes, isn't it?
18:18No, you are correct that she did not.
18:20Did you ever have a...
18:21I believe that I recognize your voice.
18:23Did you ever have a television series of your own?
18:25No.
18:26Arlene?
18:27I don't know who you are.
18:30I know who you are.
18:33Because there is no way you can disguise your voice from me.
18:38And I'm going to tell you in just a minute.
18:42First, I want you to know I'm crazy about you.
18:46Is it Kitty Carlisle Hart?
18:51You can't believe it.
18:53How could you do that?
19:00Oh, dear, dear.
19:02Hello, Arlene.
19:04Hi.
19:05Well, I must say, Arlene, anybody who can recognize a whisper...
19:08My dear, I knew her on the first whisper.
19:11You didn't.
19:12But I just wanted to be sure.
19:14There is no way.
19:15Kitty has whispered to me since we were teenagers.
19:20That's true.
19:21That's absolutely true.
19:23All my secrets, too.
19:24All of them.
19:25That's wonderful.
19:26So there you are.
19:27Now, you're getting ready to do an opera.
19:29Yes.
19:30I'm going to be singing with Miss Moffo.
19:32And I'm going to be doing my old part of Prince Orlofsky in the Fledermaus.
19:36Which was interesting in view of the fact that Anna said that's a unisex voice.
19:40Yeah, and I'm playing a boy.
19:42That's absolutely true.
19:43Now, why do you play Orlofsky all the time?
19:46I do it always with the Met because it's the only operatic role I know.
19:51And because he's built like a boy in some ways.
19:54I never noticed one of them so far.
19:57I love it.
19:59Now, you're on To Tell the Truth All the Time.
20:01Yes.
20:02Which, with this show, I think are the two longest-running television shows in America.
20:05Oh, and thank heaven for it.
20:08That's a marvelous show, and you're so marvelous on it.
20:10I love it.
20:11I love it.
20:12What is the hardest thing about that show to do?
20:15The hardest thing?
20:16I think toward the end of the afternoon, because, you know, we do five in one day.
20:20Toward the end of the afternoon, I think the hardest thing is to keep the enthusiasm
20:23and the feeling of spontaneity going.
20:26You have a new Master of Ceremonies this year.
20:29Or last year, I guess it was.
20:30When did Gary come in?
20:31Oh, four years ago.
20:33Is it?
20:34Is it really?
20:35Larry, you've only been with us a couple of years.
20:38You've been living in a tree.
20:40Is it really four years?
20:42Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
20:45Thank you for being with us on What's My Line.
20:47I'm devastated.
20:48Jimmy, come back.
20:50Goodbye, Gary.
20:56We'll be back with more of What's My Line after this message.
21:03Tune for Family Feud.
21:06Well, I tell you, I'm sorry, Gary.
21:08I can't believe it's been four years that Gary's been here.
21:12Well, you see how well he makes time fly.
21:14How the time goes by.
21:15You know, I have a friend, the converse of that in the theater,
21:17is that I have a friend who really I think of as being loaded and working all the time.
21:21I saw the other day and said, gee, it's wonderful.
21:23You're rich now and you're doing great.
21:24He said, I did two shows in 15 months.
21:27Just goes to show you.
21:28I said, well, what about that thing you did?
21:29He said, that was 13 shows and that was a year ago.
21:33Well, so long, everybody.
21:35We'll see you tomorrow.
21:38This is General speaking for What's My Line, a Mark Goodson, Bill Todman production.
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