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00:00I'm like, what the f**k?
00:03You're such a sugar daddy.
00:08Hey, this is my friend.
00:12Huh?
00:12Very famous guy Reshma, very famous guy.
00:15I'm praising you for this.
00:18Yeah, I'm a very famous singer.
00:24What is he famous for?
00:26Him?
00:27Yeah.
00:28What is he famous for?
00:30I am banned from India.
00:31I'm a terrorist in Canada.
00:35What do you do? Terrorism?
00:37Terrorism.
00:38Terrorism.
00:38I'm Modi's mother f**ker.
00:40Hey!
00:42I don't know.
00:45You can't say bad words here, okay?
00:49Sorry, Shaktimaan.
00:53Shut up.
00:54Because these are broad, decent people sitting here.
00:58We're not from the brothels, sister.
01:02I don't know, who are you?
01:05I'm a terrorist in Canada, search my name.
01:09He's like, what the f**k?
01:11Where are you from?
01:12Africa?
01:15Where is he from?
01:16From India?
01:17No, no.
01:18I am only...
01:20You understand English?
01:22Reshma, your friend is sending a friend request.
01:26One minute.
01:26I only...
01:28Pick it up.
01:28Only one...
01:30Waliullah.
01:32Pick it up.
01:32Let me finish.
01:34I didn't pick it up.
01:35I am the only person in the world who has a heart of gold biscuit.
01:43Okay, stop showing me your chest.
01:45What's wrong with you?
01:46It's gold biscuit.
01:47Gold biscuit.
01:49I don't care.
01:51I am a very rich guy.
01:54Yeah, you look like one.
01:57Yeah.
02:02Reshma, bring your partner.
02:03I'm on his team.
02:06If we lose, we'll be insulted by the Punjabis.
02:11I don't lose to them.
02:13Okay, then.
02:14Wali is free.
02:15Why didn't you pick up Wali, DC?
02:17I don't know.
02:18I'm out of time.
02:19All the people watching, tell me.
02:22I'll give you a visa to Canada.
02:23Wali is free.
02:24I swear, I'll give you a headache.
02:27I have five restaurants in Canada.
02:29If a Pakistani wants a visa,
02:31Assalamu Alaikum, follow me.
02:33All Pakistanis.
02:35Guys, Wali, Wali, Wali, Wali.
02:37Wali.
02:38Oh, come on.
02:39Invite Wali.
02:41Are you inviting someone?
02:42Give me a minute.
02:42No.
02:43Assalamu Alaikum, Pakistan.
02:44Long live.
02:45Viewers, if he wants a visa, follow me.
02:50Hey.
02:52Indi.
02:53What?
02:54Do you know where Reshma is from?
02:57Tamil Nadu?
02:58Kerala.
02:59No.
02:59Excuse me, I'm from Kerala.
03:01Kerala, Kerala, Kerala.
03:05Wait a minute, let me just check.
03:06I don't know if he'll say this.
03:10What the hell is he saying?
03:11Baba.
03:12Baba, I'm going to lose this video.
03:17Assalamu Alaikum.
03:19Waalaikum Assalam, Raseeno.
03:21How are you?
03:22I'm fine.
03:23These two are very strong.
03:26What is he saying?
03:29I know.
03:30I'm going to play a game with your neighbor, Indi.
03:32Who?
03:33Give me the laptop.
03:34Give it to me.
03:35Raseel, it's a team match, okay?
03:37Raseel, you and I are a team.
03:39Okay.
03:40DC, you're the one who's going to lose.
03:43Reshma, if you want to lose, you have to play against me.
03:47Excuse me?
03:48If you want to lose, then do it.
03:51If I lose against you, then it's okay.
03:56Indi has a lot of power.
03:58I have a lot of power.
04:00I can't beat me.
04:01I am unbeatable.
04:05I never lose.
04:06Ask both of them.
04:07Why are you shouting?
04:08What are you doing?
04:09Keep messing around.
04:10It won't happen.
04:11One match.
04:12One match.
04:13DC, one match.
04:14Give me the laptop.
04:15Give me the laptop.
04:16Give me the laptop.
04:17No.
04:18Double tap.
04:19Double tap.
04:20No, you put the printer.
04:21Double tap.
04:22She did it.
04:23She looks so scary.
04:24Welcome.
04:25The score doesn't match.
04:26Double tap.
04:27Double tap.
04:28No.
04:29It's a family.
04:30Double tap.
04:31No, it's a family.
04:32Double tap.
04:33Mom, dad, son, brother, it's a match.
04:34Double tap.
04:35Double tap.
04:36Guys, everyone, double tap.
04:37Every single person.
04:38Double tap.
04:39Double tap.
04:40Double tap.
04:41No, no, no.
04:42No.
04:43No.
04:44No.
04:45Double tap.
04:46Double tap.
04:47You
05:17Look job
05:47Oh
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06:47Oh
07:17I
07:36Know
07:48Oh
08:00Rich man, take it easy
08:03We are
08:05This is it
08:07Not me. It's seven eggs
08:09Seven eggs
08:17Oh
08:47I told you, it's going to happen.
08:48No, no, I'm sorry.
08:49I'm sorry.
08:50I told you, it's going to happen.
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12:11Hello.
12:12Hello.
12:13We are handing out our show here in our culture.
12:15sadly.
12:16We couldn't dance.
12:17What culture?
12:18What's happening here, tell me.
12:24I belong to a poor family.
12:30K2wdi said I am a businessman.
12:32You just said you were a businessman bro.
12:34No.
12:35No.
12:36My business has struggled a little bit because of our pandemic.
12:40Right now, it's a recession.
12:43Satsriyakaal. DC bhaji satsriyakaal.
12:47Oye, he's not doing the punishment.
12:49He doesn't do it, bhaji.
12:51Do your punishment, Indi.
12:53I don't care. You added him. It's your responsibility.
12:56You do the punishment on behalf of him.
12:58No, no, he's going. Do the punishment, Indi.
13:01I didn't do it.
13:03Do it, Indi.
13:05I don't want to listen to a word.
13:08Oye, Indi will drop your line.
13:10Indi, hit him with a lion.
13:12I don't like lions.
13:14Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
13:16Have you seen Indi's level?
13:18I don't know where he's leveled from.
13:20Hello, madam.
13:22Never judge a book by it's cover.
13:24You can't judge a man by his level.
13:27Keep quiet.
13:29Okay?
13:31That would be better.
13:33Do your punishment, Indi.
13:35Dance in Baddo Baddi.
13:37Send a song by Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
13:39Why should we do Baddo Baddi?
13:41I remember that song after seeing your face.
13:45Baddo Baddi, Baddo Baddi.
13:48Play another match.
13:50We'll tell him who we are.
13:52Do your punishment first.
13:54I don't dance to Pakistani songs.
13:56I respect Pakistan.
13:58He's from YouTube.
14:00Baddo Baddi is Punjabi.
14:03Dance to Baddo Baddi.
14:05It's a good song for your face and brain.
14:09Madam, you're overreacting.
14:11Don't judge a book by it's cover.
14:13Where are you from?
14:15I can buy your entire city.
14:17Tell me your real name.
14:19I'll give you a ticket.
14:21Send a song by Indi.
14:23Send a song.
14:25Reshma, we don't wear silk.
14:29I told you.
14:32Stop your nonsense.
14:34I'll do it.
14:36Stop your nonsense and do your punishment.
14:38I don't do it.
14:40Block me.
14:42Why did you follow me?
14:44I didn't follow you.
14:46You followed me.
14:48No, I didn't.
14:50Check it.
14:52I didn't follow you.
14:54Check it.
14:56Don't follow me.
14:58If you want to say something wrong,
15:00Unfollow me.
15:02I didn't say anything wrong.
15:04I'm responding to you.
15:06Punish her.
15:08I didn't do it.
15:10I didn't do it.
15:12I didn't do it.
15:14I didn't do it.
15:16Punish her.
15:18Punish her.
15:20I didn't do it.
15:22I didn't do it.
15:24I didn't do it.
15:26Listen.
15:28Listen.
15:30Did you see the score?
15:32Punish her.
15:34I didn't do it.
15:36I didn't do it.
15:38I didn't do it.
15:40Punish her.
15:42I didn't do it.
15:44Why are you sitting there?
15:46Why are you playing games?
15:48Why are you sitting there?
15:50Why are you playing games?
15:54Where are you from?
15:56Where are you from?
15:58Where are you from?
16:00Bye.
16:02I'm replying to you.
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16:06Bye.
16:08Bye.