Punjabi movie funny clip

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Punjabi movie funny clip
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00:00You
00:30Hmm
01:00Oh
01:24I think it has a
01:30Ham Ham Sha Ji
01:33Haji Sha Ji Bolo
01:37Kuch to Bolo
01:41Shaji Kuch to bolo
01:42in Nikki Bolan judge, ha
01:44Karate, Mar Mar Mara, Gina Haram Kita Pia
01:47Fanta Manipata
01:49Kichadi Nidra Makoto city see
01:51Karnat Ru Paia but the Abanyan Sub fail, oh, yeah
01:55in New Jeeva Johnny judge, sir
01:57Mary Karesta Dungar, Viswanee Ponday
01:59You've crossed all limits.
02:01Get me out of this, Judge.
02:05You had a problem too?
02:07Now say it. Why don't you say it?
02:09You haven't left anything to say, fatso.
02:11Your deeds have awakened the court.
02:13Judge, my problem is bigger than his problem.
02:16Let me tell you, Judge.
02:18He leaves gas all night, Judge.
02:21I spray it inside thousands of beds.
02:25He leaves gas all night.
02:27I spray it inside thousands of beds.
02:29He leaves gas all night.
02:31I say, Judge, my request is,
02:33if he has to leave gas,
02:35he should leave LPG.
02:37I'll get him 2-4 cylinders.
02:41Judge...
02:43Order! Order!
02:45Judge, let me tell you,
02:47I feel like I'm not sleeping at home.
02:49I'm sleeping in some gutter.
02:55Order!
02:57Judge, listen to one more thing.
02:59When he leaves gas,
03:01I open my eyes.
03:03Now you tell me, Judge,
03:05who is bigger?
03:07His problem or mine?
03:09Aren't you ashamed?
03:11You're saying this to your wife?
03:13I had to stand in the gutter because of you.
03:15I'm here because of you, fatso.
03:17Shut up!
03:19Shut up!
03:21Judge, I didn't leave the gas.
03:24I didn't leave the gas.
03:26Fatso, what are you doing?
03:28Judge, after all,
03:30you don't leave gas.
03:32What kind of a joke is this?
03:34You went to the court
03:36to do such a small thing?
03:38Learn to tolerate something.
03:40Shahji,
03:42I have a solution.
03:44You cover your nose.
03:46The sound of the gas will stop.
03:48You'll get a 100% result.
03:50100% result.
03:52Okay?
03:54Judge,
03:56I won't cover my nose.
03:58Find a solution to stop his gas.
04:00You made a joke out of me.
04:02Aren't you ashamed?
04:08Order! Order! Order!
04:10It's done.
04:12Everyone,
04:14respect your age.
04:18I've told you the trick.
04:20I don't want to hear anything else from you.
04:24We'll see
04:26if there's a solution.
04:30Your next case
04:32is on the 16th of next month.
04:34Next case.
04:36Gunjan Kaur
04:38versus Ranbir Singh.
04:50Judge,
04:52I'm Bhagwan Singh
04:54and this is my client Ranbir Singh.
04:56Sir, I'm Ishwar
04:58and I'm watching Gunjan Kaur's case.
05:10The court is adjourned
05:12for lunch.
05:14This is your new case
05:16and hearing.
05:18Okay?
05:20History! History! History!
05:22History! History! History!
05:24Justice has never been served.
05:26History...
05:30What happened to him?
05:32He's tired.
05:34That's why he's getting
05:36a new soul.
05:38Who's making him tired?
05:40Him, sir.
05:42He's getting history.
05:44But this is court's offering.
05:47Then what's the need to make such an offering
05:49which has to be made in every way?
05:51Now
05:53the soul of Vinute Loh has come.
05:55No, no.
05:57History and history
05:59are given to think
06:01so that
06:03there's still time to unite.
06:05The court will do it.
06:07I'm sorry, sir.
06:09People think
06:11and when they get used to it
06:13they knock on the court's door again.
06:15Who's in this now?
06:17The manliness has increased.
06:19You mean, he was a woman before?
06:23Uncle,
06:25work like a lawyer here
06:27or else
06:29I'll put your name
06:31in the court's list of lawyers.
06:33Sir, I was just
06:35trying to spice it up a bit.
06:37Great!
06:39Well done, Mr. Artist.
06:41You've set the stage
06:43No, no, sir.
06:45The thing is
06:47I'm trying to clean up the court's atmosphere.
06:49Wow!
06:51You've cleaned up
06:53the atmosphere very well.
06:55But if you try to do it again
06:57then I'll pollute your life.
06:59Understood?
07:13Hello!
07:15Hold this.
07:17Cheers!
07:19Look, Ranbir,
07:21my advice to you is
07:23that you and your wife
07:25should come to terms with each other.
07:27Most of the divorce cases
07:29are like this.
07:31You're spending money on me
07:33and I'm spending money on you.
07:35I don't care.
07:37I don't care.
07:39I don't care.
07:42You're spending money on me
07:44and your wife is spending money on him.
07:46You should've told me
07:48that you were tired.
07:50Go ahead
07:52and spend some more money
07:54so that we can have some fun.
07:56It's not about the money.
07:58I want to clear him.
08:00How dare he file a case against me?
08:02She's very smart.
08:04I'll teach him a lesson.
08:06You've made a big mistake.
08:08What do you mean?
08:10Why did you leave the house?
08:12But I'm going to leave the house today.
08:14How will I go back home?
08:16Look, Ranbir,
08:18no one can stop you
08:20from going back home
08:22as long as you don't get a divorce.
08:24Just do one thing.
08:26Go home
08:28and burn the happiness of your family.
08:40No one can stop you
08:42from going back home
08:44as long as you don't get a divorce.
08:55Hit him hard.
08:57Hit him hard.
08:59Hit him hard.
09:01Hit him hard.
09:05What?
09:07Why? It's my house.
09:09Go away or I'll call the police.
09:13I got scared.
09:40Your father won't let you go.
09:46Your brother won't let you go.
09:52I'll shoot you in the neck.
09:57I'll kill you.
10:01I'll kill you.
10:05I'll kill you.
10:08Your mother won't let you go.
10:19My friend is throwing a party.
10:23Please leave.
10:25My enemy is filing a divorce case against me.
10:28Please leave.
10:31Wait.
10:33Ranbir, you go.
10:36I don't know where to go.
10:38Tell these people to leave.
10:41No one will go.
10:44You go.
10:46This is my house.
10:48I'll do whatever I want.
10:50Do you think I'm a Punjabi?
10:54You won't win.
10:57The game of winning and losing will continue.
11:05Get out.
11:14No one will go.
11:16I won't be scared of you.
11:27No.
11:29No.
11:31No.
11:33No.
11:51Did you miss me?
11:53It's okay.
11:54I was thirsty.
11:56I'll drink water.
12:24I'll drink water.
12:54I'll drink water.