I Parry Everything - EP 1 English Subbed
I Parry Everything - EP 1 English Subbed
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00:00Thank you for always thanks, Noru-chan.
00:21Likewise. Thank you for always asking, Stella-Obo-san.
00:26You're welcome to come again, Noru-chan!
00:48Good work, Noru!
00:51Thanks to you, I was able to relax a lot in the latter half of the season.
00:55I see. That's good.
00:59What's that?
01:01Someone, please help me!
01:05Hey, Noru!
01:18A huge... insect?!
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03:22Here you go, Mom.
03:23It might be hot.
03:25Take your time.
03:28It's perfect.
03:29Thank you.
03:32It's time for the goats to eat.
03:34We have to take them to the hill.
03:36Noll...
03:37I know.
03:38We're not going beyond that rock.
03:41It's a promise.
03:42I'll go get the rabbit and the mushrooms later.
03:45Let's make soup.
03:51Wait here.
03:52I'll make some more soup.
03:53Noll...
03:56What is it?
04:06I'm sorry I can't do anything for you.
04:10At least live the way you want.
04:22The soup is ready.
04:27Mom?
04:32Mom?
04:35Mom!
04:51Mom?
05:21Mom?
05:48Noll, it's time to sleep.
05:50What are we going to talk about?
05:52We're going to talk about adventurers.
05:54Adventurers?
05:55That's right.
05:57One day, you'll defeat a huge dragon with your friends.
06:01You'll learn magic from a Roman magician.
06:04You'll remove the curse from the forest.
06:07And you'll get a cure from the King of Spirits.
06:11No matter how difficult it is,
06:13you'll use your sword to defeat evil for your friends.
06:17That's what adventurers are.
06:19I want to hear it!
06:20All right.
06:21What should we start with?
06:25Adventurers...
06:28At least live the way you want.
06:39Don't eat it all at once.
06:46Dad, Mom...
06:47Mom, I'm going to the city for the first time since I was born.
06:52I'm going to be an adventurer.
06:58See you later.
07:17TEN YEARS LATER
07:48TEN YEARS LATER
07:51I think you're on the right track.
07:52Thank you.
08:18Dad!
08:24This is it.
08:31This isn't a place for kids.
08:33Go home.
08:36The gatekeeper said I could become an adventurer if I came here.
08:40Don't be stupid.
08:42Your parents are worried.
08:44They're both dead.
08:48No parents, huh?
08:51It can't be helped.
08:53What's your name?
08:54Knorr.
08:55Knorr, huh?
08:56Then, do you want to go to a class fair?
09:00There's no precedent for a kid like you to go there.
09:04What's that?
09:05Listen up.
09:06If you want to become an adventurer,
09:09you'll be trained in a class fair.
09:12In other words, you'll be trained in your occupation.
09:15If you want to become an adventurer,
09:17you'll have to learn a skill first.
09:19A skill?
09:20A skill like swordsmanship or magic.
09:25Here I go!
09:28Swordman.
09:31The hero of the story defeated a huge dragon like a mountain with just one blow.
09:46I did it!
09:59That's as far as you go, Knorr.
10:01Too bad.
10:02Wait! Just a little more!
10:04No.
10:05I can't waste any more of your time.
10:09All I've learned so far is how to parry attacks.
10:14I think you should take a different path.
10:18Other fairs might be able to find your talent.
10:25Warrior.
10:26You fight with all kinds of weapons,
10:28but your body becomes a shield for your friends.
10:31You're like an adventurer!
10:44I acknowledge your efforts,
10:46but all you've learned is how to improve your physical abilities.
10:50If you continue to push yourself, you'll soon lose your life.
10:56You...
10:58You have no sense of using delicate tools.
11:04Chief.
11:05You can't unlock the treasure chest,
11:08and you can't use magic that can't be detected.
11:12Magician!
11:14I didn't expect you to be just a little fire.
11:19It's rare to find someone as unlucky as you when it comes to magic.
11:26Cleric.
11:35Even if it's just a scratch,
11:37it's amazing that you were able to use low-heal without the blessing of your childhood.
11:50You didn't learn any decent skills?
11:53You trained for three months at all the fairs,
11:56and you didn't learn anything?
12:02Noru.
12:03I'm sorry, but I can't register you as an adventurer.
12:10I didn't have any talent.
12:20I'm home, Mom and Dad.
12:23I really don't have any talent.
12:26That's clear.
12:29Then I have no choice but to work harder and train harder!
12:37Swordman's teacher said,
12:39if you train one skill, you may be able to learn a new skill.
12:46Parry!
12:50I learned this skill at Swordman's fair.
12:54Don't give up!
12:57Morning, noon, and night!
13:10I can now parry ten times in one breath.
13:14I don't have a new skill yet, but I'm improving.
13:23I can now parry ten times in one breath.
13:26I don't have a new skill yet, but I'm improving.
13:31It's a dream come true to be an adventurer at this rate!
13:54I can now parry ten times in one breath.
14:02I have to work harder...
14:05I have to train harder...
14:07I have to work harder...
14:21In the past 14 years, I've been training every day
14:25and now I can parry a thousand swords.
14:30But I still don't have a new skill.
14:38One last time...
14:44Parry, body strengthening, throwing stones,
14:47shinobi footwork, butch fire, low heel...
14:51Um, are you sure this is correct?
14:55That's all.
14:57Then, do you know the order of the fair in Ohto?
15:01The best instructors in Ohto...
15:03I know.
15:04The best instructors in Ohto...
15:05I know.
15:06I've taken all of them.
15:08All of them?
15:09If that's the case...
15:12You still can't register?
15:15I'm really sorry.
15:16No, I'm not apologizing to you.
15:23You really can't?
15:26Hey, hey.
15:27Don't bully my newcomer too much.
15:31Master...
15:32Old man, it's been a while.
15:35Huh?
15:36I don't know you.
15:39No, wait a minute.
15:42Don't tell me, you're Knoll?
15:47So you've been training alone all this time?
15:51Yeah.
15:52But in the end, I just got a little better at parrying.
15:57Listen up, Knoll.
15:59All instructors have a rank.
16:02From the highest S rank to the lowest E rank.
16:06That E rank has more than one valid skill.
16:11But you don't have that.
16:14I guess I have no choice but to give up.
16:19But it's not like there's no way.
16:22Really?
16:23Actually, it's lower than the E rank.
16:26Lower?
16:27It's an F rank that most adventurers don't even know about.
16:31Then you can register?
16:33However, I have a condition.
16:36You're not allowed to do the final quest that requires you to go out of town.
16:41You're only allowed to do the town's miscellaneous quests.
16:45There's no fool who would go out of their way to become an adventurer to receive such a request.
16:50I'm going to take your workload.
16:53Originally, I was working on the town's miscellaneous quests...
16:55That's enough.
16:57Were you listening to what I was saying?
17:00I don't care.
17:01Just register.
17:08Here's your F rank adventurer license.
17:15Thank you!
17:16I owe you one, mister!
17:18You're welcome.
17:22Physical strength enhancement.
17:29Ninja skills.
17:37Lohiru.
17:49Butchfire.
17:55Toseki.
18:09My dream of becoming an adventurer and helping others came true.
18:19I might be able to do more than this.
18:38Nice to meet you again, Noru-chan!
18:49Good work!
18:50Noru, thanks to you, I was able to relax a lot later in the game.
18:55I see. That's great.
18:59What?
19:01Someone, help me!
19:05Hey, Noru!
19:18It's huge!
19:19A cow?
19:21I've only seen it in books.
19:23Is it really this big?
19:38Surround it and block its movement!
19:40Make sure to protect it!
19:49Huh?
19:51Be careful over there!
19:54Are you okay?
19:56The cow...
20:06You're not getting away with this!
20:18No!
20:28Toseki!
20:39That was...
20:45He's fast!
20:48He's fast!
20:51Buddy!
21:01Buddy!
21:04It's so heavy!
21:06I'll die if I get hit!
21:10There's always a chance for a counterattack.
21:12No, even if there is...
21:14I don't have any attack skills!
21:19That thing...
21:20It's still there!
21:31It's easy to dodge!
21:42Even if...
21:44Even if I don't become the hero of the adventure team...
21:48I want to protect the girl in front of me!
21:51No matter how difficult it is, for the sake of my friends...
21:54For the sake of the weak...
21:56I'll swing my sword and defeat evil!
21:59That's what an adventurer is!
22:05Buddy!
22:19Toseki
22:25That was close.
22:27It wasn't much more than that.
22:29But I didn't last long.
22:32At this rate...
22:34I don't want to travel the world and go on an adventure.
22:39Um...
22:41Thank you.
22:42Thanks to you, I was saved.
22:45That's great.
22:46I see.
22:47I'm sorry for them.
22:51Um...
22:52If you don't mind, may I have your name?
22:53No, I don't have much to say.
22:56Please wait!
23:00Are you all right?
23:01Yes, I'm...
23:16I'm not even a monster.
23:18I'm just a bug in the city.
23:21I can't believe...
23:22I'm so weak.
23:27I still have a long way to go.
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