Land of the keyboard immortal Ep 25 Multi Sub
Land of the keyboard immortal Ep 25 Multi Sub
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00:00Episode 08
00:11What do you mean?
00:16What? You want to turn me down?
00:18Bah! You're a second-class cultivator.
00:21Who gave you the courage to negotiate with us?
00:24Liang Jingru gave me the courage.
00:25Liang Jingru? Who is he?
00:28It's good that you haven't heard of him.
00:30I have people up there.
00:31Even if you have people up there,
00:32it's not good for you to be the Lord of Chu Palace.
00:34Come on,
00:35let me crush this talkative guy's appetite.
00:39Brother Fu, stop!
00:45Where did this little beauty come from?
00:47Master San,
00:48our banquet today is not shallow.
00:52My father is the Jiedeng Tu of Mingyue City.
00:54Let him go.
00:55Master San,
00:56we won't tell anyone about what happened today.
00:58You're just a doctor.
00:59Who are you trying to scare?
01:01Guys,
01:02catch him.
01:03Whoever catches him
01:04will be promoted.
01:13My friends up there,
01:14look at me.
01:18I know I won't live long today.
01:21Please let me fulfill my last wish.
01:25What is your wish?
01:26Actually, my wish is
01:28to be a magician.
01:31Please let me complete my last performance.
01:33I need an audience.
01:35This beautiful girl.
01:38Thank you, everyone.
01:42Brother Lu,
01:43what are you doing?
01:45Just stay close to me for a while.
01:48Everyone,
01:49stand closer to me.
01:51The ultimate glory of magic
01:52is that it doesn't get in the way of face-to-face.
01:54If you stand too far away,
01:55how can you see it clearly?
01:57Little pervert,
01:58act well.
02:00If you get in the way,
02:01you will die.
02:08Look at my unique skill.
02:10Happy Water of Debt.
02:16This is your Happy Water of Debt.
02:25What?
02:29You just called me a useless pervert.
02:33We didn't know Mount Tai well.
02:35Please forgive us.
02:37We will remember this favor.
02:41There is also Mount Tai in your world?
02:44Okay.
02:45For the sake of Mount Tai,
02:47I will give you a chance.
02:48If you can answer my question correctly,
02:50I will let you go.
02:52No.
02:53They are bandits.
02:55Did you catch them?
02:56Do you have the right to speak?
03:00You go first.
03:01What musical instrument do you know?
03:02I...
03:03I don't know any musical instrument.
03:05You don't even know musical instrument.
03:06What's the use of living in this world?
03:12I...
03:13I can blow a whistle.
03:16Who told you to shoot?
03:18Brother Lu,
03:19isn't this too cruel?
03:22Xiaoxi,
03:23there is a saying that
03:24being kind to the enemy means being cruel to yourself.
03:27You will understand it in the future.
03:30Kill me if you want.
03:31We are all bandits.
03:32There is no one who knows musical instrument in the whole mountain village.
03:36I see.
03:37Then I will give you a common sense question.
03:41Am I handsome?
03:42Yes.
03:44You are the most handsome man in the whole Mingyue City.
03:46No.
03:47You are the most handsome man in the world.
03:49Even Mrs. Yu in the village
03:50will be surprised when she sees your face.
03:53You are still young.
03:55Women are really the most annoying.
03:57Hearing others say that they are old.
03:59Are you satisfied with my answer?
04:04You know too much.
04:10Brother,
04:11you have to press the curse.
04:13How about it?
04:14Are you satisfied?
04:16Today, all the horizontal trees are dead.
04:18Why should I press the curse?
04:19Kill me if you want.
04:21My brothers in Black Wind Village
04:23will revenge for me.
04:25You are too kind.
04:26You take good care of me.
04:28I leave you a simple and correct question.
04:31As long as you answer it right,
04:33I will let you go.
04:34Really?
04:35Yes.
04:36This question is absolutely correct.
04:38If you don't accept it,
04:40I can tell you the correct answer.
04:41I promise you will be convinced.
04:44OK.
04:45Go ahead.
04:46Three hundred grams of lychee per day.
04:49What is the next sentence?
04:52I don't believe you can accept
04:54the ancient poetry of our world.
04:57I know.
04:58It's
04:59A man who makes a mistake will be punished.