Countdown - Monday 30th May 2022
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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:20APPLAUSE
00:32Hello and welcome to Countdown.
00:34On this day in 1846, Peter Kyle Fabergé was born
00:39and a Fabergé egg is now worth £25 million.
00:44Have you got one, Rachel?
00:46I haven't, unfortunately, but I think they have ended up
00:49on flea markets and various things.
00:51I've said it before, but my favourite museum in the entire world
00:54I've been to was the Fabergé Museum in St Petersburg,
00:57which nobody will be going to now, so you'll have to take my word for it,
01:00but all the artefacts in there, there's just a beautiful curation
01:03and they used to get them for the Tsars and they used to, I think,
01:06make them for Easter presents and there's always, like,
01:09a tiny little surprise hidden in the big, you know, specially made ones.
01:12It's just beautiful stuff.
01:15Ian is still here.
01:17How many games?
01:19This will be number six.
01:21Fantastic.
01:23And you're not very showy with your knowledge and your skill,
01:27but you're still here.
01:29Yeah. Determination.
01:31Yeah, I'm sure not.
01:33And you're an artist in your spare time.
01:36Yep.
01:37And you do half marathons in the Alps,
01:40but unfortunately and disappointingly for me,
01:43you don't wear the lederhosen.
01:46No. No, I'll try my best next time.
01:48It's always the first time.
01:50Absolutely.
01:51Now, competing with you is Will from Banbury.
01:53Hello.
01:54What do you do?
01:55I'm an accountant for a veterinary hospital.
01:57Well, that's more fun than being an accountant for a celeb.
02:01I don't know about that, Anne.
02:03And do you deal with the pets and their finances?
02:06Oh, no, no.
02:08I just say hello to them in the morning when I walk through reception.
02:11That's about it, really.
02:12Yeah. Do they say hello, Will, back?
02:15They just look at me really sad because they haven't come to the vets.
02:18Have you got a dog?
02:20No, my parents have a dog and my sister has a dog, but not me, no.
02:23What sort of dogs?
02:24They both have Parsons Russells.
02:26Oh, I'm a great respecter of Russells.
02:29Nice names?
02:31Scruffy and Buster.
02:32Oh, I don't think so.
02:34Round of applause for our contestants.
02:36APPLAUSE
02:40Hi, Susie. Hi, Anne.
02:42And I'm delighted to say we've got Robert Hardman with us again,
02:45columnist on the Daily Mail and, importantly, and very timely,
02:49this, author of a new book on the Queen of our times.
02:54It's so sick.
02:55I shouldn't think your family have been round you for long
02:59in the last two years, have they?
03:01No, but they've got, you know, good firewood when the time comes.
03:05Good. Let's get on with the first game.
03:08Ian, your letters.
03:10Hello, Rachel. Hi, Ian.
03:11May I have a consonant, please?
03:13You may indeed. Start the week with N.
03:16And a vowel?
03:18E.
03:19And a consonant?
03:21S.
03:23Another consonant?
03:25P.
03:27Another consonant?
03:29C.
03:31A vowel?
03:33A.
03:35Another vowel?
03:37U.
03:39A consonant?
03:41N.
03:43And a final consonant, please?
03:45A final D.
03:47Let's play Countdown.
04:03MUSIC PLAYS
04:19Ian?
04:20Six.
04:21Will?
04:22Seven.
04:23Ian, your six?
04:24Paused.
04:25Will?
04:26Spanned.
04:27Very good indeed, yeah. Very nice.
04:29Robert?
04:30I've got six, Anne.
04:31Dancers.
04:32Good. Yes, very nice.
04:34Nuanced is there for a second. It is indeed.
04:36Now you've mentioned it.
04:38Will, your letters.
04:40Hello, Rachel. Hi, Will.
04:41Can I have a consonant, please?
04:43You can indeed. B.
04:45And another?
04:47G.
04:49And another, please?
04:51N.
04:52And a fourth?
04:54Y.
04:56Vowel, please?
04:58E.
04:59And another?
05:01O.
05:02And another, please?
05:04I.
05:06Consonant?
05:08T.
05:10And another consonant, please?
05:12And the last one, L.
05:14Good luck.
05:16MUSIC PLAYS
05:32MUSIC CONTINUES
05:45Will?
05:46Seven.
05:47Good. Ian?
05:48Seven.
05:49Will?
05:50Bolting.
05:51Ian?
05:52Obeying.
05:53Very nice. Both yes.
05:55You've got a seven, Robert.
05:57I have, actually, Anne. Belting.
05:59Very good.
06:00Yep. And one more seven to add to the list is Ignoble.
06:03Thank you.
06:05Ian, your numbers.
06:07Can I get one large, five small, please, Rachel?
06:10You can indeed. One large, five little.
06:12Traditional choice to start the week.
06:14And they are ten, four, three, eight, nine,
06:19and a large one, 25.
06:22And the target, 149.
06:24149.
06:26MUSIC PLAYS
06:30MUSIC CONTINUES
06:56Ian?
06:57Just 150.
06:58Will?
06:59149.
07:00Good. Off you go.
07:01Ten minus four is six.
07:03Ten minus four for six.
07:05Times 25.
07:06150.
07:07150. And then you've got nine minus eight for one to take away.
07:11That'll do it. 149.
07:13Well done.
07:16First teaser coming up.
07:18True lady, true lady.
07:20And the clue, the lady was true to her husband and avoided this.
07:24The lady was true to her husband and avoided this.
07:27See you in a minute.
07:36APPLAUSE
07:43I left you with the clue, the lady was true to her husband
07:46and avoided this.
07:47And the answer is adultery.
07:50The score, seven to 24.
07:52And, Will, it's your letters.
07:54Can I please have a consonant, Rachel?
07:56Thank you, Will.
07:57S.
07:58And another?
08:01J.
08:02And a third, please?
08:05R.
08:06And another?
08:08N.
08:09Vowel, please?
08:11E.
08:12And again?
08:13I.
08:14And another one, please?
08:16E.
08:18Consonant, please?
08:20S.
08:22And a final vowel, please?
08:24A final...
08:26A.
08:27Off you go.
08:54MUSIC PLAYS
09:00Will?
09:01Six.
09:02Ian?
09:03Seven.
09:04What's your six, Will?
09:05Sneers.
09:06Ian?
09:07Sarnies.
09:08Yes, well spotted.
09:10Very good.
09:11Robert?
09:12Five, Anne.
09:13Rains.
09:15Yes, I can't do any better than Sarnies.
09:18Well done.
09:19Ian, your letters.
09:21May I start with a consonant, please, Rachel?
09:23Thank you, Ian.
09:24L.
09:25And another?
09:27M.
09:28And another?
09:30T.
09:32A vowel?
09:33O.
09:35Another vowel?
09:36O.
09:38Consonant?
09:40C.
09:42Another consonant?
09:44K.
09:46A vowel?
09:48I.
09:49I.
09:50And a final consonant, please?
09:53A final L.
09:5530 seconds.
09:57MUSIC PLAYS
10:19MUSIC STOPS
10:27Ian?
10:29Four, sorry.
10:30Oh, dear.
10:31Will?
10:32I can only see a four as well.
10:34OK, Ian?
10:35Lock.
10:36Will?
10:37Look.
10:38Yes.
10:39Got a five, Robert?
10:40No, I've only got a four, a moot.
10:42I was really hoping for mocktail out of that one,
10:45but it didn't quite come right.
10:47I thought five was the maximum.
10:49Over here, moolie, which is a type of radish.
10:52OK.
10:53Will, your numbers.
10:55Can I have one large, five small, please, Rachel?
10:58You can indeed.
10:59Thank you, Will.
11:00One large, five little.
11:01Coming right up.
11:02And they are...
11:03Two.
11:04One.
11:05Nine.
11:06Four.
11:07Ten.
11:08And the large one, 50.
11:10And the target to reach, 678.
11:13678.
11:15MUSIC PLAYS
11:18MUSIC CONTINUES
11:44Will?
11:46677, not fully written down.
11:49Ian?
11:50676.
11:52Will?
11:54Four plus nine equals 13.
11:56Four plus nine, 13.
11:5850 plus two is 52.
12:0050 plus two, 52.
12:02Times them together for 676.
12:04Yep.
12:05And add the one.
12:06Yep, that gets you to one away.
12:08Well done.
12:10Rachel?
12:11I was one away as well, so you have to leave this one with me.
12:14Thank you.
12:15Our Dictionary Corner guest is Robert Hartman,
12:18who's done nearly as many royal tours as the Queen.
12:23She's travelled everywhere, hasn't she?
12:25She has travelled almost everywhere.
12:27I mean, if you just look at the Commonwealth, 54 countries,
12:30she's been to all but two of them, Cameroon, I think, and Rwanda.
12:34She's been, I mean, every continent, certainly.
12:38The one place she hasn't been is somewhere named after her,
12:40which is a large expanse of Antarctica,
12:42but I think we'll forgive her that.
12:44I'm interested in your book because the story of the Britannia yacht
12:50is, in fact, a bit more complicated than it seems,
12:54which was that the Labour government just got rid of it.
12:58Yeah, the end of Britannia was very convoluted
13:01because the Tory government at the last minute of the 1997 election
13:05said, we're going to build one, so Labour said, well, we're not,
13:08and it became a political issue,
13:10and the royals can't get involved in political issues.
13:12Labour won, so the yacht went.
13:14But it went all over the world with her,
13:16and it was the nearest she could get to really retreating from the world.
13:21All the crew became old friends. She knew them all by their names.
13:24So that sad day when it was decommissioned in 1997 was, for her,
13:28it really was a bereavement.
13:31I didn't know, and your book tells us,
13:34that she had offered to get rid of it much earlier on.
13:38Yes, there was a financial crisis in the late 60s,
13:41and she did say to the government of the day,
13:43look, we've all got to do our bit.
13:45I'm happy to surrender the yacht if it helps.
13:47And actually, the government said, well, actually, it won't help,
13:50so you hang on to it.
13:51But, no, she was a realist.
13:53I mean, she never asked for another one when they got rid of it.
13:56I mean, she can't. It was a political decision to build it.
13:59It was taken by a Labour government, actually, of Clement Attlee,
14:02and that's the way it was.
14:05But, I mean, she went all round the world on it
14:07shortly before it was retired.
14:10It sailed its one millionth mile while the Queen was on board,
14:13and she went down to the engine room and cut a ribbon and cut a cake.
14:17And, of course, the one person who was very cross about it going,
14:20didn't want it to go whenever she'd offered it,
14:23was Prince Philip, wasn't he?
14:25Well, I mean, for him, you know, as a former distinguished sailor,
14:29you know, he was his sort of last link, if you like.
14:32It was the one sort of ship where he could go up to the bridge
14:34and sort of take charge, and he loved it.
14:37He played a very key role, actually, in designing it.
14:40He made lots of sort of little changes to the design and the colour scheme.
14:44It's very hard to work out, with the two of them,
14:47what Philip was very much in charge of
14:50and what she didn't make an argument about
14:54if he said something was going to happen.
14:56Can you explain that?
14:57Well, it was a tricky one,
14:59because here was this classic kind of wartime man of action,
15:02and they married soon after the war,
15:05and suddenly, when she became Queen,
15:07he was, you know, walking two paces behind,
15:10and all the key decisions about the running of the country
15:13went straight to the Queen,
15:15and he wasn't allowed to even, you know, look inside the red boxes.
15:18So, to sort of balance that,
15:20she was very keen to sort of give him his lead in private matters,
15:24so he was allowed to decide where the children went to school.
15:28She put him in charge of all the royal estates
15:30as soon as she became Queen.
15:31She had quite a lot on her plate.
15:33He was very much...
15:35Behind closed doors, he was head of the family,
15:37but obviously in public, she's head of the family.
15:40And I'm not sure we know the total detail
15:43of that extraordinary childhood and his need to be resourceful.
15:48Yes, I mean, here's someone whose mother was taken off
15:52to a sanatorium when he was a little boy,
15:54and he didn't see her for nearly ten years.
15:57And they had no money, did they?
15:59By royal standards, they were pretty poor.
16:01I mean, he was incredibly royal.
16:03I mean, his great-aunt was the last tsarina.
16:05The last tsar was his great-uncle.
16:07You know, he was related to pretty much every royal family in Europe,
16:10but his father was the youngest son, and, yeah,
16:13he inherited from his father, I think,
16:15he inherited a hairbrush and a suit.
16:17And during school holidays,
16:20he was sort of trying to find someone to stay with.
16:23Yeah, he would sometimes...
16:25He'd be sent off to sort of stay with a relative
16:27on the other side of Europe.
16:29He was a young man, aged ten or 12,
16:31and was expected to find his way to Italy.
16:33At one point, he went all the way to visit,
16:35stay with his cousin, the King of Romania.
16:37Robert Hardeman. Thank you.
16:39APPLAUSE
16:42And, Rex, we've got numbers.
16:44Yeah, far less impressive than hearing about the King of Romania,
16:47but you could have said nine times ten is 90,
16:51add the one for 91,
16:53four times two is eight,
16:55times those together for 728,
16:58and take away the 50,
17:00and you get to 678.
17:02APPLAUSE
17:06Ian, your letters.
17:08May I get a consonant, please, Rachel?
17:11Thank you, Ian. R.
17:13And a vowel.
17:15E.
17:17And another vowel.
17:19O.
17:20A consonant.
17:22M.
17:24S.
17:26Another consonant.
17:29R.
17:31A vowel.
17:33A.
17:35A consonant, please.
17:37T.
17:39And a final consonant, please.
17:42A final D.
17:44Let's play Countdown.
17:54MUSIC PLAYS
18:16Ian?
18:17Seven.
18:18Will? Seven as well.
18:20Ian? Smarter.
18:22Will? Smartered.
18:24Yes.
18:26Robert Hartman.
18:28Well, I got a Royal 1 Czar for four,
18:30but then I moved up to mortar for six.
18:32Good. Yes, and actually, there is a verb,
18:34so you could put the ED at the end and have mortared for eight.
18:38And another eight is roadster.
18:41Either the open-top car with two seats or a road bike.
18:44Robert, when you were at school, did the teachers wear mortarboards?
18:49I can't remember.
18:51It's that long ago.
18:53It's that long ago, I'm afraid.
18:55Will, your letters.
18:57A consonant, please, Rachel.
18:59Thank you, Will. S.
19:01And again, please.
19:03G.
19:04And a third.
19:06R.
19:07One more.
19:09F.
19:10And a vowel, please.
19:12U.
19:13And again.
19:14A.
19:15And a third, please.
19:17O.
19:19And a fourth, please.
19:21A.
19:22And a consonant, please.
19:24Lastly, G.
19:25Off you go.
19:49MUSIC PLAYS
19:57Will.
19:58Five.
19:59Ian.
20:00Yeah, same, five.
20:01Will.
20:02Frogs.
20:04Frogs over here.
20:06Any advance on five, Robert?
20:08No, five, sugar.
20:10Susie.
20:11There is a six there, agoras,
20:13which in ancient times were open spaces,
20:16so if you're agoraphobic, you are fearful of open spaces.
20:20But agoras will give you a six.
20:22Thanks, Susie.
20:23Numbers for you, Ian.
20:25I'll get two large numbers again, please, and four small.
20:28You're not gambling, keeping your cool, sticking with what you like.
20:31Good.
20:32Two large, four little.
20:34Coming up.
20:35And they are two, nine, four, and three.
20:38And the large ones, 75 and 25.
20:41And your target, 853.
20:44853.
20:46MUSIC PLAYS
21:15MUSIC STOPS
21:17Ian.
21:18853.
21:19Will.
21:20853.
21:21Good.
21:22Ian.
21:23Nine plus two is 11.
21:25Yep.
21:26Times 75.
21:28Is 825.
21:30Add on the 25 and the three.
21:32Yeah, nice, friendly target for that selection.
21:35Will.
21:36I took a more difficult route.
21:3875 minus 25 is 50.
21:40Yep.
21:41Two times four is eight.
21:43Eight.
21:44Add on the nine to make 17.
21:47Yep.
21:48Times that by 50 for 850.
21:50850.
21:51And add on the three.
21:52Nicely done.
21:53Well done, Ian.
21:54Well done, both of you.
21:55APPLAUSE
21:57Second teaser coming up.
21:59Late turf, late turf, and the clue,
22:02I'll have a bet that you're in a state of excitement.
22:05I'll have a bet that you're in a state of excitement.
22:09See you in a minute.
22:11MUSIC
22:19APPLAUSE
22:26Welcome back. I left you with the clue,
22:29I'll have a bet that you're in a state of excitement.
22:32And the answer is a flutter.
22:35The score's 40-57.
22:39Will, it's your letters.
22:41Thank you, Anne. Consonant, please.
22:43Thank you, Will. T.
22:45And again, please.
22:47S.
22:48And the third.
22:50N.
22:51And the fourth, please.
22:53G.
22:54Vowel, please.
22:56I.
22:57And again.
22:58E.
22:59And another one.
23:01U.
23:02A consonant, please.
23:04M.
23:06And the final vowel, please.
23:08And a final A.
23:10Start the clock.
23:12MUSIC
23:38MUSIC
23:42Will.
23:43Eight.
23:44Ian.
23:45Eight.
23:46Will.
23:47Steaming.
23:48Ian.
23:49Mangiest.
23:50Yeah, both very good.
23:51Stop writing, Robert.
23:5330 seconds is over.
23:55I think a tsunami.
23:57Oh, very nice. Yeah.
23:59Yeah, and augments.
24:01We'll give you another eight.
24:03Ian, your letters.
24:05Have a consonant, please, Rachel.
24:07Ian.
24:08T.
24:09And a vowel.
24:11O.
24:12And another vowel.
24:14E.
24:16A consonant.
24:18W.
24:19Another consonant.
24:21N.
24:23Another consonant.
24:25R.
24:27A vowel.
24:29E.
24:31Another vowel.
24:33A.
24:35A consonant, please.
24:37Lastly, B.
24:39Off you go.
24:41MUSIC
25:05MUSIC
25:10Ian.
25:11Mr Six.
25:12Will.
25:13Six as well.
25:14Ian.
25:15Banter.
25:16Will.
25:17Boater.
25:18Robert.
25:19Sort of semi-royal, but baronet.
25:21Sir Dennis Thatcher.
25:22Yeah, that is good.
25:23Yes.
25:24Six is otherwise.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Thank you.
25:27And over to you, Susie.
25:29Thanks, Anne.
25:30Would you ever describe your hair colour as auburn?
25:33It is a reddish brown.
25:35It was brighter than it is now.
25:37I will tell you the history about auburn.
25:39Great.
25:40It is quite surprising.
25:42It is a reddish brown, isn't it?
25:44We almost exclusively use it now for hair.
25:46I don't think we really talk about anything else being auburn.
25:49It has always been connected with colour.
25:51But originally it meant a very, very different colour indeed.
25:54Because ultimately it goes back to the Latin albus,
25:57which meant white.
25:59And that led to an adjective which was alburnus,
26:02which for the Romans meant off-white.
26:04So it was a kind of sort of creamy yellow colour, I suppose.
26:07And when English got it from Old French, it was spelled a-u-b-o-r-n-e.
26:13And it didn't refer to the shade of reddish brown that we know today,
26:16but again to this yellowish white colour.
26:18So quite blonde, if you think about it in terms of hair.
26:21Quite a white blonde.
26:22Very fair indeed.
26:23But if you have got the a-u-b-o-r-n-e,
26:27it looks a little bit like brown.
26:29And in fact it was confused with the French for brown brun.
26:33And eventually it morphed into a completely different understanding altogether,
26:37which was the brown and the reddish brown that we know today.
26:40So very, very pale beginnings compared with its modern meaning.
26:44But albus, that Latin word,
26:46that gave us lots and lots of different words in English.
26:49So it gave us albion, which was the old word for England.
26:53And that was due to the White Cliffs of Dover.
26:56So the colour white was its symbol.
26:58It gave us albino.
26:59It gave us the albumen of an egg, which was the egg whites.
27:02And of course it gave us the album.
27:05And the album in classical times, for the Romans at least, was a board.
27:08And it was chalk white.
27:09Again, the white comes into play here.
27:11And on it would be printed public notices
27:14and they would be inscribed in black.
27:17And that word was revived in the 16th century
27:20where scholars, for example, would keep an album amicorum,
27:24which meant a collection of colleagues' signatures.
27:27And then album moved to mean book with blank or white leaves
27:31meant to collect signatures and other souvenirs.
27:34In other words, very like an autograph album.
27:36And Samuel Johnson in his dictionary defined it as
27:39a book in which foreigners have long been accustomed
27:41to insert autographs of celebrated people.
27:44Album became the word for, you know,
27:47a place where you would keep photographs in 1859, I think,
27:51so quite early on.
27:53And then the 1950s, it was applied to the gramophone records
27:57that we know today, the albums that we love,
27:59because the sleeves that they came in
28:02resembled these large white tablets used in Roman times.
28:05Gosh, thank you, Susie.
28:07You're welcome.
28:135471.
28:15Anyone's game still?
28:17Will, your letters.
28:19Have a consonant, please, Rachel.
28:20Thank you, Will. D.
28:22And another, please.
28:24H.
28:25And a third.
28:27M.
28:28And a fourth.
28:30P.
28:31Vowel, please.
28:33E.
28:34And again.
28:36E.
28:37And a third, please.
28:39I.
28:41A consonant, please.
28:43N.
28:45And a final vowel, please.
28:47A final A.
28:49Time starts now.
28:52xylophone plays
28:56xylophone plays
29:21Ian?
29:22Six.
29:23Will?
29:24Six as well.
29:26Ian?
29:27Median.
29:28Will?
29:29Dampen.
29:30Can you have dampened?
29:32Um, you would... You could...
29:34Oh, no, you need two Ds.
29:35You've got the two Es, but you'd need the two Ds.
29:37Of course you would.
29:38Sorry.
29:39I knew that.
29:40Robert?
29:41A couple of sixes.
29:43Dampen as well.
29:44And Medina.
29:46Very good.
29:47There are a couple of sevens there as well.
29:49Pinhead.
29:50Um, and also mehendi, which, um, in India
29:53is part of a sacred ritual before a wedding
29:55of applying temporary henna tattoos.
29:58Thanks, Susie.
29:59Ian?
30:00Come on.
30:01Your letters.
30:03May I have a consonant, please, Rachel?
30:05Thank you, Ian.
30:06R.
30:07And another.
30:09T.
30:10A vowel.
30:12O.
30:13A consonant.
30:15R.
30:17Another vowel.
30:19E.
30:21A consonant.
30:23L.
30:25A vowel.
30:27I.
30:29A consonant.
30:31P.
30:33And a final consonant, please.
30:35A final L.
30:37Good luck.
30:49MUSIC PLAYS
31:08Ian?
31:09Seven.
31:10Good.
31:11Will?
31:12I'll try a seven as well, then.
31:13OK.
31:14Ian?
31:15Polita.
31:16Yeah, I've got polita as well.
31:19Robert?
31:20A six, I'm afraid.
31:21Toiler.
31:22Yes, a single eight that we could find as well.
31:25Portlier.
31:26Oh, yeah.
31:27Penultimate round.
31:29Will, you're doing very well.
31:32Your numbers.
31:33Can I have one large, five small, please, Rachel?
31:36Yeah, it's not over yet, but this could take you over the line
31:39to defeat our champion.
31:40Let's see. You're hoping for an easy one.
31:42They are...
31:43Ten, five, three, four,
31:47two and 75.
31:49And your target.
31:51625.
31:53625.
31:55MUSIC PLAYS
32:17MUSIC STOPS
32:27Will?
32:28625.
32:29Good. Ian?
32:30No, 624.
32:31Will?
32:3275 plus 3 is 78.
32:3578.
32:3610 minus 2 is 8.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Times them together for 624, I hope.
32:41It is.
32:42And 5 minus 4 is 1.
32:43Well done.
32:44That is voluntarily over the line.
32:46Wow.
32:50It is the final round.
32:52The scores are 67-94.
32:57Ian has had six games
33:00and I think this is the first time
33:03that your opponent has been that far ahead of you, isn't it?
33:07Yeah.
33:08Done very well.
33:09Yeah, good game.
33:11Never mind. Fingers on buzzers.
33:15Please reveal today's Countdown Conundrum.
33:31Ian?
33:32Is it Techiest?
33:33Let's have a look.
33:35APPLAUSE
33:41That's a very good finale to you.
33:43Thank you for being here.
33:45You've been a great sport every time I've teased you,
33:48although I haven't been able to describe your outfit
33:52as something other.
33:55I've had a great time. It's been a fantastic time here, yeah.
33:58Awesome.
33:59Good. You've been a great competitor.
34:01Will, congratulations.
34:03Thank you, Anne. Thank you.
34:04We'll see you again tomorrow.
34:05We shall.
34:06Susie, thank you.
34:07Thank you.
34:08Robert Hardman, thank you very much.
34:10Thank you.
34:11It's a shame to lose Ian.
34:12He's had some great stories, from lederhosen to cows
34:15to climbing up the Alps,
34:16and there's clearly a bit of sexual tension between you two,
34:19so we're going to miss him in the studio.
34:21Listen, any port in a storm.
34:23LAUGHTER
34:25Thank you for watching. Bye.
34:27APPLAUSE
34:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE