Bubble Gang: Say no to PUGO!
Aired (July 7, 2024): Tama nga naman si Eva, bakit nga ba mayroon pang pasumpa-sumpa kung nagloloko din naman pala!
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00:00So, guys, I went to our barangay to deliver a hirin.
00:08Our neighbor is complaining because of her illegal care of pugo.
00:13It's not allowed in our area, which is a residential area.
00:17She's the one who's complaining, guys.
00:18It's Janice.
00:19She grew up in a farm.
00:21That's why she learned how to take care of pugo.
00:23But, guys, when I asked her about what happened to her in the farm,
00:27the answer she always gives is, I don't remember,
00:30Amnesia Girlangampeg.
00:31She's our barangay chairman, Madam Chek Larisa.
00:35Next to her is her co-chairman, Kagawad Berwin.
00:38They have a lot of questions, guys,
00:40that are not clearly answered when they complain.
00:43I don't know, guys, if it's because of her lies,
00:46or because of her unique talent,
00:48that she was able to sing while talking.
00:51And she called me, guys, to be a witness.
00:53It's nerve-wracking, guys, to sit in a witness stand.
00:56Guys, before you start asking questions,
00:58you have to swear first that you'll only tell the truth.
01:02But why is that?
01:04Some people swear, but a lot of people lie.
01:08It's the same with love, guys.
01:11Some people swear, but they're also crazy.
01:13That's why it's so confusing.
01:14And here it is, guys.
01:15Madam Chek asked me what happened to our neighbor's pugo.
01:20And for the first time, guys,
01:22you'll hear my testimony.
01:27So, here it is, Madam Chek.
01:30I didn't grow up on a farm,
01:31but I realized that pugo care is very permissive.
01:36They're noisy at night,
01:38and dirty in the surroundings.
01:41Pugo's eggs can also be hybridized if there's too much of it.
01:44But what do you want to do with your neighbor's pugo?
01:49First of all, thank you for that wonderful first question, Madam Chek.
01:53If I'm the only one who's going to ask,
01:55it's better to remove the pugo's poultry
01:58and move it back to the farm.
02:00Pugo's poultry is used as a front
02:03for gossiping and gossiping among our neighbors.
02:07What about those who sell pugo as street food?
02:11Second of all,
02:12thank you for that wonderful second question, Madam Berwin.
02:15I think it's better not to bother those who sell pugo on the streets.
02:21And more importantly,
02:22let's just see them in Chinese food like chop suey and quail egg soup.
02:27That's all, Your Honor, and I thank you.
02:31And that's it, guys.
02:32I'm done being a witness in the hearing.
02:35I'm late, guys.
02:36Janice's operation will be suspended
02:38and her wealth and power will be frozen.
02:41A lot of people were happy about what happened, guys,
02:43and they congratulated me because of my unique statement.
02:46They were all very clear.
02:48I just don't want to attend a hearing like this
02:50even though it's hot,
02:52and it's hot, guys.
02:54Make sure you don't fight
02:56and just be calm
02:57and always be sweet, as ever.