Kho Gaye Hum Kahan 2023 Hindi Movie
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00:00:00Good day.
00:00:01Thank you.
00:00:06How was mass?
00:00:07It was fine.
00:00:11It got over?
00:00:12Yes.
00:00:13I just ordered it.
00:00:15It's 8,000.
00:00:16You guys should have checked the bill.
00:00:18Someone has to check the bills.
00:00:2112 egg whites every day, salmon.
00:00:24Isn't that enough protein?
00:00:25So I paid for it.
00:00:26I don't pay for everyone else.
00:00:28That's what you want.
00:00:29Can I have a breakfast in peace?
00:00:30All I want is for you to save your money.
00:00:32And 20 pair of shoes.
00:00:34Why do you have it?
00:00:35I need proper sneakers.
00:00:37Your generation doesn't know what you need and what you want.
00:00:40Get me a t-shirt, socks.
00:00:41The expenses of the house...
00:00:51I don't know why you're upset with me.
00:00:53What have I done?
00:00:55Have I done anything?
00:00:57We're not fighting for the first time.
00:00:59And not for the last time either.
00:01:01So can you please just tell me,
00:01:03what's the point of taking a break?
00:01:05Just don't say that you're bored of me.
00:01:07Or that you want someone else.
00:01:10I don't understand what you want.
00:01:12What are you looking for?
00:01:15What we have is precious, Rohan.
00:01:17I don't know when we stopped talking.
00:01:21Please call me.
00:01:23I'll wait.
00:01:28Hold my hand,
00:01:29because I'm taking you and me
00:01:31to La La Land.
00:01:33I'm Lala.
00:01:34But of course you know that.
00:01:36And today I've brought you all
00:01:38to sunny, gorgeous
00:01:40Maldives.
00:01:41To celebrate you guys.
00:01:43All one million of you.
00:01:46So let's dance,
00:01:47shake a hip,
00:01:48run on the sand,
00:01:49take a dip in the pool.
00:01:50Because life is La La La.
00:01:53At the beautiful Maldives Sea Villa.
00:01:57Why is she getting a free vacation?
00:02:00She has a million followers, bro.
00:02:02Wear a bikini,
00:02:03the guys will follow you.
00:02:05Just shut up, man.
00:02:07She's an influencer.
00:02:08Who's getting influenced
00:02:09by this inflatable horse?
00:02:11It works, dude.
00:02:12People don't know that it's all sponsored.
00:02:14The hotels, trips, right?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:17She's a marketing genius.
00:02:18What?
00:02:19Looks like the next
00:02:20Mean Parallel Rom-Com
00:02:21is going to be released.
00:02:22Come on guys, grow up.
00:02:24She's my client.
00:02:25Oh, she's your client.
00:02:26You went to the Maldives with her, right?
00:02:28Yeah, so?
00:02:29To pick up her stuff?
00:02:31I went to train.
00:02:32You went to train?
00:02:33Why didn't you take a selfie with her?
00:02:35Yeah, she's your client, right?
00:02:37Yeah, so is it necessary
00:02:38to post every life update?
00:02:40She's a little shady.
00:02:41She's very shady.
00:02:44Okay, fine.
00:02:45Fine?
00:02:46Yeah, what?
00:02:47Fine.
00:02:48Fine what?
00:02:49What fine?
00:02:50It's more than that.
00:02:51I knew it.
00:02:53Since when?
00:02:54It's been a while.
00:02:55It's been a few months.
00:02:56You've been hiding it for months?
00:02:59No one should find out.
00:03:01Who do you think we are?
00:03:02Bro, her followers should think
00:03:04she's single and attainable.
00:03:06We're not her followers.
00:03:08You're still not following her?
00:03:10We're your friends.
00:03:12Behave like a friend.
00:03:14Just give me some privacy.
00:03:15Imad, give him privacy.
00:03:17Privacy.
00:03:18Privacy.
00:03:19Okay, privacy.
00:03:20I'm a couple.
00:03:21I have privacy.
00:03:22Privacy.
00:03:23Privacy.
00:03:30Sorry, sorry.
00:03:33Seriously bro,
00:03:34this AI shit could end careers.
00:03:36Yours will end,
00:03:37but mine isn't even starting.
00:03:39It'll happen.
00:03:41You'll be fine.
00:03:42You're the man.
00:03:43You're good.
00:03:45Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
00:03:46These days you need to have your own brand
00:03:48and for that you need celebrity clients.
00:03:50I do.
00:03:51Lala.
00:03:52Today Lala,
00:03:53tomorrow Lolo,
00:03:54then Bebo,
00:03:55then Saif.
00:04:01But seriously,
00:04:02I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
00:04:06I want to open my own gym.
00:04:09That'll be a game changer.
00:04:10Then open it.
00:04:12Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:04:14I have 28,000 rupees in my account.
00:04:15I'll open two branches this week.
00:04:16What do you say?
00:04:17Shit.
00:04:19Dude,
00:04:20even I don't know what I'm doing.
00:04:22Let's do one thing.
00:04:23Let's try for 20 years.
00:04:25If nothing happens,
00:04:26Ana will come to support us.
00:04:28I'm sure she's already planning for it.
00:04:31The excuse is sorted.
00:04:34What are you doing with Rohan?
00:04:37Rohan needs a break.
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I didn't say anything.
00:04:41You didn't say anything.
00:04:44Rohan needs a break from Ana.
00:04:47Cuts.
00:04:48I know.
00:04:50Cuts.
00:04:52Bottoms up!
00:05:18I'm ready.
00:05:40Why did Rohan upload a picture of a cake early in the morning?
00:05:43What?
00:05:44Oh, that's a cupcake.
00:05:45It's the same thing, right?
00:05:46Wait a second. How is it the same thing?
00:05:48Bro, a cupcake is part of the cake family.
00:05:49So what?
00:05:50Cupcakes have their own identity, right?
00:05:52They have their own identity.
00:05:54You call a pastry a cake?
00:05:55Have you gone mad?
00:05:56You call a pastry a pastry?
00:05:57Have you gone mad?
00:05:58I can't write a dog if I put up a picture of Halcyon.
00:06:00Asshole!
00:06:01You can't write a dog if you put up a picture of Halcyon.
00:06:04Shut up!
00:06:05Just shut up!
00:06:07Ugh!
00:06:16I want a break or I want a break-up?
00:06:20Ahaana, the proposal for Adrena Fit is ready.
00:06:23I'll mail it to you.
00:06:24Great. Thank you.
00:06:26You made the whole strategy and she'll take the credit.
00:06:31She uploaded a picture of a cake this morning.
00:06:33What?
00:06:34Yeah, a cupcake.
00:06:35Not a heart.
00:06:37Cupcake.
00:06:40Let's check.
00:06:42Stacey Gomez.
00:06:43Mrinalini Jaisinghani.
00:06:45Trisha Mariwala.
00:06:46Anushka Gupta.
00:06:48Kylie Jenner.
00:06:49Kylie Jenner.
00:06:50Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
00:06:52Who's this dream girl?
00:06:53Ayush's sister.
00:06:55Buttercup cakes.
00:06:57Open that.
00:07:00These are her cupcakes.
00:07:05Tanya Buttercup fly.
00:07:08Tanya Mehra.
00:07:09Just a girl with a sweet tooth and a sweet life.
00:07:12Sparkle emoji.
00:07:14Always remember to sprinkle laughter, spontaneity and kindness
00:07:18onto every single cupcake.
00:07:20Hashtag, make the world a better place.
00:07:25Let me see.
00:07:33Let's see her stories.
00:07:36She'll see my name.
00:07:37We'll have to make a fake account.
00:07:39Okay?
00:07:43I want to break basically means I want to hook up with someone else.
00:07:48But you said you've never been in a relationship.
00:07:51Yet you're so sure.
00:07:52I know, right?
00:07:53I should be the therapist.
00:07:55But what do I have to do with your cardigan look?
00:07:59We're here to talk about you.
00:08:03Not about my cardigan.
00:08:05Don't you think we're stuck in a loop?
00:08:07Iman, I think you've built a wall around you.
00:08:11And you don't want to let anyone else in.
00:08:15But you deserve a healthy loving relationship, Iman.
00:08:18What I really deserve is that dad stops sending me to these sessions.
00:08:24You know, Iman, the thing about shame is that
00:08:27the more you try to hide it, the more power you get.
00:08:33But when we talk about it, then you know that...
00:08:35It's been 14 years.
00:08:38I've forgotten. You should forget too.
00:08:44Where did you get this cardigan from?
00:08:47You're sure this will work, right?
00:08:48Trust me, bro.
00:08:50It's strength in the glutes.
00:08:52Built in the organs.
00:08:53And the knees will be protected, right guys?
00:08:54That's good.
00:08:55That's a squat. Hold that. Stabilize.
00:08:58Pelvis tucked in.
00:08:59Chest up. Bam.
00:09:00Shoulders dropped.
00:09:01Yeah, that's correct.
00:09:02Let's go for one last. Just on one leg.
00:09:04Alright. This will strengthen your glutes.
00:09:07It'll build.
00:09:08One.
00:09:09Two.
00:09:11One more.
00:09:12It'll protect against injury.
00:09:13Proper shoulders.
00:09:14Lengthen the spine.
00:09:16Breathe.
00:09:17Smile.
00:09:21Why can't I look like Malaika?
00:09:24What's the need?
00:09:25Take care of yourself. That makes you beautiful, right?
00:09:29One.
00:09:30One.
00:09:31Nine.
00:09:32Ten.
00:09:33Come on, Anisa. Let's go.
00:09:36Eleven.
00:09:38I don't know the capital of Uganda.
00:09:40But I do know what Malaika Arora wore to the gym yesterday.
00:09:45Our attention span is also decreasing.
00:09:47We used to have a five-day test match.
00:09:49Now, if you don't find the video interesting in the first five seconds,
00:09:52you'll be like, what are you doing? Get down.
00:09:55I think the only people who can perform in less than five seconds
00:09:58are Indian men in bed.
00:10:01What?
00:10:03You're over-reacting.
00:10:06Are you two together?
00:10:07Sorry, sir.
00:10:12If we see someone's profile,
00:10:13who has a like that we aspire to have,
00:10:15we instantly follow them.
00:10:19If we see someone's profile,
00:10:20we're going to be insecure and depressed every day.
00:10:22But we are willingly following it.
00:10:24How stupid is that?
00:10:26If you want a daily reminder that you're a disappointment,
00:10:29just call your dad.
00:10:30Because he must still think that his son will make a big name for himself.
00:10:35Recently, I read a survey that said
00:10:36that an average person checks their phone 224 times a day.
00:10:40Wow.
00:10:41If you do any activity 224 times a day,
00:10:44it's not an activity,
00:10:45it's an addiction.
00:10:48And we have become addicted to other people's lives.
00:10:51That's it.
00:10:53You have glasses on your eyes and a lock on your brain.
00:10:56I don't want to know what you're doing,
00:10:58what you're thinking, what you're eating.
00:10:59I better think to do all right.
00:11:01Like finding out what Malaika Arora wore to the gym today.
00:11:06That's my time. Thank you so much.
00:11:08Also, we have a very special guest tonight.
00:11:11And a dear friend.
00:11:12Please give it up for Sapan Verma.
00:11:19Hello. Give it up for him, everybody.
00:11:21Come on, once more.
00:11:23We need some commercial material, you know.
00:11:26Something that becomes a meme and goes viral.
00:11:28Tap into that tier 2, tier 3 space, man.
00:11:30Take it to the next level.
00:11:32This is my next level.
00:11:33Becoming a meme or a virus.
00:11:34Of course.
00:11:36Okay, listen.
00:11:37There's a high-profile wedding next week.
00:11:39You'll host it.
00:11:40And you'll dance.
00:11:43Bye, Melvin.
00:11:44That means we are on, right?
00:11:46Did you see Veerdas' new special?
00:11:48Yes, I did.
00:11:49It was okay.
00:11:52Okay?
00:11:54I liked it a lot.
00:11:56You were doing such a great job with the audience.
00:11:58When will your show be on?
00:12:00It will be on.
00:12:01It takes time.
00:12:02Still, keep a cut-off.
00:12:03You know, when I was your age,
00:12:04I was a self...
00:12:05I know. You had a car,
00:12:06you had kids,
00:12:07and you even walked on the moon, right?
00:12:10I can take care of myself, Dad.
00:12:11Don't worry.
00:12:12I know.
00:12:14All I'm saying is,
00:12:15use your brain a little.
00:12:16The house and money your mother left behind
00:12:18won't last you the rest of your life.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:26Hey.
00:12:27Hello.
00:12:29Hi.
00:12:30Bedtime?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:32Yes.
00:12:33Kiddos, give Bhaiya a kiss quick.
00:12:34Come on.
00:12:35Come on.
00:12:39Drive the knee up.
00:12:42Close.
00:12:43That's it.
00:12:44Good.
00:12:45Come down.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48And all the way up.
00:12:49And maintain that line.
00:12:50Cattle bag close.
00:12:52Engage the coke.
00:12:53Come on, Lala. Focus.
00:12:55Dude.
00:12:56What's up?
00:12:58This uncle keeps staring inside.
00:13:01Who, Uncle?
00:13:02Nothing.
00:13:03Huh?
00:13:04Don't open it.
00:13:05He's staring right there.
00:13:07Complain about him.
00:13:09What should I say?
00:13:10That he keeps staring inside.
00:13:12Then he'll be in jail for half a year.
00:13:14Unbelievable.
00:13:17You're cute.
00:13:18You're cute.
00:13:20Finish your side.
00:13:21Come on.
00:13:27And very professional.
00:13:43I had to meet Anwar-e-Mahat.
00:13:46What's the scene tomorrow?
00:13:49I'm taking my parents out for dinner tomorrow.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:53But sometime later.
00:13:55Yeah, sounds good.
00:13:58Come.
00:13:59Let's get some squats in.
00:14:00Come on, let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:08Zeeshan.
00:14:09Hi, Simran.
00:14:10Hi.
00:14:11Hi.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:16Please come in.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:21How?
00:14:25I mean, I wasn't expecting this.
00:14:28Are you praising me or badmouthing me?
00:14:30No, no. It's really nice.
00:14:31It's got character.
00:14:33There's nothing wrong with it.
00:14:35It feels like it's always been here.
00:14:42So, I think we should just jump right into it.
00:14:46It'll feel a little awkward in the beginning.
00:14:48But, you know.
00:14:50Usually, I allow the camera after 3-4 dates.
00:14:54I told you I came to take your pictures.
00:14:57I thought it was an excuse to meet you.
00:14:59No, I'm a photographer.
00:15:01For a project.
00:15:02It's called The People of Tinder.
00:15:04Nice.
00:15:05You want to interview me?
00:15:07Kinda.
00:15:09Gone artist.
00:15:11That's me.
00:15:15So, you want to meet the person behind your profile?
00:15:19Thanks.
00:15:20I guess.
00:15:21I just want to know who you are when you're alone.
00:15:25But, I'm not alone.
00:15:27Yeah, okay. I know.
00:15:28Just ignore me. Do your thing.
00:15:31Tough.
00:15:32Your presence here is affecting your art a lot.
00:15:35Are you interested or should I leave?
00:15:38Are you breaking up with me?
00:15:41No.
00:15:45How old are you?
00:15:4625.
00:15:48What do you do?
00:15:50I'm a stand-up comic.
00:15:52Do you know what the problem is with political jokes?
00:15:54That sometimes they get elected.
00:15:57Why comedy?
00:15:59Hey, dad. You?
00:16:02When did you feel funny for the first time?
00:16:06Maybe when I was really sad.
00:16:12What's with this ring?
00:16:17Mom's ring.
00:16:24You ever been in love?
00:16:28What?
00:16:29You've never been heartbroken?
00:16:32Once.
00:16:34How old were you?
00:16:3820.
00:16:409?
00:16:419!
00:16:43We don't get to choose that shit.
00:16:52So, have you ever been in love?
00:17:01Yes.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:10Bye, Zeeshan.
00:17:14It's Amad.
00:17:15What?
00:17:16Zeeshan was only for the tender.
00:17:17My name is Amad.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Bye.
00:17:22Bye.
00:17:42Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:46Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:53Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:56Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:59Come on, Aashiq. Let's go, brother. No stopping.
00:18:00Squad deeper. Engage the core.
00:18:02That's the shoulders. Come on, engage the core.
00:18:04Keep going. Keep going. No stopping. Use it.
00:18:07Sorry. Take it easy.
00:18:09Dude.
00:18:11Easy 350s.
00:18:12Oh, yeah, bro.
00:18:14Been trying to cop these babies for months.
00:18:17Alright. 30 seconds up.
00:18:18Come on, bro.
00:18:20He's gonna kill me, bro.
00:18:22That's why I say come to the gym, bro.
00:18:24You'll also feel motivated if you see the rest of them.
00:18:27There are a lot of people, bro. Not my scene.
00:18:31Let my studio open, bro.
00:18:33It'll be perfect for you.
00:18:36You're opening your own studio?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38I'll only have 10 clients at a time.
00:18:40Tailor-made services for each.
00:18:42Calisthenics, CrossFit, Powerlifting, Yoga. You name it.
00:18:45Superb, bro.
00:18:47Thank you, baby.
00:18:49Alright. Let's go.
00:18:51It's hot.
00:18:52That's it.
00:18:53I just did a market survey.
00:18:54The fitness industry is booming. Have to do it.
00:18:57Yeah, I'm making a budget.
00:18:58You need a business plan.
00:19:00How will you make money if you have 10 clients at a time?
00:19:04The space will be so exclusive that you can charge more.
00:19:07Investors should feel that the idea is scalable.
00:19:09Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:11You know what I'm thinking?
00:19:12There should be two studios in Mumbai.
00:19:14One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
00:19:16Dude, that is the dream.
00:19:17Or, you can launch an app.
00:19:19You can have a nutritionist.
00:19:20You can have specialised meals at leisure.
00:19:23Diet plans.
00:19:24You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
00:19:27Everything.
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:32MBA, bitches.
00:19:37If I find someone like you, I'll be sorted.
00:19:42Why someone like me?
00:19:44I'm there.
00:19:47Your job?
00:19:50I'll leave it.
00:19:52I can't do anything there.
00:19:55We'll run everything.
00:19:56You set up the studio.
00:19:57I'll do the expansion and management.
00:20:03You're hired.
00:20:05Let's do this.
00:20:06Seriously.
00:20:07You're hired.
00:20:09What about the money?
00:20:10We'll make a killer pitch.
00:20:11We'll work with the investors.
00:20:14Guys, I'm in.
00:20:18How much will it cost?
00:20:21How?
00:20:24Mom left some money for me.
00:20:26She wanted to invest smartly.
00:20:29So, just like that.
00:20:31Bro, you're serious?
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33Imaan, we accept this funding.
00:20:36But, guys, it'll take time to break even.
00:20:39So, you guys have to be sure.
00:20:41Look, if I have to invest, I'll invest on both of you.
00:20:45I trust you guys.
00:20:48Guys, is this actually happening?
00:20:50It is.
00:20:52Oh, shit.
00:20:53Oh, shit.
00:20:56To the jungle gym.
00:20:57The jungle gym.
00:20:59The jungle gym?
00:21:00I love it.
00:21:01I love it.
00:21:02To the jungle gym.
00:21:04Come on, friends.
00:21:05Let's help this friendship grow into a relationship.
00:21:11To the jungle gym.
00:21:17To the jungle gym.
00:21:38Sir, your bill.
00:21:39Come here.
00:21:41You're always ready.
00:21:44Do guys like this?
00:21:46Huh?
00:21:48Make a fake account.
00:21:49What?
00:21:51Otherwise, he'll know that I can see his stories.
00:21:54Ask Rohan directly.
00:21:55Why is she pretending to be a detective?
00:21:57She needs to block Rohan.
00:21:59And drink.
00:22:01Fine.
00:22:03Cheers.
00:22:04Cheers.
00:22:06Isn't that Lala?
00:22:08Right?
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:10Yeah, that's her.
00:22:13I'll be back.
00:22:16Oh, wow.
00:22:18Who's she with?
00:22:21Cheers.
00:22:23Where do you want to do it?
00:22:24Hey, we can do it at any...
00:22:27Hi.
00:22:28Hi.
00:22:32Kartik.
00:22:33Neel.
00:22:34Neel's my trainer.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37So, you're responsible for the way she looks, huh?
00:22:39Stop.
00:22:41I need a drink.
00:22:42Do you want something?
00:22:43I'm good.
00:22:44How about you?
00:22:45Drink?
00:22:46Cheers.
00:22:51So?
00:22:52You were supposed to go for dinner with your parents.
00:22:55Yes, I was.
00:22:57Then they slept.
00:23:00Kartik is going to launch his own gin company.
00:23:03I could be the face of his online campaign.
00:23:06It's a big deal for me, Neel.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12You know what?
00:23:13I want to create that gin.
00:23:15I'm trying.
00:23:16Bro.
00:23:17Sorry.
00:23:19Have a good night.
00:23:20You too.
00:23:21Cheers.
00:23:23Because I'm sure he's not...
00:23:24Ayesha, hi.
00:23:26Congratulations.
00:23:27Thank you.
00:23:29I've seen the photos.
00:23:30Maldives must have been amazing.
00:23:31Oh, my God, babe.
00:23:32He proposed in a car.
00:23:34Like, in a parking lot.
00:23:36I was like, press pause, please.
00:23:39We're doing this on a beach.
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41Parking lot.
00:23:42Right?
00:23:43How dare he?
00:23:44Imagine.
00:23:45He didn't even think about your followers once.
00:23:47He should have.
00:23:48Classic.
00:23:49Hi, Imad.
00:23:50Hi.
00:23:51Always a pleasure.
00:23:52So, you're coming, right?
00:23:53Yes, 100%.
00:23:54And I'm counting you in.
00:23:55You too, babe.
00:23:56100%.
00:23:57Yes, 100%.
00:23:59I need another drink.
00:24:01Let's make coffee.
00:24:12What's up?
00:24:13What's up?
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00:25:14Rohan, I really need to talk to you.
00:25:16I swear I won't talk to you about the rake.
00:25:19Rohan, just tell me the truth!
00:25:21What the f**k?
00:25:22Why can't you just call me back?
00:25:24I know you're seeing cupcake.
00:25:25It's disgusting.
00:25:26I just knew that this was gonna happen.
00:25:29Rohan, you coward!
00:25:30Just give up!
00:25:31Am I not good enough for you?
00:25:33What's missing in me?
00:25:35There's this stupid game and
00:25:36and you're gonna call me back
00:25:37I love you
00:25:38It's going to be fine, okay? I promise.
00:25:39The number you have dialed is not in service.
00:25:48Thank you, guys, so much.
00:25:49Thank you so much.
00:25:51Hope to see you again soon.
00:25:52After you, ma'am.
00:25:55She looks so happy after stealing my presentation.
00:25:57How can she be so shameless?
00:26:02I'm done with this job.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:18At least, he's sorry.
00:26:21Huh?
00:26:23He's sorry because he's really with Tanya.
00:26:25Let's go.
00:26:36Ana.
00:26:42Call me later.
00:27:25I made you some coffee.
00:27:26What happened? Why do you look so down?
00:27:32Aren't you getting late for work?
00:27:34I took the day off.
00:27:40Hey, look at this.
00:27:43Cute.
00:27:45I know, right?
00:27:46I know, right?
00:27:47I know, right?
00:27:48I know, right?
00:27:49I know, right?
00:27:50I know, right?
00:27:51I know, right?
00:27:52I know, right?
00:27:54I know, right?
00:27:55Yeah?
00:27:56It's nice.
00:27:58Want to see more?
00:27:59Come home today.
00:28:02You'll go home today, Aman?
00:28:03You want to see more?
00:28:05Come home.
00:28:06You work on our million-dollar idea.
00:28:09Dad has to look at the business plan. Okay?
00:28:11And stop stocking the cupcake.
00:28:16This is disgusting.
00:28:18Your coffee is a fail.
00:28:20Divorce.
00:28:22Now, you'll ask your friends for money?
00:28:24I'm not asking for money, Dad.
00:28:26Imad is investing. It's his business, too.
00:28:28He'll pay for your expenses and treat you the same way.
00:28:31You want to be his servant.
00:28:32You're talking about my best friend.
00:28:34You should never do business with your friends.
00:28:36Not everyone has the same experience.
00:28:41You know a lot about business.
00:28:43You've been accounting for each other all your life.
00:28:45Neel.
00:28:46What? It's true.
00:28:49What are you doing? He's very fast.
00:28:51I need cardio, Neeta.
00:28:53Cardio.
00:28:55Not cardiac.
00:28:58Sorry. One second.
00:28:59Keep running.
00:29:00You, Harsh.
00:29:01Bro, I'm going to Alibaug this weekend.
00:29:03Okay?
00:29:03I have a session with Malaika Arora.
00:29:05You'll have to come.
00:29:07Sure, bro. That'll be great. Yeah.
00:29:09That'll be great. Thanks, man.
00:29:10You got this. Make me proud.
00:29:12All right. Cheers.
00:29:13Cheers.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:56You killed me today, Neel.
00:29:58Oh, you killed it.
00:29:59Hot.
00:30:00Awesome.
00:30:01All right. I'll see you soon.
00:30:04Bye.
00:30:06You want a picture?
00:30:07No, it's all right.
00:30:09Come on. Let's get one.
00:30:10You sure?
00:30:11Yeah. Come on.
00:30:12Wow. Okay. Thanks.
00:30:13Hold on to this.
00:30:14Yeah. Sure.
00:30:23What's your hand name?
00:30:26Neel Panera, 96.
00:30:30If you had asked me, I wouldn't have posed.
00:30:33But I like this picture.
00:30:34Yeah, it's great.
00:30:35Bye. See you soon.
00:30:37See you.
00:30:38Malaika.
00:30:38Yeah?
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:41Thanks for killing me.
00:30:42Yeah.
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00:34:46Neel, I've reported it.
00:34:49Neel, where are you going?
00:35:08Where is Aishwarya?
00:35:09Who are you?
00:35:11Hey, come here.
00:35:12Come here, you rascal.
00:35:14Did you post this photo?
00:35:18Yes, I took it. What's the problem?
00:35:20You're stalking a girl, posting her photo and tagging her.
00:35:23It's harassment.
00:35:24There's no problem.
00:35:28Get out of here.
00:35:29Neel.
00:35:30When she doesn't want anyone to see her, why do you show her?
00:35:34What do I show her?
00:35:35Look at her clothes.
00:35:38You can see everything.
00:35:40And when she can post something like this, why can't I?
00:35:43Hey, Neel.
00:35:45It's her body, not yours.
00:35:47She'll do whatever she thinks is right.
00:35:51Not you.
00:35:53Do you understand?
00:35:54Neel, he's a kid. Let's go.
00:36:01Don't look back next time.
00:36:08I can't believe you did that.
00:36:10I can't believe people think they can do anything on social media and it's okay.
00:36:26Are you a fan?
00:36:29Hold it like a pen. Like a pen.
00:36:31Like that.
00:36:32Yeah, and swirl.
00:36:33Swirl. Swirl.
00:36:36No.
00:36:37What's so funny?
00:36:38I came to Mumbai for two weeks
00:36:40and I'm sitting here with a 25-year-old kid after a year and a half.
00:36:51I'm not a kid.
00:36:54And stop acting like one.
00:36:55Pour me some wine, please.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:00Okay.
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00:37:04Okay.
00:37:15That's Aadil.
00:37:17We were together for six years.
00:37:25Cancel.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:34I'm sorry.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39It's messed up.
00:37:42It is.
00:37:49It was Aadil's idea.
00:37:51Now that I think about it, he was just showing me the way.
00:37:54You know, to say goodbye.
00:37:56I'll need some more.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:02Thank you.
00:38:04We're lucky to be artists.
00:38:07At least we can deal with our lives through our work.
00:38:11I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:12So?
00:38:13Humour is your way of expressing yourself.
00:38:16You show people your point of view.
00:38:18You're an artist.
00:38:20I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:21I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:22I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:24You're an artist.
00:38:25I'm an artist.
00:38:32What happened to your mum?
00:38:38Leukemia.
00:38:41How old were you?
00:38:43Nine.
00:38:46We don't get to choose that, do we?
00:38:53Hi!
00:39:09Ana!
00:39:10This is what the whole experiment was about.
00:39:13Knock, Na.
00:39:14It's two worlds that are just going to collide right now.
00:39:18And I want to see that thing...
00:39:19You didn't go to work today?
00:39:20Just for the call, next week.
00:39:22What's going on?
00:39:23Relax mom. Where were you? With the photographer?
00:39:29The photographer's name is Simran.
00:39:33Oh, his name is also Simran.
00:39:37Had fun?
00:39:38None of your business. Did you have lunch?
00:39:41None of your business.
00:39:44Now get out.
00:39:45Get out.
00:39:46Mom! Mom!
00:39:50Yes!
00:39:51She didn't even call.
00:39:54What a bastard!
00:39:56Since when will you train with me?
00:39:58Please. There is already a lot of pain in life.
00:40:01You'll have fun, I promise.
00:40:03Emaat will also do it, right?
00:40:05No, thank you.
00:40:06Emaat has to focus on his modelling career.
00:40:09For his new photographer girlfriend, he's in love.
00:40:16Who is he making now?
00:40:18Forget about me. Make him a muscle.
00:40:20Bob the Builder.
00:40:23Defensive. All right.
00:40:25Emaat loves the photographer.
00:40:29You were depressed.
00:40:31You're cancelled.
00:40:33We've met twice.
00:40:36Twice?
00:40:37Twice.
00:40:38Bro, this is proper long term.
00:40:40We just spoke.
00:40:44Do you even talk these days?
00:40:45All night long.
00:40:48Go to hell.
00:40:50He's blushing.
00:40:52Emaat, it's love. It happens.
00:40:54You can't control it.
00:40:57I'm going. I have a meeting.
00:40:59With Melbourne?
00:41:01Bye.
00:41:02Bye.
00:41:05She's pretty cool, actually.
00:41:08And?
00:41:09Is there anything romantic there?
00:41:12We kissed. Twice.
00:41:14Twice?
00:41:18It's not that big of a deal that you're telling your diary.
00:41:20You're not being hasty.
00:41:22That's good.
00:41:23I mean, we're friends.
00:41:27I think she thinks we're friends too.
00:41:30Interesting.
00:41:31You're thinking what she's thinking.
00:41:42Looking good.
00:41:44Your share should be more.
00:41:46Ana's should be less.
00:41:48She's the CEO and you can always replace her.
00:41:51It's Ana's plan, Dad.
00:41:52Should I replace her?
00:41:55She was always the smarter one.
00:41:58Do you trust both of them?
00:41:59Dad, I only have two friends.
00:42:01Everyone's share will be equal.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05Starting my own business is a big opportunity, sir.
00:42:08Finally, MBA will be useful.
00:42:10Also a big risk.
00:42:11But all the best, Ana.
00:42:12Thank you, sir.
00:42:13And two months notice period.
00:42:14Yes, of course.
00:42:16I'll miss you, Ana.
00:42:17Don't be silly.
00:42:18You didn't need me.
00:42:22Thank you, sir.
00:42:23Bye, Ana. Thank you.
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00:45:38Happy birthday.
00:45:57Wow, Neel.
00:45:58You got her Gucci.
00:46:01Nice, na?
00:46:03It's super nice.
00:46:05Kya baat hai, Neel.
00:46:06You've outdone yourself, haan.
00:46:08Aur mujhe black hi chahiye tha.
00:46:10Haan?
00:46:11Haan.
00:46:12Acha also, jab bhi dinner ke liye ready ho toh bataa dena.
00:46:15Oh ya, it's all ready.
00:46:17Baaki sab log kaha hai?
00:46:19I wanted to keep it intimate.
00:46:21Itna?
00:46:23Haan.
00:46:25Sweet of you to include us.
00:46:27Of course, darling.
00:46:31Catch!
00:46:33Raunak.
00:46:34Haan?
00:46:35Candles.
00:46:36Oh, yes.
00:46:37Okay, guys.
00:46:39Let's pretend to have some fun.
00:46:42Come.
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:46Tum...
00:46:47You'll give this to me?
00:46:48Birthday present.
00:46:49Oh, okay.
00:46:52Really?
00:46:54Say, Dio.
00:46:56Dio.
00:46:58Mostly, meri shoot Raunak hi karta hai.
00:47:01Waise...
00:47:03You two are quite cute.
00:47:05Tum dono kyun nahi date kar rahe?
00:47:07She's out of my league.
00:47:08Lekin, na soch raha tha agar tumhare dostiya hote toh...
00:47:10Unse introduction ho jata.
00:47:12My influencer gang?
00:47:13Ya.
00:47:15Please.
00:47:16Wo mujhe use kar rahe the.
00:47:17You know, apni following badhana ke liye.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:20Ya.
00:47:21So, they were cancelled for tonight.
00:47:25Waise, Neel ke bhi kaafi followers badh rahe hain.
00:47:27Hmm.
00:47:28Ke yeh bhi toh use kar raha hai.
00:47:29No.
00:47:30Not him.
00:47:31But like, mostly aise hi hota hai na.
00:47:33The moment you become famous, people just stop acting normal.
00:47:38Tumhare aisab se normal kya hai?
00:47:41Excuse me?
00:47:48Happy birthday to you.
00:47:51Yay!
00:47:52Yay!
00:47:58Rana.
00:47:59Smile.
00:48:03Wanna get the plates?
00:48:04Tissue bhi.
00:48:05Ya, ya.
00:48:06Nice.
00:48:07Rana.
00:48:08Hmm?
00:48:10Wo last wala picture delete kar den.
00:48:12Yeh wala.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15Deepa Bali!
00:48:23Thank you, guys.
00:48:24Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:48:27Life me teen cheez hain jo mujhe bilkul samajh mein nahi aati.
00:48:30The possibility of life on Mars.
00:48:33The size of Jupiter.
00:48:35And the existence of...
00:48:37Influencers.
00:48:40Yahaan pe koi influencer nahi hai na?
00:48:42Chalo pehti kabhi karte hain.
00:48:46Yeh kaisa job hai yaar?
00:48:47Inke bachche kya bolenge school mein?
00:48:49Hamare time pe?
00:48:50Ma'am.
00:48:51Mere papa multinational company ke CEO hain.
00:48:53Aur ab 20 saal baad.
00:48:55Ma'am.
00:48:56Mere papa Instagram pe naach naach ke sabun bejte hain.
00:48:58Use promo code JHAAT20 to get 20% off.
00:49:05Mera ek dost hai jo ek bahot badhi influencer ko date kar raha hai.
00:49:08Which is...
00:49:10I'm happy for him.
00:49:13But I think she's so out of his league that it looks like a paid partnership.
00:49:18She doesn't scream and beg.
00:49:20She gives him a shout-out.
00:49:23She doesn't say, say my name.
00:49:25She goes, like, share and subscribe.
00:49:31She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
00:49:33She wants him to press the bell icon.
00:49:40I mean, people have used the internet to cause revolutions.
00:49:43Aur yeh madam lagi hui hain.
00:49:45Hey guys, main Maldives ja rahi hain.
00:49:47Mere beachside resort exotic villa mein rehne.
00:49:49Par tum apnis middle class life ki choti choti khushiya enjoy karte raho.
00:49:52Aur is aukad se bahar wale vacation ke sapne dekhte raho.
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:55Toodles.
00:49:56Toodles.
00:49:57I love it.
00:49:58I love it.
00:50:03Don't get me wrong.
00:50:04My problem is not that she went to Maldives.
00:50:06It's that she came back.
00:50:11Mera dost, uska so-called boyfriend.
00:50:13Uska gym trainer hua karta hain.
00:50:15Which is funny.
00:50:20Because now they're both working out.
00:50:22But their relationship is not.
00:50:27It's a joke.
00:50:28Ab wo uska boyfriend kam, unpaid intern zyada lagta hai.
00:50:31Kyuki kya hai na, wo is relationship ko publicly acknowledge nahi karte hai.
00:50:35Because apparently, she needs to look single and attainable.
00:50:39Main ne bhi apne dost se ka.
00:50:40Ki ke na yaar.
00:50:41Let the relationship be a secret.
00:50:43Uske Instagram pe followers bache rahenge.
00:50:45Aur teri society mein thodi izzat.
00:50:49But I'm very happy for him.
00:50:50Actually, I'm genuinely very happy for him.
00:50:53Bhale usse pyaar na mile.
00:50:54Izzat na mile.
00:50:55Lekin sabun pe 20% discount toh mili raha hai na.
00:51:13So guys, give it up for our next performance.
00:51:15We have our own Backstreet Boys from Bandra.
00:51:18Magic with a K.
00:51:29Yo.
00:51:31How was it?
00:51:34Cigarette na?
00:51:40Yeh mat bolna, tu offended ho gaya.
00:51:43It's a personal baat chahiye thi kya baat.
00:51:46Private mein batata maine tereko.
00:51:50But maine tera naam kar diya.
00:51:51That's not the point.
00:51:54Tu yeh suchta hai kya mere baare mein?
00:51:57Bro, it was a joke.
00:51:58Funny nahi tha.
00:52:01Bro, insulting tha.
00:52:03Bro, neecha bata hai mereko.
00:52:06Sab ke saamne.
00:52:07Insult nahi tha. Exaggeration. That was a humorous take.
00:52:10On my life.
00:52:12Bro, tereko mere ya mere relationship ke baare mein kuch bhi bolna hai.
00:52:16Tu muh pe bol mere.
00:52:18Kya? Relationship?
00:52:20Bro, mujhe malum bhi nahi hai ke tu relationship mein hai.
00:52:25What do you mean?
00:52:26What do you mean?
00:52:29Matlab tu shayad dekh nahi para lekin Lala tere baare mein serious nahi hai, bro.
00:52:32Oh my God.
00:52:33But again, that's just my opinion.
00:52:37Ab Lala kya suchti hai uske baare mein bhi tere ko opinion hai.
00:52:39What the?
00:52:43You know you behave like an asshole at our house.
00:52:45And I didn't say anything, bro.
00:52:47Okay, I'm sorry.
00:52:48I just let it go.
00:52:49I'm sorry agar tujhe aisa laga toh mera aisa koi intention nahi tha. Okay?
00:52:52Aur rahi baat aaj ki toh main ek comedian hoon, jo dikhta hai, wo bolta hoon.
00:52:55Acha aisa hai kya?
00:52:56Haan. Aur confidence naam ki cheez hoti hai.
00:52:58Ek joke nahi sun sakta.
00:52:59Toh yaan kyun hain? Gym mein baithna.
00:53:06Stop it, guys. What are you doing?
00:53:07Kya bolo?
00:53:09Main kya bola?
00:53:11Bas kyunki tu gym pe paise laga raha na, bro.
00:53:14Iska yeh matlab nahi ki kuch bhi bol sakta hai, tu samjha?
00:53:16We're not your servants.
00:53:17Uska isse kya lehna dena?
00:53:18Matlab hain aana.
00:53:21I lack confidence.
00:53:23Bro, at least jo kiya hai, maine apne dum pe kiya hai.
00:53:25Iske aisaat main baap se paise nahi lehta hoon main.
00:53:28Real?
00:53:29Entitled prick.
00:53:31Kya bola? Jo dikhta hai, wo bol deta hoon?
00:53:33Jo tu khud karta hai, wo nahi dikhta hai tere ko?
00:53:34That's enough. Stop it.
00:53:36Apne Tinder habit ke baare baat kar na?
00:53:39Areh zarasi intimacy handle nahi hoti isse.
00:53:44Emotionally stunted hai tu, bro.
00:53:47Sex addict hai tu.
00:53:48Samjha?
00:53:50Iske baare baare jokes banaya na?
00:53:51That could be hilarious.
00:53:53Who knows? Maybe he'll get you a special on Netflix.
00:54:40Bro, how many Netflix videos do you have?
00:54:43I don't know, bro.
00:54:44How many do you have?
00:54:45I don't know, bro.
00:54:46How many do you have?
00:54:47I don't know, bro.
00:54:48How many do you have?
00:54:49I don't know, bro.
00:54:50How many do you have?
00:54:51I don't know, bro.
00:54:52How many do you have?
00:54:53I don't know, bro.
00:54:54How many do you have?
00:54:55I don't know, bro.
00:54:56How many do you have?
00:54:57I don't know, bro.
00:54:58How many do you have?
00:54:59I don't know, bro.
00:55:00How many do you have?
00:55:01I don't know, bro.
00:55:02How many do you have?
00:55:03I don't know, bro.
00:55:04How many do you have?
00:55:05I don't know, bro.
00:55:06How many do you have?
00:55:07Bro, we should pitch this to Netflix.
00:55:10This shit is killer.
00:55:11She doesn't say say my name.
00:55:13She goes like, share and subscribe.
00:55:17She doesn't want me.
00:55:18Give me a towel.
00:55:20It's good.
00:55:33You said he's not at home.
00:55:35I lied.
00:55:38Neel.
00:55:39Just go.
00:55:46How long won't you talk?
00:55:47We're starting a business.
00:55:49If we don't deposit, we'll lose the place.
00:55:51I don't have a problem with the business.
00:55:54Please rent the place.
00:55:55Talk to him.
00:55:58He wants to return your money.
00:56:00He wants to pitch his client.
00:56:02Dude, he hit me.
00:56:05I'll talk to him.
00:56:08I've quit my job.
00:56:10Then talk to him.
00:56:23Here you are.
00:56:25This is Ashley.
00:56:26He'll fill your position.
00:56:29So excited.
00:56:32You can start the handover.
00:56:35Come.
00:56:38What are you doing?
00:56:42It was knee length.
00:56:43Now it's ankle length.
00:56:44Now it's a balloon on your toe.
00:56:47Don't wear it.
00:57:07I love you.
00:57:38Knock, dude.
00:57:39What is this?
00:57:43Did you get a swimming pool fitted in the bathroom?
00:57:45Shut up.
00:57:46You wore a bikini straight from the office.
00:57:54You're doing it for Rohan, right?
00:57:57I'll do it for myself.
00:58:01I read his comment.
00:58:03I'm just having fun.
00:58:04Having fun?
00:58:06You want to have fun?
00:58:09Loves to travel.
00:58:11No, wanderlust.
00:58:14Dude, I'm not Tinder type.
00:58:17Chill.
00:58:18Don't go home on the first date.
00:58:20Meet me at the bar or restaurant.
00:58:22Your dates go home on the first date.
00:58:24They're lucky that I'm decent.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:31No.
00:58:32Yes.
00:58:34Oh.
00:58:36Zeeshan is quite interesting.
00:58:38What a nice guy.
00:58:40Look, Zeeshan with a puppy.
00:58:43Zeeshan with a baby.
00:58:45Ten billion.
00:58:47Done?
00:58:48Now try left.
00:58:53What are you doing on Tinder?
00:58:57I thought you like Simran.
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:02I know you like Simran.
00:59:05Delete it.
00:59:10Cute.
00:59:18Ram Singh is going to be the mother of your child.
00:59:22I didn't think you like such movies.
00:59:25When did I say I liked it?
00:59:28No need to say.
00:59:29You laughed the most.
00:59:32You're pretending to be a serious artist.
00:59:36I understand everything.
00:59:38You're the only one who recognized me.
00:59:51Did you talk to Neel?
00:59:54No.
00:59:56Do you think you avoid intimacy?
01:00:00I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:01I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:09You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:12You wanted popcorn.
01:00:25I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:26You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:27I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:28You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:29I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:30You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:31I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:32You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:33I didn't think much before doing it.
01:00:34You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:35You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:36You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:37You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:38You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:39You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:40You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:41You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:42You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:43You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:44You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:45You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:46You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:47You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:48You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:49You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:50You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:51You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:52You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:53You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:54You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:55You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:56You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:57You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:58You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:59You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:00You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:01You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:02You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:03You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:04You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:05You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:06You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:07You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:08You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:09You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:10You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:11You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:12You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:01:41I've memorized the entire presentation.
01:01:44We need vision.
01:01:46It's very limited.
01:01:47Make it a bit commercial.
01:01:49Scale it up.
01:01:51If we scale it up,
01:01:52the space won't be premium.
01:01:54Exactly.
01:01:55Our model is better for per square foot value
01:01:57and we can expand over them.
01:01:59I see.
01:02:00So you're wasting time in the gym.
01:02:03No, no.
01:02:05I recruit people.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:11What will their kids say in school?
01:02:12In our time, they used to say,
01:02:13Ma'am, my dad is the CEO of a multinational company.
01:02:17After 20 years?
01:02:18Ma'am, my dad sells soap by dancing on Instagram.
01:02:23Use promo code JHAK20 to get 20% off.
01:02:31I have a friend
01:02:34who's dating an influencer.
01:02:37And I thought she's so out of his league
01:02:39that it's a paid partnership.
01:02:42Thank you.
01:02:44She doesn't scream in bed.
01:02:45She gives him a shout out.
01:02:48She doesn't...
01:02:57Anyway...
01:02:59Do you remember when the internet was new?
01:03:01We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia.
01:03:05The world is at our fingertips.
01:03:07This will change humanity.
01:03:09And now we watch videos all night for 20 minutes.
01:03:19Where's the punchline, bro?
01:03:21Okay.
01:03:24Guys, please welcome back our host Rebecca for the evening.
01:03:28Thank you.
01:03:33Imad.
01:03:34It's okay, guys. Give it up for Imad.
01:03:36Imad.
01:03:40Imad.
01:03:42Why didn't you finish the set?
01:03:44I'm not doing this set.
01:03:45I'm not doing it.
01:03:47This set killed that night.
01:03:49People are calling me specifically to see this set.
01:03:52I'll write a better one.
01:03:54Pandra.
01:03:58Imad.
01:03:59I'm pitching this Netflix...
01:04:01Irfan, forget about this set.
01:04:04This is insane.
01:04:05If you don't want to listen to me, I can't manage you.
01:04:08He's a weirdo. He won't even react.
01:04:12Let's go.
01:04:13Take him away.
01:04:17Go back to your shoulders.
01:04:19Relax.
01:04:23We'll be back by evening, right?
01:04:26We'll be back by afternoon.
01:04:28Listen.
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:30We're talking about your gym at home.
01:04:32Take your time.
01:04:34I'll see you.
01:04:35Good work, lad.
01:04:36And no cheating. Eat clean.
01:04:37I'll try.
01:04:44Yovash.
01:04:45Where are you?
01:04:46Paliyan.
01:04:47Head to Juho.
01:04:48There's a session with Malaika. I can't go.
01:04:50Oh, done. Great.
01:04:52And Neel.
01:04:53Stop taking photos with her.
01:04:55She's not your client. It's tacky, bro.
01:05:08What?
01:05:34Tell me something.
01:05:36What's a pretty smart corporate consultant like you doing on Tinder?
01:05:41The same thing a cute, polite investment banker like you is doing.
01:05:46Enjoy your drink.
01:05:47Thanks.
01:05:49Do you think I'm cute?
01:05:51I thought if I praise you, it'll be a line of questing.
01:05:55Okay.
01:05:58Can I have your hand?
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:02Just to the right.
01:06:04Perfect.
01:06:16You're an event planner.
01:06:18You have your own company.
01:06:19Your dog's called Jackie.
01:06:20Very imaginative.
01:06:22You wake up at 5 in the morning and run a marathon
01:06:24because apparently you hate having a good time.
01:06:28Yeah, I'm hating this.
01:06:34You're a good listener.
01:06:37I'm a better kisser.
01:06:46Lala, I was thinking I should have one of those bouldering balls on the side.
01:06:51You know, I haven't seen anything like that here.
01:06:54I feel like it could really work.
01:06:58There's no space in Mumbai.
01:06:59There's no space.
01:07:02Did you actually read the PDF I sent you?
01:07:06Of course.
01:07:08There's no space for a wallpaper.
01:07:13No, but...
01:07:23Who are you talking to?
01:07:25Nobody.
01:07:27Oh.
01:07:28By the way, do you come on a lot of dates?
01:07:31You?
01:07:32Not really.
01:07:34In fact, I recently downloaded Tinder.
01:07:37Actually, I just broke up a couple of months back.
01:07:41What happened?
01:07:42Honestly, I don't know.
01:07:45Nothing ever happens.
01:07:46You know?
01:07:48Oh.
01:07:49Nothing ever happens?
01:07:50No, I mean...
01:07:51So did you do anything to reignite it?
01:07:53No, it's not that.
01:07:54Oh no, as you bankers might say, to reposition towards an upward trajectory.
01:07:59Can I get the dessert menu, please?
01:08:19What is that?
01:08:24Did you talk about the gym?
01:08:27Did you use the shower yesterday?
01:08:29Huh?
01:08:31The session was with Malaika.
01:08:32So I had to freshen up.
01:08:34You've done it before.
01:08:35No.
01:08:37Never.
01:08:38I mean, it's written here.
01:08:40Staff not allowed.
01:08:41Strict policy.
01:08:43I'm your personal trainer, man.
01:08:45The society has asked me to fire you for now.
01:08:48I convinced them this time.
01:08:51Please don't cross the line, bro.
01:08:54Let's go.
01:09:07Home early today?
01:09:17What is it?
01:09:18Why don't you knock?
01:09:20What happened?
01:09:21Is it necessary?
01:09:22Just give me some privacy.
01:09:25And please knock!
01:09:27Who cares?
01:09:54Who cares?
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01:10:43Baby, flip your hair back.
01:10:45Amazing.
01:10:46Now show me that sexy jawline.
01:10:48You look like a Victoria's Secret model.
01:10:50Dude, that's hot.
01:10:51Oh, that's really hot.
01:10:53Lift that bottle up.
01:10:54Oh, fuck. You're killing me.
01:10:56You're killing me.
01:10:57Stop it.
01:10:58Look over there and do it.
01:11:00Dude, you look like a fucking mermaid.
01:11:02Take a sip from the bottle.
01:11:03Hold it closer.
01:11:04Give me a second, please.
01:11:07Um, do you want to check this out and then?
01:11:09Sure.
01:11:12Hi.
01:11:14What are you doing here?
01:11:15You weren't picking up the phone.
01:11:17I saw you here on our story.
01:11:19I'm working.
01:11:22What happened?
01:11:23Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
01:11:25Right now?
01:11:28What are you doing here?
01:11:31I'm promoting his gym.
01:11:33Remember?
01:11:35Lala, we're losing light.
01:11:37Coming.
01:11:39You carry on. We'll talk later.
01:11:41I've boosted cells.
01:11:44I'm so sorry, guys.
01:11:45It's okay.
01:11:47Let's go.
01:11:48Let's go.
01:11:53Did you talk to Aashish?
01:11:57Yeah, we're looking at our finances.
01:12:02We've got such a good spot.
01:12:04We'll lose it today.
01:12:05There's a lot of money in the account.
01:12:07You guys are being so stupid.
01:12:09You know what he did, right?
01:12:11Yeah, but you pushed him too, right?
01:12:13It's happened. It's done.
01:12:15You're not going to talk for the rest of your life?
01:12:18I quit my job because of you guys.
01:12:22I know.
01:12:23So drop this shit.
01:12:25Or you tell mom and dad why I'm unemployed.
01:12:29I'll talk to Hammad.
01:12:31What? Say that again?
01:12:33I said I'll talk to Hammad.
01:12:35We're meeting on your birthday anyway.
01:12:37Thank you. Bye.
01:12:39Fight over.
01:12:42Bye.
01:12:45I'll sleep on the couch.
01:12:46Mom and dad will sleep in my room.
01:12:48Please. Ultimately, I'm the one who has to sleep on the couch.
01:12:51Are you going to Simran's place?
01:12:53Yeah.
01:12:55Live in relationship.
01:12:58It's a matter of three days.
01:12:59That's how it is, bro.
01:13:00First three days.
01:13:01Then three months.
01:13:02And then three years.
01:13:05I'm proud of you.
01:13:16I'm proud of you.
01:13:17I'm proud of you.
01:13:18I'm proud of you.
01:13:19I'm proud of you.
01:13:20I'm proud of you.
01:13:21I'm proud of you.
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01:13:23I'm proud of you.
01:13:24I'm proud of you.
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01:13:27I'm proud of you.
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01:13:29I'm proud of you.
01:13:30I'm proud of you.
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01:13:33I'm proud of you.
01:13:34I'm proud of you.
01:13:35I'm proud of you.
01:13:36I'm proud of you.
01:13:37I'm proud of you.
01:13:38I'm proud of you.
01:13:39I'm proud of you.
01:13:40I'm proud of you.
01:13:41I'm proud of you.
01:13:42I'm proud of you.
01:13:43I'm proud of you.
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01:13:48I'm proud of you.
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01:13:53I'm proud of you.
01:13:54I'm proud of you.
01:13:55I'm proud of you.
01:13:56I'm proud of you.
01:13:57I'm proud of you.
01:13:58I'm proud of you.
01:13:59I'm proud of you.
01:14:00I'm proud of you.
01:14:01I'm proud of you.
01:14:02I'm proud of you.
01:14:03I'm proud of you.
01:14:04I'm proud of you.
01:14:05I'm proud of you.
01:14:06I'm proud of you.
01:14:07I'm proud of you.
01:14:08I'm proud of you.
01:14:09I'm proud of you.
01:14:10I like you too.
01:14:12I like you too.
01:14:39It's got me.
01:14:40Thank God we've reached.
01:14:44Son, please.
01:14:46Turn on the AC.
01:14:47Mom, we've just reached.
01:14:48Can you give me one minute?
01:14:49Yeah, but this sweaty heat is just intolerable.
01:14:53Yes, mom.
01:14:54I called you here to torture you.
01:15:11She's a lovely girl.
01:15:14Want to do an item?
01:15:16Who says item, bro?
01:15:18I'm not your bro.
01:15:19I'm your dad.
01:15:21Yeah, item.
01:15:22Is she your girlfriend?
01:15:25I don't know.
01:15:29Is she enough?
01:15:31I don't know.
01:15:32I don't know.
01:15:33I don't know.
01:15:35I don't know.
01:15:36I don't know.
01:15:37I don't know.
01:15:38I don't know.
01:15:39Is she enough?
01:15:42I'm happy, Iman.
01:15:44It's very beneficial for therapy.
01:15:48I thought you'd never be able to trust anyone.
01:15:51And that too only because of me.
01:15:55I should have protected you.
01:15:57Dad, will you ease on the arm?
01:16:09I'm sorry.
01:16:34Is the zoom call done?
01:16:35Yes.
01:16:36No, no, no, no, please!
01:16:37No!
01:16:38Okay, I've made butter chicken and kebabs.
01:16:40Hmm.
01:16:41Where is the vegetarian or what?
01:16:42Hmm.
01:17:00Hello?
01:17:01Happy birthday.
01:17:03You know it's tomorrow.
01:17:05I'll call you again tomorrow.
01:17:08So, what did you see?
01:17:10Chill.
01:17:11Dinner at Izumi.
01:17:12Izumi?
01:17:15That was our spot, huh?
01:17:18Who are you going with?
01:17:20Why?
01:17:21Why do you want to know?
01:17:23I just...
01:17:30A toast.
01:17:32To all of you.
01:17:33You've been with us since boarding school,
01:17:35and now...
01:17:36business partners.
01:17:38Always stay together like this.
01:17:39Be happy.
01:17:40To your friendship.
01:17:41To the Jungle Jam.
01:17:42To the Jungle Jam.
01:17:44And to my...
01:17:45Cheers!
01:17:46Cheers.
01:17:47Wish you all lots of happiness,
01:17:49lots of success.
01:17:51Hmm.
01:17:53Thank you, son.
01:17:55It's damn good, no?
01:17:56Butter chicken is amazing.
01:17:57Mom, you need to figure how to get it here.
01:17:59So, learn it.
01:18:00Teach Iman how to make it.
01:18:01Wow!
01:18:02Who sent this?
01:18:03Red Roses, right?
01:18:07Just from Rohan.
01:18:10Sweet of him.
01:18:14Why is he sending Red Roses now?
01:18:16He broke up with you, no?
01:18:19He freaked out.
01:18:21He thought we were getting engaged,
01:18:22but he wasn't ready for the wedding.
01:18:25And this new girl is just a rebound.
01:18:27But you're intelligent.
01:18:28You're intelligent too.
01:18:30Why are you taking the pressure of this wedding?
01:18:35There's so much to do in life.
01:18:39Getting married won't be a miracle.
01:18:42What do you mean?
01:18:43You're not happy with dad?
01:18:47No, it's...
01:18:48It's not that.
01:18:52I'm just bored.
01:18:59Oh!
01:19:03Oh!
01:19:07Oh!
01:19:11So, basically you've dated all of them?
01:19:13Yes.
01:19:14I'm a con artist, right?
01:19:21They're beautiful.
01:19:23Thanks.
01:19:28You're welcome.
01:19:35But there's a strange emptiness too.
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:39It's the digital age.
01:19:41It just feels more connected.
01:19:44But maybe we weren't this alone before.
01:19:49Ahana's calling.
01:19:51I'll call her back.
01:19:58Okay.
01:20:14Are you still on Tinder?
01:20:22I was going to delete it.
01:20:25You were seeing other people.
01:20:32I'm sorry.
01:20:33Obviously, it's wrong.
01:20:34I don't think I can do this.
01:20:38I want to be with someone who wants to be with me.
01:20:45I don't want to think about what's what.
01:20:47I'm not 25.
01:20:48But I want to be with you.
01:20:51You don't know what you want.
01:20:55Listen, this is just stupid, okay?
01:20:57It doesn't mean anything.
01:20:58Then why are you doing this?
01:21:07You need to leave.
01:21:25I'm sorry.
01:21:38Ahana.
01:21:41Where were you?
01:21:43We're getting late.
01:21:45Ayesha, music.
01:21:46I'm sorry.
01:21:53Why don't you come with us?
01:21:54Richie will like it.
01:21:56I won't need an off.
01:21:58There's nothing going on at the gym anyway.
01:22:01There is.
01:22:04You're looking handsome.
01:22:07When are you all leaving?
01:22:09The train leaves day after tomorrow.
01:22:11The train again?
01:22:13Why aren't you all flying?
01:22:14What's the difference in the price?
01:22:16Hey.
01:22:17We're going to this compartment.
01:22:19It's okay.
01:22:20You think it's okay?
01:22:21You asked mama.
01:22:23I don't have a problem.
01:22:24Thank you.
01:22:25Thank you.
01:22:28What will happen if you spend a little?
01:22:30How long will you stay like this?
01:22:33Why?
01:22:35What don't we have?
01:22:43Nothing.
01:22:46You have nothing.
01:22:47You don't have a life.
01:22:50You're driving the same old car.
01:22:51You're living in the same old house.
01:22:55You remember the last time you took mama out for dinner?
01:23:04I'll be late.
01:23:05I have the keys.
01:23:13The number you're trying to reach is busy at the moment.
01:23:17Please try again later.
01:23:22Hey Lala, where are you?
01:23:24Do I pick you up or not?
01:23:26Just let me know, okay?
01:23:37Wow.
01:23:38How did you steal that sari?
01:23:39Wow.
01:23:40How did you steal that sari?
01:23:42Heaven.
01:23:45What's up, bro?
01:23:47Same shit, bro.
01:23:51Very fake.
01:23:52Start again.
01:23:54Shots.
01:23:56You look nice.
01:23:57Thanks.
01:23:58There you go.
01:24:05Yeah.
01:24:06Cheers.
01:24:07Cheers.
01:24:14I'm going to the bathroom.
01:24:16Please try not to kill each other.
01:24:17Okay?
01:24:22So.
01:24:24Hey.
01:24:25Come outside.
01:24:26The one at the back.
01:24:27Yeah.
01:24:28Yeah.
01:24:29Okay, I'll see you there.
01:24:32Simran.
01:24:33No.
01:24:34Tinder date.
01:24:35You got the Tinder date on A.I.SHA's Sangeet?
01:24:37Yeah, so?
01:24:42Nothing much.
01:24:43I'm just surprised you're still on Tinder.
01:24:44Why?
01:24:45I'm a sex addict, right?
01:24:48Um, Imad?
01:24:49Hey.
01:24:50Hi.
01:24:51You finally made it.
01:24:52Of course.
01:24:53I had such high hopes.
01:25:06Hmm.
01:25:07Hmm.
01:25:34So.
01:25:35What have you been up to?
01:25:38Listen.
01:25:41I'm sorry.
01:26:01Let's get a drink?
01:26:08Let's get many.
01:26:23Do you remember this song?
01:26:25Obviously.
01:26:28Let's dance?
01:26:37Let's go.
01:27:07Let's go.
01:27:22Hi, my cuties.
01:27:23Lala's back.
01:27:25And so is the Sangeet.
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01:30:09Like the flowers...
01:30:10Lalah?
01:30:11Neer?
01:30:12What the hell?
01:30:13Yeah.
01:30:15What the hell, man?
01:30:18You were supposed to come with me to the party last night.
01:30:20You just ghosted me.
01:30:21I didn�t ghost you.
01:30:22Have you been through all all this?
01:30:30I was just going to talk to you.
01:30:32It just kind of happened.
01:30:34It just happened and you've started posting posts?
01:30:37With hearts on them?
01:30:40You kissed him, Lala?
01:31:00Will you say something or not?
01:31:09Let's talk now.
01:31:11What do you want to talk about?
01:31:13I know that Kartik is a rich man.
01:31:15His family has distilleries all over India.
01:31:18And he's great for your profile, right?
01:31:20He's the one, right?
01:31:22We're not a couple, Neel.
01:31:24Look at me.
01:31:29No, listen. Look at me.
01:31:31What am I?
01:31:33Why did you ask me to stay over all the time?
01:31:36You took me to Maldives with you?
01:31:38Why did you invite my friends to your birthday party?
01:31:41What was all that?
01:31:43I asked you to stay over because I get bored alone.
01:31:55I took you to Maldives because you're my trainer.
01:31:59And I met your friends because you were after me.
01:32:07I really like you, Neel, but...
01:32:09I mean...
01:32:12But Kartik has bought you.
01:32:18You don't get to judge me.
01:32:20What do you know about me?
01:32:22Go and explain your immorality to someone else.
01:32:25If you were in my place, you would've done exactly the same.
01:32:29Fuck!
01:32:41Rohan?
01:33:11Please call back.
01:33:13I love you.
01:33:39You've got me.
01:33:43You've got me.
01:34:13You've got me.
01:34:15You've got me.
01:34:42Congratulations. You were right.
01:34:46She's always been honest with me.
01:34:51I couldn't do that much for her.
01:34:57It's done.
01:34:59It's all over.
01:35:09What do you want?
01:35:12I want to talk to her.
01:35:16I want to tell her that I...
01:35:21I'm not okay.
01:35:30I have a problem.
01:35:42I have a problem.
01:35:55What happened with Lala?
01:35:59Nothing.
01:36:01Nothing?
01:36:03She's complained about you.
01:36:05She says she needs another trainer.
01:36:07Something must've happened.
01:36:09Something must've happened.
01:36:12Look, Harsh.
01:36:14Lala and me, it's a bit complicated.
01:36:16This won't work, bro.
01:36:18Dude, it's not my fault.
01:36:19I don't want to know.
01:36:22You're out.
01:36:26Look.
01:36:28This could be a huge issue for Jim.
01:36:31I'm sorry, bro.
01:36:39I'm sorry.
01:37:09I'm sorry.
01:37:19My name is Lakshmi Lalwani.
01:37:21A.K.A. Lala.
01:37:23My job is to influence you.
01:37:26To tell you how to look.
01:37:28What to eat.
01:37:29Where to go.
01:37:31And your job is to look at me.
01:37:33And keep thinking, I wish your life was like mine.
01:37:39I have a problem.
01:37:40All of this is fake.
01:37:42The clothes I wear are not mine.
01:37:45The hotels I go to, I didn't book them.
01:37:49I have more than a million followers because I buy followers.
01:37:53Look at that beautiful nose I have.
01:37:55Of course.
01:37:56I got it photoshopped.
01:37:58I put filters on my face.
01:38:00Not the beauty products I'm selling you.
01:38:03Because you're the consumer.
01:38:05I'm just an ad.
01:38:07A walking billboard.
01:38:10I don't love you.
01:38:11I thank you.
01:38:12Because I get paid because of you.
01:38:15I flirt with you so that you follow me.
01:38:17Think about me.
01:38:19And you can't do anything else but think.
01:38:21Because I'm just your dream.
01:38:23And you're not rich enough to make me your reality.
01:38:37Ahana's farewell is over.
01:38:39When did you leave the palace?
01:38:40When Ahana offers me a job.
01:38:44Go easy, bro.
01:38:46After the music, Rohan and I took the same room.
01:38:49What?
01:38:51And he disappeared before I woke up.
01:38:59I'm sorry.
01:39:01I'm sorry.
01:39:03I'm sorry.
01:39:05I'm sorry.
01:39:08It's his birthday, right?
01:39:13Sure.
01:39:16Brunch with baby.
01:39:18Birthday week.
01:39:21Let it go, Ahana.
01:39:24Seriously, he's an asshole.
01:39:31Where are you going?
01:39:33Ahana!
01:39:37Ahana!
01:39:40Come in, I guess.
01:39:57Ahana!
01:39:58Hi.
01:39:59Hi!
01:40:00What's up?
01:40:01How are you? What's up?
01:40:02Doing good.
01:40:03Hi, how are you?
01:40:04Hi, hi.
01:40:05How are you?
01:40:06Good. Where are you coming from, babe?
01:40:08Work.
01:40:09Sure.
01:40:10Work.
01:40:12Cute.
01:40:14Happy birthday, Rohan.
01:40:17Thank you.
01:40:20How did you surprise me?
01:40:22You surprised me too.
01:40:24With their music.
01:40:26I thought I'd return the favor.
01:40:29Hi, I'm Tanya.
01:40:32Ahana.
01:40:34Hello.
01:40:36Can I get you something to drink?
01:40:40Champagne would be great.
01:40:42Sure.
01:40:45Does she work at your house?
01:40:47Why are you doing this?
01:40:49Huh?
01:40:50Let me think.
01:40:51You slept with me.
01:40:53And then you blocked me.
01:40:55And then you went for waffles with babies.
01:40:57Should I diss you, Rohan?
01:40:59Why can't I speak?
01:41:04Vimal.
01:41:05Hey, Ayesha, what's up?
01:41:06You could've called.
01:41:08You've blocked me.
01:41:10Ahana.
01:41:11Can we talk tomorrow, please?
01:41:13Why did he hook up with me?
01:41:17I don't know what happened.
01:41:18Maybe your friends know.
01:41:19Ask them.
01:41:20No, no, no.
01:41:21I wanted it to be close.
01:41:23Okay?
01:41:24If everything ends so suddenly...
01:41:26Ends?
01:41:27You ended it, you piece of shit.
01:41:29But we didn't even say goodbye to each other properly.
01:41:32Because you lied.
01:41:34That you just wanted a break.
01:41:36Is this the way to say goodbye?
01:41:38Is that why you were texting me, Rohan?
01:41:40I just want us to be friends, okay?
01:41:43Is this how you talk to your friends?
01:41:45Hi, baby. You look so hot.
01:41:47Rohan.
01:41:48I was praising you, okay?
01:41:50What can I do if you feel bad?
01:41:52I didn't feel bad.
01:41:53You flirted with me and I flirted back and we hooked up.
01:41:56I'm sorry.
01:41:58I feel like shit about it.
01:42:01You feel like shit?
01:42:02I feel like shit since we broke up.
01:42:04What does it matter to you?
01:42:05Of course it matters.
01:42:06But were you happy?
01:42:07When?
01:42:08I saw your pose.
01:42:09You even went on a date, right?
01:42:11You moved on.
01:42:13Just admit it.
01:42:14It wasn't a date.
01:42:15I was just acting.
01:42:17Every day, your super happy life.
01:42:20Your perfect girlfriend.
01:42:21I'm fed up, Rohan.
01:42:22Then don't look.
01:42:23Why are you looking?
01:42:24I don't know.
01:42:26I don't know. I can't stop.
01:42:30I just wanted your attention, Rohan.
01:42:38Wow.
01:42:46I'm so stupid.
01:42:50I thought my self worth depends on an asshole like you.
01:42:53Ask him where that music night was.
01:42:56Ana, what the hell?
01:43:23No.
01:43:28No.
01:43:52Ana.
01:44:04Ana.
01:44:16It's okay.
01:44:19Let's go home.
01:44:23Fuck.
01:44:28That was a bitch move, Ana.
01:44:31Iman.
01:44:32Is this how you talk?
01:44:34What will you do?
01:44:36Iman, leave it, please.
01:44:37Stop it. Stop it, guys.
01:44:38Iman, stop it.
01:44:39You're fucking mad.
01:44:40What are you doing, Rohan?
01:44:41Why are you touching me?
01:44:42Iman, leave it.
01:44:43Rohan, what are you doing?
01:44:45Iman, stop it.
01:44:46What are you doing?
01:44:48Iman, stop it.
01:44:50Rohan, get off me.
01:44:52Rohan, stop it.
01:44:53You're hurting him.
01:45:17Are you okay?
01:45:18Yeah.
01:45:19Broke my nose, Ana.
01:45:20Look what I do.
01:45:22That was a bitch move, man.
01:45:27Let's get out of here.
01:45:32You too.
01:45:33Huh?
01:45:34Timing, huh?
01:45:35You should have given it once.
01:45:36Birthday bums.
01:45:38You should have given it once like me.
01:45:50Neel!
01:45:52Did you see Lala's page?
01:45:55What happened?
01:45:57Look at Lala's page.
01:45:58She's getting bullied.
01:46:01Look at what he's saying.
01:46:02She's photoshopped her images.
01:46:04Apparently, she's done her lips.
01:46:07Shit.
01:46:08Obviously, someone has hacked it.
01:46:10Who does that?
01:46:12And now everyone is after it.
01:46:13Look at this.
01:46:15Lightened skin.
01:46:16Social climber.
01:46:17Sellout.
01:46:18This is horrible, dude.
01:46:20Nose job.
01:46:22Nagpur's call centre accent.
01:46:28Neel, call him.
01:46:30He should complain.
01:46:31This is messed up.
01:46:36Neel?
01:46:40What happened?
01:46:45I hacked his account.
01:46:49What?
01:46:52I posted the first post.
01:46:54Why?
01:47:02She has complained about me to Harsh.
01:47:05She threw me out of the gym.
01:47:08You guys broke up.
01:47:10She cheated on me.
01:47:14She didn't have the things she wanted.
01:47:16So she found someone else.
01:47:19She put up a story kissing that guy while I was...
01:47:22Neel, I'm sorry you felt bad.
01:47:25But that doesn't mean you should take revenge.
01:47:28I can't believe you would do this, Neel.
01:47:48I'm sorry.
01:47:55What you have...
01:47:58Maybe he doesn't see it.
01:48:02And neither do you.
01:48:04That's the problem.
01:48:14Yeah.
01:48:18I'm sorry.
01:48:48I'm sorry.
01:49:01Lala.
01:49:02I hacked your account yesterday.
01:49:05I posted that post in your name.
01:49:08I violated your privacy.
01:49:12I wanted to humiliate you.
01:49:14I just wanted to shame you.
01:49:16But what happened after that...
01:49:18I'm just ashamed of myself.
01:49:21I don't have an answer to why I did all this.
01:49:26Except that I wasn't happy with myself.
01:49:31I could only see flaws in myself.
01:49:35I just kept thinking about what wasn't there.
01:49:38All that I have...
01:49:40I never saw it.
01:49:42Nor did I value it.
01:49:46I'd forgotten to be grateful.
01:49:51I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala.
01:49:54I've crossed the line.
01:49:56And I'm ready for whatever comes next.
01:50:02But I want to tell you and everyone else...
01:50:05That what I wrote...
01:50:07Showed more of my reality.
01:50:10Less of yours.
01:50:12Truly sorry to have hurt you.
01:50:14Truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala.
01:50:16Neel Parrera.
01:50:23Dating apps should have made life easier.
01:50:25But it's even more difficult to meet someone.
01:50:28Because now we reject people on a superficial level.
01:50:32I don't want to date somebody named Jignesh.
01:50:35Is he an investment banker?
01:50:37No, no, no. She'll keep saying...
01:50:38Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks.
01:50:40Please read the offer document carefully before committing.
01:50:45And in this world of easy judgements and shallow connections...
01:50:48I finally managed to find someone.
01:50:50Somebody I could trust.
01:50:52Maybe fall in love with.
01:50:55Thank you, thank you.
01:50:56And in classic Imaad style, I completely screwed it up.
01:50:59For the first time, I was feeling good.
01:51:01I was feeling comfortable with someone.
01:51:03And my heart said...
01:51:04It's been a long time since I enjoyed Arijit Singh's songs.
01:51:07Seriously, if I've had a long-term, consistent relationship with anyone...
01:51:12It's my therapist.
01:51:15My therapist asked me...
01:51:17Imaad, when was the last time you had an intimate relationship?
01:51:21I was like...
01:51:23Last night?
01:51:25It was very intimate.
01:51:27And she was like...
01:51:28Imaad, this is my therapy clinic.
01:51:30Not Coffee with Karan.
01:51:33I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
01:51:35I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
01:51:39And for the first time in my life, being a comedian...
01:51:42I didn't have any comeback.
01:51:49Emotional intimacy.
01:51:54I feel that if I open up more than people...
01:51:57They'll judge me and leave.
01:51:59So before they leave me, I'll leave them.
01:52:01I'll leave them.
01:52:03In the end, I'm the loser.
01:52:04But my ego stays high.
01:52:09I've been living alone since childhood.
01:52:12I was 9 years old when my mom passed away.
01:52:14Then dad decided that...
01:52:15He won't spend the rest of his life alone.
01:52:17So every evening, he'd either chill with Mr. Johnny Walker...
01:52:21Or with some old monk.
01:52:25This was his version of therapy.
01:52:26Cheap and bottle-tick-out.
01:52:31Sometimes, his business partner used to come over for drinks.
01:52:35One night, dad's therapy got a little too much.
01:52:38And he went to sleep.
01:52:40His business partner came to me...
01:52:42And he offered me chocolates.
01:52:44Now, for a 10-year-old kid, getting chocolates...
01:52:47Is like winning the KBC.
01:52:52He asked me where the washroom was.
01:52:56I took him there.
01:52:58And suddenly, he took me inside.
01:53:02And before I could understand what was happening to me...
01:53:07It happened again.
01:53:12One more time.
01:53:14One more night.
01:53:19More chocolates.
01:53:23And gradually, the wrappers started piling up.
01:53:32I know what you're thinking.
01:53:34Mom loves chocolates.
01:53:36She can do anything for her.
01:53:41When my dad saw the chocolates, he asked...
01:53:43Son, these are very expensive chocolates.
01:53:45I said, yeah, dad.
01:53:47You have no idea.
01:53:50What did I tell him?
01:53:52Business partner is mixing business with pleasure.
01:54:02What happened?
01:54:03Don't be awkward.
01:54:04You can laugh.
01:54:06If you laugh, my show will be ruined.
01:54:09And now, I can't even eat chocolates to cheer myself up.
01:54:21Intimacy.
01:54:23Intimacy.
01:54:24Intimacy.
01:54:26Intimacy.
01:54:31For the past 15 years, I've had only one aim in life.
01:54:35That no one should know my truth.
01:54:40No one saw it.
01:54:42That's why I hid it and came here.
01:54:45And whatever I thought was right for it, I did.
01:54:47I lied sometimes.
01:54:49I ruined relationships.
01:54:51I cracked stupid jokes.
01:54:53To avoid the truth.
01:54:57I didn't even tell my friends about it.
01:55:01I thought it was my fault.
01:55:06That night,
01:55:10what could a 10-year-old do?
01:55:13He could have shouted.
01:55:16He could have stopped me.
01:55:17He could have run away.
01:55:18He could have.
01:55:22And since then, I've been running away.
01:55:30But not anymore.
01:55:34I've spent 15 years of my life with this shit.
01:55:39I'm done.
01:55:48Tonight, I'm taking control of my life back in my hands.
01:55:54And there can't be a better place to say this.
01:55:58Because if I regret telling you this, I can always say,
01:56:01it was a joke.
01:56:19I love you.
01:56:21I love you.
01:56:23I love you.
01:56:25I love you.
01:56:27I love you.
01:56:29I love you.
01:56:31I love you.
01:56:33I love you.
01:56:35I love you.
01:56:48I love you.
01:56:50I love you.
01:56:52I love you.
01:56:54I love you.
01:56:56I love you.
01:56:58I love you.
01:57:00I love you.
01:57:02I love you.
01:57:04I love you.
01:57:06I love you.
01:57:08I love you.
01:57:10I love you.
01:57:12I love you.
01:57:14I love you.
01:57:16I love you.
01:57:18I love you.
01:57:20It's 31st of December.
01:57:22I'm a little older now.
01:57:24And I've matured a lot.
01:57:26I've understood that like every drug addict,
01:57:29you don't have to run after the problem drug.
01:57:31You have to run away from the reality.
01:57:34I was so lost in looking at the screen,
01:57:37that I stopped looking inside myself.
01:57:39And because today is the day to start anew,
01:57:42let's reboot.
01:57:43Let's reboot.
01:57:47Resolution 1.
01:57:50Put your phone down,
01:57:52and look up.
01:57:57Look at life with your eyes.
01:58:02Because life is meant to be lived.
01:58:04Without filters,
01:58:06without lenses.
01:58:08Resolution 2.
01:58:11Take it easy.
01:58:13Keep it real.
01:58:15You don't need much to be happy.
01:58:19Because when you come close to your truth,
01:58:22only then will people be able to come close to you.
01:58:38Resolution 3.
01:58:40Stop the comparisons.
01:58:42There's no one like you,
01:58:44and you don't need to be like anyone else.
01:58:59You are you.
01:59:01Your future is better than you.
01:59:08Resolution 4.
01:59:10Be grateful.
01:59:14Say,
01:59:16thank you.
01:59:18With all your heart,
01:59:20every day.