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00:00Are you silencing women?
00:01Yes!
00:01Poison!
00:02What?
00:03I would never silence women.
00:04Simp on g stuff!
00:06Hehe, so what?
00:08Ugh, another resounding failure.
00:11I think I have a better idea.
00:13I love friendship!
00:16NOOOOO!
00:17Muffin, grab my hand!
00:19It's too late! I'm... I'm a goner!
00:21Get off the swings.
00:22Go away, Latte!
00:24Yeah, we're playing Rock Climbing Disaster.
00:26Playing? Are you five?
00:28Yeah, five out of five!
00:30Guys, Chocobar's house is on fire!
00:32Oh my glob!
00:36I'm live tweeting this.
00:38Can someone pass me the popcorn?
00:40Are we bad people?
00:41Dude, he kidnapped you for like six years, so...
00:44Oh my glob, how did this happen?!
00:46I don't even have electricity!
00:48That was awesome.
00:49You two burnt down my house?!
00:51You can't prove that.
00:52You're holding a gas canister!
00:54It's empty!
00:54Because the gas is in my house!
00:57Huh, I wonder how that happened.
00:59I'm leaving!
01:01Nice work, guys!
01:02Huh? No, it really wasn't us.
01:04Then who was it?
01:06Oh my... who... who did this?!
01:13I HATE MY LIFE!
01:15And we shall free the treasure at...
01:17Y-yes, English Muffin?
01:18Yeah, do we have to wear the outfit?
01:20Yes. Any more questions?
01:22Not outfit-related.
01:25Then we shall trek onward!
01:27This is the weirdest roleplay I've ever done.
01:30Why are you roleplaying?
01:31Oh please, like you don't have a fumbler.
01:33I literally don't.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I don't!
01:35Mm-hmm, so this isn't you.
01:38I-I have no idea who that very attractive person is.
01:41We made it!
01:43This'll only be a 30-hour climb!
01:45I did not sign up for this!
01:46Yeah, you did!
01:48Hey, who wants to go on a 30-hour climb up a dangerous mountain
01:50to find the Diamond Queen to steal her treasure?
01:53Okay.
01:54I am not...
01:57Ugh.
01:58Let's just get this over with.
02:01Ha ha ha!
02:02I say you have come for my treasure!
02:04That is 30 cents!
02:05You'll have to fight me for it!
02:06To the death!
02:07No!
02:07It's not worth it!
02:09To the death!
02:09To...
02:10I...
02:11Ugh.
02:14Did we...
02:15Did we win?
02:17We sure did.
02:18Ah!
02:19Yay!
02:20Hehehehe!
02:22That was...
02:22really sweet.
02:23Shut up.
02:24Oh, sweet!
02:25Nice costume, Mango!
02:26You know, I'm really glad that you like it.
02:29I wanted to do something that really spoke to the post-modern experience.
02:33Right.
02:33And smarties.
02:34Coiny.
02:35And Headjet, you're, um...
02:36Heh.
02:36Isn't it obvious?
02:38Um...
02:38Uh...
02:39It's so obvious!
02:40Uh...
02:40Well, I, uh...
02:41Well, I, uh...
02:42I'm a pony!
02:43From Pretty Princess Pink Pony Perfection!
02:47Yeah.
02:48Well, we better get going.
02:49Oh...
02:50Oh, hey!
02:50Nice vampire werewolf vampire alien gremlin costume!
02:53That is not a costume!
02:55Akigoo!
02:56Oh my glove!
02:58Ah!
03:00Chocobo, let us show you a fireball!
03:03What are you doing in my new house?
03:04Gremlins!
03:05Aliens!
03:05Vampires!
03:06What am I supposed to do about that?
03:07You can...
03:08You can...
03:08Oh.
03:09Akigoo!
03:10How'd you get in?
03:11Maybe it's the gaping hole in the door?
03:13Do something!
03:14It's getting mud on my new rug!
03:16Ah!
03:20Hmm...
03:21Is Loki chum...
03:25...
03:29...challenge ideas getting really tough to figure out.
03:34You'd think that coming up with an easy challenge would be easy,
03:42but no!
03:45I'm thinking something...
03:47...
03:53...
03:58Simple, but that can go in any direction.
04:03Well, sir, why don't you look at the ideas so far?
04:11Maybe the idea is right in front of you!
04:17Hmm...
04:21Nah.
04:35Hey, wait!
04:37What if the idea's been right in front of me all along?
04:42I...
04:43I... I...
04:44Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
04:53Missus, I just said that!
05:00All right, guys,
05:03I thought up a challenge that's going to be really cool and good.
05:10And good?
05:13Ah, I know. I've outdone even myself.
05:21This chal-
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05:54Mays
06:07Hey guys hey that no knee slap
06:23It's just not the same without Cheesy around, and I couldn't be happier.
06:41All I hear is a t-
06:43Do less! It's not working!
06:47I have an idea, guys.
06:53Oh, it was a costume.
06:55Did you guys just beat up a kid?
06:57This cannot be happening!
06:59Oh my glob, oh my glob!
07:00Shut up!
07:01Are you not listening?
07:02The Rock is coming, and I woke up with a dog ear!
07:05Who actually cares?
07:06The Rock?!
07:07Oh my glob, oh my glob, oh my glob!
07:08Everyone shut it!
07:10Thank you!
07:11Because I need someone to shove me back in this oven!
07:13Oh, so you get to be crispy and golden while I look like this?
07:17Stop off! I gotta make connections!
07:19Everyone knows you photoshopped your headshot!
07:21Well, you're not even pink!
07:24Oh, you asked for it!
07:26Should we stop them?
07:28Absolutely not.
07:29Back up, back up! Precious cargo here!
07:32Get out of my way, Cracker!
07:35Huh. I swear he was One Rock when I started driving.
07:38What did you do?!
07:39Why?! Why would you do this?!
07:44Oh, you think this is funny? Makes you do a little hee hee ha ha?
07:47Stop it!
07:48Please let me go, I have a family!
07:49No, you do not!
07:50Quick, go!
07:51And to think I was gonna offer Muffin a roll.
07:54Oh well. Do you know where Gummy Bear is?
07:56That-a-way!
07:57No!
08:00No!
08:02Okay, well, goodbye! Au revoir! Auf wiedersehen!
08:09I'm leaving! Hello?
08:11Everyone decided it was my turn to pretend to care, what do you want?
08:15No, no, Diary! You can't stop me! I'm leaving! Forever!
08:19I don't re- Why are you leaving?
08:21I'm going to the big city!
08:23Oh, I need more from this world!
08:27I don't care!
08:29Broomer, I'm tagging out!
08:31Unicorn Horn, shut up!
08:33And I just-
08:35Just don't leave. We want you to stay.
08:41You mean it?
08:43I guess.
08:44Oh, Broomer, I knew you were my best friend in the whole world!
08:46Stop! Get off!
08:47Hit it!
08:48Broomer, he's my best friend forever!
08:50Where's that coming from?!
08:58I don't get it! How did all of us get sick?!
09:00Sickening codependency.
09:03Is she okay?
09:04He's done this three times today. I think he just likes the attention.
09:08Pot. Kettle.
09:10Did anyone fix this? I feel like there's a cinder block in my nose.
09:13You don't have a nose.
09:15Oh my glob, you did it!
09:17I guess I gotta call in sick.
09:19I can't come in today.
09:20You always do this!
09:21You find someone to take my shit!
09:22I always have maternity leave and paternity leave!
09:24There's nothing else I can do!
09:25If you don't come to work today, you're fired!
09:29Fired again.
09:30The prowls of capitalism.