Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I
00:00:30I
00:00:36Gee
00:00:45So long
00:01:00Oh
00:01:30Oh
00:02:00Oh
00:02:30Oh
00:03:00Okay
00:03:30Oh
00:04:00Oh
00:04:30Oh
00:05:00Wow!
00:05:10Wow!
00:05:17Wow!
00:05:18Wow!
00:05:20This girl is so attractive!
00:05:31What the?
00:05:38How dare you look down upon me!
00:05:40Yong Rong, kill him!
00:05:43How dare you look down upon the Empress Dowager!
00:05:45Are you seeking death?
00:05:47Damn, she saw me!
00:05:49Forgive me, Empress Dowager.
00:05:50I offered the Empress Dowager some divine item.
00:05:52This is why I offended you.
00:05:54Divine item?
00:05:56What can a eunuch have?
00:05:58You Rong, let him go first.
00:06:00I'm sure he won't be able to play any tricks under your nose.
00:06:04Behave yourself, or I'll execute you right now.
00:06:10This sacred object is called perfume.
00:06:12As long as you spray it on your body,
00:06:14the scent will spread.
00:06:15No one can resist this scent.
00:06:17Spraying it once can last for 12 hours.
00:06:19I think only the Empress Dowager is worthy of this sacred object.
00:06:23That's why I entered and left the palace.
00:06:25I'm not bragging about my chemistry.
00:06:27Luckily, I made the perfume in advance and left it on my body.
00:06:30This is a good use.
00:06:31How can this little thing be so capable?
00:06:34The Empress Dowager will know soon.
00:06:36Then I'll let you try it.
00:06:38If it's as you said, I'll spare your life.
00:06:41If you dare to deceive me,
00:06:43I'll drag you out and break your stomach.
00:06:45Then I'll trouble you to take off your clothes first.
00:06:51What? You want me to take off my clothes?
00:06:54How dare you!
00:06:56You misunderstood.
00:06:57This perfume is not an ordinary object.
00:06:59You must use a special technique to press it on your body
00:07:02to make the most of it.
00:07:04I don't dare to offend you.
00:07:06That's why I gave this technique to Miss Gu.
00:07:09Then she will nourish you.
00:07:11Why don't you decide if you want to try it or not?
00:07:19This silly woman is really fooled.
00:07:21With my professional massage,
00:07:23I have to make her kneel down and sing.
00:07:25This perfume is really not comparable to other perfumes.
00:07:29Why don't you let her try it?
00:07:32Then I'll let you try it.
00:07:34If you dare to deceive me,
00:07:36I'll skin you and cut off your flesh.
00:07:40I'll make you suffer.
00:07:43Miss Gu, let's start.
00:07:56Come on. I'll teach you how to apply it.
00:08:04This is the first step.
00:08:06Next...
00:08:15I didn't expect this little maid to be so weak.
00:08:18I'm so lucky this time.
00:08:21Do I have to apply it here, too?
00:08:26Little maid, are you lying to me?
00:08:29How can there be perfume in such a place?
00:08:31Of course. Only by applying it evenly
00:08:33can you make the most of the perfume.
00:08:35If you don't believe me, smell other places.
00:08:38Is it fragrant?
00:08:42All right. You do it.
00:08:46Miss Gu, does it smell good?
00:08:53Do you like my technique?
00:08:56You're so annoying.
00:09:01Empress Dowager, I tried it just now.
00:09:04This perfume is really extraordinary.
00:09:06I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
00:09:09Not bad. Not bad.
00:09:11How do you use this magic object?
00:09:13Let me try it, too.
00:09:24Empress Dowager, this is too big.
00:09:27I really envy you.
00:09:29You're still young.
00:09:31When I find someone to apply it for you,
00:09:33you'll be like me.
00:09:36Gu Yourong is already big enough.
00:09:38This woman is even bigger than her.
00:09:40How dark must she be?
00:09:42It's a pity that I can't raise her myself.
00:09:45But even if I can't do it now,
00:09:47there will be more opportunities in the future.
00:09:49One day,
00:09:50I'll make her submit to my skills.
00:09:53Little maid, your technique is really extraordinary.
00:09:56I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
00:09:58How do you use this magic object?
00:10:01Let me try it, too.
00:10:03Little maid, your technique is really extraordinary.
00:10:07Let me ask you,
00:10:09do you still have this perfume?
00:10:11Empress Dowager,
00:10:13I only have one bottle of this perfume.
00:10:15But I know how to make perfume.
00:10:17Not only can I make rose scent and jasmine scent,
00:10:20I can also make a perfume that makes you feel good and comfortable.
00:10:24Good.
00:10:25Then I look forward to your perfume.
00:10:27From today on,
00:10:29you are the world of Changchun Palace.
00:10:32Thank you, Empress Dowager.
00:10:37Little maid,
00:10:38is this the massage technique you mentioned?
00:10:41I have a more comfortable technique.
00:10:43Do you want to try it?
00:10:47Is it more comfortable than perfume?
00:10:49It's a hundred times more comfortable.
00:10:51But I might offend you.
00:10:53As long as it's comfortable,
00:10:55I won't offend you.
00:11:02I don't want this.
00:11:04You don't want it or you don't want to stop?
00:11:07You really don't want it?
00:11:09Then I'll stop.
00:11:11You know that I don't mean that.
00:11:14Then what does Sister Gu mean?
00:11:16Tell me.
00:11:21Sister Gu, who gave you this name?
00:11:24What's wrong?
00:11:26It's a good name.
00:11:28It's a good name.
00:11:30Yourong.
00:11:32Naida.
00:11:34It suits you.
00:11:36Miss Gu, Empress Dowager is in a coma.
00:11:38What?
00:11:39Empress Dowager's old illness has recurred again.
00:11:41The imperial doctor is helpless.
00:11:43His Majesty ordered you to see a famous doctor.
00:11:45I'll go now.
00:11:47You tell me about Empress Dowager's illness.
00:11:49Maybe I can cure it.
00:11:52Empress Dowager's illness is premature.
00:11:54She often has dry mouth and dry tongue.
00:11:56It's hard for her to calm down.
00:11:58And she also has symptoms of fever.
00:12:01She's in a coma.
00:12:02Can you do something about it?
00:12:03Just this little problem,
00:12:05I can cure it in an hour.
00:12:07I'll go to Changchun Palace to see.
00:12:10Empress Dowager's illness
00:12:12is what I'm best at.
00:12:14When I return to Chun,
00:12:15I'll save Empress Dowager's life.
00:12:16She won't even allow me.
00:12:18I won't be able to handle it.
00:12:27Empress Dowager's illness is premature.
00:12:29There's no cure for it.
00:12:31Your Majesty, please don't be sad.
00:12:33Why should I be sad?
00:12:35I haven't seen a doctor yet.
00:12:36How dare you!
00:12:37Who let you in?
00:12:38Aren't you looking for a famous doctor?
00:12:39I'm a famous doctor.
00:12:40How dare you say that!
00:12:42Empress Dowager's illness is premature.
00:12:44She has dry mouth and dry tongue.
00:12:45Her pulse is confused.
00:12:47It's obvious that it's premature.
00:12:49This is a terminal illness.
00:12:50That's because your medical skills are poor.
00:12:52This is a terminal illness.
00:12:54That's because your medical skills are poor.
00:12:56If I were you,
00:12:57I would definitely let Empress Dowager
00:12:58die for her life.
00:13:00Do you think you can cure Empress Dowager's illness?
00:13:04This should be the emperor.
00:13:06His Majesty is quite thin.
00:13:08But his chest muscles are indeed a bit developed.
00:13:11Your Majesty,
00:13:12I guarantee that
00:13:13I can cure Empress Dowager's illness.
00:13:15Doctor Zhang
00:13:16is the top doctor I've selected.
00:13:18He can't even cure it.
00:13:19How can you guarantee it?
00:13:21Doctor Zhang's medical skills
00:13:22are not even as good as my fur.
00:13:24How can he guarantee it?
00:13:25How dare you!
00:13:27How dare you talk nonsense in front of His Majesty!
00:13:29Kneel down and get out!
00:13:31If I get out,
00:13:32who will cure Empress Dowager's illness?
00:13:33Can you do it?
00:13:34Your Majesty,
00:13:35I'm 100% sure that
00:13:36I can cure Empress Dowager's illness.
00:13:37Please give me a chance, Your Majesty.
00:13:40You talk nonsense in front of me.
00:13:42And you disrespect Doctor Zhang.
00:13:43If you can cure Empress Dowager's illness,
00:13:45I will be very happy.
00:13:46If you can't cure it,
00:13:47I will kill you.
00:13:51I was right.
00:13:53These women have been single for many years.
00:13:55But they can't cure their illness.
00:13:57Zheng Cheng didn't have a chance
00:13:58to show me his skills.
00:13:59Now he has a chance.
00:14:01What is a surprise?
00:14:03This is a surprise.
00:14:05He can't even cure his illness.
00:14:07It's a joke.
00:14:09Who said that he must cure his illness?
00:14:11Ridiculous.
00:14:12In the history of our country,
00:14:13no one can cure his illness.
00:14:15I think
00:14:16you are an outsider.
00:14:18I have diagnosed it.
00:14:19Empress Dowager's illness
00:14:20is caused by
00:14:21Yin and Yang.
00:14:22As long as I use my unique fire
00:14:24to heal her,
00:14:26she will wake up
00:14:27in less than two hours.
00:14:28Two hours?
00:14:29I advise you to stop bragging.
00:14:31It's a waste of time.
00:14:32Shut up.
00:14:33Can you really
00:14:34make Empress Dowager
00:14:35wake up in two hours?
00:14:36Of course.
00:14:37Please go out.
00:14:39When I use
00:14:40my unique fire,
00:14:41no third person
00:14:42can be present.
00:14:43How dare you!
00:14:45What are you going to do to Empress Dowager?
00:14:46I think
00:14:47you are so bold
00:14:49that you dare to eat
00:14:50Empress Dowager's tofu.
00:14:51Guards.
00:14:52Drag him out and behead him.
00:14:55Guards.
00:14:56Drag him out and behead him.
00:14:57Your Majesty.
00:14:58Please listen to my explanation.
00:14:59I am curing Empress Dowager's illness.
00:15:01What illness?
00:15:02It's so shameful.
00:15:04Since ancient times,
00:15:05if there is a
00:15:06great doctor on the body,
00:15:08no one will avoid others
00:15:09when performing medicine.
00:15:10Firstly,
00:15:11it's to
00:15:12not be disturbed.
00:15:13Secondly,
00:15:15it's to prevent
00:15:16others from
00:15:17learning medicine
00:15:18when performing medicine.
00:15:20Ridiculous.
00:15:21I think you are
00:15:22angry.
00:15:23You want to
00:15:24drive us away
00:15:25and then
00:15:26plot against us.
00:15:27Am I stupid?
00:15:28I can still
00:15:29tell the difference
00:15:30between
00:15:31one-time happiness and
00:15:32two-time happiness.
00:15:33And I don't even have that thing.
00:15:34How can I plot against you?
00:15:35Instead,
00:15:36you stop me
00:15:37from curing Empress Dowager's illness.
00:15:38What's the point?
00:15:40You delay my treatment
00:15:41and cause Empress Dowager's death.
00:15:42Is your ancestors'
00:15:4318 generations of heads
00:15:44enough to be beheaded?
00:15:45You are being unreasonable.
00:15:46If you can
00:15:47cure Empress Dowager's illness,
00:15:49I'm willing to
00:15:50commit suicide.
00:15:52You said that.
00:15:53I didn't force you.
00:15:55Your Majesty,
00:15:56I'm willing to
00:15:57take my life as guarantee.
00:15:58If Empress Dowager
00:15:59doesn't wake up
00:16:00in two hours,
00:16:01she can behead me immediately.
00:16:03If you can't keep your promise,
00:16:06behead me immediately.
00:16:12I'm sorry.
00:16:13I'm sorry.
00:16:14I'm going to offend you.
00:16:22What are you doing?
00:16:24Of course I'm curing my illness.
00:16:26How dare you!
00:16:27You are curing your illness.
00:16:28You are clearly...
00:16:30Your Majesty,
00:16:31you misunderstood.
00:16:32You are
00:16:33an evil entity
00:16:34caused by Yin and Yang.
00:16:35You need to use
00:16:36my unique technique
00:16:37from beginning to end,
00:16:39from outside to inside,
00:16:40massage a big Zhou Tian
00:16:42and a small Zhou Tian
00:16:44to get better.
00:16:49Empress Dowager,
00:16:50you can't delay your illness anymore.
00:16:52If you don't believe me,
00:16:53I'll show you.
00:17:00How is it now?
00:17:04It's better.
00:17:06How is it now?
00:17:08It's fine.
00:17:09Xiao Xu Zi,
00:17:11your medical skill
00:17:12is really extraordinary.
00:17:16Xiao Xu Zi,
00:17:17please help me.
00:17:19I'm suffering.
00:17:20I'm dying.
00:17:21I will do my best
00:17:23to help you without reservation.
00:17:36It's time.
00:17:38Yang Xu,
00:17:39it's time for you to die.
00:17:48You bastard!
00:17:49How dare you deceive me!
00:17:51Guards!
00:17:52Take him out!
00:17:53Beat him to death!
00:17:55Why are you in such a hurry?
00:17:57Do you have a guilty conscience?
00:17:59Don't you see
00:18:00Empress Dowager's illness
00:18:01and you want to punish me?
00:18:03There must be something wrong with this old man.
00:18:05He keeps pushing me into the fire pit.
00:18:07One day,
00:18:08I'll find a chance to kill him.
00:18:10You think
00:18:11you can cure Empress Dowager's early death?
00:18:14We'll see
00:18:16if it's true or not.
00:18:25Mother,
00:18:26you're finally awake.
00:18:27How do you feel now?
00:18:29I only feel refreshing.
00:18:31It's like climbing a fairyland.
00:18:36Yang Xu's medical skills
00:18:37are so amazing.
00:18:39Dr. Zhang,
00:18:40come and check his pulse.
00:18:48How...
00:18:49How is it possible?
00:18:50In this world,
00:18:51there is really a miracle doctor
00:18:52who can cure early death.
00:18:55Miracle doctor.
00:18:56Miracle doctor.
00:18:58After my treatment,
00:19:00Empress Dowager's illness
00:19:01has been cured.
00:19:02Only a few more treatments
00:19:04can cure Empress Dowager's illness.
00:19:05Yang Xu's medical skills are so amazing
00:19:07that I can't stop thinking about it.
00:19:09I can't thank you enough.
00:19:11Yang Xu,
00:19:12you've made a great contribution this time.
00:19:14You can say
00:19:15what reward you want.
00:19:17Your Majesty,
00:19:18Empress Dowager and I
00:19:19have the grace of healing.
00:19:20It's my duty to save Empress Dowager.
00:19:22I don't ask for any reward.
00:19:23But
00:19:25I remember Eunuch Wei said
00:19:27as long as I cure Empress Dowager,
00:19:29he is willing to commit suicide.
00:19:35Your Majesty,
00:19:36I only ask Eunuch Wei
00:19:38to fulfill his promise
00:19:39to commit suicide.
00:19:43Your Majesty.
00:19:44Your Majesty.
00:19:45Your Majesty, please spare my life.
00:19:46Your Majesty, please spare my life.
00:19:47Your Majesty, please spare my life.
00:19:48Eunuch Wei
00:19:49really sold it badly.
00:19:51Just now,
00:19:52when you stopped me
00:19:53from treating Empress Dowager again and again,
00:19:54weren't you very arrogant?
00:19:55I...
00:19:56I...
00:19:57I...
00:19:58I care about Empress Dowager's safety.
00:19:59What if you are a quack?
00:20:00Won't you harm Empress Dowager?
00:20:02You bastard!
00:20:03Did you deliberately stop Yang Xu
00:20:05to kill me?
00:20:06I...
00:20:07I...
00:20:08Yang Xu,
00:20:10Eunuch Wei
00:20:11is also the trusted subordinate of Empress Dowager.
00:20:13I believe
00:20:14he is worried about Empress Dowager's safety.
00:20:17The bet just now
00:20:19is as if it never happened.
00:20:20Damn it.
00:20:21This bastard
00:20:22is the trusted subordinate of Empress Dowager.
00:20:23Empress Dowager wants to harm Empress Dowager.
00:20:25The water in the harem
00:20:26is really deep.
00:20:27But
00:20:28it's a different matter.
00:20:29He almost killed me.
00:20:30I have to let him
00:20:31taste my power.
00:20:35Your Majesty,
00:20:36just now,
00:20:37Eunuch Wei stopped me
00:20:38from treating Empress Dowager.
00:20:39I can forgive him.
00:20:40But he almost killed me just now.
00:20:42I have to
00:20:43avenge him.
00:20:45What do you want?
00:20:48I want him to kneel down
00:20:49and call me grandfather.
00:20:55I want him to kneel down
00:20:56and call me grandfather.
00:20:58You want me to call you grandfather?
00:21:00What?
00:21:01You don't want to?
00:21:05I just thought
00:21:06if you really kneel down
00:21:07at that time,
00:21:09our bet
00:21:10will not count.
00:21:13Men have gold under their knees.
00:21:15If I kneel to heaven,
00:21:16to earth,
00:21:17to His Majesty,
00:21:18it's impossible for me to kneel to you.
00:21:21Without that,
00:21:22you are still a man.
00:21:23You...
00:21:24Eunuch Wei,
00:21:25you almost
00:21:26missed the big event
00:21:27of treating Empress Dowager.
00:21:28You can be spared from death,
00:21:29but you can't escape from being punished.
00:21:31He asked you to kneel down.
00:21:32Just kneel down.
00:21:36Since His Majesty
00:21:37has given the order,
00:21:39I will
00:21:41do as he said.
00:21:46Grandfather.
00:21:48What did you say?
00:21:49It's too quiet.
00:21:50I can't hear you.
00:21:52Grandfather.
00:21:53Hey,
00:21:54my good grandson.
00:21:56One day,
00:21:57I will kill you
00:21:58by myself.
00:22:00Your Majesty,
00:22:01Her Highness fell into the water.
00:22:04Xiao Xu Zi,
00:22:05come with me.
00:22:06Yes.
00:22:11You are so arrogant.
00:22:13You just got lucky
00:22:14and cured Empress Dowager.
00:22:16Let's see what you will do now.
00:22:23How dare you
00:22:24invade Her Highness
00:22:25and destroy her throne?
00:22:26Guards,
00:22:27drag her out
00:22:28and beat her to death.
00:22:29Kill her family.
00:22:30Xiao Xu Zi,
00:22:31what are you doing?
00:22:34Your Majesty,
00:22:35I am saving Her Highness.
00:22:37When Her Highness fell into the water,
00:22:38she must breathe by herself
00:22:40to survive.
00:22:41What is artificial respiration?
00:22:43Artificial respiration
00:22:44is using mouth-to-mouth
00:22:46to let the air in my mouth
00:22:47enter Her Highness's body
00:22:49and revive her.
00:22:50Ridiculous.
00:22:51How can the dirty air
00:22:53in your mouth
00:22:54save Her Highness's life?
00:22:55You can do it.
00:22:56You can do it.
00:22:57I am not a doctor.
00:22:58Then shut up.
00:23:04Didn't you ask for a miracle doctor?
00:23:06Why hasn't Her Highness
00:23:07woken up yet?
00:23:10Your Majesty,
00:23:11I think
00:23:12he is a
00:23:13cowardly thief.
00:23:14Kill him now.
00:23:17Your Majesty,
00:23:18I think
00:23:19he is a
00:23:20cowardly thief.
00:23:21Kill him now.
00:23:23Why are you in such a hurry?
00:23:25I have another plan.
00:23:26In addition to using artificial respiration,
00:23:28I have to
00:23:29press Her Highness's chest
00:23:30to drain the water.
00:23:38Xiao Xu Zi,
00:23:39what are you doing?
00:23:44How dare you
00:23:45invade Her Highness?
00:23:46I will kill you.
00:23:47How did I invade her?
00:23:48This is called
00:23:49the law of the jungle.
00:23:50Only I can
00:23:51save Her Highness now.
00:23:52If you kill me,
00:23:53you will kill Her Highness.
00:23:54Do you dare to try it?
00:23:56See if I dare to do it.
00:23:57You bastard.
00:23:58I asked you to touch her.
00:24:00Your Majesty, please calm down.
00:24:01I dare not.
00:24:03Xiao Xu Zi,
00:24:04you continue to treat her.
00:24:05I believe you.
00:24:12How dare you
00:24:13invade Her Highness?
00:24:19Come on.
00:24:20Come on.
00:24:25How dare you
00:24:26invade Her Highness?
00:24:27Yue Er,
00:24:28Xiao Xu Zi is your savior.
00:24:33This eunuch is so young
00:24:35and good at medicine.
00:24:36He is
00:24:37so handsome.
00:24:40Are you
00:24:41really my savior?
00:24:43Of course.
00:24:44You fell into the water just now.
00:24:46Many doctors were helpless.
00:24:48If I hadn't saved you in time,
00:24:50you would have gone to see the King of Hell.
00:24:52Then
00:24:53how did you save me?
00:24:55This
00:24:56is naturally
00:24:58like this
00:25:00and
00:25:01like this.
00:25:02This and that.
00:25:04What is it exactly?
00:25:06Your Highness,
00:25:07he tried to invade you
00:25:09with the matter of Xingyi.
00:25:10Your Highness,
00:25:11you can't forgive him.
00:25:12Shut up.
00:25:13You first obstructed Xiao Xu Zi
00:25:15to save the Empress Dowager.
00:25:16Now you almost killed the princess.
00:25:17I haven't punished you yet.
00:25:19How dare you talk back?
00:25:20If it wasn't for the sake of the Empress,
00:25:22I would have cut off your hands and feet
00:25:23and sent you to the border today.
00:25:27Yue Er,
00:25:28you still don't know
00:25:29the process of treatment.
00:25:31Xiao Xu Zi,
00:25:32you first cured the Empress Dowager
00:25:34and now you saved the princess.
00:25:35Although you don't want anything,
00:25:37I still want to reward you.
00:25:39I heard that
00:25:40you are the supervisor of Changchun Palace.
00:25:42Yes.
00:25:44There is still a position
00:25:45for a supervisor in Changchun Palace.
00:25:47From today on,
00:25:48you are the supervisor of Changchun Palace.
00:25:51Damn it.
00:25:52I'm going to be rich.
00:25:57From today on,
00:25:58you are the supervisor of Changchun Palace.
00:26:00Damn it.
00:26:01I'm going to be rich.
00:26:03The supervisor of Changchun Palace
00:26:04is the eunuch leader of Changchun Palace.
00:26:07All the eunuchs have three hands.
00:26:11Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:26:12I will do my best
00:26:13to serve Changchun Palace.
00:26:16Yang Xun,
00:26:17just tell me.
00:26:18How did you save me that day?
00:26:20Princess,
00:26:21don't make fun of me.
00:26:23I dare not say
00:26:24even if His Majesty doesn't allow me to say.
00:26:26Just tell me.
00:26:27This matter
00:26:28is known by Heaven and Earth.
00:26:29You know, I know.
00:26:30I will never tell the third person.
00:26:31No way.
00:26:32Unless you promise
00:26:34you know I'm not angry.
00:26:43Since you want to know,
00:26:44then I will
00:26:45show you a little bit.
00:26:48That is...
00:26:52like this.
00:26:56Dirty.
00:26:57Shameless.
00:26:59Princess,
00:27:00I was saving your life.
00:27:02Nonsense.
00:27:03You touched my mouth.
00:27:05And my...
00:27:07You are clearly
00:27:08slandering me.
00:27:09How can you save my life?
00:27:11If you don't believe me,
00:27:12I have no choice.
00:27:13Anyway, His Majesty saw
00:27:15I pulled you out of the haunted house.
00:27:18The Empress Dowager also knows my medical skills.
00:27:20If you don't believe me,
00:27:21you can ask them.
00:27:23Don't go.
00:27:25I know you are good at medical skills.
00:27:28It's just...
00:27:30It's just that I...
00:27:32I...
00:27:33It's the first time
00:27:35I have such a close relationship
00:27:37with a man.
00:27:39Princess,
00:27:40you are at the age of marriage.
00:27:42Don't tell me
00:27:43you haven't married yet.
00:27:47Your Highness,
00:27:49the Crown Prince of Zhou is here.
00:27:51What does it have to do with me?
00:27:53The Crown Prince of Zhou came here
00:27:55not for anything else,
00:27:56but to propose to Your Highness.
00:28:01I don't want to get married.
00:28:03I've said it before.
00:28:04As long as it's not
00:28:05the Mr. Ruyi I chose,
00:28:07unless I like him,
00:28:08no one can force me.
00:28:10Since ancient times,
00:28:11marriage is the order of parents
00:28:13and the words of matchmakers.
00:28:15The Empress has agreed
00:28:16to this marriage.
00:28:18His Majesty has no objection.
00:28:20Your Highness,
00:28:21don't lose your temper.
00:28:23You old dog.
00:28:24When did you get involved
00:28:25in my business?
00:28:27I can't get involved
00:28:28in your business.
00:28:30I'm just a messenger.
00:28:33His Majesty and the Crown Prince of Zhou
00:28:35are still waiting.
00:28:36Your Highness,
00:28:37don't keep them waiting.
00:28:44You don't want to marry him?
00:28:46I've seen
00:28:47the Crown Prince of Zhou.
00:28:49Although he is full of poetry,
00:28:51he has a bad temper.
00:28:53I don't like him
00:28:54and I don't want to marry him.
00:28:58Leave it to me.
00:29:00Can you stop me from marrying him?
00:29:02Since I dare to say this,
00:29:03I will definitely do it.
00:29:05But
00:29:06the Empress has agreed to this marriage.
00:29:08She won't agree.
00:29:10Besides,
00:29:11you are just a eunuch.
00:29:13What can you do?
00:29:15It's up to me.
00:29:16At that time,
00:29:17I will make the Crown Prince of Zhou
00:29:19turn his back and leave.
00:29:21He will never disturb you again.
00:29:31Wait a moment, Crown Prince of Zhou.
00:29:33I've sent someone to deliver a message.
00:29:35The princess will be here soon.
00:29:37Don't worry.
00:29:38I'm here to propose a marriage with sincerity.
00:29:41I will be patient and wait for the princess.
00:29:44The princess won't marry you.
00:29:47Your Highness,
00:29:48you'd better give up.
00:29:52Who are you?
00:29:53This is the wife of Changchun Palace,
00:29:55Eunuch Yang.
00:29:57In that case,
00:29:58when we talk about marriage,
00:30:00it should not be Yan people's turn to interfere.
00:30:05Your Highness,
00:30:06how are you now?
00:30:08On the way to the capital,
00:30:09I heard that you fell into the water.
00:30:11I was so worried that I couldn't sleep at night.
00:30:14Yue'er,
00:30:15this is the Crown Prince of Zhou.
00:30:17He matches your status
00:30:19and admires you.
00:30:20I have discussed with the Empress
00:30:22to marry you to him.
00:30:24Brother, I don't want to marry him.
00:30:26I don't like him at all.
00:30:27Nonsense.
00:30:28Marriage is a big thing.
00:30:30It always depends on the parents.
00:30:32How can you like him?
00:30:34Your Highness,
00:30:35I have a long history in Zhou.
00:30:37I'm rich and powerful.
00:30:39When you marry me,
00:30:40I won't treat you badly.
00:30:42Besides, as the crown prince of a country,
00:30:44I have a noble status.
00:30:46My talent is unrivaled in the whole country.
00:30:49I will never insult you.
00:30:52Who said your talent is unrivaled?
00:30:54Are you provoking me?
00:30:57I dare not provoke you.
00:30:59But I heard that
00:31:01your talent is unrivaled.
00:31:04I'm not convinced.
00:31:07Eunuch Yang,
00:31:08I know that you have excellent medical skills.
00:31:11But when it comes to talent,
00:31:12you are a poet and a singer.
00:31:14The Crown Prince of Zhou
00:31:16is truly unrivaled.
00:31:18I have lived for more than 20 years.
00:31:20No one has ever doubted my talent.
00:31:23In that case,
00:31:24why don't we have a competition?
00:31:29You want to compete with my talent?
00:31:31Eunuch Yang,
00:31:32I admire your courage.
00:31:35But I have to advise you
00:31:37to be self-aware.
00:31:38I won't compete with
00:31:43a lowly person like you.
00:31:45Besides,
00:31:46even if you beat me,
00:31:48as a Yan,
00:31:49can you marry Her Highness?
00:31:51What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:53The Crown Prince of Zhou dares not?
00:31:55You say I dare not?
00:31:58Fine.
00:31:59Let's have a competition.
00:32:01I don't believe that
00:32:03the Crown Prince of my country
00:32:04will lose to a Yan.
00:32:09Your Majesty,
00:32:10please give me the question.
00:32:12Let me and Eunuch Yang
00:32:14see the real talent.
00:32:16Let Her Highness see
00:32:18my ability.
00:32:20Wait.
00:32:21Since it's more interesting
00:32:23to have talent than a competition,
00:32:25why don't we make a bet
00:32:27to see who will win?
00:32:30I'll do whatever you want.
00:32:33It's simple.
00:32:34If you win,
00:32:35I'll cut off my arms
00:32:37and become your slave.
00:32:40I'll do whatever you say.
00:32:42Fine.
00:32:43What if you lose?
00:32:44I won't lose.
00:32:45Whether it's playing chess,
00:32:47calligraphy or reciting poems,
00:32:49no matter what it is,
00:32:51I won't lose to a Yan.
00:32:53What if you lose?
00:32:58What if you lose?
00:33:01If I lose,
00:33:02you can do whatever you want.
00:33:04It's simple.
00:33:05If you lose,
00:33:06get out of the Great Xia.
00:33:08Don't ever marry Her Highness.
00:33:10Don't ever step into the Great Xia.
00:33:13Fine.
00:33:14It's a deal.
00:33:17In that case,
00:33:19let's have a competition.
00:33:21I'll recite a poem for you.
00:33:23I didn't expect
00:33:24the poem I recited when I was a kid
00:33:26would come in handy now.
00:33:28I'm not afraid of anyone
00:33:30when it comes to reciting poems.
00:33:32No matter what poem it is,
00:33:34I can recite it
00:33:35in a blink of an eye.
00:33:37A blink of an eye?
00:33:40If you want to ask me to recite a poem,
00:33:42I can recite it right away.
00:33:44Nonsense.
00:33:46You don't believe me?
00:33:48Don't blame me for not reminding you.
00:33:50When it comes to reciting poems,
00:33:53everyone in this era
00:33:55is a piece of trash.
00:33:57I've never seen
00:33:58such a shameless person.
00:34:00How dare he ridicule the scholars of the world?
00:34:03Your words are groundless.
00:34:04Your Majesty, please give me the answer
00:34:06so that I can let Crown Prince Zhou know
00:34:08what real talent is.
00:34:11No one can match it.
00:34:13Your Majesty,
00:34:14please give me the answer.
00:34:16I also want to see
00:34:18how this Eunuch Yang
00:34:19is so shameful.
00:34:23I'll give you the answer.
00:34:28Mid-Autumn Festival is in a few days.
00:34:30Please recite a poem
00:34:32with the music as the theme.
00:34:35With the music as the theme?
00:34:37Since ancient times,
00:34:38there have been many poets
00:34:40reciting poems with the music.
00:34:42Now I've got it.
00:34:44Didn't Eunuch Yang say
00:34:45when he heard the theme,
00:34:47he could recite a poem immediately?
00:34:49Come on.
00:34:50Eunuch Yang, please recite a poem
00:34:52so that we can hear your talent.
00:34:55You are too kind.
00:34:56Crown Prince Zhou,
00:34:57you are the best scholar in the world.
00:34:59You let others
00:35:00recite a poem in the competition.
00:35:02If it is spread,
00:35:03the world will laugh at you.
00:35:05He boasted himself.
00:35:07It's unfair.
00:35:08He deserves it.
00:35:10It doesn't matter.
00:35:11I've done it.
00:35:14You've done it?
00:35:16Come on.
00:35:17Let me and His Majesty hear
00:35:19whether your joke
00:35:21is true or not.
00:35:23Your Majesty,
00:35:24have you heard of Su Shi?
00:35:26No, I haven't.
00:35:28What's this?
00:35:29It's good that you haven't heard of it.
00:35:31Listen carefully.
00:35:35When will the bright moon appear?
00:35:37I've been wondering about it for a long time.
00:35:40I don't know when it will appear.
00:35:45I want to return to my hometown.
00:35:47But I'm afraid I can't make it.
00:35:54When will the bright moon appear?
00:35:57I've been wondering about it for a long time.
00:36:02I've been wondering about it for a long time.
00:36:05But I can't make it.
00:36:08I've been wondering about it for a long time.
00:36:12But I hope I can stay here for a long time
00:36:15and spend the rest of my life with you.
00:36:21What a poem!
00:36:24In his poem,
00:36:26he's different from ordinary people.
00:36:28He's a different person.
00:36:30From the bright moon,
00:36:32he's a man of great wealth.
00:36:34He's a man of great wealth.
00:36:37He's a man of great wealth.
00:36:40He's a man of great wealth.
00:36:45It's impossible.
00:36:47You're a Yan.
00:36:48How can you do such a good thing?
00:36:50I think you're not as good as others.
00:36:52If I were you,
00:36:53I would have run away with my tail.
00:36:55I wouldn't be embarrassed here.
00:36:58I see.
00:36:59You must have plagiarized other people's poems.
00:37:02Good.
00:37:03How dare you cheat in front of His Majesty?
00:37:06Cheating is a crime of deceiving His Majesty.
00:37:10I think you're ashamed of your promise.
00:37:12You said he cheated.
00:37:13Can you find the source of this poem?
00:37:15Ridiculous!
00:37:16There are so many poems in the world.
00:37:18How can I read all of them?
00:37:20This poem is exquisite.
00:37:22If someone really did it,
00:37:23it would have been known to the world.
00:37:25How can you not know?
00:37:26He would never do such a thing.
00:37:29I'm sure he's plagiarizing.
00:37:32Unless I come up with a new one.
00:37:35If he can write such an exquisite poem,
00:37:38I'll let him win.
00:37:40I'll announce to the world
00:37:42that my first talent's name is Yizhu.
00:37:45If he can't do it,
00:37:46I'll punish him for deceiving His Majesty
00:37:48and cut him into pieces.
00:37:49Good.
00:37:50Let's invite Crown Prince Zhou to give a question.
00:37:54You've already won.
00:37:55You don't need to compete anymore.
00:37:58Don't worry.
00:37:59I've already done it.
00:38:02However,
00:38:03I have one more request.
00:38:05If you lose,
00:38:07kneel down
00:38:08and lick the wine on the floor.
00:38:13You want to win?
00:38:15Impossible!
00:38:17I'll let you write a poem
00:38:19in three steps
00:38:20on the subject of revenge.
00:38:22Yang Xun,
00:38:23it's not too late to regret now.
00:38:24Don't compete with him.
00:38:26He's a rascal.
00:38:27You've already won.
00:38:29It doesn't matter.
00:38:30I've already done it.
00:38:32With my talent,
00:38:33I don't need three steps.
00:38:35I can do it in three steps
00:38:36just by standing here.
00:38:39I'll make this rascal
00:38:40lose his mind.
00:38:45You're dying
00:38:46but you're still stubborn.
00:38:48I'd like to see
00:38:50what rubbish
00:38:51you can say.
00:38:52Henglai, Wenzhang, Jian'an,
00:38:55Xie, Youqin, Fang,
00:38:58Juhuai, Yixin, Zhuang, Sifei,
00:39:00Yushang, Qingtian,
00:39:02Lan, Mingyue.
00:39:04How is that possible?
00:39:05You must be plagiarizing others' poems.
00:39:07I knew you'd say that.
00:39:09So I've prepared
00:39:10three poems for you.
00:39:11Life is full of joy and happiness.
00:39:14Don't let the precious gold
00:39:15go to waste.
00:39:16I was born talented
00:39:18and I'll be blessed.
00:39:19I'll return it to you
00:39:20even if I lose everything.
00:39:22The precious gold, the wine,
00:39:23the stone,
00:39:24the jade plate, the embroidery,
00:39:26the cup, the head, the tree but can't eat it.
00:39:28The sword, the zither, the heart, the mind.
00:39:31The river, the Yellow River, the ice, the snow.
00:39:33The Herons ride across the mountain.
00:39:35The yanter, theLOgan, the Teflon.
00:39:37The dream to the wing, the Chengzhou.
00:39:39The journey is difficult, the journey is difficult.
00:39:42But it's a long journey.
00:39:45The river, the wind, the waves, the time with friends.
00:39:53The questions were too easy.
00:39:55No, I won't.
00:39:57A man should make poems based on his country's feelings.
00:40:02I want you to make three more.
00:40:04You're bullying me.
00:40:06Crown Prince Zhou, please stop.
00:40:09I just saw Eunuch Yang's extraordinary literary talent.
00:40:13You still don't admit it?
00:40:15You said I didn't admit it.
00:40:17I said you were biased.
00:40:19I only said to make a poem.
00:40:21I didn't say to make a few poems.
00:40:23Make a few poems?
00:40:25With your attitude,
00:40:27I suspect you colluded to frame me.
00:40:30If you want to make a poem,
00:40:32I can make it with him for three days and three nights.
00:40:35But you need to wait for me.
00:40:41What's wrong?
00:40:43Are you afraid?
00:40:44You regret it now?
00:40:45It's too late.
00:40:47As long as you can't make it,
00:40:49I'll kill you.
00:40:52I just asked you to wait.
00:40:54I didn't say I wanted to run.
00:40:56You fell for it?
00:40:59I'm just thirsty.
00:41:01I want a drink.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:08I'm thirsty now.
00:41:10Dog, welcome your storm.
00:41:13I'll make you lose.
00:41:15You'll be convinced.
00:41:17Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
00:41:47Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
00:42:17Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
00:42:47Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
00:43:17Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube
00:43:48Yang Xu, thank you for saving me twice.
00:43:53I can't repay you.
00:43:56If you can't repay me,
00:43:58why don't you marry me?
00:44:00You...
00:44:02You only know to talk nonsense.
00:44:07Your Majesty,
00:44:08aren't you afraid he'll take revenge on Crown Prince Zhou?
00:44:11If I had known he would be like this,
00:44:13I wouldn't have listened to Eunuch Wei
00:44:16and married Yu'er to him.
00:44:17Eunuch Wei again.
00:44:19He's such a troublemaker.
00:44:21He's everywhere.
00:44:23As for revenge,
00:44:25our country is strong.
00:44:27It's dominated by several countries.
00:44:29Why don't we thank a small country like him?
00:44:32Today, you made a great contribution.
00:44:35Tell me.
00:44:36What reward do you want?
00:44:38Tell me.
00:44:39What reward do you want?
00:44:41I want you to marry the princess to me.
00:44:43But I'm a fake eunuch now.
00:44:45I don't want to be a fake eunuch.
00:44:47What a terrible identity.
00:44:56Your Majesty,
00:44:57a man
00:44:58only wants to be promoted,
00:45:00get rich, and get a wife.
00:45:02But I can't get a wife like this.
00:45:05Your Majesty, just give it to me.
00:45:07In that case,
00:45:08I'll do as you wish.
00:45:11Xiao Qing, Xiao Qian, come in.
00:45:16From now on,
00:45:18Xiao Qing and Xiao Qian are yours.
00:45:21They'll be your personal maids.
00:45:23In addition,
00:45:24I'll give you the title of Imperial Guard.
00:45:28Xiao Qing, Xiao Qian.
00:45:30Greetings, Eunuch Yang.
00:45:31No need to be so polite.
00:45:41From now on,
00:45:42I'll be the Imperial Guard.
00:45:44Except for that thief Eunuch Wei,
00:45:46I'll be the Imperial Guard.
00:45:49Xiao Xu,
00:45:50the Empress Dowager wants you to serve Mo Yu.
00:45:52Okay, I'll go now.
00:45:54I'll give him a big sword.
00:46:08Your Majesty,
00:46:09I've found out
00:46:10the identity of Yang Xu.
00:46:11How is it?
00:46:12His identity is poor.
00:46:13His family is poor.
00:46:15It's impossible for him to read poetry
00:46:17or know medical skills.
00:46:18You suspect that his identity is fake.
00:46:20He must not be the real Yang Xu.
00:46:22He may be a spy sent by other countries.
00:46:26Your Majesty,
00:46:27why don't you let me kill him
00:46:29to solve the problem?
00:46:30No need.
00:46:31He is a talent.
00:46:33It may be useful for me to keep him.
00:46:35As for who he is,
00:46:37tonight,
00:46:38I'll find out his true identity.
00:46:43The Empress Dowager is really talented.
00:46:45She is extraordinary.
00:46:46Miss Gu served me for a while.
00:46:48She must have asked me to serve her for an hour.
00:46:50If it goes on like this,
00:46:51I'll be fine
00:46:52and my hands will be disabled.
00:46:54Damn it!
00:46:55How dare a eunuch assassinate me!
00:47:01Who are you?
00:47:02Who asked you to assassinate me?
00:47:08Can't I give you money?
00:47:09Three times? Five times?
00:47:11Brother,
00:47:12you are so mean!
00:47:14I...
00:47:15I'll spare your life.
00:47:16I'll give you all my money.
00:47:17I haven't married and had children yet.
00:47:20I...
00:47:21I haven't enjoyed the happiness of having a family.
00:47:23I...
00:47:24I...
00:47:25I don't want to die.
00:47:27Brother,
00:47:28you are so mean.
00:47:29I've given you all my money.
00:47:31Aren't you satisfied?
00:47:36Damn it!
00:47:37You are a woman!
00:47:39Damn it!
00:47:40You are a woman!
00:47:42What do you want?
00:47:43Do you want to kill me?
00:47:45Shameless!
00:47:46Emperor?
00:47:47She is a woman.
00:47:48No wonder she is so fierce.
00:47:52Who are you?
00:47:53How dare you break into the harem!
00:47:58Little Xu,
00:48:00are you okay?
00:48:01I'm fine.
00:48:02I just got hurt.
00:48:04I'll be fine after you kiss me.
00:48:07What time is it now?
00:48:09Stop teasing me.
00:48:18Just lie down here
00:48:19and rest for two days.
00:48:21Empress Dowager has told me
00:48:23to take care of you
00:48:24and never leave you.
00:48:26Really?
00:48:28Do you want to sleep with me?
00:48:34I'm here to take care of you.
00:48:35If you keep doing this,
00:48:36I'll leave.
00:48:37Are you really leaving?
00:48:40It hurts.
00:48:41I'm dying.
00:48:42What's wrong with you?
00:48:43You are not seriously injured.
00:48:44You shouldn't...
00:48:48Just take good care of me tonight.
00:48:52You are so bad.
00:48:53I'm so bad.
00:48:54Why do you still like me so much?
00:48:56It's all because
00:48:57you are so good at it.
00:48:58Tell me the truth.
00:49:00How did you do
00:49:01what you did that day?
00:49:02I've heard about
00:49:03you saving Empress Dowager
00:49:04and the princess.
00:49:05You are an eunuch.
00:49:06How can you be so good?
00:49:07You can also recite poems
00:49:09and do medical skills.
00:49:11It's just a piece of cake.
00:49:13I'm good at it.
00:49:15I'll let you see it later.
00:49:18By the way,
00:49:19I have a question for you.
00:49:21What's the relationship
00:49:23between Empress Dowager,
00:49:24His Majesty and the princess?
00:49:26Empress Dowager and His Majesty
00:49:28look so young.
00:49:30Did they use
00:49:31some kind of magic?
00:49:35You
00:49:36are very good at other things.
00:49:38You have been in the palace for many days.
00:49:39Why don't you know this?
00:49:41Empress Dowager
00:49:42is not His Majesty's birth mother.
00:49:44She is not even 30 years old this year.
00:49:46The princess
00:49:47is His Majesty's
00:49:48favorite sister
00:49:49and the first beauty
00:49:50in our country.
00:49:51It's your fortune
00:49:54to see her face.
00:49:56No wonder Empress Dowager's skin
00:49:57is so smooth and clear.
00:50:03Do you want to know
00:50:05how I saved Empress Dowager
00:50:06that day?
00:50:07I'm a woman.
00:50:09How can I know
00:50:10about medical skills?
00:50:13I'll teach you today.
00:50:17What's hard?
00:50:19Is it...
00:50:21Oh, no.
00:50:22I'm a fake eunuch.
00:50:23I was found out like this.
00:50:29What's this?
00:50:30This is called a jade.
00:50:32It's a good thing.
00:50:33I specially
00:50:34found someone to polish it.
00:50:35Tonight,
00:50:36I'll let you know
00:50:37what it means
00:50:38to be born and die.
00:50:45Your Majesty,
00:50:46how's the situation?
00:50:47Does the little fairy know martial arts?
00:50:48She doesn't.
00:50:50That's good.
00:50:51I must find a chance
00:50:52to kill her.
00:50:59Damn eunuch.
00:51:00Damn eunuch.
00:51:02Your Majesty,
00:51:03the Ministry of Revenue
00:51:04has a deficit of 500,000 taels.
00:51:06The Minister of Revenue
00:51:07has apologized.
00:51:08But if the 500,000 taels
00:51:09of salary
00:51:10can't be distributed,
00:51:11I'm afraid
00:51:12the local officials will rebel.
00:51:14The national treasury is in crisis now.
00:51:15How can we give 500,000 taels
00:51:16to the Ministry of Revenue?
00:51:18I have an idea.
00:51:20I heard
00:51:21Eunuch Yang has excellent talent.
00:51:23Even Crown Prince Zhou
00:51:24is no match for him.
00:51:25How about
00:51:27letting Eunuch Yang
00:51:28fill in the deficit?
00:51:30What?
00:51:31Let me fill in the 500,000 taels?
00:51:35What does the deficit of the Ministry of Revenue
00:51:36have to do with me?
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39I was wondering
00:51:40why you called me here today.
00:51:42It turns out that
00:51:43it's the year of the rooster.
00:51:45You didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:48I can't do it.
00:51:50I won't do it.
00:51:52Eunuch Yang,
00:51:53this is a serious matter.
00:51:55Only you can solve it.
00:51:57If the officials
00:51:58break into the imperial city and rebel,
00:52:00you can't afford
00:52:01the consequences.
00:52:03Why should I bear the consequences?
00:52:05What?
00:52:06You want to blame me?
00:52:09That's not what I mean.
00:52:11The new king of the country
00:52:12has the responsibility.
00:52:14Although the loss of 500,000 taels
00:52:15is the loss of the Ministry of Revenue,
00:52:16everyone has the responsibility
00:52:19to make up for the loss.
00:52:22This old fox is really a thief.
00:52:24He even wants to kidnap me morally.
00:52:28No matter what you say,
00:52:30I just can't do it.
00:52:32Eunuch Yang,
00:52:33I've decided
00:52:34to let you do it.
00:52:36Why?
00:52:38This woman is sick.
00:52:40She tried to assassinate me
00:52:41for no reason
00:52:42and threw the pot at me.
00:52:43Where did I offend her?
00:52:45Is it because...
00:52:52You have to make up for the loss
00:52:54of 500,000 taels in three days.
00:52:56You're the only one
00:52:58who can do it now.
00:53:01His Majesty has decided
00:53:02that you have to do it
00:53:04even if you don't do it.
00:53:05If you don't do it,
00:53:06you will be beheaded
00:53:07if you disobey the decree.
00:53:09It seems that this woman
00:53:10wants to kill me.
00:53:13It seems that this woman
00:53:14wants to kill me.
00:53:16Eunuch Yang,
00:53:17what do you think?
00:53:19You can let me do it.
00:53:21But
00:53:22tell me,
00:53:24if I do it,
00:53:25what will you give me?
00:53:27Your Majesty,
00:53:28the Minister of Revenue is dead.
00:53:30This position has been vacant.
00:53:32Why don't you
00:53:33give this position to him?
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37Eunuch Yang,
00:53:38as long as you can do it,
00:53:40the position of the Minister of Revenue
00:53:41will be yours.
00:53:42Besides,
00:53:43I will promote you
00:53:44to be the Chief Eunuch.
00:53:46Really?
00:53:47Chief Eunuch?
00:53:48This is the position of Wei Yange.
00:53:50If I can really
00:53:51be the Chief Eunuch,
00:53:53will I be afraid of him
00:53:54when I die?
00:53:57Of course.
00:53:58I will keep my word.
00:54:00But...
00:54:01But what?
00:54:02I always reward and punish you.
00:54:04If you can't do it,
00:54:05you will be punished.
00:54:07No problem.
00:54:08At that time,
00:54:09you can punish me
00:54:10as you want.
00:54:12I will kill you
00:54:13when you fail.
00:54:14He's dead.
00:54:22How can you be so stupid
00:54:24to propose him to be the Minister of Revenue?
00:54:26We planned it
00:54:28so hard
00:54:29to kill the Minister of Revenue.
00:54:30Isn't it just to
00:54:31let you climb up?
00:54:33Godfather,
00:54:34don't worry.
00:54:35It's impossible for him to do it.
00:54:37Three days and 500,000 taels.
00:54:38Even if the gods come,
00:54:39it's impossible.
00:54:41When he dies,
00:54:43the position of the Minister of Revenue
00:54:44will be mine.
00:54:47Let's go, godfather.
00:54:50Let me show you
00:54:52what a surprise is.
00:54:55Miss Gu,
00:54:56which is the largest chamber of commerce
00:54:57in the capital?
00:54:59Azure Dragon Gang.
00:55:00What can I do for you?
00:55:02Of course,
00:55:03the mountain people have their own tricks.
00:55:05Go to Azure Dragon Gang tomorrow
00:55:07and tell them
00:55:08there is a big project worth 100 million taels
00:55:09waiting for them.
00:55:11Xuzi,
00:55:12you are amazing.
00:55:14In just one day,
00:55:15you have earned
00:55:16300,000 taels of gold.
00:55:18If it goes on like this,
00:55:19we will soon
00:55:20fill the gap
00:55:21in the Ministry of Revenue.
00:55:22By then,
00:55:23you will be the Minister of Revenue.
00:55:25It's nothing.
00:55:26With my ability,
00:55:27even if it's 10 million taels of gold,
00:55:29it's not a problem.
00:55:30Yang Xi,
00:55:31I heard that you are cooperating with Azure Dragon Gang
00:55:32to sell perfumes.
00:55:33You earn 300,000 taels a day.
00:55:35What kind of magical thing
00:55:36is this perfume?
00:55:37Can you show it to me?
00:55:38Princess,
00:55:39smell it.
00:55:44Is this the perfume?
00:55:45Such a small bottle
00:55:46smells so good.
00:55:47No wonder it's so profitable.
00:55:49Which woman
00:55:50can resist this advantage?
00:55:51Princess,
00:55:52what you are holding
00:55:53is the rose scent.
00:55:54This is the jasmine scent.
00:55:56This is the osmanthus scent.
00:55:57This is the lily scent.
00:55:59And the most popular one
00:56:00is the azalea scent.
00:56:02Princess,
00:56:03if you have time,
00:56:04you can go to the store and have a look.
00:56:05There are dozens of
00:56:06perfumes over there.
00:56:07Can you
00:56:08teach me how to use perfumes?
00:56:09There is such a good thing?
00:56:11Princess,
00:56:12your skin is so smooth.
00:56:13Touch it,
00:56:14rub it,
00:56:15and feel it.
00:56:16You will definitely feel better.
00:56:20Eunuch Yang,
00:56:21bad news.
00:56:22Other stores
00:56:23are also selling perfumes.
00:56:28I found the murderer.
00:56:30The murderer is from Azure Dragon Gang.
00:56:32The Azure Dragon Gang
00:56:33sold the perfume formula
00:56:34to the Ministry of Revenue.
00:56:36The price is one tael
00:56:37cheaper than ours.
00:56:38So
00:56:39our perfume
00:56:40can't be sold anymore.
00:56:41Xiao Xu,
00:56:42what should we do now?
00:56:44This matter
00:56:45is very important.
00:56:46It concerns
00:56:47the salaries of the people
00:56:48and the officials.
00:56:49If
00:56:50the Ministry of Revenue
00:56:51can't make up for it,
00:56:52you will be doomed
00:56:53if His Majesty
00:56:54investigates it.
00:56:56How about this?
00:56:57I will beg the Empress Dowager.
00:56:58The Empress Dowager likes you so much
00:56:59and calls you Mo Yu every day.
00:57:01Maybe
00:57:02the Empress Dowager can help you.
00:57:04No.
00:57:05This matter
00:57:06is very important.
00:57:07Even if the Empress Dowager
00:57:09can help,
00:57:10His Majesty
00:57:11may not be able to
00:57:12punish him lightly.
00:57:13Xiao Xu,
00:57:14I have a lot of savings now.
00:57:16You should go.
00:57:17The sky is high and the birds are flying.
00:57:18There are always some places
00:57:19that can be used.
00:57:20This little girl
00:57:21is so nice to me.
00:57:22I have to
00:57:23feed her every night.
00:57:25I will practice hard
00:57:26and work hard.
00:57:28Don't worry about me.
00:57:29Who am I?
00:57:30There are still
00:57:31obstacles that I can't pass.
00:57:32By the way,
00:57:33let me ask you.
00:57:34Which gang
00:57:35can compete
00:57:36with the Azure Dragon Gang
00:57:37in the capital
00:57:38now?
00:57:40The White Tiger Gang.
00:57:41But
00:57:42in the past two years,
00:57:43they have been suppressed
00:57:44by the Azure Dragon Gang
00:57:45by dirty means.
00:57:47All right.
00:57:48Go find
00:57:49the people of the White Tiger Gang now.
00:57:56They want to deal with
00:57:58the White Tiger Gang.
00:58:00If they want to deal with me,
00:58:02I will make them
00:58:03lose everything.
00:58:08Excuse me,
00:58:09today's flower dew water
00:58:10is out of stock.
00:58:11Please come early tomorrow.
00:58:12It's less than noon
00:58:13and it's sold out.
00:58:14You don't know
00:58:15that our flower dew water
00:58:16is not only low in price
00:58:17and has a unique effect,
00:58:18but also has a very good effect
00:58:19to drive away mosquitoes and bugs.
00:58:20It's the same as
00:58:21the most popular perfume
00:58:22sold these days.
00:58:23It has a strong scent
00:58:24and is naturally sold well.
00:58:25You are too good.
00:58:26You make a fragrant perfume
00:58:28and have this wonderful flower dew water.
00:58:30Who are you?
00:58:32I don't know who he is.
00:58:35But I know
00:58:36he's going to die today.
00:58:41What do you want to do?
00:58:43I'm going to smash your shop today.
00:58:45What's the matter?
00:58:46You dirty eunuch
00:58:48actually hid a hand
00:58:49and made my perfume
00:58:50not sell well.
00:58:51It's all piled up in the warehouse.
00:58:53I'm going to smash the shop
00:58:54and kill you today.
00:58:55Anyway, I'm not in the palace now.
00:58:57No one will know
00:58:58even if I kill you.
00:58:59You dirty eunuch.
00:59:00I'm here.
00:59:02How dare you make trouble on the street
00:59:03and kill people?
00:59:04Who are you?
00:59:05I'll kill you, too.
00:59:09Your Highness.
00:59:11Your Highness, spare my life.
00:59:12Your Highness, spare my life.
00:59:15Your Highness.
00:59:17Your Highness, spare my life.
00:59:18Your Highness, spare my life.
00:59:20Didn't you pretend well just now?
00:59:22What's the matter?
00:59:23Keep pretending.
00:59:25If you dare to stare at him again,
00:59:26I'll kill you.
00:59:27I'm here.
00:59:28Who dares to touch him?
00:59:30Is this the feeling of being protected by a woman?
00:59:32It's so happy.
00:59:33I'm so ashamed.
00:59:34Your Highness, please spare my life this time.
00:59:36You scum.
00:59:37Get out of here.
00:59:38I don't want to see you again.
00:59:40Otherwise,
00:59:41I'll hit you every time I see you.
00:59:42I'll hit you every time I see you.
00:59:43Yes.
00:59:44I'll get out of here right now.
00:59:48You dirty eunuch.
00:59:49You can't just let it go.
00:59:50You'll regret it.
00:59:52Get out of here.
00:59:54Eunuch Yang.
00:59:55The three-day deadline has arrived.
00:59:57Did you make up for the loss of 500,000 taels?
01:00:00Not only did I make up for it,
01:00:01but I also gave out 300,000 taels more.
01:00:02It will be returned to the Ministry of Revenue.
01:00:04Just take it as a benefit
01:00:07I made for everyone in the Ministry of Revenue.
01:00:09How did you do it?
01:00:10I have my own trick.
01:00:14It's an honor to tell you
01:00:15that you are now my walking dog.
01:00:17How are you feeling?
01:00:20It's hard to feel like you haven't reached 18 meters.
01:00:25Don't be too proud of yourself.
01:00:26His Majesty hasn't asked you to be the Minister of Revenue yet.
01:00:29I never break my promise.
01:00:31From today on,
01:00:32Eunuch Yang will be the Minister of Revenue of our country.
01:00:34He will take over as the chief eunuch of the inner city.
01:00:38He can really do it.
01:00:40I couldn't kill him with this trick,
01:00:43and let him be promoted.
01:00:45One day,
01:00:46I will personally kill him.
01:00:48Your Majesty, please take back your order.
01:00:51He is a Yan person.
01:00:52How can he manage the Ministry of Revenue?
01:00:54How can he be the Minister of Revenue?
01:00:56I can't afford it.
01:00:57Can you afford it?
01:00:59Don't forget
01:01:00that I made up for the deficit of the Ministry of Revenue.
01:01:03I am your God of Wealth.
01:01:07That can only prove that you have the brain of a businessman.
01:01:09Who can guarantee that you can manage the Ministry of Revenue?
01:01:12All right.
01:01:13You can leave if you have nothing to say.
01:01:14I won't take back my order.
01:01:17If I were you,
01:01:18instead of wasting time here,
01:01:20I'd rather go back and think about
01:01:21how to sell the perfume in your warehouse.
01:01:25Wait and see.
01:01:26I won't just let it go.
01:01:28Wait and see.
01:01:31Your Majesty,
01:01:32don't you want to know
01:01:33how I made the money?
01:01:38This is it.
01:01:40This is the perfume
01:01:41I made for you with all my heart.
01:01:43This is the only one in the world.
01:01:45There is no other.
01:01:47I specially chose
01:01:48the most passionate rose
01:01:50and the most fragrant plum blossom.
01:01:53It will definitely make your cold heart warm.
01:01:56I'm a man.
01:01:58I'm not interested in the most fragrant things.
01:02:00I've touched it.
01:02:02Stop pretending to be a man.
01:02:03You can leave too.
01:02:04I don't want to see you.
01:02:06Your Majesty,
01:02:07bad news.
01:02:08The oil was monopolized by the Azure Dragon Gang.
01:02:09What?
01:02:10The oil was monopolized?
01:02:13Your Majesty,
01:02:14bad news.
01:02:15The oil was monopolized by the Azure Dragon Gang.
01:02:16What?
01:02:17The oil was monopolized?
01:02:19The oil used by the people of our dynasty
01:02:21was all acquired by the Azure Dragon Gang.
01:02:23Now they are taking the opportunity to increase the price.
01:02:25The people can't afford to buy it.
01:02:27They can't bear it.
01:02:28How dare they!
01:02:29Oil is a necessity in life.
01:02:31How dare they use this method
01:02:32to monopolize the price?
01:02:33How much oil is stored in the palace now?
01:02:36The palace is now only enough
01:02:37for the palace in March.
01:02:39If it is open to the people,
01:02:40it will not last a day.
01:02:42What should we do?
01:02:44If the problem of oil cannot be solved,
01:02:45it will not guarantee the needs of the people.
01:02:48I'm afraid the country will be in turmoil.
01:02:50I just took the position of Minister of Revenue.
01:02:52The Azure Dragon Gang came here.
01:02:54The person behind this
01:02:55must be the Minister of Revenue.
01:02:56This scoundrel
01:02:57is really unscrupulous.
01:02:59Your Majesty,
01:03:01I have a way
01:03:02to solve this problem.
01:03:03How do you solve it?
01:03:04I know you are talented
01:03:06and have a lot of ideas.
01:03:07Now the oil is monopolized.
01:03:08There is no alternative.
01:03:10Don't be so generous here.
01:03:12Your Majesty,
01:03:13will you trust me this time?
01:03:14As long as you trust me,
01:03:15I promise
01:03:17to solve this problem for you.
01:03:19You can't do this.
01:03:21How can a man say no?
01:03:22I treated the Empress Dowager before.
01:03:24You said I couldn't cure it.
01:03:25In the end, the Empress Dowager was cured.
01:03:26I competed with Crown Prince Zhou
01:03:28in poetry and song.
01:03:29You said I couldn't beat him.
01:03:30In the end, I won.
01:03:31And the 500,000 taels of gold
01:03:32I lost.
01:03:33I also made up for it.
01:03:34There are 300,000 taels more.
01:03:36Now
01:03:37can you trust me this time?
01:03:40Your Majesty,
01:03:41why don't you let him try?
01:03:42OK,
01:03:43I'll let you try.
01:03:44If you can solve this crisis,
01:03:46what reward do you want?
01:03:47Just say it.
01:03:48I don't want anything.
01:03:50What I want is
01:03:54you, Your Majesty.
01:03:55You know I'm a woman.
01:03:57Mingyue, kill him.
01:04:00Mingyue, kill him.
01:04:02How to kill?
01:04:03First kill and then kill?
01:04:05How do you know I'm a woman?
01:04:08What you said
01:04:09when you assassinated me that day,
01:04:10of course I recognized it.
01:04:11I'm not stupid.
01:04:14The feeling of that night
01:04:16is really vivid
01:04:18and unforgettable for a lifetime.
01:04:22I'll throw your heart out now
01:04:24and cut off your hands.
01:04:25Aren't you afraid
01:04:26I'll tell your secret?
01:04:28I'm afraid of a dead man's mouth.
01:04:31Don't worry.
01:04:33I'm prepared this time.
01:04:35I have already told your secret
01:04:36to others.
01:04:38As long as I die,
01:04:39he will immediately announce to the world
01:04:41that everyone knows you are a woman.
01:04:44Not only do they know you are a woman,
01:04:46they also know
01:04:48your chest is very big
01:04:49and your hands are very good.
01:04:51Shameless.
01:04:52What I said just now
01:04:53still counts.
01:04:54As long as you agree to my request,
01:04:55I can help you solve
01:04:56the problem of oil.
01:04:58Your Majesty, you have to think about it clearly.
01:05:00If this matter is not done properly,
01:05:02the social unrest in Qingzhe
01:05:04will not survive.
01:05:06If it is serious,
01:05:08the people will rebel.
01:05:10It will be difficult to deal with then.
01:05:12You are threatening me.
01:05:14I dare not.
01:05:15This is a good advice.
01:05:18You are delusional.
01:05:21If it doesn't work,
01:05:22I have to take a step back.
01:05:24Who wants me to spoil you, right?
01:05:27How about this?
01:05:28I'll solve the problem for you.
01:05:30You kiss me.
01:05:38I promise you.
01:05:40Your Majesty's words are true.
01:05:42I can do it now.
01:05:50Your Majesty,
01:05:51when I come back,
01:05:52I will give you a big sword
01:05:54to let you rest.
01:06:04Chief Yang, you are so bad.
01:06:06This is my unique skill.
01:06:08Push-pull massage.
01:06:09Only the Empress Dowager can enjoy it.
01:06:12Don't you want to try it?
01:06:14Chief Yang is so partial.
01:06:16You only give Xiaoqian a massage.
01:06:17You don't care about others.
01:06:19I am always fair.
01:06:21Everyone has a share.
01:06:24It's not early.
01:06:25Let's have fun.
01:06:29It's a pity that no matter how beautiful she is,
01:06:31there is no chance to have a fight.
01:06:33The identity of this fake eunuch
01:06:35is not obvious.
01:06:37Chief Yang,
01:06:38didn't His Majesty give you
01:06:39a very important thing?
01:06:41Why do you still have time to accompany us?
01:06:44This is called cutting wood with a sharp knife.
01:06:47How can there be a reason
01:06:48to let a horse work
01:06:49but not let a horse eat grass?
01:06:51By the way,
01:06:52let me ask you.
01:06:53Where did you get
01:06:54the oil you eat now?
01:06:57Chief Yang is so funny.
01:06:59We eat lard.
01:07:01Of course, it came from the lard.
01:07:03Don't you eat soybean oil,
01:07:05rapeseed oil, and olive oil?
01:07:07What is this?
01:07:09You don't even know rapeseed oil?
01:07:11It's fried by rapeseed flowers.
01:07:13Chief Yang is joking again.
01:07:15Rapeseed flowers are for pigs.
01:07:17How can it be fried with oil?
01:07:18By the way,
01:07:19it's the time for rapeseed flowers to bloom.
01:07:25I have an idea.
01:07:29I'll go out first.
01:07:30You take a break.
01:07:31Wait for me to come back.
01:07:33I'll kill you when I come back.
01:07:36Why are you here now?
01:07:37Why don't you knock on the door?
01:07:40Is there anything
01:07:41I haven't seen on you?
01:07:45It's so late.
01:07:46Why did you come to me?
01:07:48The Minister of Revenue
01:07:49colluded with the Azure Dragon Gang
01:07:51to monopolize oil.
01:07:53His Majesty asked me to solve this matter.
01:07:57Then why did you buy rapeseed flowers?
01:08:00To fry oil.
01:08:01Rapeseed flowers can fry oil?
01:08:03You don't believe me?
01:08:05Of course I believe you.
01:08:07But the rapeseed flowers in the capital
01:08:09are concentrated in Qingshan in the suburbs.
01:08:11Qingshan belongs to the Minister of Revenue.
01:08:13Of course he won't
01:08:14let you get what you want.
01:08:17In his hands,
01:08:19it's even better.
01:08:24You want to make peace with me?
01:08:27I used to be
01:08:28blind to Mount Tai.
01:08:30That's why I colluded with the Minister of Revenue.
01:08:32Now I've changed my mind
01:08:34and become a new person.
01:08:36As long as you don't mind,
01:08:38I'm willing to
01:08:39give you the formula of flower dew
01:08:41to show my sincerity.
01:08:43Are you serious?
01:08:46Are you having a bad idea?
01:08:48I dare not.
01:08:52After the oil incident,
01:08:54I know
01:08:55how powerful you are.
01:08:57From now on,
01:08:59I won't go against you.
01:09:01I want to give you the formula
01:09:03because...
01:09:07I heard that Qingshan in the suburbs
01:09:09is the property of the Minister of Revenue.
01:09:11I want to get it
01:09:13and keep it for my retirement.
01:09:16You know that
01:09:17I have no roots
01:09:19and no ambition.
01:09:21So I want to leave a root.
01:09:23So...
01:09:25you want to leave a root?
01:09:28You're so sensible.
01:09:30It's just a mountain.
01:09:32I'll give it to you.
01:09:37Minister of Revenue,
01:09:39you're done.
01:09:46Are you satisfied with today's service?
01:09:49Your craft is getting better and better.
01:09:52There are more and more samples.
01:09:55I can't live without you.
01:09:58I've heard about you.
01:10:00I really admire you.
01:10:02Of course.
01:10:04The perfume and flower dew
01:10:06developed by Xuzi
01:10:08have sold millions of taels so far.
01:10:10But...
01:10:11What's wrong?
01:10:12Recently,
01:10:13Dragon Gang is also selling flower dew.
01:10:15I heard that they invested a lot of money in it.
01:10:17The supply is sufficient.
01:10:18It's twice as cheap as ours.
01:10:20We can't sell our flower dew.
01:10:22That's what I mean.
01:10:24Xuzi,
01:10:25what do you mean?
01:10:27Last time,
01:10:28you asked me to contact the Minister of Revenue.
01:10:30Did you give him
01:10:32the formula for flower dew?
01:10:34I used the formula for flower dew
01:10:36in exchange for his green mountain.
01:10:37It's a loss-making deal.
01:10:40Let me ask you.
01:10:41How much did Cai Ziyou sell
01:10:43for oil, vegetables and flowers?
01:10:45The price of oil, vegetables and flowers
01:10:47is not as high as flower dew.
01:10:49But every household uses it.
01:10:51Everyone needs it.
01:10:52Now,
01:10:53it has sold millions of taels.
01:10:55It's just money earned in the capital.
01:10:57If we expand Cai Ziyou's market
01:11:00and increase the amount of gold daily,
01:11:01it won't be enough.
01:11:02The formula I gave him
01:11:04will soon become worthless.
01:11:06It will even make him lose a lot of money.
01:11:09Xuzi,
01:11:10what do you mean?
01:11:11You'll know soon.
01:11:12By the way,
01:11:13Miss Gu,
01:11:14do me another favor.
01:11:15Find someone
01:11:16to pretend to be a rich businessman in Zhou State
01:11:18and ask him to buy flower dew.
01:11:19Then we'll sell it.
01:11:20We'll take as much as they want.
01:11:22I'll make it more difficult for the Minister of Revenue.
01:11:28I've completed the anti-monopoly
01:11:30for oil.
01:11:31So fast?
01:11:32You're the one who's fast.
01:11:34Your whole family is fast.
01:11:37Ten days ago,
01:11:38I solved the oil problem
01:11:39of the people in the capital.
01:11:40In these ten days,
01:11:41I promoted Cai Ziyou
01:11:42to the whole country and even abroad.
01:11:44In this way,
01:11:45I prevented
01:11:46monopoly and rising prices.
01:11:48At the same time,
01:11:49I made money
01:11:50to fill the national treasury.
01:11:55My daughter-in-law,
01:11:56am I beautiful?
01:11:58Do you like it?
01:11:59Yes.
01:12:01Who are you calling your daughter-in-law?
01:12:03I'll call whoever is tough.
01:12:05Nonsense.
01:12:07I didn't expect
01:12:08he had such a brilliant business mind
01:12:10and was good at agriculture.
01:12:12Luckily, I didn't kill him before.
01:12:15I heard that
01:12:16you exchanged Qingshan
01:12:17with Hualu Shui's formula.
01:12:19The formula is worth a lot.
01:12:21You didn't lose anything, did you?
01:12:22I didn't.
01:12:24I saved some money.
01:12:26The formula I gave him
01:12:27was actually the 2.0 version
01:12:29I modified.
01:12:31The cost increased from a penny.