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00:00Doctors say that we should not eat onions at night.
00:02Now tell me one thing, how does an onion know that it is day or night outside?
00:05Yes.
00:07You see, there are so many strange things.
00:09They say that the British will invent new medicines and go to hell.
00:12And we are ready to go to heaven by making a duplicate of those medicines.
00:17I remember that a witch cast her eyes.
00:21After my death, put this on someone.
00:23The doctor said, would you like to say something?
00:25The witch said, brother, whoever has these eyes, tell him that
00:29they open only after taking a cough.
00:33You see, there are 8-800 years old universities in America and Europe.
00:38And there are 8-800 years old URSS in Pakistan.
00:41Dude, yesterday a book made me cry.
00:43Why?
00:44It was such a big book.
00:46It was from Oxford University.
00:48What was in it?
00:50I didn't read the book.
00:51It fell from top to bottom on my feet.
00:53I felt like crying.
00:55My feet were swollen at night.
00:56Do you remember a poem?
00:57Yes.
00:59Dekhli Duniya Ki Yari
01:01Dekhli Duniya Ki Yari
01:03Sab Kameene Nikle Bari Bari