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00:02:22I'm sure I'm not going to do anything wrong. I'm just too nervous!
00:02:24It's just a residual fever.
00:02:26I told you, I'm fine.
00:02:28I have to go to the doctor.
00:02:30I'll call you when I'm ready.
00:02:32See you.
00:02:34See you.
00:02:35See you.
00:02:37Fuck, I can't believe it!
00:02:39I can't believe it!
00:02:41I can't believe it!
00:02:43I'm sorry.
00:02:44I'm so sorry.
00:02:45I'm so sorry.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:47I'm sorry!
00:02:48I'm sorry!
00:02:49I'm so sorry!
00:02:50I'm so sorry!
00:02:51Riz-fe-ber.
00:02:52What?
00:02:53Riz-fe-ber.
00:02:54It's a Swedish expression.
00:02:55It describes the feeling of a journey when you're nervous,
00:02:58but at the same time you're looking forward to the future.
00:03:01Oh, good to know I'm not alone.
00:03:03Have a nice stay.
00:03:04Thank you.
00:03:05You're welcome.
00:03:06Riz-fe-ber.
00:03:11I'm sorry.
00:03:13Buona sera, madame.
00:03:15Welcome to Ramada, Venice.
00:03:17Hello.
00:03:18Reservation for three nights on the name Jovanna Fay with a J.
00:03:22Thank you.
00:03:31Madame, I'm afraid your reservation has been cancelled.
00:03:34But that's not possible.
00:03:36Can I speak to the manager?
00:03:38That's me.
00:03:40Would you like to make a phone call?
00:03:48Phone ringing.
00:03:58This is Alec.
00:04:00Alec, this is Jovanna.
00:04:02I just wanted to check in.
00:04:04In Ramada, Venice.
00:04:06And the reservation has been cancelled.
00:04:08Do you know what's going on?
00:04:10Amber?
00:04:11What is it?
00:04:12Tell me you called Jovanna Fay.
00:04:14I called her and left her a message.
00:04:16She says she called you and left you a message.
00:04:18That's impossible.
00:04:19I don't have a mobile phone.
00:04:21She says she doesn't have a mobile phone.
00:04:24Jovanna is the Bengali refugee, isn't she?
00:04:27No, Amber.
00:04:28That's Yolotzin.
00:04:36I should have done it myself.
00:04:39I was so busy packing that I didn't ask Amber again.
00:04:42Packing?
00:04:45Alec, you're scaring me.
00:04:46What's going on?
00:04:49Jovanna.
00:04:51I broke up.
00:04:53What?
00:04:54When we agreed to publish your book,
00:04:56we were already fed up.
00:04:58We hoped the paper would turn at some point,
00:05:00but we're done.
00:05:02I'm sorry.
00:05:05Alec, my novel came out yesterday.
00:05:07I just arrived in Venice.
00:05:09I have a three-week tour of Europe ahead of me
00:05:11to make the damn thing into a bestseller
00:05:13and you're telling me this now?
00:05:18What are you doing?
00:05:19Are you tipping someone?
00:05:20Talk to me.
00:05:21I'm sending you an email.
00:05:23All rights to Don't Read This on a Plane
00:05:25will be transferred back to you
00:05:27with immediate effect.
00:05:29The bookstores you should read in
00:05:31have already received and paid their copies.
00:05:34It's your decision whether you let them print it
00:05:36either at your own expense with another publisher
00:05:39or publish it online.
00:05:41Your hotel reservations were canceled
00:05:43because they should have been paid in advance.
00:05:46But your flights are already paid.
00:05:48So you could still go on the tour if you wanted.
00:05:51You'd just have to pay for the further transport,
00:05:53your food, accommodation, advertising, insurance,
00:05:55communications and all other costs.
00:05:58Oh, and the Greeks agreed
00:06:00that your driver would be paid in advance.
00:06:03Apparently, the economic crisis
00:06:05has affected the general entrepreneurial spirit.
00:06:08Alec, I don't have a cent on my account.
00:06:10What am I supposed to do with a bunch of flyers?
00:06:13What about your husband?
00:06:14Doesn't he work on a drilling island?
00:06:16These guys are losing a lot of money.
00:06:18He's getting less pay to keep his job.
00:06:20He can hardly pay his rent.
00:06:22Giovanna, I'm really sorry.
00:06:26Maybe it's for the best.
00:06:30I'm stranded.
00:06:31And completely burned out, Alec.
00:06:33So, in which universe
00:06:35could that be for the best?
00:06:40I don't know.
00:07:10Giovanna, wait.
00:07:11We're making a yacht.
00:07:40I don't know.
00:08:06Day two.
00:08:08It's possible.
00:08:09No, it's not.
00:08:10Yes, it is.
00:08:11No, no, no, no.
00:08:12It's completely impossible.
00:08:13If we don't even know what dark matter is,
00:08:15I don't know what it is.
00:08:17Okay, let's try this.
00:08:19Imagine a man
00:08:20standing in front of a drill.
00:08:22He knows what he's doing,
00:08:24but he can't see what's going on.
00:08:26He can't hear, he can't taste,
00:08:28he can't touch even temperatures.
00:08:31Then, one day,
00:08:32a revolutionary form of eye surgery
00:08:35took over.
00:08:37They put on the bandages,
00:08:38and suddenly he's able to see the world.
00:08:41Seeing, perceiving forms, colors, patterns and textures
00:08:44is completely different
00:08:45than he could have imagined.
00:08:47And the same goes for us and dark matter.
00:08:49We know they're everywhere.
00:08:51We can feel their gravitational effects,
00:08:53but we can't see them.
00:08:55And one day, in the near future,
00:08:57we'll unlock their secrets,
00:08:59and then we'll be the blind man
00:09:00who can suddenly see.
00:09:02Or it's something that's a parallel reality,
00:09:04a civilization much further than we are.
00:09:06And they're watching us masturbate.
00:09:09Excuse me, could I have the jam?
00:09:11Here you go.
00:09:12Thank you.
00:09:13And do you like the coffee with custard?
00:09:16My back was better,
00:09:18but maybe the jam has ibuprofen in it.
00:09:20Yeah, the last time I did morphing,
00:09:22I slept on a yoga mat on the floor.
00:09:24It was much more comfortable than this.
00:09:26Morphing?
00:09:27Morph, M-O-R-F.
00:09:28That means mattress on the floor,
00:09:30and it's a network for travelers
00:09:31where you can sleep for free.
00:09:33Sometimes you get a couch,
00:09:34and sometimes a hammock.
00:09:36And sometimes even a bed.
00:10:04Let's go.
00:10:27Ciao, Giovanna.
00:10:28Oh, ciao, Adamo.
00:10:31I'm glad to finally meet you.
00:10:32Me too.
00:10:33How was the hotel?
00:10:36You were in the Ramada, am I right?
00:10:38Yes!
00:10:40Live your dream.
00:10:42Come on, let's go.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Oh, just leave it.
00:10:49...with a member of a long-distance family,
00:10:51takes care of healthy children.
00:10:53What's clear to you subconsciously?
00:10:55My deep-sledded top makes it perfect.
00:10:57We hardly say a word before our lips meet
00:11:00and my shank gets in her way.
00:11:03I take her hand and lead her through the rumbling crowd,
00:11:06past the security,
00:11:07past the stacked beer barrels
00:11:09and the broken blue milk cartons.
00:11:12You have to turn left at the Cala Luca.
00:11:14You went over the wrong bridge.
00:11:16You have to turn left.
00:11:17I'm sorry.
00:11:18Shh!
00:11:19I'm sorry.
00:11:20Hey, I have to get up.
00:11:21I can do it myself.
00:11:23Yes.
00:11:29The grass is damp from the night dew.
00:11:32Her breath glows yellow in the streetlights.
00:11:35The pirate ship of the playground in primary colors
00:11:38shines brightly in the vodka mist.
00:11:40My fingers are wet.
00:11:42She protests half-heartedly.
00:11:44When I take a short breather
00:11:47and see an 18-year-old licking her ass and the mushy
00:11:50I suddenly discover the fresh chalk lines
00:11:53of a well-drawn game of heaven and hell.
00:11:59Katja!
00:12:20Katja!
00:12:28Hello, Joanna.
00:12:29You can spend a couple of nights on our couch.
00:12:31We're having a few drinks right now.
00:12:33Just come if you like.
00:12:50And then the Führer said to her face, just for your information, madame...
00:13:01I hear that saying ten times a day!
00:13:05Wow, it's high time for some new impressionist jokes.
00:13:09Honey, honey, stop it! Stop it!
00:13:11But I'm not drunk!
00:13:13But our guest is embarrassed.
00:13:15I think you're the one who's embarrassed.
00:13:17No, no, please, not now.
00:13:18You're such a pain in the ass!
00:13:20It's so boring! I should have married Pablo, because he knows how to have fun!
00:13:24Come on, let's go!
00:13:25There's a lot of food in the fridge.
00:13:27Come, come, come!
00:13:30Buona notte!
00:13:31Make yourself at home.
00:13:33And... buona notte!
00:13:36Buona notte!
00:13:37Thank you for your hospitality!
00:13:39Thank you!
00:13:48Buona notte!
00:14:13Yes, hello?
00:14:14Hi Jovana, this is Xenia from BH's bookshop.
00:14:17I'm calling from Romania.
00:14:20Do you have a moment?
00:14:22Yes, sure. Hi!
00:14:24Oh, I didn't think about the time shift.
00:14:27Is it already very late for you?
00:14:29It's midnight here in Venice.
00:14:31You mean Venice Beach, California, right?
00:14:34Italy.
00:14:35Oh my God, I'm sorry.
00:14:37For some reason I thought you were in LA.
00:14:39I'll call you another time.
00:14:40No, it's okay. I was still awake.
00:14:42Okay, I'll be brief.
00:14:44I just wanted to confirm the appointment for your lecture
00:14:46in the BH's bookshop here in Orade on the 28th.
00:14:49I would like to do some advertising before that.
00:14:52Yes, it's noted.
00:14:55Very nice, then I'll let you sleep now.
00:14:57Um, where we're talking right now,
00:15:00what kind of advertising were you thinking of?
00:15:03I have a few online magazines in my head,
00:15:06but especially radio, if that's okay.
00:15:08Sounds good.
00:15:09Wonderful.
00:15:10That's a very nice voice.
00:15:12That will be perfect.
00:15:14Oh, you think so?
00:15:15Definitely.
00:15:16In English you would say she is mellifluous.
00:15:20You know,
00:15:21mellifluous is my absolute favorite English word,
00:15:25but hardly anyone knows it.
00:15:27I know.
00:15:28I used to like Serendipity,
00:15:30but you can even read that on the knuckles of strippers.
00:15:34That's true.
00:15:36Another nice word is patricot.
00:15:39Oh my God, yes.
00:15:41The earthy scent of rain that falls on dry soil.
00:15:45Oh my God, you're the first person I know who knows that.
00:15:48Not that we know each other, but do you know what I mean?
00:15:51Am I really the first?
00:15:53Yes.
00:15:56I'm sorry I didn't stop you from sleeping, Giovanna.
00:15:59Thank you for wanting to read about us.
00:16:01If you have any questions, just call.
00:16:04Perfect.
00:16:05Thank you, Ksenia.
00:16:06Good night.
00:16:07Ciao.
00:16:11Day 5
00:16:14Have a good trip, Giovanna.
00:16:15Take whatever you want out of the fridge.
00:16:25Daru Reinhardt invented hip-hop,
00:16:27and that was 50 years before there was even talk of it in the Bronx.
00:16:31Unfortunately, there are no recordings of it.
00:16:34These French jazz guys improvised on the guitar, violin and clarinet.
00:16:39And at some point, the drummer started with a solo.
00:16:42And then, according to the legend,
00:16:44they began to invent rhymes alternately.
00:16:47Today you call that rapping, am I right?
00:16:50I think so.
00:16:51Aha.
00:16:52But for what reason did they never record the whole thing?
00:16:55Do you have an idea?
00:16:56No idea.
00:16:58For them, it was just a joke, a game.
00:17:01You have to imagine that.
00:17:03A billion-dollar industry, established for decades,
00:17:07known all over the world,
00:17:09could have been on the other side of the world 50 years earlier
00:17:13if only someone had pressed the button.
00:17:18But they didn't think it was music.
00:17:22But they didn't think it was music.
00:17:25Yes.
00:17:31Excuse me, I don't want to be rude.
00:17:33I'm just taking notes.
00:17:36Are you a writer or something?
00:17:38Yes, I'm trying.
00:17:40Have you published anything yet?
00:17:42Three novels.
00:17:44Wow!
00:17:45And then you're on your way to Italy through the Rausse via Anhalter?
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:55Yes.
00:18:02Little one, let me tell you one thing.
00:18:05As a child, I dreamed of driving a truck.
00:18:09All the boys wanted to become football players.
00:18:12And all the girls, ballerinas.
00:18:15But when I saw those big, shiny beasts
00:18:18passing by my school,
00:18:20I imagined sitting behind the wheel
00:18:23in front of me the street,
00:18:25and ten great sheets of metal behind me.
00:18:27And look at me!
00:18:29I live my dream!
00:18:31You really do.
00:18:33You're damn right.
00:18:35So, let's hear some jazz, baby!
00:19:23BELLS CHIMING
00:19:53THEY TALK IN GERMAN
00:20:23THEY CONTINUE TALKING IN GERMAN
00:20:54THEY CONTINUE TALKING IN GERMAN
00:20:57APPLAUSE
00:21:01Thank you, Ioana.
00:21:03Does anyone have any more questions?
00:21:06Yes?
00:21:10Oh.
00:21:17Thank you, Ioana.
00:21:20Thank you.
00:21:21The girl with the red headband asked me to give this to you.
00:21:26Thank you for the inspiration, Franziska.
00:21:30Are you going to your hotel right now?
00:21:33Yes.
00:21:35To Ramada.
00:21:37There's a Ramada in Porto?
00:21:40It's new.
00:21:42BELLS CHIMING
00:21:52BELLS CHIMING
00:22:13Your heart
00:22:17How sweet is that
00:22:20Forever
00:22:25It throbs
00:22:29With love for thee
00:22:33Alone
00:22:37A lot of people are religious, sure.
00:22:39But no one cares.
00:22:40Not really.
00:22:41But if you say in the east that you don't believe in God,
00:22:44then it's as if you're saying you don't believe in the sword.
00:22:47BELLS CHIMING
00:22:51Oh, excuse me, I have to go.
00:22:53Of course.
00:22:54Sure, go on.
00:22:58Alec?
00:22:59Ioana, listen, there's something you should know.
00:23:02There was an article in Luxembourg's Tagblatt today
00:23:05about a woman who read your book during a salmon air flight.
00:23:10And after landing, she was questioned by security guards.
00:23:14So what?
00:23:16Nothing else.
00:23:18It was just a book, so they let her run.
00:23:21But I thought it would be a great ad for you.
00:23:23Thank you for letting me know.
00:23:25But I doubt the Luxembourg press will buy my book today.
00:23:29What language was the article in?
00:23:31Language?
00:23:32Amber, what language was the article in?
00:23:35Luxembourgish.
00:23:39Luxembourgish.
00:23:41Aha.
00:23:45Well, after all, the Luxembourgers are the second-richest people in the world.
00:23:50Only the people of Qatar have more money.
00:23:52They can afford your book.
00:23:54That's hardly the problem.
00:23:56Your book is really not a Rolex.
00:23:58Admittedly, the costs are a smaller hurdle
00:24:01than ignorance or even worse, apathy.
00:24:05But this is publicity, and that's something.
00:24:09Whatever, I have to go.
00:24:11Oh, okay.
00:24:12Ciao.
00:24:13See you soon, Giovanna.
00:24:14Ciao.
00:24:26Thank you very much.
00:24:27All that's missing is a signature, buddy.
00:24:30So, Giovanna, you mentioned that your husband works on a drilling island, right?
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:36How do you know that he's not at home so often?
00:24:39The big problem is that the drilling island is very remote.
00:24:43So there's no cell reception at all.
00:24:45And only the executives have access to the Internet.
00:24:48So we usually talk on satellite phone.
00:24:51But last week, the receiver was damaged by a storm,
00:24:53and the technician won't be back until next month.
00:24:56So I'll have to live with a crackling husband for a while.
00:25:01But aside from that, are you doing well?
00:25:04Well, on the whole,
00:25:06it's really the best thing that could have happened to me.
00:25:10He's on the drilling island for 28 days,
00:25:12then 28 times at home, then 28 times away, then 28 times at home.
00:25:15That's certainly not for everyone.
00:25:17But for us, it's perfect.
00:25:19Every time he comes back, we fall over each other.
00:25:24It's like he's been gone for a year,
00:25:27and we can hardly get out of bed at first.
00:25:30In the next few weeks, we'll eat at cheap restaurants,
00:25:33cuddle together on the couch,
00:25:35buy olives on the market,
00:25:37and hold hands like teenagers.
00:25:41And just before he leaves,
00:25:43there's always this bitterly sweet feeling.
00:25:47But the weeks go by quickly,
00:25:49and soon we'll be together again.
00:25:52I just don't know it any other way.
00:25:56Honey, I think that would be something for us, too.
00:25:59Irina, you're right.
00:26:01You need a job on the drilling island.
00:26:31Hey, baby, we're about to serve. Can I call you back in an hour?
00:26:34Um, okay. I'm going to bed.
00:26:36I just wanted to hear your voice.
00:26:39Hey, what's up?
00:26:41I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:43I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:45I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:47I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:49I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:51I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:53I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:55I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:26:57I'm fine.
00:26:59Hey, what's up?
00:27:01You sound weird.
00:27:03Um, the bad news is that Alec is broke.
00:27:07But the good news is that the press is talking about my book.
00:27:14Uh, baby, I don't understand a word you're saying.
00:27:16The connection is terrible.
00:27:17This damn satellite bowl.
00:27:19Ah, why don't they charter a helicopter for the technician?
00:27:22Psychopaths. First the salary cut, and now this.
00:27:25My publisher went bankrupt.
00:27:27I'm going to run out of money very soon.
00:27:29And you know that we can't get a credit card after the trouble with the rent.
00:27:34What?
00:27:37Baby, I can't hear anything. Can I call you back?
00:27:39I'm sorry.
00:27:41I have to sleep anyway. Let's just try again.
00:27:45What?
00:27:46I said we...
00:27:48Fuck!
00:27:50Giovanna!
00:27:55Yes?
00:28:00Yes.
00:28:16Day 8
00:28:25Day 9
00:28:55Day 10
00:29:21Do you have a lot planned for today?
00:29:25Yes.
00:29:35Do you live around here, or...?
00:29:49Yes, hello?
00:29:50Hello, Giovanna?
00:29:52Yes?
00:29:54Yes, hello?
00:29:57Yes, yes.
00:29:58Yes, all the best. I'll be there.
00:30:05What?
00:30:06It's only 9 on my watch. How can that...
00:30:08Oh, miss, I'm sorry.
00:30:10I got confused with the time zones.
00:30:12Listen, I'll be there as soon as possible.
00:30:17Thank you.
00:30:18Should I step on it?
00:30:48Day 11
00:31:15Oh, hello, Giovanna!
00:31:16Hello. Hello, Jackie.
00:31:19I'm sorry.
00:31:20It's okay. You're here. That alone counts.
00:31:22I have to warn you, though.
00:31:23Unfortunately, not many people have come.
00:31:25You write in German, and here in this area...
00:31:27I understand.
00:31:28Do you still want the lecture?
00:31:29Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:31:30Very nice.
00:31:31Just leave your luggage here. We'll get it later.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:35Be careful.
00:31:36Thank you.
00:31:37Don't bump your head.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Voila.
00:31:43Come, darling.
00:31:46Hello.
00:31:53Hello.
00:31:54Hello.
00:32:16Well, I guess we'll stay here.
00:32:20Should I read you something?
00:32:22We can just talk, if you want.
00:32:24No, no, please read something. I have a suggestion.
00:32:27Yes?
00:32:28I'd like to hear chapter 56.
00:32:30Oh, okay. Let's see.
00:32:32Chapter 56...
00:32:34So...
00:32:39Ah!
00:32:40Chapter 56.
00:32:42Are you really sure that I...
00:32:44Oh, yes.
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:48Chapter 56.
00:32:50Kia.
00:32:52Ahem.
00:33:22When we first met at my doorstep,
00:33:26we were already kissing passionately...
00:33:31before she even took off her jacket.
00:33:38I took her hand, led her into my room,
00:33:41and before even a minute had passed,
00:33:44I picked up her skirt and poured my tongue
00:33:47deep into her droplet-wet, soft pussy.
00:33:52Oh, please don't stop.
00:34:06Day 10.
00:34:08How's it going, my hungry friends?
00:34:10Kia and Raphael are busy preparing the best smoked mackerel
00:34:13in the Seinfeld Zoo for you.
00:34:15So leave us a message.
00:34:23Day 11.
00:34:34Oh, hello, Giovanna.
00:34:35What a lovely surprise.
00:34:37How are you?
00:34:38I'm fine, thank you, Cassinia.
00:34:39My flight is delayed, so...
00:34:41I thought we could talk about something.
00:34:43Do you have a minute?
00:34:44Oh, sure. Go ahead.
00:34:46Yes, about the radio interview.
00:34:49I was just wondering...
00:34:51Um...
00:34:52Yes?
00:34:53I was just wondering,
00:34:55what's the point of all this?
00:34:57Do you want to hear short anecdotes
00:34:59or something deep?
00:35:02A bit of both.
00:35:03There should be something for everyone.
00:35:05Oh, great, okay.
00:35:07I also wanted to know...
00:35:09Um...
00:35:10Uh...
00:35:11Yes?
00:35:12Okay, I admit,
00:35:13I just called to talk,
00:35:15but you don't do that when you're older than 14,
00:35:18so I took advantage of that.
00:35:20You can call me any time.
00:35:23Really?
00:35:24And you don't think it's weird?
00:35:26Not at all.
00:35:27On the contrary, I'm happy.
00:35:29Then I can hear your melodious voice.
00:35:32You know, when you told me
00:35:34that you like my voice,
00:35:35I was too shy to repeat the compliment.
00:35:38I'm sorry, Giovanna.
00:35:39I'm in need of you right now.
00:35:40Can we talk later?
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:42Oh, okay.
00:35:43Enjoy your stretch.
00:35:45My stretch?
00:35:46Wow, you really know the best words.
00:35:48I have to hang up now.
00:35:50Okay, okay, sure.
00:35:51See you.
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00:40:11Um... salt sprayer!
00:40:14Perfect! The Dominican salt sprayer!
00:40:18Okay, but what exactly does it look like?
00:40:21Uh, okay, let's see. Maybe you'll get in her ass and spread chocolate on her face.
00:40:30You're on it, go for it!
00:40:31Uh, Bulgaria.
00:40:32Fishing gear.
00:40:33Frying pans.
00:40:35The Bulgarian frying pan!
00:40:42Oh, thank you so, so much, Francis,
00:40:46for taking me with you and taking care of the bill.
00:40:49No problem.
00:40:50Come here.
00:40:53Hey, what's that supposed to be?
00:40:56What's that?
00:40:57Shh!
00:40:58No, no!
00:41:01Come on, baby!
00:41:02Yeah, come on!
00:41:11Come on!
00:41:32That's it, basically.
00:41:34That's how you get a job.
00:41:36I'm sure you'll get by.
00:41:41Everything okay?
00:41:42Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:43In case you're afraid of dogs, Tom is far less dangerous than a kitchen swan.
00:41:47Just look in the fridge.
00:41:49There are a lot of freezer dishes in the freezer.
00:41:51Just use them.
00:41:52Oh, no, I don't want to.
00:41:53Don't be silly. I get them delivered and there are always too many.
00:41:55I distribute half of them to the homeless.
00:41:57On the first floor is a well-filled bookshelf.
00:41:59You can also open a bottle of wine, except for the Mario Symphony.
00:42:03That was a gift from my friend Roger.
00:42:05That's all. I have to go.
00:42:07I'll probably be back late, so...
00:42:09Make yourself comfortable.
00:42:10And call me if there's a problem.
00:42:12Thank you!
00:42:13Bye!
00:42:22Next, we'll chat with superstar Kiki about her debut novel.
00:42:25A bright shining star that has already sold over a million times.
00:42:29Here's a little preview.
00:42:39I believe that you find your destiny by following your heart.
00:42:51So have big dreams and see where the universe leads you.
00:42:59Day 13
00:43:10Good morning, Jovana.
00:43:12How did you sleep?
00:43:13Like a baby.
00:43:15And Tommy gave me company again.
00:43:18The way you say that, Jovana...
00:43:21You were really the perfect guest in the last few days.
00:43:25So...
00:43:26Would you like to stay longer?
00:43:29What do you mean by longer?
00:43:30I'm flying to Reykjavik for three months tomorrow.
00:43:33Tommy doesn't like many people.
00:43:35But he's really enthusiastic about you.
00:43:38I actually wanted to give him a dog pension, but...
00:43:41I could also pay you to take care of him.
00:43:44What do you think?
00:43:46Here? For three months?
00:43:48Correct.
00:43:50And you wouldn't pay?
00:43:52Well, it wouldn't be much, but enough for your rent in Paris.
00:43:56Then at least your costs would be covered.
00:44:00Hm.
00:44:04That's a really generous offer.
00:44:12But I have to catch my flight to Budapest today.
00:44:30I love you.
00:44:49You're the crowning glory.
00:44:51So you can either have a coffee in the green room...
00:44:54or listen to other presentations.
00:44:57But I have to warn you.
00:44:59That sounds a bit crazy.
00:45:01And some of it is in Hungarian.
00:45:03Oh, that's okay. I'll just listen. Maybe I can learn something.
00:45:06Okay. Let's go.
00:45:08Kiki, every day and night.
00:45:12Here's the recursion. Selfie in selfie.
00:45:15The presenter films himself while he sings.
00:45:20Gibson Elling's style of writing is black and white.
00:45:24The epistemology, which tries to penetrate the phenomenological methodology,
00:45:28can be attributed to either objectivism or constructivism.
00:45:32Epistemology is dedicated to the nature, creation and dissemination of knowledge.
00:45:37Before we start, I have to admit what I did during the last presentation.
00:45:42I didn't say anything.
00:45:44I didn't say anything.
00:45:46I didn't say anything.
00:45:48I didn't say anything.
00:45:50Before we start, I have to admit what I did during the last presentation.
00:45:54I didn't say anything.
00:45:57I didn't say anything.
00:46:08Either the Hungarians are extremely smart...
00:46:10or I'm the victim of a fight with a hidden camera.
00:46:16And the taxi driver pulls his cat down and shouts,
00:46:20Hey, asshole, the little one is too big for you.
00:46:23Yes, that's right.
00:46:24That's exactly the kind of absurdity
00:46:26you expect from Murakami.
00:46:28Only with less talking cats.
00:46:42If you don't have any forints, just give me 30 euros.
00:46:46No, thank you.
00:46:54Okay, well...
00:46:55where do you want to go next?
00:46:57How about the butter bar?
00:46:58No!
00:46:59That's too much greedy chrono stars.
00:47:02Thank you.
00:47:02What about the tuk-tuk?
00:47:04Are you into cocktails, Giovanna?
00:47:06To be honest,
00:47:07I think I'd better go back to the hotel now.
00:47:10I have a lot to organize before I leave tomorrow.
00:47:12Yeah, but it was nice to meet you all, really.
00:47:15And thank you, Eva. We hear from each other.
00:47:17See you soon, Johanna.
00:47:18It was nice to meet you.
00:47:19Yes.
00:47:20Yes.
00:47:21Yes, I thought so too. Have fun.
00:47:45Bye.
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00:49:19Bye.
00:49:50Hello.
00:49:51Hello.
00:49:53Thank you.
00:49:54Hello.
00:49:55Customer.
00:49:56I'll take that.
00:50:12Your third book has just been published.
00:50:14You're getting a lot of publicity
00:50:16through a really ingenious marketing strategy
00:50:18and you're on an international reading tour
00:50:20that will lead you to us in beautiful Europe.
00:50:22That sounds very exciting.
00:50:23Could you describe what a typical day looks like for you?
00:50:26It's the absolute dream of every writer, Rasmus.
00:50:30Every morning caviar for breakfast.
00:50:32Then a bath in sparkling Perrier.
00:50:35And then I have to make a few fresh dolphins
00:50:38from a Greenlandic glacier from my personal ice cream maker.
00:50:48And then I have to make a few fresh dolphins
00:50:50from a Greenlandic glacier from my personal ice cream maker.
00:51:10No, it's true.
00:51:11I don't even know what you look like.
00:51:13Does that matter?
00:51:15But that's unfair.
00:51:16You know what I look like because I'm on the book cover.
00:51:19But I googled you and there are about a million women
00:51:22who are named like you.
00:51:23I have names all over the world.
00:51:24But why do you care what I look like?
00:51:26What? Are you some kind of monster?
00:51:30It doesn't matter.
00:51:32I'm really looking forward to getting to know you.
00:51:34Even if you look like Shrek.
00:51:46And then he said, where is my fish?
00:51:49And then he said, where is my fish?
00:51:51And then he said, where is my fish?
00:52:02Kitchen?
00:52:03Hello, darling. How are you?
00:52:05Theo, I need your help. I need money.
00:52:09Oh no.
00:52:10The phone is still in my ass, isn't it?
00:52:14What? How is the tour going?
00:52:16Alec is bankrupt.
00:52:18I tried to tell you, but the connection...
00:52:20The connection is constantly interrupted.
00:52:22I drive everywhere for stops and...
00:52:25Baby, did you just say mattress-stranger people?
00:52:30Do we have any money left on the account at any bank?
00:52:35Babe.
00:52:38When will you finally fix this fucking phone?
00:52:40I don't understand.
00:52:41Baby, what?
00:52:43Hello?
00:52:44Johan?
00:52:47Shit.
00:52:51Throwing the phone around won't help.
00:52:53Either the phone or you. What about it?
00:52:55Throwing me around wouldn't be good for your shoulder.
00:53:00Try this.
00:53:11Better?
00:53:14A little, thanks.
00:53:21What's up, my hungry friends?
00:53:23Theo and Raphael are busy preparing the best smoked mackerel of Soho for you.
00:53:28So leave us a message.
00:53:31Hey, it's me.
00:53:32The connection was gone, like every fucking time.
00:53:34If I ever get this message,
00:53:36could you please try to call me back?
00:53:39Tell your boss to let you use the internet.
00:53:42I know we don't have any savings,
00:53:44but maybe you could ask your company for a grant or something.
00:53:47Let me know, okay?
00:53:49I love you.
00:53:53Here are...
00:53:5520 euros.
00:53:58It's not much.
00:54:02But maybe it's enough...
00:54:04for something to eat.
00:54:06No, I...
00:54:07I can't...
00:54:08Please.
00:54:10I've got it.
00:54:13Take it.
00:54:16Thank you.
00:54:19No problem.
00:54:31Dad and I had a lost weekend in a hotel in Budapest.
00:54:34There was no room with a double bed,
00:54:36so we quickly put the two single beds together.
00:54:39And while I was slowly trying to slide between the two mattresses,
00:54:42Katja took over the dramatic portrayal of the scene.
00:54:45Her lover had fallen into a deep crevice,
00:54:48and to save her, a whole pack of highly specialized dogs were needed,
00:54:52who had been training in the endless depths of reinforced white slats since their birth.
00:54:58Since we were too lazy to wash up, we ate crispy flakes from large cups.
00:55:02When Katja came back from making coffee,
00:55:04she found me in a similar embrace with a pillow.
00:55:07She was standing there, naked, with the cafeteria in her hand,
00:55:10and said with a playful disarmament,
00:55:12I'm only five minutes away, and you already have someone else?
00:55:17Sunrise.
00:55:18And she woke me up with her tongue between my legs.
00:55:20When we finally spoke, I asked,
00:55:22Do you say good morning to everyone?
00:55:24And she answered,
00:55:25Yes.
00:55:26Only the people on the bus are often a little irritated
00:55:28when I happen to meet friends of mine there in the morning.
00:55:32Katja found a permanent job as a typographer at an agency in Dublin.
00:55:36I said goodbye in the departure hall,
00:55:38while I was clinging to an overpriced caramel latte.
00:55:41I said,
00:55:42Let me hear from you.
00:55:45She kissed my hand,
00:55:46winked at me,
00:55:47and disappeared in the direction of customs.
00:55:49I went home and watched Dirty Dancing,
00:55:52and spooned crispy flakes out of a cup.
00:55:56Evcharisto.
00:56:01Thank you, Giovanna.
00:56:02That was really very entertaining.
00:56:04I have some comments,
00:56:06but first the listeners have the floor.
00:56:08Does anyone have a question? Yes?
00:56:10Yes, hello, Giovanna.
00:56:12I'm Elias from the Traveling Book Buff.
00:56:15You've probably heard of my YouTube channel before.
00:56:20No?
00:56:21You?
00:56:22Really not?
00:56:24Oh, okay.
00:56:25Well, I just have one little specific question for you.
00:56:28Is your book actually autobiographical?
00:56:32That question might be a little too personal.
00:56:35Giovanna?
00:56:36Um, in America's Psycho it's about the psyche of a serial killer.
00:56:40But do you seriously think that Brad Easton Ellis
00:56:43stabbed women with an axe before?
00:56:45Let's just say I'm happily married.
00:56:48That's a really clever way of avoiding a question,
00:56:51but I think it's pretty impolite to lead the readers off.
00:56:55That's enough.
00:56:56My followers want an answer.
00:56:58Sir, sir.
00:56:59That's really going too far.
00:57:01You should leave.
00:57:02What?
00:57:03I'm just saying what I think.
00:57:08What's the point of this, you idiot?
00:57:10It's no use.
00:57:11What do you want now?
00:57:12What do you want?
00:57:13Do you want to play with bullets?
00:57:15I can't speak Greek, but I understand the meaning.
00:57:17Good, you're very smart.
00:57:18Okay, um, Giovanna, just let me say this.
00:57:20I would never kill for a little girl like our little Banderas here,
00:57:23but I stand by my videos and don't hide behind a facade.
00:57:27Bravo.
00:57:37I'm really sorry.
00:57:39Yes, yes, do you have another question?
00:57:42Silence is your enemy
00:57:49You could grab the tension with your hands,
00:57:51but the crucial question remains.
00:57:53Did Giovanna really sleep with 100 women?
00:57:57Okay, the big pink elephant in the room.
00:58:01Did I really sleep with all these women?
00:58:07Oh, it's so late.
00:58:08I have to go now, unfortunately.
00:58:11Bye.
00:58:13Silence is your friend
00:58:23Silence is your enemy
00:58:40I'm sorry about the mattress.
00:58:42We had one made of foam, but the dog peed on it.
00:58:47Voila.
00:58:48Do you have a dog?
00:58:50No.
00:58:55I apologize for the curiosity, but are you a writer?
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:01Didn't you write a book with the title
00:59:03Don't Read This in the Air?
00:59:05Don't Read This on a Plane, yes.
00:59:07I thought so.
00:59:08I saw a review today.
00:59:09Your face looked familiar.
00:59:11Good to know.
00:59:12And? Is it true?
00:59:14Is what true?
00:59:16That you...
00:59:17That I...
00:59:18That you...
00:59:19You already know.
00:59:21That you pick up extra-important topics to...
00:59:26Hey, kid.
00:59:27How do you say that when someone goes and chases the press?
00:59:30To get publicity.
00:59:32No, no.
00:59:34To get publicity.
00:59:36Is that true?
00:59:37You want to know if it's autobiographical?
00:59:39No, I'm not interested in all the sex stuff.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:42What year are we living in? 1955?
00:59:44But apparently there's a part in the book that's so delicate
00:59:49that you get arrested if you read it on a plane.
00:59:52That's just a joke.
00:59:53I really can't imagine anyone taking that seriously.
00:59:58As long as you can sleep peacefully at night.
01:00:00Whatever.
01:00:01The bathroom is over here.
01:00:02There's a little trick at the tap.
01:00:08Day 17
01:00:23Yes, hello?
01:00:24Giovanna?
01:00:25This is Alec.
01:00:26Did you hear the news?
01:00:27It happened again, but this time in the States.
01:00:30That could be the big breakthrough.
01:00:34What news?
01:00:36What news?
01:00:38I'll send you the link.
01:00:39Take a look.
01:00:40I just woke up.
01:00:41Can you read it to me?
01:00:43Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:00:45So, the headline is
01:00:47Woman interrogated for reading on a plane.
01:00:51A woman on a JetBlue flight from Atlanta to Denver
01:00:54was intercepted while leaving the plane by an anti-terrorist unit.
01:00:58According to statements, she had a book called
01:01:01Don't Read This on a Plane
01:01:03read by the author Giovanna Fay, who lives in Paris.
01:01:06The book contains a blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:01:08Then the corresponding passage is described.
01:01:10And then it says here that they let her run later.
01:01:13Not a big deal, but great advertising.
01:01:17Cool.
01:01:18Yes, really cool, cool, cool.
01:01:20Indeed.
01:01:21Although I think today's youth would call it rather fat.
01:01:24But apart from that, that's exactly what we needed.
01:01:29What do you mean by we, Alec?
01:01:30You're not the publisher anymore.
01:01:33You're right, yes.
01:01:36I only advise you,
01:01:38as your friend,
01:01:40you should use it as well as possible.
01:01:43Because that's how my love really feels like success.
01:01:47You've been working on it all your life.
01:01:50So,
01:01:52look around you
01:01:54and take a deep breath
01:01:57and enjoy this moment.
01:02:00Thank you.
01:02:12Thank you, Alec.
01:02:14All the best to you.
01:02:30Thank you.
01:03:01Hi, I'm looking for Nico.
01:03:03Yes, the big guy with the gray hair.
01:03:05Okay, thanks.
01:03:31Giovanna!
01:03:32There you are.
01:03:33I'm Nico.
01:03:34Nice to meet you.
01:03:41Take one.
01:03:56I met Harriet in a retro bar in Montreal.
01:03:58She said she'd put a piece of toothpaste between her teeth,
01:04:01but she enjoyed the irony of it all.
01:04:05She was a lovely Australian woman with a lip piercing,
01:04:08green hair and a walrus tattoo on her left cheek.
01:04:12When I asked her if she was a John Lennon fan,
01:04:14she said,
01:04:15not really.
01:04:16I just think walruses are cool.
01:04:19She played tricks whenever she had the chance.
01:04:22She burned my lips with hellish hot chili shots
01:04:24and acted like we didn't know each other
01:04:27in order to show me her affection in a very inappropriate way.
01:04:31Before I set off again after one of our rendezvouses,
01:04:34she scribbled a note in my diary.
01:04:37I wanted to read it,
01:04:38but she didn't say anything yet,
01:04:39only on the plane.
01:04:41During the flight,
01:04:42I opened the page she had given me with a reading mark.
01:04:45Five words.
01:04:47My heart stopped.
01:04:48And in a panic,
01:04:49I swallowed the book again.
01:04:51After I had finally regained my senses,
01:04:54I opened the book
01:04:55and risked a second look.
01:04:57And there it was again.
01:05:04It's a bomb on board.
01:05:09While I imagined my new life in Guantanamo Bay,
01:05:13I finally understood the walrus tattoo.
01:05:16She was able to perform tricks in SeaWorld.
01:05:19She could turn into a tender, green-haired nymph
01:05:21that Bukowski reads
01:05:22and drinks at a bar in a windowless abbey in Montreal.
01:05:26But if you turn your back on her,
01:05:27she might ram a tooth into your own stomach.
01:05:32Thank you.
01:05:39Fantastic reaction.
01:05:41I think we have a deal here.
01:05:44That was fantastic, Joanna.
01:05:45I think you have some real fans here in Maastricht.
01:05:49Does anyone else have any questions?
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53Hi, Joanna.
01:05:54Have you ever had a headbutt?
01:05:57What?
01:06:22Hello?
01:06:26What?
01:06:29Babe?
01:06:30Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
01:06:34Babe, can you...
01:06:36I don't understand you, what?
01:06:38Okay.
01:06:39And now?
01:06:40Don't you understand me?
01:06:42I can't hear you.
01:06:43Finally, wow.
01:06:45Hi.
01:06:47Okay, I don't know if you got my last message,
01:06:50but I'm completely broke.
01:06:52Do we have anything left on the couch?
01:06:55Are there maybe some bills hidden in the mattress?
01:06:58I'm desperate.
01:07:00Babe, I'm sorry.
01:07:01I got your message, but I...
01:07:04I was embarrassed that I couldn't help you.
01:07:07And...
01:07:08Joanna, I have to take better care of you.
01:07:10I know.
01:07:11I will, babe, I promise.
01:07:12Okay, I'm going to lie down,
01:07:13I'm going to open a restaurant,
01:07:14it's going to be a huge success,
01:07:15and we're all going to be happy.
01:07:16Okay, save that for later.
01:07:18Save that for later.
01:07:19I'm sick and tired of this shit.
01:07:32Fuck.
01:07:49Oh, hello.
01:07:51Call me again tomorrow, Grauen.
01:07:54I just wanted to talk a little.
01:07:55Is that okay?
01:07:57Yes, of course it's okay.
01:08:00Okay.
01:08:01And have you already prepared everything for my reading?
01:08:05Of course.
01:08:07However, my bookshop is not big enough,
01:08:09so do the reading somewhere else.
01:08:11What?
01:08:12That's great news.
01:08:14Then I can finally start asking for an honorarium.
01:08:17Yes, our business is pretty small,
01:08:20but maybe I can decide for you in a different way.
01:08:24Oh my God, that sounds pretty attractive.
01:08:27I will neither confirm nor deny this impression.
01:08:31But remember, you don't even know what I look like.
01:08:35I could be a bit ugly.
01:08:38But you don't sound ugly.
01:08:41A voice can be very deceitful.
01:08:43I once called the intern at the publisher.
01:08:46She had a beautiful, lively voice
01:08:48and I imagined her in a yellow summer dress
01:08:50and with a white bow in her hair.
01:08:53When we finally met, she had dreadlocks and horns.
01:08:58Horns?
01:09:00She had implants under her skin.
01:09:03Hey, kid!
01:09:05But she sounded like the speaker in a toothpaste ad.
01:09:08And before I realized it,
01:09:10we shared a tea with lemon.
01:09:13And then she went home
01:09:15and rubbed a pentagram into the forehead of a kitten.
01:09:24Jovana.
01:09:26Yes?
01:09:29Did you really sleep with all those women?
01:09:32And if so, would I be a slut?
01:09:35Would I be a slut?
01:09:38Maybe it's time to admit
01:09:40that we're all sluts.
01:09:43But you're a bit more slutty.
01:09:46If my arms were a bit longer,
01:09:48I would slap you.
01:09:51Day 19.
01:10:05Day 20.
01:10:36Day 21.
01:11:01Hi, Christina.
01:11:02How are you?
01:11:04Nice to meet you.
01:11:05Nice to meet you, too.
01:11:07So, what's next?
01:11:09Come.
01:11:14I gave the glass to my client, Frederik,
01:11:16and explicitly mentioned
01:11:18that you should eat it very, very thin on toast.
01:11:22With butter.
01:11:23But he didn't seem to understand that.
01:11:25And when I came over for dinner,
01:11:27Frederik's wife served the dish
01:11:29together with the grilled pork.
01:11:31She opens the glass,
01:11:34slaps a huge spoonful of Vegemite on the plate
01:11:37and dabs the meat in
01:11:39like dirty black mustard.
01:11:42I didn't want her to think it was stupid,
01:11:44so I did the same,
01:11:45just like Frederik and the other guests.
01:11:47No one really wanted to eat this black mud,
01:11:50but we did it
01:11:52so that someone else wouldn't feel bad.
01:11:56I'm sorry.
01:11:57I'm taking too much.
01:11:58No, not at all.
01:12:00You're right.
01:12:01This is a really nice story.
01:12:04She's screaming for a toast.
01:12:09So, let's drink to
01:12:11not doing things just to please others.
01:12:25Day 20
01:12:30Day 21
01:12:37There aren't many left.
01:12:39Do you want to give them a link to the e-book?
01:12:41Whatever you say.
01:12:49Couldn't an intern take over the reading?
01:12:52Hungry hordes are waiting outside
01:12:54for your pearls of wisdom.
01:12:55I heard
01:12:56there's this beautiful water park
01:12:58with jacuzzis and so on.
01:13:08It was really fun.
01:13:29Thank you.
01:13:31Thank you so much.
01:13:36Chapter 67
01:13:38Lorraine
01:13:41I met Lorraine
01:13:43in front of the shelf for frozen quiches
01:13:45in a supermarket in Huntington.
01:13:50And...
01:13:59You know what?
01:14:01Let's go back to Lorraine
01:14:03but first I'd like to say a few words.
01:14:06Whenever I read,
01:14:07the question always comes up
01:14:09whether Don't Read This On A Plane
01:14:11is autobiographical.
01:14:13Did I sleep with 100 women?
01:14:16I always avoid the question.
01:14:18In public and also in private.
01:14:21To keep the secret
01:14:23that such a non-answer creates.
01:14:25Because a secret generates sales
01:14:27and I have to sell books to survive.
01:14:30But this whole charade
01:14:31pulled me down.
01:14:32So...
01:14:33I'm going to answer the question now.
01:14:37Is Don't Read This On A Plane
01:14:39autobiographical?
01:14:44Yes.
01:14:46Absolutely.
01:14:50I really slept with 100 or more women
01:14:54and I experienced every meeting in this book.
01:14:59I changed names and details
01:15:01but the stories and the feelings
01:15:05all rely on facts.
01:15:08And every single one shaped me.
01:15:11And would you like to know something else?
01:15:13I've been on tour for a few weeks now
01:15:15and during this time I had sex with...
01:15:19two more.
01:15:24Don't Read This On A Plane
01:15:50To be exact, there were three.
01:15:55Don't Read This On A Plane
01:16:02Okay, four.
01:16:05My husband Theo and I have been married for ten years now.
01:16:09Does he know about my flat?
01:16:11Of course he does.
01:16:13In fact, he even encourages me
01:16:15because he wants me to be fulfilled.
01:16:18But there's a catch to this arrangement.
01:16:20He insists that my affairs
01:16:22remain purely physical.
01:16:24He doesn't want me to get emotionally involved with one of these women.
01:16:28But I don't know if that's possible.
01:16:34For me, it's completely natural
01:16:36to feel something for every woman I'm with.
01:16:40Sometimes I can just go
01:16:41for a moment alone at breakfast,
01:16:43and then not think about it anymore.
01:16:47But sometimes it completely kills me.
01:16:50And I'm like a teenager who's in love for the first time.
01:16:55Why am I talking about this right now?
01:16:59From a marketing perspective, it's pure suicide.
01:17:02The secret is ruined.
01:17:05You all know the truth now.
01:17:07End of story.
01:17:09Maybe no one will buy my book anymore.
01:17:12But if that's the price for my peace of mind,
01:17:15then, as always, thanks for listening.
01:17:18Back to the frozen quiche.
01:17:46Day 21
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01:20:50Day 191
01:20:53I know most restaurants are bankrupt, really.
01:20:57I said to Raphael over there,
01:21:00I really have to be completely crazy to open another restaurant in the heart of Paris.
01:21:04And he answered,
01:21:06Yes, Theo, you are really crazy.
01:21:09But as far as I know you, I cannot even keep my overcoat from it.
01:21:14You will be cutting onions with a knife between your teeth.
01:21:18However, with this evening, we have officially survived for a whole year.
01:21:24Thank you.
01:21:26And hey, we have to do something right, because we haven't had a single case of food poisoning yet.
01:21:31I mean, wow.
01:21:34So, as many of you know, I wanted to turn this place into a cultural mecca.
01:21:38Jazz, readings and lectures, admittedly it took a while, but...
01:21:44Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor to welcome you to Picante Notizen, part one.
01:21:50And it is a very special honor to introduce our first artist, my beautiful woman.
01:21:56You may also know her as Theo's beautiful woman.
01:22:00Come here.
01:22:02She read this in the name of her story, They Didn't Think It Was Music.
01:22:05Your performance, baby.
01:22:10Merci, mon amour.
01:22:12They Didn't Think It Was Music.
01:22:17Resveber. Swedish.
01:22:20The restlessness in the heart of a traveler before the adventure begins,
01:22:25when nervousness and anticipation take hold.
01:22:31Chapter one.
01:22:33When I packed my suitcase, this resveber struck me with full force
01:22:38and made sure that even the most banal decision suddenly had a world-shaking meaning.
01:22:44The decision between turtlenecks and ballerinas achieved an importance
01:22:49that is usually reserved for questions of national security,
01:22:52decisions that determine the fate of civilization.
01:22:56It was something like the Cuba crisis of comfortable footwear.
01:23:00My indecision was shameful.
01:23:03I needed the help of chance to free my subconscious.
01:23:06So I threw a coin.
01:23:08Head.
01:23:09That was called turtleneck.
01:23:11Damn it, I wanted ballerinas.
01:23:13Like a blind man who can suddenly see,
01:23:16it became clear to me what I really wanted.
01:23:19The coin was wrong.
01:23:21But I had to throw it first to recognize it.
01:23:37I'm beginning to think you're fooling me because I'm a pyramid.
01:23:42And you don't want to say that for you it's just a game.
01:23:46But I don't want to play.
01:23:48You used to be so kind, but now you're just obscene.
01:23:52How I just want to say.
01:23:57Don't worry, girl, you don't have to wake up.
01:24:02Don't worry, girl, I leave tonight.
01:24:07You were a special girl that I used to adore.
01:24:10Now you're making me feel down.
01:24:13Like a rolling stone that has stopped to roll.
01:24:16Now you're nothing but a block.
01:24:19Oh no, no, no.
01:24:22Oh no, no.
01:24:29Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:24:33Every day I follow you.
01:24:37Inemitable agony.
01:24:43Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:24:47Every day I follow you.
01:24:50You're burning my energy.
01:24:57Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:25:01Every day I follow you.
01:25:04Inemitable agony.
01:25:11Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:25:15Every day I follow you.
01:25:18You're burning my energy.
01:25:48Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:25:52Every day I follow you.
01:25:55You're burning my energy.
01:25:59Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:26:03Every day I follow you.
01:26:06You're burning my energy.
01:26:10Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:26:14Every day I follow you.
01:26:18You're burning my energy.
01:26:22Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:26:26Every day I follow you.
01:26:30You're burning my energy.
01:26:34Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:26:38Every day I follow you.
01:26:42You're burning my energy.
01:26:46Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:26:50Every day I follow you.
01:26:53You're burning my energy.
01:26:57Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:27:01Every day I follow you.
01:27:05You're burning my energy.
01:27:09Lost in your illusion, fade away.
01:27:13Thanks for watching!