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00:00Janiya, Mani, I have gathered you here because you know that I look like a Pathan.
00:13Even though I look like a Pathan, I am a Gora Chitta.
00:17That's why they think I am a Pathan.
00:20I will show you later.
00:23You know that I like horses.
00:27I don't have a father.
00:29I have eyes.
00:31I don't have a father.
00:34They don't even let me get married.
00:36If you didn't have a father, how would I get married?
00:42You left me all alone.
00:45What responsibility do I have?
00:47Listen to me.
00:49It's our responsibility.
00:51You should do it for yourself.
00:54I have killed so many people.
00:59I am the one who killed them all.
01:03No, no.
01:04I killed you first.
01:06Oh no.
01:09I will get you married later.
01:16I will get you married wherever you want.
01:19Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:21Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:23Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:25Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:27Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:29Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:31Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:33Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:35Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:37Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:39Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:41Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:43Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:45Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:47Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:49Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:51Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:53Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:55Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:57Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
01:59Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:01Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:03Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:05Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:07Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:09Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:11Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:13Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:15Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:17Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:19Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:21Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:23Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:25Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:27Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:29Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:31Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:33Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:35Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:37Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:39Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:41Now you are my dear brother-in-law.
02:43Oh my child!
02:45Oh my child!
02:47Go, get some water.
02:49Go.
02:51Go.
03:05Son, is everything alright?
03:07Is everything fine?
03:09No worries.
03:11It's a good deed to serve your father.
03:13No, my son, no.
03:15You're my son.
03:16I know you don't do this without any reason.
03:19Oh, father, you're amazing.
03:22You keep the house so clean,
03:24as if you keep a grain bin clean.
03:26You're full of crap.
03:28Oh, father, you know
03:31that I don't have a mother.
03:32I want to have a good time with you.
03:35Father?
03:36Yes, son?
03:37I want to talk to you about something.
03:39Yes, yes, I'm listening.
03:42Father, I want to get married.
03:45Who will marry you?
03:48You're amazing, father.
03:49No one will marry you.
03:51And no one will marry me.
03:52You're a dead man.
03:54Your house is ruined.
03:56Our house is in good hands.
03:58You're a curse.
03:59Your thinking is a curse.
04:01Oh, father?
04:02Yes?
04:03I told you to get married.
04:05Okay.
04:06And you're going to marry me.
04:08I'm going to marry you.
04:10You're a dead man.
04:12No, no, I'm not going to marry you.
04:14You're amazing.
04:15All your life,
04:16you've been asking for a lot of things.
04:20You've been asking for a lot of things.
04:22And you're going to marry me.
04:25Shut up.
04:26I'm not asking for anything.
04:27Do you think I'm a beggar?
04:28I'm not asking you to say that.
04:31First, you left me naked.
04:32Now, you want to marry me?
04:34Okay, okay, I'm not naked.
04:36Oh, father, you're amazing.
04:38If I had married you,
04:41you would've been fine.
04:42If people had given you a chance,
04:44I would've given you a chance.
04:46The relationship I had with you,
04:48you ruined it.
04:49You're sitting here like a saint.
04:52I would've respected you,
04:53if I hadn't accepted you as my father.
04:56If I had accepted you,
04:57you would've become Riyaz Shishti's father.
05:00Who is Riyaz Shishti?
05:02He's crazy, too.
05:03He asks for a lot of things.
05:04You idiot.
05:06You're a fool.
05:07Oh, yes.
05:08My uncle, Riyaz Shishti.
05:10Ranghopo Lala.
05:12He asks for a lot of things.
05:15Now, I'm going to marry you.
05:18I'm going to marry you.
05:19Son, I'm not going to marry you.
05:20You're not going to marry me?
05:21I'm not going to marry you.
05:22What are you thinking?
05:23I've decided.
05:24I'm not going to marry you.
05:25You're not going to marry me?
05:26I'm not going to marry you.
05:27There are three girls standing here.
05:28I'm going to open them and give them to you.
05:30If you open your mouth,
05:32you'll find out.
05:34I'm going to beat you up.
05:36Hey, you.
05:37I'm going to beat you up.
05:38I'm going to beat you up.
05:40Hey, you.
05:41Come here.
05:42What?
05:42Come here.
05:43Yes.
05:45You're crazy.
05:47Okay.
05:47I'm going to beat you up.
05:49I'm going to beat you up.
05:50No.
05:50I'm crazy.
05:52Tell me.
05:53I'm not going to beat you up.
05:55I'm not going to beat you up.
05:57I'm going to beat you up.
05:59People will taunt you.
06:00You won't think about it.
06:02You'll think you're crazy.
06:04He's my father.
06:05But he's crazy.
06:08Okay.
06:08I'm going to beat you up.
06:10I'm not going to beat you up.
06:11You're very angry.
06:13I won't marry you.
06:15But listen to me.
06:16He's my younger brother.
06:17Please marry him.
06:20Talk to him politely.
06:25Hey, come here.
06:26Yes.
06:28Who is he?
06:29You don't know him.
06:32He's my brother-in-law.
06:33Why are you asking?
06:35You don't know what he's going to say.
06:39I don't know what he's going to say.
06:44Hey, don't get angry.
06:47He's going to get on the train.
06:49He won't say anything.
06:52You don't know what he's going to say.
06:55He'll say this.
06:57What?
07:00You don't know what he's going to say.
07:03You don't know what he's going to say.
07:06Okay.
07:07Let's go.
07:14Brother-in-law.
07:16Everything is ready.
07:17Let's eat.
07:18Yes.
07:19Tell me if you need anything else.
07:21You did a good job.
07:23Listen to me.
07:24You're my darling.
07:26I'll marry you wherever you want.
07:30As you wish.
07:31You're my darling.
07:33I'll marry you wherever you want.
07:38As you wish.
07:40I'll marry you wherever you want.
07:42Okay, daughter-in-law.
07:43Okay.
07:44He's coming.
07:44We'll talk about the marriage.
07:45Okay.
07:47He's coming.
07:47We'll talk about the marriage.
07:49Thank you, father.
07:50Thank you very much.
07:52Okay.
07:53We'll talk about the marriage.
07:54How's the boy?
07:56How's his family?
07:57Okay.
07:58We'll talk about everything.
08:00He's a young boy.
08:02Okay.
08:03We'll talk about everything.
08:04Okay.
08:05He's coming.
08:08Hello.
08:09Hello.
08:10Go back to your seat.
08:11Go back to your seat.
08:13Come.
08:13Sit down.
08:14Come.
08:16Sit down.
08:18Listen to me.
08:19Yes.
08:20What are you looking for?
08:21Yes.
08:22Are you looking for a girl?
08:23Yes.
08:24We have a lot of girls.
08:26We have a lot of girls.
08:27We have a lot of girls.
08:30Okay.
08:31You.
08:32Buy fruits.
08:33Bananas, apples.
08:34Everything.
08:35Okay.
08:35And buy mangoes.
08:36And buy ice-cream.
08:38Okay.
08:39Yes.
08:39Do you eat chocolate?
08:40Yes.
08:41We don't have any ice-cream left at home.
08:44What?
08:45How does he know?
08:46We have ice-cream at home too.
08:47Father, he was going to buy ice-cream.
08:50What?
08:51Me too.
08:51We get ice-cream every other day.
08:53Ice-cream is a gift.
08:56You eat it and say yes to our marriage.
08:59Okay.
09:00Listen to me, son.
09:01Is your father happy with this proposal?
09:04My father is happy.
09:06He has come.
09:07Father, do as I have told you.
09:10Say yes to him.
09:17He has said yes.
09:19He is ready to marry me.
09:21Hey.
09:22You are my father now.
09:24Hey.
09:25Uncle.
09:26I think my brother-in-law is not ready to marry me.
09:29He is very innocent.
09:31He doesn't know how to speak.
09:33Father, he is joking.
09:35I am joking.
09:36Father.
09:37Say yes.
09:43Do you have any other work?
09:46No.
09:47I am a doctor.
09:48I have to earn Rs. 5000.
09:51Father.
09:52Say yes.
09:53I have to earn Rs. 5000.
09:56That's right.
09:57We will listen to his father.
09:59We will listen to whatever he says.
10:02Uncle.
10:03Do you accept my proposal?
10:06Yes.
10:07I accept your proposal.
10:09Tell me.
10:10Do you accept my sister's proposal?
10:12Of course.
10:13Uncle.
10:14I accept your sister's proposal.
10:17My son.
10:18Not like that.
10:19What else?
10:20My sister will live in the house.
10:22She is not my sister.
10:23She is your father.
10:26Your father wants your consent.
10:28Father.
10:29Say yes.
10:32Father.
10:33Yes.
10:34Come with me.
10:35Let's go.
10:40Father.
10:41I will live there.
10:45I will live there.
10:47I will live there.
10:48I will live there.
10:52I will live there.
10:57Listen.
10:58I have fulfilled your promise.
11:01We will not be able to meet him.
11:05To get your proposal,
11:07I will not be able to see him.
11:09But you will be able to say yes.
11:12My father does not say yes.
11:14But you will not be able to do it.
11:15Listen.
11:16You are not doing anything right.
11:18Why would I say no?
11:20Listen to me.
11:21Listen to me, your father has such a big heart and inside him all these hypocrites appear to be.
11:29Shame on you, you are sleeping now.
11:31Shame on you, be a little more modest.
11:33If you were a little more modest, I wouldn't have lost you.
11:36You are my son, but you don't look like a father.
11:39Shame on you, go and sit somewhere else.
11:42Ok, ok, don't get angry, don't get angry.
11:44Shame on you, go and sit somewhere else.
11:49What kind of personality do you have?
11:52You make fun of him, but he tolerates it.
11:55And he is handsome too.
12:03Son, you are like my father, do you understand?
12:07I respect your heart, but let me tell you the truth.
12:11What is that?
12:12He is ill-mannered, I don't want you to marry him.
12:15I don't want to marry him either, he is ill-mannered.
12:19Don't think about it, tell me what to do now.
12:22Listen, we will do the drama of the grooms.
12:25If you don't marry him, our daughter will become a grandmother.
12:29Ok, ok, we will do it tomorrow.
12:32I am going home.
12:37Listen, we will get married.
12:43Appa, clap your hands, clap your hands.
12:46Come on, let's go.
12:51Listen my son, you go inside and make arrangements for food and water.
12:55I will give you the wedding date.
12:57Ok.
12:59Come here.
13:02Appa, where are you?
13:04Here.
13:06Brother, before giving the wedding date,
13:08we will do a ritual.
13:11Do it, do it, do it.
13:13You come here.
13:20Listen my son.
13:22Yes, tell me.
13:24Take a bowl, a spoon, a cloth and two bananas.
13:28Ok.
13:30Uncle, do we have to fix the motor?
13:33No, no, this is our ritual.
13:35Ok, ok.
13:37Son, tell me.
13:39Will you keep my daughter happy after marriage?
13:41Of course.
13:43Call her here.
13:45You will know how I will serve her.
13:47Ok.
13:49Shabbu aunty, send my daughter.
13:51Get up, come here.
13:53Sit here.
13:55Sit here.
13:57Listen.
13:59Get a bowl, some water and a spoon.
14:02Ok.
14:03Shabbu aunty,
14:05do you want a plate of rice?
14:07Yes.
14:09Do you mind?
14:11No.
14:13Ok.
14:15Aunty, get a bowl of water.
14:17Ok.
14:19Don't delay.
14:21Ok, I will get it.
14:23Ok.
14:25Appa.
14:27Uncle,
14:29if you come here,
14:31Karamali,
14:33take a bath.
14:35Here.
14:37A little more.
14:39Here.
14:41Appa,
14:43see how I will serve the guests.
14:45What will you think?
14:47You will die.
14:49The guests will die.
14:51Come here.
14:53Ok.
14:55Water.
14:58Son-in-law.
15:00Look,
15:02how your sister should be served.
15:04If you like my service,
15:06then I will give you sister's marriage.
15:08If you don't like it,
15:10then I will kill you.
15:12Do your rituals.
15:14I won't speak in your rituals,
15:16and you don't speak in my rituals.
15:18Son-in-law,
15:20we never speak.
15:22We are quiet.
15:28What are you doing?
15:31Look,
15:33uncle,
15:35see how I will serve the guests.
15:46No, no, no.
15:48I won't drink.
15:50I will give you water.
15:52No, no.
15:54I won't give you water.
15:56Uncle,
15:58see how I will serve the guests.
16:00Uncle,
16:02keep this water in his bottle
16:04and give it to me.
16:06Ok, what do you want to do?
16:08Uncle,
16:10I was drinking water
16:12for whole day.
16:14Go, my daughter,
16:16get water in the bottle.
16:18Go, take it.
16:20Don't waste even a drop of water.
16:22I wasted a drop of water
16:24when I was in 8th grade.
16:26Now,
16:28uncle,
16:30give me water.
16:32No, no,
16:34you will be a good husband.
16:36Listen,
16:38you do your rituals.
16:40Now, let us do our rituals.
16:42Uncle,
16:44don't waste time.
16:46Do your rituals quickly.
16:48Shabu uncle,
16:50come quickly,
16:52we have to do our rituals.
16:54I am coming.
16:56Brother,
16:58give me two bananas.
17:00Where are the bananas?
17:02Give me the bananas.
17:04Don't waste them.
17:06Two bananas and two legs.
17:08One in this leg
17:10and one in that leg.
17:12Give me the shoes.
17:14Listen,
17:16what are you doing?
17:18We have to do our rituals.
17:20One in this leg
17:22and one in that leg.
17:24Uncle,
17:26don't you do your rituals?
17:28No,
17:30we take a lot of names.
17:3220 names and
17:34we do our rituals.
17:36When you get back your name,
17:38come to the wedding rituals.
17:40Oh,
17:42so, you count
17:44the number of news about me.
17:46Yes, yes.
17:48Now, we start our rituals.
17:50Don't be late.
17:52It is dangerous if you are late.
17:54Do you have permission to do the rituals?
17:56Oh,
17:58I will kill you.
18:00I am your mother-in-law, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-in-law's mother, I am your mother-
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