The Real Bros of Simi Valley: The Movie (2024)

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The Real Bros of Simi Valley is an American scripted television series based in Simi Valley, California. The satirical comedy both pays homage to and lampoons the culture of Southern California, and several stereotypes and tropes of unscripted reality shows, with hyperbolic emphasis on exaggerated dramatic elements, and canned infighting among the show's cast.

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00:00:00It's me, your boy, Zon.

00:00:05Zon.

00:00:06I've been in the CME my whole life.

00:00:07Everything I need is right here.

00:00:08My girl.

00:00:09Will you marry me?

00:00:10Oh, my God, yes.

00:00:11My family.

00:00:12Mom, what do you know?

00:00:13Open that jacket.

00:00:14My truck.

00:00:15Oh!

00:00:16But most importantly, my boys.

00:00:17Give it up for Bryce Meyer.

00:00:18Bryce, please, get down.

00:00:19We're your friends.

00:00:20We care about you.

00:00:21Oh, my God.

00:00:22Oh, my God.

00:00:23Oh, my God.

00:00:24Oh, my God.

00:00:25Oh, my God.

00:00:26Oh, my God.

00:00:27Oh, my God.

00:00:29I want to pull the plug.

00:00:32Where's the plug?

00:00:33You're not hooked up to any.

00:00:34That.

00:00:35Yeah, that's for the TV.

00:00:36What's up?

00:00:37I'm Wade.

00:00:38Wade, what the hell are you doing?

00:00:39Dad, get the f*** back inside, okay?

00:00:41I'm doing art.

00:00:42Pretty much just kicking with my brother and his friends, because everyone on my s***

00:00:44sucks, dude.

00:00:45You wanna hit the chute?

00:00:46Nah, dude.

00:00:47Do you, uh, do you not burn?

00:00:48Wait, you don't burn, Wade?

00:00:49Oh, my God, dude.

00:00:50I f***ing burn, okay?

00:00:51Duncan!

00:00:52What the f*** was that about?

00:00:53I'm sad, Dad.

00:00:54Can you stop?

00:00:55Oh, my God.

00:00:56Oh, my God.

00:00:57Can't you see how sad I am?

00:00:59What if you ran like a surf shop without your dad?

00:01:02If you were to tell me five years ago

00:01:03that I was going to open up a surf skate shop

00:01:05with Johnny Mendez, I would have said, you're crazy, brother.

00:01:08Yo, Tessa, will you marry me?

00:01:10I'm down.

00:01:11I don't think I can get married right now.

00:01:12She just broke off the engagement or whatever, but.

00:01:14Now that I know that Dani's the real blunt mastermind,

00:01:16it's like, have I been in love with her this whole time?

00:01:18Dani, you need to choose right now, or we're done.

00:01:21And I guess we're done here.

00:01:23Well, it's safe to say I'm officially

00:01:24the most dumped guy in See Me.

00:01:26I'm pregnant.

00:01:28What do you mean?

00:01:28And if it's a guy, we're naming him Chez, Dax, or Hawk.

00:01:31Good breast, you want to hold him?

00:01:32No, I'm good.

00:01:33Xander's my boy, but not this Hawk fool.

00:01:35You deserve to be locked in a hot car

00:01:37with the windows rolled up.

00:01:38I'm going to toast your child.

00:01:41You're going to toast my child?

00:01:42Just thinking about it, you know,

00:01:44we were pretty sick in high school.

00:01:45I mean, we were really cool in high school.

00:01:47Obviously, we were super sick in high school.

00:01:50God, high school was so sick.

00:01:51I'm sorry, but high school was so sick.

00:01:56You got the money?

00:02:24For sure.

00:02:27And it's 100% legit?

00:02:29You ask a lot of questions.

00:02:32That was one question.

00:02:33Let's put it this way.

00:02:35This transaction is about as legit as my belt.

00:02:39No offense, but I can't tell if your belt is legit or not.

00:02:45Listen here, Snow Cone.

00:02:46This isn't the only backstreet bio bargain I got for today.

00:02:50Got a 130 Camarillo.

00:02:52So Blaine, or no Blaine, or no Camarillo,

00:02:55so Blaine, or no Blaine?

00:03:01I just got to make a quick call.

00:03:02Very well, then.

00:03:09Yo.

00:03:10Yo.

00:03:11Wait, there's no time to explain,

00:03:13but I need you to get everyone to the house now.

00:03:15It's an emergency.

00:03:25All right, class, if Aaron beats this level without losing,

00:03:45no homework for a week.

00:03:46Yo, don't blow this, first, Aaron.

00:03:47Oh, shut up.

00:03:51What's up?

00:03:52Yo, dude.

00:03:53Zahn just hit me.

00:03:54He said he needs all of us at the house ASAP Rocky.

00:03:56Sounds like a huge deal.

00:03:58An HD?

00:03:59Yeah, like a 4K HD.

00:04:02Holy cannoli.

00:04:03That's quite the Leland Sitch.

00:04:04Yeah, man, like a Sabrina the Teenage Sitch.

00:04:07And that's on gang?

00:04:08Yeah, that's on our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ.

00:04:11Good God.

00:04:13Oh, one sec.

00:04:14Dunkin's calling.

00:04:15Dunk, you're on with Wade.

00:04:16Wade, I just got your text.

00:04:17What the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on, dude?

00:04:20Is it actually a 4K HD?

00:04:21From what Zahn was saying, it sounds like it might be an 8K.

00:04:258K?

00:04:26Are you cranking my shaft, dude?

00:04:28What, is he dying or something?

00:04:31Hold on, Johnny's calling me.

00:04:32Hang up, hang up, deny it, deny it.

00:04:35Yo, I think he just accidentally denied my call.

00:04:37Johnny, it wasn't an accident.

00:04:39I don't have time to explain, but we need

00:04:40to get to Zahn's immediately.

00:04:42Wait, what is going on?

00:04:43I told you to grab the crossbow.

00:04:45We don't have a crossbow.

00:04:47The last time Zahn assembled the squad on some emergency

00:04:49situation-type vibes was back in 08

00:04:51when a bunch of randos showed up at Lexi's party,

00:04:53and Zahn almost knocked Mike Schaefer.

00:04:55So yeah, you could say I'm prepared for battle right now.

00:04:57Bryce, what's going on?

00:04:58I think Zahn has ass cancer.

00:05:00What?

00:05:00Don't say that.

00:05:01That is not funny.

00:05:02I mean, he might.

00:05:03Dude, shut the fuck up, Bryce.

00:05:04You shut the fuck up.

00:05:05Hold me back.

00:05:06You want to do this right now?

00:05:07I have a literal bat, dude.

00:05:08I will kill you.

00:05:09Don't put that back.

00:05:10No lessons.

00:05:11Come on.

00:05:11So I don't know what's going on right now,

00:05:13but the vibe is high-key stressful.

00:05:15All my serotonin got replaced by straight-up anxiety, bro.

00:05:18It's a ride, bro.

00:05:22Is that guy revving at us?

00:05:25Who's that?

00:05:27Uh-oh.

00:05:30God damn it.

00:05:31I don't like this, guys.

00:05:33Am I going to have to knock this truck?

00:05:41Check it out.

00:05:43Wait, wait.

00:05:44Is that what this is all about?

00:05:46Yeah.

00:05:50That's so sick.

00:05:52Dude.

00:05:53New truck, baby.

00:05:56Dude, lately, Molly and I have been on really bad terms,

00:06:00and I've been feeling super down.

00:06:01So I thought, what better way to solve this relationship issue

00:06:05than with a brand new truck?

00:06:07Did you know about this?

00:06:08Nope.

00:06:09Dude, this looks so expensive.

00:06:11Dude, it was.

00:06:11Guys, we had to empty out the savings real quick.

00:06:14Let's go.

00:06:14That sounds tight.

00:06:16Look at the lift on this puppy.

00:06:18This is noticeably bigger than the whole thing.

00:06:20Dude, keep the specs on these handles.

00:06:21Hell yeah, Xander.

00:06:23Sick truck.

00:06:24Thank you, Danni.

00:06:25Straight up.

00:06:26Appreciate you.

00:06:27Thank you, Danni.

00:06:27Oh.

00:06:28Dan, can I call you for a chat?

00:06:33Xander has always had a habit of making

00:06:35really impulsive purchases without telling me.

00:06:37And I'm not talking casual things.

00:06:39I'm talking huge tattoos.

00:06:40Oh my god.

00:06:41A motorcycle, a parabolic microphone,

00:06:44and now this truck that looks exactly like his old truck?

00:06:48We've had so many conversations about it

00:06:50that this is just starting to feel like the last straw.

00:06:55What's up?

00:06:56What's up?

00:06:57You didn't think to tell me that you just

00:06:58emptied our entire savings account

00:07:00to buy yourself a new truck?

00:07:02I didn't empty the entire savings.

00:07:04There's still like $500 in there.

00:07:05Xander, that is so whack.

00:07:07I did this for us.

00:07:09No, you did this for you.

00:07:11And now, I'm about to do something for me.

00:07:16Molly, I swear to God, if you take that ring off right now,

00:07:19Molly.

00:07:20Yo.

00:07:22Check this out.

00:07:23This is big.

00:07:25What is it?

00:07:25Just found this in the mailbox.

00:07:27You are cordially invited to the See Me High 10-year reunion.

00:07:33No way.

00:07:34Oh my god.

00:07:35Oh my god.

00:07:36Oh my god.

00:07:37Oh my god.

00:07:38Oh my god.

00:07:39Oh my god.

00:07:41What?

00:07:41I'm straight up over the moon right now, dude.

00:07:43Like, I've been waiting for this day

00:07:44since we graduated high school.

00:07:46I totally thought they were going

00:07:47to cancel it because of the pandy.

00:07:48Remember the pandy?

00:07:49Dude, the pandy was so randy.

00:07:51Feel like it's not that show to call it the pandy?

00:07:54Yo, it's only three weeks away.

00:07:55Do you ever check your mail?

00:07:57Dude, honestly, I didn't even know we still got mail.

00:07:59Yo, but I'm so pumped for the reunion.

00:08:01Yeah.

00:08:03I'm not pumped for the reunion at all.

00:08:06I just lied to every single person's

00:08:08face in that driveway.

00:08:09In reality, I've low-key been stressing this day for years.

00:08:12All my friends were in the class of 010

00:08:14since everyone my year fucking sucked.

00:08:16And I didn't technically graduate

00:08:17till a couple of years later.

00:08:19But I need to make sure I get an invite somehow.

00:08:21We're going to go get some kickback stuff.

00:08:22We'll be right back.

00:08:23Love you.

00:08:24Love you so much.

00:08:26Obviously, Molly and I were on the precipice

00:08:28of potentially ending our marriage for good.

00:08:31But after getting such joyous news,

00:08:33we just decided to put all that on hold,

00:08:35ride this high, and have a celebratory kickback

00:08:38at the pad, despite it being 1140 AM on a Wednesday.

00:08:48Is he going to hit that?

00:08:49We'll be right back, dude.

00:08:51There's a little bit of a learning curve with this.

00:08:53He'll get there.

00:08:56Go, man.

00:08:58Let's go.

00:08:59We're about to show up and flex so hard on all these fools.

00:09:03Dude, facts.

00:09:04This is like the day we've all been waiting for,

00:09:06like our whole lives.

00:09:07Honestly, if I could say so, I feel elated.

00:09:10Look at my hand.

00:09:12That's how elated I am.

00:09:13I'm shaking, bro.

00:09:14Wow, dude.

00:09:14Dude, right?

00:09:15I feel elated, too.

00:09:18Yeah, Dunk?

00:09:19You elated?

00:09:21Yeah, obviously.

00:09:23Really, Dunkin?

00:09:25You're elated?

00:09:26I just said I was elated, and now you're

00:09:28suddenly feeling elated as well?

00:09:30I feel giddy AF right now, bro.

00:09:33Yeah?

00:09:34Even though you're dating Danny and Tessa,

00:09:36but at the end of the day, you've got to pick

00:09:37one for the reunion, which means the other one's

00:09:39just going to be mad pissed.

00:09:40They're probably both going to be super pissed at you.

00:09:43Damn, dude.

00:09:45It's not like I was planning on dating Danny

00:09:47and Tessa at the same time.

00:09:49Should I have said no to one of them

00:09:50when they both asked to get back together at Zan's wedding?

00:09:53Maybe we should give it another shot?

00:09:54Yeah, I'm down.

00:09:56Would you be willing to put the past behind us

00:09:57and give this another shot?

00:09:59100%.

00:10:00Yeah, I probably should have.

00:10:01Probs.

00:10:02But it's a wedding.

00:10:04Like, I was so fired up on love.

00:10:06I was torqued on love, dude.

00:10:08You know who else isn't hyped?

00:10:09Whed.

00:10:10What?

00:10:11Dude, I am hyped.

00:10:11I'm so hyped.

00:10:12You're not even invited.

00:10:13All right, Bryce, chill out, dude.

00:10:14Zan, this truck is so lifted, bro.

00:10:16I feel so high up off the ground.

00:10:18I know, right?

00:10:19Can you imagine a more lifted truck?

00:10:20I can't.

00:10:21I can't.

00:10:22Dude, I know.

00:10:23I feel so high too, which I'm, like,

00:10:24very familiar with that feeling.

00:10:26So in the past, you know, I've gotten a lot of heat

00:10:28for, quote unquote, not burning, which is crazy,

00:10:31because, like, I'm, like, the biggest stoner in the world.

00:10:34If I had to name all the ways I get high,

00:10:36on the regular, bong, peace, bubbler, gravity bomb.

00:10:42Let's talk about this monster fridge in the center.

00:10:45Are you JK-ing me right now?

00:10:47Are you JK-rolling me?

00:10:48Pretty sick, huh?

00:10:49Yeah, that's a nice touch.

00:10:50Dude, you are definitely going to take

00:10:51home the Truck of the Year trophy.

00:10:56Every year at the Simi High 10-Year Reunion,

00:10:59they give the person with the dopest truck

00:11:00of the year prize to BFD.

00:11:03My dad won it at his reunion.

00:11:06His dad won it at his reunion.

00:11:08I'd be lying if I said winning that trophy hasn't

00:11:11always been a dream of mine.

00:11:13I don't want to jinx it, but with this new BBT,

00:11:17this big black truck, I 100% have this thing in the back.

00:11:22Yo, peep this custom horn I recorded.

00:11:24Boom, bitch!

00:11:26Truck of the Year coming through!

00:11:29Oh my god.

00:11:38Oh my god, look at this truck.

00:11:40Dude, is that even street legal?

00:11:42It's got to be a professional dirt biker, right?

00:11:48Zed?

00:11:50Chat, you?

00:11:51Rocco Zamboni?

00:11:52Slap my ass and call me a bad boy.

00:11:55Is that Bryce Meyer?

00:11:56What is up, boys?

00:11:57What up?

00:11:58What's so sick about Semi is that it's so small,

00:12:01you can just run into people from your high school

00:12:03when you least expect it.

00:12:05Jeth U.S. and his squad were the baseball

00:12:07bros in our class, and we had an alliance

00:12:09in case something ever went down with the football

00:12:10bros or the field hockey girls.

00:12:13Solid B team.

00:12:14Seems like they're doing pretty well now, though.

00:12:16Which is dope.

00:12:18You know, I don't necessarily think

00:12:19his truck is better than mine.

00:12:22It's just different.

00:12:24They're both sick trucks.

00:12:26Yo, I saw on IG, you guys have been

00:12:27killing it in the real estate game.

00:12:29Yeah, we're high-key slinging pads these days.

00:12:31Hey, where you fools headed with all this stuff?

00:12:34Dude, we're coming back from Tahoe.

00:12:36Gord's got a place up there.

00:12:37We took the jet skis out, split a quad of shrooms.

00:12:40Got some sick, epic drone footage

00:12:42jumping the hot springs.

00:12:43So sick.

00:12:44That's like the sickest sentence

00:12:45I've ever heard in my life.

00:12:46But yo, we're about to head up to Jeth U.'s crib

00:12:48to celebrate the reunion.

00:12:49You guys should cruise.

00:12:50Let's black out.

00:12:51You guys are cruising to the reunion?

00:12:53Yeah, dog, of course.

00:12:55Coming for that truck of the year trophy.

00:12:56Hey!

00:12:59That's dope, dude.

00:13:01That's super dope.

00:13:03Gee whiz is that sick.

00:13:07Yo, did you just say gee whiz?

00:13:08I know Xander's trying to be chill right now

00:13:10because Jeth U. just pulled up in like an absolute rig.

00:13:13But as soon as he said gee whiz?

00:13:15Gee whiz is that sick.

00:13:17I knew that fool was flustered.

00:13:19Not going to lie, I'm pretty flustered myself.

00:13:20You know, that sounds chill, but we're actually

00:13:22having a low-key kicker at our pad,

00:13:24so we can't cruise to yours.

00:13:25Thanks, though.

00:13:26Oh, Jeth's pulled up, man.

00:13:27It's right up the street.

00:13:28Besides, the squad would love to see the see-me legends.

00:13:32I mean, we are legends.

00:13:33We are legends.

00:13:34Just got a good-ass point.

00:13:36All right, yeah, we'll cruise through for like 5 to 10.

00:13:38Nice!

00:13:39Yeah, let's go!

00:13:41Follow me, all right?

00:13:43Yeah.

00:13:43Woo!

00:13:54Wonder what the boys are up to.

00:13:56What's taking them so long?

00:13:57Probably just whacking off to Xander's truck

00:14:00and talking about how sick it's going to be when we pull up

00:14:02to the reunion in Xander's truck.

00:14:04Because that's the only thing he cares about is his truck,

00:14:07and that's it.

00:14:17Are you good?

00:14:19I mean, I guess this whole reunion thing just has me

00:14:20thinking, like, what's my truck?

00:14:23You know?

00:14:24You have that little Tacoma, though, right?

00:14:26Not literally, Johnny idiot.

00:14:29Like, metaphorically.

00:14:31Who cares?

00:14:32We were dope then.

00:14:33We're even doper now.

00:14:35Seriously.

00:14:35Yeah, we had the sickest squad in high school by far.

00:14:38Exactly.

00:14:39And as someone who's been getting really

00:14:41into manifestation lately, I think it could

00:14:43be really good for you malls.

00:14:45Think about it.

00:14:46My Taylor Swift heiress tour floor seats,

00:14:49I thought of them.

00:14:50I sent the ticket link to my mom.

00:14:53I got the tickets.

00:14:54I manifested that.

00:14:56Oh, really, Dani?

00:14:58Did you manifest all of your things?

00:15:00Are we just going to pretend that your grandpa isn't

00:15:02the inventor of the wall mount, and your family's

00:15:05not worth $50 million?

00:15:08I swear to God, if this bitch says one more

00:15:10word about manifestation, I will straight up choke her out.

00:15:15That is so true.

00:15:16Manifestation's, like, a really helpful tool.

00:15:18So Dani, we finally going to meet your secret lover

00:15:21boy at the reunion?

00:15:22Oh, Tessa, I guess it could be a good time.

00:15:28What about you, Tessa?

00:15:29We haven't met your man either.

00:15:32Oh, yeah.

00:15:34Maybe we should not do that for the reunion, though.

00:15:36Maybe that's definitely not the move for the reunion, for sure.

00:15:39And that, and we all agree?

00:15:41Hey, Johnny, can I pull you for a chat?

00:15:47I know it's none of my business,

00:15:48but you need to get it together.

00:15:50What are you talking about?

00:15:51The last three date nights with me and Duncan,

00:15:53he's had to leave early because you've been

00:15:55messing things up at the shop.

00:15:57Like, what could you be messing up so bad at midnight?

00:16:02I want to have Duncan's back and stuff,

00:16:03but he's come up with this slanderous narrative

00:16:05that I'm bad at my job to use as an excuse of why he's

00:16:08always, like, with the other girl.

00:16:11Bro, I'm starting to hurricane harbor some resentful energies,

00:16:13I'm not going to lie.

00:16:15At the same time, I got to hold it down for my boy.

00:16:18Now I remember, I do mess things up every night.

00:16:20Oh, really?

00:16:22Around 1130, I start messing things up.

00:16:24Figure it out, because I'd hate for things

00:16:26to have to get physical.

00:16:27Me too.

00:16:31Bro, I barely even flinched, bro.

00:16:32Like, I was honestly flinching about something

00:16:34else that I was remembering, like,

00:16:36a scary thing in the moment.

00:16:38I'd knock Danny, easy.

00:16:40Johnny, can I pull you?

00:16:43For sure.

00:16:44Tessa, on the other hand, I worry about Tessa.

00:16:51And this is the backyard.

00:16:54Oh, my god, dude.

00:16:55I can't believe this is your pad.

00:16:58Yo, dude, they have Franco's Tacos catering.

00:17:00That's such a flex.

00:17:01Man, look who it is.

00:17:04Dan, what's Gucci?

00:17:07Here, have a nice cold beer.

00:17:09Whoa.

00:17:10OK.

00:17:11Wow.

00:17:12Oh, my god, they're so cold.

00:17:13Oh, my god, it's been so long.

00:17:16For sure, yeah.

00:17:19I'm sorry, do I know you from somewhere?

00:17:22Who the fuck are you?

00:17:25Really?

00:17:26It's Agora Hills.

00:17:28Oh, my god, from high school.

00:17:29Yes.

00:17:30What's up?

00:17:31You'll be an S now, Agora Hills.

00:17:33Oh, snap.

00:17:34Yeah.

00:17:35Congratulations.

00:17:36Yeah, thank you.

00:17:37Dan, you look so, like, so much less fat

00:17:41than you did in high school.

00:17:42Seriously, I was just thinking that.

00:17:44Yeah.

00:17:44Well, I got my nose done.

00:17:46And lip filler.

00:17:47Oh, word, yeah.

00:17:49Oh, cool, yeah.

00:17:50That looks super good.

00:17:52Sick, right?

00:17:54Look at my wife's ass, dude.

00:17:55Yeah.

00:17:56No, it looks, for sure.

00:17:57I'm looking at it.

00:17:58Yeah, cheers.

00:17:59It looks great.

00:17:59Will you take me to homecoming now?

00:18:01Oh, my god.

00:18:02Oh, my god.

00:18:03Oh, my god.

00:18:04Oh, my god.

00:18:05Oh, my god.

00:18:06Oh, my god.

00:18:07Like, um.

00:18:08Take me to homecoming now.

00:18:10Oh, my god.

00:18:11Oh, my god.

00:18:12Oh, my god.

00:18:13Oh, my god.

00:18:13Is she still pissed about it?

00:18:14No, I know.

00:18:15Agora Hills.

00:18:18Damn.

00:18:18Totally forgot I was about to ask her to homecoming

00:18:21sophomore year until I saw Molly crank that soldier

00:18:23boy at Quinoa's Quinceanera.

00:18:26Couldn't help but look at her like, damn.

00:18:29Like, what else can she crank?

00:18:32But yeah, it seems like their whole squad

00:18:33is really glowed up.

00:18:34Yo, Wade.

00:18:35What up, dude?

00:18:37JP.

00:18:38What's up, dude?

00:18:38My guy.

00:18:39How you been, man?

00:18:40Good, dude.

00:18:41Good.

00:18:42Dude, you want an edible?

00:18:43Yeah.

00:18:44Yes, let me have one of those.

00:18:46For sure.

00:18:46Oh, wow.

00:18:47Look at that thing.

00:18:49Oh, strong.

00:18:50Strong.

00:18:51Yeah, dude.

00:18:51It's dank.

00:18:52Tastes like gasoline.

00:18:53Cool.

00:18:54Thanks, man.

00:18:55For sure, dude.

00:18:56Yeah.

00:18:57I appreciate that.

00:18:59You gonna eat it, or?

00:19:00Oh, uh, yeah.

00:19:02Yeah.

00:19:02Probably.

00:19:03Yeah, in an hour I will, probably.

00:19:04Because I don't want to be faded right now.

00:19:06But like, I'm down to be faded in an hour, probably.

00:19:08Oh, well, dude, it takes like an hour to kick in.

00:19:10So if you eat it now, it's perfect.

00:19:12Or what did I say?

00:19:13I said an hour?

00:19:14Yeah.

00:19:14Oh, I meant two hours.

00:19:16Oh.

00:19:17Eh, sorry.

00:19:18I'm all jumbled up.

00:19:19Delight savings, you know?

00:19:20It was a stupid question.

00:19:21Yeah.

00:19:21That plan's insane.

00:19:23So where's Molly?

00:19:25Did you guys break up?

00:19:26Oh, no, no.

00:19:27She's just back at the house.

00:19:29Probably pretty pissed, actually,

00:19:30since we just like came here and didn't like give

00:19:32them the heads up or anything.

00:19:34That's pretty lame.

00:19:35Wait, does Molly have any passions?

00:19:38Uh, not particularly, no.

00:19:42Perfect.

00:19:43I'm going to hit her up.

00:19:45Or we should go on a double date to that hot new spot.

00:19:47That hot new spot is so fire.

00:19:49So fire.

00:19:50So fire.

00:19:51So fire.

00:19:52You've been?

00:19:53Matthew, of course he's been.

00:19:55It's Zan, Sea Valley top dog.

00:19:57He could have invited anyone to homecoming,

00:19:59and he brought Molly.

00:20:00Ha ha ha.

00:20:01Ha ha ha.

00:20:02Ha ha ha.

00:20:03Money, money, money, all the time.

00:20:04What I'm thinking about?

00:20:05Bitches on my mind.

00:20:07So these are my girlfriends, Topanga, Ventura.

00:20:10I love them both.

00:20:11And that's my homie, Sean.

00:20:13What up?

00:20:14Oh, damn.

00:20:16Dude, you're Sean White.

00:20:18Yeah, man.

00:20:19What are you even doing here?

00:20:22What am I doing here?

00:20:23I can't just be here?

00:20:25You can, but, like, it's just crazy seeing you and seeing me.

00:20:30Why is it crazy that I'm just here

00:20:33sipping Shirley T's, my drink of choice,

00:20:36just hanging with my buds?

00:20:38What's crazy about that?

00:20:39No, no, it's totally cool that you're, like,

00:20:41sipping the Shirley T's and whatever.

00:20:43I think he just more so means it's

00:20:44super random that you're here.

00:20:46I don't think it's random.

00:20:49You're random.

00:20:51OK, anyway, circling back, hey, Braco, you said that, uh,

00:20:55so both of these girls are your girlfriends?

00:20:58Yeah.

00:20:59And you guys are all, like, totally cool with that?

00:21:02Yeah.

00:21:03Ha ha ha.

00:21:04I think it'd be pretty weird if he was dating both of us

00:21:06and we just didn't know.

00:21:07Yeah, like, morally, that'd be, like, really messed up.

00:21:10It's like that movie, Savages, except I'm

00:21:12the Blake Lachlan character.

00:21:14Have you seen the movie, Savages?

00:21:15Yeah.

00:21:16Yeah, it's like that.

00:21:18Yo, just out of curiosity, uh, like,

00:21:22what are you benching these days?

00:21:23I'm mostly into calisthenics now, bro.

00:21:25But, uh, last I checked, probably, like, 350.

00:21:30350?

00:21:32That's not bad.

00:21:33How much do you bench, man?

00:21:35Been a hot man, for sure.

00:21:36But, um, I'd say probably 500.

00:21:42Last?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44You ever get into muay thai?

00:21:45Muay thai?

00:21:46No, it's way too spicy for me.

00:21:48I do like sushi, though.

00:21:51That reminds me, bro, your truck is, uh, pretty tricked.

00:21:54Was that pricey?

00:21:55No idea.

00:21:56Gora got it for me.

00:21:57I mean, it came with, you know, the Lyft

00:21:59and, like, the bright baby blue.

00:22:00But, uh, I added the subs.

00:22:04But it's probably, like, a gas guzzler and a half, though,

00:22:07right?

00:22:08No, it's actually a hybrid, so it's pretty chill.

00:22:11No way.

00:22:12Indica or Sativa Dominant?

00:22:14No, like, it only takes half gas.

00:22:18Telling me your truck runs on made kush?

00:22:20No.

00:22:21No.

00:22:23You guys are funny.

00:22:24Who's this little guy?

00:22:25Hey, bud.

00:22:26I like your shirt.

00:22:31OK, I'll just go fuck myself, then.

00:22:32Oh, dang.

00:22:35What did he say?

00:22:36What's he say?

00:22:37You didn't have to do him like that, Johnny.

00:22:38No, what did he say?

00:22:38That was so savage.

00:22:40What's up with your dog, fool?

00:22:41Trying to start some shit, or what?

00:22:42I don't think he's the one starting some shit.

00:22:46But he might be the one finishing some shit.

00:22:48Oh, yeah?

00:22:49You don't want this, bro.

00:22:50Trust me.

00:22:51I should have beat the fuck out of your dog, bro.

00:22:52He will tear you apart, bud.

00:22:54I'll take his leash around, swing him, helicopter,

00:22:57throw him.

00:22:58Hey, hey, hey, he ain't worth it.

00:23:00You want to go for a walk?

00:23:01Dude, can't say WLK.

00:23:04Now I have to take him.

00:23:07Just took him.

00:23:08Matter of fact, hey, why don't you give him a treat?

00:23:10Ah, damn it.

00:23:11Yo, Bryce, let's dip, dude.

00:23:13Sorry about that, bro.

00:23:13No, no, for sure.

00:23:14All good, no worries, dude.

00:23:15I'll see you guys at the reunion.

00:23:18Yeah, I guess you will.

00:23:25About time.

00:23:27Wait, where's the kickback stuff?

00:23:29We forgot it.

00:23:30How?

00:23:31You were gone for like two hours.

00:23:33Well, we forgot it.

00:23:34OK, lucky?

00:23:37Wait, what the hell is going on?

00:23:39Yo, the comeback squad.

00:23:42Hello, what happened?

00:23:44You want to know what happened?

00:23:45We're not that sick is what happened.

00:23:47What?

00:23:48Yes, we are.

00:23:49I was just telling them we're about to go to the reunion.

00:23:50We're going to go to the reunion.

00:23:51We're going to stun on fools.

00:23:52We're going to flex on fools and look dope.

00:23:53Not going to happen like that.

00:23:54We shouldn't even go.

00:23:56OK, we have to go.

00:23:56I am not missing it.

00:23:59The baseball bros are sicker than us now.

00:24:02What, like Jaffe U.S. in them?

00:24:04Bro, that's a physical impossibility.

00:24:06The baseball dudes are way less sick than us in high school.

00:24:09Yeah, well, not anymore, Johnny.

00:24:12Before our run in with Jaffe U.S. squad,

00:24:14we were super stoked for the reunion

00:24:17and also just like overall very content with our lives.

00:24:21But now I realize we're not even close to living the kind of lives

00:24:24that look sick online.

00:24:26Like, I didn't even know about the hot new spot.

00:24:29Look, guys, I know we're on some seriously insecure vibes

00:24:32about some things that are, quite frankly,

00:24:34completely out of our control.

00:24:36All right.

00:24:37I think the only thing we can do right now, realistically,

00:24:42is spend every waking moment between now and the reunion

00:24:46making sure we look as sick as possible.

00:24:49Hell yeah.

00:24:50Yes.

00:24:51Hell yeah.

00:24:51Yes.

00:24:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, god.

00:25:00Zander.

00:25:01Oh.

00:25:02Oh, yeah.

00:25:04Zander.

00:25:04I said I'll take care of it tomorrow.

00:25:07It is tomorrow.

00:25:09Zander.

00:25:10OK, OK, OK, OK.

00:25:10This sucks.

00:25:11Come on.

00:25:12At the end of last season, Wade said

00:25:15he needed somewhere to stay for a couple of weeks.

00:25:17And we totally believed him on that timeline.

00:25:19But it's been like a couple of years now,

00:25:22and he seems to just be getting more and more comfortable.

00:25:26Oh, wow.

00:25:28Yo.

00:25:29Yo, Zon.

00:25:31Are you trying to get in on the coal punch grind, man?

00:25:33No, dude.

00:25:34I'm just trying to sleep low key.

00:25:37You guys still sleeping in super late?

00:25:39I mean, it's like 5, dude.

00:25:43Yo, but Molly and I were talking, and, um.

00:25:45This is the hardest part.

00:25:46Right here, before you go numb.

00:25:47Oh.

00:25:48Right.

00:25:49Yeah.

00:25:50But I was wondering if you've, like, I don't know,

00:25:53been looking for places, or taking any steps,

00:25:56like, in that direction, or.

00:25:57Oh, fuck it.

00:25:58I got a bale.

00:25:59Can you hand me the towel right there?

00:26:00Yeah, but after I hand you the towel, could we?

00:26:02Zan, the towel, man.

00:26:03My dick's going in, man.

00:26:04Look, at heart, I'm an artist.

00:26:06Everyone knows that.

00:26:08But I don't know, man.

00:26:09Lately, I've just been focusing on optimizing my lifestyle,

00:26:12which all starts with a morning routine.

00:26:15Let me educate you.

00:26:17Wake up at 420 AM, and just get ready to penetrate the day.

00:26:21Measure out exactly 18 grams of coffee beans.

00:26:24Brew them.

00:26:25Film myself getting a little coal plunge in.

00:26:27List out my yearly goals, followed

00:26:29by a 45-minute meditation in the middle of the living room.

00:26:33After that, I'll knock out some work if I have time.

00:26:35And then the second half of my day

00:26:37mostly consists of doing yoga and listening to podcasts

00:26:40where white guys with rich dads give life advice.

00:26:42Drinking your own piss is, hands down,

00:26:44the best way to retain your own nutrients.

00:26:47I haven't eaten all week.

00:26:49I'm just recycling.

00:26:50I will easily live to be about 200.

00:26:53Yeah, dude, like, I'm glad you're on your routine

00:26:55and all that, but I just feel like it's not actually

00:26:57making you any money, you know, or getting you

00:26:59any closer to actually moving out of the house.

00:27:02Listen, Zen, I hear you, but I just

00:27:04can't help but feel what you're saying to me right now

00:27:06is a projection of your own insecurities

00:27:08because you no longer have the wettest truck in Simi.

00:27:11Damn, I was pretty sure that wasn't at all my intention

00:27:15for starting this conversation.

00:27:16But after Wade brought it up, I was like,

00:27:19maybe I do have an ulterior motive.

00:27:21Usually when I'm feeling insecure,

00:27:23I can remind myself, like, at least I have a bigger

00:27:25truck than that fool.

00:27:27But I don't right now.

00:27:29It has me feeling like I might have

00:27:30to get unnaturally jacked in order

00:27:32to be sicker than Jathew at the reunion,

00:27:34especially since Wade isn't even going to be there.

00:27:37Dude, I'm going to be there.

00:27:38You're not even in the class of 2010, though.

00:27:40I'll just be someone's plus one.

00:27:41Pretty sure you can't be someone's plus one

00:27:43unless it's a significant other.

00:27:46Well, how would they even prove you're someone's sick?

00:27:48Think you have to suck face at the door when prompted?

00:27:51What?

00:27:52Fine, I'll just go with Lexi, then.

00:27:54That'd be sick.

00:27:55Lexi and I are, like, low-key star-crossed lovers.

00:27:59Our timing has just never really been right.

00:28:01I really thought I was going to go down in Cabo

00:28:03at Zahn's Bostrom party, but...

00:28:05Lexi?

00:28:07I don't know, people from our past just keep cock-blocking us

00:28:09at, like, the least opportune moments.

00:28:11I've been responding to all of her stories

00:28:12with a fire emoji, though, so...

00:28:14I think it's only a matter of time.

00:28:15Dude, it is only a matter of time, and I agree.

00:28:19You should start hooking up with Lexi

00:28:20for the sole purpose of securing a reunion invite.

00:28:23Well, no, I... Dude, that's what's up.

00:28:26And by the time she realizes your whole evil plan,

00:28:28you'll already have attended the reunion,

00:28:30so it won't even matter, dude.

00:28:31Yeah, dude, but I actually kind of like her.

00:28:33Anyways, back to me.

00:28:34All this talk about the reunion has given me clarity.

00:28:37I know what I need to do to secure my sickness.

00:28:41And that's get the biggest truck in all of Simi.

00:28:44Holy shit. That's genius.

00:28:46Yeah. And I'm going to be the most jacked.

00:28:49Dude, I can train you.

00:28:51You should hop on my morning routine grind.

00:28:52Oh, dude, that'd be so helpful.

00:28:54Oh, wait, shoot.

00:28:56What? You said I had to move out.

00:28:59Bummer.

00:29:00Wait, hey, forget that.

00:29:02You're staying.

00:29:03You mean it? Yeah, dude.

00:29:04Oh, sick. Yes.

00:29:07Gonna be so sick.

00:29:08Dude, it's gonna be awesome.

00:29:17Obviously, I had dreams to come to the reunion as a pro skater.

00:29:21I mean, I was raw as f*** in high school.

00:29:23I'm just too injury prone.

00:29:25But that's not really something I talk about.

00:29:27I like to keep that at the deepest parts of my heart.

00:29:30Yo, what up, Mr. Myers? What's up, G?

00:29:32But yeah, I've been a lit teacher at Simi High for the past year.

00:29:35And recently, you know, my ego's just been in full-blown spiral mode.

00:29:38So I think it's time for that promotion.

00:29:40Knock, knock.

00:29:42Oh, you're just gonna walk right in, huh?

00:29:44Yeah. What up, Miss B?

00:29:45Good morning, Bryce.

00:29:46What's up?

00:29:49Got you now.

00:29:50Oh, thank you.

00:29:51Seems like this one has a hole in it.

00:29:54Yeah, I smoked out of it earlier, so...

00:30:00So, what do you want to talk about, Bryce?

00:30:02You know, it's been over a year. I've been killing it.

00:30:05Well...

00:30:06Yeah, I was thinking about, like, a promotion.

00:30:08You know?

00:30:09Yeah...

00:30:11That's not typically how we do promotions.

00:30:14Um, but what'd you have in mind?

00:30:16What's, like, the position under you, or, like, directly under you?

00:30:19That would be Vice Principal.

00:30:22I'll take it.

00:30:23You want to be Vice Principal?

00:30:24Yeah.

00:30:25Uh, well, unfortunately, that position has been filled.

00:30:29By who?

00:30:30Mrs. Stringbone.

00:30:32Janet?

00:30:34Yeah, is that a problem?

00:30:35Backstabbing bitch.

00:30:37Excuse me?

00:30:38Uh, I said that's tight. That's sick.

00:30:40Really?

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:42Because it sounded like you said that backstabbing bitch.

00:30:44Nah, I didn't say that, actually.

00:30:46Uh, you're tripping.

00:30:47So I'm gonna take my pipe back,

00:30:49and I'll see ya.

00:30:51Mrs. Stringbone?

00:30:53Dude, she definitely only got the job

00:30:55because she has the most teachery-sounding name.

00:30:57I thought we were homies.

00:30:58But as a wise and definitely super unproblematic

00:31:01singer-songwriter Chris Brown once said,

00:31:03these hoes ain't loyal.

00:31:05No.

00:31:07These hoes ain't loyal.

00:31:09And that was straight up written about Janet Stringbone.

00:31:11Hey.

00:31:12Watch your back, Stringbone.

00:31:14I'm not the kind of guy

00:31:15that just folds under pressure

00:31:16or goes out without a fight.

00:31:18So after hearing about Janet

00:31:19completely butt-ramming my mouth,

00:31:21I had to devise an incredibly sick plan.

00:31:23What's up, Bryce?

00:31:25Yeah.

00:31:26Got your note.

00:31:27What's going on, dude?

00:31:28Are you struggling with, like,

00:31:29feelings of inadequacy

00:31:30leading up to the reunion,

00:31:31or what's up, bro?

00:31:32What?

00:31:33No.

00:31:34Okay, long story short,

00:31:35that position,

00:31:36vice-principal position,

00:31:37Mrs. Stringbone,

00:31:38she's the one that's gonna

00:31:39get the job.

00:31:40She's the one that's gonna

00:31:41get the job.

00:31:42Vice-principal position?

00:31:43Mrs. Stringbone snagged it.

00:31:45Out from under my nose, bro.

00:31:46And did she know

00:31:47that you wanted it,

00:31:48like, super badly?

00:31:49Like, you were working

00:31:50hard towards it?

00:31:51Not really, no.

00:31:52But, I mean,

00:31:53you have been working hard

00:31:54towards it.

00:31:55No, not at all.

00:31:56But she knew, like,

00:31:57deep down,

00:31:58you really wanted it,

00:31:59you just hadn't expressed

00:32:00that to her yet?

00:32:01No, I just found out

00:32:02about it today,

00:32:03the position, so...

00:32:04Oh, damn, bro.

00:32:05Wow.

00:32:06Okay.

00:32:07Yeah, okay,

00:32:08that makes it, like,

00:32:09harder to empathize

00:32:10with you over this,

00:32:11but I can tell

00:32:12the entire school,

00:32:13especially Mrs. Stringbone,

00:32:14that if she doesn't

00:32:15step down

00:32:16from this VP position,

00:32:17none of us

00:32:18are coming to class

00:32:19next year.

00:32:20I mean, we're seniors,

00:32:21so, like,

00:32:22we're gonna graduate

00:32:23and go to college

00:32:24and shit.

00:32:25We're not coming

00:32:26back next year.

00:32:27Are you joking?

00:32:28What do you mean?

00:32:29No, I'm going

00:32:30to Simi State.

00:32:31He's going

00:32:32to U of Simi.

00:32:33But we're gonna see

00:32:34each other on the weekend,

00:32:35so I'm gonna try

00:32:36to make it work

00:32:37long distance.

00:32:38I'm not worried at all.

00:32:39Don't you remember

00:32:40when I said,

00:32:41"[bleep], college,

00:32:42you don't need it,"

00:32:43and we all laughed?

00:32:44Yeah.

00:32:45Yeah, we thought

00:32:46you were kidding.

00:32:47Yeah.

00:32:48Did you not

00:32:49write those letters?

00:32:50Those were important.

00:32:51So you guys

00:32:52are betraying me?

00:32:53I thought, uh,

00:32:54I thought we were boys.

00:32:55We are boys, dude,

00:32:56but, like,

00:32:57I mean,

00:32:58what we're not gonna,

00:32:59like, sabotage

00:33:00our future is just

00:33:01to kick with you

00:33:02at high school.

00:33:03Wow.

00:33:04After everything

00:33:05I've taught you,

00:33:06this is how you repay me?

00:33:07Well, I guess it's gonna

00:33:08be pretty hard

00:33:09for you guys.

00:33:10Hmm.

00:33:13Weird.

00:33:14It doesn't look like that

00:33:15on my end.

00:33:16Let's take a look at this.

00:33:19Dude,

00:33:20that's illegal.

00:33:21Listen to me.

00:33:22I will not hesitate

00:33:23to do everything

00:33:24in my power

00:33:25to make sure

00:33:26neither of you

00:33:27reach your full potential

00:33:28to make myself

00:33:29feel better.

00:33:30All right?

00:33:31You got that?

00:33:32Shh.

00:33:33Get the heck

00:33:34out of here.

00:33:35Out of my sight.

00:33:36What is that?

00:33:37Bye.

00:33:38Bye.

00:33:39What's that noise?

00:33:40Shh, shh, shh.

00:33:41Shh, shh, shh.

00:33:53Yo, Tuck.

00:33:54You gotta flip

00:33:55the hats around

00:33:56so the logos

00:33:57are facing out.

00:33:58Otherwise,

00:33:59how are people

00:34:00gonna know

00:34:01what's on the hat,

00:34:02you know?

00:34:03Oh, shit.

00:34:04Good call.

00:34:05So,

00:34:06are you gonna

00:34:07do that right now?

00:34:08Can I be honest

00:34:09with you, Johnny?

00:34:10I kinda feel like

00:34:11you're micromanaging

00:34:12me right now.

00:34:13I am your manager.

00:34:14Tucker, out.

00:34:15Go hide.

00:34:16Seriously,

00:34:17get out of here.

00:34:18Yo, Dunkles.

00:34:19I don't have time

00:34:20for that.

00:34:21You got a few

00:34:22questions about this,

00:34:23uh...

00:34:24I don't have time

00:34:25for that, dude.

00:34:26I have to make it look

00:34:27like I'm working

00:34:28really hard.

00:34:29Tess is about to be here.

00:34:30Okay, but I was

00:34:31working really hard.

00:34:32Okay, well,

00:34:33not everything's about you.

00:34:34I have a date with Danny.

00:34:35She drops me off.

00:34:36I run into DunkSurf,

00:34:37trying to get ready

00:34:38for my date with Tessa,

00:34:39and then Danny walks in

00:34:40two minutes before

00:34:41Tessa's supposed

00:34:42to show up.

00:34:43At this point,

00:34:44I just gotta hope

00:34:45Tessa gets into

00:34:46a car crash or something.

00:34:47Nothing fatal,

00:34:48but definitely something

00:34:49that'll slow her down.

00:34:50You, uh,

00:34:51you left your

00:34:52Savages DVD in the car,

00:34:53so...

00:34:54You should just

00:34:55hang on to it.

00:34:56You should check it out.

00:34:57It's actually pretty good.

00:34:58What's up, Johnny?

00:34:59Of course you're here,

00:35:00not doing shit.

00:35:01I was working

00:35:02pretty hard, but...

00:35:03Why are all

00:35:04those hats backwards?

00:35:05I leave for one hour,

00:35:06and everything

00:35:07goes so south.

00:35:08Pathetic.

00:35:09Look, I'm swamped

00:35:10right now.

00:35:11I would love to hang out,

00:35:12but I really can't.

00:35:13I have to get back to work.

00:35:14Okay.

00:35:17Hey, Danny.

00:35:18Tessa?

00:35:20What are you doing here?

00:35:22Um, I just needed

00:35:23to swing by

00:35:24and pick up...

00:35:26Pick up some wax.

00:35:28Huh.

00:35:29Um, what about you?

00:35:30What are you doing here?

00:35:31Uh, I was just here

00:35:32I was picking up

00:35:33some grip tape.

00:35:35Oh, word?

00:35:36You needed to do

00:35:37grip tape?

00:35:39I was out.

00:35:42Well, we have grip tape

00:35:43and we have wax.

00:35:45So...

00:35:47Johnny, can you help them

00:35:48instead of...

00:35:49Yeah, like...

00:35:50Having both babies

00:35:51on either side of me

00:35:52in another extremely

00:35:53close call

00:35:54is really getting me

00:35:55to thinking that this

00:35:56is just not a sustainable

00:35:57situation.

00:35:58Like, it's not fair

00:35:59to them, but mostly

00:36:00it's not fair to me.

00:36:01I think it's about time

00:36:02I keep it real.

00:36:03Not now.

00:36:05But soon.

00:36:06Twenty bucks

00:36:07for wax?

00:36:08Would you like to

00:36:09leave a tip?

00:36:10Thirty, thirty-five

00:36:11or forty percent.

00:36:12Couldn't risk either

00:36:13of them getting suspicious

00:36:14so I actually just

00:36:15charged them both double.

00:36:17So, can, um...

00:36:19Can you approve

00:36:20these logos that Wade

00:36:21sent over for the drop?

00:36:22Dude, I do not have

00:36:23the bandwidth for that

00:36:24right now.

00:36:25Did you not see

00:36:26what just transpired?

00:36:27I've been pretty patient

00:36:28about doing all the work

00:36:29at the shop

00:36:31and I'm not gonna

00:36:32elaborate lie that

00:36:33I'm a bad employee

00:36:34to use as an alibi

00:36:35to cheat on both

00:36:36of his girlfriends

00:36:37but enough is enough.

00:36:38Okay, Dunk.

00:36:40I'm just gonna

00:36:41vocalize some words

00:36:42real quick.

00:36:43This is unsustainable, bro.

00:36:45Danny and Tessa

00:36:46are the homies,

00:36:47you know?

00:36:48It's not fair to them,

00:36:49it's not fair to the shop

00:36:50and most importantly,

00:36:51bruv,

00:36:53it's not fair to you.

00:36:55Wow.

00:36:56Thank you, dude.

00:36:57I care about you.

00:36:58Never thought

00:36:59of it like that.

00:37:00Um, hey,

00:37:01could you do me

00:37:02a favor real quick?

00:37:03Um,

00:37:04could you go

00:37:05f*** yourself?

00:37:06You have the nerve,

00:37:08no, the gall

00:37:10to come in here

00:37:11and gaslight me?

00:37:12Bro, I'm spitting facts.

00:37:14Dude, you're spitting fables.

00:37:15Do you know how much

00:37:16pressure I'm under

00:37:17right now?

00:37:18That's what I'm saying though.

00:37:19Okay, well,

00:37:20you know what I'm saying?

00:37:21You,

00:37:22Johnny Johnny Mendez,

00:37:24are fired.

00:37:30Ah,

00:37:31Agora.

00:37:32Hey.

00:37:33Hi.

00:37:34What's up?

00:37:35What's up?

00:37:36Oh.

00:37:37Me and Agora

00:37:38were super close

00:37:39after we dissected

00:37:40a frog

00:37:41in Mr. Dalton's

00:37:42physiology class

00:37:43freshman year,

00:37:44but then Zan

00:37:45asked me to Homecoming

00:37:46and we just like

00:37:47kind of stopped talking.

00:37:48But then she texted me

00:37:49the other day

00:37:50that she ran into Zan

00:37:51and she has a friend

00:37:52and she's like,

00:37:53hey,

00:37:54what's up?

00:37:55What's up?

00:37:56What's up?

00:37:57What's up?

00:37:58What's up?

00:37:59So I texted Zan

00:38:00and she has a

00:38:01once-in-a-lifetime

00:38:02business opportunity.

00:38:03Lexi wanted to

00:38:04check it out too.

00:38:05Not exactly sure

00:38:06why Wade is here though.

00:38:07You look so

00:38:08different.

00:38:09Thank you so much.

00:38:10Thank you.

00:38:11Yeah.

00:38:12You look so like

00:38:13the same.

00:38:14How are you?

00:38:15How's it going?

00:38:16He's great.

00:38:17Yeah,

00:38:18he's getting so old.

00:38:19They grow up so fast.

00:38:20I have no idea.

00:38:21He just,

00:38:22he moved out of the house

00:38:23so it's just me

00:38:24and Zan

00:38:25there now.

00:38:26And Wade,

00:38:27I guess.

00:38:28Yeah,

00:38:29I'm just kind of

00:38:30between projects right now

00:38:31so,

00:38:32you know,

00:38:33focusing on optimizing

00:38:34my daily routine

00:38:35and stuff like that.

00:38:36Fun.

00:38:37That's fun.

00:38:38So,

00:38:39what is this

00:38:40business opportunity?

00:38:41Because,

00:38:42you know,

00:38:43I've been really

00:38:44looking for my truck.

00:38:45Metaphorically.

00:38:46I feel that

00:38:47everybody deserves

00:38:48their truck.

00:38:49Metaphorically.

00:38:50Molly,

00:38:51how would you feel

00:38:52about getting into

00:38:53real estate?

00:38:54Um,

00:38:55yes,

00:38:56please.

00:38:57Yes,

00:38:58please.

00:38:59Yeah?

00:39:00Yeah.

00:39:01Okay,

00:39:02let's get right into it.

00:39:03So,

00:39:04do you own a real estate

00:39:05company or something?

00:39:06Something like that.

00:39:07What do you mean

00:39:08something like that?

00:39:09Lexi,

00:39:10chill.

00:39:11You're blowing this for us.

00:39:12I'll ask two questions,

00:39:13Molly.

00:39:14Basically,

00:39:15you pay a one-time

00:39:16membership fee

00:39:17every month

00:39:18of $5,000

00:39:19directly to me

00:39:20and then you can get

00:39:21into our open house

00:39:22parties,

00:39:23events,

00:39:24you can be on

00:39:25our reality show.

00:39:26The best part

00:39:27is that...

00:39:28Lexi.

00:39:29Hey.

00:39:30So,

00:39:31you going to the reunion

00:39:32or what's up?

00:39:33Yeah.

00:39:34That's sick,

00:39:35because I'm going to

00:39:36be there too,

00:39:37so.

00:39:38I mean,

00:39:39I'm not like technically

00:39:40invited yet or whatever,

00:39:41but like,

00:39:42there's got to be

00:39:43some way

00:39:44that I can go,

00:39:45right?

00:39:46Yeah.

00:39:47Sorry,

00:39:48Agora,

00:39:49what were you saying?

00:39:50That's okay.

00:39:51So,

00:39:52basically,

00:39:53like,

00:39:54the best part

00:39:55is that it's like

00:39:56a funnel.

00:39:57Exactly.

00:39:58Like a funnel.

00:39:59Exactly.

00:40:00What is the commission

00:40:01on, though?

00:40:02Like,

00:40:03houses,

00:40:04mansions.

00:40:05Lately,

00:40:06we've been really

00:40:07into gentrification.

00:40:08Ooh.

00:40:09Brilliant.

00:40:10And I don't really

00:40:11like to say numbers,

00:40:12but I have been making

00:40:13between $240,000

00:40:14and $250,000

00:40:15a year.

00:40:16So,

00:40:17$245,000

00:40:18per year?

00:40:19I'm not really

00:40:20comfortable sharing

00:40:21numbers.

00:40:22So,

00:40:23what do you think?

00:40:24We're in.

00:40:25Ah!

00:40:26Shake.

00:40:37Sector.

00:40:38F***ing

00:40:39off, bro.

00:40:40Jeez.

00:40:41My bad, dog.

00:40:42Were you doing

00:40:43something sketchy again?

00:40:44Yes.

00:40:45I've been looking

00:40:46for you, dog.

00:40:47You went to the juice

00:40:48bar like five hours ago.

00:40:49Yeah, well,

00:40:50I've been looking

00:40:51for something after.

00:40:52Like what, huh?

00:40:53The biggest truck

00:40:54in all of Simi.

00:40:56Oh, shit, dog.

00:40:57Yeah.

00:40:58And did you find it

00:40:59or what?

00:41:00You know,

00:41:01I found some options.

00:41:02I found some good stuff

00:41:03on, um,

00:41:04Google Images.

00:41:05Just need to make sure

00:41:06I can afford it.

00:41:07How are we doing

00:41:08on business?

00:41:09Why,

00:41:10you look like you're

00:41:11about to tell me

00:41:12something I don't want

00:41:13to hear.

00:41:14Tell me something good,

00:41:15man.

00:41:16Look, dog,

00:41:17I hate to be the wolf

00:41:18of bad news, bro,

00:41:19but...

00:41:20The what?

00:41:21The wolf of bad news.

00:41:22You want me to put

00:41:23a wolf instead

00:41:24because it's worse?

00:41:25Bro,

00:41:26no,

00:41:27it's the bearer

00:41:28of bad news.

00:41:29It's not a,

00:41:30it's not a bearer of...

00:41:31Yeah,

00:41:32I don't think so, bro.

00:41:33But going back

00:41:34to the sales,

00:41:35sales are,

00:41:36they're pretty down

00:41:37right now, dog.

00:41:38What seems

00:41:39to be the ish?

00:41:40Honestly,

00:41:41I think the new

00:41:42truck nuts are a little

00:41:43too realistic, bro.

00:41:49We've been Simi Valley's

00:41:50number one truck nut

00:41:51for almost three

00:41:52years now.

00:41:53I thought it was crazy

00:41:54when we installed

00:41:55300 sacks.

00:41:56So to be sitting here

00:41:57telling you we've

00:41:58officially installed

00:41:59over 1,500 sacks

00:42:00is just nuts,

00:42:01pun intended.

00:42:04But lately,

00:42:05it's just kind of

00:42:06seeming like our

00:42:07nut tech has gotten

00:42:08a little too good.

00:42:11Um...

00:42:13Yeah,

00:42:14I don't see

00:42:15what the problem is.

00:42:16Those look just

00:42:17like my nuts.

00:42:18Yeah,

00:42:19dog,

00:42:20I think that is

00:42:21the problem,

00:42:22you know?

00:42:23I don't think

00:42:24anybody wants to look

00:42:25at a realistic

00:42:26pair of nuts.

00:42:27Is it the ball hairs?

00:42:28I think it's the hairs,

00:42:29dog,

00:42:30the flimsiness of it,

00:42:31the length.

00:42:32This one hangs

00:42:33a little lower

00:42:34than the right.

00:42:35Yeah,

00:42:36that's me.

00:42:37Remember,

00:42:38they made the cast

00:42:39with my nuts.

00:42:40It was a super

00:42:41awkward day in here,

00:42:42remember?

00:42:43They put my nuts

00:42:44in the molding.

00:42:45I remember,

00:42:46I remember.

00:42:47Keep your 100

00:42:48with me.

00:42:49Does this mean

00:42:50I can't afford

00:42:51the biggest truck

00:42:52in all of Simi?

00:42:54Yeah,

00:42:55no, dog.

00:43:00Seems like

00:43:01I'm pretty much

00:43:02facing every type

00:43:03of adversity known

00:43:04to man.

00:43:05But the thought

00:43:06of showing up

00:43:07to the reunion

00:43:08without the sickest

00:43:09truck has just

00:43:10been haunting

00:43:11my dreams.

00:43:12I just cannot

00:43:13allow that to happen.

00:43:14I will have

00:43:15the best truck

00:43:16in the world

00:43:17at the reunion

00:43:18or my name

00:43:19isn't

00:43:20Xander Hussein Sanders.

00:43:24The reunion

00:43:25is only two weeks

00:43:26away,

00:43:27so I thought

00:43:28the best way

00:43:29to figure out

00:43:30a game plan

00:43:31would be to invite

00:43:32the squad over

00:43:33for a kickback.

00:43:34What's up, boys?

00:43:35But really,

00:43:36it's just a

00:43:37brainstorm session

00:43:38disguised.

00:43:39What's up, bro?

00:43:40You got a real

00:43:41denarious Targaryen

00:43:42over here on the grill.

00:43:43Shut up, Bryce.

00:43:44Everyone likes

00:43:45to be swollen.

00:43:46About time

00:43:47someone said something.

00:43:48All right,

00:43:49enough of that, guys.

00:43:50We got two weeks

00:43:51till the reunion,

00:43:52so I thought it'd

00:43:53be a good time

00:43:54to do a quick

00:43:55squad sickness update.

00:43:56Bryce,

00:43:57you secure that promotion?

00:43:58No, I actually got

00:43:59mad betrayed

00:44:00by everyone over there,

00:44:01so I'm just gonna

00:44:02focus on being

00:44:03the most tatted.

00:44:04Oh, word.

00:44:05So you can focus

00:44:06all your efforts

00:44:07on helping me find

00:44:08the biggest truck

00:44:09and see me?

00:44:10Precisely, yeah.

00:44:11I mean, I'm already

00:44:12yatted, so...

00:44:13I don't know, dude.

00:44:14And jacked.

00:44:15Shut up, dude.

00:44:16You're not even coming, bro.

00:44:17I am coming.

00:44:18Oh, yeah?

00:44:19You're coming?

00:44:20Yeah, I'm gonna come.

00:44:21You're coming?

00:44:22With Lexi.

00:44:23I'm gonna rizz her up

00:44:24when she gets here, probably.

00:44:25That's why I'm wearing

00:44:26so much cologne.

00:44:27I thought I smelled ass.

00:44:28Dude, everyone

00:44:29is so distracted.

00:44:30I'm holding it together

00:44:31like super well,

00:44:32but unbeknownst

00:44:33to the squad,

00:44:34I'm pissed off.

00:44:35Guys, shut up

00:44:36and focus!

00:44:37Come on!

00:44:38Yeah, shut up!

00:44:39Guys, if we're gonna

00:44:40be pulling up

00:44:41in Zahn's truck,

00:44:42we have to make sure

00:44:43he doesn't see you.

00:44:44Luckily,

00:44:45I'm living with him

00:44:46and for the foreseeable future,

00:44:47so I can be super helpful,

00:44:48but, like,

00:44:49we're gonna need

00:44:50all hands on deck.

00:44:51Hey!

00:44:52Dunk, you can help, right?

00:44:53Dunkin'!

00:44:54Dude, I have a lot

00:44:55going on right now, okay?

00:44:56Jesus.

00:44:57I have a drop coming up.

00:44:58Oh, yeah?

00:44:59You got a big drop

00:45:00coming up?

00:45:01And I'm still trying

00:45:02to figure out

00:45:03that whole situation

00:45:04over there, so...

00:45:05Oh, yeah.

00:45:06What's your plan there, dude?

00:45:07Hey, what's the plan

00:45:08with that, Dunk?

00:45:09I've made my decision.

00:45:10I'm gonna let you guys

00:45:11know tomorrow,

00:45:12and you're gonna have

00:45:13to go to the CST,

00:45:14already made hats.

00:45:15You're gonna do it

00:45:16like you're committing

00:45:17to a college?

00:45:18That's exactly

00:45:19what I'm gonna do, Wade.

00:45:23After running into Danny

00:45:24at DunkSurf,

00:45:25I feel like I should

00:45:26probably make sure

00:45:27she wouldn't feel weird

00:45:28about me showing up

00:45:29to the reunion with Dunkin',

00:45:30and I feel like

00:45:31this conversation

00:45:32has the potential

00:45:33to be very awkward,

00:45:34so I thought it'd be best

00:45:35to quickly rip one to the dome

00:45:36to calm my nerves.

00:45:37Oh!

00:45:38Six.

00:45:42So, Danny,

00:45:43how's it going?

00:45:44Um, I mean,

00:45:45I'm a little rattled

00:45:46by the way

00:45:47you just housed

00:45:48that El Brazo Especial,

00:45:49but otherwise,

00:45:50I'm pretty good.

00:45:51How are things

00:45:52with, um,

00:45:53you and Dunkin'?

00:45:54What?

00:45:55Are things, like,

00:45:56awkward between you guys?

00:45:57Like, do you guys talk?

00:45:58Pfft.

00:45:59Ooh, Tessa!

00:46:00That's like

00:46:01a super frickin'

00:46:02random question.

00:46:03Um...

00:46:04Hey, Tessa.

00:46:05Hey, Tessa.

00:46:06Hey, Tessa.

00:46:07Hey, Tessa.

00:46:08Hey, Tessa.

00:46:09Hey, Tessa.

00:46:10Hey, Tessa.

00:46:11Um...

00:46:13I love you.

00:46:16I love you.

00:46:17Like, maybe, like,

00:46:18one or two times

00:46:19in total,

00:46:20but not really.

00:46:21No.

00:46:22What about you?

00:46:26I love you.

00:46:27I love you.

00:46:29Um...

00:46:32Danny,

00:46:33have you considered

00:46:34purchasing a home?

00:46:35Um...

00:46:36I recently got into real estate.

00:46:37Oh, cool.

00:46:38Shot you over a few links.

00:46:39Yeah, no, I saw.

00:46:40I saw the links.

00:46:41So many.

00:46:42I love that.

00:46:43Like, 20 or 30 links.

00:46:44Mm-hmm.

00:46:45Is it just me,

00:46:46or did Molly become

00:46:47a real estate agent

00:46:48like one week ago?

00:46:49Let's buy something soon, yeah?

00:46:50I think I hear the door.

00:46:51Is it the dorm?

00:46:52The dorm!

00:46:53Oh, my God.

00:46:54Get over here.

00:46:55What's up, family?

00:46:56Sun salutations.

00:46:57I'm so hungry.

00:46:58It's perfect to see you.

00:46:59Are you meditating?

00:47:00I thought that was your boy, dog.

00:47:01You just gonna let him

00:47:02swoop your girl like that?

00:47:03She wants to play the old

00:47:05bring-his-former-college-roommate

00:47:07to-the-kickback-to-make-him-jealous

00:47:09strategy.

00:47:10Classic.

00:47:11Look, I went to college

00:47:12with Aldis.

00:47:13I lived with him.

00:47:14He threw my art show

00:47:15with me.

00:47:16I know him very well.

00:47:17Like, they're so

00:47:18not right for each other,

00:47:19it's like I don't even care.

00:47:20Like, they would never

00:47:21end up together.

00:47:221A!

00:47:23You gonna beat his ass?

00:47:24Yeah.

00:47:25Yo, blindside him, fool.

00:47:28Straight knock him

00:47:29right now.

00:47:30I will right now.

00:47:31Knock him, dude.

00:47:34What's happening?

00:47:35Oh, my God!

00:47:36Hey!

00:47:37Oh!

00:47:38Oh, my heart

00:47:39just chipped a beat, dude.

00:47:41What's up?

00:47:42Oh, nothing, man.

00:47:43It's so sick

00:47:44that you're here, man.

00:47:45Yeah, how are you?

00:47:46It's great to see you, dude.

00:47:47I'm good, man.

00:47:48How are you?

00:47:49Yeah, you're good?

00:47:50Yeah, dude.

00:47:51Okay.

00:47:52Awesome.

00:47:53You just seem

00:47:54kind of stressed.

00:47:55You here with Lexi?

00:47:56Yeah, dude.

00:47:57It's my little ginger tea,

00:47:58dude.

00:47:59What?

00:48:00Crazy she brought you, man.

00:48:01Super chill, though.

00:48:02Well, we've been

00:48:03hanging out a lot lately.

00:48:04You guys have been

00:48:05hanging out?

00:48:06Yeah, dude.

00:48:07I love chakras.

00:48:08That's so good to hear.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:10I love chakras.

00:48:11Yeah, dude.

00:48:12Nice.

00:48:13Are you sure

00:48:14everything's okay?

00:48:15Yo, speaking of

00:48:16knocking fools,

00:48:17where's your boy at, Zon?

00:48:18Who?

00:48:19Your son, Hawk.

00:48:21Is he coming?

00:48:23Yeah, he'll be here

00:48:24in a little.

00:48:26He better not show up.

00:48:28I mean,

00:48:29he's gonna show up, so...

00:48:32He better not.

00:48:34In case you didn't know,

00:48:35I'm not a fan

00:48:36of Zander's son.

00:48:37Never been,

00:48:38never will be.

00:48:39Yo, why is he

00:48:40looking at me like that?

00:48:41What's up, little bud?

00:48:42Got a staring problem, pal?

00:48:44Like what, dude?

00:48:45He's just looking at you

00:48:46as a baby.

00:48:47Look at his face.

00:48:48Dumb little face.

00:48:50Stop.

00:48:51Yo, Zan,

00:48:52get your boy, dog.

00:48:53Hey!

00:48:54What's little, dude?

00:48:55What's going on?

00:48:56Since he was only one,

00:48:57it's just been

00:48:58nonstop beef.

00:48:59But at the end of season two,

00:49:00I thought I'd be the bigger man

00:49:01and finally squash it.

00:49:02But a couple years later,

00:49:03when he was all grown up,

00:49:04that fool came up to me

00:49:05and said Zander's wedding

00:49:06is still pissed.

00:49:07Still can't believe

00:49:08you threatened to lock me

00:49:09in a hot car

00:49:10with the windows rolled up, though.

00:49:11You remember that?

00:49:12Watch your back.

00:49:13Because this beef

00:49:14is officially

00:49:15back on.

00:49:16All right, then.

00:49:17At this point,

00:49:18I don't even care

00:49:19if it's Zander's son.

00:49:20And I don't care

00:49:21how old he is.

00:49:22If he shows up,

00:49:23it's hands-on sight.

00:49:24And that's on gang

00:49:25for real, for real,

00:49:26my baby.

00:49:27Oh!

00:49:28Oh!

00:49:29Hello.

00:49:30Hi.

00:49:31Look at him.

00:49:32Horace.

00:49:33Hi, Pikachu.

00:49:35Hi.

00:49:36Gonna go kick up a voice.

00:49:37Leave me alone, Mom.

00:49:38Hey.

00:49:39What's up?

00:49:40Uncle Wayne.

00:49:41What's up, Stuart?

00:49:42What's up?

00:49:43Good to see you.

00:49:44How are you?

00:49:45Hey.

00:49:46What's up, dude?

00:49:47Oh.

00:49:50Dad.

00:49:51What's up, son?

00:49:52Wasn't he just, like,

00:49:5418 at the wedding?

00:49:55No, he grew up so fast.

00:49:57Isn't that weird, though?

00:49:59He's, like,

00:50:00an old guy now.

00:50:01Lexi, don't be rude.

00:50:03Seriously?

00:50:05Oh, snap.

00:50:06Hey, Bryce,

00:50:07I didn't even see you there.

00:50:12All right, guys.

00:50:13Back to my truck.

00:50:14So I've been looking online,

00:50:16and it's been pretty hard

00:50:17to find a truck

00:50:18in the right price range

00:50:19that's sicker than Jathi's.

00:50:20Dude, that's so true.

00:50:21Jathi's truck is sick.

00:50:25Thank you, Duncan.

00:50:26Why don't you just steal

00:50:27Jathi's truck?

00:50:30What do you mean?

00:50:31F*** these fools, dude.

00:50:32I'm saying

00:50:33we jack the truck.

00:50:34Replace the sound system,

00:50:35get a better one,

00:50:36paint it matte black,

00:50:37and then it's your truck,

00:50:38and they don't have one

00:50:39for the reunion.

00:50:40Problem solved.

00:50:41I mean,

00:50:42it would be way less expensive.

00:50:43So true.

00:50:44What do you think

00:50:45about all this, Hawk?

00:50:46To be honest,

00:50:47I really want to contribute

00:50:48right now to this conversation,

00:50:49but I'm getting

00:50:50these seriously off vibes

00:50:52from Duncan and Johnny.

00:50:53What's up with you guys?

00:50:56What are you talking?

00:50:57We're good.

00:50:58Everything's chill.

00:50:59No, yeah,

00:51:00I'm definitely sensing, like,

00:51:01a lot of dark aura

00:51:02energy right here.

00:51:03It's definitely

00:51:04not okay right here.

00:51:05Right?

00:51:06Yeah, I noticed that earlier.

00:51:07I just didn't want

00:51:08to hear about it.

00:51:09Everything is fine

00:51:10between me and Johnny, okay?

00:51:11We got in a little tiff,

00:51:12and he got fired from work,

00:51:13but...

00:51:14Wait, what?

00:51:15Good call.

00:51:16Smart.

00:51:17Besides that,

00:51:18everything's cool.

00:51:19You fired Johnny?

00:51:20That's so weird, dude.

00:51:21He's your best friend.

00:51:22Everything's fine, guys.

00:51:23Seriously,

00:51:24everything is cool, right?

00:51:25I mean, nah.

00:51:26Not cool at all.

00:51:27Like, I'm feeling

00:51:28very overwhelmed,

00:51:29and, um,

00:51:30like, I don't know

00:51:31where to do

00:51:32Okay, okay,

00:51:33we get it, we get it.

00:51:34Duncan, let him speak.

00:51:35You'll stay out

00:51:36of this, big guy.

00:51:37Shut up, Bryce.

00:51:38It's not my fault

00:51:39you sucked at skating.

00:51:40Duncan,

00:51:41your vibes haven't been

00:51:42posy for months.

00:51:43And on top of that,

00:51:44you're being mean to me

00:51:45while we're getting ready

00:51:46for a huge drop

00:51:47and I'm running

00:51:48dunk surf solo?

00:51:49Also, you can date

00:51:50Danny and Tessa

00:51:51while lying about it

00:51:52and blaming me?

00:51:53What?

00:51:57Duncan,

00:51:58was he serious?

00:52:00What is that

00:52:01in her hand?

00:52:02Dude,

00:52:03it's a parabolic microphone.

00:52:04They could hear

00:52:05everything we were saying.

00:52:06Why does she have that?

00:52:07Molly,

00:52:08why are you eavesdropping?

00:52:09I was just showing

00:52:10them how it works.

00:52:11Have you been dating Duncan?

00:52:12Yeah, since the wedding.

00:52:13What?

00:52:14I've been dating him

00:52:15since the wedding.

00:52:16I'm so confused.

00:52:17You guys are both

00:52:18dating Duncan?

00:52:19Hey, guys.

00:52:20Um, listen.

00:52:21First of all,

00:52:22let's just chill out, okay?

00:52:23Um, I can fix this,

00:52:24all right?

00:52:25I have a plan.

00:52:26Have you seen

00:52:27the movie Savages?

00:52:28The extremely underrated

00:52:29Oliver Stone movie

00:52:30where she's dating

00:52:31two hot guys

00:52:32at the same time

00:52:33and they're living

00:52:34in a harmonious throuple?

00:52:35Exactly, yes.

00:52:36So I was thinking,

00:52:37what if the three...

00:52:38Oh!

00:52:39Ooh.

00:52:40Ooh.

00:52:41Ooh.

00:52:42Oh, my God!

00:52:43I'm gonna start a podcast

00:52:44just so I can talk

00:52:45shit about people.

00:52:46You don't mean that, Connie.

00:52:47You don't mean that.

00:52:48Sleep with one

00:52:49of your best friends.

00:52:50Oh!

00:52:51Which one do you think?

00:52:52We can figure this out.

00:52:53Tess!

00:52:54Don!

00:52:55I don't want my picture

00:52:56taken right now.

00:52:57Idiot.

00:52:58Yo, yo.

00:52:59Hey, man.

00:53:00You mind hooking me up

00:53:01some grip tape

00:53:02for this deck?

00:53:03I don't know.

00:53:04Could you hook me up

00:53:05with arriving

00:53:06two shattered relationships

00:53:07with my ex-girlfriends

00:53:08or just beat my ass

00:53:09while all my friends watched?

00:53:10I don't know.

00:53:11I don't know.

00:53:12I don't know.

00:53:13I don't know.

00:53:14I don't know.

00:53:15I don't know.

00:53:16I don't know.

00:53:17I don't know.

00:53:18I don't know.

00:53:19I don't know.

00:53:20I don't know.

00:53:21I don't know.

00:53:22I don't know.

00:53:23I don't know.

00:53:25Nah.

00:53:26Just the grip tape's fine.

00:53:27Yeah, dude.

00:53:28Give me your board.

00:53:29That was awesome.

00:53:30Thank you.

00:53:31Yo!

00:53:32Yo, yo, yo, yo!

00:53:33Chill!

00:53:34Chill!

00:53:35He swung at me, Todd.

00:53:36He swung at him?

00:53:37I obviously did not.

00:53:38You swung at him?

00:53:39No.

00:53:40Why would I do that?

00:53:41Hold me back, Todd.

00:53:42No.

00:53:43Okay.

00:53:44I'm just gonna go

00:53:45to CalSurf for a little bit.

00:53:46No!

00:53:47Come back.

00:53:48Just leave.

00:53:49Let's go outside.

00:53:50We need to smoke a joint.

00:53:51Come back!

00:53:52You need a rip.

00:53:53from Franco's Tacos,

00:53:56and now it's all gone.

00:53:59You don't realize how sad that moment is

00:54:03when you're eating those tacos

00:54:05and you don't have the punch card anymore.

00:54:07And they won't even let you punch another card

00:54:10until you come the next time.

00:54:12The free tacos can't count towards your next punch card.

00:54:15They told me that. They made sure I knew that.

00:54:18And I might even go to Michael's and get my own bull puncher.

00:54:24Come on, man.

00:54:42Feel any better?

00:54:44No.

00:54:46I still feel melancholy af.

00:54:48Oh, that reminds me, dude.

00:54:50Your dad came by earlier today.

00:54:51He said buying the shop was a horrible investment,

00:54:54and if you don't get your numbers up by the reunion,

00:54:56he's turning it into a vape shop.

00:54:58What?

00:54:59I know.

00:55:00Dude, the reunion's in 10 days.

00:55:01Why did you wait till after the J to tell me that?

00:55:03Because if you knew, you would have bailed on the J.

00:55:05Of course I would have bailed on the J.

00:55:07I can't be high right now.

00:55:08Exactly.

00:55:09I knew it.

00:55:10But yeah, your dad seems pretty dead set

00:55:12on tanking this spot, man.

00:55:14He even offered me a job at his store down the street.

00:55:16What a dick.

00:55:17I know, right?

00:55:21Low-key took it, too.

00:55:22What?

00:55:23It's wild, bro.

00:55:24I work at Cal Surf now.

00:55:26But I should probably get going, honestly.

00:55:28Your dad runs a tight ship, bro.

00:55:29I don't want to be late.

00:55:30Tucker, what the S?

00:55:31What am I going to do now?

00:55:32Well, my Uber's here.

00:55:35I got to go.

00:55:36How did you time that so perfectly?

00:55:39Tucker?

00:55:41Tuck?

00:55:44Tuck?

00:55:46Tucker?

00:55:51What's good?

00:55:52Welcome back to Oh My Pod, the most inspirational pod

00:55:56in all of SEMI.

00:55:57For sure.

00:55:58I just want to start off by saying

00:56:00that I think the problem with this generation

00:56:02is that guys these days, they just

00:56:04want to date two women at once and own a surf shop, you know?

00:56:08After I discovered that Duncan was cheating on me

00:56:10with his ex-girlfriend and my third best friend,

00:56:13I started sending him a bunch of angry voice memos.

00:56:16And that's when I discovered I love the sound of my own voice.

00:56:21That's why I decided to start the pod.

00:56:24Because I know Wade feels the same way.

00:56:26Here's what you do.

00:56:27What?

00:56:28You buy a cheap fixer upper for $1, $1.5.

00:56:30You know, put $500 into it.

00:56:32Sell it for $15 million.

00:56:34It's easier than you think it is, you know?

00:56:36Well, that's what I'm talking about when

00:56:37it comes to manifesting, gratitude journaling.

00:56:39If you think about it, you can achieve it.

00:56:41You've kind of inspired me right now.

00:56:42And I just want to say, if you are over the age of 25

00:56:47and you're not flipping houses for 750% profit,

00:56:52you're a failure.

00:56:53Loser.

00:56:54And you should seriously consider, like,

00:56:55reevaluating your life and your whole friend group.

00:56:57Right.

00:56:58Here's the thing, though.

00:56:59It's like my dumb older brother and his dumb wife

00:57:01want me to, like, mess up my morning routine

00:57:03and get a 9 to 5, which I'm not cool with.

00:57:04I'm going to drop that link in the bio for you guys.

00:57:06Like, when am I supposed to get a 9 to 5?

00:57:07Exactly, Wade.

00:57:09Sup?

00:57:11Dude, Molly, can you not?

00:57:12We're rolling, clearly.

00:57:13Oh my god, Zan!

00:57:15And actually, that brings us to our sponsor.

00:57:19OK, we talked about this.

00:57:20You said you were telling him to move,

00:57:22not telling him to set up a podcast studio.

00:57:24OK, I know, but he's been really helpful with the truck search.

00:57:27And it's good to, like, have him here for, you know,

00:57:30research purposes.

00:57:31To be honest, this kind of feels like the last straw.

00:57:34OK, here we go again with the last straw.

00:57:37What does that even mean, Molly?

00:57:39Like, what kind of a situation even

00:57:41involves picking straws and the last one sucks?

00:57:45Like, what is that?

00:57:46Is it a sea turtle thing?

00:57:48Because I told you, that's all propaganda

00:57:50to distract us from the fact that the real problem

00:57:53is industrial fishing boats.

00:57:54Molly, they kill way more sea turtles than plastic straws.

00:57:57It's a metaphor.

00:57:59I told you, I hate metaphors.

00:58:04Why are you so aggro lately?

00:58:06I'm not aggro.

00:58:08OK.

00:58:09Honestly, Molly has said this is the last straw so many times,

00:58:13I'm starting to feel like this is the last straw.

00:58:15Plus, I don't even use straws.

00:58:18Well, I guess there was that one time.

00:58:22But not anymore.

00:58:24If Wade isn't out of the house by the reunion, we're done.

00:58:27And I mean actual last straw.

00:58:33Where are you even going?

00:58:34To work.

00:58:35To sell houses so one of us can show up

00:58:38to the reunion looking sick, you tiny truck-having ass.

00:58:42After my conversation with Molly,

00:58:44it's pretty clear that stealing Jathew's truck

00:58:47should be the number one priority in my life right now.

00:58:50It's a complicated operation, though.

00:58:52So I decided to call an emergency heist planning

00:58:54meeting.

00:58:56You guys all watch Ocean's 11 like I told you to?

00:58:58Sick.

00:58:59All right, so look.

00:59:00As far as the plan goes, Molly's real estate company

00:59:05is having a broker's open at Jathew's house.

00:59:07I was going to say we put a spy cam on her

00:59:10to send her in and get some intel.

00:59:12But unfortunately, she's gone rogue and can't be trusted.

00:59:15So what I'm thinking is-

00:59:16Can you guys have this conversation somewhere else?

00:59:19Sandra, eyes down, take the test, OK?

00:59:22And if anybody else wants to listen in on this sick combo

00:59:24between me and my bros over here, that's detention.

00:59:27We're trying, but it's kind of hard

00:59:29when you're discussing such felonious behavior

00:59:31in front of us.

00:59:32Yeah, I don't want to be an accessory

00:59:34to this weak-ass plan.

00:59:35Weak plan?

00:59:37I'm sorry, dude.

00:59:38It's not a weak plan, OK?

00:59:39This is going to be sick.

00:59:40Are you even going to the reunion?

00:59:42Ooh, duh, all right.

00:59:45Beta, this guy doesn't even burn, dude.

00:59:48We all know.

00:59:49You told your high school homies I don't burn?

00:59:51Yeah.

00:59:52Come on, dude.

00:59:53Screw you guys, dude.

00:59:54I do burn.

00:59:55All right, everybody shut up.

00:59:56Unless you have a sick idea for me and my bros,

01:00:00I don't want to hear a peep.

01:00:01Why don't you guys just steal the trucks

01:00:02during the open house while everyone's distracted inside?

01:00:05Yeah, I mean, that's a good idea.

01:00:07I like the whole Ocean's 11 thing,

01:00:08but if you're going to do it, like,

01:00:09you guys should dress up as the waitstaff.

01:00:12It would be kind of sick to dress up as the waitstaff.

01:00:16I've, like, always wanted to do that.

01:00:18Could you imagine?

01:00:20Dressing up like the waitstaff?

01:00:21Oh, man, I'm getting fired up just thinking about it.

01:00:24You're excited about that?

01:00:25Yeah, have you guys not?

01:00:26No, dude, this plan works.

01:00:28You and Johnny dress as the waitstaff.

01:00:30Bryce shows up, creates a diversion.

01:00:32Me and Duncan will go.

01:00:33Oh, dude, no, dude.

01:00:34I don't think we can rely on Johnny for this, man.

01:00:37Looks like he's doing ayahuasca with Aldis.

01:00:40Goodness gracious.

01:00:41Duncan, you really messed him up, bro.

01:00:44That's my bad.

01:00:45I think he's trying to smash Tess.

01:00:48I beg your pardon?

01:00:51From the back.

01:00:55Would you be pissed if someone did that?

01:00:58Would I be pissed if someone was piping my ex?

01:01:01Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed.

01:01:02Oh, not that.

01:01:04Bryce.

01:01:06Oh, yeah, come on in.

01:01:07We're just having a meeting, you know?

01:01:17OK, what are y'all?

01:01:19You know what?

01:01:19I don't even care.

01:01:21Can I speak to you privately, please?

01:01:23Miss B, anything you want to say to me,

01:01:25you can say in front of my boys at my class.

01:01:28OK, fine.

01:01:30After hearing that you altered the grades of two

01:01:32of your students, I'm putting you

01:01:34on indefinite administrative leave.

01:01:38Oh, my god.

01:01:40Y'all snitched?

01:01:46If you want to stay in this family,

01:01:48you've got to sell houses.

01:01:50And be hot.

01:01:52I'll stab anyone in the back to get what I want.

01:01:54My clients are some of the richest

01:01:56people in the entire world.

01:01:58High profile clients.

01:02:01I just like saying the word clients.

01:02:03Half the time, I don't even understand

01:02:04how this business works.

01:02:06But it's working.

01:02:33Hi.

01:02:34Hey.

01:02:35Welcome.

01:02:36Welcome to my casa.

01:02:38Oh, wait.

01:02:38Wait, this is your house?

01:02:40Yeah, babes, this is my house.

01:02:42Why are you selling your house?

01:02:44Well, I sell my house every quarter or so

01:02:47to help keep the numbers up.

01:02:51Seems stressful.

01:02:53I want to make the investors happy.

01:02:54They love to see money move.

01:02:56Guess what?

01:02:57The bathroom's right there if you want to change.

01:02:59Oh, um, this is me.

01:03:01Yeah, with a suit.

01:03:03Oh.

01:03:04That's so cute.

01:03:06I love that.

01:03:08Oh, my god, it's adorable.

01:03:10Ventura.

01:03:11Topanga.

01:03:12Molly, hey.

01:03:14What's up?

01:03:15It's Molly.

01:03:16You're the new girl.

01:03:18If there's one thing that I know about Topanga,

01:03:21it's that she is not afraid to drill the new girl.

01:03:24So how many houses have you sold this quarter?

01:03:27Oh, well, none.

01:03:29You know, I just started two weeks ago, so.

01:03:32Molly, do you know who I just sold a house to?

01:03:34Oh, no.

01:03:36Who?

01:03:36You know who Billie Eilish is?

01:03:38Yeah.

01:03:39I just sold a house to her chiropractor, so.

01:03:42Oh.

01:03:43I bet you'd like to know who my clients are.

01:03:45Yeah.

01:03:46Well, I can't tell you that's super confidential.

01:03:48Oh, I sold a house to Howie Mandel.

01:03:50No one fucking cares, Ventura.

01:03:52Speaking of clients, mine just arrived,

01:03:55so I'll be right back.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:00Thank god you guys are here.

01:04:01What is happening?

01:04:02Is this an open house?

01:04:04Or is there, like, another reality show being shot?

01:04:09So Danny, what do you think?

01:04:13I think it's pretty sick.

01:04:16Want to make an offer?

01:04:18I noticed that you had flip houses for passive income

01:04:21on your vision board.

01:04:21I do, but you know, that's not until later in the year,

01:04:24after I've lived in the south of France.

01:04:25We've talked about that.

01:04:27Oh, are you going to live in the south of France?

01:04:28I'm manifesting it, yes.

01:04:30Are you really?

01:04:31Are you going to lie to my face about that the way you lied

01:04:32to my face about dating Duncan?

01:04:34I don't like what you're saying.

01:04:35So I'm going to put up a boundary, RN, OK?

01:04:38I do not have the bandwidth for you.

01:04:39Oh my god, you guys, stop.

01:04:41Stop it.

01:04:42This date has to go well for me, OK?

01:04:44Play it cool.

01:04:47Let's steal this fucking truck, bro.

01:04:49Dude, I am so dialed in right now.

01:04:52Bro, me too.

01:04:53I am dialed.

01:04:54I am Buffalo Dialed Wings right now.

01:04:57I'm Crocodile Dundee right now.

01:04:59Dude, I'm Dialedly Cyrus.

01:05:00All right, enough with the puns, dude.

01:05:02They're not even funny.

01:05:03Damn, dude.

01:05:04Where's Bryce, dude?

01:05:05Bro.

01:05:06He said can't make it.

01:05:07Something came up.

01:05:08Hit me up later.

01:05:09What, are you yanking my nutsack, bro?

01:05:11That's what he said.

01:05:13Well, what should we do?

01:05:14Should we call it off?

01:05:15Dude, can't you just mob the truck out yourself

01:05:17in your shop?

01:05:18Like, we could use some of my, like, morning routine stuff

01:05:20and Danny's manifestation techniques.

01:05:22That could be sick.

01:05:23Hey, Wade?

01:05:24Just because you have a podcast, it

01:05:26doesn't make your ideas good, OK, bro?

01:05:28Is manifestation going to get me the $100,000

01:05:30that I need to mob out my truck?

01:05:32No.

01:05:33The only thing that would yield that kind of cash

01:05:35is selling my house.

01:05:36And there's no way in hell Molly would let me do that.

01:05:38So Wade should probably shut his trap.

01:05:41Also, Bryce isn't here, dude.

01:05:43This plan is going to shit.

01:05:45No, no, no, no, no.

01:05:47Shit.

01:05:48Someone just blocked it in.

01:05:50Oh, the plan is ruined.

01:05:53Oh.

01:05:55So it's getting pretty obvious that Zonder's on steroids.

01:05:57And I realize now that all the times he said

01:05:59he was going to a juice bar, it was a steroid juice bar.

01:06:04And I don't know if he realizes you have to, like, work out

01:06:06more when you're on steroids.

01:06:08So it's not like he's that much bigger.

01:06:11He's just, like, way more mad.

01:06:13Bro, dude, it's fine.

01:06:15It'll be OK, man.

01:06:16I'll just go inside and convince whosoever car it is

01:06:18that I think it's super sick and I want to go for a ride.

01:06:20You seriously think you're going to be able to convince someone

01:06:22that their PT cruiser is sick?

01:06:24Dude, yes, man.

01:06:26Bro, I can act.

01:06:28You guys forget I'm an artist.

01:06:29Act?

01:06:30Well, in the words of Mark Zuckerberg,

01:06:33go in there, jack this guy's shit,

01:06:35paint it a different color, and pass it off as our own.

01:06:38Steal Jathew's truck on three.

01:06:39One, two, three.

01:06:40Steal Jathew's truck.

01:06:41I'll disable the camera with my lasers.

01:06:43Let's get tactical, boys.

01:06:45Let's get tactical, boys.

01:06:56Go, go, go.

01:07:15Seeing any randos tonight, you know what to do, right?

01:07:17Yeah, murder them.

01:07:18What?

01:07:19No, just, like, ask them to leave nice and.

01:07:21It's been nine hours.

01:07:22Nine is hot.

01:07:23No one cares about, like, Sam Martin is in.

01:07:24Hors d'oeuvres?

01:07:26Um, I'm good.

01:07:27Yo, by the way, do you guys know who's PT Cruiser

01:07:29that is outside?

01:07:30No, why?

01:07:32She's super sick.

01:07:33I want to see my cop one.

01:07:35OK.

01:07:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, totally.

01:07:38Yo, do you guys know who's PT Cruiser that

01:07:39is in the driveway, by the way?

01:07:41No.

01:07:41Wade?

01:07:42No, you don't know?

01:07:43No.

01:07:44Lexi.

01:07:45What's up?

01:07:46Didn't know you'd be here.

01:07:47What's up, JP?

01:07:48What's up, dude?

01:07:49What are you doing here?

01:07:50You're a waiter now?

01:07:52Yeah, just making bank, you know,

01:07:54trying to figure out who's sick-ass PT

01:07:56Cruiser is in the driveway, but.

01:07:57Dude, that's mine.

01:07:59You dig it?

01:08:00Oh, uh, yeah, dude, yes.

01:08:04It's awesome.

01:08:05Wait, that's yours?

01:08:06Yes, dude, that's mine.

01:08:08All stock, no tints?

01:08:09You guessed it, brother.

01:08:10Man, what a whip.

01:08:12Yeah.

01:08:12Dude, crazy idea.

01:08:14What if we went for a spin right now?

01:08:17Like, right now?

01:08:18I'm game if you're game.

01:08:19OK, uh, see you, Lexi.

01:08:22Let's go.

01:08:23OK, my shift just ended.

01:08:24So let's do it.

01:08:28First, Wade acts like a kid because I brought

01:08:30Aldis to the kickback.

01:08:31Now he shows up unannounced to this party dressed as a waiter,

01:08:36all to stop me from talking to JP.

01:08:38This is the type of immature, jealous boyfriend energy

01:08:41that I am missing in my life.

01:08:44Like, maybe I should invite Wade to the reunion.

01:08:47So Dani, what do you think?

01:08:49Are you interested in buying this house or what?

01:08:51Oh, um, not right now, no.

01:08:57OK, Lexi, what about you?

01:08:59How much is it?

01:08:592.3.

01:09:00But for you, I could do 2.299.

01:09:04Mm, I'm really going to have to marinate on that for a beat.

01:09:07Huh.

01:09:08OK, Molly, can I play you for a quick chat?

01:09:11Yeah.

01:09:11OK, great.

01:09:14I don't understand.

01:09:15What's going on?

01:09:16Is she poor?

01:09:16No, no, like, she's not poor.

01:09:18Her dad's actually, like, super rich.

01:09:20I don't know what our deal is right now.

01:09:22OK, well, it's been two weeks.

01:09:24You haven't sold a single home or gotten anyone under you

01:09:26to take commission from.

01:09:27The funnel is dying.

01:09:30Like, do you even want to do this?

01:09:32I don't get it.

01:09:33I do.

01:09:34I just, I just need more time.

01:09:36Well, Molly, if you don't sell a house before the reunion,

01:09:40I'm going to have to ask you to kick rocks.

01:09:44How am I supposed to sell a house this fast?

01:09:47The only person I know who owns a house is me.

01:09:51Am I going to have to sell my own house?

01:09:54Um, just give me a second.

01:09:55I'm going to call Xander.

01:10:01Oh my god, Xander.

01:10:02I was literally just calling you.

01:10:04So I need a really big favor.

01:10:07Uh, yeah, what's up?

01:10:08What's good?

01:10:09OK, so I know I just started this job

01:10:11and that we really love our house,

01:10:13but we're going to need to sell it.

01:10:17What, like now?

01:10:18Yeah, as soon as possible.

01:10:21Well, this is perfect.

01:10:22Just when I was about to steal Jackie's truck.

01:10:29Oh, why not?

01:10:31Uh, I was just kidding.

01:10:34Point is, Molly just came through with a solution

01:10:37to get enough funds to trick out the truck myself.

01:10:40Now I just need to pretend that I didn't

01:10:42also want this.

01:10:44That way, I have leverage.

01:10:46All right, fine, but only because I love you so much.

01:10:49Seriously?

01:10:50Yeah.

01:10:51Oh my god.

01:10:52But I just might need one thing, though.

01:10:54Anything.

01:10:55If we do sell the house, would I maybe

01:10:57be able to take some of those funds

01:11:00and allot them to building out my truck?

01:11:03I mean, it's only fair.

01:11:06All right, then, but you owe me big time.

01:11:08Oh, thank you.

01:11:11Xander!

01:11:13What are you doing here?

01:11:15Yeah, what are you doing here?

01:11:17And why do you look so sketch?

01:11:20Are those the keys to my truck?

01:11:23Oh, uh.

01:11:24Don't say another f***ing word.

01:11:27I'm not stupid.

01:11:29I know what you're doing, dude, and I'm not even mad.

01:11:34You're not?

01:11:35Nah, man.

01:11:36Xander Sanders.

01:11:39Showing up to my pad dressed as a robber

01:11:44on some kinky role play shit?

01:11:46My guy!

01:11:49You're about to rob dog her in my truck, huh?

01:11:52Yeah.

01:11:54Oh my god, were you really?

01:11:55Yeah, I was about to, like, rail you so hard.

01:12:01Poundtown, right?

01:12:02Dude, you know it, dude.

01:12:03I'm the mayor of Poundtown.

01:12:05Oh, dude, I love that.

01:12:07Yes.

01:12:09F*** yeah.

01:12:10F***ing love it, dude.

01:12:11God, yes!

01:12:13You have my blessing, bro.

01:12:15You two have fun in there, okay?

01:12:17There's a remote for the TV and a center console

01:12:19if you want to throw on a flick.

01:12:20Oh my god, okay.

01:12:22Whoa.

01:12:23All right, cool.

01:12:24Go get in Jackie's truck, wait 45 minutes,

01:12:27come back in looking disheveled

01:12:28and tell him you just had the best sex of your life.

01:12:30All right?

01:12:31Wait, wait, what?

01:12:32What are you talking about?

01:12:33So we're not actually smashing right now?

01:12:35Then what are you doing here?

01:12:36There's no time to explain.

01:12:39Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

01:12:41Just sit in the truck for, like, 45 minutes?

01:12:43That is not even realistic.

01:12:44It's more like five.

01:12:45Okay, fine, 20.

01:12:47Ten.

01:12:48Molly, I just let you sell the house.

01:12:52Okay, you owe me big time.

01:12:53Big time.

01:13:03Wait, what's he doing?

01:13:07Dude, what happened?

01:13:08Change of plans.

01:13:17Yeah.

01:13:18Pretty cool.

01:13:19Yeah.

01:13:20So stoked you dig the whip, though.

01:13:22Yeah, Jathew and them always give me shit for it.

01:13:24At least I actually bought this.

01:13:26You know, I'd rather own my own car

01:13:27than take out a bunch of frauded-out loans

01:13:28and get a sick one like Jathew's.

01:13:30Only a matter of time till the feds

01:13:32catch on to his bullshit.

01:13:34Oh, yeah, totally, man, totally.

01:13:38Wait, what the hell?

01:13:40What?

01:13:42Uh, nothing, dude.

01:13:43We should dip.

01:13:44Um, fire car, though.

01:13:46Wait, you don't want to smoke this?

01:13:48Uh, I wish we had time, dude,

01:13:50but I really got to get back.

01:13:51You just drove up to Chet's Peak, though.

01:13:53I'd love to, man, but there's no time.

01:13:55Wow.

01:13:57So it is true.

01:14:00Wait, wait, what's true?

01:14:04Nothing.

01:14:05No, what's true?

01:14:11Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:13Hold your horses.

01:14:14What's true?

01:14:15I just heard that you don't burn.

01:14:17OK, you think I, Wade Colonel Sanders, doesn't burn?

01:14:22OK, yeah, right.

01:14:24Well, then you either cheap this thing down,

01:14:27or it's official that you don't burn.

01:14:31Is that good for you?

01:14:36There is no way that's happening right now.

01:14:40I'm sick of these games, man.

01:14:45Dude, where is he?

01:14:46Dude, he hasn't texted me back.

01:14:47He's taking way too long.

01:14:48We got to just dip.

01:14:48Yeah, let's just dip.

01:14:49Let's just dip, dude.

01:14:50Let's just dip.

01:14:54Oh, come on.

01:14:55Hey.

01:14:57Dude.

01:14:58Yo.

01:15:02All right, well, maybe I'll see you later, Wade, or, Wade.

01:15:06What?

01:15:07Maybe I'll see you.

01:15:07Yeah, for sure.

01:15:08Wow, dude.

01:15:11Wow.

01:15:11Yo, it was too hot, bro.

01:15:12We had to dip.

01:15:13What?

01:15:14I can see you right there.

01:15:15Just back up.

01:15:16All right, should we call you back for him?

01:15:17I don't know.

01:15:18I can hear you debating it.

01:15:19Just come back.

01:15:21All right, fine.

01:15:22Yo, what happened?

01:15:23I moved the PT.

01:15:24Yo, could you not find the keys?

01:15:26No, I had them, but then I ran into Molly and Jack, you dude.

01:15:29Was he on to you?

01:15:30No, it's like a long, weird story,

01:15:31but basically, Molly's selling the house,

01:15:33and I don't have enough money to mod out the truck myself.

01:15:36Wait, what?

01:15:37Wait, what?

01:15:37Wait, why did we just do all this?

01:15:39Yeah, dude, you're selling the house?

01:15:40Where am I going to live, dude?

01:15:41Right, dude?

01:15:42Where am I going to do my podcast?

01:15:43That's your first concern.

01:15:44What, are you going to do your podcast?

01:15:45Yeah, dude, definitely.

01:15:47Look, it's way better this way, all right?

01:15:49We're not committing a felony.

01:15:50We're not stealing Jackie's truck.

01:15:52We just got to get to the body shop and build out my truck.

01:15:55We, dude?

01:15:56We just wasted all this time?

01:15:59I can't do this right now, dude.

01:16:00I have to get back to Dunkster before my dad shuts me down.

01:16:02You're seriously going to ruin our reunion pull-up situation

01:16:05because you're a terrible small business owner, dude?

01:16:07Dude, just give it up, OK?

01:16:08You're not going to have a sicker truck than Jathew in time.

01:16:11Dude, we should have just stolen Jathew's truck.

01:16:13Would have been way easier than this.

01:16:17You know what, boys?

01:16:19I'm headed to the body shop, all right?

01:16:20If you guys aren't going to help,

01:16:22get out of the car right now.

01:16:23Whatever, dude.

01:16:24I live two blocks away.

01:16:25I'll walk.

01:16:26All right.

01:16:27You're still going to take me home, right?

01:16:28I'll take you.

01:16:29All right, fine.

01:16:30Great.

01:16:31Glad that's settled.

01:16:31And everyone has rides.

01:16:32Now get the fuck out of my car, dude.

01:16:39God damn it.

01:16:41This is pretty much my all is lost moment.

01:16:44Stupid pencils.

01:16:45I've given all I could to this truck search.

01:16:49But without the boys helping me, I

01:16:52just don't think it's possible.

01:16:55Xander.

01:16:57Dad?

01:16:58What are you doing here?

01:16:59Well, I come here to see you, make sure you're OK.

01:17:02Hell, I haven't seen you in the whole damn movie.

01:17:04Yeah, well, whatever.

01:17:05I've just been busy, OK?

01:17:06What the hell are you doing?

01:17:09I don't think I'm going to have the sickest truck

01:17:11in time for the reunion.

01:17:13OK, I tried.

01:17:15But I just don't think I'm going to do it.

01:17:17I don't think I have time.

01:17:19I don't think I have the resources.

01:17:20And I'm sorry, all right?

01:17:21I let you down.

01:17:22I let grandpa down.

01:17:23And I'm just a big failure.

01:17:24But it's fine.

01:17:25I'll just be the most jacked.

01:17:27Son, son, is that what this is all about, huh?

01:17:31You think that I'm going to be upset

01:17:33if you don't win that truck of the year trophy

01:17:37from your high school reunion?

01:17:39Yeah.

01:17:42Ah, Xander.

01:17:45You're goddamn right.

01:17:48I wouldn't be upset.

01:17:50I'd be goddamn furious.

01:17:53I'd be embarrassed of you, disappointed in you.

01:17:56I would no longer be able to call you my son.

01:18:02But dad.

01:18:03You better win that trophy.

01:18:07Trophy.

01:18:26Hector.

01:18:29It's go time.

01:18:32What does that even mean, dog?

01:18:34It means it's time to execute plan C.

01:18:38How long do we have?

01:18:40Dude, like 72 hours.

01:18:4172 hours?

01:18:42No manners, dog.

01:18:43That's impossible.

01:18:44I know, right?

01:18:45Let's do this, brother.

01:19:05Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:19:15Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:19:22Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:19:24Do you want to be a winner?

01:19:26Do you want results, huh?

01:19:28Do you want the things that you want in life?

01:19:30You want your dreams to come true.

01:19:32Well, then ditch whatever it is you're currently doing

01:19:35and get a morning routine.

01:19:38Dander!

01:19:39Dander!

01:20:00You're a carnivore, son.

01:20:01Yeah, yeah.

01:20:02Yeah, carnivore.

01:20:10Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:20:17Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:20:27Oh, yeah.

01:20:31Oh, yeah.

01:20:39Oh, yeah.

01:20:54Oh, my God.

01:20:56Oh, my God, bro.

01:20:58It's so big.

01:21:00Huge, dog.

01:21:01Look at the size, dog.

01:21:02Oh, my God.

01:21:04I did it.

01:21:09I did it.

01:21:35We did it.

01:21:36We're about to flex so hard on everyone at this reunion.

01:21:38Aren't we all so stoked?

01:21:44You're in a lot of scoffs, yo.

01:21:46Does someone have something to say?

01:21:47Uh, I got a problem with the cool truck and everything,

01:21:49but the ratio's way off yet again.

01:21:51What?

01:21:52What is he saying, Wade?

01:21:53He said cool truck and everything,

01:21:54but the ratio's off.

01:21:55You serious, Bryce?

01:21:56Serious, Bryce.

01:21:57It's four to four, bro.

01:21:58Four to four, bro.

01:22:00It would appear that our egotistical pursuit

01:22:02of reunion sickness has completely dismantled our squad.

01:22:05And I'm high-key tripping that Wade's

01:22:06about to snitch on me and Tessa.

01:22:08So right now, I'm just trying to stir the pot up with as much

01:22:10stuff as I can think of.

01:22:11Tell him it should be one to three guys to chicks.

01:22:14It's supposed to be one to three dudes to chicks.

01:22:16Bryce, you want me to pull this truck over

01:22:17and we can square up right now?

01:22:18I mean, yeah, let's do it.

01:22:19Pull over right now.

01:22:20I'll beat your ass even though you're juicing.

01:22:21I'm not juicing, dude.

01:22:22Yes, you are, fool.

01:22:24Martinelli up there.

01:22:25Dude, I'm not juicing.

01:22:26I swear on Hawk's life.

01:22:29OK, Xander, shut up, OK?

01:22:31And everyone, stop fighting.

01:22:33Let's just get there and get this over with.

01:22:35Please?

01:22:36Dude.

01:22:57What's going on, everybody?

01:22:59Welcome to the See Me High 10-Year Reunion.

01:23:03There's trucks.

01:23:04There's former flames.

01:23:06There's exes.

01:23:07I mean, it could get heated tonight.

01:23:10Plenty of opportunity for beef, Tad.

01:23:12That's for sure.

01:23:13Whoa, dude, Tad, we got breaking news.

01:23:15I think I'm seeing a sixth door come through.

01:23:17What?

01:23:18Oh my god.

01:23:34OK, I'm going inside.

01:23:35Yeah, I need a monster.

01:23:37I'm cold.

01:23:38OK.

01:23:39Guys.

01:23:41Guys, wait up.

01:23:42Guys.

01:23:44We're supposed to have a moment.

01:23:45Xander Sanders.

01:23:46Oh, snap.

01:23:48What's up, Chauncey Donahue?

01:23:50Look at you, man.

01:23:51Holy freaking cow, nice truck.

01:23:53Thanks, Doug.

01:23:54Yeah, what have you been up to?

01:23:56What, like for the last 10 years?

01:23:58Yeah, dude.

01:23:59I want all the details.

01:24:00I haven't seen you once.

01:24:01Please.

01:24:02All I'm referring to is Chauncey Donahue.

01:24:05Boner.

01:24:06Dude has no idea how hard he's about to get flexed on.

01:24:09Run a body shop with my boy Hector.

01:24:12Married Molly.

01:24:13Had a kid.

01:24:14He grew up.

01:24:15Went off to school.

01:24:16He's all an adult now and shit.

01:24:17And yeah, have the sickest truck in all of Simi.

01:24:20That's about it.

01:24:23Damn.

01:24:24What a storybook life you've led, man.

01:24:26You must be so happy.

01:24:28Off to a strong start, but there's no time to waste.

01:24:31There's over 100 people here that I haven't seen since graduation,

01:24:35and we need to impress all of them.

01:24:48What have you been up to, man?

01:24:50So what have you been up to?

01:24:51What have you been up to?

01:24:52What have you been up to?

01:24:53Honestly, just like managing the F out of my skate shop.

01:24:57What are you doing for work these days?

01:24:58What have you been up to?

01:24:59Recently been selling houses.

01:25:00Just sold one the other day, actually.

01:25:02So what's up?

01:25:03You guys still brothers?

01:25:04Yeah.

01:25:05Yeah.

01:25:06Yeah.

01:25:07I teach lit, so it's pretty lit, you know?

01:25:08Been really getting into manifestation lately.

01:25:10Oh, my God.

01:25:11You should come on my podcast.

01:25:12Started a podcast.

01:25:13Everything was going according to plan,

01:25:15but what we forgot to take into account

01:25:17was the part of the conversation that we didn't care about.

01:25:20What about you?

01:25:21What have you been up to?

01:25:22What have you been up to, though?

01:25:23How about you guys?

01:25:24We started a mushroom company.

01:25:26I'm, like, sanctioning, like, durable fights

01:25:28in, like, Thailand and stuff.

01:25:29I go to jiu-jitsu.

01:25:30I roll with this guy, Ronaldo.

01:25:31He's super Brazilian.

01:25:32I can't understand a word he says.

01:25:33I've been jiu-jitsu for a long time, which has been great.

01:25:35We're doing mushroom pancakes.

01:25:37Pancakes.

01:25:38Mushroom latkes.

01:25:39After listening to all these people talk about their lives,

01:25:44I just sort of had this epiphany where I realized, like,

01:25:49wait a second.

01:25:52I don't give a f*** about any of these people.

01:25:56We got to hang soon, man.

01:25:57We should get coffee.

01:25:58We got to hang soon.

01:25:59Dude, we got to, like, hang out soon.

01:26:01Yeah, no, we'll definitely hang soon,

01:26:03and I'm not just saying that.

01:26:04We're not either.

01:26:05You remember that one time?

01:26:06Yeah.

01:26:07Yeah.

01:26:08I remember that other time.

01:26:11Yo, long time no hear for a chat.

01:26:15Sorry for pulling you out of that convo

01:26:17with Wesley Watershed.

01:26:18I just wanted to have a quick chat.

01:26:20Oh, no.

01:26:21That conversation sucked.

01:26:23This whole thing sucks, actually.

01:26:26Are Jackie and Agora even here?

01:26:28Seems like they're trying to make some grand entrance.

01:26:31I feel so dumb for caring so much about this.

01:26:34I know, same.

01:26:35All right, look, Molly.

01:26:38I have a confession to make, okay?

01:26:43I've been juicing.

01:26:44I'm on rides.

01:26:46I know, Sam.

01:26:47Who the f*** told you?

01:26:50Of course I'm going to invest in your company, bro.

01:26:52It sounds like a million-dollar idea.

01:26:54Just when I was about to Irish goodbye this reunion,

01:26:57I look across the bar,

01:26:58and I see Johnny wearing the sickest suit I have ever seen,

01:27:02and he looked like he was doing pretty well without me,

01:27:07and that didn't feel too good.

01:27:09What's up, man?

01:27:10What's up, Dunk?

01:27:11How's it going?

01:27:12You slut, how are you?

01:27:13Hey, look, dude,

01:27:14I just want to get this out in the open.

01:27:18My bad for everything.

01:27:20You're one of my best friends, and third, to be exact.

01:27:24Third best friend? You really mean that?

01:27:26Yes, dude, third.

01:27:27It goes Zan, Bryce.

01:27:30Okay, wait.

01:27:31Okay, so you're actually your fourth.

01:27:33I could be fine with that if we lock that in,

01:27:35if we, like, make sure it doesn't leave fourth.

01:27:37Dude, I was just caught up with all my own stuff, you know,

01:27:40and I disrespected you, and that wasn't cool,

01:27:43and honestly, dude, I need you back at Dunk Surf.

01:27:46I miss you.

01:27:48Things have been a vibe lately.

01:27:50I did Ayahuasca with Aldis when I was gone,

01:27:52and I talked to God, bro.

01:27:54God was like, if your squad doesn't put you in the group text

01:27:58that they're constantly talking about,

01:28:00and if they have, like, a reality show for the last three seasons

01:28:03and they haven't even put, like, a sliver of you in the intro

01:28:06and all this stuff with Danny and Tess,

01:28:08maybe you should start your own squad.

01:28:11So I've kind of come to terms with that, you know,

01:28:14and I'm happy now.

01:28:15Yeah, I get it, man. I'm stoked for you.

01:28:18But then all that stuff you just said, it's like...

01:28:22God can take an effing walk, because I'm with the boys.

01:28:25Yo! Okay.

01:28:27All right. Hell yeah.

01:28:29I don't want to be, like, a Steven Stickler on this,

01:28:32but I know you said, like, my bad a bunch,

01:28:35but for some reason, just the word sorry

01:28:38would personally just, like, really hit.

01:28:40Yeah, yeah.

01:28:41Well, look, man, if it means anything...

01:28:44It would, yeah.

01:28:45I want you to know from the bottom of my heart,

01:28:48it's my bad, super my bad.

01:28:52Yeah, and my bad for letting you down, you know?

01:28:54I just need to focus on Dunk right now,

01:28:57and I actually do have to go apologize to Danny and Tessa

01:29:01and not just say my bad,

01:29:03but, like, actually tell them I'm sorry.

01:29:07Wade Sanders.

01:29:09Yes?

01:29:12Well, aren't you class of 2013?

01:29:14Oh, 2013, am I?

01:29:16No, let's get...

01:29:18Guess what?

01:29:19Is that a taser?

01:29:20It's his.

01:29:21Jesus Christ.

01:29:22Unless you have a significant other,

01:29:24I'm going to have to put you on the no-chill list.

01:29:26Well, what if...

01:29:28Um...

01:29:30He's with me.

01:29:34Lexi Luthor.

01:29:36You're dating Wade?

01:29:41Yeah.

01:29:50You know, a simple yes would have sufficed.

01:29:55Whoa!

01:29:56I'm surprised no one from our past walked in just now.

01:29:58Right?

01:30:02So, listen, I mean, I get it if you want to go

01:30:04hang with the class of 2010 or whatever.

01:30:07No, I haven't seen any of those people in ten years.

01:30:10I don't give a shit about them.

01:30:12I know, right? I feel like everyone here's a rando.

01:30:14I feel like even our squad has been acting like randos lately.

01:30:17Molly's a real estate agent now.

01:30:19Danny's dating Duncan and I didn't even know.

01:30:23Who the hell knows where Tessa ever is?

01:30:25She's probably smashing Bryce.

01:30:27Wait, what?

01:30:29Did that really happen?

01:30:31You bet your friggin' bottom dollar it happened.

01:30:33Do you solemnly swear you're telling the truth?

01:30:35The whole truth and nothing but it?

01:30:37So help me on God.

01:30:39Saw it with my own two eyes.

01:30:41They let you watch?

01:30:44What? No. I saw it by accident.

01:30:47Oh. Does anybody else know about this?

01:30:50Just you.

01:30:51Jiminy crickets.

01:30:53I gotta tell the squad, right?

01:30:54No. Don't tell the squad.

01:30:57Don't tell the squad what?

01:31:00We're all here.

01:31:01Yeah.

01:31:02What's up?

01:31:03Just, uh, it's nothing.

01:31:05Um, no, we, um...

01:31:07Come on.

01:31:08We're just, uh, talking about Tessa smashing Bryce.

01:31:11What?

01:31:12Are you serious?

01:31:13So everyone's snitching on me.

01:31:15I'm truly the young thug of this friend group, I swear.

01:31:18Okay, that is high-key sketch.

01:31:20Okay, hold on.

01:31:21Duncan was dating Danny at the same time as me.

01:31:25This is nowhere near as bad as that.

01:31:27That's an acute observation.

01:31:28She's got a point.

01:31:29Yeah.

01:31:30Listen, guys.

01:31:31These secrets, they're tearing the squad apart.

01:31:36What are we doing?

01:31:38Bryce, you gotta tell Duncan, man.

01:31:44You gotta tell Duncan.

01:31:48Hey, Danny, could I, uh, pull you for a chat real quick?

01:31:50Duncan, I don't want to do this here.

01:31:52Look, I know, okay?

01:31:53Look, I just want to say sorry, all right?

01:31:56I'm really bad at saying no,

01:31:58and I was all fired up on love at the wedding,

01:32:00and you and Tessa kept coming up to me,

01:32:02and you guys were acting super chill,

01:32:04and you guys were looking super hot,

01:32:07and I just handled it terribly.

01:32:10I couldn't say no to both of you,

01:32:12and I just want things to go back to the way they were

01:32:15because you're one of my best friends.

01:32:19I appreciate you saying that.

01:32:21I really do.

01:32:23And I'm high-key heated about the whole thing still,

01:32:25but I guess I'm down to be friends.

01:32:29Yeah?

01:32:30Yeah.

01:32:31Just friends.

01:32:32Just friends.

01:32:34Felt so good to squash things with Danny

01:32:36that I couldn't help but think,

01:32:38damn, we handled that adversity pretty well.

01:32:46What are you doing?

01:32:47You know, I was always going to choose you, girl.

01:32:50Duncan, stop.

01:32:52We're not getting back together.

01:32:53Yeah, yet.

01:32:54Ah-ha.

01:32:58So, like, you're saying you were going to pick me then?

01:33:01Shit.

01:33:03Probably.

01:33:04I always loved you more.

01:33:06Tessa was just a ting.

01:33:08A what?

01:33:09A ting.

01:33:10Combination.

01:33:12Real bad man.

01:33:14I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk like that.

01:33:16God.

01:33:17Look, Tessa, she literally means nothing to me.

01:33:20Duncan.

01:33:22I'm just going to come out and say this, bro.

01:33:24What's up?

01:33:26I'm smashing Tessa.

01:33:31Consensually.

01:33:32Wait, what?

01:33:34Hey, yo, Johnny's here.

01:33:36What's up, dude?

01:33:37Oh, Johnny.

01:33:38Johnny.

01:33:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:33:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:33:41What's up?

01:33:42What's up?

01:33:43What's popping?

01:33:44Group vibes.

01:33:46Can you repeat what you just said?

01:33:48I'm smashing Tessa, dude.

01:33:49I've been smashing Tessa, your ex-girlfriend.

01:33:52And look, dude, I like her, bro.

01:33:54And we were going to take it a step further

01:33:56and embark on a super romantic trip,

01:33:58driving to San Diego or something.

01:34:01Is that cool with you?

01:34:11Yeah.

01:34:12Yeah?

01:34:13No, yeah.

01:34:14Totally cool.

01:34:15OK, sick.

01:34:16Yeah, that's OK.

01:34:17I'm super cool.

01:34:18Look at this guy.

01:34:19He's in love.

01:34:20OK, yes.

01:34:21I'm stabbing him.

01:34:22I'm super excited about this.

01:34:24This is going to work.

01:34:25This is going to work.

01:34:26This is going to work, yeah.

01:34:27Guys, I just want to piggyback off all this positivity

01:34:32and say I'm sorry for getting it twisted

01:34:34these last few weeks.

01:34:36You know, I just got so fixated on showing up to this reunion

01:34:40with the sickest truck and flexing on all these randos

01:34:44we haven't seen in 10 plus years that I

01:34:47lost sight of what matters.

01:34:49And that's this squad.

01:34:52And as long as we're together, I could

01:34:55care less about some stupid truck contest, right?

01:34:57Guys, after serious deliberation,

01:34:59the moment you've all been waiting for.

01:35:01The votes have been counted.

01:35:02Oh, snap.

01:35:03You're announcing the winner.

01:35:06Dan, can you just say you didn't care about this?

01:35:08I know, but, like, you might as well just see who wins, right?

01:35:11Dude, I'm so fired up.

01:35:12Guys, the winner of the See Me High 10-Year Reunion Truck

01:35:17Contest is Jeff U.S.!

01:35:23No!

01:35:25No, no, no, no, no.

01:35:28He's not even here.

01:35:36Coming in hot with a straight-up monster truck.

01:35:39Bro, when a dude rolls in with a huge truck like that,

01:35:43you know his dick is massive.

01:35:46What up, class?

01:35:47Oh, dude, and Zonder Saunders is not looking pleased.

01:35:52Oh, the dude is taking it super heavy.

01:35:54Jesus Christ.

01:35:55I understand.

01:35:56You see a truck like that with so many babes coming out?

01:35:59Dude, that's got to make you massively insecure

01:36:02and just depressed for days.

01:36:05Well, well, well.

01:36:07If it isn't the failed truck thieves themselves.

01:36:10What have you been talking about, bro?

01:36:12Hey, spy kids, laser pointers don't take out cameras, homie.

01:36:16What does that mean?

01:36:17Quick game plan refresh.

01:36:19I'm going to go in, find Jeff U.'s key

01:36:21so we can steal his truck and win the best truck contest.

01:36:24What's your plan?

01:36:25I'm going to go in, find whoever owns that wack-ass PT Cruiser,

01:36:28lie to his face, tell him that I like it,

01:36:30then he moves it and you can steal Jeff U.'s truck

01:36:32without any obstruction.

01:36:33Awesome.

01:36:34Let's do this, Wade Sanders.

01:36:35Let's do it, Zonder Saunders.

01:36:36I don't know if that was...

01:36:38I don't know if, yeah, it's probably a deepfake.

01:36:40He straight-up lied to me.

01:36:42I'm feeling pretty hurt by all your actions right now, dude.

01:36:45Jeff, baby.

01:36:48Thanks, guys.

01:36:49I liked you guys.

01:36:51I used to look up to you in high school, you know?

01:36:54Now you're just dicks.

01:36:56Hearing Jeff U. call us out for lying to him

01:36:59and telling us that we really hurt his feelings

01:37:01kind of made me realize they didn't really do anything wrong.

01:37:05You know, we just kind of turned them into villains in our heads

01:37:07because we were so jealous of their lifestyle.

01:37:09Now that we're here in front of our whole graduating class,

01:37:14it just kind of feels like the only thing we can really do right now

01:37:17is...

01:37:19beat their f----- ass.

01:37:21Yeah, you know what?

01:37:23I think I've heard just about enough out of you B-listers.

01:37:26Let's scrap.

01:37:28So be it.

01:37:29Hope this more Thai ain't too spicy for you.

01:37:31I think we should all throw down.

01:37:33Is this about to come to blows?

01:37:34Were you about to roughhouse?

01:37:35I'm ready to clash.

01:37:36I will straight-up skirmish right now.

01:37:38I'm trying to swap.

01:37:39I want to throw some f----- hands, dog.

01:37:41That's gonna be a bloodbath.

01:37:43Oh, shit! It's the feds!

01:37:45Dude, the feds are here!

01:37:46Run!

01:37:49Surprise, scumbag!

01:37:51Squat car diversion, y'all. Nailed it.

01:37:55You got the right to remain silent.

01:37:56Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

01:37:59What are you doing, Jeff? You get this guy off me!

01:38:01See? I'm coming in with massive jurisdiction.

01:38:04What are they even doing here, dude?

01:38:08Ow! They hurt.

01:38:10So what is happening?

01:38:11That is completely classified

01:38:12because this is an ongoing investigation.

01:38:14Oh. Okay.

01:38:15But if you insist on knowing,

01:38:17these two are a couple of big-time fraudsters.

01:38:20Yeah, they've been having open houses at Airbnbs

01:38:23for their reality TV show.

01:38:25They've been selling houses that they don't own,

01:38:28and they've been buying cars with investor money.

01:38:32Turns out, triangle group realty is a pyramid scheme.

01:38:37We found the entire plan over at Franco's Tacos.

01:38:40But no, the commissions go up. It's like a funnel.

01:38:43Yeah, like a funnel.

01:38:44To the untrained eye.

01:38:46But upon further investigation...

01:38:49Oh!

01:38:51Oh, my God!

01:38:52Aw, cleared up the story for those of us in the back.

01:38:55Thank you, feds!

01:38:56I'm sure glad you guys cleared that up quick.

01:38:59Let's go. Off to prison.

01:39:00Wait. What?

01:39:01You know what? Let this be a lesson to all of you.

01:39:04Stay authentic to yourselves, will you?

01:39:07You're out there trying too hard to be cool on your social media.

01:39:12You're prioritizing your facades and your phone screens

01:39:17over family and your squad.

01:39:19I think it's time you all kept it hundo, huh?

01:39:24Unless, of course, you want to get busted by the feds

01:39:29and exposed in front of all your friends.

01:39:32Like those dicks.

01:39:35Uh-huh, yeah, okay, boomer.

01:39:37Ha-ha-ha!

01:39:40Damn it!

01:39:42God damn it, I hate this generation.

01:39:45Ha-ha-ha! Enjoy a jiggle, Jathew.

01:39:49Unlock it.

01:39:50All right, well, I guess now that Jathew's stolen truck

01:39:54has been disqualified, the winner...

01:39:59is Zonder Sonder!

01:40:03Yes!

01:40:06Yes!

01:40:08It was all worth it!

01:40:10It was all worth it!

01:40:13Ha-ha-ha!

01:40:15Oh!

01:40:16Whoo!

01:40:18Yeah!

01:40:25It's only been two weeks since the reunion,

01:40:28but it's crazy how much has happened.

01:40:31Molly's real estate sale got voided,

01:40:33and I had to sell back all the parts to my truck on Craigslist.

01:40:37My truck now looks exactly like it used to,

01:40:40and that's something I'm totally okay with.

01:40:43Molly shifted to a career in selling health and wellness supplements.

01:40:47She's a similar business model to Agoris,

01:40:49but she gets paid in timeshares, so it's chill.

01:40:52The Dunk Surf sweatsuit drop was super successful,

01:40:55and we promised Johnny that if we ever do another season,

01:40:58we'll put him in the intro.

01:41:00Cheers!

01:41:02Duncan and Danny have been dating again,

01:41:04and so have Tessa and Bryce.

01:41:06Duncan says he's cool with it, but I highly doubt that.

01:41:09Hey, Bryce, you want my sloppy seconds, dude?

01:41:12For real?

01:41:15Bryce finally wrote his high school homies

01:41:18their letters of college recommendation.

01:41:20Unfortunately, it was way past the deadline,

01:41:23so they didn't get into any of the schools they wanted.

01:41:26Danny bought the house that Jaffe was pretending to live in,

01:41:30and now her, Duncan, Lexi, Wade, Bryce, and Tessa

01:41:33are all moving in together,

01:41:35and I don't see that being at all problematic.

01:41:38Molly and I finally came to terms with the fact

01:41:41that we haven't been happy in this relationship in years

01:41:44and agreed to have unprotected sex one last time

01:41:47and get a divorce.

01:41:49I was starting to get excited

01:41:51about starting a new chapter in my life,

01:41:54but then we found out that she's pregnant

01:41:56with our second child, Hawk Two, the rise of Hawk,

01:42:00and decided to put all that on hold.

01:42:05Unfortunately, Hawk Two did turn out to be a girl,

01:42:09but I'm not budging on the name.

01:42:11It's just too good.

01:42:13Life is starting to feel a lot like a circle.

01:42:17You know, it's like you get to this point

01:42:20where you realize your old way of life

01:42:22just doesn't work for you anymore.

01:42:24So you say it's time to make changes,

01:42:27but then those changes start to feel

01:42:30super uncomfortable and inconvenient.

01:42:33So you say, you know what?

01:42:35Why don't we just put all that on hold,

01:42:37ride this high,

01:42:39and go back to what's familiar?

01:42:42Sometimes when you get to this point,

01:42:45you just got to look around and think to yourself,

01:42:50damn, it's good to be back.

01:42:59Oh, I almost forgot.

01:43:02Hawk straight-up died of old age.

01:43:07Oh, that I had the wings of a hawk.

01:43:11I would fly away, and I would be at rest.

01:43:15It was tough to see him go,

01:43:18but he just couldn't have lived a more full life.

01:43:23I knew the whole squad was going to be sawed,

01:43:28but the one who took it the hardest was Bryce.

01:43:35Why is he looking at me like that?

01:43:39He's got a staring problem still?

01:43:41Dude, he's just, he's dead.

01:43:43No, dude.

01:43:44Come on, dude.

01:43:45No, dude.

01:43:46No, we're not doing it.

01:43:47It's your boy, Sam.

01:43:49It's your boy.

01:43:50Hey, hey, hey.

01:43:51He's faking it. Get him up.

01:43:52Come back!

01:43:54Hawk, come back!

01:43:55And come at me, fool!

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