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00:00Episode 1
00:11What do you mean?
00:16What? You want to turn your back on me?
00:19You're a second-class cultivator.
00:21Who gave you the courage to negotiate with us?
00:24Liang Jingru gave me.
00:25Liang Jingru?
00:26Who is he?
00:27You've never heard of him?
00:28I've never heard of him.
00:29I have people up there.
00:31Even if you have people up there,
00:32it's not good enough to call yourself the Duke of Chu.
00:34Someone!
00:35Tear this mouth-watering guy to pieces!
00:39Brother Zu!
00:40Stop it!
00:45Where did this pretty girl come from?
00:47Third Master,
00:48our feast today is not shallow.
00:52My father is the Jiedeng Tu of Mingyue City.
00:54Let him go.
00:55We won't tell anyone about what happened today.
00:58You're just a doctor.
00:59Who are you trying to scare?
01:01Guys,
01:02catch him.
01:03Whoever catches him
01:04will get a head start.
01:13My friends up there,
01:14look at me!
01:18I know I won't live long today.
01:21Please let me
01:22fulfill my last wish.
01:25What is it?
01:26Actually, my wish is
01:28to be a magician.
01:30Please let me complete my last performance.
01:32I need an audience.
01:34This pretty girl
01:36will do.
01:37Thank you, everyone.
01:42Brother Zu,
01:43what are you doing?
01:45Just stay close to me for a while.
01:48Everyone,
01:49stand closer to me.
01:50The ultimate secret of magic
01:52is that you don't need to wear a mask
01:53even if you're facing each other.
01:54How can you see
01:55if you stand too far away?
01:57Little pervert,
01:58act well.
02:00If you get caught,
02:01you'll die.
02:08Look at my unique skill.
02:10Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:16This is your Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:25What?
02:29You just called me
02:30a useless pervert.
02:33We didn't know about Mount Tai.
02:34Please forgive us.
02:36We will remember
02:37your kindness.
02:40There's Mount Tai
02:41in your world?
02:43Fine.
02:45For the sake of Mount Tai,
02:46I'll give you a chance.
02:48If you can answer
02:49my question correctly,
02:50I'll let you go.
02:52No!
02:53They are bandits!
02:55Did you catch them?
02:56Do you have the right to speak?
03:00You go first.
03:01What musical instrument can you play?
03:02I...
03:03I can't play any musical instrument.
03:05You can't even play musical instrument?
03:06What's the use of living in this world?
03:12I...
03:13I can blow a whistle.
03:16Who told you to take the gun?
03:18Brother Lu,
03:19isn't it too cruel?
03:22Xiaoxi,
03:23there's a saying that
03:24kindness to the enemy
03:25is cruelty to yourself.
03:28You'll understand it in the future.
03:30Kill me if you want.
03:31We are all bandits.
03:32There's no one
03:33who can play musical instrument in Mount Tai.
03:36I see.
03:38Then I'll give you
03:39a common sense question.
03:41Am I handsome?
03:43Yes, you are.
03:44You are the most handsome man
03:45in the whole Mingyue City.
03:46No,
03:47you are the most handsome man
03:48in the whole world.
03:49Even Mrs. Yu
03:50will be surprised
03:51when she sees your face.
03:53You are still young.
03:55Women hate to hear
03:56others say they are old.
03:59Are you satisfied with my answer?
04:04You
04:05know too much.
04:10Brother,
04:11you have to take the curse.
04:13How's it?
04:14Are you satisfied?
04:16Today, Hengshu is dead.
04:18I don't care about him.
04:19Kill me if you want.
04:21But my brothers
04:22will revenge for me.
04:25I'm flattered.
04:26You take good care of me.
04:28I leave you
04:29a simple and serious question.
04:31If you answer it right,
04:33I'll let you go.
04:34Really?
04:35Yes.
04:36This question is absolutely serious.
04:38If you don't accept it,
04:39I can tell you the correct answer.
04:41I promise you'll be convinced.
04:44OK.
04:45Go ahead.
04:46Three hundred grams of lychee per day.
04:49What's the next sentence?
04:52I don't believe
04:53you can answer
04:54the ancient poetry of our world.
04:57I know.
04:58It's
04:59a man who makes mistakes.