Kho Gaye Hum Kahan 2023 Hindi Movie
Kho Gaye Hum Kahan 2023 Hindi Movie
Transcript
00:00:00Good day.
00:00:01Thank you.
00:00:06How was mass?
00:00:07It was fine.
00:00:11It got over?
00:00:12Yes.
00:00:13I just ordered it.
00:00:15It's 8,000.
00:00:16You guys should have checked the bill.
00:00:18Someone has to check the bills.
00:00:2112 egg whites every day, salmon.
00:00:24Isn't that enough protein?
00:00:25So I paid for it.
00:00:26I don't pay for everyone else.
00:00:28That's what you want.
00:00:29Can I have a breakfast in peace?
00:00:30All I want is for you to save your money.
00:00:32And 20 pair of shoes.
00:00:34Why do you have it?
00:00:35I need proper sneakers.
00:00:37Your generation doesn't know what you need and what you want.
00:00:40Get me a t-shirt, socks.
00:00:41The expenses of the house...
00:00:51I don't know why you're upset with me.
00:00:53What have I done?
00:00:55Have I done anything?
00:00:57We're not fighting for the first time.
00:00:59And not for the last time either.
00:01:01So can you please just tell me,
00:01:03what's the point of taking a break?
00:01:05Just don't say that you're bored of me.
00:01:07Or that you want someone else.
00:01:10I don't understand what you want.
00:01:12What are you looking for?
00:01:15What we have is precious, Rohan.
00:01:17I don't know when we stopped talking.
00:01:21Please call me.
00:01:23I'll wait.
00:01:28Hold my hand,
00:01:29because I'm taking you and me
00:01:31to La La Land.
00:01:33I'm Lala.
00:01:34But of course you know that.
00:01:36And today I've brought you all
00:01:38to sunny, gorgeous
00:01:40Maldives.
00:01:41To celebrate you guys.
00:01:43All one million of you.
00:01:46So let's dance,
00:01:47shake a hip,
00:01:48run on the sand,
00:01:49take a dip in the pool.
00:01:50Because life is La La La.
00:01:53At the beautiful Maldives Sea Villa.
00:01:57Why is she getting a free vacation?
00:02:00She has a million followers, bro.
00:02:02Wear a bikini,
00:02:03the guys will follow you.
00:02:05Just shut up, man.
00:02:07She's an influencer.
00:02:08Who's getting influenced
00:02:09by this inflatable horse?
00:02:11It works, dude.
00:02:12People don't know that it's all sponsored.
00:02:14The hotels, trips, right?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:17She's a marketing genius.
00:02:18What?
00:02:19Looks like the next
00:02:20Mean Parallel Rom-Com
00:02:21is going to be released.
00:02:22Come on guys, grow up.
00:02:24She's my client.
00:02:25Oh, she's your client.
00:02:26You went to the Maldives with her, right?
00:02:28Yeah, so?
00:02:29To pick up her stuff?
00:02:31I went to train.
00:02:32You went to train?
00:02:33Why didn't you take a selfie with her?
00:02:35Yeah, she's your client, right?
00:02:37Yeah, so is it necessary
00:02:38to post every life update?
00:02:40She's a little shady.
00:02:41She's very shady.
00:02:44Okay, fine.
00:02:45Fine?
00:02:46Yeah, what?
00:02:47Fine.
00:02:48Fine what?
00:02:49What fine?
00:02:50It's more than that.
00:02:51I knew it.
00:02:53Since when?
00:02:54It's been a while.
00:02:55It's been a few months.
00:02:56You've been hiding it for months?
00:02:59No one should find out.
00:03:01Who do you think we are?
00:03:02Bro, her followers should think
00:03:04she's single and attainable.
00:03:06We're not her followers.
00:03:08You're still not following her?
00:03:10We're your friends.
00:03:12Behave like a friend.
00:03:14Just give me some privacy.
00:03:15Imad, give him privacy.
00:03:17Privacy.
00:03:18Privacy.
00:03:19Okay, privacy.
00:03:20I'm a couple.
00:03:21I have privacy.
00:03:22Privacy.
00:03:23Privacy.
00:03:30Sorry, sorry.
00:03:33Seriously bro,
00:03:34this AI shit could end careers.
00:03:36Yours will end,
00:03:37but mine isn't even starting.
00:03:39It'll happen.
00:03:41You'll be fine.
00:03:42You're the man.
00:03:43You're good.
00:03:45Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
00:03:46These days you need to have your own brand
00:03:48and for that you need celebrity clients.
00:03:50I do.
00:03:51Lala.
00:03:52Today Lala,
00:03:53tomorrow Lolo,
00:03:54then Bebo,
00:03:55then Saif.
00:04:01But seriously,
00:04:02I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
00:04:06I want to open my own gym.
00:04:09That'll be a game changer.
00:04:10Then open it.
00:04:12Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:04:14I have 28,000 rupees in my account.
00:04:15I'll open two branches this week.
00:04:16What do you say?
00:04:17Shit.
00:04:19Dude,
00:04:20even I don't know what I'm doing.
00:04:22Let's do one thing.
00:04:23Let's try for 20 years.
00:04:25If nothing happens,
00:04:26Ana will come to support us.
00:04:28I'm sure she's already planning for it.
00:04:31The excuse is sorted.
00:04:34What are you doing with Rohan?
00:04:37Rohan needs a break.
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I didn't say anything.
00:04:41You didn't say anything.
00:04:44Rohan needs a break from Ana.
00:04:47Cuts.
00:04:48I know.
00:04:50Cuts.
00:04:52Bottoms up!
00:05:17What are you doing?
00:05:40Why did Rohan upload a picture of a cake in the morning?
00:05:43What?
00:05:44That's a cupcake.
00:05:46It's the same thing, right?
00:05:47Wait a second. How is it the same thing?
00:05:48Bro, a cupcake is part of the cake family.
00:05:50So what?
00:05:51Cupcakes have their own identity, right?
00:05:53They have their own identity.
00:05:54No, you'll call a pastry a cake?
00:05:56Are you crazy?
00:05:57You'll call a pastry a pastry?
00:05:58Are you crazy?
00:05:59If I put up a picture of Halcyon, a dog won't be able to write it.
00:06:00You idiot!
00:06:01You're talking like a South Indian.
00:06:02If you call Messi a Messi,
00:06:03then I'll call him Messi.
00:06:04He's in Mumbai.
00:06:05Shut up!
00:06:06Just shut up!
00:06:08Ugh!
00:06:16I want a break or I want a break-up?
00:06:20Ahaana,
00:06:21the proposal deck for Adrena Fit is ready.
00:06:23I'll mail it to you.
00:06:24Great.
00:06:25Thank you.
00:06:27You made the whole strategy
00:06:28and she'll take the credit.
00:06:31She uploaded a picture of a cake this morning.
00:06:33What?
00:06:34A cupcake.
00:06:36And a heart.
00:06:37Cupcake?
00:06:40Let's check.
00:06:42Stacey Gomez.
00:06:43Mrinalini Jaisinghani.
00:06:45Trisha Mariwala.
00:06:46Anushka Gupta.
00:06:48Kylie Jenner.
00:06:49Kylie Jenner.
00:06:50Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
00:06:52Who's this dream girl?
00:06:53Ayush's sister.
00:06:54Buttercup cakes?
00:06:56Open that.
00:07:00These are her cupcakes.
00:07:04Hmm.
00:07:05Tanya Buttercup Fly.
00:07:08Tanya Mehra.
00:07:09Just a girl
00:07:10with a sweet tooth
00:07:11and a sweet life.
00:07:12Sparkle Emoji.
00:07:14Always remember
00:07:15to sprinkle laughter,
00:07:16spontaneity,
00:07:17and kindness
00:07:18onto every single cupcake.
00:07:20Hashtag
00:07:21pick the world
00:07:22a better place.
00:07:25Let me see.
00:07:33Let's see her stories.
00:07:36She'll see my name.
00:07:37We'll have to make a fake account.
00:07:39Good.
00:07:43I want a break
00:07:44basically means
00:07:45I want to hook up with someone else.
00:07:48You said
00:07:49you've never been in a relationship
00:07:51and yet you're so sure.
00:07:52I know, right?
00:07:53I should be the therapist.
00:07:55But how can I compete
00:07:56with your cardigan look?
00:07:59We're here
00:08:00to talk about you.
00:08:03Not about my cardigan.
00:08:05Don't you think
00:08:06we're stuck in a loop?
00:08:07Iman, I think
00:08:08you've built a wall
00:08:09around yourself
00:08:11and you don't want
00:08:12to let anyone else in.
00:08:15But you deserve
00:08:16a healthy loving relationship, Iman.
00:08:18What I really deserve
00:08:19is that Dad
00:08:20stops sending me to sessions.
00:08:24You know, Iman,
00:08:25the thing about shame
00:08:26is that
00:08:27the more you try
00:08:28to hide it,
00:08:30the more it gets.
00:08:33But when we talk about it,
00:08:34then you know that...
00:08:35It's been 14 years.
00:08:38I've forgotten.
00:08:39You should forget it too.
00:08:44Where did you get this cardigan from?
00:08:47You're sure this will work, right?
00:08:48Trust me, bro.
00:08:50It'll strengthen our glutes,
00:08:52build endurance
00:08:53and keep our knees protected.
00:08:54That's good.
00:08:55That's a squat.
00:08:56Hold that.
00:08:57Stabilize.
00:08:58Pelvis tucked in.
00:08:59Chest up, bam.
00:09:00Shoulders dropped.
00:09:01Yeah, that's correct.
00:09:03Let's go for one last.
00:09:04Just on one leg.
00:09:05Alright.
00:09:06This will strengthen your glutes.
00:09:08It'll build endurance.
00:09:09One.
00:09:10Two.
00:09:11One more.
00:09:12It'll protect against injury.
00:09:14Proper shoulders.
00:09:15Lengthen the spine.
00:09:17Breathe.
00:09:18Smile.
00:09:22Why can't I look like Malaika?
00:09:25What's the point?
00:09:26Take care of yourself.
00:09:27That makes you beautiful.
00:09:28Right?
00:09:29One.
00:09:30Nine.
00:09:31Ten.
00:09:32Come on, Anisa.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:35Eleven.
00:09:36I don't know the capital of Uganda,
00:09:38but I do know what Malaika Arora wore to the gym yesterday.
00:09:43Our attention span is also decreasing.
00:09:45We used to have a five-day test match.
00:09:47Now, if you don't find the video interesting in the first five seconds,
00:09:50they'll be like,
00:09:51what are you doing?
00:09:52Get down.
00:09:53I think the only people who can perform in less than five seconds
00:09:56are Indian men in bed.
00:10:02I think I over-related.
00:10:05Are you both together?
00:10:07Sorry, sir.
00:10:11If we see someone's profile,
00:10:13who has a like that we aspire to have,
00:10:15we instantly follow them.
00:10:18We're going to be insecure and depressed every day,
00:10:21but we are willingly following it.
00:10:23How stupid is that?
00:10:25If you want a daily reminder that you're a disappointment,
00:10:28just call your dad.
00:10:29Because he must still think that his son will make a big name for himself.
00:10:34Recently, I read a survey that said
00:10:36an average person checks their phone 224 times a day.
00:10:39Wow.
00:10:40If you're doing any activity 224 times a day,
00:10:43it's not an activity,
00:10:45it's an addiction.
00:10:47And we have become addicted to other people's lives.
00:10:50That's it.
00:10:52Glasses on your eyes and a lock on your brain.
00:10:56I don't want to know what you're doing,
00:10:58what you're thinking, what you're eating.
00:10:59I better think to do all right.
00:11:01Like finding out what Malaika Arora wore to the gym today.
00:11:06That's my time. Thank you so much.
00:11:08Also, we have a very special guest tonight.
00:11:11And a dear friend.
00:11:12Please give it up for Sapan Verma.
00:11:19Hello. Give it up for him, everybody.
00:11:21Come on, let's go.
00:11:23We need some commercial material, you know.
00:11:25Something that becomes a meme and goes viral.
00:11:27Tap into that tier two, tier three space, man.
00:11:30Take it to the next level.
00:11:31This is my next level.
00:11:32Becoming a meme or a virus.
00:11:34Of course.
00:11:36Listen, there's a high-profile wedding next week.
00:11:39You'll host it.
00:11:40And you'll dance.
00:11:43Bye, Melvin.
00:11:44That means we are on, right?
00:11:46Did you see Veer Das's new special?
00:11:48Yes, I did.
00:11:49It was okay.
00:11:52Okay?
00:11:53I liked it a lot.
00:11:56What was he doing with the audience?
00:11:58When is your show coming?
00:12:00It will.
00:12:01It takes time.
00:12:02Still, keep this a cut-off.
00:12:03You know, when I was your age, I was a self...
00:12:05I know. You had a car.
00:12:06You had kids.
00:12:07And you even walked on the moon, right?
00:12:10I can take care of myself, dad.
00:12:11Don't worry.
00:12:12I know.
00:12:14All I'm saying is,
00:12:15calm down a little.
00:12:16The house and money that your mother has left,
00:12:18won't last you the rest of your life.
00:12:26Hey.
00:12:27Hello.
00:12:28Hello.
00:12:29Hi.
00:12:30Bedtime?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:32Yes.
00:12:33Kiddos, give brother a kiss, quick.
00:12:34Come on.
00:12:35Come on, come on.
00:12:39Drive the knee up.
00:12:42Close.
00:12:43That's it.
00:12:44Good.
00:12:45Calm down.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48And all the way up.
00:12:49And maintain that line.
00:12:51Catch it by close.
00:12:53Engage the core.
00:12:54Come on, Lala. Focus.
00:12:57What's up?
00:12:59This uncle keeps peeping inside.
00:13:02Who, uncle?
00:13:03Nothing.
00:13:04Huh?
00:13:05Don't open it.
00:13:06He's standing there and peeping.
00:13:08Complain about him.
00:13:10And what should I say?
00:13:11That he keeps peeping inside.
00:13:13Then Adhan will be in jail, right?
00:13:16Unbelievable.
00:13:19You're cute.
00:13:21Finish this side. Come on.
00:13:22Good.
00:13:28I'm very professional.
00:13:44I wanted to meet Hanu and Rehmat.
00:13:47What's the scene tomorrow?
00:13:49I'm taking mom and dad out for dinner tomorrow.
00:13:53But sometime later.
00:13:55Yeah, sounds good.
00:13:58Come.
00:13:59Let's get some squats in.
00:14:00Come on, let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:08Zeeshan.
00:14:09Hi, Simran.
00:14:10Hi.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:16Please come in.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:20Oh, how?
00:14:25I mean, I wasn't expecting this.
00:14:28Are you praising me or criticizing me?
00:14:29No, no, it's really nice.
00:14:31It's got character.
00:14:33There's nothing wrong with it.
00:14:35It feels like it's always been here.
00:14:43So, I think we should just jump right into it.
00:14:45It'll feel a little awkward in the beginning.
00:14:48But, you know.
00:14:50Usually, I allow the camera after 3-4 dates.
00:14:54I told you I came to take your pictures.
00:14:57I thought it was an excuse to meet.
00:14:59No, I'm a photographer.
00:15:01For a project.
00:15:02It's called The People of Tinder.
00:15:04Nice.
00:15:05You want to interview me?
00:15:07Kinda.
00:15:09Go on, artist.
00:15:11That's me.
00:15:15So, you want to meet the person behind your profile?
00:15:19Thanks.
00:15:20I guess.
00:15:21I just want to know who you are when you're alone.
00:15:25But I'm not alone.
00:15:27Yeah, I know.
00:15:28Just ignore me.
00:15:29Do your thing.
00:15:31Tough.
00:15:32Your presence here is affecting your art a lot.
00:15:36Are you interested or should I leave?
00:15:38Are you breaking up with me?
00:15:45How old are you?
00:15:4625.
00:15:48What do you do?
00:15:50I'm a stand-up comic.
00:15:51You know what's the problem with political jokes?
00:15:54Sometimes, they get elected.
00:15:57Why comedy?
00:15:59Dad, you?
00:16:02When did you feel funny for the first time?
00:16:06Maybe, when I was really sad.
00:16:15What's with this ring?
00:16:20Mom's ring.
00:16:27You ever been in love?
00:16:31What?
00:16:32You never broke your heart?
00:16:35Once.
00:16:37How old were you?
00:16:41Nine.
00:16:42Nine?
00:16:44We don't get to choose that shit.
00:16:53So, have you ever been in love?
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:09Bye, Zeeshan.
00:17:14It's Amad.
00:17:15What?
00:17:16Zeeshan was only for the tender.
00:17:17My name is Amad.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Bye.
00:17:22Bye.
00:17:42Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:46Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:53Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:55Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:58Come on, Ashish. Let's go, brother.
00:17:59No stopping. No stopping.
00:18:00Squad deeper. Squad deeper.
00:18:01Engage the core.
00:18:02That's the shoulders.
00:18:03Come on. Engage the core.
00:18:04Keep going. Keep going.
00:18:05No stopping. Use it.
00:18:07Sorry. Take it easy.
00:18:09Dude.
00:18:11Easy 350s.
00:18:12Oh, yeah, bro.
00:18:14Been trying to cop these babies for months.
00:18:17All right. 30 seconds up.
00:18:18Come on.
00:18:20He's going to kill me, bro.
00:18:22That's why I say come to the gym, bro.
00:18:24You'll also feel motivated if you see the others.
00:18:27There are a lot of people, bro.
00:18:28Not my scene.
00:18:31Let my studio open, bro.
00:18:33It'll be perfect for you.
00:18:36You're opening your own studio?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38I'll only have 10 clients at a time.
00:18:40Tailor-made services for each.
00:18:42Calisthenics, CrossFit, Powerlifting, Yoga.
00:18:44You name it.
00:18:45Superb, bro.
00:18:47Thank you, baby.
00:18:49All right. Let's go.
00:18:51It's hot.
00:18:52That's it.
00:18:53I just did a market survey.
00:18:54The fitness industry is booming.
00:18:56Have to do it.
00:18:57Yeah, I'm making a budget.
00:18:58You need a business plan.
00:19:00How will you make money if you have 10 clients at a time?
00:19:04The place will be so exclusive that you can charge more.
00:19:07Investors should feel that the idea is scalable.
00:19:09Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:11You know what I'm thinking?
00:19:12There should be two studios in Mumbai.
00:19:14One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
00:19:16Dude, that is the dream.
00:19:17Or you can launch an app.
00:19:19You can have a nutritionist.
00:19:20You can have specialized meals at leisure.
00:19:23Diet plans.
00:19:24You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
00:19:26Shit.
00:19:27Everything.
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:32MBA, bitches.
00:19:37If I find someone like you, I'll be sorted.
00:19:42Why someone like me?
00:19:44I am there.
00:19:47Your job?
00:19:50I'll leave it.
00:19:52I can't do anything there.
00:19:55We'll run everything.
00:19:56You set up the studio.
00:19:57I'll do the expansion and management.
00:20:03You're hired.
00:20:05Let's do this.
00:20:06Seriously.
00:20:07You're hired.
00:20:09What about the money?
00:20:10We'll make a killer pitch.
00:20:11We'll work with the investors.
00:20:14Guys, I'm in.
00:20:18How much will it cost?
00:20:21How?
00:20:24Mom left some money for me.
00:20:26She wanted to invest smartly.
00:20:29Like this.
00:20:31Bro, you're serious?
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33Imaan, we accept this funding.
00:20:36But, guys, it'll take time to break even.
00:20:39So, you guys have to be sure.
00:20:41Look, if I have to invest, I'll invest on you two.
00:20:45I trust you guys.
00:20:48Guys, is this actually happening?
00:20:50It is.
00:20:52Oh, shit.
00:20:53Oh, shit.
00:20:56To the jungle gym.
00:20:57The jungle gym.
00:20:59The jungle gym?
00:21:00I love it.
00:21:01I love it.
00:21:02To the jungle gym.
00:21:04Come on, friends.
00:21:05Let's help this friendship grow into a relationship.
00:21:11To the jungle gym.
00:21:17To the jungle gym.
00:21:38Sir, your bill.
00:21:39Come here.
00:21:41You're always ready.
00:21:44Do guys like this?
00:21:46Huh?
00:21:48Make a fake account.
00:21:49What?
00:21:51Otherwise, he'll know I can see his stories.
00:21:54Ask Rohan directly.
00:21:55Why is she pretending to be a detective?
00:21:57She needs to block Rohan.
00:21:59And drink.
00:22:01Fine.
00:22:03Cheers.
00:22:04Cheers.
00:22:06Isn't that Lala?
00:22:08Right?
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:10Yeah, that's her.
00:22:13I'll be back.
00:22:16Oh, wow.
00:22:18Who's she with?
00:22:21Cheers.
00:22:23Where do you want to do it?
00:22:24Hey, we can do it at any...
00:22:27Hi.
00:22:28Hi.
00:22:32Kartik.
00:22:33Neel.
00:22:34Neel's my trainer.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37So, you're responsible for the way she looks, huh?
00:22:39Stop.
00:22:41I need a drink.
00:22:42Do you want something?
00:22:43I'm good.
00:22:44How about you?
00:22:45Drink?
00:22:46Cheers.
00:22:51So?
00:22:52You were supposed to go for dinner with your parents.
00:22:55Yes, I was.
00:22:57But they slept.
00:23:00Kartik is going to launch his own gin company.
00:23:03I could be the face of his online campaign.
00:23:06It's a big deal for me, Neel.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12You know what?
00:23:13I want to create that gin.
00:23:15I'm trying.
00:23:16Bro.
00:23:17Sorry.
00:23:19Have a good night.
00:23:20You too.
00:23:21Cheers.
00:23:23Because I'm sure he's not...
00:23:24Ayesha, hi.
00:23:26Congratulations.
00:23:27Thank you.
00:23:29I've seen the photos.
00:23:30Maldives must have been amazing.
00:23:31Oh, my God, babe.
00:23:32He proposed in a car.
00:23:34Like, in a parking lot.
00:23:36I was like, press pause, please.
00:23:39We're doing this on a beach.
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41Parking lot.
00:23:42Right?
00:23:43How dare he?
00:23:44Imagine.
00:23:45He didn't even think about your followers once.
00:23:47He should have.
00:23:48Classic.
00:23:49Hi, Imad.
00:23:50Hi.
00:23:51Always a pleasure.
00:23:52So, you're coming, right?
00:23:53Yes, 100%.
00:23:54And I'm counting you in.
00:23:55You too, babe.
00:23:56100%.
00:23:57Yes, 100%.
00:23:59I need another drink.
00:24:01Let's make coffee.
00:24:12What's up?
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00:25:30Rohan, I really need to talk to you I swear
00:25:33I won't talk on the break
00:25:35Rohan just tell me the truth
00:25:36I love you, and it's going to be fine, okay?
00:25:38I promise.
00:25:39She's not answering.
00:25:48Thank you guys so much.
00:25:49Thank you so much.
00:25:50Hope to see you again soon.
00:25:52After you, madam.
00:25:54She looks so happy after stealing my presentation.
00:25:57How can she be so shameless?
00:26:02I'm done with this job.
00:26:07Okay.
00:26:18At least he's sorry.
00:26:20Huh?
00:26:22Sorry because he's really with Tanya.
00:26:36Ana.
00:26:42Call me later.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:30Rohan, you coward!
00:27:32Ana!
00:27:34I made you some coffee.
00:27:36What happened? Why do you look so down?
00:27:41Aren't you getting late for office?
00:27:44I took the day off.
00:27:51Hey, look at this.
00:27:54Cute!
00:27:55Yeah?
00:27:56Yeah, it's nice.
00:27:58Wanna see more?
00:27:59Come home today.
00:28:02You're going home today, Aman?
00:28:03You wanna see more?
00:28:06You work on our million-dollar idea.
00:28:08Dad wants to see a business plan.
00:28:10Okay?
00:28:11And stop stocking cupcakes.
00:28:16This is disgusting!
00:28:18Your coffee is a fail!
00:28:19Divorce!
00:28:22Now you'll ask your friends for money?
00:28:24I'm not asking for money, dad.
00:28:26Imad is investing. He has a business too.
00:28:28He'll take your expenses and treat you the same way.
00:28:31You want to be his servant?
00:28:32You're talking about my best friend.
00:28:34You should never do business with your friends.
00:28:36Not everyone has the same experience.
00:28:41You know a lot about business.
00:28:43You've been accounting for each other all your life.
00:28:45Neel.
00:28:46What? It's true.
00:28:49What are you doing? He's too fast.
00:28:51He needs cardio, Anita.
00:28:53Cardio!
00:28:55Not cardiac!
00:28:58Sorry, one sec.
00:28:59Keep running.
00:29:00You, Harsh.
00:29:01Bro, I'm going to Alibaug this weekend.
00:29:03I have a session with Malaika Arora.
00:29:05You'll have to come.
00:29:07Sure, bro. That'll be great.
00:29:09Thanks, man.
00:29:10You got this. Make me proud.
00:29:12Alright. Cheers.
00:29:13Cheers.
00:29:33Oh, my God.
00:29:58You killed me today, Neel.
00:30:00Oh, you killed it.
00:30:01Hot.
00:30:02Awesome.
00:30:03Alright, I'll see you soon.
00:30:06Bye.
00:30:08You want a picture?
00:30:10No, it's alright.
00:30:11Come on, let's get one.
00:30:12You sure?
00:30:13Yeah, come on.
00:30:14Wow, okay. Thanks.
00:30:15Hold on to this.
00:30:16Yeah, sure.
00:30:23What's your hand name?
00:30:26Neel Panera, 96.
00:30:29If you had asked me, I wouldn't have posed.
00:30:33But I liked it.
00:30:34Yeah, it's great.
00:30:35Bye. See you soon.
00:30:36See you.
00:30:37Malaika?
00:30:38Yeah?
00:30:40Thanks for killing me.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:58What's your name?
00:31:28Malaika?
00:31:58Malaika?
00:32:28Malaika?
00:32:29Malaika?
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00:34:25Malaika?
00:34:43What a creep yaa?!
00:34:46Neel I have reported it?!
00:34:49Neel where are you going?
00:34:54Get out!
00:35:08Where is Aishwarya?
00:35:09Who are you?
00:35:11Hey! Come here.
00:35:12Come here.
00:35:14Did you post this photo?
00:35:18Yes, I did. What's the problem?
00:35:20You're stalking a girl, posting her photo and tagging her.
00:35:23It's just harassment.
00:35:24There's no problem.
00:35:28Let's get out of here.
00:35:29Neel.
00:35:30When she doesn't want anyone to see her, why does she show it?
00:35:34What does she show?
00:35:35Her clothes.
00:35:38Everything is visible.
00:35:40And when she can post it like that, why can't I?
00:35:43But...
00:35:44Neel!
00:35:45It's her body, not yours.
00:35:47The one who takes it seriously, will do it.
00:35:51Not you.
00:35:53What did you understand?
00:35:54Neel is a kid. Let's go.
00:36:01Don't look back next time.
00:36:08I can't believe you did that.
00:36:13I can't believe people think they can do anything on social media and it's okay.
00:36:23Are you okay?
00:36:26Hold it like a pen.
00:36:27Like a pen.
00:36:28Like that.
00:36:29Yeah, and swirl.
00:36:30Swirl.
00:36:31Swirl.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34What's so funny?
00:36:37I came to Mumbai for two weeks and now I'm sitting here with a 25 year old kid.
00:36:53I'm not a kid.
00:36:56And stop acting like one.
00:36:58Pour me some wine, please.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:02Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:15That's Adil.
00:37:17We've been together for six years.
00:37:23Cancer?
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38It's messed up.
00:37:41It is.
00:37:48This was Adil's idea.
00:37:49Now that I think about it, he was just showing me the way, you know, to say goodbye.
00:37:59I'll need some more.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:05Thank you.
00:38:07We're lucky. We're artists.
00:38:10At least we can deal with our life through our work.
00:38:14I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:16So?
00:38:18Humor is your way of expressing yourself.
00:38:21Show people your point of view.
00:38:23You're an artist.
00:38:25I'm an artist?
00:38:32What happened to your mom?
00:38:37Leukemia.
00:38:41How old was she?
00:38:43Nine.
00:38:44Now we don't get to choose that shit, do we?
00:39:07Ana!
00:39:09I mean, this is what the whole experiment was about.
00:39:12Knock, na!
00:39:18You didn't go to work today either?
00:39:20What's going on?
00:39:22Relax, Mom.
00:39:24Where were you?
00:39:25With the photographer?
00:39:28The photographer's name is Simran.
00:39:32Ooh!
00:39:33And his name is...
00:39:35Had fun?
00:39:37None of your business.
00:39:39Did you have lunch?
00:39:40Did you have lunch?
00:39:42None of your business.
00:39:44Now get out.
00:39:45Get out.
00:39:46Imaad!
00:39:47Get out!
00:39:48Imaad!
00:39:50Yes!
00:39:52He didn't even call.
00:39:55What a bastard, man.
00:39:57How long are you going to train with me?
00:39:59Please. There's already a lot of pain in life.
00:40:02You'll have fun, I promise.
00:40:03Imaad will do it too, right?
00:40:05No, thank you.
00:40:07Imaad has to focus on his modelling career.
00:40:10His new photographer girlfriend...
00:40:12He's...
00:40:13In love!
00:40:17Who's he making now?
00:40:18Forget about me.
00:40:19Make Muscle.
00:40:20Bob the Builder.
00:40:24Depensive!
00:40:25Alright!
00:40:26Imaad loves a photographer.
00:40:27Imaad loves a photographer.
00:40:29You're fine as long as you're depressed.
00:40:31You're cancelled.
00:40:34We've met twice.
00:40:37Twice?
00:40:38Twice.
00:40:39It's been a long time.
00:40:40We just spoke.
00:40:44Do you even talk these days?
00:40:46All night long.
00:40:48Go to hell, man.
00:40:50Oh no! He's blushing.
00:40:52Imaad, it's love. It happens.
00:40:54You can't control it.
00:40:57I'm going. I have a meeting.
00:40:59With Melbourne?
00:41:01Bye.
00:41:05She's pretty cool, actually.
00:41:07And?
00:41:09Was there anything romantic there?
00:41:12We kissed.
00:41:13Twice.
00:41:17It's not a big deal that you're sharing your diary.
00:41:20You're not in a hurry.
00:41:22That's good.
00:41:23I mean...
00:41:25We're friends.
00:41:27I think she also thinks that we're friends.
00:41:30Interesting.
00:41:31You're wondering what she's thinking.
00:41:37Looking good.
00:41:40Your share should be more.
00:41:42Ana's should be less.
00:41:44She's the CEO and you can always replace her.
00:41:46It's Ana's plan, Dad.
00:41:47I'll replace her.
00:41:50She was always the smart one.
00:41:53Do you trust both of them?
00:41:55Dad, they're just two of my friends.
00:41:57Everyone's share will be equal.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:01Starting my own business is a big opportunity.
00:42:03I want to start my own business.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05Starting my own business is a big opportunity, sir.
00:42:08Finally, MBA will be useful.
00:42:10Also a big risk.
00:42:11But all the best, Ana.
00:42:12Thank you, sir.
00:42:13And a two-month notice period.
00:42:14Yes, of course.
00:42:16I'll miss you, Ana.
00:42:17Don't be silly.
00:42:18You didn't need me.
00:42:22Thank you, sir.
00:42:23Bye, Ana. Thank you.
00:42:34Bye, Ana.
00:42:36Bye, Ana.
00:42:37Bye, Ana.
00:42:38Bye, Ana.
00:42:39Bye, Ana.
00:42:40Bye, Ana.
00:42:41Bye, Ana.
00:42:42Bye, Ana.
00:42:43Bye, Ana.
00:42:44Bye, Ana.
00:42:45Bye, Ana.
00:42:46Bye, Ana.
00:42:47Bye, Ana.
00:42:48Bye, Ana.
00:42:49Bye, Ana.
00:42:50Bye, Ana.
00:42:51Bye, Ana.
00:42:52Bye, Ana.
00:42:53Bye, Ana.
00:42:54Bye, Ana.
00:42:55Bye, Ana.
00:42:56Bye, Ana.
00:42:57Bye, Ana.
00:42:58Bye, Ana.
00:42:59Bye, Ana.
00:43:00Bye, Ana.
00:43:01Bye, Ana.
00:43:02Bye, Ana.
00:43:03Bye, Ana.
00:43:04Bye, Ana.
00:43:05Bye, Ana.
00:43:06Bye, Ana.
00:43:07Bye, Ana.
00:43:08Bye, Ana.
00:43:09Bye, Ana.
00:43:10Bye, Ana.
00:43:11Bye, Ana.
00:43:12Bye, Ana.
00:43:13Bye, Ana.
00:43:14Bye, Ana.
00:43:15Bye, Ana.
00:43:16Bye, Ana.
00:43:17Bye, Ana.
00:43:18Bye, Ana.
00:43:19Bye, Ana.
00:43:20Bye, Ana.
00:43:21Bye, Ana.
00:43:22Bye, Ana.
00:43:23Bye, Ana.
00:43:24Bye, Ana.
00:43:25Bye, Ana.
00:43:26Bye, Ana.
00:43:27Bye, Ana.
00:43:28Bye, Ana.
00:43:29Bye, Ana.
00:43:30Bye, Ana.
00:43:31Bye, Ana.
00:43:32Bye, Ana.
00:43:33Bye, Ana.
00:43:34Bye, Ana.
00:43:35Bye, Ana.
00:43:36Bye, Ana.
00:43:37Bye, Ana.
00:43:38Bye, Ana.
00:43:39Bye, Ana.
00:43:40Bye, Ana.
00:43:41Bye, Ana.
00:43:42Bye, Ana.
00:43:43Bye, Ana.
00:43:44Bye, Ana.
00:43:45Bye, Ana.
00:43:46Bye, Ana.
00:43:47Bye, Ana.
00:43:48Bye, Ana.
00:43:49Bye, Ana.
00:43:50Bye, Ana.
00:43:51Bye, Ana.
00:43:52Bye, Ana.
00:43:53Bye, Ana.
00:43:54Bye, Ana.
00:43:55Bye, Ana.
00:43:56Bye, Ana.
00:43:57Bye, Ana.
00:43:58Bye, Ana.
00:43:59Bye, Ana.
00:44:00Bye, Ana.
00:44:01Bye, Ana.
00:44:02Bye, Ana.
00:44:03Bye, Ana.
00:44:04Bye, Ana.
00:44:05Bye, Ana.
00:44:06Bye, Ana.
00:44:07Bye, Ana.
00:44:08Bye, Ana.
00:44:09Bye, Ana.
00:44:10Bye, Ana.
00:44:11Bye, Ana.
00:44:12Bye, Ana.
00:44:13Bye, Ana.
00:44:14Bye, Ana.
00:44:15Bye, Ana.
00:44:16Bye, Ana.
00:44:17Bye, Ana.
00:44:18Bye, Ana.
00:44:19Bye, Ana.
00:44:20Bye, Ana.
00:44:21Bye, Ana.
00:44:22Bye, Ana.
00:44:23Bye, Ana.
00:44:24Bye, Ana.
00:44:25Bye, Ana.
00:44:26Bye, Ana.
00:44:27Bye, Ana.
00:44:28Bye, Ana.
00:44:29Bye, Ana.
00:44:30Bye, Ana.
00:44:31Bye, Ana.
00:44:32Bye, Ana.
00:44:33Bye, Ana.
00:44:34Bye, Ana.
00:44:35Bye, Ana.
00:44:36Bye, Ana.
00:44:37Bye, Ana.
00:44:38Bye, Ana.
00:44:39Bye, Ana.
00:44:40Bye, Ana.
00:44:41Bye, Ana.
00:44:42Bye, Ana.
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00:44:44Bye, Ana.
00:44:45Bye, Ana.
00:44:46Bye, Ana.
00:44:47Bye, Ana.
00:44:48Bye, Ana.
00:44:49Bye, Ana.
00:44:50Bye, Ana.
00:44:51Bye, Ana.
00:44:52Bye, Ana.
00:44:53Bye, Ana.
00:44:54Bye, Ana.
00:44:55Bye, Ana.
00:44:56Bye, Ana.
00:44:57Bye, Ana.
00:44:58Bye, Ana.
00:44:59Bye, Ana.
00:45:00Bye, Ana.
00:45:01Bye, Ana.
00:45:02Bye, Ana.
00:45:03Bye, Ana.
00:45:04Bye, Ana.
00:45:05Bye, Ana.
00:45:06Bye, Ana.
00:45:07Bye, Ana.
00:45:08Bye, Ana.
00:45:09Bye, Ana.
00:45:10Bye, Ana.
00:45:11Bye, Ana.
00:45:12Bye, Ana.
00:45:13Bye, Ana.
00:45:14Bye, Ana.
00:45:15Bye, Ana.
00:45:16Bye, Ana.
00:45:17Bye, Ana.
00:45:18Bye, Ana.
00:45:19Bye, Ana.
00:45:20Bye, Ana.
00:45:21Bye, Ana.
00:45:22Bye, Ana.
00:45:23Bye, Ana.
00:45:24Bye, Ana.
00:45:25Bye, Ana.
00:45:26Bye, Ana.
00:45:27Bye, Ana.
00:45:28If you like it, then me walk in you do
00:45:31to make it okay, to make it look
00:45:33like you don't wanna be like them.
00:45:35No...
00:45:37Happy Birthday.
00:45:38Wow, Neel. You got her Gucci.
00:45:59Nice, na?
00:46:02It's super nice.
00:46:04Kya baat hai, Neel. You've outdone yourself, haan.
00:46:08Toh mujhe black hi chahiye tha.
00:46:10Haan?
00:46:11Haan.
00:46:12Acha also, jab bhi dinner ke liye ready ho toh bataa dena.
00:46:15Oh yeah, it's all ready, so...
00:46:17Baaki sab log kahe hai?
00:46:18I wanted to keep it intimate.
00:46:21Itna?
00:46:23Haan.
00:46:25Sweet of you to include us.
00:46:27Of course, darling.
00:46:31Catch!
00:46:35Raunak.
00:46:36Haan?
00:46:36Candles.
00:46:37Oh, yes.
00:46:38Okay, guys.
00:46:39Let's pretend to have some fun!
00:46:42Come.
00:46:44Oh, my God.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:46Tum...
00:46:47You'll give this to me?
00:46:48Birthday present.
00:46:49Oh, okay.
00:46:53Really?
00:46:55Say, Dio!
00:46:56Dio!
00:46:58Mostly meri shoot Raunak hi karta hai.
00:47:02Aise, you two are quite cute.
00:47:05Tum dono kyun nahi date kar rahe?
00:47:07No, she's out of my league.
00:47:08Lekin, na soch raha tha agar tumhare dost hiya hote toh
00:47:11unse introduction ho jata.
00:47:12My influencer gang?
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:15Please.
00:47:16Wo mujhe use kar rahe the.
00:47:18You know, apni following badhaane ke liye.
00:47:20Oh, no.
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21So, they were cancelled for tonight.
00:47:25Waise, Neel ke bhi kaafi followers badh rahe hain.
00:47:28Ke yeh bhi toh use kar raha hai.
00:47:29No, not him.
00:47:32But like, mostly aise hi hota hai na.
00:47:33The moment you become famous,
00:47:35people just stop acting normal.
00:47:38Tumhare aisab se normal kya hai?
00:47:41Excuse me?
00:47:48Happy birthday to you!
00:47:58Raunak.
00:47:59Smile!
00:48:03Wanna get the plates?
00:48:04Tissue bhi.
00:48:05Yeah, yeah.
00:48:06Nice.
00:48:07Raunak.
00:48:10Wo last wala picture delete kar dene.
00:48:12Yeh wala?
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15Deepa Bali!
00:48:23Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:48:27Life mein teen cheez hain jo mujhe bilkul samajh mein nahi aati.
00:48:30The possibility of life on Mars.
00:48:33The size of Jupiter.
00:48:35And the existence of...
00:48:37Influencers.
00:48:40Yahaan pe koi influencer nahi hai na?
00:48:42Chalo pehti ka bhi karte hain.
00:48:46Yeh kaisa job hai yaar?
00:48:47Inke bachche kya bolenge school mein?
00:48:49Hamare time pe?
00:48:50Ma'am, mere papa multinational company ke CEO hain.
00:48:53Aur ab 20 saal baad.
00:48:54Ma'am, mere papa Instagram pe nach nach ke sabun bejte hain.
00:48:58Use promo code JAAT20 to get 20% off.
00:49:05Mera ek dost hain jo ek bahot badi influencer ko date kar raha hai.
00:49:08Which is...
00:49:10I'm happy for him.
00:49:13But I think she's so out of his league that it looks like a paid partnership.
00:49:19She doesn't scream and beg.
00:49:20She gives him a shout-out.
00:49:23She doesn't say, say my name.
00:49:25She goes, like, share and subscribe.
00:49:31She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
00:49:34She wants him to press the bell icon.
00:49:41I mean, people have used the internet to cause revolutions.
00:49:44Aur yeh madam lagi hui hain.
00:49:45Hey guys, main Maldives ja rahi hain.
00:49:47Main beachside resort exotic villa mein rehne.
00:49:49Par tum aapnis middle class life ki choti choti khushiye enjoy karte raho.
00:49:53Aapkaat se bahar wale vacation ki sapne dekhti raho.
00:49:55Okay?
00:49:56Toodles!
00:49:57Toodles!
00:49:58I love it.
00:50:04Don't get me wrong.
00:50:05My problem is not that she went to Maldives.
00:50:07It's that she came back.
00:50:12Mera dost, uska so-called boyfriend, uska gym trainer hua karta hain.
00:50:16Which is funny.
00:50:17Because now they're both working out, but their relationship is not.
00:50:23It's a joke.
00:50:24Aapko uska boyfriend kam, unpaid intern zyada lagta hai.
00:50:28Kyuki kya hai na, wo iske relationship ko publicly acknowledge nahi karte hain.
00:50:32Because apparently, she needs to look single and attainable.
00:50:36Maine bhi apne dost se kaha, toh keeke na yaar.
00:50:38Let the relationship be a secret.
00:50:40Uske Instagram pe followers bache rahenge.
00:50:42Aur teri society toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh.
00:50:45Uske followers bache rahenge.
00:50:46Aur teri society mein thodi izzat.
00:50:50But I'm very happy for him.
00:50:51Actually, I'm genuinely very happy for him.
00:50:54Bhale usse pyaar na mile, izzat na mile.
00:50:56Lekin saaboon pe 20% discount toh mili raha hai na.
00:50:59So guys, give it up for our next performance.
00:51:02We have our own Backstreet Boys from Bandra.
00:51:05Magic with a K.
00:51:29Yo!
00:51:31How was it?
00:51:33Cigarette na?
00:51:39Yeh mat bolna, tu offend ho gaya.
00:51:43Sa personal baat chahiye thi ke baat.
00:51:46Private mein bata raha maine tereko.
00:51:50But maine tera naam ka bhi...
00:51:51That's not the point.
00:51:54Tu yeh suchta hai kya mere baare mein?
00:51:57No, it was a joke.
00:51:58Funny nahi tha.
00:52:00Bro, insulting tha.
00:52:03Bro, neecha bata hai mereko, bro.
00:52:05Sabke saamne.
00:52:06Insult nahi tha, exaggeration tha.
00:52:08It was a humorous take.
00:52:09On my life.
00:52:11Bro, tereko mere ya mere relationship ke baare mein...
00:52:13...kuch bhi bolna hai.
00:52:15Toh moonpe bol mere.
00:52:17Kya?
00:52:18Relationship?
00:52:19Bro, mujhe malum bhi nahi hai...
00:52:20...ki tu relationship mein hai.
00:52:24What do you mean?
00:52:26What do you mean?
00:52:28Matlab tu shayad dekh nahi para...
00:52:29...lekin Lala tere baare mein serious nahi hai, bro.
00:52:31Oh my God!
00:52:32But again, that's just my opinion.
00:52:36Ab Lala kya suchti hai...
00:52:37...uske baare mein bhi terek opinion hai.
00:52:39What the...
00:52:42You know you behave like an asshole at our house.
00:52:45And I didn't say anything, bro.
00:52:46Okay, I'm sorry.
00:52:47I just let it go.
00:52:48I'm sorry agar tujhe aisa laga...
00:52:49...toh mera aisa ko intention nahi tha.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51Aur rahi baat aaj ki toh...
00:52:52...main comedian hoon...
00:52:53...jo dikhta hai, wo bolta hoon.
00:52:54Acha aisa hai kya?
00:52:55Haan.
00:52:56Aur confidence naam ki cheez hoti hai.
00:52:58Ek joke nahi sun sakta.
00:52:59Toh yaan kyun hain?
00:53:00Gym mein baith na.
00:53:06Stop it, guys!
00:53:07What are you doing, Neil?
00:53:08Kya bola?
00:53:09Nain kya bola?
00:53:11Bas kyuki tu gym pe paise laga raha na, bro.
00:53:14Iska yeh matlab nahi...
00:53:15...ki kuch bhi bol sakta hai, tu.
00:53:16Samjha?
00:53:17We're not your servants.
00:53:18Uska isse kya lehna dena?
00:53:19Matlab hain aana.
00:53:21I lack confidence.
00:53:24Bro, at least jo kiya hai...
00:53:25...maine apne dum pe kiya hai.
00:53:26Iske aisaat main baap se paise nahi leta hoon main.
00:53:28Neil?
00:53:29Entitled prick.
00:53:31Kya bola?
00:53:32Jo dikhta hoon bol deta hoon?
00:53:33Jo tu khud karta hai...
00:53:34...wo nahi dikhta hai, tereko?
00:53:35That's enough. Stop it.
00:53:36Apne Tinder habit ke baarein baat karna?
00:53:39Areh zarasi intimacy handle nahi hoti isse.
00:53:44Emotionally stunted hai tu, bro.
00:53:47Sex addict hai tu.
00:53:48Samjha?
00:53:50Iske baare mein jokes banaya na?
00:53:52That could be hilarious.
00:53:53Who knows?
00:53:54Maybe he'll get you a special on Netflix.
00:53:58I love you.
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00:55:07Bro, we should pitch this to Netflix.
00:55:09This shit is killer!
00:55:10She doesn't say, say my name
00:55:12She goes, like, share, and subscribe
00:55:16She doesn't want...
00:55:18Give me a towel, huh.
00:55:20It's good.
00:55:26♪
00:55:33You said he's not at home.
00:55:35I lied.
00:55:36♪
00:55:38Neel.
00:55:39Just go out, man!
00:55:40♪
00:55:45How long are you going to keep quiet?
00:55:47We're starting a business.
00:55:49If we don't deposit, we'll lose the place.
00:55:51I don't have a problem with the business.
00:55:54Please rent the place.
00:55:55Why don't you talk to him?
00:55:58He's asking me to return your money.
00:56:00He's giving me an idea to pitch it to a client.
00:56:02Dude, he hit me.
00:56:04I'll talk to him.
00:56:06♪
00:56:08I've left my job, Ahmed.
00:56:09Then tell him.
00:56:11♪
00:56:23Here you are.
00:56:24This is Ashley.
00:56:26He'll fill your position.
00:56:29So excited.
00:56:32You can start the handover.
00:56:35Come.
00:56:36♪
00:56:42Now it's knee-length, now it's ankle-length,
00:56:43now it's the balloon on your toe.
00:56:45Just...
00:56:47Don't wear it.
00:56:48♪
00:57:18♪
00:57:38Knock, dude.
00:57:39What is this?
00:57:42Did you get a swimming pool fitted in the bathroom?
00:57:45Shut up.
00:57:47You're wearing a bikini straight from the office.
00:57:55You're doing it for Rohan, right?
00:57:58I'm doing it for myself.
00:58:02I read his comment.
00:58:04I'm just having fun.
00:58:06You want to have fun?
00:58:09Loves to travel.
00:58:12No, wanderlust.
00:58:14Dude, I'm not Tinderella type.
00:58:17Chill.
00:58:18Don't go home on the first date.
00:58:19Meet me at the bar or restaurant.
00:58:21Your dates go home on the first date.
00:58:24It's their luck that I'm decent.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:30No.
00:58:31Yes.
00:58:32Nice.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:36Zeeshan is quite interesting.
00:58:38What a nice guy.
00:58:40Look, Zeeshan with a puppy.
00:58:42Zeeshan with a baby.
00:58:44Ten billion.
00:58:46Are you done?
00:58:47Now try the left.
00:58:53What are you doing on Tinder?
00:58:56I thought you like Simran.
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:01I know you like Simran.
00:59:05Delete it.
00:59:10Cute.
00:59:12Come on.
00:59:13Come on.
00:59:15Run.
00:59:16Yes, ma'am.
00:59:18Ram Singh is going to be the mother of your child.
00:59:22I didn't know you like such movies.
00:59:25When did I say I liked it?
00:59:28No need to say.
00:59:30You laughed the most.
00:59:32The drama of being a serious artist.
00:59:35I understand everything.
00:59:38You are the only one who recognized me.
00:59:41Thank you.
00:59:51Did you talk to Neel?
00:59:53No.
00:59:59Do you think you avoid intimacy?
01:00:02I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:04I don't think much.
01:00:11You thought I was avoiding intimacy.
01:00:14I wanted popcorn.
01:00:41For a few more moments
01:00:48I wish it would be
01:00:53In this moment
01:00:58So that we get lost
01:01:07In your arms
01:01:11So that we get lost
01:01:16In your arms
01:01:36This is a 5 year projection with worst case and best case scenarios.
01:01:41You remembered the whole presentation.
01:01:44We need vision.
01:01:46This is very limited.
01:01:47Make it a bit commercial.
01:01:49Scale up.
01:01:51If we scale up, the place won't be premium.
01:01:54Exactly.
01:01:55Our model is better for per square foot value.
01:01:57And we can expand over them.
01:01:59Oh.
01:02:00So you are wasting time in the gym.
01:02:03No.
01:02:05I recruit people.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:11What will their kids say in school?
01:02:13In our time, they used to say,
01:02:14Ma'am, my dad is the CEO of a multinational company.
01:02:17After 20 years?
01:02:19Ma'am, my dad dances on Instagram and sells soap.
01:02:23Use promo code JHAD20 to get 20% off.
01:02:31I have a friend.
01:02:34He is dating an influencer.
01:02:37I thought she is so out of his league
01:02:39that it's a paid partnership.
01:02:44She doesn't scream in bed.
01:02:46She gives him a shout out.
01:02:48She doesn't...
01:02:57Anyway...
01:02:59Do you remember when the internet was new?
01:03:01We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia.
01:03:05The world is at our fingertips.
01:03:07This will change humanity.
01:03:09Let's watch the video for 20 minutes.
01:03:18Where is the punchline, bro?
01:03:21Okay.
01:03:23Guys, please welcome back our host Rebecca for the evening.
01:03:27Thank you.
01:03:32Imaad.
01:03:33It's okay, guys. Give it up for Imaad.
01:03:36Imaad.
01:03:40Imaad.
01:03:42Why didn't you finish the set?
01:03:44I'm not doing this set.
01:03:45I'm not doing it.
01:03:47This set killed that night.
01:03:49People are calling me specifically to see this set.
01:03:52I'll write a better one.
01:03:54Pendra.
01:03:55Yes, sir.
01:03:58Imaad.
01:03:59I'm pitching this Netflix...
01:04:01Arvind, forget about this set.
01:04:03This is insane.
01:04:05If you don't listen to me, I can't manage you.
01:04:08He's a weirdo. He won't even react.
01:04:12Let's go.
01:04:13Take him away.
01:04:17Go back to your shoulders.
01:04:19Relax.
01:04:23We'll be back by evening, right?
01:04:25We'll be back by afternoon.
01:04:28Listen.
01:04:29What?
01:04:30We're talking about your gym at home.
01:04:32Take your time.
01:04:34I'll see you.
01:04:35Good work, lad.
01:04:36And no cheating. Eat clean.
01:04:38I'll try.
01:04:44Yovash.
01:04:45Where are you?
01:04:46Paliyan.
01:04:47Head to Juho.
01:04:48There's a session with Malaika. I can't go.
01:04:51Oh, done. Great.
01:04:52And Neel.
01:04:53Stop taking photos with her.
01:04:55She's not your client. It's Dacky, bro.
01:05:03I love you.
01:05:34By the way, tell me something.
01:05:36What's a pretty smart corporate consultant like you doing on Tinder?
01:05:41The same thing that a cute, polite investment banker like you is doing.
01:05:46Enjoy your drink.
01:05:47Thanks.
01:05:49Do you think I'm cute?
01:05:51I thought if I praise you, it'll be a line of questing.
01:05:55Okay.
01:05:58Can I have your hand?
01:06:01Yeah. Just to the right.
01:06:04Perfect.
01:06:17You're an event planner.
01:06:18You have your own company.
01:06:19Your dog's called Jackie.
01:06:20Very imaginative.
01:06:22You wake up at 5 in the morning and run a marathon
01:06:24because apparently you hate having a good time.
01:06:28Yeah, I'm hating this.
01:06:34You're a good listener.
01:06:37I'm a better kisser.
01:06:46Lala, I was thinking I should have one of those bouldering balls on the side.
01:06:51You know, I haven't seen anything like that here.
01:06:54I feel like it could really work.
01:06:58There's no space in Mumbai.
01:06:59Did you actually read the PDF I sent you?
01:07:03Of course.
01:07:05There's no space for a wallpaper.
01:07:09No, but...
01:07:20Who are you talking to?
01:07:22Nobody.
01:07:24Nobody?
01:07:26Nobody.
01:07:29By the way, you come on a lot of dates.
01:07:32You?
01:07:33Not really.
01:07:35In fact, I recently downloaded Tinder.
01:07:38Actually, I just broke up a couple of months back.
01:07:42What happened?
01:07:43Honestly, I don't know.
01:07:46Nothing ever happens, you know.
01:07:49Oh. Nothing ever happens?
01:07:51No, I mean...
01:07:52Did you do something to reignite it?
01:07:54No, it's not that.
01:07:55Oh no, as you bankers might say, to reposition it towards an upward trajectory.
01:07:59Can I get the dessert menu, please?
01:08:01I just went to my midnight, now I know the taste.
01:08:04Come here, come here, come here, baby.
01:08:06You said that I'm a test.
01:08:07Got me good and got me fast.
01:08:08You a real catch.
01:08:09Can you, can you, can you blame me?
01:08:11Dreaming about you like a dream.
01:08:13What the hell you want from me?
01:08:16What the hell you want from me?
01:08:19Morning, Dad.
01:08:23Hey, did you talk about the gym?
01:08:26You used the shower yesterday.
01:08:28Huh?
01:08:30Malaika.
01:08:31There was a session with Malaika Roque, so I had to freshen up.
01:08:34You've done it before.
01:08:35No.
01:08:37Never. I mean, it's written here.
01:08:40Staff not allowed.
01:08:41Strict policy.
01:08:43I'm your personal trainer, man.
01:08:45No, the society has asked you to fire for now.
01:08:48I convinced them this time.
01:08:51Please don't cross the line, bro.
01:08:54Let's go.
01:09:00You're home early today?
01:09:10What is it?
01:09:12You don't know how to knock?
01:09:13What happened?
01:09:14Is it necessary to knock?
01:09:16Just give me some privacy.
01:09:19Please knock.
01:09:20Who cares?
01:09:24What's wrong with you?
01:09:25What's wrong with you?
01:09:27What's wrong with you?
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01:10:42Can't you look at your hair back?
01:10:44Amazing
01:10:45Now show me that sexy jawline
01:10:47You look like a Victoria's secret model
01:10:49Dude, that's hot
01:10:50That, that's really hot
01:10:52All right, lift that bottle up.
01:10:54Oh, fuck, you're killing me.
01:10:56You're killing me.
01:10:57Stop it.
01:10:58Look over there, dear.
01:11:00You look like a fucking mermaid.
01:11:02Take a sip from the bottle.
01:11:03Hold it closer.
01:11:04Give me a second, please.
01:11:08Do you want to check this out, until then?
01:11:09Sure.
01:11:10Just watch this.
01:11:12Hi.
01:11:14What are you doing here?
01:11:15You weren't answering your phone.
01:11:17I saw you on our story, you're here.
01:11:19I was working.
01:11:22What happened?
01:11:24Nothing, I just wanted to talk to you.
01:11:25Right now?
01:11:28What are you doing here?
01:11:32I'm promoting his gym.
01:11:34Remember?
01:11:35Lala, we're losing light.
01:11:37Coming.
01:11:39You carry on, we'll talk later.
01:11:41I've boosted cells.
01:11:44I'm so sorry, guys.
01:11:46It's OK.
01:11:47Let's go.
01:11:48Let's go.
01:11:51You know what?
01:11:53Did you talk to Aashish?
01:11:57Yeah, he's looking at his finances.
01:12:02We've got such a good spot.
01:12:04We'll lose it today.
01:12:06There's a lot of money in the account.
01:12:08You guys are being so stupid.
01:12:10You know what he did, right?
01:12:11Yeah, but you pushed him too, right?
01:12:13It's happened.
01:12:14It's done.
01:12:15You're not going to talk about it for the rest of your life?
01:12:18I quit my job because of you guys.
01:12:22I know.
01:12:23So drop this shit.
01:12:25Otherwise, you tell mom and dad why I'm unemployed.
01:12:29I'll talk to Hammad.
01:12:30What?
01:12:31Say that again?
01:12:32I'm telling you, I'll talk to Hammad.
01:12:35Besides, we're meeting on your birthday.
01:12:37Thank you, bye.
01:12:39Fight over.
01:12:42Bye.
01:12:45I'll sleep on the couch.
01:12:46Mom and dad will sleep in my room.
01:12:48Please, ultimately, I'm the one who has to sleep on the couch.
01:12:51Are you going to Simran's place?
01:12:53Yeah.
01:12:54Ooh, live in relationship.
01:12:58It's a matter of three days.
01:12:59That's how it is, bro.
01:13:00First, three days, then three months, and then 30 years.
01:13:05I'm proud of you.
01:13:36I'm proud of you.
01:13:37I'm proud of you.
01:13:38I'm proud of you.
01:13:39I really like you.
01:14:04I really like you.
01:14:10I like you too.
01:14:34Mom, we've just reached.
01:14:48Can you give me one minute?
01:14:49Yeah, but this sweaty heat is just intolerable.
01:14:52Yeah, mom, I called you here to torture you.
01:15:19She's a lovely girl.
01:15:25Into an item?
01:15:26Who says item, bro?
01:15:28I'm not your bro, I'm your dad.
01:15:30Yeah, item.
01:15:32Is she your girlfriend?
01:15:34I don't know.
01:15:38Is that enough?
01:15:41I'm happy, Iman.
01:15:43I'm getting a lot out of therapy.
01:15:47I thought you'd never be able to trust anyone.
01:15:50And that too, just because of me.
01:15:54I should have protected you, Iman.
01:15:56Dad, were you on the wrong?
01:16:17I'll be right back.
01:16:33Zoom call's done?
01:16:34Yes.
01:16:35No, no, no, no, please!
01:16:36No!
01:16:37Okay, so you've made butter chicken and kebabs.
01:16:40Where is the vegetarian?
01:16:42Hmm.
01:17:00Hello?
01:17:01Happy birthday.
01:17:02You know it's tomorrow.
01:17:04So I'll call you again tomorrow.
01:17:07So, what'd you see?
01:17:10Chill.
01:17:11Dinner at Izumi.
01:17:12Izumi?
01:17:15That was our spot, huh?
01:17:18Who are you going with?
01:17:20Why?
01:17:21Why do you want to know?
01:17:23I guess.
01:17:30A toast.
01:17:32To all of you.
01:17:33You've been with us since boarding school,
01:17:35and now we're business partners.
01:17:38May you always be together and happy.
01:17:40To your friendship.
01:17:41To the Jungle Jam.
01:17:42To the Jungle Jam.
01:17:44And to my pre-work.
01:17:45Cheers!
01:17:46Cheers.
01:17:47Wish you all lots of happiness,
01:17:49lots of success.
01:17:51Hmm.
01:17:52Aunty, I'll check on chicken.
01:17:53Thank you, son.
01:17:55It's damn good, no?
01:17:56Butter chicken is amazing.
01:17:57Mom, you need to figure how to get it here.
01:17:59So learn it.
01:18:00Teach Iman how to make it.
01:18:01Oh wow!
01:18:02Who sent this?
01:18:03Those red roses, right?
01:18:07Just from Rohan.
01:18:10Sweet of him.
01:18:14Why is he sending red roses now?
01:18:17He broke up with you, no?
01:18:19He freaked out.
01:18:21He thought we were going to get engaged,
01:18:23and he wasn't ready for the wedding.
01:18:25And this new girl is just a remount.
01:18:27But you're intelligent.
01:18:29Why are you taking the pressure of this wedding?
01:18:34There's so much to do in life.
01:18:38Getting married won't be a miracle.
01:18:41You mean, you're not happy with dad?
01:18:46No, it's not that.
01:18:51I'm just bored.
01:19:04So basically, you've dated all of them?
01:19:11Yeah.
01:19:12I'm a con artist, right?
01:19:17They're beautiful.
01:19:22Thanks.
01:19:30But there's a strange emptiness too.
01:19:35Yeah.
01:19:36It's the digital age.
01:19:38It just feels more connected.
01:19:41But maybe we weren't this alone before.
01:19:46Ahana's calling.
01:19:48I'll call her back.
01:20:00You're still on Tinder?
01:20:05I was going to delete it.
01:20:10You were seeing other people?
01:20:15Yeah.
01:20:20I was.
01:20:25You were seeing other people?
01:20:31I'm sorry.
01:20:32Obviously, it's wrong.
01:20:33I don't think I can do this.
01:20:38I want to be with someone who wants to be with me.
01:20:45I don't want to think about what's what.
01:20:47I'm not 25.
01:20:48But I want to be with you.
01:20:51You don't know what you want.
01:20:54Listen, this is just stupid, okay?
01:20:56It doesn't mean anything.
01:20:57Then why are you doing this?
01:21:06You need to leave.
01:21:24Ahana.
01:21:40Where were you?
01:21:42We're getting late.
01:21:44Ayesha, music.
01:21:52You should come too.
01:21:53Richie will like it.
01:21:55I don't need an off.
01:21:57There's nothing happening at the gym anyway.
01:22:00It's happening.
01:22:03You're looking handsome.
01:22:06When are you all leaving?
01:22:08The train leaves the day after tomorrow.
01:22:10The train again?
01:22:11Yes.
01:22:13What's the difference in the price?
01:22:16It's there.
01:22:17We're going in this compartment.
01:22:19It's okay.
01:22:20You think it's okay?
01:22:21You asked mama.
01:22:22I don't have a problem.
01:22:23Thank you.
01:22:24Thank you.
01:22:28What will happen if you spend a little?
01:22:29How long will you stay like this?
01:22:32Why?
01:22:34What don't we have?
01:22:45There's nothing, dad.
01:22:48You have nothing.
01:22:49You don't have a life.
01:22:57You remember the last time you took mama out for dinner?
01:23:06I'll be late.
01:23:07I have the keys.
01:23:15Hey Lala, where are you?
01:23:25Do I pick you up or not?
01:23:28Just let me know, okay?
01:23:38Wow.
01:23:39Where did you steal all this from?
01:23:41Heaven.
01:23:45What's up, bro?
01:23:46Same shit, bro.
01:23:50Very fake.
01:23:51Start again.
01:23:53Shots.
01:23:56You look nice.
01:23:57Thanks.
01:23:58There you go.
01:24:04Yeah.
01:24:05Cheers.
01:24:06Cheers.
01:24:07I'm going to the bathroom.
01:24:08Please try not to kill each other.
01:24:09Okay?
01:24:10So.
01:24:11Hey.
01:24:12Come outside.
01:24:13The one at the back.
01:24:14Yeah.
01:24:15Yeah.
01:24:16Okay.
01:24:17I'll see you there.
01:24:18Simran.
01:24:19No.
01:24:20Tinder date.
01:24:21Did you bring a random Tinder date to Aisha's music class?
01:24:22No.
01:24:23No.
01:24:24No.
01:24:25No.
01:24:26No.
01:24:27No.
01:24:28No.
01:24:29No.
01:24:30No.
01:24:31No.
01:24:32No.
01:24:33No.
01:24:34No.
01:24:35No.
01:24:36Hey.
01:24:37You finally made it.
01:24:38I'm surprised you're still on Tinder.
01:24:40Why? I'm a sex addict, right?
01:24:44Um, Imaan?
01:24:45Hey! You finally made it.
01:24:47Of course.
01:24:49Come, I'll make you meet my friends.
01:25:03You don't come here often, do you?
01:25:06You're ignoring me.
01:25:09I'm giving you space.
01:25:13Where's Barkha Butterfly?
01:25:16She's not here.
01:25:18By the way, I don't see your bodyguards.
01:25:20Jaya and Veeru.
01:25:23Stay away from Neel.
01:25:25Why?
01:25:26Are you going to hit me with a dumbbell?
01:25:29You should be an astrologer.
01:25:32So, what have you been up to?
01:25:35What does it matter to you?
01:25:37Listen.
01:25:40I'm sorry.
01:25:45I handled everything pretty badly.
01:25:51A lot.
01:25:52A lot.
01:26:00Let's get a drink?
01:26:08Let's get many.
01:26:23Do you remember this song?
01:26:25Obviously.
01:26:28Let's dance?
01:26:52Let's go.
01:26:53Hi, my cuties!
01:26:54Love you!
01:26:55Love you!
01:26:56Love you!
01:26:57Love you!
01:26:58Love you!
01:26:59Love you!
01:27:00Love you!
01:27:01Love you!
01:27:02Love you!
01:27:03Love you!
01:27:04Love you!
01:27:05Love you!
01:27:06Love you!
01:27:07Love you!
01:27:08Love you!
01:27:09Love you!
01:27:10Love you!
01:27:11Love you!
01:27:12Love you!
01:27:13Love you!
01:27:14Love you!
01:27:15Love you!
01:27:16Love you!
01:27:17Love you!
01:27:18Love you!
01:27:19Love you!
01:27:20Love you!
01:27:21Love you!
01:27:22Hi, my cuties!
01:27:23Lala's back!
01:27:24And so is the song!
01:27:53Rate hum jagenge kaise
01:27:56Khud se ab bhagenge kaise
01:27:59Suna kitabon mein kehte ki
01:28:01Pyaar ke badle pyaar yaar
01:28:03Bas poochte baar baar ki
01:28:05Kab tak rahe haar
01:28:06Kyu badhti yeh deewaar
01:28:08Aur badhti nahi hai yaar
01:28:09Jab milta nahi wo yaar
01:28:11Toote kaach ke tukdo pe
01:28:13Mua ishq na chaave
01:28:16Seene sari raat gard jagave
01:28:19Ek pal chain na yaave
01:28:22Aur anje ishq ch huye kurbaan
01:28:36Aur anje ishq ch huye kurbaan
01:28:39Kime mirze gaha gaye jaan
01:28:42Yeh khed bada bagda
01:28:45Aur jute khaab dikhaave
01:28:49Jute kaach ke tukdo pe
01:28:52Mua ishq na chaave
01:28:54Seene sari raat gard jagave
01:28:57Ek pal chain na yaave
01:29:01Jute khaab ke tukdo pe
01:29:04Mua ishq na chaave
01:29:06Nasha hai pyaar a pyaar
01:29:07Yeh nasha hai ek hi chawab
01:29:08Par dono hi saza
01:29:09Wo yaad hai zabaan pe
01:29:10Tabhi toh fasa
01:29:11Main boli nahi paaya
01:29:12Bas saini ki waj
01:29:13Jab khudi mein bada
01:29:14Toh baatein nahi baarta
01:29:15Khaya jo haato se usse nahi kaarta
01:29:16Maana tere mere beed jo khasta
01:29:17Abhi naabu tere beech ka faasla
01:29:19Ab main jeeta zyada karta
01:29:20Sabse waade kam badal na chata
01:29:22Khud ko aur wo saat tere tha
01:29:24Jo dhang shatranj ka yeh khel kaisa
01:29:26Sabke jab hai badle rang par seeka
01:29:28Sabko jayaz ho chuka
01:29:29Jab mera pyaari jab
01:29:30Ranje ishq ch huye kurbaan
01:29:33Kime mirze gaha gaye jaan
01:29:36Ranje ishq ch huye kurbaan
01:29:39Kime mirze gaha gaye jaan
01:29:42Yeh khed bada bagda
01:29:45Yeh khed bada bagda
01:29:49Toh rabdi bada tadpave
01:29:51Ek pal chail na aave
01:29:57Chail na aave
01:30:09Lala
01:30:11Neer
01:30:15What the hell?
01:30:16Ya what the hell man
01:30:17You were supposed to come with me to the party last night
01:30:19You just ghosted me
01:30:24And ghost you
01:30:36Maine post dekha dera
01:30:42Main tumse baat karne wali si
01:30:45Just kinda happened
01:30:47It just happened aur tune post daan na shurukh kar diye
01:30:49With hearts on them
01:30:52You kissed him Lala
01:30:59Kuchh bologe ki nahi
01:31:08Ab baat kar lete
01:31:10Kya baat kar nahi hai
01:31:13Jaanta hu wo Kartik seth hai
01:31:14Uske family ke distilleries hai poore India mein
01:31:18And he is great for your profile right?
01:31:20Yeh hi hai na
01:31:22Hum dono koi couple nahi hai Neer
01:31:28Look at me
01:31:29No listen look at me
01:31:30Kya hai hum?
01:31:33Why did you ask me to stay over all the time?
01:31:35You took me to Maldives with you
01:31:37Mere doston ko apne birthday party pe invite kiya tha kisliye?
01:31:40Kya tha wo sab yaar?
01:31:51I asked you to stay over kyunki main akeliye bore ho jaate hain
01:31:55Tumhe Maldives isliye leke gaye thi kyunki tum mere trainer ho
01:31:59Aur tumhare doston se isliye mili kyunki tum mere peeche pade hoye the
01:32:07I really like you Neer lekin
01:32:09I mean
01:32:11Lekin Kartik ne tereko khari liya hai
01:32:17You don't get to judge me
01:32:20Tum jaante kya hu mere baare mein?
01:32:22Aur apne yeh morality na kisi aur ko jaake samjhaao
01:32:25Tum meri jagah hoti to exactly yahi karte
01:32:28Fuck!
01:32:39Rohan?
01:33:10Please call back
01:33:11Please call back
01:33:39You've got me
01:33:41You've got me
01:34:11You've got me
01:34:41Congratulations aap, sahi thi
01:34:45Usne humeshe mujhe sirf saaj kaha hai aur
01:34:50Maa utna bhi nahi kar paya uske liye
01:34:56It's done
01:34:59Saab khatam
01:35:09Tum kya chahate ho?
01:35:12Usse baat karna chahata ho
01:35:17Usse batana chahata ho ki main
01:35:21Main theek nahi ho
01:35:31I have a problem
01:35:42I have a problem
01:35:54Sir
01:35:56Kya hua lala ke saath?
01:35:59Kuch nahi
01:36:01Kuch nahi
01:36:03She's complained about you
01:36:05Kehri usko koi aur trainer chahiye
01:36:07Toh kuch toh hua hi hoga
01:36:08Toh kuch toh hua hi hoga
01:36:11Look Harsh
01:36:13Lala and me
01:36:15It's a bit complicated
01:36:17Yeh sabdar nahi chalega bro
01:36:18Dude it's not my fault
01:36:19Mujhe nahi chanana hai
01:36:22You're out
01:36:26Dekh
01:36:28Yeh bahot bada issue ban sata hai gym ke liye
01:36:31I'm sorry bro
01:36:38I'm sorry
01:37:08I'm sorry
01:37:19Mera naam Lakshmi Lalwani hai
01:37:21A.K.A Lala
01:37:23Aur mera kaam hai tumhe influence karna
01:37:25Tumhe batana ki kaise dikhna hai
01:37:27Kya khana hai
01:37:29Kahaan jaana hai
01:37:31Aur tumhara kaam hai mujhe dekhna
01:37:33Aur sochte rehna ki kash tumhari zindagi mere jaisi hoti
01:37:38Magar ek problem hai
01:37:40Yeh sab nakali hai
01:37:42Jo kapde mein pehenti hu
01:37:43Mere nahi hai
01:37:45Jin hotels mein mein jaati hu
01:37:46Mere nahi book kiya
01:37:49Ek million se zyada followers hai
01:37:50Kyuki mein followers khariti hu
01:37:53Look at that beautiful nose I have
01:37:55Of course
01:37:56Mene photoshop kar aayi hai
01:37:58Apne chehre pe filters lagati hu
01:38:00Jo beauty products tumhe bech rahi hu wo nahi
01:38:03Kyuki consumers tum ho
01:38:05Main bas ek ad ho
01:38:07Chalta phirta billboard
01:38:09I don't love you
01:38:11I thank you
01:38:13Kyuki tumhari wajah se mujhe paise milte
01:38:15Tumhare saath flirt karti hu
01:38:16Taaki tum mujhe follow karo
01:38:17Mere baare mein socho
01:38:19Aur sochne ke alawa tumhar kuch kar bhi nahi sakte
01:38:21Kyuki main bas tumhara khwab ho
01:38:23Aur tum itne ameer nahi
01:38:25Ki mujhe apni asliyat bana sako
01:38:36Kyuki main bas tumhara khwab ho
01:38:45Ahana ka farewell toh ho gaya
01:38:47Tu kab choti hai meher?
01:38:49Jab Ahana job offer karegi toh
01:38:52Go easy bro
01:38:54Sangeet ke baad Rohan aur maine wahi room le liya tha
01:38:57Kya?
01:38:59Aur mere utne se pehle wo kayab ho gaya
01:39:07Aaj uska birthday hai na?
01:39:13Sure?
01:39:16Brunch with baby
01:39:18Birthday week
01:39:21Let it go Ahana
01:39:23Seriously he's an asshole
01:39:31Kahaan chah rahi ho?
01:39:33Ahana
01:39:36Eh
01:39:38Come in I guess
01:39:55Ahana
01:39:57Hi
01:39:58Hi
01:39:59What's up?
01:40:00How are you? What's up?
01:40:01Doing good
01:40:03How are you?
01:40:04Good
01:40:05Where you running from babe?
01:40:07Work
01:40:08Sure
01:40:09Work
01:40:11Cute
01:40:13Happy birthday Rohan
01:40:16Thank you
01:40:19Yeh surprise kaise?
01:40:22Surprise toh tumne bhi diya
01:40:24Hin dono ki Sangeet pe
01:40:25I thought I'd return the favour
01:40:29Hi I'm Tanya
01:40:31Ahana
01:40:32Ahana
01:40:35Can I get you something to drink?
01:40:39Champagne would be great
01:40:41Sure
01:40:44Tumhare ghar pe kaam karti hai
01:40:47Chu kar rahi ho aisa?
01:40:49Let me think
01:40:51You slept with me
01:40:52And then you blocked me
01:40:54And then you went for waffles with baby
01:40:57Should I diss you Rohan?
01:40:59Why can't I speak?
01:41:03Vimal
01:41:04Hey Ayesha what's up?
01:41:06You could have called
01:41:07You've blocked me
01:41:09Ahana
01:41:11Can we talk tomorrow?
01:41:12Please
01:41:13Why did he hook up with me?
01:41:16I don't know what happened
01:41:17Maybe your friends know
01:41:19I'll ask them
01:41:20No no no
01:41:21I needed closure
01:41:22Okay
01:41:23If it all
01:41:24Ends so suddenly
01:41:26Ends?
01:41:27You ended it you piece of shit
01:41:29But we didn't even say goodbye
01:41:31To each other
01:41:32Because you lied
01:41:34That you just needed a break
01:41:36Is this the way to say goodbye?
01:41:37Is that why you were texting me Rohan?
01:41:39I just want us to be friends
01:41:42Is this how you talk to your friends?
01:41:45Hi baby you look so hot
01:41:47Rohan
01:41:48I was just praising you
01:41:50What can I do if you feel bad?
01:41:51I didn't feel bad
01:41:52You flirted with me
01:41:53And I flirted back
01:41:54And we hooked up
01:41:56I'm sorry
01:41:58I feel like shit about it
01:42:00You feel like shit?
01:42:01I feel like shit since we broke up
01:42:03What does it matter to you?
01:42:04Of course it matters
01:42:05But you looked happy
01:42:06When?
01:42:07I saw your pose
01:42:08You even went on a date
01:42:11You moved on
01:42:12Just admit it
01:42:13It wasn't a date
01:42:15I was just acting
01:42:17Everyday your super happy life
01:42:19Your perfect girlfriend
01:42:20I'm fed up Rohan
01:42:22Then don't look
01:42:23Why are you looking?
01:42:24I don't know
01:42:25I don't know
01:42:26I can't stop
01:42:30I just wanted your attention
01:42:38Wow
01:42:46I'm so stupid
01:42:50I thought my self worth
01:42:51Depends on an asshole like you
01:42:59Ask him where was the music night
01:43:02Ana what the hell?
01:43:29I'm sorry
01:43:59Ana
01:44:04Ana
01:44:16It's okay
01:44:19Let's go home
01:44:20No no no
01:44:28That was a bitch move Ana
01:44:31Iman
01:44:32Is this how you talk?
01:44:34What will you do?
01:44:36Iman leave it please
01:44:37Stop it
01:44:38Stop it guys
01:44:39Iman stop it
01:44:40What are you doing Rohan?
01:44:41Talk to me
01:44:42Why are you touching me?
01:44:43Iman leave it
01:44:44What are you doing?
01:44:45Iman stop it
01:44:46What are you doing?
01:44:48Iman stop it
01:44:50Rohan
01:44:51Get off him
01:44:52Rohan stop it
01:44:53You're hurting him
01:45:17Are you okay?
01:45:18Yeah
01:45:19Broke my nose
01:45:20Look what I do
01:45:22That was a bitch move Neil
01:45:26Let's get out of here
01:45:31You too
01:45:33Timing
01:45:34You should have given one
01:45:35Birthday bums
01:45:37You should have given one like me
01:45:50Neil
01:45:52Did you see Lala's page?
01:45:55What happened?
01:45:57Look at Lala's page
01:45:58She's getting bullied
01:46:01Look at what he's saying
01:46:02She's photoshopped her images
01:46:04Apparently she's done her lips
01:46:07Shit
01:46:08Obviously someone has hacked it
01:46:10Who does that?
01:46:12And now everyone is after it
01:46:13Look at this
01:46:15Lightened skin
01:46:16Social climber
01:46:17Sellout
01:46:18This is horrible dude
01:46:19I know
01:46:20Nose job
01:46:22Nagpur's call centre accent
01:46:28Neil call him
01:46:30He should complain
01:46:31This is messed up
01:46:36Neil
01:46:40What happened?
01:46:45I hacked his account
01:46:49What?
01:46:52I posted the first post
01:46:54Why?
01:47:02He complained about me to Harsh
01:47:05He threw me out of the gym
01:47:08You guys broke up
01:47:10She cheated on me
01:47:14She didn't have the things she wanted
01:47:16So she found someone else
01:47:19She put up a story kissing that guy
01:47:21While I was...
01:47:22Neil
01:47:23I'm sorry if you felt bad
01:47:25But that doesn't mean you should take revenge
01:47:28I can't believe you would do this Neil
01:47:48I'm sorry
01:47:54What you have
01:47:57Maybe he doesn't see it
01:48:01And neither do you
01:48:03That's the problem
01:48:13Yeah
01:48:18Yeah
01:48:48Yeah
01:49:01Lala
01:49:02I hacked your account yesterday
01:49:05I posted it in your name
01:49:08I violated your privacy
01:49:12I wanted to humiliate you
01:49:14I just wanted to shame you
01:49:15But what happened after that
01:49:18I'm just ashamed of myself
01:49:21I don't have an answer to why I did all this
01:49:26Except that I wasn't happy with myself
01:49:31I only saw flaws in myself
01:49:34I just kept thinking about what wasn't there
01:49:38All that I have
01:49:40I never saw it
01:49:42Nor did I value it
01:49:46I'd forgotten to be grateful
01:49:50I don't expect to be forgiven Lala
01:49:53I've crossed the line
01:49:55And I'm ready for whatever comes next
01:50:01But I want to tell you and everyone else
01:50:04That what I wrote
01:50:06Showed my reality
01:50:08Not yours
01:50:10I'm truly sorry to have hurt you Lala
01:50:12Welcome
01:50:14Truly sorry to have hurt you Lala
01:50:16Neil Pereira
01:50:23Dating apps should have made life easier
01:50:25But it's even more difficult to meet someone
01:50:28Because now we reject people on a superficial level
01:50:32I don't want to date somebody named Jignesh
01:50:35Is he an investment banker?
01:50:37No no no, she'll keep saying
01:50:38Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks
01:50:40Please read the offer document carefully
01:50:42Before committing
01:50:45And in this world of easy judgements and shallow connections
01:50:47I finally managed to find someone
01:50:50Somebody I could trust
01:50:52Maybe fall in love with
01:50:55Thank you, thank you
01:50:56And in classic Imaad style
01:50:57I completely screwed it up
01:50:59For the first time
01:51:00I felt good
01:51:01I felt comfortable with someone
01:51:03And my heart said
01:51:04It's been a long time
01:51:05You haven't enjoyed Arijit Singh's songs
01:51:07Thank you
01:51:09Seriously
01:51:10If I've had a long term consistent relationship with someone
01:51:14It's my therapist
01:51:17My therapist asked me
01:51:19Imaad, when was the last time you had an intimate relationship?
01:51:23I was like
01:51:24Last night?
01:51:26It was very intimate
01:51:29And she was like
01:51:30Imaad, this is my therapy clinic
01:51:32Not Coffee with Karan
01:51:34I'm talking about emotional intimacy
01:51:38And for the first time in my life
01:51:40Being a comedian
01:51:41I didn't have any comeback
01:51:49Emotional intimacy
01:51:54I feel if I open up more than people
01:51:57They'll judge me and leave
01:51:59So before they leave me
01:52:00I leave them
01:52:03In the end I'm the loser
01:52:04But my ego is always high
01:52:08I've been living alone since I was a kid
01:52:11I was 9 when my mom passed away
01:52:13Then dad decided
01:52:14That he won't live alone for the rest of his life
01:52:17So every evening
01:52:18He would either chill with Mr. Johnny Walker
01:52:21Or with some old monk
01:52:24This was his version of therapy
01:52:26Cheap and bottle tick
01:52:31Sometimes his business partners would come over
01:52:33For drinks
01:52:34And one night
01:52:35Dad's therapy got a little too much
01:52:37And he went to sleep
01:52:39His business partner came to me
01:52:41And he offered me chocolates
01:52:44Now for a 10 year old kid
01:52:45Getting chocolates
01:52:46Is like winning KBC
01:52:52He asked me where the washroom was
01:52:55I took him there
01:52:57And suddenly
01:52:58He took me inside
01:53:03And before I could understand
01:53:04What was happening to me
01:53:07It happened again
01:53:12One more time
01:53:14One more night
01:53:19More chocolates
01:53:23And gradually
01:53:24The wrappers started piling up
01:53:31I know what you guys are thinking
01:53:34That mom loves chocolates
01:53:35She can do anything for them
01:53:40When my dad saw the chocolates
01:53:41He asked
01:53:42Son, these are very expensive chocolates
01:53:44I said, yeah dad
01:53:46You have no idea
01:53:49What did I tell him?
01:53:51Business partner is mixing business with pleasure
01:54:05What happened?
01:54:06Don't be awkward
01:54:07You can laugh
01:54:09If you don't laugh
01:54:10My show will be ruined
01:54:12And now
01:54:13I can't even eat chocolates
01:54:14To cheer myself up
01:54:24Intimacy
01:54:26Into me
01:54:27See
01:54:31For the past 15 years
01:54:32I've had only one aim in life
01:54:35I didn't want anyone to know my truth
01:54:40No one saw it
01:54:42That's why I hid it
01:54:43And came this far
01:54:45And whatever I thought was right for it
01:54:47I lied
01:54:49Ruined relationships
01:54:51Cracked stupid jokes
01:54:53To avoid the truth
01:54:57I didn't even tell my friends about it
01:55:01I thought
01:55:03It was my fault
01:55:06That night
01:55:10A 10 year old kid could have come home
01:55:13Screamed
01:55:16Stopped me
01:55:17Ran away
01:55:21And since then
01:55:24I've been running
01:55:30But not anymore
01:55:32I've spent 15 years of my life with the shame
01:55:37I'm done
01:55:46Tonight I'm taking control of my life back in my hands
01:55:52And there can't be a better place to say this
01:55:56Because if I regret telling you this
01:55:58I can always say
01:55:59It was a joke
01:56:30I can't
01:56:31I can't
01:56:32I can't
01:56:33I can't
01:56:34I can't
01:56:35I can't
01:56:36I can't
01:56:37I can't
01:56:38I can't
01:56:39I can't
01:56:40I can't
01:56:41I can't
01:56:42I can't
01:56:43I can't
01:56:44I can't
01:56:45I can't
01:56:46I can't
01:56:47I can't
01:56:48I can't
01:56:49I can't
01:56:50I can't
01:56:51I can't
01:56:52I can't
01:56:53I can't
01:56:54I can't
01:56:55I can't
01:56:56I can't
01:56:57I can't
01:56:59I can't
01:57:04I can't
01:57:05I can't
01:57:06I can't
01:57:07I can't
01:57:08I can't
01:57:09I can't
01:57:10I can't
01:57:11I can't
01:57:12I can't
01:57:13I can't
01:57:20It's 31st of December
01:57:22I'm a little older
01:57:24And quite clever
01:57:25I understood that like any drug addict,
01:57:28I didn't have to run after the problem drug.
01:57:31I had to run away from reality.
01:57:34I was so lost in looking at the screen
01:57:36that I stopped looking inside myself.
01:57:39And because today is the day to start anew,
01:57:42let's reboot.
01:57:47Resolution 1.
01:57:50Put your phone down
01:57:52and look up.
01:57:56Look at life with your eyes.
01:58:02Because life is meant to be lived.
01:58:04Without filters, without lenses.
01:58:12Resolution 2.
01:58:15Take it easy. Keep it real.
01:58:18You don't need much to be happy.
01:58:22Because when you come close to your truth,
01:58:25only then will people be able to come close to you.
01:58:37Resolution 3.
01:58:39Stop the comparisons.
01:58:40There is no one like you,
01:58:42nor do you need to be like anyone else.
01:58:52You are you.
01:58:54Your future is better than you.
01:59:04Resolution 4.
01:59:06Be grateful.
01:59:10Say, thank you.
01:59:12With all your heart, every day.
01:59:22Resolution 5.
01:59:24Be grateful.
01:59:26Say, thank you.
01:59:28With all your heart, every day.