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00:00Here you go, Mata Roti.
00:01I'm not going to eat peas and cottage cheese.
00:05Let it be, Mom. It's too spicy.
00:07You can't fight with such a sharp tongue.
00:10Listen to me.
00:11Don't sell so much sugar.
00:13Sell 5-7 kilos of chilies.
00:15Why?
00:16If you put it in the vegetable,
00:18if you buy it at a good price, it'll become expensive.
00:20No, you can't do anything.
00:22Where are the chilies?
00:24It's a good vegetable.
00:25If you don't have a lot of chilies,
00:27why do you need two spoons?
00:29This is the first person I've seen
00:31who is advising his enemy to be strong.
00:33Is it important for you to speak?
00:35Can't you see our faces?
00:37Go and take care of your farm.
00:38I'll run away today.
00:39You come with me.
00:40We'll sit here and talk.
00:42Tell your father to stop selling pandes.
00:44Then I'll break the girl.
00:46Mom, if I tell your son the same thing,
00:48then tell me in the morning.
00:50What do I care?
00:51I'll also tell Mithu
00:52to buy all the rest of the pandes.
00:53But don't get involved with him.
00:55You leave us.
00:58Go and tell your father
01:00not to agree to all my conditions.
01:02I'll break your girl.
01:28Greetings, father.
01:30Greetings, mother.
01:34Greetings.
01:35Greetings.
01:36Greetings.
01:37How are you?
01:38Is everything fine at home?
01:39Yes, father.
01:40Everything is fine.
01:41You tell me.
01:42Absolutely fine.
01:43Hello.
01:44How are you?
01:45I was wondering
01:46why the bird is speaking in the morning.
01:48Brother-in-law, it's not the bird.
01:49It's the cow that's speaking in the morning.
01:50What cow?
01:51It's the cow that's speaking
01:52when the cow is about to give birth.
01:53What cow?
01:54It's the cow that's speaking
01:55when the cow is about to give birth.
01:56It's the cow that's speaking
01:57when the cow is about to give birth.
01:58It's the cow that's speaking
01:59when the cow is about to give birth.
02:00You're too much, brother-in-law.
02:01Seerat, didn't you meet your sister?
02:03You're my brother-in-law, sister.
02:05Okay?
02:06Yes, okay.
02:07Let's go inside.
02:08Let's go.
02:13You're too much, Seerat.
02:14You're talking nonsense.
02:15Come on, tell me.
02:16How is mother and father?
02:17Mother and father are fine, sister.
02:18You tell me.
02:19You like it, don't you?
02:20What do I like except my parents?
02:22But I have to fight.
02:23What's the matter, Simran?
02:24You're happy, aren't you?
02:26How can I be sad?
02:27I'm your brother-in-law's sister-in-law.
02:28Here, have some tea.
02:30Greetings.
02:31Greetings.
02:32You always give me surprises.
02:34Now, tell me the surprise first, please.
02:37You're talking nonsense.
02:40Okay, fine.
02:42It's all set.
02:43Mom.
02:44Mom.
02:45Yes?
02:46Listen to me.
02:47Coming.
02:48Yes, tell me.
02:49How do you like the thorns?
02:51These thorns
02:52are not like the ones
02:53that I got from your mother-in-law
02:54at your wedding.
02:56They're the same.
02:57I was ready for them.
02:58That's great.
03:00Mom.
03:01Yes?
03:02I was thinking
03:03that if I get married
03:04to a thorn,
03:05I'll be happy.
03:06Yes.
03:07And think about
03:08the poor man
03:09who got married
03:10to a four-leaf clover.
03:11He's been riding around
03:12for eight days.
03:13What's your problem?
03:14It's none of your business.
03:15You won't be happy.
03:16I'll make you a queen.
03:17Really, mom?
03:19Okay.
03:20Mother,
03:21Seer is here.
03:22I was thinking
03:23I'll ask Seer
03:24and Simran
03:25to get me a new suit.
03:26Why?
03:27It's too expensive now.
03:28I'll get it for you
03:29when I need it.
03:30You're a grown-up now.
03:31Just sit at home
03:32and be quiet.
03:33You left the city
03:34and came back
03:35to do the chores
03:36of the house.
03:37I don't know
03:38where to go
03:39to do the chores.
03:40I'm here
03:41to make you work
03:42for four days.
03:43For four days?
03:44It's been four months
03:45since we got married.
03:46I know
03:47who's talking to you.
03:48You go and stop her
03:49or I'll talk to her.
03:52I'll talk to her.
03:53I'll talk to her.
03:54You convinced her.
03:55She's a big city girl.
03:56She's going to get
03:57a new suit.
03:58She doesn't know
03:59that I'm a big man
04:00and I wear suits.
04:03You look beautiful today.
04:12Simran.
04:14Yes, I'm coming.
04:15Just a minute.
04:17No, no.
04:18I was saying
04:19we can do it
04:20another day.
04:23Why?
04:24Is there a curfew today?
04:25No, no.
04:26Actually,
04:27I saw it on my phone
04:28that it's going to rain
04:29during the season.
04:30So, I went there
04:31to check if it's raining.
04:32It's not raining.
04:33Why don't you just tell me
04:34that your mother's
04:35stupid son-in-law
04:36doesn't care
04:37where I go.
04:38Simran.
04:39Mom is not like that.
04:40Hmm?
04:41She is like that.
04:42You know that.
04:43If you were going
04:44to be mom's pet,
04:45why did you want to get married?
04:46You can neither eat
04:47nor sleep in this house
04:48as you wish.
04:49If you get married
04:50to someone
04:51who doesn't even
04:53respect you
04:54and doesn't care
04:55where you go,
04:56you can marry
04:57anyone you want.
04:58Go ahead.
04:59You had better
05:00get married to
05:01someone who doesn't
05:02respect you.
05:03That's what
05:04I wanted to say.
05:05You are very
05:06smart.
05:07You know,
05:08it's not a good idea
05:09to give up
05:10your marriage
05:11for false hopes.
05:12If you get married
05:13to someone
05:14you don't like,
05:15I will quit.
05:16You are dependable
05:17and needy.
05:18You should
05:19marry her.
05:20But it's not
05:21worth it
05:22I won't be able to talk to you.
05:24There's nothing to talk about.
05:26You came here without talking to me.
05:28Don't be angry, Sardarji.
05:30Even a girl who has gone to her in-laws' house
05:32throws a tantrum.
05:34But you didn't even come here once.
05:38Look, sister.
05:40If there were two Pandits in the house,
05:42I would have beaten them up.
05:44If you beat them up too much,
05:46they will throw stones at you.
05:48I don't want them to throw stones at me.
05:50I don't understand their problem.
05:52Sister,
05:54if there was only one problem,
05:56I wouldn't have married him.
05:58I wouldn't have married him.
06:00I would have taken my daughter-in-law far away from here.
06:02But I didn't.
06:04I didn't even take my daughter to Naina Devi.
06:06Brother,
06:08let her go.
06:10She came here on her own.
06:12Daughters can't keep a king or a queen.
06:14Why are you beating up Kamal?
06:16If she beats up my daughter,
06:18I won't even beat up Kamal.
06:20Do you ever talk about a king without beating up Kamal?
06:22Don't you dare
06:24interfere in my daughter's matters.
06:26Look,
06:28if you want to take her away,
06:30do the Pandey Vak first.
06:32Then bring all the earnings of the crop
06:34and keep it in my daughter's hands.
06:36She will give you money for the expenses.
06:38My daughter is educated.
06:40She will come to study.
06:42Sister, don't do this.
06:44If you come too...
06:46So what if I don't come?
06:48Didn't your grandson come here?
06:50The one who has grown up so much,
06:52come and sit here.
06:54Shameless.
06:56Don't be ashamed of anything.
06:58Why are you crying at this time?
07:00Get up.
07:02Daughter, you be smart.
07:04Let's go, son.
07:06You don't know how smart I am.
07:12Shameless.
07:14He has made me sit here.
07:16Get up now.
07:18Or I will make you sit in the rickshaw.
07:24Sweetheart,
07:26I had never imagined in my dreams
07:28that life would be so difficult.
07:32My condition has become like a dog's skin.
07:36I am neither the son of that family
07:38nor the son-in-law of this family.
07:40Today,
07:42I have seen my parents being insulted
07:46and I couldn't do anything.
07:50Sometimes a person becomes so helpless
07:52that he can't do anything.
07:56I don't know when
07:58but there is some confusion in this house.
08:00I have never seen
08:02the value of relations in this house.
08:06I am not here to win a war.
08:08I am here to win everyone's heart.
08:10I have lost my respect too.
08:12Actually, it was my mistake.
08:16I have come to sell mirrors in their city.
08:20Brother,
08:22you don't have to sell mirrors.
08:24You have to show them.
08:26A person is like a mother or a housewife.
08:30I don't know when I will leave this house.
08:34You should leave this house
08:36when your mother considers her son-in-law
08:38as her daughter.