GAY SEX MOVIE
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00:00:00Shit. I didn't expect to hear from you. How long has it been? Like, probably a year?
00:00:30Uh, sorry, it's me. Sammy, I'm really glad you called. Things have, god, they've been hell here between work and, you know, life. I could use a getaway. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, count me in for a cabin weekend.
00:00:51I talked to Victor. He said you didn't call him. He also said he wasn't annoyed. You know Victor. I'll talk to him. I'm really glad I get to see your face again soon, man. It's great to know that we can just pick up like this. I'm looking forward to the weekend. It'll be like old times.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:36McMahon.
00:01:38Miles McMahon.
00:01:40I have chemo today.
00:01:41ID and proof of insurance.
00:01:43Throw those on my tab.
00:01:46But this says it's a...
00:01:47It's aspirational. I'm manifesting. Prick.
00:01:54Would you like a crystal?
00:01:55You don't have to do that.
00:01:56No, I want to. See, I'm a believer in the power of positive thinking.
00:02:01I want to change oncologist.
00:02:02Miles, please. Derek, give me a string. Thank you.
00:02:08Just to be clear, I don't think that crystals replace the power of modern medicine.
00:02:12You're making it worse. Just give me a second.
00:02:14Actually, first I should apologize and give this man my other hat.
00:02:18That's very generous, but I don't need your hat.
00:02:20Well, I mean, they're on BOGO and I don't need to. Pretty soon I won't even need one because, uh, cancer.
00:02:27Take a crystal.
00:02:28No, please. Come on, Miles.
00:02:33Thanks, Mr. Positive Thinker. That one's for you.
00:02:37One more for you and one more crystal for you.
00:02:41Izzy, will you please make sure my touching of these rocks is reflected into my medical records?
00:02:46The doctor must know.
00:02:49Are you disappointed in me?
00:02:51You can have my other hat.
00:02:53He didn't deserve it.
00:02:54You do, you sweet angel of death.
00:02:57Have a seat. Someone will take your vitals shortly.
00:03:00How long is it going to take?
00:03:02If you like, we could reschedule your life-saving and extremely time-sensitive treatment plan.
00:03:07I'm just trying to meet my friends.
00:03:09We'll get you plugged in as soon as we can.
00:03:12Okay.
00:03:22Shit.
00:03:35Looks like we're on the same schedule.
00:03:40Where are your parents at?
00:03:43The lobby.
00:03:46What are you playing? Go fish?
00:03:50It's solitaire. You should know. Aren't you like 30?
00:03:55Excuse you, kid. I'm 28.
00:03:58Aren't you a little young to get cancer?
00:04:00Aren't you a little young to play solitaire?
00:04:03My mom says I'm an old soul.
00:04:07So, you've definitely seen boobs, right?
00:04:12I've seen a few.
00:04:13How many is that? Like six? Seven?
00:04:17They usually come in pairs.
00:04:20I really want to see boobs before I die.
00:04:23I don't think Make-A-Wish covers that, bud.
00:04:27For someone with cancer, you're super unsupportive.
00:04:37Well, it looks like we've got 12 more of these.
00:04:40Maybe I'll grow on you.
00:04:43Unless you die first.
00:05:00This isn't enough.
00:05:02Oh my God, Vic. For two and a half days?
00:05:05I'd think so.
00:05:06Every year we never get enough and then we have to drive all the way back down here.
00:05:10Whatever we don't finish, we can bring home.
00:05:13But I plan on drinking as much as possible.
00:05:16It won't be that bad.
00:05:18You underestimate him.
00:05:20You always have.
00:05:22Miles?
00:05:24Miles McMahon.
00:05:26The same kid who once shit his pants in PE to get out of being picked last in dodgeball?
00:05:31Please.
00:05:32Miles consistently gives me exactly what I've estimated.
00:05:39Vic, we've literally done this every year since forever.
00:05:43It's tradition.
00:05:46And we both needed an excuse to get away.
00:05:49Red or white?
00:05:51Miles likes white, I think.
00:05:57In his defense, your mom never liked Miles.
00:06:03You don't have to talk every day to still be friends.
00:06:06Sure, but there's a baseline, Sammy, and he doesn't even get close.
00:06:10You're right, he should have come to me.
00:06:12No, no, no, you're right. Mom didn't like him.
00:06:15She loved him. Because I loved him.
00:06:18And he couldn't even bother to show the fuck up.
00:06:20And if that doesn't bother you as well, then I don't know what else to say.
00:06:24Yeah, nope, this is, uh, this is too much.
00:06:27I'll restock it.
00:06:29I'm so sorry.
00:06:33None of this is ideal, but I do want you to have a good time.
00:06:37Will you try?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:40I get it.
00:06:42I do.
00:06:44And, you know, if you don't mind me asking,
00:06:48I get it. I do.
00:06:51And, you know, if things aren't, like, the greatest or whatever,
00:06:57then I'll make an excuse for us and we can leave.
00:07:00You don't have to do that.
00:07:02It's fine. Really.
00:07:06My job is pretty important.
00:07:09I do some pretty important things.
00:07:12Sometimes being important gets me out of stuff.
00:07:19Are you trying to get us killed out here in the middle of nowhere?
00:07:23They'd probably just kill you.
00:07:25Being important gets me out of shitty cabin weekends and murders.
00:07:28You're not that important.
00:07:30Rude.
00:07:36Do you think he knows?
00:07:38Do you think Miles knows?
00:07:42About us?
00:07:44Oh, my God, no.
00:07:46Are you kidding?
00:07:48He'd have to call us more than once a year, remember?
00:08:16I love you.
00:08:46Who's taking you to chemo on Monday?
00:09:01James is with his dad.
00:09:03I'm, uh, it would be really easy.
00:09:05I can do it.
00:09:07I'm gonna take the bus.
00:09:09You can't take the bus to your appointment, Miles.
00:09:12Hannah, table five knocked over their margaritas.
00:09:14I need you to clean them up.
00:09:15I'm on a break.
00:09:16There's no breaks when shit's built.
00:09:18I'm on the phone with my brother.
00:09:19Cool, I didn't know you had a brother.
00:09:21I don't care!
00:09:22He has cancer, you shitbag!
00:09:25That's not cool.
00:09:26No, it isn't.
00:09:28Please go away.
00:09:30Go clean them up yourself.
00:09:31Like, why the fuck does it have to be me?
00:09:34Just, can you please just get out?
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Okay!
00:09:37Fuck you!
00:09:38You done over there?
00:09:39Sorry.
00:09:41You called me.
00:09:42I know.
00:09:43I'm, I just, I want to help.
00:09:45You don't have to do this.
00:09:46I am perfectly capable of living my life.
00:09:49I shaved my head all on my own yesterday.
00:09:57I bet you look ridiculous.
00:10:01Are you making some friends at chemo, at least?
00:10:04More than I can count.
00:10:05One kid's name is Nick.
00:10:07He has leukemia.
00:10:09He enjoys solitaire and boobs.
00:10:11I wanted to invite him on the trip, but I wasn't sure that he'd survive.
00:10:14Invite him where?
00:10:15The cabin.
00:10:17Why would you be at the cabin?
00:10:19Oh my god.
00:10:21It's boys weekend, isn't it?
00:10:23Boys weekend.
00:10:24Do mom and dad know?
00:10:25Oh, I sure hope not.
00:10:26I'm already up here.
00:10:28Jesus, Miles, the way that you hold on to shit.
00:10:32Don't start, okay?
00:10:33If they're your friends, where have they been?
00:10:36Well, I haven't exactly...
00:10:41They don't know?
00:10:45Miles, people come into your life for a reason or a season.
00:10:48Which one are they?
00:10:49A reason or a season?
00:10:51Wow.
00:10:52Yeah, I read it on Instagram, so shut up.
00:10:56Like, don't get really drunk.
00:10:58I won't.
00:10:59Yes, you will.
00:11:00There's no telling.
00:11:03I know exactly who you are.
00:11:05Oh shit, hey.
00:11:06I gotta go.
00:11:07Time to get really drunk.
00:11:09I'm not at all worried.
00:11:11This is a good start, okay?
00:11:14I love you.
00:11:17Same, just remind me when I'm in remission so I know you mean it.
00:11:36Are you okay?
00:11:38Looks different.
00:11:41Unnatural.
00:11:44I knew you'd be late.
00:11:46Hey, you know me.
00:11:47There's nothing safer than a slow turn.
00:11:49I remember.
00:11:52It's good to see you.
00:11:53It's good to see you.
00:11:55Nice hat.
00:11:56It was a bogo.
00:11:58I'll let you have the other.
00:11:59I don't like it that much.
00:12:00Oh, get in there.
00:12:02I'm glad you could make it.
00:12:03Really?
00:12:04Because you didn't invite me, so I wasn't so sure.
00:12:07You said he wasn't bothered by that.
00:12:08We both know that he was.
00:12:10Regardless, let me make it up to you and help you with your bags?
00:12:14Don't worry about it.
00:12:15I got it.
00:12:16Oh, come on.
00:12:17Don't throw your back out on the one bag I brought you.
00:12:20I don't know, man.
00:12:21It's got wheels.
00:12:22I got it.
00:12:23There is a cooler and some booze in the backseat if you don't mind lending a hand with that.
00:12:26Consider it done.
00:12:27What the fuck was that?
00:12:28What?
00:12:29You.
00:12:30You.
00:12:31You.
00:12:32You're being an asshole and doing exactly what I asked you not to do.
00:12:34Just fucking try.
00:12:38Everything all right?
00:12:39Your parents remodeled the place?
00:12:42Yeah, total overhaul.
00:12:43Dad's only focused since he retired.
00:12:49Same weird little room in the front for me?
00:12:52Same one, yep.
00:12:54I'm gonna go get settled.
00:13:02Bye.
00:13:16Glad you could make the trek out to see me.
00:13:20The setup has its perks.
00:13:23Sneaking around, a secret rendezvous in the dead of night.
00:13:29The thrill of it all.
00:13:32Help me make the bed.
00:13:41It won't be weird all weekend.
00:13:43Am I the only one who saw that hat?
00:13:45A minor stylistic setback on the road to salvaging our friendship.
00:13:50You are the best of us.
00:13:51I know.
00:13:56I wish I could have that same blind faith that everything's gonna work out.
00:14:01Well, I like to think that I have enough for both of us.
00:14:06You guys started the party without me?
00:14:08Well, it looks like you brought the party with you.
00:14:11Oh, these?
00:14:16Come on, Vic.
00:14:18Humor me.
00:14:22Attaboy.
00:14:24I'm really glad you guys could make it.
00:14:27We wouldn't have missed it.
00:14:29I really needed this.
00:14:30To hell.
00:14:32But to stay there, be as fun as the way there.
00:14:35Cheers.
00:14:38Cheers.
00:14:39Okay, wait, no.
00:14:40No, the worst thing that we ever did was that syrup thing.
00:14:45Oh, oh my god, Ms. Splinterbatch.
00:14:47Ms. Splinterbatch, yes.
00:14:48Back in third grade.
00:14:50You remember how she would just, like, sit at her desk all day and, like, eat just straight syrup?
00:14:57You remember that, right, Vic?
00:14:58Yeah.
00:14:59She had that little plastic mug of it and she would just dip and lick her fingers all day.
00:15:04God, you'd get your test back and it would just be, like, dripping with syrup.
00:15:08Shit.
00:15:10Wait.
00:15:11How did we get into her house?
00:15:13Your sister.
00:15:14Hannah.
00:15:15Yes, no, she was house-sitting.
00:15:16Oh.
00:15:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, we stole the key out of her purse.
00:15:19We stole the key.
00:15:20We stole the key and then we went over to her place and we covered that floor in syrup.
00:15:25Oh, no.
00:15:27And then the bees.
00:15:28The bees!
00:15:29Holy shit.
00:15:30Wait, didn't she and her family have to, like, move out or something?
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:34You kidding me?
00:15:35They were stuck in a motel for a month, Miles.
00:15:37And you confessed.
00:15:38You fucking snitched.
00:15:39Of course I confessed.
00:15:40Are you kidding me?
00:15:41It was awful.
00:15:42I mean, I felt terrible.
00:15:43Those were, like, a dangerous number of bees.
00:15:47Hey, Vic.
00:15:48You have any kids in your class as bad as we were?
00:15:50Victor is assistant principal now.
00:15:55Wait, you're not old enough.
00:15:56It's not actually how jobs work.
00:15:58It's a lot more money and, you know, he gets to make a difference now with the school as a whole.
00:16:08But by supporting the teachers now.
00:16:13Cool, man.
00:16:14Good for you.
00:16:16How's Clancy's?
00:16:17Still smell like shit in Pinesville?
00:16:19I wouldn't know.
00:16:21Haven't been in a minute.
00:16:23Wait, are you not bartending anymore?
00:16:26I'm between jobs.
00:16:28You bailed on it then.
00:16:30I'm self-care.
00:16:31I gotta focus on me for a bit.
00:16:32Fast-paced world is slinging drink skin in the way of self-improvement.
00:16:36It's more complicated than that.
00:16:40Actually, I should let you guys know.
00:16:43Yes, no.
00:16:44Look, one of my board members, they are actually currently opening a bar and they are in the middle of looking for...
00:16:49Holy shit.
00:16:52What did you do, Miles?
00:16:53Try not to fall in love with me, guys.
00:16:55Resist if you can.
00:17:00It's just a haircut. I'll put the hat back on.
00:17:03We actually have something to tell you.
00:17:10Well, um...
00:17:13Victor and I...
00:17:22We're together now.
00:17:26Together.
00:17:31Why, together together?
00:17:35Since when?
00:17:37Three years.
00:17:39Three?
00:17:45Listen.
00:17:46Listen, we really wanted to tell you earlier, okay?
00:17:49We wanted to make sure you knew.
00:17:53I'm so happy for you both.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:18:00You're both, so...
00:18:04You're perfect together.
00:18:08It's fate.
00:18:10Or some shit.
00:18:13You'll both have very long and happy lives together.
00:18:18If you'll excuse me.
00:18:21Get in the face.
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:38Stop!
00:18:42He's so angry.
00:18:44He's gonna think we're gonna take it well.
00:18:46That's not true.
00:18:48There is a universe where this whatever-it-is isn't happening.
00:18:51Because we told him when we should have.
00:18:53No, no. This tantrum is not my fault.
00:18:56Our fault.
00:18:58At least he's happy for us.
00:18:59He's not!
00:19:00Yes, he is.
00:19:01That's the only thing that he did say.
00:19:04And he's still our friend.
00:19:05I mean, he can be frustrated about us lying to him and still be happy for us.
00:19:08Support should be like, you know...
00:19:11Unconditional or whatever.
00:19:13It should come without limits.
00:19:17Not even you believe that.
00:19:19What?
00:19:21Of course I do. I just said it.
00:19:24Was support unconditional when I wanted to quit my job and take up baking?
00:19:28Oh my god, we have bills to pay.
00:19:30People pay money for pastries.
00:19:32Pastries cost money to make.
00:19:34Well, you'll never make a return if you don't invest.
00:19:36No, that's not the same at all.
00:19:37Yes, it is.
00:19:39You just can't give anyone the benefit of the doubt.
00:19:43No, I do.
00:19:46Miles isn't mad about us.
00:19:49He's mad that we didn't tell him.
00:19:51He's mad that we didn't tell him.
00:19:52Which, to be honest, is completely fair.
00:19:56He wants to control the narrative.
00:19:58The problem is so do you.
00:20:05I'm gonna go out there.
00:20:08He needs us.
00:20:10One of us.
00:20:13Probably just me.
00:20:22We always wondered, you know, if you were.
00:20:27We always got so much ass, it was just a little suspicious.
00:20:33Some of us tried really hard, and I think to myself,
00:20:35there's no way he could date that many women and know what to do with all of them.
00:20:41You could have told me.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43Why'd it take so long?
00:20:44Because we wanted to tell him.
00:20:47I know.
00:20:48Why'd it take so long?
00:20:49Because we wanted to tell you in person.
00:20:51Actually, I wanted to leave a voicemail.
00:20:54You could have chose anyone.
00:20:56You chose him.
00:20:57You got something you wanna say?
00:20:58Fuck off, Vic.
00:20:59I just wanted us to have a normal weekend.
00:21:01And we still can.
00:21:03I'm not gonna be the third wheel in my own cabin.
00:21:05You've been a third wheel for as long as we've known you.
00:21:07Jesus Christ, Vic.
00:21:11And you wonder why I never call.
00:21:19It's work.
00:21:21I should take this.
00:21:26We both know he could do better.
00:21:34I always knew Victor was gay.
00:21:36You did not.
00:21:37I absolutely did, because I tried to suck his dick senior year,
00:21:40and he turned me down.
00:21:41Well, he turned you down because it was his senior year,
00:21:44and you were six to eight.
00:21:46It didn't stop Sammy.
00:21:47What does that say about him?
00:21:50It says more about me, honestly.
00:21:53So I'm literally the last person to know.
00:21:55You have a lot going on.
00:21:56It's understandable that you would have missed something like this.
00:21:59What kind of turmoil did I cause these guys
00:22:01that they couldn't tell me this major life thing?
00:22:04Why does this have to be on you?
00:22:06You're not the best.
00:22:08But this is a shitty thing.
00:22:09Their decision not to tell you, that's not on you.
00:22:11It's not your fault.
00:22:13They're gonna tell me.
00:22:14It's not your fault.
00:22:16They're gonna leave.
00:22:18Things will just end this way, and this will...
00:22:22probably be the last time I'm ever gonna see these guys.
00:22:24It's not gonna be the last time.
00:22:30Don't talk like that.
00:22:32Please.
00:22:35They're not gonna leave.
00:22:37Sammy's not gonna let them.
00:22:38That's just the thing, Hannah.
00:22:39It's not just Sammy anymore.
00:22:40They're like...
00:22:42a unit now.
00:22:44Then convince Victor.
00:22:45He's the emotionally stunted brick wall of the group.
00:22:49So maybe hit him with a threat?
00:22:50No.
00:22:52Get some trust back.
00:22:54And give some.
00:22:56Forgiveness is simply loving someone enough
00:22:59to seek healing instead of retribution
00:23:01when they have wronged you.
00:23:03Instagram?
00:23:04You know it.
00:23:06Listen, you know I love hearing from you.
00:23:08Yeah, I can go.
00:23:10It's just that I've gotta get dinner ready for James.
00:23:14I'm so glad that you called.
00:23:16You can call anytime.
00:23:17Really.
00:23:19Go feed your child.
00:23:21I love you.
00:23:23Yep.
00:23:24I know.
00:23:25Good night, Hannah.
00:23:41No.
00:23:52Are you gonna leave?
00:23:55We discussed it.
00:23:57You just got here, man.
00:23:59If you leave, I...
00:24:01won't even be forced to hear you have sex.
00:24:03Did you want that?
00:24:05That's a joke.
00:24:07But yeah, I mean, I guess I at least wanted the option.
00:24:11So that's...
00:24:13your apology?
00:24:16You know, Sammy would stay, but...
00:24:18I'm sick.
00:24:21There's some Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:24:23No, I'm sick, sick. I have cancer.
00:24:26Don't tell Sammy.
00:24:31What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:34You're gonna tell me that you have cancer
00:24:36and then I have to tell Sammy?
00:24:38What do you mean that you have cancer?
00:24:40I'll tell him Sunday morning.
00:24:42If he finds out, he's just gonna worry
00:24:43and I just want things to feel normal.
00:24:44Just one last time, okay?
00:24:46You can't leave me dying, man.
00:24:50You're dying?
00:24:52We're all dying.
00:24:54The cancer's just killing me a little bit quicker.
00:25:00Oh my God.
00:25:01I have to tell Sammy.
00:25:02I have to show him.
00:25:03He's your friend, dude.
00:25:04You cannot keep this from him.
00:25:06No, no, no, no.
00:25:07Just be my friend the way you used to be, okay?
00:25:10I know that version of our friendship
00:25:11doesn't exist anymore,
00:25:13but just pretend for one day.
00:25:16That's all I need.
00:25:30Thank you.
00:25:33You tell Sammy by Sunday.
00:25:37Or I will.
00:25:39I will.
00:25:41I promise.
00:25:45I really am glad you're here, man.
00:25:49Goodnight, Miles.
00:26:08I think we should stay...
00:26:13here.
00:26:17We should have given him the space to be upset.
00:26:21He's entitled to his feelings,
00:26:24even if I disagree with them.
00:26:26I just, I...
00:26:30I tried to put myself in his shoes.
00:26:33I guess I'd be upset, too.
00:26:35Did he blackmail you to say this?
00:26:37What's happening?
00:26:39You drag me up here,
00:26:40and I'm not just going to bail at the first sign of trouble.
00:26:45I think we should write it up.
00:26:49At least try.
00:26:55I'm sorry.
00:26:57I'm sorry.
00:26:59I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:04I agree.
00:27:08We can stay,
00:27:11but this is very uncharacteristic of you.
00:27:16Take the win, Sammy.
00:27:30I love you.
00:27:34Something weird is happening.
00:27:40Say it back.
00:27:44I love you, too.
00:27:48If that's really you in there.
00:27:58He's more attractive, right?
00:28:01That's not just me.
00:28:04No, like, I think that Beanie might be doing a lot more
00:28:07than either of us are willing to admit.
00:28:11You love a charity case.
00:28:14I dedicate my life's work to him.
00:28:28Coming out is exhausting.
00:28:31Mm.
00:28:33I don't ever have to do it again.
00:28:40Oh, I'm so tired.
00:28:43Yeah?
00:28:44Mm-hmm.
00:28:46And I was thinking,
00:28:49maybe we should
00:28:53end this bad
00:28:56for old time's sake.
00:29:00Mm.
00:29:04Mm.
00:29:19Oh, my God.
00:29:30Good morning.
00:29:32Where'd you get all this?
00:29:34I went down the mountain.
00:29:36How long have you been up?
00:29:38A while.
00:29:39I didn't get much sleep.
00:29:41Didn't sound like you two did either.
00:29:44Please don't make this weird.
00:29:48How are you feeling?
00:29:50Please don't make this weird.
00:29:52Oh, my God.
00:29:54Miles, did you make all this?
00:29:56Why is everyone freaking out?
00:29:57It's breakfast, okay?
00:29:58It's very normal.
00:29:59Normal people eat breakfast in the morning.
00:30:01This, my friends, my loved ones,
00:30:03is a redo.
00:30:05Kicking off the weekend like we should have.
00:30:07Hey, I love a good do-over.
00:30:09Yes, exactly, okay.
00:30:11Let me be the first one to re-welcome you
00:30:13to the thing that we do every year.
00:30:15You're my oldest, and now
00:30:17you're my gayest friends.
00:30:19You're gay.
00:30:21And we have mimosas.
00:30:22What a start.
00:30:23I could get used to this version of you.
00:30:24Don't.
00:30:25I poured the cheapest thing I could find
00:30:26into orange juice concentrate,
00:30:27but if you really want to be impressed,
00:30:28check out the pancakes.
00:30:30All right.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:39Let's eat.
00:30:44It's been a while.
00:30:46Your body never forgets the devil's triangle.
00:30:48I'm getting too old for this.
00:30:50On the count of three.
00:30:52One.
00:30:53Two.
00:30:54Three.
00:30:59Cheers.
00:31:00Cheers.
00:31:12Beat it.
00:31:16Cheers, bro.
00:31:17Cheers, bros.
00:31:29Drink it. Drink it.
00:31:30Drink it.
00:31:46Let's go.
00:31:53Yeah!
00:31:57Shit.
00:32:01Fuck.
00:32:04Fuck.
00:32:14I'm gonna be sick.
00:32:23He's drinking a lot, right?
00:32:26Like, that's not just me.
00:32:28I don't know.
00:32:29I haven't seen him drink in a while.
00:32:30Hey, guys.
00:32:34I've been meaning to ask you something.
00:32:38How does it work exactly?
00:32:40Oh, we're doing this.
00:32:42Right now.
00:32:43Come on, man.
00:32:44Breakfast instant with me, right?
00:32:46Can you just...
00:32:48Who's the guy?
00:32:50Whoever had a burrito last.
00:32:51No, that's...
00:32:53That's not how it works.
00:32:56It's me.
00:32:57That's what I thought, yeah.
00:32:58No, now that's not fair.
00:33:01You seem like the catcher.
00:33:03Okay, an astute observation, Mr. McMahon.
00:33:08How'd you keep it from me for so friggin' long?
00:33:11Well, you're not the most perceptive.
00:33:14Sammy literally just called me astute.
00:33:16It was never really a good time to tell you.
00:33:19I mean, you either had a lot going on,
00:33:20or you just weren't really around at all.
00:33:23I get that.
00:33:24I get that.
00:33:27We weren't trying to keep it from you on purpose.
00:33:30We kept it from ourselves for a while.
00:33:36Dating your best friend sounds convenient as shit.
00:33:39Yeah, sure.
00:33:40People want the person that they love
00:33:42to become their best friend, but it's...
00:33:45It's kind of scary to think that
00:33:48new feelings might ruin something you've had your whole life.
00:33:54Well, I need another beer to wash this taste out of my mouth.
00:33:56Maybe finish your water first.
00:33:58Okay, well, if we're just sitting here,
00:34:01you know what I want to get into?
00:34:07No!
00:34:09Oh, come on, baby. It's tradition.
00:34:11No, baby, it's tradition.
00:34:14This is a mistake.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:19Oh, shit.
00:34:22Okay.
00:34:37Hey, bros.
00:34:39Look what I found.
00:34:45What is all this?
00:34:46Mom put away most of her personal stuff
00:34:48whenever they started listing on Airbnb.
00:34:51I guess this is my box.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:56Look at us.
00:34:59Oh, man.
00:35:01Miles sure loved these cargo shorts, right?
00:35:03Oh, man.
00:35:04Yeah, I missed that extra storage.
00:35:06Yeah, what'd you put in those pockets, anyways?
00:35:08Preteen sex appeal, mostly.
00:35:10Hey.
00:35:11You okay?
00:35:14Baby, that's a really great picture.
00:35:17Hey, we should take that home with us.
00:35:22We were the real deal, man.
00:35:24Best fucking friends.
00:35:26You know, I've been trying to figure out
00:35:28what the hell went wrong, and, uh,
00:35:31I don't know, maybe now that you two came,
00:35:33I'm starting to realize
00:35:35that we were the real deal.
00:35:36And, uh, I don't know,
00:35:38maybe now that you two came clean
00:35:39and stopped keeping secrets from me,
00:35:41we can go back to the way things were.
00:35:48Are you serious?
00:35:52Is he fucking serious?
00:35:53Jake.
00:35:55The problem is us.
00:35:56Not you.
00:35:58Never calling.
00:35:59You never giving a shit.
00:36:00You not being there when I needed you the most.
00:36:06Let's not do this right now, man.
00:36:07We came clean.
00:36:10Now it's your turn.
00:36:12Your parents came.
00:36:13Your sister came.
00:36:15Not you.
00:36:18I want to know why.
00:36:24Your mom never liked me.
00:36:26Every year on Halloween,
00:36:27she'd get you that sour candy you like
00:36:29that nobody else likes.
00:36:30And she'd say,
00:36:31Myles doesn't like much,
00:36:33but he likes this.
00:36:36She'd wait for you
00:36:38every morning
00:36:39so that we could ride to school together.
00:36:42And you were always late.
00:36:44And she was never on time for work.
00:36:47Or those afternoons
00:36:49when you'd come over after she made dinner,
00:36:51and she'd give you the food off her plate
00:36:55to make sure that you didn't get sick.
00:36:57Right?
00:36:59To make sure that you got fed.
00:37:01And you never said thank you.
00:37:06Never, not once.
00:37:09But she kept trying
00:37:10because she knew how much I fucking loved you.
00:37:12And she'd say, Victor,
00:37:15be the kind of man
00:37:17that leaves a mark on a scar.
00:37:21I remember.
00:37:27You couldn't even say goodbye.
00:37:33Why did you bail?
00:37:37I was busy.
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:43You were busy, okay.
00:37:44I was busy, and what was I supposed to say to you?
00:37:46You could have said anything.
00:37:47Guys, can we please calm down?
00:37:48Yeah, you're, you're,
00:37:49you're the emotionally stunted brick wall.
00:37:51I'm emotionally stunted!
00:37:53If I called and mustered up some half-assed apology,
00:37:55you wouldn't have believed me!
00:37:56Please stop yelling.
00:37:57Death makes me uncomfortable.
00:38:00Everything makes you uncomfortable.
00:38:02If it doesn't immediately affect you,
00:38:05you don't even,
00:38:06you just automatically...
00:38:07I didn't want to go, okay!
00:38:10There.
00:38:11Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:38:14Every time I thought about calling you,
00:38:16I felt like I wanted to scream.
00:38:19And thinking of going to the funeral was worse, so yeah.
00:38:23I didn't go.
00:38:25And I don't regret it.
00:38:27I'm sorry that it hurt you this bad,
00:38:29but I,
00:38:30I don't know what you want me to do about it now.
00:38:33But I'm sorry.
00:38:36Karmic, I'm good, though.
00:38:43You don't get to hide behind this callous bullshit.
00:38:47You may be sick now,
00:38:50but you were perfectly healthy
00:38:52when we lowered my mom into the ground.
00:38:57Sick?
00:38:58That is not what I'm doing.
00:38:59It is.
00:39:00You're using your diagnosis as a shield,
00:39:03and I'm not falling for it.
00:39:05What does he mean, diagnosis?
00:39:07Why can't you just admit
00:39:09why you did it wrong without any fucking conditions?
00:39:11Yeah, why can't you just keep your mouth shut
00:39:12about the one fucking thing I told you not to talk about?
00:39:14I guess we're just made to keep disappointing each other.
00:39:16Stop!
00:39:17Now!
00:39:23What does he mean by diagnosis?
00:39:30He's got cancer.
00:39:35He didn't want you to know.
00:39:37Is that true?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:40Miles!
00:39:42Is that true?
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:45I have cancer.
00:39:48I'm sorry.
00:39:49We must be early.
00:39:51I don't think so.
00:39:52The cabin is occupied.
00:39:54Yeah, of course.
00:39:55We're not supposed to be here until, like, later, huh?
00:39:57There is a mistake.
00:39:58It must be double booked.
00:39:59We have a reservation.
00:40:00The cabin is occupied.
00:40:02This weekend.
00:40:06This is unacceptable.
00:40:08We'll be contacting the host.
00:40:22Okay, um...
00:40:25Just so that I can get this straight, um...
00:40:32You're...
00:40:35You're dying?
00:40:38And you...
00:40:40You knew about it and you didn't tell me.
00:40:43And we aren't even supposed to be here right now.
00:40:47I'm sorry.
00:40:48And we aren't even supposed to be here right now, are we?
00:40:52My parents don't know.
00:40:54They probably would have figured it out whenever I skipped chemo Monday.
00:40:57Jesus Christ, you were going to skip chemo?
00:41:00Don't fucking touch me.
00:41:10You fucking promised.
00:41:15I'm sorry.
00:41:18But I don't really know what you want me to do about it now.
00:41:23Fuck you, Vic.
00:41:36Why didn't you tell me?
00:41:38You asked me not to.
00:41:40Oh, and that was good enough for you?
00:41:42Okay.
00:41:43I'm fucked up.
00:41:45You don't even like him.
00:41:51How could he convince you to keep this from me?
00:41:54I don't know. I panicked.
00:41:55He told me he was dying and he knew you'd...
00:42:00Do this.
00:42:04What is this?
00:42:06A normal reaction to being lied to?
00:42:15I could have called.
00:42:18I could have visited.
00:42:21I could have done anything.
00:42:31We are better friends than this.
00:42:33I don't think that we are.
00:42:35I don't think you are.
00:42:39I'm sorry, Vic.
00:42:41I'm sorry, Vic.
00:42:44I'm mad, okay?
00:42:46And this, right now, is a lot.
00:42:53He was going to tell you tomorrow he wanted to enjoy the weekend.
00:42:58Well, you sure fucked that up.
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:10If you don't get up off of your ass and follow me, I swear to God...
00:43:41Okay, I need to talk about this.
00:43:43He doesn't want to talk about it.
00:43:44You shut up.
00:43:45If he wanted to talk about it, he would have told us before we got here.
00:43:48Well, he told you, okay?
00:43:49Yeah, but he...
00:43:50So, listen.
00:43:51Miles, I could have done more.
00:43:54I could have, and I should have tried harder to keep in touch with you.
00:43:57Okay, just focus on the puzzle.
00:43:59You're crushing it right now, so...
00:44:01I don't know how to ignore it.
00:44:05I want to help you.
00:44:08Okay?
00:44:09I want to be there for you, and I want to know that you're okay, and I want you to be okay.
00:44:12He's clearly fine.
00:44:14Let him speak for himself.
00:44:15Can we just have a normal weekend?
00:44:18That's all that I want.
00:44:28Okay, well, can you just answer me one question?
00:44:30It's stage four colon cancer, and it's super fucking aggressive.
00:44:34The tumor in my colon was too big to remove with surgery,
00:44:36but surgery would just...
00:44:39relieve the symptoms.
00:44:40It wouldn't correct the problem, and now it...
00:44:44it's spread...
00:44:46to the lining of my abdominal cavity.
00:44:49But don't worry, boys.
00:44:50I am shitting just fine.
00:45:04But they're really outdoing themselves with this treatment, though.
00:45:07So a miracle isn't off the table.
00:45:08It just seems very...
00:45:10you know, unlikely.
00:45:17Why are you here?
00:45:21I think I need another drink.
00:45:24You guys want anything?
00:45:26No, I'm good.
00:45:28I think I need another drink.
00:45:31You guys want anything?
00:45:33You should be at home resting.
00:45:35But I'm not.
00:45:36I'm here with you two discussing something that I asked one of you not to discuss.
00:45:41Damn, Miles, you really shouldn't be drinking so much.
00:45:44We all have a very limited time left on this planet,
00:45:46and excuse me, that beer just tastes a little bit better coming up than the chemo does.
00:45:51Is that an end piece?
00:45:52Is that an end piece?
00:45:57I'll be right back if you need me.
00:46:09Can you pass me that, please?
00:46:11No.
00:46:22Okay.
00:46:47Go back inside.
00:46:48Oh, so don't follow you out this time?
00:46:51I'm trying to keep track.
00:46:52Jesus, fuck you.
00:46:54No, please, Sammy, I don't want us to be mad at each other.
00:46:56Then what are you going to do to fix it?
00:47:00Bring me home to an impossible standard.
00:47:03You asked me to come up here and try,
00:47:05continue to give Miles more than he ever gave me, and I did that.
00:47:07I'm not mad at you for that.
00:47:10That's bullshit.
00:47:11I'm not mad that you gave Miles the secret away.
00:47:14I don't believe that either.
00:47:17Just let it out, and...
00:47:18He wasn't supposed to tell you first.
00:47:21I put in the time.
00:47:23I gave everything to us.
00:47:26You?
00:47:27You gave up on him.
00:47:28You buried him a long time ago, Victor,
00:47:30but I stayed in it, and I gave more than you or him ever gave.
00:47:40I should have been the first person that he came to.
00:47:43But even I had stopped trying, and he knew that.
00:47:51I'm mad at myself.
00:47:52You shouldn't be.
00:47:59It's not too late.
00:48:01Where are you going?
00:48:02I can't just give up on him, Vic.
00:48:05I want to be able to say that I did everything that I could.
00:48:07What if you have?
00:48:08I haven't.
00:48:22You know, my mom and I went and picked out a really fancy urn to keep me in.
00:48:27She really did not want to do it, but I made her.
00:48:33It was on sale.
00:48:35Eighty-four ninety-nine.
00:48:38Ten bucks off.
00:48:40I'm sorry.
00:48:42I'm sorry.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:46I'm sorry.
00:48:48I'm sorry.
00:48:49Ten bucks off.
00:48:53I told her my last and dying wish was to try to save her as much money as possible.
00:48:58I bet she loved that joke.
00:49:01I made this really weird deal.
00:49:03She let me pick out the urn if I let her take me to church.
00:49:08A bunch of strangers prayed and touched me, and I'm expecting to be in remission within the week.
00:49:14You seem to be handling it well.
00:49:20There's this kid, Nick.
00:49:23He's on my same chemo schedule.
00:49:27He's thirteen.
00:49:29And he's so much worse off.
00:49:31But he just sits there and plays cards like nothing is wrong.
00:49:36I guess I just want to be that carefree about my imminent death.
00:49:43Whatever kid will never get to see titties like this, right?
00:49:46Oh my god, Miles, that is a child.
00:49:50Man, he is, he is so mean.
00:49:53He has this, like, weird direct pipeline to your soul, but it just uses it to shit him.
00:49:58Sounds a lot like you at thirteen.
00:50:03It'll outlive us all.
00:50:05I have faith.
00:50:17Why an urn?
00:50:20Why cremation?
00:50:24I don't want to take up space.
00:50:27And, like, you know capitalism?
00:50:32What if somebody comes in, and they pave over me, and they build some kind of tacky restaurant?
00:50:40I mean, to be fair, I think you'd at least be a coffee shop.
00:50:46At least lattes make people happy.
00:50:52The urn is really nice, though.
00:50:55Pewter with, like, brass accents.
00:51:01I wanted it to be nice enough so that whatever descendant ends up with it, they wouldn't just immediately throw it away.
00:51:10So if someone pours me into the yard, or down the toilet, they can keep it as, like, a vase.
00:51:19It could really tie a room together.
00:51:21You might not need it for a long time, Miles.
00:51:24You don't know.
00:51:27I have a pretty good idea.
00:51:31And once you've been told it's coming, I don't really think I get my own money.
00:51:37I don't really think I get my own mindset back.
00:51:41We're told that it's love and work and memories that we leave behind, but I didn't really get to those parts, did I?
00:51:57You and Vic, though, yeah.
00:51:59That's a legacy.
00:52:03But you have.
00:52:04Without me.
00:52:07In spite of me, probably.
00:52:12You're important to me, Miles.
00:52:17And you're important to a lot of other people.
00:52:28I don't really know how to handle all this shit.
00:52:35And when you realize that you have no say in all of it, it's hard to care about any of it.
00:52:50Well, in that case, I'm blasting Kanye at your funeral.
00:52:56Please, do not do that.
00:52:58No, you said it doesn't matter.
00:53:03I'm also going to invite every girl you fucked in college.
00:53:07How do you know I fucked in college?
00:53:09Because you proposed to both of them.
00:53:13Wow. I'm going to be dead. I won't even get to experience it.
00:53:18You don't think you'll get to enjoy the show from the depths of hell?
00:53:26Wow.
00:53:28Yeah, I'm definitely leaving you out of the well.
00:53:31My Gossip Girl box set is going to have to find another home.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:36Miles, that's the only thing that I wanted.
00:53:43You want to get out of here?
00:53:46Go where?
00:53:50I know a place.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:54:00Let's drink, boys.
00:54:03Everyone's old as shit now.
00:54:06I'll grab us some beers.
00:54:08Get us a table?
00:54:11Hey, can we just get three beers?
00:54:16You're not going to talk to me in my Sammy's room?
00:54:19I didn't even invite you.
00:54:21Just Sammy?
00:54:23Well, we're kind of a package deal.
00:54:32This place really went down the shitter.
00:54:35If I remember correctly, you loved it ten years ago whenever we were throwing up.
00:54:38Right here and right there.
00:54:40A little bit on yourself and right there.
00:54:42Listen, I don't remember much about those nights.
00:54:44No, this place was a cesspool then and it's still one now.
00:54:46Oh, my God, all the best bars are.
00:54:48This place is disgusting, but it's ours.
00:54:50It's our first bar.
00:54:52It's the first place we drank together.
00:54:54First place we kissed.
00:54:56So you remember a few nights.
00:54:58Really? Guys, come on.
00:55:00Here? Seriously?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:04Okay, well, regardless, does it make y'all happy to be here together like old times?
00:55:08Okay, deep.
00:55:10Just take a deep breath. Ready?
00:55:12There we go. Come on. Take it in.
00:55:14Take it in.
00:55:17Are you okay?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:21It's just the good memories. It's in my lungs.
00:55:23It's the cancer.
00:55:25It's definitely the cancer.
00:55:27Oh, that smell. It smells like nostalgia, memories, stale booze, old mop water, a little bit of vomit.
00:55:34Makes me want to drink more.
00:55:39No, no, not here.
00:55:42Let's fucking dance.
00:55:44Miles.
00:55:47Jesus Christ.
00:55:49Hey, if he wants to dance, let's just let him dance.
00:55:53You're going to make him his trick dad, aren't you?
00:56:06I caught him.
00:56:16I caught him.
00:56:40The sunrise.
00:56:44Oh, sorry.
00:56:45Fuck.
00:56:46Fucking gay as shit.
00:56:47What did you just say?
00:56:48Let's fucking go.
00:56:49Oh, I will fucking slaughter you with an axe.
00:56:51He's very drunk. I need shit with an axe.
00:56:53Miles, thinking is backwards when your love is valid.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:01Okay.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:16Miles.
00:57:30Miles.
00:57:31Miles.
00:57:32Hey.
00:57:33Are you okay?
00:57:34What happened, buddy?
00:57:36It's fucking you. It's fucking you.
00:57:40Are you okay?
00:57:42What happened, buddy?
00:57:43Oh shit.
00:57:45Oh shit.
00:57:47Oh shit.
00:57:49Oh shit.
00:58:03You wanna unbuckle your seatbelt?
00:58:05Don't throw up on me.
00:58:07No problem.
00:58:14Here, I got the door. I got it.
00:58:22I've missed you, but I have not missed your drinking.
00:58:25We're kind of a package deal.
00:58:27Okay.
00:58:35I'm guessing cancer really fucks your talents.
00:58:39If you wanna head on to bed, I'll stay up with him.
00:58:42I'll make sure he survives the night.
00:58:47I can hear you.
00:58:49We're not trying to keep it from you.
00:58:52You're trashed.
00:58:54Oh, you two only care about me if I'm hurting.
00:58:58Or you two need something.
00:59:03Vic?
00:59:05Vic, go to sleep.
00:59:07Look, I got this.
00:59:09He doesn't get to...
00:59:11I don't want to do this again.
00:59:13He's a piece of shit.
00:59:15And I'm not gonna let the fact that he's...
00:59:17Well, you should. You absolutely should.
00:59:19It's not fair. It's not just me.
00:59:21He doesn't have to treat you like...
00:59:23Oh, don't put your shit on me, okay?
00:59:25I'm asking you to go to bed and let me handle this.
00:59:29Wow.
00:59:32You two are giving me a lot of fights about me now.
00:59:38Cancer or no cancer,
00:59:42you're a bad friend, Miles.
00:59:45And I wish I hadn't come.
00:59:48Victor, stop.
00:59:50At least I tried to make this weekend work.
00:59:52Tried?
00:59:54This is you trying.
00:59:56Vic, don't do this.
00:59:58You're gonna die.
01:00:00And you couldn't even pretend to like us for two days.
01:00:03You're very unlikable.
01:00:05This isn't funny.
01:00:07We're not just gonna laugh about this later.
01:00:09What else am I supposed to do, Vic?
01:00:12I don't feel sorry for you.
01:00:14We're gonna have to go to your funeral
01:00:17and listen to people sing your praises.
01:00:20But we'll know.
01:00:23We'll know who you were.
01:00:27And now you'll know, too.
01:00:31Don't leave it like this, Vic.
01:00:35You're gonna have to think about it
01:00:37for the rest of your life.
01:00:39Until this weekend, I didn't think about you at all.
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01:00:51♪♪♪♪
01:01:01-♪♪♪♪
01:01:11I know...
01:01:12You were right.
01:01:15You've been right.
01:01:18♪♪♪♪♪
01:01:28-♪♪♪♪
01:01:36Why'd you slap?
01:01:39-♪♪♪♪♪
01:01:49-♪♪♪♪
01:01:59-♪♪♪♪
01:02:09-♪♪♪♪
01:02:19-♪♪♪♪
01:02:29You go first.
01:02:32♪♪♪♪
01:02:42-♪♪♪♪
01:02:52-♪♪♪♪
01:03:02Motherfucker.
01:03:06Motherfucker.
01:03:08♪♪♪♪
01:03:26-♪♪♪♪
01:03:36Hey, it's Miles.
01:03:37Leave a message.
01:03:38I'll get back to you if I'm not dead.
01:03:41Hey, Miles.
01:03:45I really hope you make it.
01:03:49Give us a call whenever you're ready.
01:03:56Are you stealing the puzzle?
01:03:58You said it was your favorite.
01:04:01No one will miss it.
01:04:03I mean, it's missing, like, 20 pieces.
01:04:06We'll do our best.
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01:04:19-♪♪♪♪
01:04:29-♪♪♪♪
01:04:39-♪♪♪♪
01:04:49-♪♪♪♪
01:05:09Thank you for letting me take you.
01:05:11Thanks for taking me.
01:05:13-♪♪♪♪
01:05:23-♪♪♪♪
01:05:38Oh, I, uh, I brought some magazines.
01:05:42You don't have to do this.
01:05:43What's this?
01:05:48Oh, James is with his dad all day,
01:05:52so I'm here as long as you need me.
01:05:56I don't.
01:05:59I don't need your magazines,
01:06:01and I don't need you here.
01:06:06I'm not going anywhere.
01:06:10I won't do this.
01:06:13What is it that you think I'm doing?
01:06:15Don't pretend that I am not a burden.
01:06:18We are not close enough for you to sit here,
01:06:20give up your whole day while they pump me full of poison.
01:06:26Is this like a guilt thing?
01:06:29Did Mom and Dad put you up to it?
01:06:32I'm sorry.
01:06:35I don't get why you give up the time and energy
01:06:38to something that doesn't affect you,
01:06:40to someone that doesn't even give a shit.
01:06:47You really think you're the only person affected by this?
01:06:52That's not exactly what I said, but yes.
01:07:01What was that?
01:07:03Stop. Stop.
01:07:04Can you please stop?
01:07:06He's my brother.
01:07:08He's an asshole.
01:07:10Not my business.
01:07:11My sisters beat my ass before.
01:07:14What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:07:16You don't have to pretend anymore.
01:07:20I'm not pretending.
01:07:25Who taught you that accepting love and help was so hard?
01:07:37You're allowed to let people care about you
01:07:41even if you can't return the sentiment.
01:07:48You're my best friend.
01:07:51I'm not yours.
01:07:54Since we were kids, it's always been that way.
01:07:57That's okay.
01:08:02That's okay.
01:08:05If I haven't given up by now, I'm not going to.
01:08:12You're an ass.
01:08:15And you're also very sick.
01:08:19You're allowed to be both of those things at once.
01:08:26You're also allowed to be weak.
01:08:28And you're allowed to ask for help.
01:08:30And you are deserving of love.
01:08:37People care about you, Miles.
01:08:40Even at your worst.
01:08:45Let them.
01:08:53Accepting help is its own kind of strength.
01:08:58Instagram.
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:06You deserve a better friend than me.
01:09:13You're the friend I want.
01:09:16So get your shit together.
01:09:20Hey, fam.
01:09:22I'm about to fuck up this cancer.
01:09:24Good start.
01:09:31Thank you.
01:09:36I love you.
01:09:39Say it to me when you're in remission so I know you mean it.
01:09:55I love you.
01:10:01I'm sorry.
01:10:03I'm okay.
01:10:05I'm Maxie.
01:10:08Play the bass for us.
01:10:14Hey, are we in a rush?
01:10:16You tell me. You're usually the one that has places to be.
01:10:19I just got to make a quick call.
01:10:22Go ahead. Meet me in there.
01:10:24Thank you.
01:10:31Hello, you've reached Victor Montoya.
01:10:33I'm unable to come to the phone right now,
01:10:35but please leave your name, number, and a brief message.
01:10:37I'll return your call when I can.
01:10:43Shit.
01:10:52How are your friends?
01:10:55He doesn't have any friends.
01:10:57Your mom doesn't have any friends.
01:10:59I have friends.
01:11:00I know. You told me on Friday you were meeting them.
01:11:03So, how are they?
01:11:05They're fine, I guess.
01:11:06You guess.
01:11:09Do they know?
01:11:11They didn't, but they do now.
01:11:14Must have been hard for them.
01:11:16It's cancer. It's hard for everyone.
01:11:18You especially, right?
01:11:23You know, Nick here must be the most popular kid in school.
01:11:26Is that so?
01:11:28So many friends are sending him cards and flowers.
01:11:32A lot of cute girls, too, I'm told.
01:11:35Are we talking about the same Nick?
01:11:37Everybody loves Nick.
01:11:39Hard on the outside, soft in the middle.
01:11:42Right, buddy?
01:11:44Like a lobster.
01:11:46Like a lobster.
01:11:48That's right.
01:11:51Drink some water. You're super dehydrated.
01:12:00She was shielding her boobs from you the whole time.
01:12:03Did you see?
01:12:04Did you tell her?
01:12:06The only time you ever stop playing go fish is to float with her.
01:12:08Solitaire.
01:12:09I remember. I'm fucking with you.
01:12:12I've got to keep you on your toes.
01:12:14Don't know how many more of these I'm going to see you at.
01:12:17You really think you're going to die?
01:12:20Uh, no. That was just a weird joke.
01:12:23Mom and Dad do.
01:12:25They act scared all the time.
01:12:31You don't seem scared.
01:12:34I try not to be, but sometimes.
01:12:40I'm sure you know what it's like.
01:12:43Everybody at school talks about how strong I am.
01:12:47Maybe they know something I don't.
01:12:50Sounds like your friends are stronger than you.
01:12:57You and I don't get a choice, do we, kid?
01:13:01We're stuck with this shit.
01:13:06Our friends get to choose.
01:13:09They get to decide if they're going to stick around.
01:13:13I'm sure a lot of your friends stick around even though they don't have to.
01:13:18Does this mean you're my friend now, too?
01:13:22Maybe if you'd seen a boob, I'd consider it.
01:13:25Oh, yeah. I forgot you're old enough to be my grandpa.
01:13:28And also corny as hell.
01:13:33You deal?
01:13:34Yeah. I'm also not that old.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:40Go fish?
01:13:41I said tell it to you.
01:13:43Okay. Teach me how to play.
01:13:45I don't want to deal.
01:13:50This?
01:13:51What does it matter? We see the cards.
01:13:54Just like a new day.
01:13:57A breath of fresh air in my life.
01:14:03I don't know how, don't know why, but I'll
01:14:07I'll be toasting all my life.
01:14:19My boots and briefcase are waiting at the door.
01:14:29My ride to Sweden to meet the one I love.
01:14:38I don't know how, don't know why, but I'll
01:14:42I'll be toasting all my life.
01:14:52Oh, Sweden.
01:14:57First time around.
01:15:02Oh, Sweden.
01:15:07Time here and now.
01:15:12Oh, Sweden.
01:15:17First time around.
01:15:22Oh, Sweden.
01:15:27Time here and now.
01:15:38I play the dice right.
01:15:42The leather guitars roll.
01:15:49One knee, one ring.
01:15:52Forever it's our show.
01:15:58I don't know how, don't know why, but I'll
01:16:02I'll be toasting all my life.
01:16:07I'll be toasting all my life.