[Pelicula] Hotel Transylvania - Español
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00:00:00♪
00:00:17Coco!
00:00:18Meow!
00:00:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:00:21No quería asustarte mi pequeñina.
00:00:24Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
00:00:26Duerme, vampirita. Duérmete ya.
00:00:29¡Que papi a un pajarito descabezara!
00:00:35¡Utah-tah!
00:00:37¡Qui-ti-qui-omo el culete!
00:00:39¡Qui-ti-qui-omo el culete!
00:00:52Muy bien, pero pongamos más metros cuadrados.
00:00:55¡Quiero que quepan un montón de monstruos!
00:01:00¡Ay, que te pillo, babies! ¡Ay, que te pillo!
00:01:05Queda fuera.
00:01:06¡Uy, nunca salimos fuera!
00:01:09Nunca.
00:01:12Entonces los monstruos salieron corriendo y tuvieron que esconderse.
00:01:16Pero el humano Ricardo los encontró y salió de debajo de la cama.
00:01:20¡Tengo miedo!
00:01:21¡Y les cortó los colmillos! ¡Y les mordió los tobillos!
00:01:24¡Y les quitó las manos! ¡Y les cortó las manos!
00:01:27¡Y les cortó los tobillos! ¡Y les quitó las chuches!
00:01:32Tú no quitas mis chuches.
00:01:34Garrita mía, no tienes por qué tener miedo.
00:01:37Le prometí a mamá que nunca dejaría de protegerte.
00:01:44Mi preciosa Mavis, la caquita te limpiaré.
00:01:51Los humanos muerden.
00:01:55Tú con tu papi quédate.
00:01:59Si viene algún humano malo, papi le dirá...
00:02:08...porque eres mi bebé.
00:02:10Mi bebé, soy tu bladita.
00:02:13Ahora flexiona las rodillas y salta con fría, mi ratita.
00:02:17¡Puedo volar! ¡Puedo volar!
00:02:19¡Guau! ¡Maravilloso cielo! ¡Maravilloso!
00:02:22¡Así se hace mi muñequita putú!
00:02:30Disculpe, señor.
00:02:32¿Qué? ¿Qué?
00:02:33Au, estoy bien.
00:02:35Ya está listo.
00:02:38Tiene buena pinta.
00:02:40¿Solo monstruos podrán entrar?
00:02:42Sí, desde luego. Está muy bien esta caquita.
00:02:45Hay 400 acres de bosque encantado.
00:02:47Alrededor tiene el país de los muertos vivientes.
00:02:50Si algún humano mirara hacia allí, pondría los pies en polvorosa.
00:03:06Pero hay que ser listo.
00:03:08Nada de fogadas, ni fuegos artificiales.
00:03:12Mi querida Marta, ha llegado la hora.
00:03:14El refugio que siempre hablamos para Mavis.
00:03:17Aquí nadie podrá hacerle daño nunca.
00:03:20¡Mira lo que te he traído!
00:03:22¡Tortitas con sirope de lombriz!
00:03:25No estés triste.
00:03:27Recuerda que este año por fin tenemos que abrir el regalo que mamá te dejó.
00:03:31¿Qué crees que será?
00:03:33¿Ah?
00:03:34¿Qué crees que será?
00:03:36¿Qué crees que será?
00:03:39¿Qué crees que será?
00:03:41Ah, eso no se sabe.
00:03:43Dijo que no lo abrieras hasta que cumplieran los 118 años.
00:03:46Hay que esperar otro poco.
00:03:48Cómete las tortitas y baja cuando quieras, cariñín.
00:03:55¿Qué tú has hecho?
00:03:57Lo que era necesario.
00:03:59Algún día me lo agradecerá.
00:04:01Lo mismitico me dijo el tipo que me redujo la cabeza.
00:04:08¿Qué quieres?
00:04:09¿Una medalla?
00:04:10Lo hiciste muy bien, chavalote.
00:04:12Sigue con tu rollo.
00:04:19¡Sí!
00:04:22¡Vampiro!
00:04:23¡Vampiro!
00:04:24¡Un humano!
00:04:27¿Quién eres?
00:04:28¿Y cómo has encontrado este sitio?
00:04:30Ah, soy Jonathan.
00:04:31Y estábamos hablando de Tranky con unos amigos.
00:04:33¿Y quién eres?
00:04:34¿Y cómo has encontrado este sitio?
00:04:36Ah, soy Jonathan.
00:04:37Y estábamos hablando de Tranky con unos amigos.
00:04:39Y me contaron una historia sobre un bosque espeluznante.
00:04:44¿Y quién no quiere perderse en un bosque espeluznante, no?
00:04:49Entonces veo a unos tíos ardiendo con cara de memos.
00:04:54Y los he seguido a un castillo alucinante.
00:04:59Pero hay que ser listo.
00:05:01Nada de fogatas ni fuegos artificiales.
00:05:04¿Cuántos habéis venido?
00:05:05Solo yo.
00:05:06Me gusta ir a mi bola.
00:05:07Se conoce un montón de gente flipante en los albergues.
00:05:09Por cierto, hablando de flipar, ¡esta capa mola mazo!
00:05:12¿Tenéis una fiesta de disfraces o qué?
00:05:14¿Qué he hecho?
00:05:15Todo esto es culpa mía.
00:05:17Tienes que irte.
00:05:19¡Oh, no!
00:05:20Disculpe, una de sus pirañas del lago es una boluda.
00:05:23Se comió a mi cuñada.
00:05:24Pensé quitar la tienda.
00:05:26Señor Drácula, reservamos una habitación con vistas a la piscina.
00:05:29La habitación está bien, queremos un masaje.
00:05:31¿Dónde?
00:05:33¿Tienen piedras calientes?
00:05:35En un momento, señor Idraverg.
00:05:36¡Eso es!
00:05:37¡Señorita Idraverg!
00:05:40¿Qué ocurre, colega?
00:05:41¡Es bastante chungo respirar aquí aplastados!
00:05:43¿Oye?
00:05:44¿Cómo ha ido con mi visita?
00:05:45¿Eh?
00:05:46¿Dónde estás?
00:05:50¡Hala, tío!
00:05:51Esta habitación es muy pequeña para un castillo tan grande.
00:05:53No hay cama, pero fíjate qué recogedoras tan flipantes te dan.
00:05:56¡Calla, mamarracho!
00:05:57¿Qué armas llevas ahí y en tu equipaje?
00:05:59¿Tus tridentes?
00:06:02¡No puedo respirar!
00:06:03¡Me está matando!
00:06:04Sí, me parece que ya es hora de hacer la colada.
00:06:07¿Qué es esto?
00:06:08¿Un instrumento de tortura?
00:06:09¿Un controlador mental secreto?
00:06:11¡No verás dos pensamientos!
00:06:13¡Nada de eso!
00:06:14Tío, si solo es música.
00:06:15¡Prueba!
00:06:19¡Me está arropando el alma!
00:06:23¿Qué? ¡Pero si esto es un temazo!
00:06:25¡No me seas viejanes!
00:06:26Tienes que irte.
00:06:27Ningún humano ha entrado jamás en este castillo.
00:06:30Y si alguien te viera aquí dentro, arruinarías la seguridad del hotel.
00:06:33¡El santuario!
00:06:35¡Nadie volvería nunca jamás!
00:06:37¡Cómo mola, tío!
00:06:39¡Nadie volvería nunca jamás!
00:06:41¡Me encanta la voz de Brácula que pones! ¡Es lo más!
00:06:44¡Y Mavis!
00:06:45Si te ve, sabrá que le he mentido.
00:06:49¿Quién es Mavis? ¿Es su habitación?
00:06:50No me importa compartirla.
00:06:51Crecí con sus hermanos, estoy acostumbrado.
00:06:53No puedo matarlo.
00:06:54Haría retroceder a los monstruos cientos de años.
00:06:56Una vez en Hamburgo compartí con un tío al que le pillé robándome el champú.
00:06:59Le dije, afloja, tío, y me lanzó una maceta.
00:07:01Pero fue guay.
00:07:02¿Qué tonterías estás diciendo?
00:07:03¿Qué?
00:07:04¡Hala!
00:07:05Pero, tío, ¡qué flipantes estos disfraces!
00:07:07Disfraces...
00:07:09¿Qué pasa?
00:07:10Lo siento, tío, pero no puedo vivir sin la mochila.
00:07:12Es que ahí está todo lo que tengo.
00:07:13Se quedará aquí.
00:07:14Vale, es que me encanta mi mochila.
00:07:17¿Qué haces?
00:07:18¡Me haces en el pelo! ¡Espera!
00:07:21¡Date casquillas!
00:07:22¡Espera ya, tío!
00:07:23¡Espera ya, tío!
00:07:28¡Flipad todos! ¡Soy Amiri Frankie!
00:07:30Sí, hola.
00:07:31¡Miradme!
00:07:32No pasa nada de nada. No hay ningún problema.
00:07:34Es un monstruo más.
00:07:35¡Hala, colega! ¿Cómo se le ocurrió a la peña?
00:07:37¿Por qué me llevas a la puerta? ¿Nos vamos?
00:07:40¡Bonjour, Dracula!
00:07:42¡Ey, Chaputo! ¿Cómo lo llevas?
00:07:44Ahora no, Quasimodo.
00:07:48¿Qué?
00:07:49No seas absurdo.
00:07:51¡No es humano! ¡Es Mr. Dracula!
00:07:54¡Qué ridícula! ¡Soy yo!
00:07:57¡Otra en la bandeja!
00:07:58¡Los dedos del lagarto!
00:08:00¿Dedos del lagarto? ¡Pedí croquetas de francreas!
00:08:02¡Bajaguero! ¡Te dije que no le gustan los dedos del lagarto!
00:08:05¿Qué es lo que usted dijo?
00:08:06¡Hala! ¡Qué chulada de disfraz!
00:08:10¡Me tenéis que contar la verdad, tíos!
00:08:12¿Cómo os lo montáis, colegas?
00:08:14En serio, parece tan real como si pudiera atravesarlo con la mano.
00:08:18¿Pero tú de qué vas?
00:08:20¿Es de verdad? ¿Eres de verdad?
00:08:22Sí, y te voy a dar de verdad.
00:08:24¡Saca las manos de dentro de mi mujer!
00:08:47¡Aaaah! ¡Aaaah! ¡Aaaah! ¡Aaaah!
00:09:07¡Ay, niña, no sabíamos nada de ti!
00:09:08¡Creíamos que aún estabas fuera!
00:09:10No, que va. No sé por qué me empeñé en salir.
00:09:12Los humanos son super... aburridos.
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:18Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:20Oh!
00:09:21Oh!
00:09:22Oh!
00:09:23Maybe, cielo, estas bien?
00:09:24Si, creo que si.
00:09:25Que fuerte.
00:09:26Oh, me duele el tarro.
00:09:27Um, y ese quien es?
00:09:28Quien es quien?
00:09:29Oh, ah, ese, ese es nadie.
00:09:30Venga, papa.
00:09:31Papa?
00:09:32Si, ya lo se, es la hija de Dracula.
00:09:33Todos flipan al principio.
00:09:34Dracula?
00:09:35Genial, tenemos que irnos.
00:09:36Ah, por favor, no me mates, soy demasiado joven, me queda mucho mundo por ver, te encontraras
00:09:54para seis conciertos de Lady Gaga, me los pido.
00:10:01Cállate de una vez, no puedo pensar con todo ese ruido que armas, lo siento Tito, vuélvete
00:10:06a dormir.
00:10:07Ahora, vas a chuparme la sangre?
00:10:10Ah, la clásica paranoia humana, la sangre de los humanos tiene mucha grasa y está llena
00:10:15de microbios.
00:10:16Entonces, Drácula no bebe sangre?
00:10:18No, usa un sustituto sanguíneo, sangre baja en colesterol o sangre light, casi no hay
00:10:23diferencia.
00:10:24O sea, wow, que eres el auténtico conde Drácula, el de, soy Drácula, be, be, be.
00:10:30Yo no he hecho en mi vida esa ridiculez, be, be, be, no se de donde ha salido eso.
00:10:35¿Me puedes explicar qué es exactamente este sitio?
00:10:38¿Qué es este sitio?
00:10:44Es un santuario que construí para todos los monstruos que acechan en las sombras, ocultiándose
00:10:50de la persecución de la especie humana.
00:10:52Un refugio para que ellos y sus familias puedan cobijarse y ser ellos mismos.
00:10:56Un lugar sin antorchas, tridentes y multitudes enfurecidas, un remanso de paz, relajación
00:11:02y tranquilidad.
00:11:04Ya, un hotel para monstruos, ¿no?
00:11:07Sí, exacto, un hotel para monstruos.
00:11:10Muy bien resumido.
00:11:11Y ahora, súbete a mi espalda, nos vamos.
00:11:15¡Wala, tío, eres un murciélago!
00:11:17Siempre he querido volar.
00:11:18¿Cómo es?
00:11:19¡Menuda movida!
00:11:20Espera, espera, no quiero irme.
00:11:21Quiero que Frankenstein me firme el disfraz.
00:11:23¿Puedo conocer al Hombre Invisible?
00:11:24Oye, si meto la mano en la boca del Hombre Invisible, ¿desaparecería?
00:11:27Hola.
00:11:28Babies, ¿qué haces, mi dulce naranjita sanguínea?
00:11:31Nuestro amigo Jazz estaba yendo.
00:11:33Me estaba echando por la ventana.
00:11:36Este chico está divertido.
00:11:37Uy, mira, tienes algo en la cara.
00:11:39Sígueme la corriente si quieres volver a ver tu querida mochila.
00:11:45¡Wow!
00:11:46Espera, ¿entonces no llevabas ropa cuando eras una murcielaguita?
00:11:49¿O era de la talla murcielaguita?
00:11:51Pero a ver, ¿quién es este tío?
00:11:53Vampirita mía, recuerda, es tu cumpleaños.
00:11:56Y ya sabes que papi quiere que tengas la fiesta más súper especial de tu vida.
00:12:01Y para eso, bueno, necesitaba ayuda.
00:12:04Necesitabas ayuda.
00:12:05Vale, mira, yo soy muy bueno, pero he pensado que sería aún más súper especial
00:12:10si alguien más de tu edad ayudaba a planear la fiesta.
00:12:13¿Tienes mi edad?
00:12:14Claro.
00:12:15¿Y cuántos años tienes tú?
00:12:16Ciento dieciocho.
00:12:17¡Ciento dieciocho!
00:12:19Sí, yo tengo ciento veintiuno.
00:12:21¿En serio?
00:12:23¿Lo ves?
00:12:24Todo es muy, muy normal.
00:12:26Estoy organizando una fiesta y él me ayuda.
00:12:29¡Mi señor, hay una emergencia!
00:12:31¡Ahora no!
00:12:32¿No te has dado cuenta de que estamos en medio de algo muy normal?
00:12:35Un momento, ¿qué es lo que está pasando aquí?
00:12:37¿Hay una emergencia en tu hotel del alma y no corres a solucionarla?
00:12:40¿Por qué?
00:12:41¿Es por él?
00:12:42¡Wow! ¡Qué careto tengo!
00:12:44No, huesitos, por supuesto que no es por él.
00:12:47Bien, pues ve a ocuparte de esa emergencia y yo le haré compañía.
00:12:50¡No! ¡Eso sería lo peor!
00:12:52¿Qué?
00:12:53O sea, porque necesita tiempo para organizar.
00:12:55Y si le haces compañía, no organiza nada.
00:12:58Y si está en compañía, entonces la organización no se organiza.
00:13:02Eso está bueno.
00:13:03¡Cállate!
00:13:04Vale, pues si luego no tienes que organizar, pasamos un rato juntos.
00:13:08Eso está hecho.
00:13:09Sí, ¿has oído? Está hecho.
00:13:11Así que pasaréis un rato juntos.
00:13:13Hasta luego, cielito mío.
00:13:15Muy bien.
00:13:16Vale, no vais a pasar ningún rato juntos, porque te largas.
00:13:19Bueno, si has dicho lo contrario.
00:13:24¡Pero mi señor, la emergencia!
00:13:26Sí, gata.
00:13:32¡Qué pestazo, macho!
00:13:37¿A dónde vamos?
00:13:38A deshacernos de ti a través de un túnel secreto para que ella no nos vea.
00:13:43¿Puedo preguntarte una cosa? ¿Es verdad eso del ajo?
00:13:46Sí, no puedo comerlo, se me irrita la garganta.
00:13:49Ah, ¿la sacan el corazón?
00:13:51Sí, bueno, ¿a quién no le mataría eso?
00:14:01Ah, es aquí.
00:14:06Uy, perdone, me he perdido un poco.
00:14:08Lo siento, ya sé que soy una de miel.
00:14:10Vuelvan a hacer lo que estuviesen haciendo.
00:14:17No vengo mucho por aquí, y se hizo como salida de emergencia por si los humanos nos invaden.
00:14:22Soy el primer humano que viene aquí, ¿eh?
00:14:24¡Cómo mola!
00:14:26Bien, bien, creo que ya lo he encontrado.
00:14:32¡Ah! ¡Me salió Dios!
00:14:33Lo siento muchísimo, culpo mío.
00:14:35¿Pero estáis chalados o qué?
00:14:39¡Guau, tío, cómo mola todo esto!
00:14:41Genial, ahora no me vendría mal un poco de silencio.
00:14:47¡No!
00:14:50Bien, a la tercera bola.
00:14:58¡Drac!
00:15:00Sí, Franky.
00:15:01¿Qué estabais haciendo, colega?
00:15:03No te muevas.
00:15:04¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué estáis haciendo vosotros?
00:15:06Vamos a ensayar la canción para la fiesta, y esos pingaones nos dejan el chiringuito.
00:15:10Vale, soltad al zombie Mozart, Bach y Beethoven en este mismo instante.
00:15:17¿Has podido ensayar algo, zombie Beethoven?
00:15:22Maestro, queríamos tocar algo juntos, como en los viejos tiempos.
00:15:25Tú podrías cantar con nosotros.
00:15:27Venga ya, chicos, ya sabéis que no canto en público desde lo de Marta.
00:15:31Pero seguro que a Mavis le encantaría.
00:15:33¡He dicho que no!
00:15:34¡No me lo creáis más!
00:15:36Ahora dadles una chuchón a los zombies y todos amigos.
00:15:39Ozu, qué gusto te ha metido.
00:15:41No, no me ha asustado, solo intentaba ser amable.
00:15:43Hey, ¿qué haces aquí? Pensaba que estabas organizando.
00:15:46No, ¿no me has dicho cómo te llamas?
00:15:48Me llamo Mavis.
00:15:49Mavis, qué nombre más bonito.
00:15:51Sí, lo escogió mi madre.
00:15:53¿Y tú? ¿Me vas a decir cómo te llamas tú?
00:15:56¿Yo? Eh, ¿mi nombre? Buena pregunta.
00:16:00Obviamente soy Frankenstein.
00:16:02No señor, Frankenstein es mi tío, ese de allí, el que está abrazando a zombie Mozart.
00:16:07Claro, por supuesto que es tu tío.
00:16:09Bueno, es que yo no soy ese Frankenstein, soy su primo.
00:16:14¿Johnny Stein?
00:16:15¿Johnny Stein?
00:16:16¡Hola, baby!
00:16:20¿Quién es ese?
00:16:22Estos monstruos van a matarme.
00:16:24No mientras crean que eres un monstruo.
00:16:26¿Eh?
00:16:27Eso es un poco racista.
00:16:28Ya lo hablaremos.
00:16:32¿Es que se está burlando de mí?
00:16:34No, no, por supuesto que no, lo que pasa es que él es...
00:16:36¿Es tu primo, Johnny Stein?
00:16:38Sí, sí, sí.
00:16:39Yo no tengo ningún primo.
00:16:41No, no, claro que sí, es tu primo sexto, primo hermano de tu tío abuelo.
00:16:44Por parte de brazo.
00:16:45¿Tú tienes primo?
00:16:47Frank, si tu brazo hablara, te diría que el dueño original de tu brazo tenía un hermano.
00:16:51Que se casó con una mujer.
00:16:52Que fue...
00:16:53¿Por estrangular a un cerdo?
00:16:54¿Que tengo sangre de estrangulamiento en mi brazo?
00:16:56¡Oh, cómo mola! ¡Encantado de conocerte, primito!
00:17:01¿Y qué te trae por aquí, Johnny?
00:17:02¡Ah! ¿Qué ha sido eso?
00:17:03Oh, perdona, debería carraspear antes de hablar. Da igual.
00:17:06¿Qué te trae por aquí?
00:17:07Oh, ah... ¿Organizar la fiesta?
00:17:10Sí, he contratado al señor Stein aquí presente para ayudarme con el cumpleaños de Mavis.
00:17:15¡Un momento! ¿Tú has pedido que te ayuden?
00:17:18¿Marqués me tementó?
00:17:19¡Esconde! Y sí, he pensado que tener a alguien de la misma generación que Mavis sería útil.
00:17:24Sí, le faltaba una perspectiva más chachi.
00:17:27Pues don Dinosaurio aquí presente quería que estos pringados empolvados tocaran en la fiesta.
00:17:34Pensamos que podíamos animar un poquito la cosa.
00:17:36¡Hala! ¿Todos tocáis? ¡Vamos a ver cómo suena!
00:17:42Nena, tu gran momento ya llegó
00:17:49Si parece que fue ayer que comías mosquitos
00:17:55Y ahora te hartas de ratón
00:17:58Dampándolo en plan doritos
00:18:02Dime, ¿dónde ha ido el tiempo, nena?
00:18:07¡Vale, vale, vale! ¡Un momento, chicos! ¡Parad!
00:18:09Es graciosa, pero un poco retro.
00:18:11¡Sí! Gracias, Johnny.
00:18:13Tenéis que meterle mucha más marcha.
00:18:15¡Dejadme que os enseñe!
00:18:16¡Hombre nuevo, troncazo! ¡Tócame un temazo!
00:18:19¡Dos, tres, cuatro!
00:18:20Vampirita con flequillín
00:18:22Tus colmillos más cecilín
00:18:24Princesita tú vas a reinar
00:18:26Con 118 ya es mayor de edad
00:18:29Venga, venga, venga, venga, venga, venga, venga, venga
00:18:31¡Mayor de edad!
00:18:32¡Español de edad!
00:18:33¡Mayor de edad!
00:18:35¡Ataque plancha!
00:18:40¡Flipante!
00:18:41¡Estoy alucinando ahora mismo!
00:18:43¡Mi querido primito va a montar la mejor fiesta del mundo!
00:18:48¡Yala! ¡A lo mejor me consigue unas amiguitas!
00:18:51¡Me encantan los rumis y los santos!
00:18:53No vamos a hacer nada de eso.
00:18:54Hay que seguir el programa previsto, ¿de acuerdo?
00:18:56Vale, papá, de acuerdo.
00:18:57Johnny, ven tú también.
00:18:58No lo sé.
00:19:07N-27
00:19:09N-27
00:19:21G-61
00:19:23G-61
00:19:24G-61
00:19:27¡Venga, venga!
00:19:29¿Cómo se atreve? ¿Usted no me ha visto en mi reality?
00:19:32A mí que me registren.
00:19:35¿Adiós?
00:19:36¿Fuera?
00:19:40¿Nadar?
00:19:41¡Penis!
00:19:42¿Potar?
00:19:43¡Potajontas!
00:19:44¡Harry Potter!
00:19:45No, no era una pista.
00:19:55¡Gafas!
00:19:56¿Gafas?
00:19:57¡Gafas bailando!
00:19:58¡Gafas corriendo!
00:20:00¡Toma el dinero y corre!
00:20:01Oh, vaya, es que siempre lo adivinan.
00:20:25I'm illegal, man.
00:20:26I'm illegal, man.
00:20:27I'm illegal, man.
00:20:28Yeah!
00:20:31A mí que me registren.
00:20:34Y atrás, y arriba, y adelante, y girando.
00:20:37Y atrás, y arriba, y girando, y adelante.
00:20:45No, no repitais eso.
00:20:47Y atrás, y arriba, y girando.
00:20:50I don't know what they're going to do to me.
00:20:54A caguet morro de alce bubonico
00:20:56con pasta de cucaracha
00:20:58y gelatina de ratón.
00:21:00Ah, y nada de grasa.
00:21:02Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula.
00:21:04Le preparo una tortilla?
00:21:06No, no, no. Tengo hambre.
00:21:08¿Qué? ¿Esmeralda aún lo hueles?
00:21:10¡Humanos!
00:21:12¡Tengo hambre!
00:21:14Oh, Johnny. ¿De verdad has estado en tus remolinos?
00:21:16Anda ya. Es el destino ansiado por todo monstruo.
00:21:18Me encantaría ir.
00:21:20¿Sabes qué? ¡Quiero 50 tortillas!
00:21:22¡Ya le has oído!
00:21:26¿Cómo llevas lo de las multitudes?
00:21:28Bueno, la verdad es que se pone hasta arriba en verano.
00:21:30Pero ya sabes, hay que pasar.
00:21:32Er sabe pasar. Mola que pase.
00:21:34Sí, sí, mola. Mira, sanguijuelita.
00:21:36Plato favorito. Una tostada con mantechilla.
00:21:38¡Santa serna!
00:21:40Gracias, papá. Johnny, prueba la mantechilla.
00:21:42¡Es flipante! ¡Qué guay!
00:21:44Pero tengo intolerancia a la mantechilla.
00:21:46Así que voy a pasar.
00:21:48Claro, claro. Johnny, vamos a activar un poquito los detalles de la fiesta.
00:21:50¿Qué haces?
00:21:52Si descubren que eres humano, te convertirán en mierda de mono.
00:21:54Afloja. Nadie sospecha nada.
00:21:56Mira, tío, aquí lo único raro que hay son tus cuchicheos.
00:22:00¡Se acabó!
00:22:02Finge que tienes muchas ganas de tirarte a la piscina.
00:22:04Luego dices que te has dañado la espalda y te largas.
00:22:10¡Qué bien la vamos a pasar! ¡Yujú!
00:22:12¡Ay, tíos! ¡Ay, mi espalda!
00:22:14¡A tu espalda!
00:22:16No, no. Ha dicho, ¡Ay, mi espalda!
00:22:18¡Súbete a mi espalda! ¡Vámonos!
00:22:20¡Allá vamos! ¡Pelea, caballito! ¡A por ellos!
00:22:22¡Pelea, caballito!
00:22:26¡Eres nuestro, Johnny! ¡Te vamos a odiar!
00:22:28Uy, sí. Eso ya lo veremos, babycita bonita.
00:22:34¡Vamos! ¡Ya basta de monerías!
00:22:36¡Se acabaron las peleas de caballitos!
00:22:44¡Los daño!
00:22:46¡Lo tengo controlado! ¡Los Stein! ¡Hemos nacido para esto!
00:22:50¡ERRÓNIMO!
00:23:02¡Niño! ¿Por qué habéis hecho eso?
00:23:04Es que me estaba bañando y se me ha quedado cacahuete.
00:23:06El agua estaba muy fría.
00:23:10Johnny, el maquillaje. ¡El maquillaje!
00:23:14Wow, man! I guess Dracula wanted to swim a little.
00:23:30Bomb!
00:23:45Aaaaaah!
00:23:56You've annoyed them well, kid.
00:23:58I told you to get out of the way or you'll take my hotel to ruin if they find out.
00:24:02Maybe what happens is that you're jealous that people are finally having fun.
00:24:05What? That's not having fun.
00:24:07Everyone running, jumping, swimming without a condom. That's the opposite of having fun.
00:24:11Do you know what having fun is?
00:24:13I invented having fun.
00:24:14What a waste of immortality, mate.
00:24:17Tell me, you don't remember anything about this meeting.
00:24:23You don't remember the hotel or the monsters you've met.
00:24:28Now go and never come back.
00:24:32Wait, never come back to the hotel?
00:24:34What? I told you to forget about the hotel.
00:24:37I just used my powers to erase your memory.
00:24:39I looked you in the eye.
00:24:41Maybe the lenses didn't work.
00:24:42The what?
00:24:43Those plastic things that help me see better.
00:24:45Look, I'm going to try to take them off very quickly.
00:24:47It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:24:50I almost have it.
00:24:51Stop doing that, please.
00:24:52Stop. Fingers out of the eyeballs.
00:24:54Enough!
00:24:55Listen to me.
00:24:57You're never going to come back here.
00:24:59You have to get away and never talk to humans about this place.
00:25:03Or I'll look for you wherever you are.
00:25:05And I'll suck every liter of blood out of your body
00:25:08until you look like a swollen pig.
00:25:13Disappear.
00:25:20Why did you have to kick me, mate?
00:25:22It could have been great.
00:25:23The guy ruined everything.
00:25:24Suck my blood.
00:25:26I should have said,
00:25:27I'm old!
00:25:28I should have kicked him in the face.
00:25:31Oh, my God!
00:25:32Count Dracula, please don't kill me.
00:25:33I'm going, I'm going.
00:25:37Follow me.
00:25:38Oh, no, no, Mavis, I can't.
00:25:40I have to go.
00:25:41Are you sure?
00:25:42It'll be fun.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:53Your father won't see me, will he?
00:25:58Wow!
00:26:03Wow!
00:26:09Wow, what a view from here.
00:26:11I can almost see Budapest.
00:26:13Budapest?
00:26:14Is it near Hawaii?
00:26:16Huh?
00:26:17Oh, you mean Hawaii.
00:26:18Yes, those islands are amazing.
00:26:19I went to a music festival there.
00:26:21A human music festival?
00:26:23Uh, I think so.
00:26:25And did they bite your ankles
00:26:26and pass you the garlic bread on your face?
00:26:28No.
00:26:29Well, a guy gave him a bigger bite
00:26:30than I expected in my sandwich,
00:26:31but it was because of the heat.
00:26:32It's amazing.
00:26:33You've been everywhere.
00:26:34Well, what are you going to do if I don't?
00:26:36Stay at home?
00:26:37Don't explore?
00:26:38Don't go out to see the world?
00:26:39I'm only going to have, uh,
00:26:40121 years once in my life.
00:26:43I have to live.
00:26:45Yes.
00:26:48Amazing.
00:26:49Sunrise here must be amazing.
00:26:52Ow!
00:26:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:54You've probably never seen sunrise, have you?
00:26:56The truth is, no.
00:26:57Why?
00:26:58Come, I have an idea.
00:27:00Observe.
00:27:02Ah.
00:27:24Ah.
00:27:26Ah.
00:27:27I told you guys we'd have fun.
00:27:30Is this the best there is?
00:27:35Yes, I'm sweating like crazy.
00:27:37And Johnny's got everything ready for the party,
00:27:39and he's the biggest.
00:27:40What's up with that guy?
00:27:41It looks like Mavis is having a great time with him.
00:27:44Having a great time?
00:27:45How?
00:27:46Please.
00:27:47Mavis could never be with someone of that class.
00:27:50What?
00:27:51Of that class?
00:27:52Isn't our class enough for you, Your Excellency?
00:27:56No, no, no, Frank.
00:27:57I mean, I meant that she wouldn't be interested in someone
00:28:00with that long, red hair.
00:28:02Ah, what's wrong with red hair?
00:28:04Why are you getting angry?
00:28:05Because I'm red-haired.
00:28:07And how did you want me to know?
00:28:21This is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:28:28Johnny!
00:28:29Come on, guys, calm down.
00:28:31This doesn't make any sense anymore because Johnny's gone.
00:28:34What do you mean he's gone?
00:28:35Yes, he said he didn't like Mavis or any of us.
00:28:40Hi.
00:28:41He must have thought twice.
00:28:53How can you still be here, pal?
00:28:55Don't you get it?
00:28:56Horrible things are going to happen to you.
00:28:58I have to get my head in order.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02You see those tables?
00:29:03You're going to spend the whole day pushing them and placing them,
00:29:06Mr. Party Organizer.
00:29:08Oh, fantastic.
00:29:09How cool.
00:29:10Now I know how your daughter feels.
00:29:20Enough, enough.
00:29:21Enough.
00:29:22To the corner and face the wall.
00:29:23Face the wall?
00:29:24Hey, I'm an adult.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31Table 57, please move to position 23.
00:29:34Wow.
00:29:38How cool.
00:29:39Face the wall.
00:29:4017 to 48.
00:29:4216 to 47.
00:29:4319 to 50.
00:29:45Oh, awesome.
00:29:47Let me work.
00:29:4829 to 35.
00:29:5042 to 18.
00:29:5110 to 44.
00:29:5331 to 23.
00:29:5439 to 24.
00:29:5536, up.
00:29:5629 to 35.
00:30:0531 to 19.
00:30:1324, up.
00:30:147 to 25.
00:30:1514 to 30.
00:30:24Hey, where are you going, old man?
00:30:26You're out of luck, Aladín de Facotilla.
00:30:28You're going to die.
00:30:2956 and 43 to my flanks.
00:30:42Get ready to cry, backpackers.
00:30:47Did you see that, buddy?
00:30:49Oh, how impressive.
00:30:53Yes.
00:30:54Keep looking.
00:30:55You catch the human.
00:30:56And I'll do with him a slice of human flesh.
00:31:0227, 45, 65, 76, 48.
00:31:05Block him, block him.
00:31:15That's awesome, buddy.
00:31:17Awesome.
00:31:24Hold on, buddy.
00:31:28My bag.
00:31:29People want to eat.
00:31:43Did you see that?
00:31:44But what is this?
00:31:45A disarmament?
00:31:47Buddy, I have to admit.
00:31:49That was fun.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53The fun we were talking about before.
00:31:55We nailed it.
00:31:57Johnny?
00:32:01Quasimodo.
00:32:10Baby, why are you still up?
00:32:12The sun has risen.
00:32:13I could kill you, my dear.
00:32:15I couldn't sleep.
00:32:16Do you know where Johnny is?
00:32:17I don't know.
00:32:18Why do you want to know?
00:32:20Do you like him?
00:32:21What?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Come on, dad.
00:32:24It's very strange and clumsy.
00:32:25It's like...
00:32:26Are you really an idiot or do you think you're irresistible?
00:32:30Wait a minute.
00:32:32Have you located Quasimodo?
00:32:34Yes.
00:32:35They were walking around the vestibule towards the kitchen.
00:32:36I want you to stop them immediately.
00:32:38Yes, my lord.
00:32:39Rauco and Veloso.
00:32:46Dance.
00:32:47Dance.
00:32:51What does all this mean?
00:32:52Let me through.
00:32:53Quasimodo López, come with us.
00:32:57I had the jacket open.
00:33:02Look, honey.
00:33:03At your age, there is no love.
00:33:05Mom was my age?
00:33:06The aunt says that mom kissed you first because you were afraid to take the first step.
00:33:10Yes, yes, yes.
00:33:11Forget about me, mom and kisses.
00:33:13Dad, at some point I'm going to get married.
00:33:15I can't stay here forever.
00:33:16What?
00:33:17Why not?
00:33:18But the fangs have just grown.
00:33:46Quasi gana otra vez.
00:33:48Cuando mejor robas la ropa, caes en tu loma.
00:33:57But why that sudden interest?
00:33:59Every time we talked about love, it was always,
00:34:01Dad, that's disgusting.
00:34:03Dad, I don't want to know anything about that.
00:34:05I don't know.
00:34:07My lord.
00:34:08He has sneaked into the kitchen.
00:34:09What?
00:34:10He has sneaked into the kitchen.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12He has sneaked into the kitchen.
00:34:14He has sneaked into the kitchen.
00:34:15What?
00:34:16Can you tell me what I have to pay you for?
00:34:17I'm sorry, my lord.
00:34:18I have to go.
00:34:20He doesn't pay me.
00:34:25Before they kill me, please.
00:34:27Can I talk to my backpack one more time?
00:34:29I want to say goodbye to it as it deserves.
00:34:31Hello, Mr. Dracula.
00:34:33Silence, husband.
00:34:34Now you help him?
00:34:36What's between you and that hand?
00:34:38It's not a hand.
00:34:39It's a stein.
00:34:40It's true, dwarf.
00:34:41I'm a stein.
00:34:42If it's a monster,
00:34:43let's see how it scares Esmeralda.
00:34:46You're right.
00:34:47I'll stop it.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:50Let's go.
00:35:01A human!
00:35:03A human!
00:35:04Mr. Dracula,
00:35:05a human has fallen!
00:35:12Help!
00:35:13Someone help!
00:35:25Hey, thanks a lot for saving me.
00:35:27That guy is crazy!
00:35:28He wanted to eat me!
00:35:29That only happened to me on another occasion.
00:35:31A pirate at a Metallica concert.
00:35:33There's something I want to show you.
00:35:43Wow!
00:35:44Now we're at a funeral?
00:35:46Oh, of course not.
00:35:47It's your bed.
00:35:49So creepy and cool.
00:35:52Wow!
00:35:53I know her!
00:35:54I saw that picture in the ruins of Lubov.
00:35:56It's my favorite castle.
00:35:57There's a legend about that lady.
00:35:59A legend?
00:36:02Lady Lubov.
00:36:03The story goes that a lonely count
00:36:05met her by chance
00:36:06and they say that there haven't been
00:36:08two more souls made for each other.
00:36:10They went to live in Lubov's castle
00:36:12and had a baby.
00:36:13But then,
00:36:14a horrible tragedy happened.
00:36:16One night, mysteriously,
00:36:18a fire started in which they both died.
00:36:22When I was in the castle,
00:36:24I could still feel the power of her love.
00:36:26They say it's as if a soul
00:36:28was still trapped in the same ruins.
00:36:32The legend is wrong.
00:36:35It was just
00:36:36a dream.
00:36:37It's not wrong.
00:36:39It was just
00:36:40the woman who died.
00:36:50And it's not a mystery
00:36:52who killed her.
00:36:55It was your kind who killed her.
00:37:01Hide.
00:37:02I'll take care of this.
00:37:05Vampire!
00:37:08No!
00:37:09Martha!
00:37:12They are the true monsters.
00:37:23I built this hotel for my beloved
00:37:25to protect our daughter.
00:37:27As a father,
00:37:28you do whatever it takes
00:37:29to protect your family.
00:37:31Even if you have to betray her trust.
00:37:35But now,
00:37:37maybe she feels something for you.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40Yes?
00:37:41It's just that...
00:37:44Phenomenal.
00:37:45Don't worry.
00:37:46You're a good person.
00:37:48If the world were different,
00:37:49maybe it would be possible.
00:37:51Drac, we're in the 21st century.
00:37:53People have changed a lot since then.
00:37:55Can you assure me that if we came to light,
00:37:57everyone would accept us?
00:37:59Everyone?
00:38:03No.
00:38:04You're right.
00:38:06This time I'm really going.
00:38:08You can say that I had an emergency
00:38:10or that Mrs. Glemming ate me,
00:38:12or whatever.
00:38:13No, no, no.
00:38:14I don't want to ruin her birthday.
00:38:16You can run away when it's all over.
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:22The last thing I wanted was to hurt Mavis.
00:38:25Or you.
00:38:27You know,
00:38:28like Frankenstein,
00:38:29you're not the bomb.
00:38:30But you'd be a great vampire.
00:38:33Really?
00:38:34Because I can put your eyes in a friki.
00:38:36What a man.
00:38:37We'll see.
00:38:38Watch out,
00:38:39because you are under my power.
00:38:41I order you to be the werewolf man.
00:38:46I have too many children.
00:38:49If someone scratches me,
00:38:50I have fleas.
00:38:52As he is a werewolf, he has many.
00:38:54Don't explain it,
00:38:55if he doesn't lose his grace.
00:39:04I am the werewolf.
00:39:18And who wants to wake up?
00:39:19The ordinal Count who wakes up all of us.
00:39:24Shut up or I'll cut your tongue.
00:39:25I don't shut up.
00:39:26The party is today.
00:39:34Oh
00:39:46Pues no estoy nada mal
00:40:04Oh
00:40:26Esta es guapísima gracias gracias por la fiesta de claro te gustan mis detallitos
00:40:34Oh
00:40:52Es fantástico
00:40:54Oh
00:41:24Oh
00:41:35Oye maybes ahora mismo estoy locamente aterrado
00:41:39Tal vez sea algo bueno
00:41:52Como has podido después de compartir mi dolor contigo pero si yo
00:41:56Papá solo ha sido un beso
00:41:57No, no puedes besar a nadie
00:41:58Puedo hacer lo que me dé la gana
00:42:00Ya no tengo 83 años me puede gustar a alguien o pudiera ver el mundo otra vez
00:42:04¿Qué? Ya lo viste dijiste que no te gustó
00:42:06Me gustaría darle otra oportunidad al pueblo
00:42:08A lo mejor tengo que aprender a pasar como hace Johnny
00:42:11No, no, no puedes volver a ese pueblo otra vez
00:42:13Convénteles de que podemos ser amigos
00:42:15No, eso no es posible
00:42:16No puedes estar tan seguro todo depende de la actitud
00:42:18No, eso no cambiará nada
00:42:20¿Cómo lo sabes?
00:42:20Porque no
00:42:21¿Por qué no cambiará?
00:42:21Porque ese pueblo en realidad no existe
00:42:28¿Qué significa que no existe?
00:42:31¿Qué has hecho?
00:42:32He hecho lo que tenía que hacer
00:42:35¿Y qué era? ¿Qué es lo que tenías que hacer exactamente?
00:42:38¡Dímelo!
00:42:41Yo...
00:42:42Yo construí el pueblo
00:42:44El personal del hotel lo montó
00:42:46Los... los zombies se disfrazaron de la gente del pueblo
00:42:51Por favor, es que...
00:42:53Si realmente salieras a ver mundo y te pasara algo
00:42:56No... no podría soportarlo
00:42:59Pero sí puedes con esto
00:43:00Mintiéndome, engañándome
00:43:02Encerrándome aquí para siempre sabiendo que mi sueño es marcharme
00:43:09¿Oso?
00:43:13¡Habla en cristiano!
00:43:15¡Tu voz me taladra el cerebro!
00:43:17Yo hablo petrificado
00:43:19Dice que Drácula ha traído a un humano al hotel
00:43:23¿Un humano?
00:43:24¡Quédate, flaca!
00:43:27Dice, ahí está el ser humano
00:43:29Tiene acento francés
00:43:36Johnny no es un humano
00:43:37Es mi primo por parte de brazo
00:43:38¡Mentiroso!
00:43:39Sí, ¿y por qué se hurga la nariz?
00:43:43Dice, es una larga historia
00:43:45¡Eh! ¡Déjame! ¡No! ¡Suéltame! ¡Suéltame!
00:43:50Dice, voilà el ser humano
00:43:55¡No me lo creo!
00:44:02¿Es verdad?
00:44:04¿Eres un humano?
00:44:07Sí
00:44:09Lo siento mucho
00:44:12No me importa
00:44:13Sigo queriendo estar contigo
00:44:24Pues vaya palo
00:44:26Porque yo no quiero estar contigo
00:44:28Porque eres un monstruo
00:44:30Y yo odio a los monstruos
00:44:33¡Adiós!
00:44:35¡No me mires!
00:44:38¡No me mires!
00:44:40¡Todo esto es por tu culpa!
00:45:00¡Ay, mi madre!
00:45:01¡El Conde Carápola!
00:45:03¿Cómo me alegro de tener los ojos cosidos?
00:45:05Porque no quiero...
00:45:09¡Mavis!
00:45:10Cariño, ¿estás ahí?
00:45:13¡Mavis!
00:45:15¡Mavis!
00:45:17¡Mavis, ¿dónde estás?
00:45:20¡Mavis!
00:45:36Papá
00:45:38¿Me haces un favor?
00:45:40Sí, sí, por supuesto, cariño
00:45:41Lo que sea
00:45:43¿Me borras la mente?
00:45:47No, no, no
00:45:48No puedo hacer eso
00:45:49Hay demasiadas cosas que quiero que recuerdes
00:45:52Tenías razón
00:45:54Los humanos nos odian
00:45:56Amorcito
00:45:57Hay un montón de monstruos cazaderos por ahí
00:45:59Eres demasiado joven para...
00:46:01¿Qué haces?
00:46:02¿Qué estás haciendo?
00:46:03¿Qué es eso?
00:46:04¿Qué estás leyendo?
00:46:07El amor verdadero por mamá
00:46:09Por tu 118 cumpleaños
00:46:12Dos murciélagos solitarios en la noche toparon
00:46:16Un chin sintieron
00:46:18Con un flechazo empezaron
00:46:20Al instante supieron que serían marido y mujer
00:46:25Porque el chin solo una vez puede llegar a suceder
00:46:30Tu chin llegará, mi amor
00:46:31Cuídalo
00:46:33Te quiere, mami
00:46:39Creía que habíamos chinchineado
00:46:41¿Tú y Johnny?
00:46:43Supongo que solo lo sentí yo
00:46:45Pero deberías estar contento
00:46:47No tengo motivos para irme
00:46:49Ya no tengo sueños
00:46:51Ahora soy como tú
00:47:04El paraíso
00:47:08Marta
00:47:09¿Qué es lo que he hecho?
00:47:17¿Dónde está mi factura?
00:47:18¡Aquí! ¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:19¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:21¿Y este cargo del minivan?
00:47:22Pues nada que los negros tienen
00:47:23¿Y este?
00:47:24¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:25¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:26¿Y este cargo del minivan?
00:47:27Pues nada que los negros tienen
00:47:28¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:29¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:30¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:31¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:32¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:33¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:34¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:35¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:36¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:37¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:38¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:39¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:40¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:41¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:42¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:43¡Soy el siguiente!
00:47:44Amigos, por favor, parad
00:47:45Demasiado tarde, bribón
00:47:46Por favor, os lo ruego
00:47:48Necesito que me ayudéis a encontrar a Johnny
00:47:51Al humano, pero si es un peligro de chiquillo
00:47:53¿Tu cu?
00:47:54¡Mi guitarra!
00:47:55Puso su mano en mi boca
00:47:57para ver si le desaparecía
00:47:59¡Me obligó a comer su patinete!
00:48:00I know I lied. I was wrong. But you have to believe this. Johnny wasn't a bad boy.
00:48:11The truth is that now I don't know if humans are still bad. Frankie, come on, buddy. You understand me, don't you?
00:48:21Don't talk to you. First humans are bad and now they are good. And what else? Up is down, cold is hot and gremlins don't stink.
00:48:28Go away!
00:48:31I liked Johnny. Was he my cousin or not? Was he so funny?
00:48:35I think they chinchinearon.
00:48:37Chinchinearon?
00:48:38But I interposed.
00:48:41He only chinchinea once in a lifetime.
00:48:44And now you have a short circuit.
00:48:46I don't care.
00:48:47What are we waiting for? Let's go find Johnny. Come on!
00:48:50Yes, come on!
00:48:51Come on!
00:48:55Come on!
00:48:59Come on!
00:49:11Where am I going?
00:49:12To the world of humans, before Johnny goes forever.
00:49:15And what about the south?
00:49:17I don't know. I'm going to have to go through.
00:49:20Go ahead, go ahead.
00:49:23Let's follow the footprints. When they get lost, you get into action, Wayne.
00:49:26Me? Here?
00:49:29Yes, I knew something would fall out of that backpack.
00:49:34It stinks!
00:49:36Show him what you're worth.
00:49:37Quiet! Do you want me to follow that trail?
00:49:39No, no, no, no. My days as a tracker are over.
00:49:41Do you know how many diapers I've changed?
00:49:43How many poopies have destroyed this?
00:49:45But...
00:49:59Hey, calm down!
00:50:02On the ground!
00:50:04Olé! I said go light!
00:50:08My ass! No, the shirt! The shirt!
00:50:11Don't you have a son who respects you?
00:50:13Wait, let me think.
00:50:15Of course I do.
00:50:16Wayne! Come here!
00:50:18Ah!
00:50:28He got in the car.
00:50:29One day in 1986.
00:50:31He had to give a crutch to the transmission.
00:50:33But nothing happened.
00:50:35He crossed the town to go to the airport.
00:50:37Flight 497.
00:50:39Departure at 8 o'clock.
00:50:41That's in 15 minutes.
00:50:43Seat 23A.
00:50:45He ordered the vegetarian menu.
00:50:47Gracias, chiquitina.
00:50:48And we're going back to our mother!
00:50:58Sheep!
00:51:08Yo, Kaiser 5!
00:51:09Don't leave me hanging!
00:51:11Lots of sheep!
00:51:12This is my thing!
00:51:18What?
00:51:19The sheep are gone!
00:51:20Move it!
00:51:21What an animal you are, man.
00:51:23But don't you eat lamb chops?
00:51:25There's no time to lose!
00:51:26Speed up!
00:51:31Look! A human!
00:51:34Welcome to Transylvania!
00:51:41Piece of freak.
00:51:43Monster Festival?
00:51:44What's a Monster Festival?
00:51:46It's a festival of monsters.
00:51:54Did you know we were coming?
00:52:16Are we going to be okay?
00:52:18Really?
00:52:20Excuse me.
00:52:21Is the best way to the airport?
00:52:23Yes, colleague Dracula.
00:52:24This is the way.
00:52:27But it's all collapsed.
00:52:28We won't make it in time.
00:52:30Well, you could have left an hour earlier.
00:52:32I don't do that.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:36We'll have to cross the street.
00:52:44This will protect you.
00:52:47Imagine if they found out you're the real Drac.
00:52:49They'd go crazy.
00:52:51Wait a minute.
00:52:52Wait a minute.
00:52:53I think you've hit the nail on the head.
00:52:55The only way they'll know we're the real ones
00:52:57is if we prove it.
00:52:59It could work.
00:53:00You mean scare them?
00:53:01We haven't practiced for centuries.
00:53:02I don't think it'll work.
00:53:07Not even a glance.
00:53:08Not at all.
00:53:09I'll give you a little bit of cane.
00:53:16Fire!
00:53:17Fire!
00:53:18Fire!
00:53:19Fire!
00:53:32I'm trying.
00:53:33Help us!
00:53:35I'm the real Frankenstein.
00:53:37Of course.
00:53:38We love you.
00:53:39Can you give me the torch?
00:53:41Listen to me.
00:53:42I want you to know
00:53:44that the real Dracula is over there.
00:53:47Prove it.
00:53:49Okay, go on.
00:53:50Dracula's daughter is in love
00:53:52and she has to get to the airport
00:53:54and she can't cross this crowd.
00:53:56Why doesn't she fly?
00:53:57Because of the sun, idiot.
00:53:58He's a vampire.
00:53:59Of course.
00:54:00Thanks for knowing everything about vampires.
00:54:02So, if you really are our friends,
00:54:04open a path for that man.
00:54:06Understood.
00:54:07All the Draculas, line up.
00:54:09Please.
00:54:12The rest of you, take off your masks.
00:54:14We're protecting our friend.
00:54:24All yours, friend.
00:54:27Go ahead.
00:54:28Good luck.
00:54:29Good luck, Dracula.
00:54:30You're the best, Dracula.
00:54:32You're the best.
00:54:41You're the best.
00:54:42You're the best.
00:54:43You're the best.
00:54:44Let's go, friend.
00:54:45Let's go.
00:54:46We love you, Dracula.
00:55:03I have no choice.
00:55:11I have no choice.
00:55:12I have to go.
00:55:13I have to go.
00:55:14I have to go.
00:55:15I have to go.
00:55:16I have to go.
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00:55:35I have to go.
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00:55:37I have to go.
00:55:38I have to go.
00:55:39I have to go.
00:55:41I have to go.
00:56:02Tell me, are you dreaming about being a vampire?
00:56:05That's the way they represent us?
00:56:06Incredible.
00:56:08Jonathan!
00:56:09Jonathan!
00:56:11A bat?
00:56:13Wait, he's talking! Dracula? Is that you?
00:56:15Yes, it's me!
00:56:17Dracula!
00:56:19I don't know what you're telling me!
00:56:21What? That I'm drinking a terrible beer?
00:56:23What? That I'm dying in a horrible trastrast?
00:56:27Hey, do you know that I smoke?
00:56:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
00:56:37I'm sorry!
00:56:51What the hell?
00:56:53Where did that bat come from?
00:56:55Dear passengers, it would be better if you put your seatbelts on while...
00:57:01...while we listen to a special announcement for my dear friend Jonathan.
00:57:05Dracula?
00:57:07My dear boy, I have made a grave mistake.
00:57:11I wanted Mavis to stay alone with me, so that she would always be protected.
00:57:17But now I know that children have to discover things for themselves.
00:57:21They will stumble and fall, laugh and cry, but...
00:57:25That's life.
00:57:27Mavis and you are made for each other.
00:57:29Do you understand?
00:57:31If she has to trust another person, I thank you for being you, Jonathan.
00:57:37I hope you hear me and forgive me.
00:57:53Dear passengers, we will take a short break and then resume our route.
00:58:01Hey, Yurikas, I'm getting out of here!
00:58:15Dad?
00:58:17I'm fine, I just coughed a little.
00:58:25Honey, I thought the worst thing that could happen to me was to see you leave.
00:58:30But even worse is to see you unhappy.
00:58:34Mavis, I want you to live your life.
00:58:38I just don't know how I'm going to do it.
00:58:42Well, Mommy has already given you her birthday present.
00:58:45Can I give you mine now?
00:58:49And what do I want that for?
00:58:51Oh, it comes with an accessory.
00:58:54You?
00:58:56You.
00:58:58You're back.
00:59:02Because you're my Chin, Mavis.
00:59:04I'm your Chin?
00:59:06But... didn't you hate monsters?
00:59:08Yes, well...
00:59:10I was afraid that your father would suck all the blood from my body if I didn't say that.
00:59:14I wouldn't have!
00:59:16Yes, you're right, I wouldn't have.
00:59:17Dad!
00:59:18I was wrong, my little devil.
00:59:23I was serious, Dad.
00:59:26Create your own paradise.
00:59:31Hey, can we kiss again?
00:59:33I think so.
00:59:40Sorry, I just have to get used to it.
00:59:43Go on, go on with your little things.
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