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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last award ceremony of the year 2050.

00:14I am Anjel Behaya.

00:21And I am your host, Sinal.

00:24Sinal.

00:29In Bangladesh, four people have been nominated for the best actor in four categories.

00:35Ladies and gentlemen, now we will see who among the four nominees is the best actor.

00:42Let's go to the screen.

00:48Brother, I can't do it well.

00:50What do you mean?

00:51There is one kg of onion.

00:53Look at the size.

00:55You can eat it in a week's time.

00:58How much does it weigh?

01:01Only Rs. 1,600 per kg.

01:03We used to buy it for Rs. 120-130 per kg.

01:07Why is it Rs. 1,600 now?

01:09Do you know what happened that day?

01:11You were talking about onions in 2024.

01:13In 2050, my father will eat 100 kg of onions.

01:16Brother, I understand.

01:17Buy this onion for Rs. 555.

01:20If I don't get Rs. 1,500 today, I don't have a family.

01:23Okay, give me another kg.

01:29Abdullah.

01:31Hello, everyone.

01:33How much does it weigh?

01:35Only Rs. 1,600.

01:37What?

01:39How much does it weigh?

01:41Brother, give me another kg.

01:42Brother, give me another kg.

01:47Brother, give me another kg.

01:49Brother, onion costs Rs. 2,000.

01:51You said Rs. 1,600.

01:53I can't give you onions at that price.

01:55Brother, you said Rs. 1,600.

01:57When did I say Rs. 1,500?

01:59This onion costs Rs. 1,950.

02:01If I don't get Rs. 1,500 today, I don't have a family.

02:03Hey, Abdullah.

02:05Who is 1,950?

02:07You are 1,990.

02:09Who is 1,660?

02:10Brother, this onion costs Rs. 1,990.

02:12No, brother.

02:14I can't give you onions at that price.

02:16Do you want to go to that shop?

02:18Then go.

02:20Come to the whole market.

02:22If anyone wants onions, I can give you.

02:24I will take you to the shop.

02:26How much does it weigh?

02:28Rs. 1,200.

02:30Brother, give me another kg.

02:32When did I say Rs. 1,200?

02:34This onion costs Rs. 1,600.

02:36You said Rs. 1,600.

02:38You said Rs. 1,200.

02:40When did I say Rs. 1,200?

02:42When did I say Rs. 1,200?

02:44You are lying.

02:46You said Rs. 1,200.

02:48You said Rs. 1,200.

02:50Madhava, you are a good man.

02:52Wait, I will give you justice.

02:54You have come to the market.

02:56Why are you making a mistake?

02:58You have a wife of Rs. 25,000.

03:00You have a wife of Rs. 25,000.

03:02You have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

03:04You have a wife of Rs. 25,000.

03:06What is this?

03:08You are right.

03:10I am a poor man.

03:12I don't think you are that poor.

03:14If you were that poor,

03:16I would have bought onions for you.

03:18Why are you making a mistake?

03:20You have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

03:22You have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

03:24You have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

03:26Give it to me.

03:28You are a good man.

03:30You are a good man.

03:32How much is the onion?

03:34Rs. 1,500.

03:36How much does the wife want?

03:38Rs. 500.

03:40How much does the wife want?

03:42Oh my god!

03:44I am not a dacoit.

03:46I have made a mistake twice.

03:48Everyone is making a mistake.

03:50Give me the onion.

03:52I have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

03:54You are a poor man.

03:56Listen to me.

03:58I have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

04:00I will give you the onion.

04:02Give me the onion.

04:04I don't need the onion.

04:06I am a poor man.

04:08I have a wife of Rs. 2,000.

04:10How much is the onion?

04:12Give me the onion.

04:21One of them

04:23could have been Dr. Ambasa's husband.

04:26Let's watch him before we see main part of the story.

04:32I don't like your son, Muzammil.

04:35Send this poor man back.

04:40Assalamualaikum, Doctor Sir.

04:44Waalaikumussalam.

04:46Sit down.

04:48Tell me, what is your problem?

04:49Doctor Sir,

04:50there is a hole in my head.

04:55What?

04:56There is a hole in my head.

04:59You are a foreigner.

05:01You should speak in English.

05:03Where are you from?

05:05I am from Noakhali.

05:06I am from Noakhali.

05:08You should speak in Bengali.

05:09I am not an English speaker.

05:11I can speak in Bengali.

05:12I am from Noakhali.

05:13I am from Shudra Basa.

05:14There is a hole in my head.

05:16There is a hole in my head.

05:21Laptop.

05:24Show me the time.

05:25Show me the time.

05:28Show me the time.

05:29Here.

05:30Below the ear.

05:32Here.

05:33Below the ear.

05:34Here.

05:35Below the ear.

05:36I don't know how to speak.

05:37I will not speak.

05:38I wrote below the ear.

05:41I missed it.

05:42I wrote below the ear.

05:44I am not able to speak.

05:46I don't know how to speak.

05:47I don't know how to speak.

05:48Stop it.

05:49I will stop it.

05:50I understand all the time.

05:51I am writing.

05:55What did you write?

05:58Doctor Sir.

05:59What else?

06:00I am going to be ill.

06:02I don't have a medicine.

06:04I am not taking any medicine. I am writing here what disease you are suffering from.

06:08I am suffering from a disease and you are asking me to write it down.

06:11Will you be able to write it down or not?

06:13You have come at the right time.

06:15If I write it down, my compounder will understand what medicine you are taking.

06:20He will understand and give you the medicine, won't he?

06:22I will write the medicine in the compounder. You write it down.

06:25I will give you the medicine, Mukhi Bhai.

06:27Who will give me the medicine?

06:29I am not passing the exam to become a doctor.

06:31Then why did you become a doctor?

06:33I bought a certificate.

06:35Why did you become a doctor?

06:37What can I say? This is 2024 and this is 2050.

06:39I bought a certificate.

06:41My computer has also understood that I am not going there.

06:44You are joking. What is the condition of Hemaldar?

06:47He is a good doctor.

06:49I bought a certificate.

06:51He is studying medical. He is also studying writing.

06:53But he doesn't have money. He can't buy a certificate.

06:55He is a good doctor.

06:57He does all my medical work.

06:59He does all my medical work.

07:01I will do the operation myself.

07:03You can't lose the medicine.

07:05Why did you do the operation?

07:07I bought a Wi-Fi line.

07:09When I sat on the table after doing the operation,

07:11I gave him a video call on Wi-Fi.

07:13I asked him what he was going to do.

07:15He understood me and I did the operation.

07:17Uma! Uma! What are you doing?

07:19You can't do the operation like this.

07:21They are not good.

07:23A patient came to me the other day.

07:25He had a surgery.

07:27I told him that I will do the surgery.

07:29I will do the surgery.

07:31I will do the surgery.

07:33I am sure he will come here.

07:35Let's see.

07:37Uma! Uma!

07:39What are you doing?

07:41I am doing the surgery.

07:43A patient came to me the other day.

07:45Uma! Uma!

07:47I am in Pune.

07:49I am in Pune.

07:51What happened to him?

07:53I told him that I will do the surgery.

07:55I told him that I will do the surgery.

07:57Assalamualaikum.

07:59Waalaikumussalam.

08:01Happy Apoharan.

08:05What is Apoharan?

08:07Happy Aparan.

08:09Sorry. I made a mistake.

08:11It's 2015.

08:13I spoke more English than Bengali.

08:15I came from a medicine company.

08:17My company's name is

08:19Miao Pharma.

08:21What is the name of your medicine?

08:23Tik Tok 20 Pro Max.

08:25If you support this medicine

08:27If you support this medicine

08:29and send it to the patient

08:31then we will take a proposal

08:33to release 30 of it.

08:35I think our company's medicine

08:37will not work.

08:39It will not work.

08:41Because this BRTC

08:43will not give the permission

08:45and will not give the money.

08:47BRTC means BSTI.

08:49I told you that

08:51I spoke more English than Bengali.

08:53I think there is a mistake.

08:55Ok. I will write our medicine.

08:57What will you give me?

08:59Will you give me the money?

09:01Miao, this is

09:032015.

09:05There is nothing to hide here.

09:07I will give you 50 lakhs.

09:09Ok.

09:11But there is no 500 in our medicine.

09:13I don't have any problem.

09:15But to test our medicine

09:17the first dose

09:19that I gave to the patient

09:21He is still in the hospital.

09:23You don't worry.

09:25I will write our medicine

09:27right now.

09:29Compounder will give him the medicine.

09:31What?

09:33You will write our medicine?

09:35Yes.

09:37Sir, I am fine.

09:39I don't have any disease.

09:41I am fine.

09:43I don't have any disease.

09:45I am fine.

09:47I don't have any disease.

09:49I am fine.

09:55Dear viewers,

09:57the patient is fine.

09:59Now we will see

10:01the third person

10:03among these four.

10:05Let's see his performance.

10:07Sir,

10:09they are here to give interview.

10:11Yes.

10:13This is 2015

10:15and they are not in the room

10:17and they are not in the room.

10:19Now go to the open field

10:21outside the office.

10:23Those who are here

10:25to give interview

10:27will be given the interview.

10:29Go to that side

10:31and stand in the line.

10:33Ok.

10:35Alright.

10:37Let's go.

10:39Those who are here

10:41to give interview

10:43will be given the interview.

10:45Those who are here

10:47will be given the interview.

10:49Is everything fine?

10:51Yes.

10:53Only Halal income.

10:55What?

10:57Those who are

10:59from our country

11:01will be given the interview.

11:05Those who are

11:07from our country

11:09will be given the interview.

11:11That boy called me

11:13And from this dining hall, go out through the back gate.

11:21Because you are not the gold of our country.

11:24You will stay in a museum.

11:26And this is a job area.

11:28There is a lot of violence and injustice here.

11:30Will you be able to do justice?

11:33Yes sir, I will be able to do it.

11:34If you can do justice, then stand in front of this uncle's line.

11:39Or stand in a different line.

11:42If I see him, I feel that he is going to tell a lie.

11:46All of you come to my office.

11:49I won't be able to do injustice.

11:52All of you go away.

11:54Go away.

11:57There is no value for goodness in this society.

12:00I will test you.

12:02What is your uncle?

12:04Sir, my uncle is a bus driver.

12:07Hey, I am talking about this uncle.

12:09This uncle is your mother's brother.

12:11But you call him uncle.

12:13He has a big heart.

12:15I have an uncle like that.

12:17But he is not my mother's brother.

12:19So, I call him uncle.

12:21Yes, yes. Call him uncle.

12:23Yes, yes.

12:24He is the tea shop owner of our area.

12:27So, you call him uncle.

12:29Hey, go away.

12:30You are the tea shop owner of this tea shop.

12:32Go away.

12:36Hey, who is your uncle?

12:38Sir, my uncle is the party leader of our area.

12:44Yes, I know him.

12:46Can you give me a call?

12:50Hello.

12:55Hello, how are you?

12:57How is the leader?

12:59He has come with our bike to give an interview.

13:03No, no.

13:05I told him that I don't know him.

13:08I told him not to call him.

13:10But he called me.

13:12Yes, yes. I am coming.

13:14Talk to him.

13:15Hello, brother.

13:16How are you?

13:18Are you fine?

13:20I am fine.

13:21I am not feeling well.

13:23I have two bottles of Indian liquor.

13:26I drink it sometimes.

13:28My channel's video has increased.

13:30Please watch it.

13:32I want to tell you something.

13:34I want to go to Namaz.

13:36I want to go to Namaz.

13:40You have lost your job.

13:42Go home.

13:45Give the money to Sudhanshu.

13:50Hey, how much do you want?

13:53I have brought 50 lakhs.

13:55I have brought 50 lakhs.

13:58I have brought 50 lakhs.

14:00These three have brought 50 lakhs.

14:05I need only one person.

14:07Tell me.

14:08Who will give me more?

14:10Who will get this job?

14:12I want to go to Namaz.

14:14Hey, give him more.

14:176 lakhs.

14:186 lakhs.

14:1970 lakhs.

14:2080 lakhs.

14:2180 lakhs.

14:221 crore.

14:231 crore.

14:241 crore 20.

14:251 crore 40.

14:261.5 crore.

14:271 crore 50.

14:281 crore 51.

14:291.5 crore 50.

14:301 crore 50.

14:311.5 crore 50.

14:32Boss, no one is giving the salary.

14:34Everyone is going to 1.5 crores.

14:36What should we do?

14:38Give the salary to one person.

14:40I am going to Namaz.

14:41What about the job?

14:43Give the job to all three.

14:44Hey, you have got the job.

14:47Bring the money.

14:49Alhamdulillah.

14:55Subriya Darshan Mandali.

14:57It is the year 2055, the year of the Dornetibas

15:02Mela, Mela, Mela

15:04Now we will see the game of number 4, Dornetibas

15:12Hello

15:13Assalamualaikum, leader

15:14Walaikumussalam

15:15How are you, leader?

15:16Thank you

15:17Hey!

15:18What the hell are you doing?

15:20I don't remember anything, leader

15:22You told me to vote for you, I voted for you

15:25Do you remember my idea, leader?

15:27The idea of giving my house to the government

15:32Hey!

15:33It has been only 2 days since I won

15:35You have started the competition

15:37And you gave the vote to yourself

15:39You gave the vote to my wife

15:41I won because I gave 12 crores

15:43You are the competitor

15:45I have lived my life in a very simple way

15:48I still can't give 2-3 crores in my own pocket

15:51I have kept all the cards in my house

15:53I couldn't vote for you

15:55I will vote for you later

15:56Hey! What are you doing?

15:58What are you doing?

15:59Hey!

16:00Did you buy the leader with the vote?

16:02I didn't get anything from you

16:04Hey!

16:05Hey!

16:10What the hell?

16:19Hey!

16:20Takash

16:22What did you do before giving the vote?

16:25Give me the vote now, Naveen bhai

16:27No, no, no

16:28I can't give you the vote

16:29I can't give you the vote

16:30I can't give you the vote

16:31I can't give you the vote

16:32I can't give you the vote

16:33Hey, Naveen bhai

16:34Am I that kind of a person?

16:37I am not that kind of a person

16:38I will give you whatever you want

16:41I have seen and heard everything

16:43I don't believe you

16:44Hey!

16:45Hey!

16:46Hey!

16:47Hey!

16:48Hey!

16:49Hey!

16:50Hey!

16:51Hey!

16:53Keep the vote

16:54Don't draw a line

16:56You know what?

16:58I will give you whatever you want

16:59Whatever you want

17:00Whatever you want

17:01I will give you whatever you want

17:02Hold on for a while

17:03Please hold on

17:04Please hold on

17:05I need to go to the government

17:07Please hold on

17:08Ok

17:09I mean, do you know where it is?

17:10Yes, I do

17:11Give me the vote

17:12I will give you both

17:14Ok

17:15Give me the vote

17:16I mean, do you know where it is?

17:17Yes

17:18Give me

17:19Give me the money.

17:20Give me the money.

17:21Give me the money.

17:22I will give you the money, don't worry.

17:24You will get the board, not me.

17:26I am leaving.

17:28I will never sit in the post office again.

17:33Hey, we will beat whoever comes.

17:37We will beat whoever comes.

17:39We will beat whoever comes.

17:41Hey, the leader is dead.

17:42Now the government will have to pay taxes.

17:45And we will have to do something.

17:48What should we do, brother?

17:52We can make a bed.

17:54Hey, I have a bed.

17:56Shall we make a bed?

17:57The leader will make a bed on the land.

18:00And after two days, we will make a bed under the bed.

18:03And we will have to work for two more days.

18:05Oh, you said a good thing.

18:07It is necessary.

18:08We will have to do something.

18:10We will do something.

18:11I am very tensed.

18:12Okay, okay.

18:13Give me the money.

18:18Dear viewers,

18:20I have got the results of the competition.

18:24Dear viewers,

18:26The winner got 40 crores.

18:30And the loser got 4 crores.

18:33So, how much is it, sister?

18:3440 crores.

18:3540 crores.

18:36Okay, let's go.

18:38Dear viewers,

18:39The winner of the competition is

18:42Dr. Amasan Abhisar.

18:48Dr. Amasan Abhisar

18:53Sir, before giving the award,

18:55please say something to the viewers.

18:59I am actually an emotional hippo.

19:07Emotional hippo.

19:11Dear viewers,

19:12Now, I am giving him a 3 kg weight weight bag.

19:18Emotional hippo.

19:23Hey, hey, hey.

19:24You have done a great job.

19:27Dear viewers,

19:28We will see you again in 2019.

19:34Why did you take the money?

19:35I had to carry it.

19:36Give it to me.

19:37Give it to me.

19:38Give it to me.

19:39Give it to me.

19:40Give it to me.

19:41My gold.

19:42My gold.

19:48My gold.

19:55Hey, stop.

19:56Stop.

19:57I am not a woman.

19:58I am not a man.

20:00I gave you a kilo of rice.

20:01How much did you give?

20:02Give it to me.

20:03I also gave you a kilo of rice.

20:05I gave 80 lakhs.

20:06What?

20:07I am a hippo.

20:12This is also ill-mannered.

20:18This is also ill-mannered.

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