Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.11 - 20 English Sub
Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.11 - 20 English Sub
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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
00:31Wait, who are you?
00:35You've mistaken me for someone else. I'm your personal maid.
00:38Maid?
00:41So this is the person my wife found for me?
00:43This is against the law!
00:46That's right. My lady specifically asked me to take care of you.
00:50What did you call me?
00:51Master...
00:52I didn't hear you. Louder.
00:56Master!
00:58Very good. Very spirited.
01:00By the way, what's your name?
01:02Lai Fu, or Wang Cai?
01:05My lord, my name is Cheng Shou Ping.
01:08What Ping?
01:10Shou Ping, which means hand in hand.
01:12That's the name my master gave me back then.
01:17Looks like you have a high status.
01:19Looks like my dear wife still cares about me.
01:22Of course. You are the husband that our lady personally chose.
01:28I can't get up.
01:29Just do your job.
01:33Yes, my lord.
01:52What's going on?
01:54Help!
01:56My lord, I'm afraid you sneezed.
01:58I'm afraid you're cold, so I covered you with a blanket.
02:02Move the blanket away from me!
02:10My waist...
02:15My lord, don't move!
02:17Watch out for the rocks!
02:26Ouch!
02:32My lord, are you alright?
02:34I'll get you some ointment.
02:37Wait!
02:41My lord, I'm here.
02:42I'll get you some ointment.
02:47You...
02:49You gave me...
02:50What did you give me?
02:52Ointment.
02:58Did you get this from the kitchen?
03:01You're so smart.
03:02You even know this?
03:07My lord, give me another chance.
03:13Calm down.
03:16Calm down.
03:18I need to calm down now.
03:22Do you have any kind of ointment
03:25that can make people forget their troubles
03:27after being ignited?
03:30The kind that is very popular.
03:33I got it.
03:34Wait for me, my lord.
03:38Dear immortals,
03:40please let me forget all my troubles.
03:44My lord, are you feeling better?
03:48How can you be so stupid?
03:51You're not here to take care of me.
03:52You're here to make me suffer.
03:56My lord, don't look down on me.
03:57It's hard for me to lose.
04:00Zuoan, what are you doing?
04:03How dare you hit the person
04:04that the lady chose for you?
04:06You said it was chosen by my lady.
04:08What does it have to do with you?
04:10My lord didn't hit me.
04:12He's nice to me.
04:13My lord.
04:20Useless.
04:25I have to find a way to upgrade it.
04:28I'll make Hong Xingyi look good sooner or later.
04:35Luckily, it's not gone.
04:38Where did my lord go?
04:39Where did he go?
04:43Where did my lord go?
04:46Zhu Huanzhao, I'm begging you.
04:49It's my lord.
04:51Hit me.
05:02Who wants to play with you?
05:03Pervert.
05:09Episode 07
05:16What are you looking at?
05:17It's a big deal.
05:18Don't look at it.
05:19My lord, I know you're sick.
05:23You know that?
05:24I have a father who is the son of my cousin's brother.
05:27He's sick, too.
05:29What's wrong with him?
05:31My lord, we have soldiers to cure him.
05:33We can't just pester the lady.
05:35If the lady finds out,
05:36she'll be angry again.
05:40Shouping,
05:42what you said makes sense.
05:44Do you know if there are any
05:45divine doctors in Mingyue City?
05:48The kind of civilization far away.
05:50Since this is a world of cultivation,
05:53maybe there will be a divine doctor
05:55who can do some magic or something.
05:58Will there be?
05:59Will there be?
06:01Divine doctor?
06:02Yes.
06:03Mr. Ji in the city is the most powerful
06:05divine doctor in Mingyue City.
06:06No, no.
06:07He's the most powerful divine doctor in Lingchuan County.
06:09There's no disease he can't cure.
06:12Let's go.
06:13Take me to him now.
06:15Okay, my lord.
06:16I'll lead the way.
06:20By the way,
06:21what's the name of the disease
06:24your second cousin has?
06:26Is it cured?
06:27It's cured.
06:28It seems to be called Yang Dianfeng.
06:32Your cousin doesn't have Yang Dianfeng.
06:34My lord, don't overdo it.
06:35It's hard to lose.
06:48I didn't expect
06:50the gatekeepers to let us out so easily.
06:54The gatekeepers all said
06:56I was a loser
06:57and I couldn't make a name for myself outside.
07:02This is different from the world of cultivation I imagined.
07:06Why are there so many iron shops on the street?
07:08My lord,
07:09this is all the property of the Chu family.
07:13Shouldn't we run some snack mines?
07:16We have to keep some beasts.
07:18How can we run such a common thing?
07:22My lord,
07:23don't underestimate these two things.
07:25The Chu family is rich and powerful
07:27because of these two things.
07:28After all, not everyone can feel
07:30the vitality of heaven and earth to cultivate.
07:32But everyone has to eat
07:34and work.
07:37I didn't expect your little brain
07:39to be quite reasonable
07:40to say something from time to time.
07:41Follow me well.
07:43When I'm done with my cultivation,
07:44I'll take you to fly.
07:46My lord,
07:47let's get sick first.
07:50By the way,
07:51where's Miss?
07:52Why didn't I see her?
07:53Miss seems to be out.
07:55Out?
07:56That's great.
07:57I can be more comfortable recently.
08:00By the way, my lord,
08:01do you know Xue'er?
08:03That stinky girl.
08:04Xue'er is not stinky.
08:06She has a good reputation.
08:08Many servants admire her in the house.
08:10Stinky?
08:11Do you have such an idea about Xue'er?
08:14So, my lord,
08:15when can you help me
08:16to get along with Xue'er?
08:18If you like her, go after her yourself.
08:20Why do you want me to get along with her?
08:21My mother told me that
08:22a rotten pot is with a rotten lid.
08:24A toad has its own love.
08:26You see, you are the son-in-law with the eldest daughter.
08:28I am the son-in-law with the eldest daughter.
08:29I am a natural maid with the eldest daughter.
08:32As my son-in-law,
08:33it's your duty to get along with us.
08:38What are you talking about?
08:39Is that what your mother meant?
08:41Don't beat around the bush.
08:42As I said,
08:43it's hard to lose this hair trick.
08:45Speaking of which,
08:47I think Xue'er is not as important as your hair trick.
08:52Qishanye,
08:53open your eyes.
08:55Qishanye,
08:56have a look.
08:59Why are there so many people?
09:00Didn't I tell you just now?
09:02There have always been so many people here.
09:04Which one is Qishanye?
09:08Look, Qishanye.
09:10What?
09:11That one.
09:12That's Qishanye.
09:18It's useless to argue.
09:19Get rid of the crowd and go straight ahead.
09:21Get out of my way.
09:23Don't disturb my sleep.
09:27Judging from his appearance,
09:29Qishanye may have something.
09:31Mr. Gu,
09:32do you have any money?
09:34I just remembered that
09:35Qishanye has set a rule.
09:37If you want to see him,
09:39you have to pay 100 taels of silver first.
09:41Robbing money?
09:43Because he is capable,
09:45someone is robbing 100 taels of silver.
09:49Pingping,
09:50look,
09:51Mr. Gu is a little tight now.
09:53Can you lend me some money
09:55and I'll pay you back when I have money?
09:57Mr. Gu,
09:58do I look like a rich man?
10:02Pingping,
10:03do you know any place in the city
10:05where you can buy and sell servants and maids?
10:13Pingping,
10:14do you know any place in the city
10:16where you can buy and sell servants and maids?
10:19Are you talking about the dentist?
10:21Yes, yes, yes.
10:22How much is it?
10:23I don't know how much it is.
10:26Mr. Gu,
10:27Mr. Gu,
10:28do you want to sell me?
10:33Nonsense.
10:34I'm not that kind of person.
10:36This little fool
10:37doesn't seem to be worth a few taels of silver.
10:40Besides, he is from the Palace.
10:42He may not be able to sell.
10:44Mr. Gu,
10:45I just remembered again
10:47that Qishanye has a rule.
10:49As long as you can complete a task for him,
10:51you don't need to pay for it
10:52and you can treat him.
10:54You shouldn't have said that.
10:55I almost sold you.
10:57Good for you, Pingping.
10:58You've learned to predict.
11:00Mr. Gu,
11:01if you really want to beat me,
11:03let's fight somewhere else.
11:05All right.
11:06Let's go.
11:07Let's go get the task from Mr. Gu.
11:11Mr. Ji,
11:12if you don't want to see a doctor,
11:13let Ms. Ji come out and take care of us.
11:16Yes, we want to see Ms. Ji.
11:19Who is Ms. Ji?
11:21She is the daughter of Dr. Ji.
11:22She is beautiful and kind.
11:24She often treats the poor people.
11:26Many people here
11:27are actually here for Ms. Ji.
11:30How beautiful can she be?
11:32Is she more beautiful than my wife Chu Chuyan?
11:37I have no idea.
11:39Ms. Ji is named after Chu Chuyan.
11:42But I heard that
11:43Ms. Chu has already married a loser.
11:46But you and I have no fate.
11:48Now I'm the only one for Ms. Ji.
11:50She is the only goddess in my dream.
11:53How dare you call me a loser?
11:56If I don't treat you today,
11:58I won't be a keyboard warrior.
12:00What did you say?
12:01How dare you poison Ms. Ji in your dream?
12:03What?
12:05What are you talking about?
12:07I'm talking about the goddess.
12:08What?
12:09You want to steal Ms. Ji's body?
12:12I have never seen
12:14such a shameless person.
12:16That's right.
12:17You...
12:18You...
12:19Beat him.
12:20Beat him.
12:21Beat him.
12:22Beat him.
12:23Beat him.
12:24Beat him.
12:26How dare you hit my daughter?
12:28Beat him.
12:30It's so noisy.
12:31If you don't want to see a doctor,
12:32go somewhere else.
12:33Doctor,
12:34where is your daughter?
12:36I let her go up the mountain to pick herbs.
12:39So that you don't have to
12:40make noise here all day long
12:41and disturb my rest.
12:43It also hinders my business.
12:45I should have told you earlier.
12:46Let's go.
12:47It's time to go.
12:49Doctor Ji,
12:50we really come to see a doctor.
12:52Please make an exception.
12:53If you don't have money, get out of here.
12:55I can't cure a poor man.
12:57Doctor Ji,
12:59this is a book on the black market.
13:01The content is exciting and exciting.
13:03Please have a look.
13:10You go in.
13:11I'll come to treat you later.
13:13Thank you, Doctor Ji.
13:15What does this mean?
13:16Why can he come in?
13:19I'm willing to.
13:20I think he can do it.
13:22It's my fault.
13:23I won't let others down.
13:25He is so arrogant.
13:27He has never been beaten before.
13:32Master,
13:33you can't talk nonsense in front of Doctor Ji.
13:36He is vengeful.
13:38He is a doctor anyway.
13:40What else can he do?
13:42Doctor Ji's strength is unpredictable.
13:44The last person who offended him in front of him
13:46is now two meters tall.
13:49So cruel.
13:50The government doesn't care?
13:52It's because Doctor Ji is capable.
13:54Even the governor is polite to him.
13:56Didn't you say that
13:57you can cure him by doing tasks?
13:59Why don't you do tasks?
14:02Because Doctor Ji's tasks are particularly difficult.
14:04It's better to find a way to raise 100 taels of silver.
14:09I'd like to see
14:10how difficult it is.
14:17It's just a few dogs.
14:19No, no, no.
14:20Gangli Blackwood is very fierce.
14:22At least four or more cultivators
14:24can be easily dealt with.
14:25Four?
14:27I'm not much worse.
14:30Doctor Ji,
14:31I'll take this task.
14:41I advise you
14:42to go back early.
14:44For the little problem you can't talk about,
14:47you don't have to die.
14:49I know what the problem is at a glance.
14:52This old man is really capable.
14:56I'll take this task.
14:58Just wait for me to win.
15:01Okay.
15:03It's just that I just changed this task.
15:07Doubao added 15.
15:16What do you mean?
15:17Add up to 20.
15:19You're against me.
15:22I just don't like you.
15:24Do you like it or not?
15:28Young Master,
15:29why don't we go home?
15:32No.
15:33I can't swallow my anger today.
15:36Okay.
15:3720 is 20.
15:39Let's go.
15:40Go home with me.
15:41Wait a minute.
15:45What's this?
15:46This is healing medicine.
15:48Maybe it can save your life at a critical moment.
15:52This old man looks fierce,
15:54but his mouth is hard and soft.
15:56After all, he is a doctor.
15:58Doctors can't afford to deceive me.
16:00Young Master,
16:01are you really going to do that task?
16:04Do you know how powerful the Black Wood is?
16:08Tell me.
16:09Although the Black Wood is only level 2,
16:12I like to stay in the Firewolf Valley
16:14and sneak up on them.
16:16They will attack from behind
16:18and bite my back.
16:20Then pull me out.
16:22My waist, my intestines,
16:24my heart, my liver, my lungs, my kidneys,
16:26and so on.
16:29Don't talk behind my back.
16:30Young Master,
16:31I heard from Doctor Ji today
16:33that you have an incurable disease.
16:35My father's second brother's niece's father
16:37also had it.
16:38This disease is not difficult to cure.
16:40Don't take the risk.
16:41What's wrong with your second brother?
16:43It's a hemorrhage.
16:44It's not my second brother.
16:45It's my second brother's niece's father.
16:49Didn't we agree not to fight?
16:51Remember,
16:52your son-in-law's disease
16:54is not an incurable disease
16:55or a hemorrhage.
16:56Only Doctor Ji can cure it.
16:58So I have to do this task.
17:01I see.
17:04Go get ready.
17:05We'll set off early tomorrow morning.
17:08Leave it to me.
17:09Put it on me.
17:10Come here.
17:11What else can I do for you?
17:13Don't tell anyone
17:14about the meeting with the doctor today.
17:17Don't worry, Young Master.
17:18Have you forgotten my name?
17:20I'll keep my mouth shut.
17:25Why are you coughing?
17:27My chest hurts.
17:31Don't worry, Young Master.
17:32I'll clean it up now.
17:33I'm sure you'll like it.
17:35Well,
17:37is he reliable?
17:41I hope he won't cause any trouble.
17:50I love you so much.
17:52You're my God.
17:54Doctor Ji,
17:55it's getting dark.
17:57Are you going to treat me today?
18:01I'll be right there.
18:05Doctor Ji,
18:06the guy on the mission
18:07was so arrogant today.
18:09And you gave him the medicine.
18:11What do you mean?
18:14He may not be on the way without the medicine.
18:17But he'll dare to go further
18:19with the medicine.
18:21He'll die faster.
18:25You're so arrogant.
18:28You slandered my daughter
18:31and ruined my daughter's reputation.
18:33Get ready to be punished.
18:35Are you ready?
18:36Don't worry, Young Master.
18:37I'll do my best.
18:38No one will find out, right?
18:40I promise.
18:41This mission
18:42must be successful.
18:43Don't fail.
18:44I know.
18:51Is this what you prepared?
18:53Yes, Young Master.
18:54Take a look.
18:55What else do you need?
18:58Do you know
18:59what I'm going to do?
19:00I'm going to hunt the Black Wood.
19:03Why are you carrying this?
19:04I'll carry it on my back
19:05to defend against the Black Wood.
19:07What about this?
19:08I'll carry it on my body
19:10to merge with the rocks
19:11and avoid the Black Wood.
19:14I thought
19:15you were going on a trip.
19:19Put these useless things away.
19:21This is enough for me.
19:24Don't follow me.
19:25Go back.
19:26No way.
19:27I'm your maid.
19:28I'm your maid.
19:29Of course I'll stay away from you.
19:31I didn't expect you
19:32to be so loyal.
19:33Besides,
19:34if you die,
19:36who will marry me and Xue'er?
19:38I...
19:42Show me your pass.
19:43Pass?
19:44My son-in-law
19:45is the husband of Miss Chu.
19:47How dare you stop me?
19:49My son-in-law?
19:54So he's your son-in-law.
19:56I heard
19:57he's not only useless,
19:58but also
19:59not good at fighting.
20:02It's so great
20:03to meet you today.
20:08He's just a kid.
20:09Don't talk nonsense.
20:10Brother Zu.
20:13Where are you going?
20:19Brother Zu.
20:22Where are you going?
20:23Where are you going?
20:25You're hiding a knife.
20:27You look like a villain.
20:32What?
20:33Don't you know me?
20:34I'm Meihua Shisan of Plum Blossom Gang.
20:37We used to
20:38drink together
20:39and play hide-and-seek.
20:40Meihua Shisan?
20:41Don't you have a sister
20:42named Meihua Shisan?
20:44Sister?
20:47If 13th Brother
20:48heard what you said,
20:50he'd beat you up.
20:51Is there really Meihua Shisan?
20:52Of course.
20:53Do you know
20:54a barber named 567?
20:56What are you talking about?
20:58I've never heard of him.
20:59What?
21:00Do you know him?
21:01No.
21:02If you don't know him,
21:03why did you ask?
21:04He's angry now.
21:06He's so narrow-minded.
21:08My lord.
21:09Let's find a way
21:10to get out of the city first.
21:11If we stay here,
21:12the sun will set.
21:14That's right.
21:15I'm going out of the city, too.
21:17Where are you going?
21:18We're going to Chailang Lake.
21:22My lord.
21:23What's wrong with your eyes?
21:24Do you have a fly?
21:25Do you want me to blow it out for you?
21:28Why don't you
21:29say anything?
21:30Last time, my mission failed
21:32and I was punished by the gangsters.
21:34This time,
21:35Chailang Lake is a good place
21:38to kill people and transport goods.
21:42Brother Zou.
21:43What a coincidence.
21:44I'm going to Chailang Lake, too.
21:46We can go together.
21:47Let's go together.
21:49If 12th Brother takes care of me,
21:51it will be great.
21:53But we don't have passports.
21:55We can't go out.
21:57I thought it was a big deal.
21:59Wait here.
22:07Brother Zou.
22:08Let's go.
22:09Don't just stand there.
22:22Ha-ha.
22:23Ha-ha.
22:24Ha-ha.
22:25Ha-ha.
22:26Ha-ha.
22:27Ha-ha.
22:28Ha-ha.
22:29This girl is 12th Brother.
22:30It must be Huang Shu Lang's trick.
22:32He's up to no good.
22:33Let's go together for a while.
22:35Let's see what he's up to.
22:37This useless guy is with me.
22:39I don't know how good he is.
22:41I'll take the opportunity to test him.
22:43It's not too late to do it.
22:48Thanks to 12th Brother's help this time.
22:50I really appreciate it.
22:51Yeah.
22:52This Brother Plum
22:53is much better than others.
22:55Unlike those soldiers.
22:57They look down on us
22:58and laugh at us.
22:59Ha-ha.
23:00Ha-ha.
23:01Ha-ha.
23:02Ha-ha.
23:03It's nothing.
23:04It's a piece of cake.
23:0612th Brother.
23:07What level of cultivation do you have now?
23:09I can see from the eyes of those soldiers
23:11the admiration for you.
23:14Hey.
23:15It's nothing.
23:16It's only level 2 or 3.
23:19You're so good.
23:20You should be the highest level
23:22among the brothers in the gang.
23:24Hey.
23:25It doesn't count.
23:26The best one is 13th Brother.
23:28He's already level 3.
23:30Ah?
23:31What about your leader?
23:32Isn't he better?
23:33Of course.
23:34The leader is already...
23:36Hmm?
23:37Ha-ha.
23:38You don't know cultivation.
23:39Why am I telling you this?
23:41By the way,
23:42what are you doing in Chailang Valley?
23:44The God-sucking Doctor in the city
23:45has issued a mission
23:46to collect Goubao.
23:47We want to give it a try.
23:48Oh.
23:49It's all exposed.
23:51I only dare to walk on the edge of Chailang Valley.
23:54You two
23:55are going to look for Goubao?
23:56Ah.
23:57Ha-ha-ha.
23:58I'm just going to try my luck.
24:00In case I get caught,
24:01I'll find some dead bodies of the Black Wood Gang.
24:03Could it be that this little boy
24:05is a master of the Chu family?
24:07It seems that I have to be careful.
24:15Wait.
24:16I'm going to fall off the horse.
24:18Ah.
24:19Run.
24:20Ah.
24:21Ah.
24:22Ah.
24:23Ah.
24:24Ah.
24:25Ah.
24:26Ah.
24:27Ah.
24:28Ah.
24:29You're really a master.
24:31You can't hurt me.
24:33I'll see how you can save him this time.
24:35No.
24:36No.
24:37I found Niu Fan.
24:38Now I can make the fire bigger.
24:40Ah.
24:41Ah.
24:42Ah.
24:43Ah.
24:44Ah.
24:45The humble slave
24:47will pay more interests from me.
24:53ipts
24:55Ah.
24:56Ah.
24:57Wuhu.
24:58Ah.
24:59Ah.
25:01Why are you flying there?
25:02Hahaha.
25:04Brother Meihua is really generous.
25:06He not only takes us out of the city,
25:07but also takes us to Wolf Valley.
25:09A young kid like you
25:10will be sold in the future.
25:12You must be helping someone else to count the money.
25:14竟然扮猪吃老虎羞辱于我 给我打一掌!How dare you humiliate me by wearing a pig and eating a tiger!
25:25请 Please
25:27总兄弟,你既已是楚家女婿,可以直接给锦神医诊心呐,何必辛苦呢?Brother, since you are already the son-in-law of the Chu family, you can directly give the doctor a check-up. Why bother?
25:34不怕是二兄笑话,我这上门女婿在楚家哪有地位可言,人人都瞧不起我,更别提给我钱了 I'm not afraid of being laughed at by you, my son-in-law has no place in the Chu family. Everyone looks down on me, not to mention giving me money
25:43还是兄弟你好啊,这么久都没忘记我,还是兄弟你好啊,这么久都没忘记我。Hello, brother, I haven't forgotten you for such a long time
25:48那是那是,咱哥俩谁跟谁啊?Of course, who would I be with?
25:51来,敬我的好哥哥一杯,以后还得跟你混,大哥吃肉我喝汤,大哥吃菜我验康!Come on, let's drink to the best brother of mine. I'll have to hang out with you, I'll have soup when my brother eats meat, and I'll have soup when my brother eats vegetables
26:00说的哪里话,放心,大哥吃肉肯定也让你跟着吃,来!What are you talking about? Don't worry, big brother eats meat, and I'll let you eat it too
26:15韩兄,我这么急做什么?Han brother, why am I in such a hurry?
26:19到我身上了,马没了,我哪有马啊?What the hell, the horse is gone, where is my horse?
26:23别动!Don't move!
26:25大侠,道见无言,属下留情啊Here's a sword, sir, please have mercy
26:29What are you doing with my son-in-law? Let go of him!
26:31That's right. Why are you arresting him?
26:33I saw you two were very close just now.
26:35Could it be a trick?
26:37Nonsense!
26:39My brotherhood with Shi'er is clear as day.
26:41Right?
26:43Of course.
26:45Let go of him.
26:47Listen carefully.
26:49My son-in-law is the son-in-law of the Chu family.
26:51If you dare to lay a finger on him,
26:53the Chu family will not let you off.
26:55Everyone, come and take a look!
26:57Someone kidnapped the son-in-law of the Chu family!
26:59Hurry and report it!
27:01The Chu family will be severely punished!
27:03It's really the Chu family's son-in-law
27:05who left Gao Shi Yun.
27:07Isn't this person afraid of offending the Chu family?
27:09That's the Chu family.
27:11That's right.
27:13Brother Tan, don't be nervous.
27:15I'm not here to arrest you.
27:17Don't think I don't know.
27:19Wei Chaofeng has already given me an order to kill him.
27:21There may be some misunderstandings between you and the Chief.
27:23Why are you running away?
27:25The hatred of stealing a wife is irreconcilable!
27:27I just hate that I didn't finish him with one stab!
27:29Hey!
27:31Hey!
27:33I want to say something.
27:35Can you put down your sword first?
27:37That's right.
27:39Put down your sword first.
27:41Don't hurt my brother.
27:43I don't want to take your brother's life.
27:45Be careful of the Ten Thousand Years Boat.
27:47I'll take him on the road.
27:49Don't follow me.
27:51Ah!
27:53My eyes!
27:55My eyes!
27:57Ah!
28:01Hurry up and leave!
28:03You go first!
28:05Go get reinforcements!
28:07No! Wait for me!
28:09Meihua Shier's cultivation is higher than mine.
28:11I can only use you as a bargaining chip.
28:13Please forgive me.
28:15I understand.
28:17To tell you the truth,
28:19it's just an act.
28:21Just run away.
28:23Brother, I think you're a good person.
28:25Can I ask you a favor?
28:27What is it?
28:29I'm running away from home.
28:31Can you help me bring a letter to him?
28:33No problem.
28:35If you're willing to let me go, I'll definitely help you.
28:37But I don't know him.
28:39He has the same one.
28:41Please.
28:43Don't worry.
28:45Then I'll go first.
28:47Brother Han,
28:49why are you walking so fast?
28:51Where are my brothers?
28:53Nonsense!
28:55Even if you kill me, I won't go back with you.
28:57Brother Han,
28:59I didn't say I wanted to catch you.
29:01Don't be so nervous.
29:03You won't catch me?
29:05When I fought with the Azure Dragon Gang,
29:07you risked your life to carry me out.
29:09I still remember this favor.
29:11All the brothers in the gang are chasing me.
29:13You're the only one who still cares about old friendships.
29:15How can you be the same as others?
29:17I can't say anything about the grudges between you and the gang leader.
29:19But a great man has no wife.
29:21With your ability,
29:23you can still change a place.
29:25Don't regret it.
29:27But I'm afraid I can't stay in Mingyue City anymore.
29:29Yes.
29:31I'm afraid our brothers won't have a chance to eat meat and drink alcohol in the future.
29:33Don't be sad, brother.
29:35Let's wait and see.
29:37See you later.
29:39Wait.
29:41What is it?
29:43This is your money.
29:45Take it and use it on the road.
29:47Thank you, brother.
29:57Naive.
29:59I can exchange you for money.
30:01How can I let you go?
30:03You will regret it.
30:05I can't say anything about the grudges between you and the gang leader.
30:11Cursing is just the rage of the incompetent.
30:15See you later.
30:21Next.
30:23Next.
30:31It's your turn.
30:35You killed me now.
30:37It's not worth it.
30:41Why is it not worth it?
30:43My student has gone to move the soldiers.
30:45He has seen you.
30:47He must know you killed me.
30:49As long as he sees me in the wilderness,
30:51the Chu family will not let you go.
30:55I'm so scared.
30:57Do you think I can't kill you
30:59if you say that?
31:01I have to thank you for reminding me
31:03about the pursuit of the Chu family.
31:05According to his tone,
31:07it seems that the one behind the scenes is not the Chu family.
31:09The Chai Lang Valley is in front.
31:11I'll kill you later and throw you in.
31:13I promise you that everything will be fine.
31:15Wait a minute, brother.
31:17Do you understand what I'm saying?
31:19As long as my body is found,
31:21the Chu family will definitely count on you.
31:25Then you underestimated the gang leader.
31:27You fell into the mouth of other murderers.
31:29If you die, you still have a share.
31:31Even if you die,
31:33the Chu family will not be afraid of me.
31:35Let's go.
31:37I'll give you a ride on the road to hell.
31:41Gu Wan, Gu Wan,
31:43what did you do?
31:45So many people want to target you.
31:49What should I do?
31:51This man is as good as me.
31:53I have to fight him.
31:55If I win, I'll escape.
31:57But what if I lose?
31:59But what if I lose?
32:01No, no, no.
32:03I dare not bet on this.
32:05If I lose, the electricity will be cut off.
32:07I'll really become a ghost.
32:09Think of another way.
32:11Be quiet, don't be crazy.
32:13Brother Twelve,
32:15I don't understand why
32:17you want to kill me.
32:21I'm in a good mood today.
32:23I'll let you know.
32:25Last time, I took you to the suburbs
32:27to kill you.
32:29I didn't expect you to die.
32:31It's you.
32:33We have no grudges.
32:35Why did you kill me?
32:37You offended someone you shouldn't have offended.
32:39Who did I offend?
32:41You don't need to know.
32:43You'd better go to hell and ask the King of Hell.
32:45Anyway, you joined the Chu family recently
32:47and married the most beautiful woman in Mingyue City.
32:49You have both talent and beauty.
32:51Even if you die now,
32:53it's worth it in this life.
32:55I'm afraid you'll laugh at me.
32:57In fact, you are one of the people
32:59I love most in my life.
33:01What?
33:03No one has been nice to you in the past?
33:05I have no parents in my life.
33:07All the good people think I'm a waste.
33:09I'm afraid I'll lose everything.
33:11No one is as noble as you
33:13to me as a brother.
33:15We are like brothers.
33:17After you become the son-in-law of the Chu family,
33:19who dares to look down on you?
33:21It's just a win-win situation.
33:23Brother, you don't know.
33:25As the son-in-law of the Chu family,
33:27I have no place to speak.
33:29Everyone looks down on me.
33:31Even the guards treat me as a transparent person.
33:33Even a maid dares to point at my nose.
33:35I have been working very hard
33:37to be a good son-in-law.
33:39I'm careful,
33:41but I'm still punished and whipped.
33:43I envy you so much.
33:45You have a lot of shame.
33:47You are so unhappy
33:49to go to hell alone.
33:51I'm so unhappy.
33:55There is no freedom.
33:57It's all about bloodshed.
33:59Am I free?
34:01I'm nothing without Plum Blossom Gang.
34:03In order to make the gang leader like me...
34:05Like you?
34:07He likes my ability.
34:09I get up early and go to bed late every day.
34:11On the day of the gang leader's birthday,
34:13I grabbed a walkie-talkie from the countryside
34:15to wish him a happy birthday,
34:17but I met a liar.
34:19Do I have to work so hard?
34:21It's not easy for you.
34:23I've been wandering since I was a kid.
34:25I have no one to rely on.
34:27Now I just want to take advantage of my youth
34:29to build a stable foundation for the future.
34:31I want to have a home like you.
34:35My home is not a real home.
34:37It's your freedom,
34:39but it's not real freedom.
34:41Brother, give me a hug before I go.
34:49I'm sorry, Brother.
34:51I can't give you a hug.
34:53Yes, yes, yes.
34:55You can go after I hug you.
34:57I'll come to see you every year from now on.
34:59Come on, brother.
35:01Hurry up.
35:15Who dares to be your brother?
35:17Go and apologize to Tan Wei in person.
35:19For Xiyi Street!
35:35You shameless man!
35:39Brother Yuan'er,
35:41you're in my hands now.
35:43You're a Cultivator?
35:45What do you think?
35:47Am I good at acting?
35:49Did I impress you?
35:51Can you trap me in this way?
35:59Let him go.
36:01It's useless to beat him.
36:03If you're willing to answer my questions,
36:05I can consider letting you go.
36:07Tell me.
36:09Who wants to kill me?
36:11Do it.
36:13Since that's the case,
36:15I'll teach you a lesson.
36:17Come on. I'm not afraid of you.
36:21I'll kill you with my bare hands.
36:23Come on.
36:29Don't hit me.
36:31My master sent me to kill you.
36:35Your master?
36:37What's his name?
36:39What does he have to do with me?
36:41How can you know
36:43my master's name?
36:45You don't want to tell me, do you?
36:47I'll kill you.
36:49I can't save you.
36:51My master is a lunatic.
36:55Is my master a lunatic
36:57who is blind and has long fingernails?
36:59Nonsense.
37:01My master is a man.
37:03Why did he want to kill me?
37:05I'm just doing my job.
37:07How can I know?
37:09Don't you want to kill me?
37:13I don't know.
37:15I don't know.
37:19It looks like
37:21I have to teach you a new trick.
37:27The Ten Cool Moves.
37:29Five-level high-altitude phoenix kick.
37:31Five-level high-altitude phoenix kick.
37:39I remember now.
37:41I used to use a mysterious person
37:43to find my master.
37:45We talked for a while
37:47and my master sent me a mission.
37:49Who is that mysterious person?
37:51He said he was a mysterious person.
37:53How can I know?
37:55The Ten Cool Moves.
37:57Five-level high-altitude phoenix kick.
37:59When the mysterious person came,
38:01he was covered in black mud.
38:03Even the maids couldn't see him.
38:07What's going on
38:09with your Plum Blossom Gang?
38:11Our Plum Blossom Gang
38:13is the largest gang in Mingyue City.
38:15Our master has been beheaded 13 times.
38:17He was named Plum Blossom 1-13.
38:19Everyone in the world
38:21calls him Plum Blossom 13-Tai.
38:23In general,
38:25the Plum Blossom Gang
38:27is a gang.
38:29Mei Chaofeng is your father-in-law.
38:31Are you scared?
38:33Let me go.
38:35Our Plum Blossom Gang
38:37won't have a good ending.
38:39I'm so scared.
38:41If you say so,
38:43I dare not let you go.
38:45What should you do?
38:47You liar.
38:49You don't trust me.
38:51Run.
38:55I got it.
39:07I'm going to kill you.
39:09Don't be so rude.
39:11I advise you
39:13to save your strength.
39:15Otherwise, you can't deal with
39:17the Black Wood Gang later.
39:19You...
39:21What do you mean?
39:23Didn't you say you would let me go?
39:25I don't want to leave you.
39:27You've escorted me all the way.
39:29Why don't you be a good man?
39:31Why do you have a gun?
39:33If you help me find
39:3520 Goubaos,
39:37I'll pull you up.
39:3920 Goubaos?
39:41You're crazy.
39:43If I don't use cruel means,
39:45I'm afraid
39:47you'll break the rules.
39:55How about this?
39:57If you can help me find a few Goubaos,
39:59I'll pull you up.
40:01I don't believe it,
40:03unless you practice calligraphy.
40:05It's in the wild.
40:07How can I find a pen for you?
40:09Then you swear.
40:11You can swear.
40:13If you lie to me,
40:15I can't do it.
40:17You really can't do it?
40:19If I can't do it, how can I be your son-in-law?
40:21Okay, I'll believe you one more time.
40:23One more time.
40:25It's so easy.
40:27After I go up there,
40:29I'll cut you
40:31into pieces.
40:45You...
40:53Luckily, the three of them can still deal with me.
40:57Damn it.
40:59They're not here.
41:09Good guy.
41:11He's really thick-skinned.
41:15You!
41:17Let me collect the Goubaos for you.
41:19At least give me a knife.
41:21Okay.
41:39So their weakness is in the waist.
41:45It stinks.
41:51I found it.
41:53I found it.
41:55This is the fifth one.
41:57Hurry up and pull me up.
41:59It's 6.5.
42:01My lucky draw is all on this.
42:03Didn't we agree to pull me up first?
42:05Don't you regret it again?
42:07One more.
42:09One more and I'll let you up.
42:15I'm so tired
42:17that I can't even lift my arm.
42:19You have to let me rest for a while.
42:21Hang in there.
42:23Let's take a break after this.
42:25What's this?
42:27If you don't pull me up,
42:29I'll throw away
42:31these Goubaos.
42:33I'll pull you up, okay?
42:35Let's go.
42:43It's hard to deal with
42:45this black wood.
42:49It seems that I'm really tired.
42:55This smell is too strong.
42:57I have to find something
42:59to get rid of the smell.
43:05You brat.
43:07Go to hell.
43:15I knew you were going to attack me.
43:35Who are you?
43:41You're awake.
43:43Who are you?
43:45What are you doing?
43:47I'm trying to calm you down.
43:49You didn't do a good job.
43:51Your leader
43:53sent you to the palace to work.
43:55No.
43:57No.
44:03Don't be sad.
44:05Drink some water.
44:07This water...
44:13It's so smelly.
44:17I'm sorry.
44:19You were unconscious.
44:21I couldn't find water to help you.
44:23You did it first.
44:25Besides,
44:27I saved your life just now.
44:29Otherwise, you would have been fed by a dog.
44:31No.
44:33It's not true.
44:35I also want to comfort you.
44:37But...
44:39Don't rush to report it.
44:41I'm still useful.
44:43I have a way to save you.
44:45Do you always know the miracle doctor?
44:47This is the healing medicine he gave me.
44:49Give it to me.
44:51I'll give it to you
44:53if you help me get 15 dog treasures.
44:55I promise you.
44:57Good boy.
44:59I'll give you the medicine.
45:21You bastard.
45:23You will die a terrible death.
45:35Is he mad?
45:37Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
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46:37Welcome. It's been a long time.
46:39Shall we start the lottery?
46:41Of course.
46:57Congratulations.
46:59If you get a poison bottle, you will be poisoned.
47:01If you get a poison bottle, you will be poisoned.
47:03Ignoring the level defense attribute is very rebellious.
47:05Unfortunately, it only works on Wu Pin.
47:07Unfortunately, it only works on Wu Pin.
47:09Shall we continue the lottery?
47:11Of course.
47:13Come on.
47:29Congratulations.
47:31If you get a poison bottle, you will be poisoned.
47:33If you get a poison bottle, you will be poisoned.
47:35Again.
47:37Why is this again?
47:39Did I get all the water-cleansing pills today?
47:45Oh my god.
47:47I've been drawing water-cleansing pills for eight or ten years.
47:49Is there a guarantee for this lottery?
47:51The water-cleansing pills drawn by the host
47:53have been enough to improve the quality to the top.
47:55The water-cleansing pills have been enough to improve the quality to the top.
47:57After that, the water-cleansing pills no longer appear in the lottery.
47:59Now the shop is open.
48:01Now the shop is open.
48:03After that, the host can buy the water-cleansing pills directly in the shop.
48:05After that, the host can buy the water-cleansing pills directly in the shop.
48:07The number of 0 will change to a new lottery item.
48:09Please look forward to it.
48:11What is the new item?
48:13Can't you just tell me directly?
48:15Please look forward to it.
48:17What do you look forward to?
48:19Why is the price of this shop ten times higher than the lottery?
48:21Why is the price of this shop ten times higher than the lottery?
48:23Can you operate it?
48:25Fortunately, I can't use it anymore.
48:27The water-cleansing pills drawn by the host
48:29have been enough to improve the quality to the top.
48:31After that, the shop no longer appears in the lottery.
48:33After that, the shop no longer appears in the lottery.
48:35After that, the shop no longer appears in the lottery.
48:37Why don't you eat it first?
48:39Maybe your quality has improved.
48:41Maybe your luck has improved.
48:51You eat so much at once.
48:53Will something happen?
48:57Still so disgusting.
48:59Just wash it directly.
49:01I love to take a bath.
49:03I love to take a bath.
49:05I love to take a bath.
49:07I love to take a bath.
49:09Why is it getting hotter and hotter?
49:11Why is it getting hotter and hotter?
49:13The water is boiling.
49:15The water is boiling.
49:27Where am I?
49:29Where am I?
49:31Where am I?
49:33Where am I?
49:35Fortunately,
49:37I didn't get hurt.
49:39I didn't get hurt.
49:41Why do I want to wash my body first?
49:43Why do I want to wash my body first?
49:45It's like ,
49:46it's like ,
49:49fetish,
49:51it's like,
49:53it's like,
49:55Hmm, it's different when you have high self-esteem.
49:58I'll have to work harder to get stronger!
50:19Is this the power of the upgraded version?
50:21Eh? Something's not right.
50:25What happened to me?
50:37A fairy comes from hell, seriously...
50:39Is my self-esteem improved?
50:41Even my luck at playing the Peach Blossom Cloud is improved?
50:43Who's there?