Nương Tử Nhà Ta Không Dễ Chọc Tập 22 Vietsub
Nương Tử Nhà Ta Không Dễ Chọc Tập 22 Vietsub
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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30My Girlfriend is an Alien
01:01Episode 07
01:10Cheers!
01:15Great!
01:16Finally, we can settle down.
01:19By the way,
01:20why don't we get married together?
01:25Oh, yes.
01:27Just like what's written in the novel.
01:30We don't want to be born on the same day,
01:34but we want to get married on the same day.
01:37Yes, yes, yes.
01:40Lu,
01:41when will you and my cousin get married?
01:44Let me and Ruoxi prepare for it.
01:49Not yet.
01:50My parents haven't come back yet.
01:52Wait.
01:53Don't tell me your parents don't know
01:56the marriage between you and An Ding's family?
01:59Not only that,
02:00they don't know that
02:02Lin Qingqiu and I are together again.
02:05What?
02:07I don't even know where they are.
02:11But it doesn't matter.
02:13It's time for them to come back.
02:16How can it be too late?
02:18What if they don't agree
02:20with your marriage with Prince?
02:23No way.
02:24Why not?
02:27If it wasn't for my cousin,
02:29how could you run away from home for more than a year?
02:32I heard that
02:33my cousin went to see your parents
02:36just to find you.
02:38But he was stopped outside the house
02:40and didn't even go in.
02:44Then
02:45your parents must have a grudge against Prince.
02:49They won't disagree with your marriage
02:51with Prince, right?
02:55It's hard to say.
02:58Then
02:59what does your parents like?
03:05I really don't know.
03:07But
03:09when they were traveling in Jiangnan,
03:12they praised a hero.
03:18No.
03:19I'm too sleepy.
03:20I'm going to sleep.
03:26Hurry up.
03:36Why are you still awake?
03:38Don't bother us.
03:39Go to sleep.
03:40We'll be back soon.
03:50Okay.
04:15Sir, Miss Lu.
04:16Your brother wrote you a letter.
04:20This brat
04:21finally knows how to write me a letter.
04:27What did he write?
04:29Sister,
04:30I'm glad to see your letter.
04:31My parents and I
04:33were abducted by bad guys
04:35a few days ago in Western Loulan.
04:38But three years ago,
04:39the hero who saved my parents in Jiangnan
04:42saved us again.
04:44My parents said
04:45it was fate
04:47and praised him.
04:50They also praised him for his righteousness
04:52and his wisdom.
04:54They said he must be like you.
04:57So they arranged a marriage for you.
05:00Now,
05:01I'm waiting for my brother-in-law's answer.
05:09My parents and I
05:10will go back to the capital soon.
05:12You should get ready, too.
05:14My brother,
05:15Du Nan.
05:17I'm going to the capital with my parents.
05:19Du Nan.
05:21The hero.
05:22It sounds like
05:23he's a good match for Mr. Painter.
05:37Lu,
05:38what are you going to do?
05:41What else can I do?
05:46If it doesn't work,
05:48I'll get married.
05:54I'm kidding.
05:56As long as I don't agree,
05:57my parents can't do anything to me.
06:02The biggest wish of parents in the world
06:04is to wish their children
06:06to be happy.
06:08If I hurt you before,
06:11your parents
06:12won't forgive me easily.
06:15I must rely on myself
06:16to win Uncle Lu's
06:17and Aunt Lu's approval
06:19and agree with our marriage.
06:21Trust me.
06:29Come on.
06:30This way, please.
06:31This way, please.
06:37This way, please.
06:42Come on.
06:43Sir,
06:44Du Nan.
06:45A pot of sichuan peppercorns.
06:46A plate of Eight Treasures Duck.
06:47And some side dishes.
06:48Okay.
06:49Go.
06:51Every time I go back to the capital,
06:53I have to eat
06:54the Eight Treasures Duck first.
06:55I don't even want to go back to the mansion.
06:57I just want to eat it.
07:00I don't know
07:01when my sister will come back.
07:02I brought her
07:03the most popular toy in the Western Regions.
07:05Dad, Mom, look.
07:06It's shiny.
07:11Look at the Western Regions.
07:12It's just a rare thing.
07:14It's just a little expensive.
07:16It's worth a lot of money.
07:20Sir.
07:21A pot of sichuan peppercorns.
07:23Eight Treasures Duck.
07:24Aren't you
07:25the boss of the wonton shop?
07:27Yes, it's me.
07:28I have a lot of profits.
07:29So I opened a chain shop.
07:32Yes, yes, yes.
07:40Sir.
07:42What are you doing?
07:43This is the money for two tables of rice.
07:45Go.
07:46Who is this young man?
07:47Congratulations.
07:50Hello, three of you.
07:51Thank you.
07:52Hello, brother.
07:53But we didn't ask you
07:54to pay the money.
07:56I can make friends
07:57when I go out.
07:58I'm Fu Wenyuan.
08:01Little brother.
08:02Your doll
08:03is very beautiful.
08:05May I ask
08:06if you are also from the capital?
08:08I am a merchant in Jinzhou.
08:09I came to the capital
08:10to visit the richest family.
08:12The Ye family.
08:15To tell you the truth,
08:16our Lu's Chamber of Commerce
08:18is one of a kind in the capital.
08:20If there is a chance,
08:21we can communicate with each other.
08:23Lu?
08:25It's the one who can run and jump.
08:27This Lu.
08:30I see.
08:32Master Lu, Mrs. Lu.
08:33I still have something to do.
08:34I'll leave first.
08:36I'll visit you another day.
08:38Take care, Mr. Fu.
08:39Take care.
08:43Dad.
08:45He is also a rich merchant in Jinzhou.
08:46Why don't you talk to him?
08:49He is not from Jinzhou.
08:50He is not a merchant.
08:52Then who is he?
08:54A nobleman from the Western Regions.
08:56How do you know?
08:58Isn't the Western Regions
08:59already...
09:00Isn't it already
09:02destroyed?
09:04My silly son.
09:05You have to learn
09:06how to look at people.
09:07Come on.
09:08Sit down.
09:09Baby, come and sit down.
09:10Are you hungry?
09:11Come on, sit down and eat.
09:14Pour the wine.
09:32Yingying.
09:33I've been looking for it over there for a long time,
09:35but I didn't find the right one.
09:37How about
09:39we just find one?
09:41How can that work?
09:42We have to find someone
09:44to replace Uncle Lu and Aunt Lu
09:46and let my cousin practice in advance.
09:49What if he gets angry?
09:52I don't care if he's angry.
09:54That's what my aunt meant.
09:58I'm full.
09:59Let's go for a walk.
10:02Over there.
10:03How about the three people over there?
10:05This one looks good.
10:06Look.
10:08Do you like it?
10:09Let's go.
10:11I like it.
10:14Baby, don't move
10:15if you don't buy it.
10:20What's your name?
10:22It doesn't matter.
10:24Here's ten taels of silver.
10:26I hope you can
10:27cooperate with us.
10:29Would you like to?
10:34Anyway,
10:35just cooperate with us.
10:37We won't charge you.
10:39So
10:40your cousin is a tough guy.
10:43Have you heard of Jinzhou serial murder case?
10:45Did he kill those people?
10:47He killed the murderer.
10:49How did he do it?
10:52He cut his hand with a knife
10:53and cut it into four pieces.
10:58Have you heard of Guihua murder case
11:00which has been unsolvable for ten years
11:01in Ningdong and Dalin?
11:03He's a ghost?
11:04No.
11:05He's the enemy of the ghost.
11:07No matter what kind of ghost or snake god
11:09meets him,
11:10he can't escape from his palm.
11:13Is he a human or a ghost?
11:15Anyway,
11:16no matter he's a human or a ghost,
11:18what you should do
11:19is to show
11:20the spirit of your parents-in-law.
11:21If you have any tricks,
11:23just show them.
11:26Yes.
11:27Don't be afraid.
11:29Just pretend that
11:30you're the lord and madam
11:31of Lu's Mansion.
11:33Lu's Mansion?
11:35That's right.
11:37Yes.
11:38That's the feeling.
11:39Well done.
11:41Cousin.
11:43Sir.
11:44I've found some people
11:45to practice with you.
11:51Uncle, aunt,
11:52please sit down.
11:53Well done.
11:56I didn't serve tea.
11:57This is the first time
11:58you meet your parents-in-law.
11:59You should
12:00serve tea to them.
12:03You're right, sir.
12:12Uncle, please have some tea.
12:14Thank you.
12:16Aunt.
12:17Put it there.
12:18Yes.
12:24I'm Lin Qingqiu.
12:25No.
12:26Sir.
12:27You should say
12:28you're the lord
12:29of An's Mansion.
12:30In this way,
12:31you can show
12:32your identity.
12:35Lei Yu.
12:36This is uncle Lu,
12:38aunt Lu
12:39and brother Lu.
12:40I know.
12:41I invited them
12:42to come here.
12:43But, sir,
12:44they came here
12:45very quickly.
12:48Lai Butou.
12:49Are you going to look for the street?
12:51This is Jinzhou.
12:53Why should I look for the street?
12:54Dad.
12:55Mom.
12:56Come on.
12:57Sister.
12:58Sister.
12:59Brat.
13:00Long time no see.
13:02Mom.
13:03Come here.
13:04How is it?
13:05Come here.
13:08Dad, mom.
13:09I miss you so much.
13:11Ruoxi told me
13:12about your plan.
13:13I like her.
13:14It seems right.
13:16Mr. Cangwei did a good job.
13:18You're all actors.
13:19I want to learn from you.
13:21Actors?
13:23Dad, mom.
13:24What are you talking about?
13:25I don't understand.
13:26Lu.
13:27Let me tell you.
13:28Someone wants to pay 10 taels of silver.
13:30So we two
13:31will act with them.
13:32We can rehearse.
13:34How can we fool
13:35father-in-law and mother-in-law?
13:36The silver is good.
13:39It's really hot.
13:41Uncle.
13:42Aunt.
13:43Actually, I...
13:44Lu.
13:45Go home with me.
13:47Mom.
13:48Qingqiu doesn't know about this.
13:52Mom.
13:56Mom.
14:02Be careful.
14:05Be careful.
14:07Shiya.
14:08Move the table here.
14:09Hurry up.
14:10Okay.
14:27My lord.
14:30My lord.
14:31Bad news.
14:32Mr. Lu is choosing
14:33Lu for Miss Lu.
14:34What?
14:36Proposal.
14:40Sir.
14:41It's cold outside.
14:57Let's go.
14:58Hurry up.
15:03Nan.
15:04Come here.
15:08Nan.
15:10Come here.
15:18What are you doing outside?
15:20It's so noisy.
15:22Dad and mom are preparing
15:23a talent show for you.
15:24What?
15:26Do you want me
15:27to open the door for you?
15:29You deserve to be a member of my family.
15:31Clever.
15:32Dad and mom gave me
15:33five taels of silver
15:34to keep an eye on you.
15:36You're so greedy.
15:38I'll give you
15:39twenty taels.
15:40Give me.
15:45Here you are.
15:48Why do you give it to me?
15:50Go open the lock.
15:53The lock was blocked by dad and mom.
15:58It seems that dad and mom
15:59knew that
16:00you would be bribed by me.
16:02So they didn't leave a way out.
16:05The way to do business
16:06is to be honest.
16:08The reputation of my family
16:09can't be questioned.
16:13Do you have a way?
16:14Yes.
16:21I have a way.
16:36Good boy.
16:37Good boy.
16:42My greatest wish
16:44is to make Lu'er happy.
16:47So the selection
16:48is divided into three levels.
16:50The first level is to win Fang Xin.
16:52Who can make the girls
16:53on the stage laugh?
16:55He wins
16:56this level.
16:58Good.
17:00Good.
17:01Good.
17:08Start.
17:12Sit down.
17:23The first level is to win Fang Xin.
17:26Who can make the girls on the stage
17:27laugh?
17:30He wins
17:31this level.
17:38Go down.
17:39Go down.
17:40Go down.
17:42Go down.
17:43Go down.
17:45It seems that
17:46Master Lu has arranged it.
17:47It's not easy
17:48to make the girls on the stage
17:49laugh.
17:50Next.
17:57Good.
17:58Good.
18:02He saved us
18:03a while ago.
18:04Wang Zhenyun.
18:07It's really him.
18:08What a coincidence.
18:35Good.
18:36Good.
18:37Good.
18:38Even if there are peach blossoms,
18:39I will avoid them.
18:40But I will take one
18:41and put it in my heart.
18:45Give me a chance
18:46to protect you
18:47for the rest of my life.
18:50Good.
18:51Good.
18:52Good.
18:53Good.
18:54Good.
18:55Good.
18:56Good.
18:57Good.
18:58Good.
18:59Good.
19:00Good.
19:01It seems that Master Lu
19:02is very satisfied
19:03with Wang Zhenyun.
19:07Young Warrior Huang,
19:08you are really awesome.
19:12Who is he?
19:13Yes.
19:14Why is he doing that?
19:16Why is he holding a box?
19:17Yes.
19:18What's in it?
19:19Who is he?
19:20I don't understand.
19:22I didn't see it clearly.
19:23Lu Guo wonton stall.
19:24I bought
19:25your favorite
19:26fried wonton specially for you.
19:27What is this?
19:29Is he here
19:30to participate in the competition?
19:31What?
19:32What?
19:33How can he participate in the competition?
19:34Eat it.
19:35Eat it while it's hot.
19:36Don't let it get cold.
19:48It's raining heavily.
19:49We can't go shopping
19:50in this weather.
19:51But I haven't eaten
19:52in order to
19:53eat more delicious food.
19:57Greedy.
20:06There is a wonton stall here.
20:07Do you want to eat wonton?
20:13Take it.
20:16Be careful.
20:17Boss,
20:18I want a fried wonton.
20:19Fried wonton?
20:20Okay.
20:26Here you are.
20:28Take care.
20:32Be careful.
20:36Be careful.
20:44I bought you
20:45a fried wonton specially
20:46for you.
20:47Try it.
20:50And
20:51I asked the shopkeeper
20:52for some hot soup.
20:53Drink some
20:54to warm up your body.
21:05Here you are.
21:20A little trick.
21:22You have to make her laugh
21:23to win.
21:26I have
21:27a girl in my heart.
21:29How can I
21:30make her happy?
21:32If I don't care about
21:33her feelings for the competition,
21:34even if I win the competition,
21:36I will lose her heart.
21:38What's the point?
21:41He is right.
21:42He is right.
21:43He is right.
21:44He is right.
21:45He is right.
21:46Rules are rules.
21:47Lin Qingqiu ignores
21:48the rules of the competition.
21:49He will lose
21:50this round.
21:52The winner of
21:53today's competition
21:54is
21:55Wang Zhenyun.
21:56Good.
21:57Good.
21:58Good.
21:59Good.
22:00The second competition
22:01will be held tomorrow.
22:05Don't worry.
22:07I will do my best
22:08in the competition tomorrow.
22:35She is so beautiful.
22:38Maybe
22:39I can find a good topic.
22:42Miss,
22:43do you want to buy a fan?
22:45This fan
22:46is so beautiful.
22:47Miss, buy one.
22:48I will buy one.
22:50Here you are.
22:51Take it.
23:05Take a look.
23:08This is so beautiful.
23:09So beautiful.
23:16So beautiful.
23:17So beautiful.
23:19So beautiful.
23:21So beautiful.
23:26Thank you.
23:30Nice drawing.
23:31I will get a degree
23:32in the School of Art.
23:33It's a waste of talent.
23:36I'm flattered.
23:38I just want to make everyone smile.
23:41Draw one for me, too.
23:43Draw a beautiful one.
23:47Miss, I only draw double, not single.
23:53Not single? Why?
24:01No, no.
24:03Huh?
24:34It's done.
24:41Wow, it looks so real.
24:49Why is it always you?
24:52Maybe it's fate.
24:57Miss, I only draw double.
24:59I told you to draw me.
25:01Why did you draw someone irrelevant?
25:04I'm afraid I'm not good at drawing.
25:06Thank you.
25:19It's normal for lovers to quarrel.
25:23Why don't you draw a man for him?
25:27Who is a man?
25:33Why did you put it away?
25:36I want to hang it up and hang it on the wall.
25:41No, tear mine.
25:44I paid for it.
25:47Give it back to me.
25:52Stop.
25:54I asked someone to draw it.
25:56Give it back to me.
26:03Give it back to me.
26:14Don't move.
26:24You're still injured.
26:27You'll be in trouble if I see you again.
26:30If you could be a little more obedient,
26:33you wouldn't be like this.
26:35How dare you say that?
26:39Stop it.
26:41If you fall down again, you can't blame me.
26:44It's really a whirlwind of feng shui.
26:53Go.
27:14Lin Jingqiu, you're so bold.
27:17You dare to catch a monster on the mountain alone.
27:19Now you're done.
27:21Lu, if it weren't for you,
27:24I would have been caught by the monster.
27:27There's no monster.
27:32You insisted on going up the mountain to practice martial arts.
27:36He mistook me for a monster.
27:38I was so scared that I carried you down.
27:40Now,
27:42we're even.
27:49Lu Yuan is over there.
27:51Put me down.
28:03You're leaving just like that?
28:11Thank you for saving me.
28:13I will set up a memorial tablet for you at home.
28:16Every first and fifteenth of the lunar month,
28:18I will bathe you with incense.
28:22Remember to rub your feet with ointment when you go back.
28:24Otherwise, your feet will hurt tomorrow.
28:28Go to bed.
28:30Mr. Lin.
28:35Mr. Lin and Miss Lu are really enemies.
28:38They say they dislike each other,
28:40but in fact, no one can tell them apart.
29:07Mr. Lin.
29:38Who is it?
29:42I was just passing by.
29:44Come in.
29:54Yin Yin,
29:56are you testing your murderous intent?
30:07Yin Yin.
30:13Now I know
30:15what's different about these knives.
30:18Yin Yin,
30:20today is Qixue Festival.
30:23So what?
30:25Every year at this time,
30:27our government
30:28makes glutinous rice cakes
30:29and distributes them to the poor.
30:31But this year,
30:33there are too many cases and we don't have enough people.
30:35So I want to invite you to make glutinous rice cakes together.
30:39We can make it with mung bean filling.
30:41We can also make it with red bean filling.
30:42We can also make it with plum filling.
30:43If you don't think it's enough,
30:44we can also...
30:53You...
30:54Why are you holding this?
30:58Don't look at me like that.
31:00Yin Yin.
31:05Xiao Chen,
31:06Xiao Xu.
31:10Do you know
31:12sometimes living people
31:14are really talkative.
31:16It's really troublesome.
31:19You...
31:20What do you mean?
31:25What did you say?
31:31You too?
31:34You like her?
31:36Why don't you
31:37let her cook for you?
31:42I'm going to make glutinous rice cakes.
31:52Let's go over there.
31:53Let's go over there.
32:01Thank you.
32:07I didn't expect you to be so talented in making glutinous rice cakes.
32:12This is much easier than dissecting a corpse.
32:19Don't move.
32:20Let me see.
32:22Here it comes.
32:28Okay.
32:29I'm not that delicate.
32:35Miss Gong.
32:37Can I ask you a question?
32:42Why do you have so many questions every day?
32:46Do you hate me?
32:50Huh?
32:54Then why did you give me body oil?
32:59What?
33:00You don't like it?
33:01Who would like it?
33:02How can you give me
33:03such a thing so casually?
33:06I was just teasing you.
33:09Do you really think
33:10I use body oil
33:11on those corpses every day?
33:14Body oil
33:15is just a kind of body oil.
33:17It's good for the skin.
33:25Here.
33:47I will give it to you.
33:48Thanks.
34:17就算重返寂寞 不像是爱过 就算重返寂寞 不像是爱过
34:24记忆不再更新 停止你的消息 记忆不再更新 停止你的消息
34:31选择忘记 全是故意 选择忘记 全是故意
34:37试过接受蹉跎 假装比你洒脱
34:44干脆闭上眼睛 不看那个我
34:51知道快分不清 爱你是真是戏
34:57骗过了时间 骗不过自己
35:03我想我会明白 不会再去依赖
35:10只能在记忆里 去画爱我的一个名
35:17这离别太儿戏 道别都没意义
35:24对爱懦弱的那个人不是我 是你
35:40试过接受蹉跎 假装比你洒脱
35:47干脆闭上眼睛 不看那个我
35:54知道快分不清 爱你是真是戏
36:01骗过了时间 骗不过自己
36:07骗过了时间 骗不过自己
36:14我想我会明白 不会再去依赖
36:21只能在记忆里 去画爱我的一个名
36:27触不到你的爱 该来的都未来
36:34这结局 比真相难猜 难猜
36:47我想我会明白 不会再去依赖
36:54只能在记忆里 去画爱我的一个名
37:00这离别太儿戏 道别都没意义
37:07对爱懦弱的那个人不是我 是你
37:20对爱懦弱的那个人不是我 是你
37:30是你