Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep 17-19 ENG SUB
Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep 17-19 ENG SUB
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00:00Episode 10
00:07It's your turn.
00:13It's not worth it to kill me now.
00:17Why is it not worth it?
00:19My disciple has gone to get reinforcements.
00:21He has seen you.
00:23He must know that you killed me.
00:25As long as he sees me in the wilderness,
00:27the Chu family will not let you go.
00:31I'm so scared.
00:33You think I can't kill you
00:35if you say that?
00:37I have to thank you for reminding me
00:39to avoid the pursuit of the Chu family.
00:41Judging from his tone,
00:42it seems that the mastermind behind this is not the Chu family.
00:44The Chailang Valley is just ahead.
00:46Wait for me to kill you,
00:48then throw you in.
00:49I promise you that everything will be fine.
00:51Wait a minute, brother.
00:53Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:55As long as my body is found,
00:57the Chu family will definitely count on you.
01:00Then you underestimated Gangli Heichai.
01:02If you fall into the mouth of other murderers,
01:04there will be a price if you die.
01:06But if you fall into the mouth of those killers,
01:08your bones will be gone.
01:11At that time, even if you die,
01:13the Chu family can't do anything to me.
01:15Do you understand?
01:16Let me send you off on the way to the netherworld.
01:20Fuwa, Fuwa.
01:21What sin have you committed?
01:23So many people want to target you.
01:27What should I do?
01:29This man is just like me.
01:31If I don't fight with him,
01:33if I win, I will escape.
01:35But what if I lose?
01:37No, no, I dare not bet on this.
01:39If I lose the bet, the electricity will be cut off.
01:41I will really become a ghost.
01:43Think of another way.
01:45Be quiet, don't be crazy.
01:49Brother, I don't understand.
01:51What is the reason
01:53that you want to kill me?
01:56I'm in a good mood today.
01:58I'll let you know.
02:00Last time, I took you to the suburb
02:02and let the thunder strike.
02:04I just didn't expect you to be so lucky
02:06that I didn't kill you.
02:07It's you.
02:08We have no grudges in the past.
02:09Why did you hurt me?
02:11You offended someone you shouldn't have offended.
02:14Who did I offend?
02:16You don't need to know that.
02:18You'd better go to hell and ask the King of Hell.
02:20Anyway, you have been in the Chu family for a while.
02:22You are the most beautiful woman in Linyue City.
02:24You have both beauty and talent.
02:26Even if you die now,
02:28it's worth it in this life.
02:32I'm afraid that you will laugh at me.
02:34In fact, you are one of the people
02:36who are closest to me in my life.
02:38What?
02:39No one has been nice to you in the past?
02:41I have no parents in my life.
02:44Others all think I'm a waste.
02:46I'm afraid I can't avoid it.
02:48No one is as generous to me as you are.
02:53After you become the son-in-law of the Chu family,
02:55no one dares to look down on you.
02:57It's a win-win situation.
03:00Brother, you don't know that
03:02I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
03:04I have no status to talk about.
03:06Everyone looks down on me.
03:08Even the guards treat me as a transparent person.
03:11How dare a maid point at my nose?
03:14I've been trying very hard to be a good son-in-law.
03:17I'm careful in everything,
03:19but I'm still punished and whipped.
03:21I'm so envious of you, Brother.
03:23You have a beautiful body,
03:25but you have to travel the world with a knife.
03:27How unhappy you are!
03:31What freedom do you talk about?
03:33It's all about bloodshed.
03:35Am I free?
03:36I'm nothing without Plum Blossom Gang.
03:38In order to make the chief like me...
03:40Like you?
03:41Like my ability.
03:42I get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the chicken.
03:45On the day of the chief's birthday,
03:46I stole a walkie-talkie from the countryside to wish him a happy birthday.
03:48In the end, I met a liar.
03:50It's not a walkie-talkie at all.
03:52It's a walkie-talkie to the chicken farm.
03:54Do you know how hard I worked?
03:56It's not easy for you.
03:58I've been wandering since I was a child.
04:00I have no one to rely on.
04:02Now I just want to take advantage of my youth
04:04to lay a stable foundation for the future.
04:06I want to have a home like you rather than freedom.
04:10My home is not a real home.
04:12It's your freedom,
04:14but it's not real freedom.
04:16Brother, give me a hug before I go.
04:27I'm sorry, Brother.
04:28I can't hug you with my hands.
04:30Yes, yes, yes.
04:32You can rest in peace after the hug.
04:34I will come to see you every year from now on.
04:38Come on, brother.
04:39Hurry up.
04:40Double Dragon Kick.
04:47I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
04:51Who dares to be your brother?
04:52You bastard.
04:53Go and apologize to Brother Tan Wei in person.
04:55Double Dragon Kick.
05:12You shameless man.
05:16Brother Tan Wei.
05:17You are in my hands now.
05:20You are a cultivator.
05:22How is it?
05:23Am I good at acting?
05:24Did I impress you?
05:26Can you trap me in this way?
05:34Let it go.
05:35Double Dragon Kick is useless.
05:37If you are willing to answer my questions,
05:39I can consider letting you go.
05:42Tell me.
05:43Who wants to kill me?
05:46Just do it.
05:47I won't tell you.
05:50In that case,
05:51don't blame me for using the ultimate move.
05:54I'm afraid of you.
05:57Ten Fists of Protection.
05:58Invincible Foot Attack.
06:00Come on.
06:05Don't hit me.
06:06I'll tell you.
06:07My master sent me to kill you.
06:11Your master?
06:12What's his name?
06:13What does he want from me?
06:17How can you know my master's name?
06:20You don't want to tell me, do you?
06:22Super Claw.
06:24I can't catch you.
06:25I can't catch you.
06:27My master is called Wei Chaofeng.
06:30Is my master a crazy woman
06:32who is blind and has long fingernails?
06:35Nonsense.
06:36My master is a pure man.
06:38A pure man.
06:39Why did he want to kill me?
06:40I'm just a person who carries out tasks.
06:42How can I know?
06:44What are you talking about?
06:46Don't you want to touch me?
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:56It seems that I have to give you a new move.
07:04Ten Fists of Protection.
07:05Invincible High-altitude Bounce.
07:14I remember.
07:15I remember.
07:16I remember.
07:17A mysterious person came to see my master before.
07:19We chatted in the secret room for a while.
07:21My master came to give me a task.
07:25Who is that mysterious person?
07:26I said it was a mysterious person.
07:28How can I know?
07:29Ten Fists of Protection.
07:31Invincible High-altitude Bounce.
07:32I really don't know.
07:34When that person came,
07:36he was covered in black powder all over his body.
07:38Even a man and a woman couldn't see it clearly.
07:42What?
07:43What's going on with your Plum Blossom Gang?
07:46Our Plum Blossom Gang
07:48is the largest gang in Mingyue City.
07:51Our master has 13 sons.
07:53Plum Blossom has 13 names.
07:56People in the pugilistic world call us Plum Blossom 13 Great Gangs.
07:59In general,
08:01Plum Blossom Gang is a gang.
08:04Mei Chaofeng is your father-in-law.
08:08Are you afraid?
08:09Let me go.
08:11Our Plum Blossom Gang
08:12won't have a good family.
08:14I'm so scared.
08:17If you say that,
08:18I dare not let you go.
08:20What should you do?
08:24You liar.
08:25You don't trust me.
08:31Medicine.
08:42I'm going to kill you.
08:45Don't be so rude.
08:47I advise you to save your energy.
08:50Otherwise,
08:51you can't deal with the black wood later.
08:55What do you mean?
08:57Didn't you say that you would let me go after finishing the question?
09:00I can't bear to leave you.
09:02You have escorted me all the way.
09:03Why don't you be a good man to the end?
09:06Why do you have a gun?
09:08What?
09:09If you help me find 20 dog treasures,
09:12I'll pull you up.
09:1420?
09:15Are you crazy?
09:18This evil guy
09:20has to be cruel.
09:22I'm afraid it's hard to change the rules later.
09:32How about this?
09:33If you can help me get a few dog treasures,
09:35I'll pull you up.
09:36I don't believe it.
09:37Unless you practice calligraphy.
09:38It's out of the question.
09:39Where can I find a pen for you?
09:44Then you swear.
09:45You can swear.
09:47If you lie to me,
09:48you can't do that.
09:49OK, I swear.
09:51If I lie to you, I can't do it.
09:52OK?
09:53You really can't do it.
09:55If I can't do it, I can be a Chu's son-in-law.
09:57OK, I'll believe you again.
09:59I'll believe you again.
10:01It's so easy.
10:03After I go up,
10:05I'm going to cut you into pieces.
10:28Fortunately, this trident can still be used.
10:30I can't deal with it.
10:33Damn it.
10:34The knife is gone.
10:45Good guy.
10:46He's really thick-skinned.
10:52You uncle.
10:53Let me help you collect the dog treasures.
10:55At least give me the knife.
10:56It's done.
11:01It's done.
11:14It turns out that their weakness is in the waist.
11:21It's too smelly.
11:28I found it.
11:29I found it.
11:30This is the fifth one.
11:31Hurry up and pull me up.
11:34It turns out to be six plus five.
11:36My lucky draw is all on this.
11:38Didn't we agree to pull me up first?
11:41Don't you regret it again?
11:43Take another one.
11:44Take another one.
11:45I'll let you come up.
11:52I'm so tired that I can't lift my arm.
11:54You have to let me rest for a while.
11:56Hang in there.
11:58Let's take a break after this fight.
12:02What's this new stuff?
12:04If you don't pull me up,
12:05I'll throw all the dog treasures away.
12:07Wait.
12:08Can't I pull you up?
12:20This black wood is quite difficult to deal with.
12:25It seems to be really tired.
12:29This smell is too strong.
12:31I have to find something to get rid of the smell.
12:41Stinky boy.
12:42Go to hell.
12:50I knew you were going to do something.
12:58What?
13:17You're awake.
13:19Who are you?
13:20What are you doing?
13:22I'm giving you a silence.
13:25You're not doing a good job.
13:26Your gang leader sent you to the palace to work.
13:38Don't be sad.
13:40Drink some water.
13:43This water...
13:49It's so stinky.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53You haven't woken up.
13:54If I can't find water to splash on you,
13:56I'll have to save you.
13:58You bastard.
13:59You started it first.
14:01Besides, I saved your life just now.
14:03Otherwise, you would have been fed to the dogs.
14:07No.
14:08This is not true.
14:11I also want to comfort you.
14:12But...
14:14Don't rush to report it.
14:15I'm still useful.
14:17I have a way to save you.
14:19Do you know the God-Saving Medicine?
14:21This is the healing medicine he gave me.
14:24Give it to me.
14:25As long as you promise me
14:26to continue to help me get 15 dog treasures,
14:28I'll give it to you.
14:30I promise you.
14:31I promise you.
14:33That's good.
14:34Then I'll give you the medicine.
14:55You...
14:56You bastard.
14:57You will...
14:58die a terrible death.
15:10Is he dead?