The Spooky Monster Known As 'Vacuum Cleaner': The Cat Vacuum Song

What is this thing
This evil thing
I see my human push
around the floor?
She plugs it in
And turns it on
It lets out a non-stop roar

I run and then I try to hide
Could this be my last day alive?

The vacuum cleaner
There’s nothing meaner
Curses on my arch nemesis
I want to hide
But I have my pride
I must fight it
Until it’s off the premises

You see this floor
Covered in fur?
I see you try to clean it,
Day and night
Your arms gets so tired
You hate wrapping up the wire
Get yourself a Roomba
I can use it as a ride

The vacuum cleaner
There’s nothing meaner
Curses on my arch nemesis
I want to hide
But I have my pride
I must fight it
Until it’s off the premises