The Return Of Rajmahal (IAMK)2021 New Released Hindi Dubbed Movie_ Gautham Karthik_ Yaashika Aannand(360P)

Bilal Akhtar

Transcript

00:00:00You

00:00:30You

00:01:00Oh

00:01:25Hello

00:01:27We are here to meet our hero Jeet's family

00:01:29He is here to meet Sheila

00:01:31Let's see if Sheila and Jeet can surprise us

00:01:35You are Sheila's ex-boyfriend right?

00:01:38You are Neha's...

00:01:39Rashmi, Hema?

00:01:40You are Priya's ex-boyfriend right?

00:01:42This is our hero Jeet

00:01:44He is really awesome

00:01:46But his wedding is not going to happen yet

00:01:48Did you not get my son-in-law?

00:01:50He sees a weakness in every girl

00:01:53He has rejected 36 girls

00:01:55That's why we're going to choose a girl.

00:01:57Your boys are in the lead.

00:01:59Who's going to keep Sheila happy?

00:02:01This is our heroine, Sheila's dad.

00:02:03He's soft like a popcorn.

00:02:05But he wants a son-in-law who's hard like a walnut.

00:02:07He'll get an iron after eating spinach.

00:02:09What's the big deal?

00:02:11He's spread his gun all over the place.

00:02:13Dumbass.

00:02:15Disgusting.

00:02:17Raju, stand up.

00:02:19What do you want to see?

00:02:21I want to see how tall you are.

00:02:23You're too short.

00:02:25Oh no.

00:02:27Aim at that hole.

00:02:29I'll aim this way.

00:02:31Uncle, it's a small hole.

00:02:33How will I aim?

00:02:35People aim at smaller holes.

00:02:37I think you're out of your mind.

00:02:39I want a boy who'll make my girl sleep at night.

00:02:41Just like Shakti Kapoor.

00:02:43I was thinking the old man would say

00:02:45he wants a decent boy.

00:02:47But he wants Shaktimaan and Shakti Kapoor's cocktail.

00:02:49Before the wedding,

00:02:51I'll check up on the boy.

00:02:53I think the boy and the girl should meet first.

00:02:55After that,

00:02:57we'll do the oiling and servicing.

00:02:59The thing is...

00:03:01We're a girl's family.

00:03:03We should listen to them.

00:03:05Let's do one thing.

00:03:07We'll let them meet tomorrow.

00:03:09So that they can get to know each other before the wedding.

00:03:17Come here.

00:03:19Where's your master?

00:03:21He must be here.

00:03:23He'll be here.

00:03:25Give us the money.

00:03:27No.

00:03:29What will you do?

00:03:31If you don't give us the money,

00:03:33we won't let you go.

00:03:35If you win,

00:03:37we'll give you the money after a year.

00:03:39Let's play a game.

00:03:45My finger hurts.

00:03:47Don't cheat.

00:03:49Keep quiet.

00:03:51His hand is in a coma.

00:03:53We'll play a game.

00:03:55Do whatever you want.

00:03:57Okay.

00:03:59What's going on?

00:04:01A horse.

00:04:03How will the horse fly?

00:04:05When the horse runs,

00:04:07the dust flies.

00:04:09What's the problem?

00:04:11He's been in debt for three months.

00:04:13If this continues,

00:04:15I'll give you all my money.

00:04:17Be patient.

00:04:19Referee, come here.

00:04:21Why are you troubling my friend?

00:04:23We're all playing a game.

00:04:25The one who drinks will pay.

00:04:27Be honest.

00:04:29We'll play a game.

00:04:31But...

00:04:33I told you.

00:04:35Get up.

00:04:37Give us the money.

00:04:39What's going on?

00:04:41I'm sorry.

00:04:43Let's go.

00:04:45Worker.

00:04:47Worker.

00:04:49Worker.

00:04:51I'm sorry.

00:04:53Your fridge is always full of booze.

00:04:55Ready?

00:04:57Ready?

00:04:59One.

00:05:01Two.

00:05:03Why are you dying?

00:05:05Some are dying of intoxication.

00:05:07Some are dying of love.

00:05:09Some are dying of inflation.

00:05:11But this poor guy...

00:05:13Do you know why he's dying?

00:05:15Because of his wife.

00:05:21What did your wife ask for?

00:05:23Do you want to know?

00:05:25Tell me.

00:05:27She makes me wash clothes.

00:05:29She makes me chop onions.

00:05:31Keep this with you.

00:05:33I'll die.

00:05:35She won't let me die.

00:05:37She says I'll have to live to bear the torture.

00:05:39Now you tell me.

00:05:41My wife makes me wash utensils.

00:05:43She makes me massage my feet.

00:05:45She makes me pluck juice from my hair.

00:05:47That's why I'm committing suicide.

00:05:51Thank you.

00:05:53I'll sacrifice my life too.

00:05:55They're worried because their hands are yellow.

00:05:57And I'm worried because my hands are wet.

00:06:03Why are you laughing?

00:06:05Why are you crying?

00:06:07Did you bite me?

00:06:09Stop this emotional storm.

00:06:11I'll eat the poison that kills ants and go to heaven.

00:06:13And I'll ask them why they made me a man.

00:06:15And if they did, why did they hurt me so much?

00:06:17Calm down.

00:06:19What's the problem?

00:06:21You want to see a play, right?

00:06:23Watch mine.

00:06:37Please.

00:06:47What are you celebrating?

00:06:51It's the birthday of the beer bar.

00:06:55Yes, sir. What will you have?

00:06:57Let the other guests come.

00:06:59Okay, sir.

00:07:07I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't go today.

00:07:11Hello?

00:07:12Hi, I'm Sheela. I've spotted you. Look to your left.

00:07:15Left? You mean, left?

00:07:17You look so good!

00:07:23Hi!

00:07:25A wheat sack in front, and Kamsin Chori behind!

00:07:29Thank God!

00:07:32Hi!

00:07:34Come, come. Please have a seat.

00:07:37I'm Nachiz Kuchit, from Lucknow.

00:07:39Hi, I'm Sheela.

00:07:40Sir, don't shake it so much.

00:07:41What?

00:07:42It's a delicate hand. If you shake it too much, it'll break.

00:07:44Yes, it's possible.

00:07:45Thank you.

00:07:46Lucknowi Tunday Kebab and hot coffee.

00:07:48Iced tea for me.

00:07:50Bring the TV.

00:07:51Okay, sir.

00:07:52I've seen him with a girl.

00:07:55But where have I seen him?

00:07:56Take my wicket first. I'll be the hit wicket.

00:07:58Look, don't worry. I've brought my wallet.

00:08:01No, no, I was just...

00:08:03Come on, let's get straight to the point. I'll clear your confusion in two minutes.

00:08:06You must be wondering who I was fooling around with.

00:08:09Now, look.

00:08:10Youth is the name of a bird that has lost its wings.

00:08:14It's not a milkman.

00:08:15You've broken a lot of mangoes in the garden, haven't you?

00:08:17What do you mean?

00:08:18I mean, you've drunk a lot of water.

00:08:21No, I must have missed a few.

00:08:23Did you cross a hundred or not?

00:08:25I'll have to count.

00:08:27Karishma, Kareena, Farzana, Farhana, Shabana, Rukhsana...

00:08:34Oh, yes, my mood had changed.

00:08:36Raju, Ketan...

00:08:39And then...

00:08:43Oh, no!

00:08:44Sorry, sorry.

00:08:45Where did you fall?

00:08:47My fellow traveller.

00:08:48I fell with Raj.

00:08:50I'm sorry.

00:08:51Look at that.

00:08:52The white chocolate fell out instead of inside.

00:08:55My future wife is having a hard time asking.

00:08:58I'll cool it down.

00:08:59It might help you relax.

00:09:02Sorry.

00:09:03I cooled it down.

00:09:07That's enough.

00:09:08Don't help me anymore.

00:09:09Sorry.

00:09:10How did this happen?

00:09:11I didn't know.

00:09:12It must be burning a lot.

00:09:14If you have so many girlfriends, why don't you maintain a diary?

00:09:18I don't leave any evidence.

00:09:20I don't care how many ex-girlfriends you had and what you did with them.

00:09:23Really?

00:09:24Yes, really.

00:09:26Any girl will reject you after hearing about your affairs.

00:09:29But I see plus points in this.

00:09:31Why don't you tell me openly?

00:09:33It takes a lot of time to impress a girl and take her on a date.

00:09:38Telling a girl that your lipstick is blooming like a flower,

00:09:42your perfume smells like a kewra flower,

00:09:44your hair is like silk,

00:09:46telling her romantic dialogues,

00:09:48and impressing her with lies is not easy.

00:09:51You've done a PhD in impressing girls.

00:09:54Thank you.

00:09:55You don't have to be so formal.

00:09:57What's the reason behind your breakups?

00:10:00Who can understand girls so well?

00:10:03After a couple of dates, the status of boys comes out.

00:10:06This must have happened.

00:10:08Let's do one thing.

00:10:09I liked you.

00:10:11I mean, your beard and moustache,

00:10:13your style of hiding lies,

00:10:15your dressing sense.

00:10:16I liked everything.

00:10:17I wanted a boy like that.

00:10:19Let's do one thing.

00:10:20Let's go on a trip to date.

00:10:22On a trip?

00:10:23Yes, but we won't go alone.

00:10:24There will be an unnecessary scandal.

00:10:26If you have any friends,

00:10:28especially couple friends,

00:10:29let's take them along.

00:10:30We'll get to know each other better.

00:10:32Okay.

00:10:33Call me.

00:10:34Greetings.

00:10:35Barkhodar.

00:10:36Tell me.

00:10:37I met a beautiful girl yesterday.

00:10:38You didn't hit her.

00:10:39You didn't do anything?

00:10:40No, nothing like that.

00:10:41She fell in love with the mischief

00:10:43that everyone calls me.

00:10:45Oh.

00:10:46Looks like she likes to eat, drink, light candles.

00:10:48You were pulling my leg.

00:10:50Get her married.

00:10:51That's the biggest problem.

00:10:53The rules of marriage have changed.

00:10:56Her family wants us

00:10:57to play house before settling down.

00:10:59This game will be the same,

00:11:01like Doctor Doctor.

00:11:02No, not Doctor Doctor.

00:11:04We play house in a different way.

00:11:06Good family.

00:11:08I like American culture.

00:11:10I'll also play house with my girlfriend.

00:11:12What did you say?

00:11:13Is there a beautiful girl in your life?

00:11:15Yes, there is.

00:11:16Very beautiful.

00:11:17When a man falls in love with her,

00:11:19the first time he saw her,

00:11:20he realized that

00:11:21she has more charm than the sun.

00:11:23I'll tell you her story.

00:11:24Hey, move back.

00:11:25Hurry up.

00:11:26We've been standing in a queue for a long time.

00:11:28I'll cook biryani in that.

00:11:30Hurry up.

00:11:31We need it.

00:11:32Why are you wasting time?

00:11:36Hey, brother.

00:11:38Let it go.

00:11:39Ladies first.

00:11:40Ladies first.

00:11:42Give me a bottle.

00:11:43It's open, right?

00:11:55That's when I swore to God

00:11:57that I'll marry her.

00:11:59Otherwise, I'll go to hell.

00:12:02That's when my love story began.

00:12:04I went to the coffee shop

00:12:06and proposed to her.

00:12:08Hello.

00:12:09Squeeze me.

00:12:11I saw you at the liquor shop that day.

00:12:13Since then, I've never been drunk.

00:12:15I swear to God,

00:12:16I'll buy you a necklace worth 9 lakhs.

00:12:18What do you want?

00:12:19I want to do your boyfriend's duty.

00:12:22Have you seen your face?

00:12:24Look, I've read Siri, Farhad, Laila, Majnu.

00:12:27Face doesn't do anything.

00:12:29Only the body does.

00:12:30I swear to God,

00:12:31I'll keep you very happy.

00:12:32Touch me and say it.

00:12:34I swear on your body.

00:12:37What are you doing?

00:12:39Okay,

00:12:40you're my boyfriend from tomorrow.

00:12:42Huh?

00:12:43Squeeze me.

00:12:47I'll have to earn more than today.

00:12:49You?

00:12:50The way you're showing off,

00:12:52are you my pet chewing gum?

00:12:54No way.

00:12:55I always eat fresh cheese.

00:12:57Really?

00:12:58If I eat fake cheese,

00:12:59I get pimples in my mouth.

00:13:00Oh.

00:13:01Forget it.

00:13:02I have a plan.

00:13:03Tell me.

00:13:04I wasn't going to invite you

00:13:05because you're a tough guy.

00:13:07But now you have a plan

00:13:08and so do I.

00:13:09I'm sure you've heard the saying,

00:13:11two is better than four.

00:13:12It's a new thing.

00:13:13She won't come with us.

00:13:14Why?

00:13:15She'll be scared

00:13:16if we take her and squeeze her.

00:13:18I know what's going on in girls' minds.

00:13:20I'll talk to her.

00:13:21988

00:13:22420

00:13:23420

00:13:243632

00:13:34Here.

00:13:35Help me.

00:13:36No.

00:13:37You won't drink?

00:13:38Don't you love me?

00:13:39Should I become a drunkard

00:13:40to prove my love?

00:13:41You always want to drink me

00:13:42and take advantage of me.

00:13:44Your body is on fire

00:13:45and your mind is wet.

00:13:46At least give me proof of lust.

00:13:47When will you give me proof of love?

00:13:48I'll get a tattoo of my name.

00:13:49Tattoo?

00:13:50You want to get a tattoo

00:13:51of your love?

00:13:52You don't deserve my love.

00:13:53No.

00:13:54There's not a single drop

00:13:55of my love left for you.

00:13:56No, Jeet.

00:13:57Don't leave me.

00:13:58I work for you

00:13:59but I don't do any work.

00:14:00I'll break your bones.

00:14:01Leave my hand.

00:14:02No, Jeet.

00:14:04One day

00:14:05I'll snatch you from me.

00:14:07I've seen the grace of God.

00:14:09Barkhurdar.

00:14:10It won't look good

00:14:11if I call her.

00:14:12How can I sign your cheque?

00:14:14You call her and talk to her.

00:14:15Please.

00:14:16Hey, Ganga.

00:14:17It's 12 o'clock.

00:14:19Hey, Amir.

00:14:20What happened?

00:14:21Open the door.

00:14:22Everyone is thirsty.

00:14:23They'll die.

00:14:24What's going on?

00:14:33He's my B-positive.

00:14:35B-positive means blood, right?

00:14:37You get blood

00:14:38if you eat with his money.

00:14:39And my blood

00:14:40is B-positive.

00:14:42Will it work?

00:14:44I mean

00:14:45my friend

00:14:46and his girlfriend

00:14:47are going to Bangkok

00:14:48for a week.

00:14:49Okay.

00:14:50Give me a week's stock

00:14:51and we'll leave.

00:14:52No, no.

00:14:53People don't get

00:14:54a visa to Bangkok.

00:14:55You should come too.

00:14:56Okay.

00:14:57Show me his photo.

00:14:58Why should I

00:14:59keep his girlfriend's photo?

00:15:00Not his girlfriend.

00:15:01Show me your friend's photo.

00:15:02His photo?

00:15:03Show me mine.

00:15:04Will you show me the photo

00:15:05or should I leave?

00:15:06Yes, yes.

00:15:07I'll show you.

00:15:08Mother Ganga,

00:15:09you have a vow of Jamuna.

00:15:10Don't let her get scared.

00:15:12I swear on your mother

00:15:13if you don't tell me

00:15:14I'll drown myself

00:15:15in the ocean

00:15:16and commit suicide.

00:15:17Okay, okay.

00:15:18Shut up.

00:15:19Your feet are very soft.

00:15:20Come to the airport tomorrow.

00:15:30To understand

00:15:31each other

00:15:32and see each other

00:15:33they are going

00:15:34to Bangkok

00:15:35the city of massage.

00:15:45Hi.

00:15:46Hi.

00:15:47How are you?

00:15:48I'm fine.

00:15:49I was about to call you.

00:15:50This is my friend.

00:15:51Hello.

00:15:52Didn't your girlfriend come?

00:15:53Did she go to the liquor shop

00:15:54instead of the airport?

00:16:10Hi.

00:16:12Our wedding

00:16:13and honeymoon

00:16:14will be in Bangkok.

00:16:15No matter how dry it is

00:16:17a lion never touches the grass.

00:16:20Hi.

00:16:21Hi.

00:16:22Hi.

00:16:23Hi.

00:16:41Come on.

00:16:55We don't have enough food.

00:16:57Let's go.

00:16:58Hello.

00:17:10What is this?

00:17:12Hey, Jeet.

00:17:13Yes.

00:17:16What happened?

00:17:17It is written that

00:17:18men are not allowed inside.

00:17:22It must be a meeting

00:17:23of the women's group.

00:17:25Here we will have

00:17:26our five hands in milk

00:17:27and our head in cream.

00:17:28Okay.

00:17:29I swear

00:17:30we will become great.

00:17:38Sorry, Jeet.

00:17:39I'm late.

00:17:40It's okay, uncle.

00:17:41Gharib Khan is a great man.

00:17:42The temper

00:17:43I hit with my hands

00:17:44Oh, you are a painter.

00:17:55It's the first day

00:17:56of our gang

00:17:57in Bangkok's haunted bungalow.

00:18:00Now their guardian

00:18:01is God.

00:18:03Looks like

00:18:04we will have to ask

00:18:05the bungalow priest

00:18:06to make us drink

00:18:07lemon black tea.

00:18:08Nice property.

00:18:10Thanks.

00:18:11There are many places

00:18:12to understand each other.

00:18:15Did someone go from there?

00:18:16One second.

00:18:24Such a big window.

00:18:27Jeet.

00:18:30Jeet.

00:18:33Hey, Jeet.

00:18:34Don't open the room

00:18:35in front of you.

00:18:36That is your aunt's room

00:18:37which we never open.

00:18:40Okay.

00:18:44My dear friends,

00:18:45get ready in an hour.

00:18:46We will go out for a walk.

00:18:47Okay?

00:18:48Okay.

00:18:49Good.

00:18:55Barkhuda.

00:18:56Your eyes are set.

00:18:57When will you set your hands?

00:18:58Let's send him for swimming

00:19:00and hide his clothes.

00:19:01Tell me if you get any idea.

00:19:02We will send him for swimming

00:19:03and hide his clothes.

00:19:05That is already less.

00:19:24Let's go.

00:19:52Hey, Kanda.

00:19:55Jeet.

00:19:57Jeet.

00:19:58You have only seven days

00:20:00to win Sheila's heart.

00:20:02The first day is over.

00:20:04But you still

00:20:05couldn't impress me.

00:20:06What do you mean?

00:20:07What do you mean?

00:20:09Where is our Rasmalai Chhena?

00:20:11I will sleep with my lungi on.

00:20:12I will be so impressed in the morning

00:20:14that I will go straight to depression.

00:20:16This is called

00:20:17eat, drink,

00:20:18turn off the lights

00:20:19and go to sleep.

00:20:20But a thirsty soul

00:20:21won't let them wake up in the morning.

00:20:23No, I don't know.

00:20:27Hey, it's morning already.

00:20:37Make the short one long.

00:20:40Before doing exercise,

00:20:42what if I put puri at the same time?

00:20:44Girls like tall people.

00:20:54I don't need it right now.

00:20:58Jeet.

00:21:01What happened?

00:21:02You are drinking yellow tea in the morning.

00:21:04It's bitter.

00:21:05Here, drink milk.

00:21:07Open your eyes

00:21:08and take a bath in the bathroom.

00:21:10What will you drink then?

00:21:11I will drink yellow tea.

00:21:12But...

00:21:13My...

00:21:15There was a rat in it.

00:21:21Why do you look so bitter?

00:21:22It feels like

00:21:23I am drinking cow urine.

00:21:24Praise the Goddess.

00:21:34What is this problem?

00:21:35Mission successful.

00:21:36What mission?

00:21:37What do you mean?

00:21:38I had put a tablet

00:21:39to increase the length.

00:21:40This is the effect of that.

00:21:41Bar Khurdaar,

00:21:42you will also grow.

00:21:48I didn't even drink.

00:21:49Bar Khurdaar,

00:21:50I had put a tablet

00:21:51to increase the width

00:21:52on the tablet.

00:21:53At least you took revenge.

00:21:55Now tell me,

00:21:56what is the solution?

00:21:58You have become

00:21:59my riding pad.

00:22:00Go down.

00:22:01The cat is here.

00:22:02The cat is here.

00:22:03Hide.

00:22:05Nothing is happening.

00:22:06I am feeling ticklish.

00:22:07For what?

00:22:08The table is on my stomach.

00:22:09Hey, go down.

00:22:10I have an idea.

00:22:11Tell me.

00:22:12When the mind goes astray,

00:22:14you should do yoga

00:22:15for control.

00:22:16Here,

00:22:17keep the pillow on your leg

00:22:18and do as I say.

00:22:21A snake child

00:22:22has entered

00:22:23a tree far away.

00:22:26The snake is looking for him.

00:22:27How will the child come out?

00:22:28When the snake's flute will play,

00:22:30the snake child will come out.

00:22:33Open your eyes, child.

00:22:35Look,

00:22:36the snake child

00:22:37has come out.

00:22:43Bar Khurdaar.

00:22:48The child didn't come out.

00:22:49Has Anaconda come?

00:22:51No.

00:22:52He is biting me.

00:22:54He is stinging me.

00:22:55I hope he doesn't spit poison.

00:22:58How do we escape from this Anaconda?

00:23:00You tell me.

00:23:01We will have to hit the snake with a stick.

00:23:02Come fast.

00:23:03Why did you call me?

00:23:04Someone has come at the door.

00:23:05It seems that

00:23:06we have been arranged.

00:23:07Arrange something.

00:23:08Why are you standing upside down?

00:23:09You are also standing upside down.

00:23:10Don't hit him.

00:23:11He will get scared.

00:23:12Open the door.

00:23:13Hey,

00:23:14that is your aunt's room.

00:23:15Don't open it.

00:23:19What are you doing?

00:23:20Touch it.

00:23:21It is fully balanced.

00:23:26How is this table hanging in the air

00:23:27without touching it?

00:23:31Have you been to Kolkata?

00:23:32Why?

00:23:33This is a Kolkata table.

00:23:34It stays in the air.

00:23:36It has magical powers.

00:23:37Okay, okay.

00:23:38Pick it up carefully.

00:23:39You guys help me.

00:23:40Anyway,

00:23:41where are you taking this table?

00:23:42Table?

00:23:43Uncle told us to shift it.

00:23:44We are shifting it.

00:23:45Shifting?

00:23:46Be careful.

00:23:47Yes, be careful.

00:23:48What happened to him?

00:23:49Let's go and see.

00:23:50All table manners

00:23:51are at stake today.

00:23:52Hey,

00:23:53why are you showing your hand?

00:23:54It itches.

00:23:55It is itching.

00:23:56What should we do?

00:23:57How should we dig?

00:23:58Bear it for some time.

00:24:00They are coming.

00:24:01Hurry up.

00:24:04Be careful.

00:24:05Brother,

00:24:06if we show this magic of table

00:24:07on the road,

00:24:08we will get a lot of money.

00:24:12Why am I feeling

00:24:13that a ghost is coming inside?

00:24:16Be careful.

00:24:18Be careful.

00:24:20Be careful.

00:24:21Be careful.

00:24:22Be careful.

00:24:23Be careful.

00:24:31Once in my childhood,

00:24:32I was pulling a cloth.

00:24:33I was pulling it so hard

00:24:35that do you know

00:24:36what came out of it?

00:24:37It was a Jinn.

00:24:38A Jinn.

00:24:39And it came out

00:24:40and started scaring me.

00:24:41I swear on Mother Ganga,

00:24:42I was very scared that day.

00:24:44And after that,

00:24:45I am scared today.

00:24:46What should I do?

00:24:48Jeet,

00:24:49what if that Jinn

00:24:50comes here too?

00:24:52Hey,

00:24:53what are you doing here in the dark?

00:24:54We are saving the electricity bill.

00:24:55The table was heavy.

00:24:56So, I got tired.

00:24:57Uncle told you

00:24:58not to come in this room.

00:24:59Come on, get out.

00:25:00I was checking

00:25:01if uncle has hidden

00:25:02his girlfriend.

00:25:04Greetings!

00:25:17The wife of the pre-wedding girl

00:25:19of this bungalow

00:25:20is searching to become a bride

00:25:21but these two

00:25:22fools are trying to

00:25:24wash away the stain of

00:25:25virginity on them

00:25:26with the water

00:25:27of this swimming pool.

00:25:28What are you thinking, Jeet?

00:25:29She knows that I've come to Bangkok and not to Shirdi, but still she's acting like a fool.

00:25:35These girls are like hens.

00:25:37They chase the hens out of the four villages and then meet them.

00:25:40I don't know what to do.

00:25:42I've just got an idea.

00:25:43Shall I tell you?

00:25:44Tell me.

00:25:45We'll scare them by telling them that there's a ghost in the house.

00:25:47And they'll be scared to death.

00:25:50And we'll say goodnight.

00:25:51These witches will be scared?

00:25:53Impossible.

00:25:54They'll scare us.

00:25:56I've got an idea.

00:26:00I'll jump into the water.

00:26:02You'll scream and call them.

00:26:04They'll come running.

00:26:07You'll tell them that Jeet is drowning.

00:26:09That's a great idea.

00:26:10I'll act as if I'm unconscious.

00:26:12Sheela will carry me in her arms.

00:26:14And she'll kiss me on the cheek.

00:26:19Why did you jump into the water?

00:26:21You shouldn't be late for such things.

00:26:23It's a sin.

00:26:24Girls are like ice cream.

00:26:26If you're late, you'll lose it.

00:26:28Go and call them.

00:26:30I'm drowning.

00:26:32Someone save me.

00:26:34I'm scared.

00:26:36Someone save me.

00:26:38Someone save me.

00:26:40Someone save me.

00:26:42If he dies, who'll take the corpse to India?

00:26:44What should I do?

00:26:45Jump into the water.

00:26:46Save him.

00:26:47Jump.

00:26:48Plan success.

00:26:50Be careful.

00:26:52Hurry up.

00:26:56The water is salty.

00:27:01Is he okay?

00:27:03He can't breathe.

00:27:05I'll teach him a lesson.

00:27:12What happened?

00:27:14I'm tired.

00:27:19He was acting as if he was 30 feet under the water.

00:27:23I'll teach him a lesson.

00:27:30That's a great idea.

00:27:32If he's a chili, how will he be a mango?

00:27:35He's aiming at me.

00:27:39Why are you sprinkling salt on the suji?

00:27:42It'll be fine.

00:27:44If something happens, there'll be a problem in the production.

00:27:47Tell me the plan.

00:27:49Okay.

00:27:50Let's do one thing.

00:27:52We'll tell them that the witches laid dozens of eggs.

00:27:56And we need a human midwife to take care of them.

00:27:58They'll sleep with us out of fear.

00:28:00What a great idea.

00:28:01Are you trying to be a politician?

00:28:03If we find a bathroom slipper,

00:28:05we'll hit you with that slipper and ruin your face.

00:28:07The swelling is increasing.

00:28:08Go and get ice from the sugarcane seller.

00:28:10Save me.

00:28:12Three minutes are up.

00:28:14How long will you scream?

00:28:15I want to hear him scream.

00:28:17He'll scream only when he's scared.

00:28:19What should we do?

00:28:20We'll scream first.

00:28:21Okay?

00:28:22One, two...

00:28:24A ghost!

00:28:26A ghost!

00:28:28What's going on?

00:28:30What's going on?

00:28:31There's a ghost in this house.

00:28:32A ghost?

00:28:33Go to your room.

00:28:35We can't sleep alone.

00:28:36If we sleep alone, he'll kill us.

00:28:39Should I come to your room?

00:28:41Me?

00:28:42Whom are you talking to?

00:28:43Jeet's friend.

00:28:46I swear, I feel better now.

00:28:50Okay.

00:28:51Wait in your room for five minutes.

00:28:52We'll go and change.

00:28:53Okay.

00:28:55Hmm...

00:29:03I swear, I'll make sure Ganga Maiya's country...

00:29:06...has a population of 200 crores.

00:29:14There's a silver leaf on the ice.

00:29:19She's already here.

00:29:22Someone's right.

00:29:23A woman and a hen are the same.

00:29:25Ever since I came here, I've never seen her so covered up.

00:29:29It's okay.

00:29:30I found out today that a woman's real jewellery is a sheet.

00:29:32Turn around.

00:29:33Hey, bride!

00:29:35I'm telling the truth.

00:29:36A woman is very shy.

00:29:38But it's okay.

00:29:39It's the melon that has to be cut.

00:29:41I'll have to pay for the game of love.

00:29:44What a body spray!

00:29:46I'll test it on my feet.

00:29:49She's very cooperative.

00:29:51Like a cooperative bank.

00:29:53How do I open an account?

00:29:56Is she wearing a German dress?

00:29:59Hey, woman!

00:30:00I'm going to test you now.

00:30:02Hmm...

00:30:03Kavya.

00:30:04Sheila.

00:30:05Sheila.

00:30:06I won.

00:30:07Hey!

00:30:17It's you.

00:30:18Why are you hitting me?

00:30:19There's a ghost inside.

00:30:20There's a ghost in my room too.

00:30:28Ghost!

00:30:29Run!

00:30:30Stop!

00:30:31Get out of here!

00:30:33They were so scared of the ghost...

00:30:36...that they couldn't see the difference...

00:30:38...between a ghost and their girlfriend.

00:30:40It's morning.

00:30:42They're having tea without sugar.

00:30:45Out of fear of the honey.

00:30:47Sheila.

00:30:48Please forgive me.

00:30:51Tell me...

00:30:53...whatever you're complaining about.

00:30:55Did you drink too much last night?

00:30:57First, you called me a ghost.

00:30:58Then, you tried to kill me.

00:31:00What are you saying?

00:31:01I won't even touch your shadow.

00:31:03I swear on you.

00:31:04There was no ghost in the room last night.

00:31:05Ghost, ghost, spirit, witch...

00:31:07...these are all books.

00:31:08There's a mirror in America to see ghosts.

00:31:10Should I get a pair for you?

00:31:11Please leave.

00:31:16Oh no!

00:31:17The hole is closed.

00:31:18What's closed?

00:31:20There's a gap of a month.

00:31:21So, the hole is closed.

00:31:24What did you say?

00:31:25The hole is closed?

00:31:26How will we live now?

00:31:27What happened?

00:31:28Why are you crying?

00:31:29Will you say something?

00:31:31Why are you crying?

00:31:33What did I say?

00:31:35What happened?

00:31:36Why are you crying?

00:31:38His hole is closed at the age of 26.

00:31:42What are you saying?

00:31:43Call the school teacher...

00:31:45...who will open his hole.

00:31:47What's the problem?

00:31:49Ask him.

00:31:50Why are you asking me?

00:31:52You tell me.

00:31:53There's a gap of a month.

00:31:54So, the hole is closed.

00:31:55What?

00:31:56The hole in my nose.

00:31:59What?

00:32:01I'm sure it's closed.

00:32:03Move aside.

00:32:04Let me see.

00:32:05Show me.

00:32:07Yes, the hole in my nose.

00:32:09I thought it was the hole in my nose.

00:32:11Go iron my clothes.

00:32:12I'll do it.

00:32:16The time of the night...

00:32:17...and the picture of the gold mine.

00:32:19What a combination!

00:32:30I can't open it.

00:32:31It must have opened due to the wind.

00:32:43Is the chain broken?

00:32:45Why is it opening again and again?

00:32:46Or is it because of the cleanliness of his hands?

00:33:00Open it.

00:33:02Hey!

00:33:03How dare you open my zip?

00:33:05I'm applying nail polish.

00:33:06Didn't you touch it?

00:33:08Are you a Taj Mahal to touch it?

00:33:10You're too much.

00:33:11I'll close it.

00:33:17I taught him so much...

00:33:18...but he hasn't learned anything.

00:33:20Get up.

00:33:21You didn't teach him to close the zip.

00:33:22You taught him to tie a string.

00:33:23Hey!

00:33:24Hold the zip with your clothes.

00:33:25Hold the zip.

00:33:28Do it.

00:33:30It's closed.

00:33:31Thank you.

00:33:32Hey!

00:33:34What's this?

00:33:35Your clothes are stuck.

00:33:36Be careful.

00:33:37Be careful.

00:33:38Be careful.

00:33:39Yes.

00:33:44It's too expensive.

00:33:45The chain shouldn't break.

00:33:48What happened?

00:33:49Why are you blushing?

00:33:50Actually...

00:33:51...my friend Jeet...

00:33:53...is playing PUBG...

00:33:54...with his girlfriend.

00:33:55That's why.

00:33:56Hey!

00:33:57Your friend is playing PUBG...

00:33:58...with your girlfriend.

00:34:00I suggest...

00:34:01...you get rid of your eyes...

00:34:02...and get a lizard.

00:34:04Be careful.

00:34:05Be careful.

00:34:08I agree.

00:34:09A lover doesn't love his wife...

00:34:10...as much as he loves his girlfriend.

00:34:12What are you doing?

00:34:13Stop.

00:34:14Oh, my God!

00:34:15The Kalyug...

00:34:16...Ramchandra was talking about...

00:34:17...has come.

00:34:19I won't spare you.

00:34:20What are you doing?

00:34:21Stop.

00:34:22Be careful.

00:34:23Be careful.

00:34:25I'm going to cry.

00:34:26What happened?

00:34:27I'll cut you with this knife.

00:34:28Then I'll give you a sword.

00:34:30What are you doing?

00:34:31The cloth is stuck.

00:34:32Oh, my God!

00:34:33He cut me.

00:34:34He's a poor widow.

00:34:36It's night time.

00:34:38Light up the candles.

00:34:39He's not a metal man.

00:34:42He's scared of the ghost...

00:34:43...so he's blowing...

00:34:44...instead of blowing.

00:34:48Hey!

00:34:49Why are you doing this?

00:34:53Looks like the glass...

00:34:54...doesn't want to drink this one.

00:34:55But I want to drink it.

00:34:57Hey!

00:34:59Are you a man or a pyjama?

00:35:00Or have you become...

00:35:01...a spectacled man?

00:35:04Go and pick it up.

00:35:05You get drunk...

00:35:06...as soon as you open the lid.

00:35:08How did the glass...

00:35:09...break on its own?

00:35:10Looks like I'm...

00:35:11...the one who's drunk.

00:35:15By the way, after drinking...

00:35:16...the Khamba...

00:35:17...I feel like something...

00:35:18...has come out of my throat.

00:35:19Hey, what are you doing?

00:35:20Do you want me to...

00:35:21...pull the bottle and hit you?

00:35:23How did it fall again?

00:35:25I had kept it in the right place.

00:35:26Now don't move from here.

00:35:32Can't you keep a box...

00:35:33...when it's broken?

00:35:34You're a drunkard.

00:35:35You're right.

00:35:36It's broken.

00:35:37If it's not broken by you...

00:35:38...then you keep it.

00:35:40Go.

00:35:43I'll keep it like this.

00:35:51I'll keep it like this.

00:36:09It's a powder.

00:36:10It's the powder...

00:36:11...used to play carroms.

00:36:12I swear...

00:36:13...the ghost of Mother Ganga...

00:36:14...will slip and fall...

00:36:15...as soon as he steps on it.

00:36:16Spray it all over.

00:36:17Spray it all over.

00:36:18Spray it all over.

00:36:20I've arranged it.

00:36:21Let's go.

00:36:26What happened now?

00:36:28What will happen?

00:36:29There's a ghost in the house.

00:36:32I had so many dreams.

00:36:40What's that sound?

00:36:43Don't make a sound.

00:36:49I'm sure it's the ghost.

00:36:51Come on, ghosts.

00:36:52The ghost is here.

00:36:56What happened?

00:36:58The ghost is swallowing the food.

00:37:01Spirits eat air...

00:37:02...not food.

00:37:03If that's the case...

00:37:04...then you'll have to...

00:37:05...marry us right now.

00:37:07Is that so?

00:37:08Open the door.

00:37:09Let's open it.

00:37:10Open the door.

00:37:11If the ghost comes out...

00:37:12...then I'll go and hug Kavya.

00:37:14Get out.

00:37:16Look.

00:37:17Look at the footsteps.

00:37:20The spirits aren't wearing slippers.

00:37:21It's the same footprint.

00:37:25Come on.

00:37:26Let's go that way.

00:37:28If we can control the ghost...

00:37:30...then we can scare people...

00:37:31...and become millionaires.

00:37:32I swear on Mother Ganga.

00:37:35This is the 8th footprint.

00:37:37We used to work in a shoe shop.

00:37:40That's why we know.

00:37:42This footprint...

00:37:43...has gone towards the door.

00:37:46Don't do it.

00:37:49The ghost is resting inside.

00:37:51Let's open the door.

00:37:52Don't do that.

00:37:53There's a ghost inside.

00:37:54It's not a 50% sale.

00:37:55Open the door.

00:37:56If I open the door...

00:37:57...then she'll run away.

00:37:58I'll cut the door open...

00:37:59...and put a window in it.

00:38:00Then you can stay awake.

00:38:01You open the door.

00:38:02The spirit must be changing her clothes.

00:38:03She'll come running.

00:38:04No, she'll snatch our clothes.

00:38:05These people...

00:38:06...open the door quietly.

00:38:07I told you to open the door.

00:38:08I don't want to do...

00:38:09...as much as you insist.

00:38:11Brother Ganga.

00:38:12Don't do this.

00:38:13Let go of me.

00:38:14I'll kill you.

00:38:16I'll kill you.

00:38:17I'll kill you.

00:38:18I'll kill you.

00:38:19I'll kill you.

00:38:20You two hit me...

00:38:21...as if I was a goat.

00:38:24It hurts a lot.

00:38:28I didn't recognize uncle in the dark.

00:38:30Shut up.

00:38:31You can only...

00:38:32...praise girls.

00:38:34You can never...

00:38:35...truly love them.

00:38:36Because of people like you...

00:38:37...boys are infamous.

00:38:39Sheila, you...

00:38:40I was wrong.

00:38:41I thought I'd change you.

00:38:43But you won't change...

00:38:44...in any lifetime.

00:38:45I've changed.

00:38:46You wanted to take advantage of me.

00:38:47I hate you.

00:38:48Sheila, I lost my focus...

00:38:49...because of her.

00:38:50I'm going back...

00:38:51...by tomorrow's flight.

00:38:52Sheila, listen to me.

00:38:53Sheila.

00:38:54Shut up.

00:38:55Sheila.

00:38:56Sheila.

00:38:57That means...

00:38:58...my line is clear.

00:39:01Party.

00:39:02Party.

00:39:03I think her confidence...

00:39:04...is increasing in loneliness.

00:39:05We'll teach her a lesson.

00:39:07Sheila.

00:39:09Listen.

00:39:12The interior decorator...

00:39:13...of this house was a total mess.

00:39:14Who puts a sticker...

00:39:15...in the middle of the glass?

00:39:16Control, Vasu.

00:39:17Control.

00:39:20I think she's going to die...

00:39:21...before the expiry date.

00:39:24As long as there's a pass...

00:39:25...there's a hope.

00:39:26Our profit...

00:39:27...their loss.

00:39:29I came here to mend my ways.

00:39:30But this ghost got in the way.

00:39:31Think about it.

00:39:32Even after coming to Bangkok...

00:39:33...I'm still with you.

00:39:34Sheila, you win.

00:39:36Sheila.

00:39:40Why did I come here?

00:39:42This voice...

00:39:43Instead of marrying a human...

00:39:44...it's better to marry an animal.

00:39:45There's no humanity...

00:39:46...in this.

00:39:47If it's Sheila's birth...

00:39:48Why did I come here with her?

00:39:49She...

00:39:50She made the biggest mistake...

00:39:51...of her life.

00:39:52Where did she go?

00:39:54Hey, Chikni.

00:39:57Looking good.

00:40:16I knew you'd come, Jeet.

00:40:19You've really won my heart.

00:40:24Today, we'll write a diary...

00:40:26...in golden letters.

00:40:27Help!

00:40:31Hold me in your arms, Jeet.

00:40:38I'll burn myself to ashes...

00:40:40...in this kitchen.

00:40:42I'll burn myself to ashes...

00:40:44...in this kitchen.

00:40:57There's a ghost!

00:40:58There's a ghost!

00:41:00I told you, there's a ghost in this house.

00:41:01Let's go!

00:41:02Run!

00:41:03Open the door!

00:41:04Someone tell me!

00:41:05Open the door!

00:41:06Open the door!

00:41:07Open the door!

00:41:08Open the door!

00:41:09Open the door!

00:41:10Open the door!

00:41:11Open the door!

00:41:12Open the door!

00:41:13Open the door!

00:41:14Open the door!

00:41:15Open the door!

00:41:16Wait!

00:41:17Why did you hit me?

00:41:18Hey!

00:41:19Wait, I'll call the priest.

00:41:20Girls, listen!

00:41:21The elders are right.

00:41:22Girls can be very mean.

00:41:29I think...

00:41:30...he's been electrocuted.

00:41:33Egyptian Thailand?

00:41:35What's going on?

00:41:36Let me see his face.

00:41:37Let me see his face.

00:41:39His face is burnt.

00:41:40Hey!

00:41:47Hello, babies!

00:41:50I've been waiting...

00:41:51...for a bachelor like you...

00:41:53...in this bungalow for years.

00:41:56When I was about to get married...

00:41:58...the priest had...

00:41:59...put too much ghee in the fire.

00:42:02My husband...

00:42:03...became a monk.

00:42:05Since then, I've been struggling.

00:42:08You know...

00:42:09...it was my love marriage.

00:42:11But on the 13th day...

00:42:13...when his boyfriend got married...

00:42:15...my soul has been searching...

00:42:17...for a bachelor like you.

00:42:19One of you...

00:42:20...will have to be my groom.

00:42:23Or else, I'll tell my ghost friend...

00:42:25...to slit your throats.

00:42:27Only after marriage...

00:42:28...will my soul rest in peace.

00:42:31Whoever wants to marry me...

00:42:33...will become a ghost like me...

00:42:35...after the wedding night.

00:42:36He'll die.

00:42:38She's dead.

00:42:39Yeah!

00:42:42The fear of a ghost...

00:42:43...can not only make you scream...

00:42:44...but also make you laugh.

00:42:46Hey!

00:42:47Why are you laughing?

00:42:49I can't stop laughing.

00:42:52Why?

00:42:54The ghost wants a bachelor.

00:42:56So?

00:42:58What's the problem?

00:43:00I can understand that I'm a bachelor.

00:43:02That I've never had a girlfriend.

00:43:04But today I've found out...

00:43:06...that I've never had a girlfriend.

00:43:09Don't laugh. It's the truth.

00:43:11Hey!

00:43:12I thought...

00:43:13...you were a monster.

00:43:15But today I've found out...

00:43:17...that you're an idiot.

00:43:21Hey!

00:43:22The account is still open.

00:43:24I'm coming.

00:43:26So, Zarina...

00:43:28...Kareena...

00:43:30...Raveena...

00:43:31...Nagina...

00:43:34...were you just friends?

00:43:36You were wearing a police uniform...

00:43:38...but it was a fancy one.

00:43:40The gun was loaded.

00:43:42But I couldn't fire it.

00:43:44Everyone is scared of me.

00:43:46You've lost your mind.

00:43:50Hey!

00:43:51What are you doing?

00:43:52I'm taking out a coin.

00:43:53Is this a coin from a movie?

00:43:55It's not a coin.

00:43:56But it'll do the job.

00:43:57It's a dummy.

00:43:58And it'll make the decision.

00:43:59If it's a dummy...

00:44:00...then I'll worry about the dummy.

00:44:02And if it's a dummy...

00:44:03...then I'll run away from here.

00:44:06Shall I make a toast?

00:44:17This money is very expensive.

00:44:19Huh?

00:44:20Neither here nor there.

00:44:22The truth is...

00:44:23...that women don't tolerate us.

00:44:25Now that she's a dummy...

00:44:26...maybe she'll tolerate us.

00:44:27We just have to show her...

00:44:28...the real face of a man.

00:44:30Is it possible?

00:44:31Yes.

00:44:32Like a ghost.

00:44:38I'm glad you woke up.

00:44:50We're almost there.

00:44:51Run!

00:44:52Oh, no!

00:44:59All is fair.

00:45:03Haha!

00:45:10Let's do it again.

00:45:11It's fun.

00:45:16Hey!

00:45:17Why do you drink if you can't swallow?

00:45:19Now that you've drunk our liquor...

00:45:20...you've paid for it.

00:45:21Give us the fun of a swing in the monsoon.

00:45:25It's fun.

00:45:26It's not powerful.

00:45:27It's just 5 feet high.

00:45:28The swing one.

00:45:29Do it fast.

00:45:30Why?

00:45:31Are you out of breath?

00:45:32Lift more.

00:45:33He's scaring us with a dummy.

00:45:35If you have the guts, come forward.

00:45:36I'm a triple black belt too.

00:45:40Welcome to my channel.

00:45:41So...

00:45:42Friends, today I'll show you...

00:45:43...a dummy.

00:45:44If you don't believe me...

00:45:45...then press the subscribe button...

00:45:46...and believe me.

00:45:47As soon as I count to three...

00:45:48...a dummy will come out of my back.

00:45:50Let's count to three.

00:45:51One.

00:45:52Two.

00:45:53Three.

00:45:58One second.

00:46:00Hey, come here.

00:46:01Come here.

00:46:02What's wrong with you?

00:46:03You've coated with iron.

00:46:04Don't you understand?

00:46:05I told you to count to three...

00:46:06...and come out of my back.

00:46:07Go back.

00:46:08Okay.

00:46:09Okay.

00:46:10Ready?

00:46:11One.

00:46:12Two.

00:46:13Three.

00:46:20Take this.

00:46:26What do you want?

00:46:27The auspicious time...

00:46:28...to get married to me.

00:46:29What's this?

00:46:30You've been doing the same thing...

00:46:31...for so long.

00:46:32Have you found a priest?

00:46:34Don't you know...

00:46:35...that no priest gets married...

00:46:36...to a ghost?

00:46:37Get lost.

00:46:38There's a lot of dandruff in your hair.

00:46:40Don't you take a bath?

00:46:41Dirty girl.

00:46:42Even the ghost will get scared...

00:46:43...when it sees your face.

00:46:44She gets married...

00:46:45...and she gets crazy.

00:46:47Don't go for the face all the time.

00:46:49Use your brain sometimes.

00:46:56Hi.

00:46:59Looks like the Goddess of Rain...

00:47:01...has appeared in front of our house.

00:47:07I got drenched in the rain.

00:47:08Can I get some rice?

00:47:11Hey.

00:47:12Why are you shaking...

00:47:13...when you see her?

00:47:14My knees are itching.

00:47:16And I'm feeling...

00:47:17...out of control.

00:47:20Can I come in?

00:47:21Come in.

00:47:28Let's get a mat.

00:47:31The sofa will get wet.

00:47:32It'll dry up in the heat.

00:47:37Wipe it properly.

00:47:39Scrub.

00:47:40Scrub.

00:47:41Scrub.

00:47:42Scrub.

00:47:43Scrub.

00:47:46Is there no one else at home?

00:47:49We are enough for you.

00:47:51Don't you have a girlfriend?

00:47:53I had one once.

00:47:54I'll leave her if I have one.

00:47:55Don't worry.

00:47:57It's stuck.

00:47:58Wait, I'll get some water.

00:47:59Wait.

00:48:01Where's the water?

00:48:02Where's the jug?

00:48:03The ghost drinks all the water.

00:48:05Careful.

00:48:09There's no water.

00:48:10Open it.

00:48:11Check in the fridge.

00:48:12It must be here.

00:48:14Open the fridge.

00:48:15It's not here.

00:48:26It's getting dirty.

00:48:27New system.

00:48:30The world's most expensive mineral water.

00:48:33If we get this water every day...

00:48:35...all our illnesses will be cured.

00:48:38This water has a lot of calcium and iron.

00:48:51Hello.

00:48:52Yes, tell me.

00:48:53Did you guys have breakfast?

00:48:55We are hungry.

00:48:56Water is filling our stomachs.

00:48:58What?

00:48:59Coconut water.

00:49:03Where's the restroom?

00:49:05Inside the bedroom.

00:49:06Inside the bedroom?

00:49:07Okay.

00:49:08Let's take her to the kitchen.

00:49:10I think she'll make a good sandwich.

00:49:13Shall I go?

00:49:14Yes, call her if you want.

00:49:15Let's go.

00:49:16She's here.

00:49:17Careful.

00:49:18Don't get up.

00:49:19It's ringing.

00:49:20It's ringing.

00:49:21It's ringing.

00:49:22It's ringing.

00:49:24Open the door.

00:49:25You come too.

00:49:26No, I'll stay here.

00:49:27Jawan must have rang the bell.

00:49:28He'll get beaten up.

00:49:29You go.

00:49:30Open it.

00:49:31Who is it?

00:49:34Who is it?

00:49:35Our Desi.

00:49:39Where did she go?

00:49:40She disappeared.

00:49:41Disappeared?

00:49:43I think she must have hidden in the bathroom.

00:49:45Let's deal with her first.

00:49:46Yes.

00:49:48I don't know what will happen.

00:49:49We got a chance to act.

00:49:50Give us a full performance.

00:49:53I hope that ghost didn't bother you.

00:49:55Are you guys okay?

00:49:56Yes.

00:49:57We were very worried.

00:49:58That's why we left her.

00:49:59We went to catch the ghost's tortoise.

00:50:01What do you mean?

00:50:02He's a Tantric.

00:50:03Ghosts dance to his footsteps.

00:50:07It looks like they are roaming in the streets.

00:50:11But they were chased by dogs and monkeys.

00:50:19Father, come with us.

00:50:21And get rid of that ghost.

00:50:26Long live, father.

00:50:27Long live.

00:50:28Father saw through the third eye that there is a dangerous ghost in your house.

00:50:32Father was wearing a sandal and was doing penance.

00:50:35That's why he knows.

00:50:36Don't say anything.

00:50:37Father's kiss is expensive.

00:50:38Whatever you say, we will give.

00:50:40Okay.

00:50:45Whether they catch the tortoise or not.

00:50:47They will definitely catch that thirsty guest.

00:50:49It seems that both of them have lost their passports.

00:50:52They look like Africans.

00:50:58What happened?

00:51:00Father saw through the third eye that there is a meeting of ghosts inside.

00:51:04He smelled it and said that there is a ghost in the house.

00:51:06It's the trick of fraudsters.

00:51:07They say that there is a ghost as soon as they enter the house.

00:51:09Father, tell us the next plan.

00:51:11We will rob all the wealth of the house and put it in his bank.

00:51:14And we will enjoy with his interest.

00:51:17We will have to go abroad for that.

00:51:19So we will go to Bangkok and Nepal.

00:51:22Yes, mother.

00:51:23Long live, father.

00:51:24God bless you.

00:51:25What blessings are they distributing to each other?

00:51:27We are having a meeting.

00:51:28We will have to watch all night.

00:51:29Yes, father.

00:51:30Shall we enter?

00:51:31Do it.

00:51:33He is smelling.

00:51:34It seems that he was a dog in his previous birth.

00:51:37What happened?

00:51:38Got it, father.

00:51:40No one will follow us from here.

00:51:42There is a ghost trap ahead.

00:51:45Father, touch it.

00:51:49Go, father.

00:51:50Father.

00:51:54It's a box from the Mughal era.

00:51:56It's full of jewellery.

00:51:59If he is a father, then he must be a bachelor.

00:52:01I wish the ghost catches him.

00:52:08Father, it's made of sandalwood.

00:52:11I will watch a South Indian film in this.

00:52:13What will you watch?

00:52:14Fashion TV.

00:52:16Father, the truth is strong ahead.

00:52:27Father, there is a kitchen here.

00:52:29You will not get anything other than salt, chilli and garlic.

00:52:33Father, there is a kitchen here.

00:52:35You will not get anything other than salt, chilli and garlic.

00:52:37Father, there is a kitchen here.

00:52:39You will not get anything other than salt, chilli and garlic.

00:52:43He is spoiling cleanliness.

00:52:46Father, you will spit in front.

00:52:47Left, right.

00:52:48Don't open it.

00:52:49Don't stop father.

00:52:50Father, it's a red car.

00:52:52Open the door.

00:52:58This red car will turn black.

00:53:00You will see.

00:53:03Father, this house is not ending.

00:53:07Open the door.

00:53:10Mother, he is dead.

00:53:13Where did that African go?

00:53:15This is not a room.

00:53:16This is a resort.

00:53:17We will steal this place and give it on rent.

00:53:21We will get a crane and pick up the resort.

00:53:26Such a big bed.

00:53:28Six people can sleep in a group on one bed, father.

00:53:31Have they left?

00:53:33Now the ghost will untie their clothes.

00:53:36Hello.

00:53:38Madam, what are you doing here?

00:53:40Why are you wearing a top so soon?

00:53:41I am also sad about this.

00:53:42If they see us like this, they will ask us who we are.

00:53:45Didn't you recognize me?

00:53:47Look that side.

00:53:51Who are you?

00:53:53It was a tight drape.

00:53:54Tell me, does a girl wear a men's drape?

00:53:57I still don't understand.

00:53:59It's me.

00:54:00It's me.

00:54:01I was scared of Pandit.

00:54:04What did you say?

00:54:06I don't look good.

00:54:08Do I look good now?

00:54:09If you run fast, they will kill us.

00:54:11Wait a second.

00:54:13Father, come here.

00:54:14Let's eat something.

00:54:15I am hungry.

00:54:16If we sell the stuff in this room, we will be in trouble.

00:54:18Let's eat.

00:54:21Let's ask for a truck from the rental shop.

00:54:23We will take the whole room at night.

00:54:26Two claps.

00:54:27Let's eat.

00:54:28Don't react.

00:54:31No.

00:54:33Father.

00:54:35Father can't see in the day because he is blind.

00:54:39Because he is blind.

00:54:41He can only see the ghost at night.

00:54:43We will need some stuff to scare the ghost.

00:54:45At least.

00:54:47The ghost won't run away if we don't have anything.

00:54:57Don't look.

00:54:58Order online.

00:54:59Lord Ganesha.

00:55:02Yes, eat everything.

00:55:07I have got such food after 20 years.

00:55:10Eat. Eat.

00:55:16Father, the chicken's bone is in the throat.

00:55:19Now it will cook.

00:55:25After 8 o'clock tonight.

00:55:27Whether there is an earthquake or a quake.

00:55:29Why isn't there water to wash in the room?

00:55:31Why doesn't the roof burst with screams?

00:55:33No one will come out of the room or peep.

00:55:35But has anyone come out?

00:55:37No one will come out.

00:55:39This is what we want.

00:55:40Now eat your food.

00:55:42This father and sister-in-law have come to remove it from here.

00:55:45It's time to become a village head.

00:55:46Not a shadow of a ghost.

00:55:47Precious stuff.

00:55:48Everyone is sitting in Duba's room.

00:55:50So let's do a testing by shouting.

00:55:52Mic testing.

00:55:53One.

00:55:54Two.

00:55:55Three.

00:55:58Do you remember?

00:55:59No one will come out.

00:56:00It's a melodious ghost.

00:56:01It seems like an orchestra of ghosts.

00:56:07Were you scared to see a witch?

00:56:08No, I saw you.

00:56:09Shut up.

00:56:10Come on.

00:56:17Shall we carry the whole house along with the wall?

00:56:19If we carry the house, who will carry us?

00:56:21We will have to bring the crane.

00:56:23Chill.

00:56:24The crane won't be able to come inside.

00:56:26Let's do one thing.

00:56:27Let's bring the donkey.

00:56:28We will put the stuff on it.

00:56:29Why do we have to bring the donkey?

00:56:30You are the donkey.

00:56:31We will put it on you.

00:56:32It will be done for free.

00:56:33Good idea.

00:56:35Let's go.

00:56:39Chill.

00:56:40It won't be so antique even in a museum.

00:56:42Yes, I can see it.

00:56:43I didn't give my eyes on the hill.

00:56:45We will rob it from here and put it in the locker of the bank.

00:56:48Treasure.

00:56:56This is the treasure.

00:56:57Yes.

00:56:58We will give it to the goldsmith.

00:56:59We will make a lioness out of it.

00:57:00We will put it in the pub.

00:57:01Yes, with the lioness.

00:57:02First, give me the gold brick.

00:57:03I will take it.

00:57:04Give it quickly.

00:57:05Take it.

00:57:06Fill it in the sack.

00:57:07Two gold bricks.

00:57:08Where should I put it?

00:57:09Where should I put it?

00:57:10Where should I put it?

00:57:11I will keep it here.

00:57:12Then I will wrap it in my dress.

00:57:13Give it quickly.

00:57:14Four.

00:57:15Yes, four.

00:57:16Where did it go?

00:57:17No, no.

00:57:18Maybe this is the first round.

00:57:19Lala, give it quickly.

00:57:20Four and two is six.

00:57:21Yes.

00:57:22Two is six.

00:57:23It is increasing like the population of India.

00:57:24Good.

00:57:26Take it.

00:57:27Wrap it.

00:57:28Yes, I have wrapped it.

00:57:29This is the interest of the bank.

00:57:30I am getting more and more.

00:57:31I am not able to hide it.

00:57:32You are giving it to me.

00:57:33But if I keep it there,

00:57:34it disappears.

00:57:35That means,

00:57:36you are reversing it.

00:57:37Baldie,

00:57:38are you hiding in the nightie?

00:57:39There is another treasure there.

00:57:40Where is it?

00:57:41Where is it?

00:57:42There is another company.

00:57:43Who is she?

00:57:44Has she washed her face with mud?

00:57:45I think,

00:57:46she had a reaction to the medicine.

00:57:47Am I right?

00:57:48Was the expiry date empty?

00:57:49Did the skin doctor

00:57:50give it to you?

00:57:51No, no.

00:57:52There is another company.

00:57:53Who is she?

00:57:54Has she washed her face with mud?

00:57:55Did the skin doctor give it to you?

00:57:59Is she also robbing

00:58:00like us?

00:58:02You are right.

00:58:03Do you think

00:58:04you can scare us

00:58:05by putting lenses

00:58:06and make-up on our eyes?

00:58:07Are we the ghosts or godfather?

00:58:08Partnership with us

00:58:09for 75-25.

00:58:10If your family comes,

00:58:11they will beat you up

00:58:12and make you a ghost.

00:58:13Let's give her a deal.

00:58:14I will come.

00:58:15If she likes my face,

00:58:16I will marry you.

00:58:17Let's go.

00:58:18This bungalow is mine.

00:58:19I rent it out

00:58:20and make her live.

00:58:23I am the most famous ghost in this area.

00:58:26Go and ask anyone.

00:58:28Are you a witch?

00:58:31She is a ghost.

00:58:32She is a witch.

00:58:33She is a witch.

00:58:34She is a ghost.

00:58:35She is good at acting.

00:58:36Light camera. Action.

00:58:43She is a ghost. Sorry.

00:58:53She is a ghost.

00:59:00She hits with the hands of a transformer.

00:59:03Run. Run.

00:59:04You can't win against me in racing.

00:59:06I have got skating shoes fitted on my feet.

00:59:11I think she has left.

00:59:17It's a double roll.

00:59:20Oh, God.

00:59:23Oh, God.

00:59:24She has hit me with the double roll.

00:59:29Help. Help.

00:59:30Open the door. Open the door.

00:59:33I think the ghost has caught her.

00:59:34She wants to come inside. Let's open the door.

00:59:37Wait for a little while.

00:59:38The ghost will lick the thumb of my feet and apologize.

00:59:40Hey, lady.

00:59:41Did you put the chaat masala on your thumb?

00:59:44I don't have the strength.

00:59:45Let's do one thing.

00:59:46We will go to the terrace and jump.

00:59:48We will become a ghost and kill her too.

00:59:50Let's play ghost.

00:59:54Let's go. Let's go.

00:59:55Why don't you switch on the light in the dark?

00:59:56The light doesn't turn on.

00:59:57Run. Run.

00:59:58The door has opened.

00:59:59Run. Run.

01:00:02What kind of security is this?

01:00:05There is no such security in the world.

01:00:07Who has put the antivirus here?

01:00:10I think the ghost has put a double lock here.

01:00:13Those boys must have the key.

01:00:14Let's go and get it.

01:00:15Let's go. Let's go.

01:00:18Press it. Press it.

01:00:19Press it properly.

01:00:24What's going on?

01:00:25I was ringing the bell.

01:00:26Did it ring or not?

01:00:27It didn't ring.

01:00:29I haven't paid the bill for 20 years.

01:00:31How will it ring?

01:00:32Why are you ringing our bell?

01:00:34I am telling you that I am a ghost.

01:00:36Why don't you believe me?

01:00:37You are so beautiful that the heart doesn't believe that you are a ghost.

01:00:40I will have to break the coconut today.

01:00:49It seems that the ghost is embroidering on their presence.

01:00:52Even I feel the same.

01:00:54You are misunderstanding.

01:00:56He is beating the ghost.

01:00:57Hail Goddess Durga.

01:00:58Hail Goddess Durga.

01:00:59Hail Goddess Durga.

01:01:00Hail Goddess Durga.

01:01:01Save me. Save me.

01:01:06You were telling the truth.

01:01:07There is a ghost in the house.

01:01:08They know.

01:01:09I have met him many times.

01:01:11My sister loves him.

01:01:13I have an idea.

01:01:14Make a Tik Tok video of the ghost.

01:01:15We will get so many likes that we will become rich.

01:01:18One second.

01:01:19I have a question.

01:01:20Father is unmarried.

01:01:21That's why he is not able to go out.

01:01:22But sister, you can go out.

01:01:23Go and try once.

01:01:24Grandfather and grandfather are a couple.

01:01:26How?

01:01:27I swear.

01:01:28How do I explain?

01:01:30Just like Laila, Majnu, Hir, Ranjha.

01:01:32Grandfather and grandfather are the same.

01:01:33What kind of a couple is this?

01:01:34There is a room nearby.

01:01:35Spend the night there.

01:01:36We will talk in the morning.

01:01:37She will make Khakhra by morning.

01:01:38This is a matter of great joy.

01:01:40Go inside and eat.

01:01:41Go.

01:01:42I don't eat Khakhra.

01:01:43Go, sister.

01:01:44Fibra.

01:01:45Give me Fibra.

01:01:46No.

01:01:47I won't go out.

01:01:48It's okay.

01:01:49It's dark.

01:01:50Let's go.

01:01:51They don't know how to use a knife.

01:01:54But they ask their father to get them a gun.

01:01:58We have to hunt ghosts.

01:02:02Hey, Jill.

01:02:03I put black salt in yesterday's food.

01:02:05Okay.

01:02:06I don't have the habit of eating.

01:02:07So my stomach is upset.

01:02:08Hold your breath for a minute.

01:02:09Why?

01:02:10I have to freshen up the room.

01:02:12Oh.

01:02:13Oh.

01:02:14Hey, baldy.

01:02:15Did you put black salt in the food?

01:02:17I couldn't control myself.

01:02:24Hold on.

01:02:25Mother is coming.

01:02:29Hey.

01:02:30I think a lot of dust has entered.

01:02:32It's itching.

01:02:33Remove it.

01:02:34Remove it.

01:02:35Baldy.

01:02:37Should I remove all the clothes?

01:02:38Yes.

01:02:40Slowly.

01:02:41Slowly.

01:02:42What's going on?

01:02:44Why is Jack and Jill moving so much?

01:02:46The color of the clothes matches the color of the wheat.

01:02:51Hey.

01:02:52What are you looking at?

01:02:53Jack and Jill are going up the hill.

01:02:55Isn't it looking good?

01:02:56Jeet.

01:02:57There is a lot of injustice.

01:02:58I can't bear to see it.

01:03:00Yes, I'll remove it.

01:03:01Wait.

01:03:02I'll remove all of it.

01:03:03I think they sold everything and ate it.

01:03:05When will we get our share?

01:03:06Hey.

01:03:07What are you doing here?

01:03:08Look at this.

01:03:09Sex education is going on.

01:03:10Is your itch less or not?

01:03:12Tell me.

01:03:13Hey, baldy.

01:03:14Don't mess with him.

01:03:15Hey.

01:03:16Hey.

01:03:17Hey.

01:03:18Hey.

01:03:19Hey.

01:03:20Hey.

01:03:21Hey.

01:03:22Hey.

01:03:23Hey.

01:03:24Hey.

01:03:25Hey.

01:03:26Hey.

01:03:27Hey.

01:03:28Hey.

01:03:29Hey.

01:03:30Hey.

01:03:31Hey.

01:03:32Hey.

01:03:33Hey.

01:03:34Hey.

01:03:35Hey.

01:03:36Hey.

01:03:37Hey.

01:03:38They've come for the ficus.

01:03:39Don't leave.

01:03:40Don't leave without eating.

01:03:41Get out of our house.

01:03:42Can't do that.

01:03:43Why?

01:03:44We're removed just till now.

01:03:45We're trapped.

01:03:46We're trapped.

01:03:47Get out.

01:03:48From here.

01:03:49Not in the wardrobes.

01:03:50Father who makes everyone's confession.

01:03:51Will make his own confession today.

01:03:52Father's skin willetics will be torn apart.

01:03:54Should I tell our sad story?

01:03:57Let me guess.

01:04:01You entered into a house to commit robbery.

01:04:03Everyone in the house started making noise.

01:04:05And you jumped of a wall and hid inside the room.

01:04:07They were looking for you outside and you were gossiping in your room.

01:04:13They are outside. Thailand's police take you to the land and shoot you on the thigh.

01:04:19What to do? Think, think.

01:04:22Hey Jhil, listen. You wear this Ghagra and I will wear this.

01:04:26Sister-in-law's wear Ghagra. Why should I wear?

01:04:29That's why I gave you. Father-none's relationship is pure. Wear it.

01:04:32I will apply some perfume.

01:04:33And when you came out of the room in the morning,

01:04:36the people who were looking for you to cut your head at night,

01:04:39those people fell at your feet and started asking you for blessings.

01:04:43Why are they begging?

01:04:45They are not begging. They are the troubled people of the world. They are asking for help.

01:04:49Now it's time to sprinkle water on them and earn money, father.

01:04:52They will sprinkle so much that there will be a flood.

01:04:54Now start father's acting.

01:04:56Look, I will wake up their soul now.

01:04:58Which pot are you talking about? And why did you get so shocked?

01:05:01My mobile got vibrated.

01:05:03Is it?

01:05:05God bless you all.

01:05:07Madan, I got your umbrella and shade.

01:05:10So this was your black magic.

01:05:12Did you see the twist in the story?

01:05:16I have changed my clothes, not my nature.

01:05:21The big cup of tea is mine. Order biscuits too.

01:05:23The big cup of tea is mine. Order biscuits too.

01:05:26Hey, you black camel born in the desert of Rajasthan, go away.

01:05:29You are wearing a black gown and deceiving Christians and Muslims by wearing a cap.

01:05:33Hey, get up.

01:05:35You have become heavy with tea.

01:05:37To save myself from that ghost, I have seen you in underwear. Take off this Christian burqa.

01:05:40Prem, as soon as I passed my SSC, I got married.

01:05:43And as soon as I failed my HSC, I had two kids.

01:05:45It's a shame that you guys are still single.

01:05:47He used to go to college or come to the hotel.

01:05:48Hey, earlier I used to love with my heart.

01:05:51And today's girls only love with money.

01:05:53Show them your fun.

01:05:55She will wrap you like a snake.

01:05:57And then, give them hot food.

01:06:01Then there will be a fire and there will be a blaze.

01:06:05What is there in my food? Tell me.

01:06:07You keep quiet. Your fire is extinguished.

01:06:09Uncle, I don't know how to cook food.

01:06:13I knew you would say this.

01:06:14That's why I have called Salma D'Souza to cook food.

01:06:18Salma D'Souza.

01:06:20I have heard of Salma Sheikh and Salma Ansari.

01:06:22But D'Souza?

01:06:24She is Salma D'Souza.

01:06:26She is a living example of secularism.

01:06:28She is from Lucknow.

01:06:30And she cooks food very well.

01:06:32Salma salutes everyone.

01:06:34Hi.

01:06:36Hi.

01:06:38Hello.

01:06:41What is your name, uncle?

01:06:42Jack.

01:06:44You have made my heart high, Jack.

01:06:47So sweet.

01:06:50Hi.

01:06:52Listen, Salma.

01:06:54How can you slap Jack when all of us are here?

01:06:58He always interferes.

01:07:00Go and put oil in the pan.

01:07:02Okay.

01:07:04Someday, I will put soft lotion on your bald head.

01:07:13My dear friends.

01:07:15I will serve you colourful dishes.

01:07:17Item number one.

01:07:19Lucknow's Lungde Lule Tunde Kebab.

01:07:22Salma.

01:07:24I am very hungry.

01:07:26Won't you serve me anything?

01:07:28This is not an item for you.

01:07:30I will serve you fried tongue.

01:07:32Item number two.

01:07:34Black Korma of crow's wings.

01:07:36Item number three.

01:07:38Chinese Bhel and Kulcha.

01:07:40Chinese Kulcha?

01:07:42And Gulgule along with it.

01:07:44Your heart is beating fast, isn't it, Jack?

01:07:46Tell me.

01:07:48What does this have to do with Bhutni?

01:07:50It has to do with her.

01:07:52What does Bhutni want from you?

01:07:54She wants us to love her.

01:07:56And she wants to do all those things which..

01:07:58..are done on the first night of marriage.

01:08:00What does a couple need to lead a happy married life?

01:08:02A room.

01:08:04Shut up, you fool.

01:08:06What does a man need?

01:08:08Stamina.

01:08:10Strength like a horse.

01:08:12Don't get carried away, uncle.

01:08:14Stamina, horse power, muscles.

01:08:17I will add oil of R&D to it..

01:08:19..to finish everything.

01:08:21As soon as Bhutni comes on the stage of marriage..

01:08:23..she will know that her groom..

01:08:25..is not worthy of lifting the veil.

01:08:27Waste piece.

01:08:29Neither will there be a bass nor will Bhutni play the flute.

01:08:31People think that working is a big thing.

01:08:34But sitting idle is such a big thing.

01:08:37Someone should ask them.

01:08:39I am fed up of sitting idle.

01:08:40I can't even play PUBG on my mobile.

01:08:43Why are you all sitting like rotten eggs?

01:08:46It's such a cold party that I am feeling suffocated.

01:08:49Put a matchstick in the party.

01:08:51How do I put a matchstick?

01:08:53Let's play a game.

01:08:55All of you will feel suffocated.

01:08:57This is a Turkish game.

01:08:59It's called a bottle game.

01:09:01The rules are very simple.

01:09:03You put the bottle in the middle and spin it..

01:09:05..as if the world is spinning.

01:09:07And the one in front of whom the bottle will stop..

01:09:08..will be punished.

01:09:10Why are you drooling?

01:09:12It's not necessary to do it in front of everyone.

01:09:14If you feel shy, you can do it in the room.

01:09:16There is only one condition.

01:09:18The one who spins the bottle will have to do whatever he says.

01:09:20Otherwise, he will be fined two lakh dollars.

01:09:22Wow! I will ruin his game.

01:09:25We will make him fall in love all night.

01:09:28Even if our blood pressure drops in the morning.

01:09:30Let's see who wins.

01:09:32Father's number is first.

01:09:34I know. You are the first one.

01:09:36I hope you don't lose the bottle.

01:09:44Listen, bottle.

01:09:46Swear on the entire church of Goa.

01:09:48Stop at Salma's side.

01:09:53Me?

01:09:55Tell me, what should I present?

01:09:57Not in a public place.

01:09:59Then?

01:10:01I will tell you in four walls.

01:10:03Our game is more interesting.

01:10:04You guys play this boring game.

01:10:06Bye.

01:10:08This is called a black tired horse running in the army.

01:10:11Give me a bottle too.

01:10:16Well played, Jack.

01:10:21Jack.

01:10:23We are inside the four walls.

01:10:25Tell me, what do you want?

01:10:27I want your company.

01:10:31Naughty.

01:10:32You are an old monkey.

01:10:34Still you are naughty.

01:10:36I will also show you the game.

01:10:38But will you agree to one condition of mine?

01:10:40I agree to everything.

01:10:42I don't like bangles in my hands.

01:10:44I like handcuffs.

01:10:46I don't have any objection to anything you do.

01:10:48Okay. Your time starts now.

01:10:57Now should I spin the bottle?

01:10:58Oh Mother Ganga.

01:11:00I swear on Mother Saraswati.

01:11:02You should have turned towards me.

01:11:04You are finished today.

01:11:06She will surely do something bad today.

01:11:08Something is going on between them.

01:11:10Here he comes.

01:11:13Now it will be fun.

01:11:15Mother wants to take you to the room.

01:11:19Don't delay.

01:11:21Come on. Please.

01:11:23Okay. Come on.

01:11:25I have been lucky since childhood.

01:11:26But still I will take a chance.

01:11:28Here is the bottle.

01:11:30Open the bottle.

01:11:36These aunts.

01:11:39Holi, Diwali, Eid.

01:11:41All together.

01:11:43Spin it in such a way that it stops towards me.

01:11:49Kavya.

01:11:51Shall we start?

01:11:53I will bite you.

01:11:54I gave you liquor.

01:11:56Can't you give me love?

01:11:58I will give my love to someone else.

01:12:00Tell me if you want to drink.

01:12:02Why? Why?

01:12:04Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

01:12:06You are not experienced.

01:12:08It feels good when you bite me.

01:12:10What are you saying?

01:12:12You will forget your parents.

01:12:14Will you love me so much?

01:12:16Forget 24 by 7.

01:12:18I will love you 34 by 7.

01:12:20I will show you the world.

01:12:22Say yes once.

01:12:24My cheeks are itching a lot.

01:12:26Come on, rub my cheeks.

01:12:28Sorry.

01:12:30Shall I touch you once?

01:12:32If you touch me, I will bite you.

01:12:34I love you.

01:12:36If you don't believe me, get married and see.

01:12:45Wait. Wait.

01:12:48Can't you give me a kiss?

01:12:50Bring it.

01:12:52Spin the bottle.

01:12:54Take care of the poor and spin it.

01:12:56You should have stopped in two rounds.

01:12:58Why didn't you stop till now?

01:13:00Wait.

01:13:02Her aunt...

01:13:04I will spin it hard this time.

01:13:08This ghost is also playing the game.

01:13:11Brother Mutta.

01:13:13Another player is playing without paying the entry fee.

01:13:17I don't like cheater players.

01:13:19Go and play.

01:13:21No, I don't want to play.

01:13:22I am going to make myself happy.

01:13:25You guys play.

01:13:27What did he see?

01:13:31Now it's just the two of us.

01:13:33Tell me, what do I have to do?

01:13:35Nothing.

01:13:37I wanted to talk to you alone.

01:13:39Shall we go?

01:13:41Where do you want to go?

01:13:43It's just the two of us here.

01:13:45It's paining a lot.

01:13:47What happened?

01:13:49What happened?

01:13:50Shut up.

01:13:52Her aunt is new.

01:13:54Who is Rangeela?

01:13:56I have never seen such a strong person.

01:13:58Instead of entering through the front door,

01:14:00it's more fun to enter through the back door.

01:14:03You must have heard.

01:14:05The more you do, the more you get.

01:14:07Who was supposed to make the entry?

01:14:09Who did it?

01:14:11With such a big gun.

01:14:13Open my hands.

01:14:15I will make tea for you.

01:14:17Why are you staring at me?

01:14:19Oh, I see.

01:14:21The car has started and I have also started the engine.

01:14:24If you show me the gun and ask for a round,

01:14:26I will not refuse.

01:14:28Baby. No.

01:14:30One drop of water does not make a difference to the sea.

01:14:33If you don't listen to him,

01:14:35he will shoot me.

01:14:37You know how much I love you.

01:14:39I will not be able to bear your separation.

01:14:41Whatever he does with you,

01:14:43I swear on you, no one will know anything.

01:14:45Now understand the situation, baby.

01:14:46I love you.

01:14:48Brother, she has agreed.

01:14:50You can also cut her.

01:14:52I just won't be able to see her.

01:14:54You look like my brother-in-law.

01:14:56Don't come close.

01:14:58Where is the coconut oil?

01:15:00Bathroom. Bathroom.

01:15:06Jack.

01:15:08Baby.

01:15:10Tell me the truth, Jack.

01:15:12You will keep your word, right?

01:15:14Yes, baby.

01:15:16You will keep your word, right?

01:15:18Not at all, baby.

01:15:20This secret will be buried in our hearts.

01:15:22But what did he say in your ears?

01:15:24That he is not interested in cashew nuts.

01:15:26He likes jaggery apples.

01:15:28He has gone to the bathroom to get coconut oil.

01:15:30Once he comes, he will start the show.

01:15:33Tell me one more important thing.

01:15:35He is going to set up a camera here and shoot everything.

01:15:37So that he can upload it on the net

01:15:39and get everyone's likes and comments.

01:15:41Baby.

01:15:43So you are that.

01:15:44Yes.

01:15:45Go with him if you want to.

01:15:47Men, take care of yourselves.

01:15:50Baldie, let's call the blacksmith and get iron underwear made.

01:15:53Blacksmith, carpenter, plumber, who all will you call here?

01:15:56The ghost is not letting us leave.

01:15:58You are so big that you are scared of the ghost?

01:16:00Not me, the ghost.

01:16:02I have played with the ghost.

01:16:04If you are with me, I can even fight with the witch.

01:16:06By the way, I also have a certificate to chase away ghosts.

01:16:08If I burn the ghost's stuff, the ghost will burn.

01:16:10And as soon as the smoke rises, the ghost will turn black.

01:16:12You have the habit of touching here and there.

01:16:14Go and burn the ghost's stuff.

01:16:16We will respect your behavior.

01:16:18Where does the ghost live?

01:16:20Come, let's go to the office.

01:16:22Come, show me the room.

01:16:24His wounds must be fresh now.

01:16:26Come on, show me the room.

01:16:28No, not the maid.

01:16:30Call the priest and get your bandages done.

01:16:40The ghost looks very tough.

01:16:45The ghost has made gold.

01:16:47If I sell it, I will get a lot of money.

01:16:51Will you also come with me?

01:16:53Come.

01:17:14Is he burning the campfire?

01:17:34Now see how the ghost will pay.

01:17:37And give me the money you were going to give to the priest.

01:17:44What is this?

01:17:46What is this?

01:17:48How did this happen?

01:17:49What is this?

01:18:13Where are my spectacles?

01:18:15My spectacles.

01:18:20Humans, I have become eco-friendly.

01:18:23And you are taking me lightly.

01:18:25The crocodile will leave me in the water.

01:18:28Four crocodiles are after one crocodile.

01:18:31One of you will get married to him.

01:18:34That's what I thought.

01:18:36But he scared the world.

01:18:38Be ready for the wedding.

01:18:40The priest will bring you.

01:18:42Poor girl, she is dreaming of marriage.

01:18:45I won't be able to do it.

01:18:46Thief, believe me.

01:18:49The one who is in your mind is in the ghost's heart.

01:18:51Get married. My brother is also a priest.

01:18:53No, I am a jaggery.

01:18:55Jaggery, get married.

01:18:57We will give you jaggery sweets.

01:18:59If she changes her gender, I will become a groom.

01:19:01Believe me.

01:19:03You cover your face quickly.

01:19:05Why do you like males?

01:19:07I asked you why do you like females?

01:19:09Your aunt.

01:19:11Fatty, she wants bamboo.

01:19:13We can't do that.

01:19:14Get lost.

01:19:18Where am I stuck?

01:19:20Wait.

01:19:22This poor guy is the burden of the nun's get-up.

01:19:25He needs the support of freedom and blue sky.

01:19:28What should I do?

01:19:30This ghost will definitely steal my ticket.

01:19:32This hole is of my size.

01:19:34I will go out of the haunted bungalow and put a small stick.

01:19:37I will tell everyone the ghost's story and earn money.

01:19:39Open it.

01:19:42It's open.

01:19:44Should I take the fan with me?

01:19:46No, I will take it later.

01:19:51My aunt.

01:19:54My chest is out.

01:19:56My stomach is also out.

01:19:58I am stuck. Someone push me.

01:20:00Someone push me.

01:20:02I am stuck.

01:20:04Someone push me.

01:20:06I wish I had gone to the gym.

01:20:08I would have got some strength.

01:20:10Who is knocking on the back door?

01:20:12It's me.

01:20:14I won't put the fan, uncle.

01:20:16It's written on the door.

01:20:18Why are you pulling?

01:20:20I think you are stuck.

01:20:22I will get mustard oil.

01:20:24Mustard oil?

01:20:26Will you fry fritters?

01:20:28I am not that fast to fry fritters.

01:20:30Someone push me.

01:20:32Someone push me.

01:20:34What is it?

01:20:36This is mine.

01:20:38Open it.

01:20:40This property is mine.

01:20:41But my case was going on it.

01:20:43If you win, the property is yours.

01:20:45Okay.

01:20:47Let's fight.

01:20:53I will wear this all my life.

01:20:55Don't pull.

01:20:59Where did it go?

01:21:01Where did it go?

01:21:03Come fast.

01:21:05Don't pull.

01:21:07My underwear is 4 years old.

01:21:09Get down.

01:21:11It's okay.

01:21:13I will come.

01:21:16I am here.

01:21:23I am here.

01:21:25Do whatever you want.

01:21:28We were fighting.

01:21:30For whom?

01:21:32We were playing a game.

01:21:34If I had won, you would have been mine.

01:21:36It's half time now.

01:21:37What happened?

01:21:39There are many men in this house.

01:21:42Not this man.

01:21:44Go to the graveyard and find a good ghost.

01:21:46Marry him.

01:21:48But let me go.

01:21:50No one will go from here.

01:21:52Whoever marries me,

01:21:54I will earn and feed him.

01:21:56I will make him travel the world.

01:22:00I will keep him like a king.

01:22:03Mom.

01:22:05If she is a ghost,

01:22:07it doesn't mean to take her lightly.

01:22:09After all, she is a woman.

01:22:11Be a groom soon.

01:22:13Aren't you scared of a ghost?

01:22:15Dilla, your ticket can be deducted.

01:22:17Mine?

01:22:19A ghost wants a bachelor groom.

01:22:21And I have been married many times.

01:22:23Nothing can be done now.

01:22:25We will have to sacrifice.

01:22:27Why do people come to Bangkok?

01:22:29Put your hand down.

01:22:31Today we will arrange a massage party.

01:22:32In which girls will get free food.

01:22:34And boys will be allowed to enter.

01:22:36One or the other bachelor will definitely get trapped.

01:22:39We will make him a ghost and get out of here.

01:22:43All that is fine.

01:22:45But who will organize the party?

01:22:47Leave all that to me.

01:22:49We just have to call the girls.

01:22:51Like this Pappu, the boys will follow them.

01:22:53I am not like that.

01:22:55You are just a gentleman.

01:22:57Sister-in-law, get the party done quickly.

01:22:59I am thirsty.

01:23:00Sister-in-law, if he picks me up again, what will happen to him?

01:23:04Today you will have to suffer.

01:23:07Hello viewers.

01:23:09Welcome to the party.

01:23:11If you come inside, you are not allowed to go out.

01:23:14So party hard.

01:23:30The rest of the guests who came to the party were like scorpions.

01:23:35They screamed more and shouted less.

01:23:38We have to trust that cap guy.

01:23:40He is dead.

01:24:01Enjoy.

01:24:06There is not a single bachelor in Bangkok.

01:24:11Switch it.

01:24:13Come fast.

01:24:15What happened?

01:24:17There is more.

01:24:19One second.

01:24:22Sheela.

01:24:28Sheela.

01:24:30Sheela.

01:24:36Why did you enter her body?

01:24:38You guys have made my life hell by throwing a party.

01:24:42Now I will have to get everything mixed up in that fire.

01:24:45Now get married to me or else I will kill Sheela.

01:24:49No, no, wait, wait.

01:24:51We did this party for you.

01:24:53If we could get a good bachelor, we would have got you married to him.

01:24:57Now get married to me.

01:24:58Who is my bachelor?

01:25:00Tell me quickly or else I will tear all your clothes.

01:25:03No, no, don't do this.

01:25:05She wears less.

01:25:07I will marry you.

01:25:09Just spare her life.

01:25:11Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock.

01:25:13It's auspicious time.

01:25:15Come to my room.

01:25:17The wedding will take place there.

01:25:19Yes, I will come.

01:25:21Sheela, Sheela.

01:25:23Are you okay?

01:25:25Why did you get ready for the wedding?

01:25:26Would you have let me die?

01:25:28Everyone is getting punished for my sins.

01:25:30Poor girl was saying that if we want to understand each other, we should go to Manali or Madh Island.

01:25:35But I didn't agree.

01:25:37I said we will go to Bangkok.

01:25:41I made all the arrangements.

01:25:43I made you and Chindi sit in the flight.

01:25:45I am taking care of all these expenses since so many days.

01:25:48If it wasn't for me, no one would have come to this bungalow.

01:25:52I am responsible for everything.

01:25:55That's why if you all get life because of me, then this is right.

01:25:58Shut up. What nonsense are you talking?

01:26:00We will definitely save you.

01:26:02We are best friends.

01:26:04Have courage. She won't even be able to touch you.

01:26:06Grandma told me in the story that these ghosts are liars.

01:26:10Even after marrying you, they won't leave the men.

01:26:13It's good that I didn't die.

01:26:15Yes, now everyone will die together.

01:26:19The thread of the ghost's patience was broken.

01:26:21She gave a notice that if she doesn't get married,

01:26:25then she will break the threads of everyone's life.

01:26:28I wanted to talk to you about something.

01:26:33There have been many girls in my life.

01:26:37But no one has been given the status that you have been given.

01:26:41I don't know what kind of attraction you have in you

01:26:44that has completely changed me.

01:26:48I have forgotten my existence.

01:26:49Only you are here.

01:26:51If I can erase myself and make a place in your heart,

01:26:56then I will consider that I have succeeded in this life.

01:27:00Sheila, I love you.

01:27:04Jeet, you won my heart on the first day.

01:27:08People only saw your mischievousness.

01:27:10But no one saw your heart.

01:27:12I would like to be with you in every birth.

01:27:15People are only looking for shortcomings in others.

01:27:17They don't see goodness.

01:27:19You are a very good person of heart.

01:27:21I love you too, Jeet.

01:27:23I won't let you die.

01:27:26This is my promise.

01:27:29Sheila.

01:27:47Sheila.

01:28:18Sheila.

01:28:20Sheila.

01:28:22Sheila.

01:28:24Sheila.

01:28:26Sheila.

01:28:28Sheila.

01:28:30Sheila.

01:28:32Sheila.

01:28:34Sheila.

01:28:36Sheila.

01:28:38Sheila.

01:28:40Sheila.

01:28:42Sheila.

01:28:44Sheila.

01:28:45Sheila.

01:28:47Sheila.

01:28:49Sheila.

01:28:51Sheila.

01:28:53Sheila.

01:28:55Sheila.

01:28:57Sheila.

01:28:59Sheila.

01:29:01Sheila.

01:29:03Sheila.

01:29:10You betrayed me.

01:29:12You betrayed me.

01:29:15Come, the work is done.

01:29:17Take me out.

01:29:21You betrayed me.

01:29:23With a ghost.

01:29:25He is Gudeshwar Swamy from Bangkok.

01:29:27According to his name,

01:29:29he likes jaggery, jaggery chutney, jaggery halwa, jaggery curry and jaggery sweets.

01:29:37Very good.

01:29:38He likes jaggery a lot.

01:29:40Very good.

01:29:45There is a Swamy here who is very good at getting rid of ghosts.

01:29:48Come, I can see his face.

01:29:51I don't understand one thing.

01:29:53How did you come out of the house?

01:29:55I will tell you.

01:29:57I am married.

01:29:59But my wife ran away because of the ups and downs.

01:30:01But when you were married, why did your taste change?

01:30:04The taste of the bread is different.

01:30:06What do you people think?

01:30:12Accept my greetings.

01:30:15Swamy, the ghost has troubled me.

01:30:18You take revenge.

01:30:20Come and kill him.

01:30:22Should I do his work or not?

01:30:24Do it, do it.

01:30:26He is our man.

01:30:28Okay, my lord.

01:30:30You come.

01:30:32Come on, tired man.

01:30:33Our Swamy's broom is not only for cleaning.

01:30:38It is said that the one who has this broom on his head, his luck will come out.

01:30:44Oh my god, he is very hot.

01:30:47The whole room has become hot because of him.

01:30:49We will have to kill them.

01:30:58Swamy, go back.

01:31:04If you don't do black magic with your girlfriend in 15 minutes,

01:31:09then I will break your bones.

01:31:11I will finish my work by making them run.

01:31:14Go, go.

01:31:18Come on, don't delay.

01:31:20Come on, come on.

01:31:24What are you doing?

01:31:26Don't you have any means?

01:31:28Swamy, there are no girls in my village.

01:31:30Have mercy on me.

01:31:31Why are you looking this way?

01:31:33You are such a big sacrificer.

01:31:35Sacrifice your assistant on me.

01:31:38Does he want to build his house on my land?

01:31:42I think he also wants revenge.

01:31:44I am the Swamy of Bangkok.

01:31:46Then your mind and stomach must be full.

01:31:49Now he is making Swamy do sin.

01:31:51Fulfilling someone's wish is not a sin.

01:31:54Think.

01:31:56Do you have money?

01:31:58Or are you just sitting here?

01:31:59Swamy, I know how to make Gujarati dishes very well.

01:32:02I will go and deliver the parcels in the cycle.

01:32:04Just get me married to her.

01:32:06She looks like a small match box.

01:32:09But she has a lot of fire in her.

01:32:11I will put out the fire.

01:32:13Bless me, Swamy.

01:32:15I will keep this prayer plate down.

01:32:17Whatever your name is, from today your name is Pooja.

01:32:23This is the same thing.

01:32:25The fire is lit and the CD Bomba guy is not answering the phone.

01:32:2715 minutes are left. Hurry up.

01:32:29You were romancing with strawberry, chocolate and ice cream.

01:32:33I told you, I...

01:32:35And you are talking nonsense with me.

01:32:37This is not going to work.

01:32:39No matter what happens, we will get married.

01:32:41Jack, will you only light the candles and get married?

01:32:43Won't you get me a bangle?

01:32:45I will get you a Ghagra.

01:32:47A light Ghagra.

01:32:49Jack, first get me a Ghagra.

01:32:51Then I will talk to you.

01:32:53But let me measure my waist for a Ghagra.

01:32:55Don't touch my waist.

01:32:57You don't have to measure for a Ghagra.

01:32:59Now it's time to meet.

01:33:01Hurry up.

01:33:03Swamy, run away from here.

01:33:05Then come and eat me.

01:33:12Come.

01:33:21Where is Bali?

01:33:24Bali?

01:33:26Gold is very expensive.

01:33:27No, no. You also remove it.

01:33:29Next time get it done.

01:33:34There is a ghost inside you.

01:33:36I will have to remove it.

01:33:38I won't spare anyone.

01:33:42I can't go out.

01:33:44Otherwise I would have gone to the watchman's room.

01:33:46This is also closed.

01:33:48This is also closed.

01:33:50I think I will have to put the tent here.

01:33:52He was just acting.

01:33:54Because I was wasting time.

01:33:55If he was acting, then what will happen in reality?

01:33:58Hurry up. Open the door.

01:34:00The ghost will kill me.

01:34:02Bathroom will also work.

01:34:04We won't open it. Let's spread the mat.

01:34:06Because of your shouting, the ghost is not coming out.

01:34:09Shut up.

01:34:11Are you mad?

01:34:13Ghost, come out.

01:34:15Shut up.

01:34:20She is saying hi.

01:34:22Why isn't she saying love you?

01:34:24Ghost, tell me how old are you?

01:34:27I am 25 years old.

01:34:29Did you hear that?

01:34:31They don't tell their age when they are alive.

01:34:33They tell their age when they die.

01:34:35Are you jealous?

01:34:37Such a big house is of no use.

01:34:39If we had gone out, we would have adjusted in the garden or the theatre.

01:34:41Let's go to the dining table.

01:34:43But what if the ghost comes?

01:34:45Let's go to the kitchen.

01:34:47Let's play hide and seek there.

01:34:49And no one will disturb in the kitchen.

01:34:51The day has come.

01:34:53The day has come.

01:34:55We will get married today.

01:34:58Your eyes are beautiful.

01:35:00Your ears are beautiful.

01:35:02Your lips are beautiful.

01:35:05Take one.

01:35:07One, two, three.

01:35:09I have heard a lot of lullabies.

01:35:11Now get to work.

01:35:13You are right.

01:35:15Only five minutes are left.

01:35:17Hail Bangkok Pattaya.

01:35:19Leave all this.

01:35:21What have you decided to fulfill my father's condition?

01:35:23Father's condition?

01:35:25That's why I have named you.

01:35:27You have won in every field till date.

01:35:29Just win over Sheela this time.

01:35:32Love her so much that she becomes crazy about you.

01:35:36You become Shilajit.

01:35:38What?

01:35:40Fulfill your father-in-law's condition.

01:35:42Save my nose too.

01:35:44What kind of a father is he?

01:35:48My mother.

01:35:50I think you don't want to save me.

01:35:53I am going to that ghost.

01:35:55What?

01:35:57What are you doing?

01:35:59Let me find the ghost.

01:36:01What are you doing?

01:36:03Husband.

01:36:05I am blessed because of you.

01:36:08Everything is fine.

01:36:10I am unmarried.

01:36:15I have become a villain.

01:36:17Baldie.

01:36:19You have also become a villain.

01:36:21Everything is fine.

01:36:23What should I do?

01:36:25She wants something else.

01:36:30She will become a widow.

01:36:32Keep quiet.

01:36:34I have become light.

01:36:36Bless me.

01:36:38Go.

01:36:40I want to marry her.

01:36:42If I don't get married today,

01:36:43If I don't get married today,

01:36:45I will always be unmarried.

01:36:47Where are Shilajit and Jeet?

01:36:49Come fast.

01:36:51You have cheated me.

01:36:53You will never be happy.

01:37:03Brothers.

01:37:05The ghost fulfills her wish.

01:37:07She can come to anyone anytime.

01:37:11Be careful.

01:37:13Be careful.

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