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00:00Honey, I'm about to order. Do you want your usual?
00:07Hallie, I just met this guy and I don't know, it was something.
00:14Thank you. That was really nice.
00:17I'm happy too.
00:19I'm sorry my life is a disaster right now.
00:22Might be turning the corner. You just met me.
00:26I'm Ben.
00:28I'm Bea.
00:29Hallie, I don't know. This guy is fucking great.
00:32Why do you have a giant wrench?
00:34Okay, it wouldn't be a suitcase. It would be a carry-on.
00:37Because you're zero feet tall.
00:39My mom gave me that.
00:41She said no matter how broken something is, there's always a way to fix it.
00:45He asked me out and then I kind of asked him out.
00:48And then we just walked around the city and we fell asleep talking.
00:51I left before you could wake up.
00:54I don't know why. Why did I?
00:58No way. You cooked?
01:01That girl you blew me off for stayed over?
01:06Ben!
01:08This is Ben. We all grew up together.
01:13About fucking time, man. My boy's in love.
01:16Fuck that. I couldn't get her out of here fast enough.
01:19Hey.
01:20Yeah. You two know each other?
01:23Yeah, we met.
01:25Barely.
01:26This girl's a disaster.
01:28She's a nothing?
01:33Door's that way if you're looking to sneak out. I know that's your thing.
01:37Well, I am a disaster.
01:43I'm gonna get a drink and toast to never seeing you again.
01:46Cheers to that, bro.
01:49How crazy is it that we're on the same plane?
01:51Don't think there's thousands of flights flying to Sydney every day.
01:53Oh, there's quite a few, actually.
01:55You want anything from the front of the boat?
01:57Hot cookie, eye mask, pajamas?
02:00Last ten years of your life?
02:01No, thank you. I'm all good on creatine and small dick insecurity.
02:05Nothing small about me.
02:07What the fuck?
02:12Are you guys made up?
02:13All good.
02:14I'm fine if he just stays away from me.
02:16Don't need an invitation for that.
02:17I think you do if you're like, you can't leave me alone.
02:19Same reason I slowed down at a car crash.
02:24What's going on over there?
02:25That's Bonnie's cousin.
02:26She visited the States a few years back.
02:28They dated.
02:29No biggie.
02:30Broke up with him.
02:31Crushed his heart.
02:33No way, that man does not have a heart.
02:40Wait, no props?
02:41Oh, who cares? No one can see us.
02:43Cheaters are shocking.
02:44Says the woman who cheated on her fiancé.
02:45We were on a break, asshole.
02:47You're either broken up for good or you're cheating.
02:49Either way, someone's lying to someone.
02:50Do you know Bea's been in love with Ben since the first night they met?
02:56What's up?
02:57Oh, God.
03:01Why is he fighting with her?
03:03Well, because he likes her.
03:05And I know that Bea likes Ben.
03:09You know, maybe we should do it.
03:11Just tell everyone we're together.
03:12What?
03:13Hey, you.
03:18Oh, God, they got to you, too.
03:20What?
03:21Did you just overhear Holly and Claudia say how much I like you?
03:26No.
03:27They're trying to get us together.
03:29No way.
03:30There's no way we can convince anyone we actually like each other.
03:33Yeah, you're right.
03:34I know.
03:35We're coming.
03:36We're coming.
03:37Jinx, you owe me a toast.
03:40You know, I still think about that night we spent together.
03:42Shut up.
03:43No, I'm serious.
03:46You know, this could be kind of fun.
03:49We're at a wedding a million miles away from home.
03:54Who knows what could happen under the cover of a masquerade on that night at your place.
03:59No matter how it ended, it was still pretty amazing.
04:04Hey.
04:05Convincing enough?
04:07This can't be that hard.
04:08It's harder than you think.
04:09My parents don't even believe it yet.
04:10You told them five seconds ago.
04:12They know I would never go out with a guy like you.
04:15Uh, Ben?
04:16Meet Jonathan.
04:18Oh, hey, man.
04:19I'm Ben.
04:20Hey.
04:21Oh, Pete and Claudia's friend, right?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Also friends with B.
04:24I totally forgot to tell you, but I'm with Ben.
04:29Let's just be affectionate.
04:31I know it's a foreign concept for you.
04:33I can be affectionate.
04:35I'll affectionate the shit out of you.
04:39Wow.
04:41This is just so romantic.
04:44How long have you and that guy Ben been...
04:47It's kind of new.
04:49Well, not like new new, but new-ish.
04:52Well, I think he seems great.
04:55Was that bullshit about your mom?
04:57What?
04:58The story about the giant wrench.
05:00I thought it might have been a lie and you'd tell all your one night nothings.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:07And it wasn't a lie.
05:12Thanks for being so nice to my dad.
05:17I was thinking of going for a bit of a run later.
05:20Do you want to join?
05:23I'm actually going on a bike ride with B, so I don't think I can.
05:27She's a little sweet on you, hey?
05:29But you caught that.
05:32Tonight's the rehearsal dinner, so we have to do something that makes it look like you're into me, but you're not into me.
05:36And I'm into you, but you can tell by my face that it's never going to mount.
05:40Get it together, Ben.
05:46Game on.
05:48Can you even dance?
05:52Titanic me.
05:54No, that is so lame.
05:56Exactly.
05:58The only people who would do something this lame are the ones who know how lame it is, but are in the first stages of liking each other, so they're totally comfortable in their mutual lameness.
06:09Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:12This is never going to work.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:21Thanks for kind of saving me, though.
06:23It was fun.
06:25Stupid, but fun.
06:26Well, that's the best kind.
06:29There's nothing more romantic than jumping in to save me.
06:33Yeah, well, Jonathan didn't do it, that's for sure.
06:36No, no, no, it's hot.
06:40It was the first time in my life that I felt fire and I had to blow it out.
06:45I know a little bit about that.
06:49I was really hurt when you left, so I said all that terrible stuff about you to Pete.
06:55It's not how I felt.
06:59Look at us.
07:02Just a couple of fucked up people floating in the middle of the harbor.
07:12Nothing else matters when it comes to love.
07:16We could use a bit of that right now.
07:22Anytime something gets real, you run away, call yourself a fuckboy, make an excuse, and you just move on to the next.
07:29It's Pete.
07:36So you and Ben aren't serious?
07:38What?
07:40No, no, it's just, we're just situationally together.
07:54I can't believe you.
07:56You told him I quit school?
07:57No, I didn't.
07:58When you told Pete, Pete told us.
08:04Guys, I am so sorry, but your plan is all ruined.
08:07We are not together.
08:08We were faking it the whole time.
08:13She said you were just situational.
08:17She said that?
08:24I haven't seen her.
08:25I haven't seen her.
08:26She, uh...
08:27She went on a walk a while ago.
08:29After she saw you kissing Margaret.
08:35Good God, man, go get her.
08:37Scour the city block by block, scan the grid.
08:39First north, south, then east, west.
08:41Leo, I know exactly where she is.
08:50Why did you leave?
08:53I thought you were gonna regret it.
08:55And I couldn't face the idea of losing someone else that I...
08:59I really loved.
09:04Last night was the first thing I haven't regretted in a long time.
09:12I love the way we fight.
09:14I love how smart you are.
09:16I love the weird way you stick your hands down my pants.
09:21So are you gonna kiss me now?