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Just for fun and comedy videos for enjoy and entertainment but try not laugh this video for enjoy
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00:00Which bank is it that you can't withdraw money from?
00:03The bank that doesn't have your account.
00:05What did you just say?
00:07What's wrong with you?
00:10Hi!
00:12How dare you say I love you to my girlfriend?
00:14You want to regret it?
00:15What did you just say?
00:16You changed your mind, you bastard!
00:28I used to be crazy.
00:30Then a smart friend of mine came to my life.
00:33Now we're both crazy.
00:36It's okay.
00:37Shall I cut the cake?
00:38That's why I don't make my sister's son drink.
00:40Happy Birthday!
00:42Here, eat the cake.
00:47Hey, come here.
00:49I've been watching you for a few days.
00:50You've been roaming around the streets a lot.
00:52From now on,
00:54come and go every day.
00:56We don't have any problem.
01:00I'm not scared of you.
01:01You're the one who's scared.
01:02When you came to see me for the first time,
01:04you brought 4-5 people with you.
01:06Now when you came to pick me up,
01:07you brought a total of 200 people with you.
01:09Look at me, I came alone.
01:14Are you a human?
01:15Have you ever come alone?
01:17Mom, I can't sleep.
01:19Go and fill up the gas tank.
01:30Hey, come in.
01:32Wow, brother.
01:33If you're a wife, you're so cultured.
01:34Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
01:36To get such a wife, you have to do good deeds.
01:38When you get such a cultured wife.
01:40Yes, brother, you're right.
01:42Tell me, how did you come?
01:43I didn't use the laptop.
01:45Brother, water.
01:47Thank you, sister-in-law.
01:49Sister-in-law is very cultured.
01:51How do you manage all this?
01:53Brother, for this, you have to tie a rope.
01:55Your brother has pulled flowers for you.
01:57Wow, brother. I agree with you.
02:00Okay, I'm leaving.
02:01Yes, brother.
02:07Sister-in-law, I forgot my phone here.
02:09I'll get it right now.
02:12Listen, listen.
02:14What is it?
02:15First, do the laundry.
02:16I'll do the dishes later.
02:22The rope is very tight.
02:24Friends.
02:25Friends.
02:26If you want to be healthy and fit,
02:28then eat.
02:30Hey.
02:33What happened?
02:34You shouldn't eat.
02:35Didn't you hear?
02:37He keeps saying on TV.
02:39If you eat, you'll get fat.
02:41Yes, you're right.
02:42Do you know?
02:43Earlier, he used to say 8 rupees.
02:44Now, he says 20 rupees.
02:48You're a very shameless man.
02:49Aren't you ashamed?
02:50A lady is standing.
02:51And you're sitting.
02:53I don't know how God made such men.
02:55Men like you are a burden to the earth.
02:57You're shameless.
02:58You're still sleeping.
02:59You're still sleeping.
03:03Brother, give me a cold drink.
03:04Okay, madam.
03:06Take this.
03:07How much is it?
03:0840 rupees.
03:09Are you crazy?
03:10You get it for 95 rupees.
03:12You're still sleeping.
03:13Yes, it's for 95 rupees.
03:15Give it to me.
03:17Women.
03:20When will you come, my dream girl?
03:24Brother, how are the tomatoes?
03:25They're here.
03:26Take it for 40 rupees, madam.
03:28Okay, pack all the rotten ones in one bag.
03:31Okay, madam.
03:34Here you go, madam.
03:36Now, pack one kilo of the remaining ones.
03:40You're smart.
03:41That's why I'm asking you why you're making me take out the rotten ones.
03:43Yes, so you fill me up with the rotten ones.
03:48Doctor, can you remove the ears without pain?
03:52No, there will be pain.
03:53Can I remove it?
03:54How?
03:58Are you crazy?
03:59Anyone can remove it.
04:00Go away from here.
04:05You'll be hanged today.
04:06What's your last wish?
04:08I have only one wish, sir.
04:10When death comes in front of me, I won't look scared.
04:14But, one second.
04:18What are you doing?
04:23Brother, save me.
04:28Hot.
04:29Thank you.
04:30Hot.
04:31Thank you so much.
04:32Hot.
04:33I know, brother.
04:34I'm very beautiful.
04:35Thank you.
04:36Madam, she's a Bengali.
04:37And he's telling you to go away from here.
04:40Yes, go away from here.
04:41What kind of people live here?
04:45Don't come so close to me.
04:48I'll ruin you.
04:51I want to be ruined.
04:58I want to be ruined.
05:18Brother, I've heard that you get angry at everything.
05:21No, who said that?
05:22How can I believe you?
05:23Do one thing, give me madam's number.
05:24I'll ask her later.
05:25Yes, take it.
05:28Take it.
05:30Okay, brother.
05:35Brother, there's a lock in the phone.
05:37Open it.
05:38What are you saying?
05:39Open it.
05:41I've taken extra money.
05:42Open it.
05:43What are you saying?
05:44The phone is broken.
05:45Open it.
05:46Open it.
05:47Open it.
05:48Open it.
05:49Are you mad?
05:58What are you doing?
06:00Are you mad?
06:05Guys, there's a trend going on nowadays.
06:07If a person comments on my video, I'll stop living, eating, drinking and walking.
06:13Don't comment on my videos.
06:16But if you put 1 crore in my account, I'll stop earning today.
06:20What are you doing?
06:21If I put 1 crore in your account, will you agree?
06:23What's the matter with you?
06:25What's the matter with you?
06:27I'm a rich man.
06:28If you hit me, I'll deduct your money.
06:34Why is there so much security?
06:36Is there a hero?
06:37There's no hero.
06:38Look behind you.
06:39There's a lemon tree.
06:46Brother, I haven't eaten anything since two days.
06:49Give me something to eat.
06:50Do one thing.
06:51Go to Fresh Ranch.
06:52I'll give you good food today.
06:53I haven't eaten anything since two days.
06:55Should I eat bones or lungs?
06:58Give me something to eat.
06:59What's happening?
07:00Let's go.
07:02You haven't eaten anything?
07:03No.
07:09Are we going to someone's funeral?
07:11No.
07:12Sing a song for him.
07:14What's happening?
07:21I love you.
07:23Really?
07:24Yes.
07:25I can't live a moment without you.
07:26I don't know how you manage to live.
07:28By talking to someone else.
07:32I'm going.
07:33I'm broken.
07:35What happened?
07:38You can see for yourself.
07:41Wow.
07:43Look what I got.
07:45This is the bandage that I tied in my eyes.
07:47I went to pick you up.
07:53I love you.