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00:05-♪♪
00:07Time now for the new Beat the Clock,
00:10fun, action, stunt, a race against time
00:13with guest star Dick Clark.
00:15And now, here's your host on the new Beat the Clock,
00:18Gene Wong!
00:19-♪♪
00:29Thank you, thank you.
00:30Thank you very much.
00:32Hi, and welcome to the new Beat the Clock,
00:33where people pit themselves against time
00:35to win cash and prizes.
00:37And they're gonna get a lot of help
00:38from this week's guest star, Dick Clark.
00:40But right now, we're gonna meet our first couple.
00:42Nick, will you introduce them, please?
00:44-♪♪ Gene, our first couple is Bill and Colette Smith.
00:47-♪♪
00:51Oh, hello there.
00:53How are you?
00:54Fine.
00:55Hi there.
00:57Right, I take it you two are rooming together?
00:59Yeah? Yeah.
01:01Pardon me?
01:03Yeah, well, of course, these are not your own jackets,
01:06as everybody obviously is aware.
01:08We had them put them on.
01:09We've got a couple of stunts lined up for you,
01:11and the first stunt is involving these jackets, okay?
01:13So let's get to that right away.
01:15Would you two folks come right up stage here with me?
01:17And I want you to stand right at the top of the circle.
01:19You'll stand here on my left, please.
01:21And you will stand here on my right.
01:23Turn around this way, that's it.
01:24Now, come over here, closer to me.
01:26Fine.
01:27Now, of course, I want to just check your coats here.
01:29You have pockets on both sides there.
01:31You have a handkerchief pocket.
01:32And do you have an inside pocket?
01:34Yes, you have one there.
01:35And you only have one, all right.
01:37Now, let's see, you've got pocket,
01:38you've got pocket, pocket.
01:40And how many do you have inside?
01:42Pardon me?
01:43Okay, yeah, right, you've got two.
01:44Okay, now, here's what I want you to do.
01:47This is the age of the litter bug,
01:49and we must stamp them out.
01:51And there is a genuine litter bug right there, friends.
01:54Look at her, strewing papers all over the countryside.
01:57Oh, boo, boo on her.
01:58Don't applaud a litter bug.
02:03No, applaud a litter bug.
02:05All right, now, here's your stunt.
02:06Here's what I want you to do.
02:08All you have to do to beat the clock
02:09is pick up all of those papers
02:11and stuff them in the pockets of the jackets, okay?
02:14You've got to get them up off the floor and in the pockets.
02:16Hey, clock, how much time do they have to do that?
02:19They've got 45 seconds.
02:20Now, one thing more, friends, when you do the stuffing,
02:23you can't put it in your own pockets.
02:26You've got to put it in your partner's pockets, okay?
02:29You got the picture?
02:30Okay, and go, kids.
02:32In your partner's pockets.
02:35That's it.
02:38Get them all in there.
02:41No, stuff first.
02:42You can't pick them up all at once.
02:44You've got to pick them up and stuff and then move on.
02:47That's it.
02:48Get them in there.
02:49They've got to be in the pockets.
02:50Now, get them in there.
02:51Come on.
02:57Stuff them in there.
02:58Make sure they're all off the floor.
03:00There's still one more out.
03:01Come on, you've got 15 seconds.
03:04Okay, stand apart.
03:05Stop the clock.
03:07Great.
03:12Okay, congratulations.
03:16Very good.
03:17Now, why don't you just take these things off,
03:18if you will, please,
03:19and we'll just leave them right here.
03:21Thank you, B, and thank you, Gail.
03:23Okay, folksy, step over this way
03:25because you have won yourself a trip to the cashboard.
03:29Here we have our beat the clock cashboard.
03:31Here's the way it's going to work.
03:33Behind each letter, there is money ranging from $25 to $200.
03:37Put your heads together and tell me which letter you want.
03:42A.
03:44A for Amy.
03:45A, A and B.
03:46Okay, they've chosen a letter.
03:48They want the A and B, which means they have won $50.
03:54Great.
03:57Okay, very good.
03:59Now, as I told you, you're going to get a lot of help, okay?
04:02So I want you two to stay right here at the podium
04:04and sort of rest your bones a little teeny bit,
04:06catch your breath while I introduce that help,
04:09and then we'll do your second stunt.
04:10Okay, he is a charming guy and a talented guy.
04:15You've seen him on television many, many times.
04:17He's appeared in motion pictures.
04:19Won't you all greet Dick Clark?
04:21Here he is.
04:25Hey, Richard.
04:26How are you?
04:30Dick Clark.
04:32They like you.
04:34Well, you know, that's nice.
04:36No, they do. They like you.
04:37Thank you.
04:39You terrify me, you know that?
04:41Pardon me?
04:42I say you really terrify me because I stay back there
04:44and I see all sorts of fiendish things lined up.
04:46Yes, I hope they're not for me.
04:48Huh?
04:49There's one in particular.
04:50Yes, well, don't worry.
04:51The fiendish ones we save for our guest stars.
04:54I've been here a lot of times, Gene.
04:55I've never, never been embarrassed,
04:57never had any real trouble,
04:58but it looks like today's the day.
05:01We would never do anything to embarrass you.
05:03Sorry I wouldn't.
05:04No, it's true.
05:05What are you going to do to me now?
05:06I'm going to introduce you to our couple right here.
05:07I'd like you to meet Dick Clark, folksies.
05:09He's going to help you with the second stunt.
05:10Come on up this way toward the clock, okay?
05:13And Dick, I would like you to get into that box
05:15right over there on the right.
05:16And Bill, would you get into the box here?
05:18Okay, and now, sweetheart, you come all the way up here.
05:21Now, once they get inside, that's fine.
05:24Okay, just stick your head through the hole there.
05:26Fine.
05:27Isn't this marvelous?
05:29It's like Alice in Wonderland.
05:31There are handles in there.
05:33A box.
05:34Now, here's what you're going to do to beat the clock.
05:36We have a ball here, you see, Colette?
05:38And what you're going to do is place the ball
05:40between these two boxes, you understand?
05:42Then, gentlemen, all you have to do to beat the clock
05:44is get that ball on top of either one of your boxes.
05:48Do you understand?
05:49Step back, please, gentlemen.
05:51Step back, please.
05:51Fine, okay.
05:52Now, let's take a look at the clock
05:54and see how much time we have.
05:56We have got one minute to do this.
05:58And, Colette, I'm going to let you set the ball
06:00to start with, okay?
06:02Huh?
06:03Yeah, just put it right there in the middle
06:04between the two boxes.
06:05Close up, guys.
06:06Okay, get your hands out of there, Colette.
06:08All right, are you ready?
06:09And go!
06:11More, a little more.
06:12Can you get up any further?
06:14A little further?
06:16Oh, hold on a second.
06:18Let's try to jiggle it up a tiny little bit.
06:21Ready?
06:22I don't see how we can beat the clock.
06:26Okay.
06:27Hey!
06:29Stop the clock!
06:30Yeah!
06:31Hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:33They did it!
06:35They beat the clock!
06:38All right, hold it, everybody.
06:40Hold it.
06:41Okay.
06:42Take that ball, Colette.
06:43Was that all right?
06:44Huh?
06:45What?
06:46Was that all right?
06:47Was that all right?
06:48That was perfect.
06:49Oh, we didn't know we could do that.
06:50Were you embarrassed?
06:51No.
06:52Okay.
06:53Not yet.
06:54No, no, no, no.
06:55Will you give us another chance?
06:56Yes, sir.
06:57Okay, I tell you what, folksies,
06:58you do that again,
06:59and we will give you a $50 bonus, okay?
07:03All right.
07:04All right, get it in there, Colette.
07:06Wait a minute.
07:07Set it.
07:08That's it.
07:09Set it down.
07:10Wait a minute.
07:11Just a little bit.
07:12Step back a little there, fellas.
07:13Okay.
07:14Now, Colette, set it in there.
07:15I just didn't want you to get your fingers squashed.
07:16Okay.
07:17Go ahead, fellas, together.
07:18Okay.
07:19And go!
07:23Look at this.
07:26Stop the clock!
07:28They did it again!
07:30Okay, bend down.
07:31We're going to take that off.
07:34Oh, boy, congratulations.
07:36Dick, I invite you to take a seat.
07:38I tell you, Bill, Colette,
07:39come on over here,
07:40because here we are
07:41at the yummy board again.
07:43Okay.
07:44Now, you know what you have to do.
07:46Select a letter.
07:47Okay, put your heads together
07:48and tell me what it's going to be.
07:49What?
07:50No, let's take another.
07:52C?
07:53Yeah, C.
07:54Which one?
07:55You want C?
07:56There's two of them.
07:58She wants the C in clock.
08:00There are two Cs in clock.
08:02You want the first C in clock?
08:03That means that you have won.
08:05$50 plus your bonus.
08:08Frank, stay right here,
08:09because there's a lot more to come.
08:11We have two new contestants coming up.
08:13You're going to meet them later on
08:14in a competitive stunt head-on.
08:16And also, you're going to have
08:17a chance to win cash
08:18when Dick Clark goes up
08:19against the clock solo, okay?
08:21And we're coming along
08:22with all of that fun
08:23and Dick Clark
08:24right after these messages.
08:25Keep looking, gang.
08:31Hey, Bill and Colette,
08:32in addition to the cash you've won,
08:34we have some gifts for you.
08:35Here's Nick to tell you about them.
08:36Go, Nick.
08:37A vacuum,
08:38the Bissell Sweetmaster
08:39lightweight electric all-floor vacuum
08:40that needs no attachment.
08:41Stores as easy as it cleans.
08:42Bissell cares all about your home.
08:44And Richardson's After Dinner Mints,
08:46famous for their bright,
08:47cool, refreshing taste
08:48and for variety.
08:49Party patties,
08:50after dinner,
08:51and pastel mints.
08:52Okay,
08:53and now we're going to roll on
08:54and meet two new contestants.
08:56Will you introduce them, Nick, please?
08:57Gene, our second couple
08:58is John and Suzanne Arrizoni.
09:01Hey, how are you?
09:02Hi, Gene.
09:03How are you?
09:04I'm fine.
09:05How are you?
09:06Nice to see you.
09:07Hi.
09:08Hi, Suzanne.
09:09How are you?
09:10Fine, thanks.
09:11Yes, and you're married folks.
09:12Pardon?
09:13Is this the one with the thing?
09:14With the bagels?
09:15With the bagels?
09:16Yes.
09:17Goodbye.
09:18Wait.
09:19Yes, well,
09:21it's not really as bad
09:22as it sounds, okay?
09:23I tell you what,
09:24we've got two stunts.
09:25The first one happens
09:26to involve bagels, okay?
09:27Would you two folks
09:28come up stage here with me
09:29right this way, please?
09:31I would like you to...
09:33Johnny, I want you to stand
09:34on this side,
09:35and Suzanne, I want you
09:36on the other side.
09:37That's fine, okay.
09:38Now, all you have to do
09:39to beat the clock
09:40is as follows.
09:41When I say go,
09:42what you do is
09:43you bend over,
09:44you pick up a bagel
09:45with your teeth,
09:46you deposit it
09:47into this little net
09:48which you will hold, Suzanne,
09:49and then you'll pick up
09:50the second one, drop it in,
09:51you'll get the third one,
09:52you'll drop it in,
09:53and then you will
09:54beat the clock, okay?
09:55Now, let's see how much time
09:56we have on the clock here.
09:57Yeah, 60 seconds.
09:59Pardon me?
09:59What's the catch?
10:01Well, I'll explain.
10:03These are not the bagels
10:04we're going to use.
10:05The bagels we're going to use
10:06is in this mound
10:08of whipped cream
10:09right down in there
10:10somewhere.
10:12There are three of them
10:13in there, John,
10:14and you've got to get them,
10:15okay?
10:16Now, what we're going to do
10:17is dress you up.
10:18Turn around,
10:19put your arms straight out.
10:20Now, isn't this
10:21going to be fun?
10:22And fattening, too.
10:23Yes.
10:24Do you serve whipped cream
10:25at home?
10:26Not anymore.
10:27Not after tonight.
10:28Well, you never can tell.
10:29This could be worth
10:30a small fortune to you.
10:31Oh, he's...
10:32Do you know how to swim,
10:33by the way, Johnny?
10:34Oh, yes.
10:35Oh, you do know how to swim.
10:36Okay.
10:37All right.
10:38Now, you've got one minute, John,
10:39and in that mound
10:40of whipped cream,
10:41there are three bagels
10:42which you're going to have
10:43to get into that net, okay?
10:45All right.
10:46Now, she's all set,
10:47and you're ready.
10:48Let me just move my microphone.
10:49Pardon me?
10:50Get it with my hands?
10:51With your hands?
10:52No, old friend.
10:53Ah!
10:54No, it gets worse.
10:56You've got to get it with your hands.
10:58With your mouth,
10:59keep your hands behind your back.
11:00Come up for air on occasion.
11:01Okay?
11:02Are you ready?
11:03And go, John.
11:04Yes!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11He's got one!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24He's got two!
11:25Oh!
11:26Stand over here, Suzanne.
11:28Oh!
11:31There's one more in there.
11:33One more in there somewhere.
11:40You've got 25 seconds.
11:43Oh, find it!
11:44Find it!
11:45Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:53Oh!
11:54Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:57Oh!
11:58Oh!
11:59Oh!
12:00He's got it!
12:01Stop the clock!
12:02Yeah!
12:03Yeah!
12:04Yeah!
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh!
12:07Oh!
12:08Oh!
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh!
12:11Whoa!
12:12Oh!
12:13Oh!
12:14Oh!
12:15Oh!
12:16Oh!
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:19Oh!
12:20Oh!
12:21Okay, come along with me.
12:23Come along with me, both of you.
12:25me both of you step right over here right next to the podium you stand on
12:30the outside John okay hey hey you're just great what a great sport you are
12:35okay now come close because you've won a chance to get to our cash board put your
12:39heads together select a letter from our board tell me what it's gonna be all
12:44right what letter is it gonna be okay come on John you want what you want the
12:50H in V and that means that you have won
13:01he's a wonderful sport is he like that at home yes oh that's great okay we're
13:07gonna move on to your next stunt Suzanne and Dick is gonna join us would you come
13:12right down this way both of you towards the front of our stage okay and we'll
13:16come right up on the platform there we go and lady I would like you to stand
13:21over there and dick I want you on this side please okay as you can plainly see
13:25we have a ladder for you all right hold on to the yellow tape all right now
13:29here's how you beat the clock when I say go both of you at the same time will
13:34step over each rung and into the hole right over the room what's the matter
13:38how tall are you dick wait hey dick will you come back here yeah I know that's
13:46why I got this job okay that's okay thank you very much okay now you step
13:56over into the hole over into the hole both of you at the same time you got it
13:59when you get to the ends when you've reversed your positions then step outside
14:03the ladder and grab the tape and you will have beaten the clock all right now
14:08well wait a minute Richard just one thing you can ever let go of the ladder
14:12okay you can't let go of the ladder no you got to hold the ladder at all times
14:15you can't let it drop you understand that's it what you have to figure out
14:21okay let's see how much time we have on the clock and we have exactly 50 seconds
14:27all right yeah no we're cleaning Johnny up okay you ready now take your time and
14:33go that's it don't let go of the ladder
15:03oh hey Suzanne come on yeah and look who's here ladies and gentlemen bright
15:17and shiny the handsome John returns
15:22okay kids you've won yourself another shot at the clock put your heads
15:26together what letter will you select please come right in close the O in
15:31clock okay they have chosen the O in clock which means that they have won
15:53you've got a chance to win more money because we've got Dick Clark celebrity
15:57solo coming up we have a competitive stunt between you and the other team
16:00okay for a nice prize so there's a lot more to come and that's to remind you
16:04folks at home to keep looking because we're coming back with all of that
16:12okay John and Suzanne besides the cash you've won we have some gifts for you
16:16here's Nick an embroiler safety stroller from Cross River Products folds and
16:20carries like an umbrella it only weighs five pounds but sports a hundred pounds
16:24and 100 pounds of spaghetti and three cases of ragu sauce simmered to
16:27perfection old-world style spaghetti sauce heat and serve on meat rice and
16:31spaghetti
16:33now it's time for our celebrity solo stunt Dick would you step right there on
16:38that mat please okay now folks you've had a chance to observe Dick in action
16:42you're gonna get a chance to cash in on him if you bet the right way either on
16:46the clock or the star you'll win an additional $50 first I will explain the
16:50stunt what we have here are some rolling devices two wheels all you have to do to
16:54beat the clock Dick is get them to roll down there so that each wheel knocks
16:59over one cup you understand both cups have to go at the same time now come on
17:04don't be shy you can do it I'm sure okay let's take a look at the clock and see
17:08how much time we have okay 45 seconds all right now Bill and Colette who do
17:13you want to bet on the clock of the star they're gonna bet on Dick okay
17:19everybody's on you dick okay you got 45 seconds Richie okay are you ready old
17:26buddy and go Oh goes he'll replace it for you it's curving off a little to
17:36the side go don't take too much time
17:48Oh
18:18bet on the star that means that both couples win an additional $50 we always
18:31have a gift for our star and here's Nick to tell you what yours is for dick
18:35paints a deluxe kit of roll-on decorator paints from our text the
18:38complete home and fashion decorator paint in a tube our techs hobby products
18:42I want the men to stand behind these little catapults okay I want the ladies
18:54to stand on the right side of their men okay get right in there we're gonna Mike
18:58dick because dick is gonna judge this now here's what's gonna happen I'll let
19:02you preload you put a chip in there ladies right you got that and it goes up
19:06into the air all right now it will go into the air and it should land in this
19:10clear plastic bucket that we have here okay now how many of those do you need
19:15to beat the clock okay I'll tell you got to get to first one that gets two in
19:20there we'll beat the clock and this is what they're gonna win go Nick the
19:24jurors super 8 movie equipment the Electra 250 movie camera with through
19:28the lens viewing and CDS exposure for perfect movies and the incomparable
19:33Eldorado projector by the juror okay you have to do this okay 55 seconds Nick
19:42you're gonna judge this group ladies load your catapults gentlemen get in
19:46position ladies load your catapults and get to first team is the winner go
20:03one-to-one I almost had that stop the clock
20:16I invite you to take a seat there too just great okay and good friends we'll
20:22be right back with our contestants
20:31we'll will load for you we're going to give you four chances to catapult a chip
20:35into that plastic and every time you do it I'm gonna give you five dollars are
20:39you ready and go
21:09it's time to say goodbye but before we do that we're gonna find out how our
21:23couples did Bill and Colette you won $200 okay John and Suzanne you won $300
21:31plus a camera and projector congratulations let's take a look at the
21:35board see where the money was okay uh-huh and there's where the biggies
21:41were on that top row there all right and of course Dick Clark as always
21:46sensational thank you dick okay
21:50saying bye-bye for now from the new beat the clock take care of yourself see you
21:54soon gang
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