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00:00GSM, the network for games.
00:04It's Password.
00:08It's Super Password.
00:12Our special guests this week
00:16from Scarecrow and Mrs. King,
00:20Martha Smith.
00:24And from Slim Cooking, Richard Smith.
00:28And the star of Super Password, Bert Convy.
00:44Hello everybody, thank you so much.
00:48Thank you.
00:52We have a wild and woolly group today, that's for sure.
00:56And in the audience as well.
01:00It's always great fun, welcome to Super Password,
01:04it's always great fun to have Richard here, but Martha, because he wakes everybody up forever.
01:08Well, during the breaks and everything, people don't know this at home, but the entire audience takes their clothes
01:12off, we do exercise classes in the nude.
01:16Gee, I'm going to stop going to my dressing room, I didn't know that.
01:20You can't imagine after exercise naked that you really can't eat too much.
01:24Not a pretty sight, is that it?
01:28This is lovely too, I always comment on what people wear, I don't know why, I guess we're all kind of
01:32interested in it. She painted this for her, and that was a little gift, isn't that lovely?
01:36Very, very smart. And speaking of that, which is lovely, you always wear white, don't you?
01:40Always. Yeah, I always wear white. How long ago did you start that? Five years ago.
01:44Why? I just feel good in it, and I travel a lot, and it's very easy just to pack four
01:48shirts and four pants, and I feel happy in it, and it's also great to
01:52lose weight, because you have to eat very delicately, so you don't drip anything on it.
01:56Great point, great point. Everything I have
02:00that's white is now black, because I have to dye it all the time. Take this and fix it, please.
02:04Not dye it, never mind, hold it, we'll fix that.
02:08Alive, dead, mortuary, no, body, body, body snatchers!
02:12The body snatchers! Hold it, hold it!
02:16Before we totally lose it, we're playing for
02:20$50,000 over there. Super fast.
02:24And we have
02:28two players patiently waiting to do that. We'll first start with Marcelle, who's only just arrived.
02:32Once again, tell us about yourself. My name is Marcelle Dutton, and I live in the San Fernando Valley.
02:36I have three wonderful stepchildren, Lisa, Steve
02:40and Michael, and a great husband, Bob. And I'm an independent truck driver.
02:44What's your CV name?
02:48I don't do long enough distance trucking to use a CV as a rule.
02:52Did you name your truck? I work for a cheap company.
02:56They'll be thrilled to hear that, won't they? Does your truck have a name?
03:00No, because I don't drive the same one all the time. Oh, you don't?
03:04What do you haul mostly? What's in your truck? Furniture and
03:08different kinds of equipment. Contraband or something? No, never, never, never.
03:12Everybody should use one of those. Yes, I think so, too.
03:16I totally agree.
03:20Thank you. Thank you, Marcelle.
03:24Good luck to you. Here is Joanne, who has a grand total of $3,400
03:28so far.
03:32I'm Joanne Slater.
03:36I'm Joanne Slater. I live in La Crescenta, California.
03:40I design and hand-paint clothing, and I've got a fantastic son, Scott, and a fantastic husband, Steve.
03:44Okay, well, good luck to you, too. We played a $100 puzzle yesterday. We didn't get it.
03:48We're going to try again. Here we go. Martha and Richard, give them the clues. First word, please.
03:52The password is romantic.
04:00Thank you, Richard.
04:04Martha?
04:08Loving, adoring. Okay.
04:12Now, Richard. Loving and adoring.
04:16Beautiful.
04:20Admiring. Martha, fourth and final clue.
04:24Valentine. Sweetheart.
04:28Boy, it's a very difficult word. Now, who's got a really definitive clue for this?
04:32Interval.
04:36None of them are really wonderful. The word is romantic. We'll put it on the board and nobody guesses.
04:40We'll give you two more guesses, because you might guess the puzzle. Okay, there it is. Next word, please.
04:44It's tough. The password is commodore.
04:48Commander.
04:52General. Martha?
04:56Singers.
05:00Commodores.
05:04Oh!
05:10Whoo!
05:14Long shot.
05:18Your mouth's open. I can't believe that. That was unbelievable.
05:22Commodores it is. Let's put it on the board. Romantic, commodore. Joanne?
05:26Romeo. Is it Romeo?
05:30No. Here we go. That was unbelievable.
05:34The password is dancing. Okay, Martha?
05:38Flangoing. Dancing. Yes. Good clue.
05:42Romantic, commodore.
05:46And dancing. Joanne?
05:50I don't know.
05:54Martha, do you know this? I think so. Richard, do you have an idea?
05:58Romance. Kissable. No, no. We're past that. We're past that. Sorry.
06:02Here we go. Next word, please. Mortuary. The password is ceiling.
06:06Roof. Ceiling. Yes.
06:10Romantic, commodore. Dancing.
06:14And ceiling. Joanne? Ballroom.
06:18Is it ballroom? Okay. We have one last word.
06:22Or we're gonna play the $100 puzzle again. Here we go.
06:26Next and last word. Yes, we do. Singer.
06:30Opera.
06:34Singer. Yes.
06:38Romantic, commodore. Dancing, ceiling
06:42and singer. Joanne? It's not what I thought it was.
06:46Nightclub. Is it nightclub?
06:50Martha? Lionel Richie.
06:54Is it Lionel Richie? Yes.
06:58We've done it.
07:02We've gotten the $100 puzzle. Believe it or not.
07:06We'll come back in a moment. Play for $40,000.
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07:38Yeah, and I'm still not sleeping. No, you don't say.
07:42We just want you back. Listen, Chief. Doug.
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08:46The attraction was there from day one. I felt like I wanted a kiss at the moment.
08:50My first kiss was a surprise. I kissed him. I think, actually,
08:54I think he tried to kiss me, but he missed. I kissed him first.
08:58I don't remember. You don't remember? I don't remember if it was the second date or the third date.
09:02Do you remember? It was our first date. There were definitely fireworks.
09:06Before she jumped in the cab, she grabbed me and laid a big sloppy around.
09:10I mean, a nice little
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09:50Okay. Here's a $200 puzzle. The cash word is worth $1,000. Joanne has $100.
09:54And so, if you're ready, Joanne and Marcel, you are giving the clues. Here comes your word, please.
09:58The password is expensive.
10:02Costly expensive. Perfect.
10:06Elizabeth Taylor.
10:10Is it Elizabeth Taylor?
10:14Next word, please. The password is May.
10:18April. May.
10:22Expensive and May.
10:26Wedding. Is it wedding?
10:30No, it's not wedding. Next word. It's Elizabeth Taylor's wedding.
10:34Thank you. Next word, please. The password is camel.
10:38Dromedary. What the hell does that mean?
10:42I have never been called a dromedary in my entire life.
10:46It's okay. I'm very sensitive about that. It's all right. Please don't be upset.
10:50There's nothing to be alarmed about. Never. I have been called other things. No, it's all right.
10:54You don't have to be upset about it at all. Joanne?
10:58Desert. Camel. Yes.
11:02A dromedary is a camel.
11:06Expensive, May, and camel. Martha?
11:10A camel that's expensive and May.
11:14Well, that's obviously a dromedary. I don't think so, but is it a dromedary?
11:18I know what it is. Never mind.
11:22Now you know what it is. All right. Here we go. Next word, please.
11:26The password is Beatty. Okay. Joanne?
11:30Warren Beatty. Yes.
11:34Expensive, May, camel, and Beatty. Then say it, Martha.
11:39Ishtar. Is it Ishtar?
11:43It is. It means comedy.
11:47All right. We have a $200 buzzer. Winner, Joanne.
11:51Joanne has $300. Marcel hasn't scored yet. However, that sound you're about to hear
11:55means it's time for the cash word, and here comes the magic toaster your way.
11:59It's worth $1,000 is what it's worth. Take a look at it, Martha, and we'll show everybody at home
12:03what it is. The cash word is seduce.
12:07The answer is seduce of three.
12:11Tantalize.
12:15Seduce.
12:19Not bad.
12:23Okay.
12:27Joanne has $300. Nice going. Marcel hasn't scored, but you will.
12:31We'll change partners, gang, if you will, and we'll come back in a minute.
12:35That was great.
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15:35Okay, we are back. This is the $300 puzzle.
15:39Joanne has $300. Marcel, you haven't scored yet. Now is the time.
15:43Especially since we have $40,000 waiting for somebody over there.
15:47If you're all set, Martha and Richard, give me the clues. First word, please.
15:51Audio. Video.
15:55Yes, excellent.
15:59Okay, on the board. Marcel, we have video.
16:03Is it a VHS recorder? Is it a VHS recorder?
16:07No, it's not. Okay, next word, please.
16:11The password is dope. It is. Martha?
16:15Dummy? Idiot.
16:19Dunce? Dope.
16:27Video dope. For the game, Joanne.
16:31I have no idea. I don't either.
16:35Okay, here we go. Next word, please. The password is raid.
16:39Okay, Richard. Police?
16:43Squad. Martha?
16:47Panty... Hose.
16:51Richard, great clue, too.
16:55It was panty. Panty. Yeah, we had panty hose here. Richard?
16:59Panty raid. Yes.
17:03Video
17:07dope and raid for the game, Joanne.
17:11I'm sorry. Okay.
17:15Do you know what it is, Martha? I'm not telling you. Oh, how about you, Richard?
17:19Do you have an idea? I'll have the next clue. I don't know. Next word, please. I have no idea.
17:23The password is mustache. Richard?
17:27Beard. Mustache. Yes.
17:31Video, dope, raid
17:35and mustache for the game, Joanne. Geraldo Rivera?
17:39Oh, is it Geraldo Rivera? Oh, yes, of course.
17:43Good point.
17:47Yeah, it is.
17:51All right. Congratulations to Joanne.
17:55Joanne has won again.
17:59We have to say goodbye to Marcel. Unfortunately, Marcel, you didn't win anything,
18:03but we'll have prizes for you, and you may get to qualify for the Tournament of Losers.
18:07I hope you do. And you do qualify. What did I say?
18:11Let's go. Here we go.
18:23Okay. That's a good thing to do.
18:27Make a connection. We are the world.
18:31Never mind. This is Joanne's second time over here, of course. I'm gonna give you 10 words,
18:35beginning with C and continuing through L. C through L. Every one you get right,
18:39$100. If you get all 10 right, I will give you
18:43$40,000.
18:47I just have to
18:51tell you that I am scared. No, don't be scared. No, I really am. You can do this.
18:55First, do this. Now, take a big, deep breath.
18:59And get nervous. Okay. No, don't worry. You'll be fine.
19:03By the way, it's okay to be scared and nervous. Because if you're not, you wouldn't be normal.
19:07When I get scared and nervous, I throw up all over everything. Great.
19:11Well, in that case, Richard, good luck to you. You have 60 seconds.
19:15Let's put the word on the board. Okay. This is all by way of just getting relaxed and loose.
19:19All right? Good luck to you. Here we go. Ready and go.
19:23Crucifixion. Cross. D.
19:27Quack. Duck. E. Bird. Eagle.
19:31F. January. February. G.
19:35Heaven. Guard. H.
19:39Heaven. Hell. Instrument. Harp. I.
19:43Hurt. Accident.
19:47Ambulance.
19:51Pass. J. Green.
19:55Stone. Jewel. Green.
19:59Oriental. Jade. K.
20:03Door. Knob. Knock. Yes.
20:07L. Foam. Shave.
20:11Lather. Yes. I. Hurt.
20:15Injury. Yeah!
20:19That's wonderful.
20:39Very good. You did it.
20:43Richard, that's wonderful.
20:47I have to go on here, excuse me, that's for you, that's for you, excuse me, that's really
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24:30what's in your wallet here's our next contestant dying to come on in here paula come on in please
24:35let's go
24:39hi nice to meet you come on say hello to martha and this is richard hi paula and you know joanne
24:45i'm sure from your practicing days okay paula tell us about yourself and welcome well thank
24:50you uh i'm paula gollum my husband and i recently moved here from dallas texas and uh hi i'm an
24:58interpreter for the deaf and i like uh chinese food and aerobics really well all right you hit
25:04everybody here don't have the chinese food before you have the aerobics so you could do what i do
25:08when i get nervous yes that's true too all right well welcome to you and good luck paula and if
25:13you're all set gang let's do it a hundred dollar puzzle martha and richard are given the clues
25:16and here comes the first word the password is automatic
25:22transmission engine
25:25sure
25:28robot machine close martha we don't comment manual
25:37electrical oh okay fourth and final clue electrical
25:48what were you gonna say paula that's it if you had one more clue you'd have had it we'll put
25:51on the board nobody guesses automatic next word please the password is keys
26:00locks
26:03keys yes very nice
26:10automatic keys paula uh is it a player piano oh that's a great guess is it a player piano
26:22kidney roll saloon or instrument
26:24unbelievable
26:27unbelievable all right paula has a hundred dollars that's the way to start things off
26:32we'll break away for a moment come right back see you in a second that was great
26:46the word starts with p can you complete the chain
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