Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep 17-19 ENG SUB
A flash of lightning transported Zu An to an other reality. He was referred to as the garbage of Brightmoon City in that planet, yet for some reason, he was wed to the stunning and exceptionally gifted Chu clan daughter? How come? I'm a transmigrator, yet how come I'm not gifted in cultivation? Why do so many people want to kill me? Above all, and most crucially, how the hell did I end up on my sister-in-law's bed on the night of my wedding?It was a terrifying beginning for Zu An, but luckily, the world granted him a keyboard in this life as well because he was a well-known keyboard fighter in his former existence, allowing him to turn things around.He will ascend to the top of the universe by his flames and trolling, standing atop his burned enemies' bodies!
Transcript
00:00Episode 10
00:07It's your turn.
00:13It's not worth it to kill me now.
00:17Why is it not worth it?
00:19My disciple has gone to get reinforcements.
00:21He has seen you.
00:23He must know that you killed me.
00:25As long as he sees me in the wilderness,
00:27the Chu family will not let you go.
00:31I'm so scared.
00:33You think I can't kill you
00:35if you say that?
00:37I have to thank you for reminding me
00:39to avoid the pursuit of the Chu family.
00:41Judging from his tone,
00:42it seems that the mastermind behind this is not the Chu family.
00:44The Chailang Valley is just ahead.
00:46Wait for me to kill you,
00:48then throw you in.
00:49I promise you that everything will be fine.
00:51Wait a minute, brother.
00:53Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:55As long as my body is found,
00:57the Chu family will definitely count on you.
01:00Then you underestimated Gangli Heichai.
01:02If you fall into the mouth of other murderers,
01:04there will be a price if you die.
01:06But if you fall into the mouth of those killers,
01:08your bones will be gone.
01:11At that time, even if you die,
01:13the Chu family can't do anything to me.
01:15Do you understand?
01:16Let me send you off on the way to the netherworld.
01:20Fuwa, Fuwa.
01:21What sin have you committed?
01:23So many people want to target you.
01:27What should I do?
01:29This man is just like me.
01:31If I don't fight with him,
01:33if I win, I will escape.
01:35But what if I lose?
01:37No, no, I dare not bet on this.
01:39If I lose the bet, the electricity will be cut off.
01:41I will really become a ghost.
01:43Think of another way.
01:45Be quiet, don't be crazy.
01:49Brother, I don't understand.
01:51What is the reason
01:53that you want to kill me?
01:56I'm in a good mood today.
01:58I'll let you know.
02:00Last time, I took you to the suburb
02:02and let the thunder strike.
02:04I just didn't expect you to be so lucky
02:06that I didn't kill you.
02:07It's you.
02:08We have no grudges in the past.
02:09Why did you hurt me?
02:11You offended someone you shouldn't have offended.
02:14Who did I offend?
02:16You don't need to know that.
02:18You'd better go to hell and ask the King of Hell.
02:20Anyway, you have been in the Chu family for a while.
02:22You are the most beautiful woman in Linyue City.
02:24You have both beauty and talent.
02:26Even if you die now,
02:28it's worth it in this life.
02:32I'm afraid that you will laugh at me.
02:34In fact, you are one of the people
02:36who are closest to me in my life.
02:38What?
02:39No one has been nice to you in the past?
02:41I have no parents in my life.
02:44Others all think I'm a waste.
02:46I'm afraid I can't avoid it.
02:48No one is as generous to me as you are.
02:53After you become the son-in-law of the Chu family,
02:55no one dares to look down on you.
02:57It's a win-win situation.
03:00Brother, you don't know that
03:02I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
03:04I have no status to talk about.
03:06Everyone looks down on me.
03:08Even the guards treat me as a transparent person.
03:11How dare a maid point at my nose?
03:14I've been trying very hard to be a good son-in-law.
03:17I'm careful in everything,
03:19but I'm still punished and whipped.
03:21I'm so envious of you, Brother.
03:23You have a beautiful body,
03:25but you have to travel the world with a knife.
03:27How unhappy you are!
03:31What freedom do you talk about?
03:33It's all about bloodshed.
03:35Am I free?
03:36I'm nothing without Plum Blossom Gang.
03:38In order to make the chief like me...
03:40Like you?
03:41Like my ability.
03:42I get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the chicken.
03:45On the day of the chief's birthday,
03:46I stole a walkie-talkie from the countryside to wish him a happy birthday.
03:48In the end, I met a liar.
03:50It's not a walkie-talkie at all.
03:52It's a walkie-talkie to the chicken farm.
03:54Do you know how hard I worked?
03:56It's not easy for you.
03:58I've been wandering since I was a child.
04:00I have no one to rely on.
04:02Now I just want to take advantage of my youth
04:04to lay a stable foundation for the future.
04:06I want to have a home like you rather than freedom.
04:10My home is not a real home.
04:12It's your freedom,
04:14but it's not real freedom.
04:16Brother, give me a hug before I go.
04:27I'm sorry, Brother.
04:28I can't hug you with my hands.
04:30Yes, yes, yes.
04:32You can rest in peace after the hug.
04:34I will come to see you every year from now on.
04:38Come on, brother.
04:39Hurry up.
04:40Double Dragon Kick.
04:47I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
04:51Who dares to be your brother?
04:52You bastard.
04:53Go and apologize to Brother Tan Wei in person.
04:55Double Dragon Kick.
05:12You shameless man.
05:16Brother Tan Wei.
05:17You are in my hands now.
05:20You are a cultivator.
05:22How is it?
05:23Am I good at acting?
05:24Did I impress you?
05:26Can you trap me in this way?
05:34Let it go.
05:35Double Dragon Kick is useless.
05:37If you are willing to answer my questions,
05:39I can consider letting you go.
05:42Tell me.
05:43Who wants to kill me?
05:46Just do it.
05:47I won't tell you.
05:50In that case,
05:51don't blame me for using the ultimate move.
05:54I'm afraid of you.
05:57Ten Fists of Protection.
05:58Invincible Foot Attack.
06:00Come on.
06:05Don't hit me.
06:06I'll tell you.
06:07My master sent me to kill you.
06:11Your master?
06:12What's his name?
06:13What does he want from me?
06:17How can you know my master's name?
06:20You don't want to tell me, do you?
06:22Super Claw.
06:24I can't catch you.
06:25I can't catch you.
06:27My master is called Wei Chaofeng.
06:30Is my master a crazy woman
06:32who is blind and has long fingernails?
06:35Nonsense.
06:36My master is a pure man.
06:38A pure man.
06:39Why did he want to kill me?
06:40I'm just a person who carries out tasks.
06:42How can I know?
06:44What are you talking about?
06:46Don't you want to touch me?
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:56It seems that I have to give you a new move.
07:04Ten Fists of Protection.
07:05Invincible High-altitude Bounce.
07:14I remember.
07:15I remember.
07:16I remember.
07:17A mysterious person came to see my master before.
07:19We chatted in the secret room for a while.
07:21My master came to give me a task.
07:25Who is that mysterious person?
07:26I said it was a mysterious person.
07:28How can I know?
07:29Ten Fists of Protection.
07:31Invincible High-altitude Bounce.
07:32I really don't know.
07:34When that person came,
07:36he was covered in black powder all over his body.
07:38Even a man and a woman couldn't see it clearly.
07:42What?
07:43What's going on with your Plum Blossom Gang?
07:46Our Plum Blossom Gang
07:48is the largest gang in Mingyue City.
07:51Our master has 13 sons.
07:53Plum Blossom has 13 names.
07:56People in the pugilistic world call us Plum Blossom 13 Great Gangs.
07:59In general,
08:01Plum Blossom Gang is a gang.
08:04Mei Chaofeng is your father-in-law.
08:08Are you afraid?
08:09Let me go.
08:11Our Plum Blossom Gang
08:12won't have a good family.
08:14I'm so scared.
08:17If you say that,
08:18I dare not let you go.
08:20What should you do?
08:24You liar.
08:25You don't trust me.
08:31Medicine.
08:42I'm going to kill you.
08:45Don't be so rude.
08:47I advise you to save your energy.
08:50Otherwise,
08:51you can't deal with the black wood later.
08:55What do you mean?
08:57Didn't you say that you would let me go after finishing the question?
09:00I can't bear to leave you.
09:02You have escorted me all the way.
09:03Why don't you be a good man to the end?
09:06Why do you have a gun?
09:08What?
09:09If you help me find 20 dog treasures,
09:12I'll pull you up.
09:1420?
09:15Are you crazy?
09:18This evil guy
09:20has to be cruel.
09:22I'm afraid it's hard to change the rules later.
09:32How about this?
09:33If you can help me get a few dog treasures,
09:35I'll pull you up.
09:36I don't believe it.
09:37Unless you practice calligraphy.
09:38It's out of the question.
09:39Where can I find a pen for you?
09:44Then you swear.
09:45You can swear.
09:47If you lie to me,
09:48you can't do that.
09:49OK, I swear.
09:51If I lie to you, I can't do it.
09:52OK?
09:53You really can't do it.
09:55If I can't do it, I can be a Chu's son-in-law.
09:57OK, I'll believe you again.
09:59I'll believe you again.
10:01It's so easy.
10:03After I go up,
10:05I'm going to cut you into pieces.
10:28Fortunately, this trident can still be used.
10:30I can't deal with it.
10:33Damn it.
10:34The knife is gone.
10:45Good guy.
10:46He's really thick-skinned.
10:52You uncle.
10:53Let me help you collect the dog treasures.
10:55At least give me the knife.
10:56It's done.
11:01It's done.
11:14It turns out that their weakness is in the waist.
11:21It's too smelly.
11:28I found it.
11:29I found it.
11:30This is the fifth one.
11:31Hurry up and pull me up.
11:34It turns out to be six plus five.
11:36My lucky draw is all on this.
11:38Didn't we agree to pull me up first?
11:41Don't you regret it again?
11:43Take another one.
11:44Take another one.
11:45I'll let you come up.
11:52I'm so tired that I can't lift my arm.
11:54You have to let me rest for a while.
11:56Hang in there.
11:58Let's take a break after this fight.
12:02What's this new stuff?
12:04If you don't pull me up,
12:05I'll throw all the dog treasures away.
12:07Wait.
12:08Can't I pull you up?
12:20This black wood is quite difficult to deal with.
12:25It seems to be really tired.
12:29This smell is too strong.
12:31I have to find something to get rid of the smell.
12:41Stinky boy.
12:42Go to hell.
12:50I knew you were going to do something.
12:58What?
13:17You're awake.
13:19Who are you?
13:20What are you doing?
13:22I'm giving you a silence.
13:25You're not doing a good job.
13:26Your gang leader sent you to the palace to work.
13:38Don't be sad.
13:40Drink some water.
13:43This water...
13:49It's so stinky.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53You haven't woken up.
13:54If I can't find water to splash on you,
13:56I'll have to save you.
13:58You bastard.
13:59You started it first.
14:01Besides, I saved your life just now.
14:03Otherwise, you would have been fed to the dogs.
14:07No.
14:08This is not true.
14:11I also want to comfort you.
14:12But...
14:14Don't rush to report it.
14:15I'm still useful.
14:17I have a way to save you.
14:19Do you know the God-Saving Medicine?
14:21This is the healing medicine he gave me.
14:24Give it to me.
14:25As long as you promise me
14:26to continue to help me get 15 dog treasures,
14:28I'll give it to you.
14:30I promise you.
14:31I promise you.
14:33That's good.
14:34Then I'll give you the medicine.
14:55You...
14:56You bastard.
14:57You will...
14:58die a terrible death.
15:10Is he dead?