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00:00YetNovice. Channel for the whole family.
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01:30We'd better lift the whole thing up, for God's sake!
01:34What a stubborn position!
01:38Our universe is beautiful and amazing,
01:41and the Earth is a cradle of humanity
01:45that we have to get out of for a long time.
01:47The Earth is not a cradle, but a house!
01:50A house that protects us from harmful space!
01:55Space is a real breeding ground for all sorts of creepy and dangerous things.
02:01Take the Sun for example.
02:02Its temperature is 1000 degrees.
02:04It will fry you and you won't even notice it.
02:10And it's not the brightest star in the universe.
02:14And there is such a harmful thing in space as space radiation,
02:19streams of particles from stars and other radioactive crap.
02:23We won't even see it, but we'll get a lethal dose.
02:31I'm not even talking about all sorts of meteorites and comets
02:34that are flying back and forth in your space.
02:39And on Earth, we are protected from all these attacks by the atmosphere and the magnetic field.
02:46The atmosphere does not allow the Sun to fry us,
02:49and keeps us warm so as not to freeze at night.
02:52And comets and meteors do not reach the Earth at all.
02:56They burn in the atmosphere like little babies.
02:59Well, the magnetic field saves us from harmful space radiation.
03:05And the main thing is that there is air on Earth,
03:08and in space there is only a vacuum with all sorts of attacks.
03:14We are strangers in this space, you see?
03:17And we will always remain strangers.
03:21I think I know why you are so upset, my negative one.
03:26After all, you have never been in outer space.
03:30Why didn't I see it there?
03:32If all the time, as you say, you hang out in Charlotte,
03:36then it is impossible to appreciate the true beauty of the universe.
03:41Space suit mode!
03:43Let's go outside right now,
03:46and you will see how beautiful outer space is.
03:50No need!
03:51I mean, I have something to do in Charlotte too.
03:55And in general, I have no time, I have something to do.
04:12Suit mode!
04:17Oh!
04:18So-so-so-so-so...
04:20I came up with an on-board computer to turn off artificial gravity.
04:26Gravitation is excellent!
04:28Be quiet!
04:42My unfaithful friend of space, wake up!
04:45Surprise!
04:47Now you will be able to fully enjoy the true beauty!
04:55For what?
04:56For space!
04:57For what?
05:01Calm down!
05:02You are in complete safety!
05:16I didn't know you had a space phobia.
05:20Why?
05:21Why didn't you tell me right away?
05:23Don't be shy about your fears.
05:26You need to share them with your friends, and it will be much easier.
05:30Here I am, for example.
05:32I am inexplicably afraid to speak foreign languages.
05:36It's really funny.
05:38You know, every night, since we've been conquering space here,
05:43I have been having the same dream.
05:49I am in outer space.
05:51There are stars and all kinds of nebulae around me.
05:55And then something happens.
05:57It's like a closing.
06:01And I realize that this is it.
06:07Every night, I have a dream.
06:11Every night, the same dream.
06:17But this is just a dream.
06:19Space, in fact, is not so destructive for our body.
06:25One of the common misconceptions about space is that it is very cold there.
06:30This means that an unprotected organism will immediately turn into ice.
06:35But this is not true.
06:36The fact is that the environment in space is a vacuum.
06:39And a vacuum is the best thermal insulator in the world.
06:43It is not in vain that it is used in thermoses.
06:46Therefore, our body will cool down for a very long time.
06:50And not tricky sports exercises will not let us freeze at all.
06:55It is much more likely not to freeze, but to overheat from the radiation of some star.
07:01However, if you are far enough from it, then there is nothing to be afraid of.
07:06Another myth about space is that you are blown away by internal pressure.
07:11But the difference in external pressure between the surface of the Earth and the open space is only one atmosphere.
07:19And this is not too much.
07:21Increasing the pressure to one atmosphere will be felt, for example, by a diver.
07:26When he goes down to a depth of 10 meters.
07:29And our body in space will bear such a difference without damage.
07:37The main thing is to exhale the air, so as not to create unnecessary pressure on the lungs.
07:43True, in the absence of pressure, there is another danger.
07:47The fact is that the liquid boils faster than the external pressure.
07:53Therefore, in the vacuum of space, it will boil almost instantly.
07:57And if the liquids inside the body are protected by our internal pressure,
08:02then the external liquids will evaporate immediately.
08:05Therefore, the tongue in space will dry out right away.
08:09So, given the lack of air, we can safely stay in space for a couple of minutes.
08:16True, in 10 seconds you will lose consciousness.
08:20But the probability of survival is much higher than, for example, in the lava of a volcano.
08:27Bring me back to Earth.
08:29I'm more used to the cradle.
08:39Well, that's all.
08:41Let's sit down on the path.
08:44No need to sit down anywhere.
08:47I looked into the gyroscope and learned one useful invention of the future.
08:52This is an antifob.
08:54One shot and you will get rid of all your phobias and fears.
08:59Aha, together with life.
09:01No, nothing threatens your health.
09:06Get this thing away from me.
09:08Science should be trusted.
09:10Look, nothing bad will happen.
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Lysyash, how are you?
09:36Lysyash, where are you going?
09:45Wait, Lysyash!
09:49What are you doing?
09:52You wanna be difficult?
09:56Yeah, yeah, that's fantastic!
10:00Stop!
10:08Stop fooling around!
10:18Stop!
10:26Lysyash!
10:35Lysyash!
10:36Over!
10:37Come back immediately!
10:39But I'm in a hurry.
10:40What?
10:41The on-board computer!
10:42Give it back!
10:44The request is incorrect.
10:46The plane is not equipped with external manipulators.
10:49No, no, no, no!
10:50Avigato!
10:51Excuse me, senora.
10:52Maroom-maroom!
10:53Yizdai bananey kum!
10:55Where have you been hiding, you tongue-tied devil?
10:59Surprise!
11:05Attention!
11:06Danger!
11:08The suit is unsealed.
11:10Get back to the ship, urgently!
11:12Attention!
11:13Lysyash!
11:14Danger!
11:15Let's get out of the suit!
11:17Attention!
11:18Attention!
11:20Attention!
11:22Attention!
11:24Attention!
11:26Attention!
11:28Attention!
11:30...
11:42So, given the lack of air, we can safely stay in space for a couple of minutes.
11:49However, in 10 seconds you will lose consciousness,
11:53but the probability of survival is much higher than, for example, in the lava of a volcano.
11:59...
12:12...
12:22Ah, you woke up, polyglot!
12:25How are you feeling?
12:27Why am I tied up?
12:29This is humiliating!
12:31Excuse me, senora!
12:33I'll come back and untie you!
12:36I'll just fly a little more.
12:39It hurts here beautifully!
12:41Oh, bite me, open space!
12:47...
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