I Accidentally Married A Billionaire#drama
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00:00Does she know I'm late?
00:07Not that big of an office, I'm sure she noticed.
00:10Why so late?
00:11Did you finally drop the jerk?
00:12He dropped me before I could.
00:14It was weird.
00:15Oh, don't let me interrupt.
00:19Please, share all your dating problems.
00:22I could remind you you should be working right now.
00:25Now you've finally joined us, you can prioritize this action item.
00:30Get an interview for the finance column with the Fletcher Group's CEO.
00:34This week.
00:35But he never does interviews.
00:37Like not ever since he took over as CEO.
00:39And why isn't this my interview anyways?
00:41I don't even care if he can speak English.
00:44Get the interview.
00:46Set it up.
00:47Or your upcoming performance review might be your last one.
00:55What a bitch.
00:57No, there's no way she can get it.
01:01She'll be out of here as soon as I tell my boss about her poor performance.
01:07No problem.
01:08I'm glad you found out she worked here.
01:12I wanted her gone a while anyway.
01:16Don't worry about it, Sally.
01:18Anyone messes with you, they mess with me.
01:27N.P.?
01:38You're late.
01:39I was about to leave.
01:41So this is your ex?
01:44What is this?
01:50It's over, darling.
01:51I wanted to tell you some other way, but-
01:53Are you cheating on me?
01:54While this stripper gives you a lap dance?
01:57You hick.
01:59My family owns half this city.
02:01Oh, that makes sense.
02:03It's over, darling.
02:04At least you won't have to worry about splitting the rent when you move in with her.
02:08Hey, I paid for some stuff.
02:10When?
02:11Did I miss something while I was paying for food, rent, your student loans, for years?
02:19How much?
02:22Hello?
02:23I said how much.
02:24Add it up.
02:25Right now, skank.
02:26When I think about all the things I had to do, supporting both of us...
02:35Thirty grand.
02:36Bullshit.
02:37I know the numbers.
02:40Here.
02:42Take it.
02:46Oh my god, you crazy bitch!
02:49What the fuck?
02:50Baby, wait!
02:55Could I get one more?
03:04Let's do it again.
03:06And hurry.
03:08Before my terminally single grandson gets here.
03:16Just war.
03:18Gran, are we really doing this again?
03:20Why shouldn't I drink?
03:23My grandson refuses to get married and finally give us an heir to the Fletcher Group company.
03:32What's the point of going on?
03:35Yeah, thanks so much for setting me up on yet another blind date.
03:40It's late.
03:42Let's go.
03:43Fine, I'll go.
03:46I'll go to hell.
03:48Gran, not this again.
03:51If you don't tell me you're getting married, I'm going to end it right here.
03:57He is.
04:00Right, honey? We are.
04:03I'm Darlene, Andy's fiancee.
04:07Oh, this is great.
04:09Well, that settles it. We have to celebrate.
04:12Three more, not waters.
04:15You going to play along for a while?
04:16It's just a contract after all.
04:19Sure, that's a decent proposal.
04:32Well, I finally got Gran in a car, but at least she's happy.
04:36She'll be watching us like a hawk for a while.
04:40Will you stay with me till then?
04:42All nighter.
04:44What did we do?
04:46We celebrated.
04:48Drank. A lot.
04:50But when City Hall's offices opened...
04:55We tied the knot.
04:59Oh my god, we actually did it.
05:02Oh, you weren't with someone. You didn't say...
05:05No, no, no. My ex-boyfriend is...
05:09dead.
05:11We can annul this right away.
05:12Hold on, no rush. I mean...
05:14Frankly, my Gran would kill me.
05:16And maybe herself if she found out we got divorced right away.
05:19We have to stay together for a bit.
05:21Look, don't drive.
05:23Take this. Call a cab.
05:27Lunch, anything. It's paid for.
05:29I'll call you later.
05:31Wait, what about the...
05:34divorce?
05:44Hey.
05:46I've been thinking about you.
05:47Funny.
05:49Listen, are you by any chance a billionaire?
05:51Uh-oh.
05:53Yeah, my secret's out, huh?
05:55Well, why didn't you say anything?
05:58I like the way you came to my rescue without knowing who I am.
06:01Why? Having second thoughts?
06:03Well, I barely had the chance for first thoughts.
06:06I can't believe I married Andy Fletcher, billionaire tycoon.
06:09Something wrong?
06:10No, listen.
06:12I hate to ask, but could you do me a favor?
06:15Anything.
06:17Just ask.
06:18I work at the Daily Brief, and they want...
06:21We want you for an interview.
06:23I know you don't like...
06:24Sure.
06:26Sure?
06:28I'll do you one better.
06:31So I take it you're still in the same clothes because you finally showed up to one of those blind dates.
06:35Can't be seen going around on dates, Owen.
06:38I'm sorry.
06:40I'm not going around on dates, Owen.
06:42I'm a married man.
06:51What?
06:52You're wasting my time.
06:54We got the interview.
06:57Oh, and by the way, he placed an offer to purchase the site.
07:08You got the interview.
07:10Five minutes.
07:11Sorry.
07:12That's bullshit.
07:13It's true.
07:14He says he has availability for us.
07:17For me.
07:20Hey!
07:22So, I just got off a call with Fletcher Group PR.
07:26How the hell did you manage to get time with Andrew Fletcher?
07:31No problem.
07:33Hey, that's my job, right?
07:36Amazing stuff.
07:38Yeah, his assistant's going to be calling to set up the time.
07:40So, yeah.
07:43So now that I got you the interview, is there anything else you need?
07:47Oh, sorry.
07:48What was that?
07:50You got the interview?
07:52Well, okay.
07:54Then you should be the one to interview him.
07:56Great job, darling.
07:58And it sounds like Mr. Fletcher is eager so we could be doing this as early as tomorrow.
08:04On it.
08:05I'll confirm.
08:07Oh, and Darlene, make sure you ask him about his offer to buy the brief.
08:12Of course, will do.
08:15You heard the boss.
08:16Get to it.
08:18We'll see if you can deliver.
08:20Then we'll see if you still have a job here.
08:26We'll just fucking see.
08:33Ready for your big moment?
08:35I think so.
08:37You'll be using these questions.
08:40But I've worked on mine all night.
08:41You proved them.
08:43Now I'm approving these.
08:45Stick to the script and do your job.
08:50Mr. Fletcher's here.
09:00Hello there.
09:07Well, thank you for joining us today and on such short notice.
09:11I'm excited to be here.
09:13I haven't done an interview in a while.
09:15Well, we're happy to have you.
09:17Shall we jump right in?
09:19Great.
09:22Everyone knows you're a notorious bachelor.
09:25But is there someone special in your life?
09:27What?
09:28This isn't slap gossip.
09:29What is she doing?
09:31I don't know.
09:32These aren't the approved questions.
09:34She's gone off script.
09:35Huh.
09:37We can ask another-
09:39No, it's fine, actually.
09:42Just recently, I got married.
09:45On the other hand-
09:50Well, thank you for coming today.
09:52My pleasure.
09:54Thank you for having me.
09:56Before you go, I do have to ask about your recent offer for the purchase of this very publication.
10:02Not just an offer.
10:04I was advised this morning that the purchase was accepted.
10:07It only makes sense that your audience should hear it here first.
10:11Holy shit!
10:12Is that true?
10:17May I ask why?
10:19Let's just say that I look forward to becoming more involved with the world outside my boardroom.
10:24Well, we look forward to that, too.
10:30Darlene!
10:32Oh, man!
10:33Fletcher had nothing but good things to say about you.
10:35And, I mean, that relationship question?
10:37Boy, did that pay off!
10:38I mean, great instincts!
10:40Thanks.
10:41I, uh, thought it was a risk worth taking.
10:44That's good.
10:45Oh.
10:46Yeah, you want to take a call?
10:47Yeah, go.
10:53Dad?
10:54Lean?
10:55What the hell do you think you're doing?
10:57What?
10:58I don't know what you're talking-
10:59You're in deep shit, girl.
11:00Get over here.
11:02I need to see you.
11:04But, Dad, I'm at work.
11:06Get over here now,
11:08or you'll never see your brother again.
11:14Leanie?
11:16Please help me.
11:24Daryl.
11:25I'm sorry, Leanie.
11:27He made me say it, I didn't-
11:28Shut up!
11:32So why the hell'd you break up with Zach, huh?
11:35He was cheating on me, Dad.
11:36He broke up with me before I could.
11:38I don't give a rat's ass.
11:40He was invested in your mama and me's online store idea.
11:44Now he's backing out.
11:46It's twenty grand.
11:48Gone.
11:49Come on, Dad.
11:50You really think you-
11:51Shut up!
11:52We fed you.
11:54We took care of you.
11:56This is how you repay us?
11:58Your father's right, Leanie.
12:00You've gotta take care of your folks.
12:02Look, I can send you more than usual this month.
12:05Oh, we're way past that.
12:08We're way past that.
12:14She's not at the office.
12:16They said she just left.
12:17Family emergency?
12:19Let me find out.
12:27You're gonna fix this, bro.
12:28You're gonna fix this for us.
12:30One second.
12:31Hello?
12:32Hey, hey!
12:33What are you doing?
12:34I was on the-
12:35Shut your whore mouth!
12:41We have to find her.
12:42Now.
12:45Hey, let me go!
12:46Nuh-uh!
12:47You're gonna help us whether you want to or not!
12:49We need the money!
12:52And there's plenty of ways to get it when you're a young woman.
12:56I want you to meet a friend of mine.
13:03She used the card for her cap.
13:05She went to the parent's home address.
13:07Let's go.
13:14There she is.
13:16You get her for an hour.
13:19And then we forget about what I owe on that last hockey game.
13:23Like it never happened.
13:25You're a shitty gambler, Hank.
13:28But you do have some good ideas to pay off your debt.
13:33Let me go!
13:34Help!
13:43Don't worry, baby.
13:45Mama treats you real nice.
13:49You know,
13:51you might even like him.
13:55Darlene!
14:03Are you okay?
14:04Hey man, she's mine.
14:05Who the hell do you think you-
14:06Who?
14:08I'm taking you home.
14:14I can't believe your parents would do this to you.
14:17This isn't the first time, but never again.
14:20You hear me, Dad?
14:21Never again!
14:23Let's go, I'm tired.
14:31Is she alright?
14:33I don't know how she could be.
14:36Those animals almost had her.
14:39How someone could do that to their own daughter.
14:45I want to know more about this family.
14:48The parents, especially.
14:49Maybe they didn't do this to their own daughter.
15:20Good morning.
15:44Good morning.
15:46Do you feel rested?
15:47As rested as someone can feel after their parents betrayed them.
15:50Well, you slept through the night.
15:52I didn't want to wake you.
15:53Is this your place?
15:55Yours now too.
15:57I want you here with me.
15:59I wanted to thank you.
16:01For saving me.
16:03You don't have to thank me for anything.
16:06I'll always-
16:07Oh good.
16:08The blushing bride is awake.
16:11I thought I might have to bring you breakfast in bed.
16:15Corinne, what are you doing here?
16:19You didn't have to make us anything.
16:21Nonsense.
16:22You know it always tastes better when I make it myself.
16:25Drink up.
16:29Welcome to the family.
16:32You two finish those while they're still cold.
16:35Andy, why don't you take Darlene to the master bedroom so she can freshen up?
16:45Make sure they're not disturbed.
16:48I think my special blend will keep them dizzy in there for a while.
16:54Freshly squeezed orange juice.
16:56A pinch of zest.
16:58A little MDM.
17:00Well, a little extra flavor.