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00:00Why are there pictures of girls on the pack of soap?
00:03Do we boys take a bath?
00:07My son was sitting outside the house, angry with his mother.
00:09I said, son, why are you sitting outside?
00:10He said, I don't want your wife, I want my wife.
00:16If all the daughters are good, and the upbringing is also good,
00:20then where does such a dangerous wife come from?
00:26I have seen some girls,
00:27their tantrums and their demands can never be fulfilled.
00:30Even if a dacoit kidnaps them,
00:32they will say, excuse me, I will sit on the side with the mirror.
00:41His wife is telling him to remove the bag from above,
00:43I can't reach my hand.
00:44What is he doing?
00:45Trying with his tongue.
00:49I say, if you want to live in people's hearts,
00:52then take a loan from them.
00:57Do you know when I was the most ashamed in the world?
00:59When I was sick once,
01:00and a beautiful lady doctor came and said,
01:01this injection will not be applied on the arm.
01:06A friend of mine came to my house after a long time.
01:08I asked him, what would you like to drink?
01:10Tea or cold?
01:11He said, till the tea is ready, you order cold.
01:17The boys who can't even hold the legs of a goat on sacrifice,
01:19they were also saying, darling, no one can snatch you from me.
01:21If your face looks like a donkey,
01:28then what is the fault of this poor donkey?
01:33We can walk without slippers,
01:35but slippers cannot walk without us.
01:40He has just promised me that he has stopped eating Mawa.
01:43Which is a very good thing.
01:44He eats vegetables.
01:45Yes.
01:47What is the most difficult task in winters?
01:51What?
01:52Get up from the bed and go to the washroom.
01:57Tell me, so many people are dying in the world,
01:59where are you at that time?
02:04And what you think of as chicken soup,
02:06is actually the water of the chicken's dead body.
02:10Son, who does not study in your class?
02:12He said, teacher.
02:17Now you see, how are the children of today?
02:19Now a small child is saying,
02:20my family says everything that happens,
02:22for good.
02:23But when I fail in school,
02:24why don't my family say this at that time?
02:28This uncle talks so weird.
02:30I asked him, what is your wish?
02:32What is your dream?
02:33He said, I have 4-5 children,
02:35and everyone has a separate mother.
02:39My wife is telling me,
02:40take her out somewhere,
02:41I am taking her to the cemetery.
02:42What kind of joke is this?
02:43I said, people die to come here.
02:47Do you know,
02:48who is the most innocent person in the world?
02:50Who?
02:51Sitting in front of mom and dad,
02:52he is your friend.
02:57The girl is complaining to me,
02:58Ahmed brother.
02:59She is saying,
03:00he used to watch me secretly,
03:01while going to school daily.
03:02Wow, wow, wow.
03:03Today he took 1000 rupees to see me.
03:05Why?
03:06He became a doctor.
03:10The teacher is telling the child,
03:11that it is humanity to help others.
03:13Yes, yes.
03:14The child is saying,
03:15during the exams,
03:16you don't let us become humans,
03:17nor do you let us become.
03:21My wife makes so many demands,
03:22I had a fight with my wife.
03:23What?
03:24I said, I am going to commit suicide.
03:25She said,
03:26get me 2-3 white suits,
03:27what will I wear during Eid?
03:32The teacher is asking him,
03:33son, which day are you happy?
03:34What is he doing?
03:35He is saying, the day you are sick.
03:36The teacher is asking him,
03:37son, how can we keep our school clean?
03:39Staying at home.
03:44Last year,
03:45when there was heavy rainfall,
03:47we have to pay for it.