A last minute invitation to an '80s-themed wedding leaves three best friends enduring heartbreak, humiliation and hangovers as they lay it all on the line for love.
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00:00:00♪
00:00:04Life is so short and oh so sweet
00:00:08Life in the sun is such a treat
00:00:11Do what you wanna do
00:00:13Heart's taking the view
00:00:15Don't let it pass you by
00:00:18No point in feeling blue
00:00:20Our days are only few
00:00:22Make your dreams come alive
00:00:25Smile, be and share it with the world
00:00:33Shine bright, spread your light
00:00:39It's all here for you to enjoy
00:00:47Every day is the first day of your life
00:00:53♪
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00:01:37Life is a breeze when you're at ease
00:01:41Life is what you make it, please
00:01:44Be what you wanna be
00:01:46Feeling wild and free
00:01:48Don't let them drag you down
00:01:51As far as you can see
00:01:53Climb up the highest tree
00:01:55Make your dreams come alive
00:01:58Smile, be and share it with the world
00:02:04I'm fearless and therefore powerful.
00:02:07Mary Shelley.
00:02:10We see Betty Vision not only as an online dream board,
00:02:13but as an opportunity to make people's dreams become a reality.
00:02:17And that seeing Betty Vision posts on one's news feed
00:02:20will be as common as selfies and pictures of food.
00:02:28There's better be an emergency because I'm ten seconds away from a caffeine orgasm
00:02:32that not even my thyroid can fulfill.
00:02:34I think Marcus is going to propose.
00:02:36What? Why? What happened?
00:02:37After my presentation, he said,
00:02:39Oh, by the way, I'm in reservations at Julien for Friday.
00:02:44It's our three-year anniversary.
00:02:46Lucy, do you know what this means?
00:02:48What?
00:02:49Nothing.
00:02:50Absolutely nothing.
00:02:52I'm sorry. What are you going to do? Are you going to say yes?
00:02:54Well, yeah, obviously.
00:02:56I mean, oh my God.
00:02:58We haven't even talked about rings.
00:03:00I hope it's a yellow diamond.
00:03:02Hey, listen, just promise me you don't get me one of those pink bridesmaids dresses.
00:03:05Hanging up.
00:03:06Yep, love you mean it.
00:03:12Oh, fuck!
00:03:14Yay! Oh my God, you're getting married!
00:03:16Right?
00:03:17Oh, yes, the signs are all there.
00:03:19He's totally going to ask you.
00:03:22Yeah, yeah, give me one second.
00:03:23Did you pick a date yet?
00:03:24No, I thought I'd get the ring first.
00:03:26Well, have a few options in mind,
00:03:27because that's going to be the first thing people ask you
00:03:29when you tell them that you got engaged.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:31And make sure to get a manicure before the dinner.
00:03:33Got it, manicure, check.
00:03:34Wait, why?
00:03:36The first picture post of the ring, obviously.
00:03:38Okay, I got to go. I got to go to work.
00:03:40I'll call you after class tonight.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:51Let's work on some chords.
00:03:55Alright, we'll start with G, C, D.
00:04:10What will it be?
00:04:12Oh, um, I'll have a glass of the ambiance pinot grigio, please.
00:04:17No, babe, have the red. It's better for you.
00:04:20Oh, but I kind of feel like...
00:04:21I'll have two braising zins.
00:04:24Thank you.
00:04:43So I was going to have...
00:04:44Go ahead.
00:04:45No.
00:04:46You go.
00:04:47Well, I wanted to...
00:04:51I wanted to leave you after dinner to do this.
00:04:54Let's toast.
00:05:11You know, Lucy, we have been dating for three years,
00:05:14and we've known each other for four years, and well...
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:23It has been four years, just confirming your math.
00:05:26Go on.
00:05:28We are not getting younger.
00:05:29No.
00:05:30And I feel that we're at the point in our relationship
00:05:33where we have to move forward.
00:05:35Yes.
00:05:42Or break up.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Here's your key.
00:05:48I would love mine back.
00:05:55Lucy?
00:06:02That is a sipping wine.
00:06:06That's a $30 glass of wine.
00:06:15Well...
00:06:19Can I have a vodka martini and calamari?
00:06:30Can I get a...
00:06:31Can I get a...
00:06:32Can I get a cheeseburger and pickles?
00:06:34And...
00:06:35Can I get a fries and a shake?
00:06:37Oh, yeah.
00:06:38Can I get a...
00:06:39I want a big shake.
00:06:41Can I get a...
00:06:42I want a big shake.
00:06:45Would you like that double-sized or...
00:07:02Do you want to go for a hike?
00:07:07What about a movie?
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:30Marcus, despite Friday night's events,
00:07:32I think we can still continue to have a productive work environment.
00:07:36Environment?
00:07:37Oh, crap.
00:07:40Productive work relationship.
00:07:42Aha.
00:07:43Productive work relationship.
00:07:45Productive work relationship.
00:07:49Didn't you get my email?
00:07:52What email?
00:07:53Lucy, I think it's best if we don't continue working together.
00:07:57I'm going to have to let you go.
00:07:59See human resources.
00:08:01Smiley face, Marcus.
00:08:07Really?
00:08:08Really?
00:08:09Real mature, buddy.
00:08:10I mean, who's going to update your status for you now?
00:08:12Huh?
00:08:13You are so screwed.
00:08:14And who has a highlighter?
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:32Ugh.
00:08:33Fine.
00:08:35Coming.
00:08:39Hold your horses.
00:08:43Ugh, I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:46Ugh.
00:08:50Marcus' email fired me.
00:08:51Coward.
00:08:52Tell you two.
00:08:53Fuck.
00:08:54Why are you not crying?
00:08:56I'm too angry to cry.
00:08:58My teardrops have turned into daggers and I want to throw them at you.
00:09:01Yay, I love this version of you.
00:09:03I got your text.
00:09:05Karen.
00:09:07He's giving my campaign to Karen.
00:09:10How did I have no idea?
00:09:12Thank you.
00:09:14Dude, why are guys such dicks when they break up with us?
00:09:18Yeah, can't you sue him for wrongful firing or something?
00:09:22I signed a waiver when we first started dating that would supersede any lawsuit.
00:09:25Which I was reminded of during my exit interview with human resources.
00:09:29What about severance?
00:09:31Two weeks.
00:09:32But I'm a true American.
00:09:33I've got debt.
00:09:35My college, credit card, my Louis Vuitton.
00:09:37My life is falling apart.
00:09:41Since when are you pen pals with Denise Masterson?
00:09:44You don't know.
00:09:46Know what?
00:09:47She's getting married.
00:09:49We group texted about it.
00:09:50I've been ignoring your group texts.
00:09:52I've been buried in my campaign.
00:09:53She is having an 80s prom theme wedding.
00:09:57And the entire graduating class is invited.
00:10:01Seriously?
00:10:03Denise Masterson is inviting us to her wedding?
00:10:06Denise Masterson?
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:08Denise Masterson is the person I strive to be from K through 12.
00:10:11Denise Masterson?
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:14Denise Masterson is the coolest, nicest, prettiest girl in the entire school.
00:10:17Denise Masterson is the person you dress up as for Halloween Senior Year?
00:10:21So did you.
00:10:23Ladies, ladies.
00:10:24We don't need to fight over her.
00:10:26We just have to be excited that we get to go to the wedding of the decade.
00:10:30Yeah!
00:10:34Maybe.
00:10:35Maybe I should redirect all of my emotional energy into the anticipation of Denise Masterson's wedding.
00:10:40Thus, masking my true emotions until months pass by.
00:10:44At which point, I'm more emotionally capable of dealing.
00:10:47Can you do that?
00:10:49Sure.
00:10:50I'll just put it on a post-it note.
00:10:51For let's say, um, I don't know, October?
00:10:53Yeah, that seems healthy.
00:10:55I'm not looking for healthy. I'm looking for survival.
00:10:58Whatever gets you through it, I fully support.
00:11:01Thank you.
00:11:02Now, let's focus all of our attention on Denise Masterson's wedding.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06So, Trista told me that they met on a flight to Paris.
00:11:12And she hit on him.
00:11:15No!
00:11:17So, she started the conversation.
00:11:20And by the time they hit the ground...
00:11:23My eye!
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25Wow.
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:27Lavender.
00:11:28So classy.
00:11:29Mine's probably just waiting in my mailbox right now.
00:11:32You didn't get it?
00:11:34I got mine last week.
00:11:36Me too.
00:11:39No!
00:11:40No, no, no, I didn't get it!
00:11:41I didn't get it!
00:11:42I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get an invitation!
00:11:44I didn't get an invitation to her wedding!
00:11:46No, no, it's okay.
00:11:47I thought you said she invited the entire class.
00:11:49What?
00:11:50I don't have a boyfriend!
00:11:51I don't have a job!
00:11:52I can't get an invitation to a wedding!
00:11:54And weddings!
00:11:55FYI, are where 50% of couples meet!
00:11:59It's never good when she starts using statistics.
00:12:02If you're not going, we're not going.
00:12:04What?
00:12:10Because apparently, Denise is not the coolest, nicest, funniest, hippest, trendy, most awesomest...
00:12:22Solidarity.
00:12:25No!
00:12:42Lucy, put the self-help book down.
00:12:45I don't understand.
00:12:46I am doing everything right.
00:12:48I am chanting, and meditating, and manifesting.
00:12:51I'm not being greedy with my visualizations.
00:12:54Watch.
00:12:56I'm imagining myself in a small cubicle, with carpal tunnel, and inner office politics, and...
00:13:02I can't even smell the B.O. from the guy in the room next to me!
00:13:05But nothing is working!
00:13:08Okay.
00:13:10You have gone to the dark side.
00:13:12I need you to go to your happy place.
00:13:15Happy place.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18One times one is one.
00:13:20Two times two is four.
00:13:22Four times four is sixteen.
00:13:24It's not working!
00:13:26Oh my gosh!
00:13:27Even my fail-safe has failed me!
00:13:29Look!
00:13:31I have applied for forty-three jobs, but nobody is hiring.
00:13:35The all-the-less group isn't crossed out yet?
00:13:37It's just because they haven't rejected me yet.
00:13:40I think you need to get out of the house.
00:13:42Mm-hmm.
00:13:43Oh, I can't leave?
00:13:44I have to clean.
00:13:45The place is a mess.
00:13:49Looks pretty clean to me.
00:13:52You're kidding, right?
00:13:53Execute plan B?
00:13:54Yep!
00:13:55What are you doing?
00:13:56Okay, we're helping you rejoin humanity.
00:13:57You're going to take a shower, and then we're going to take you to guitar class,
00:14:00and if you're really good, maybe you'll have a trip to Staples!
00:14:03Ooh, highlighters!
00:14:06Ooh.
00:14:20Oh my gosh!
00:14:21I'm so sorry!
00:14:22No, I'm sorry.
00:14:23It's my fault.
00:14:24I didn't...
00:14:26You know, if there's a car accident, they'll blame you fifty-fifty.
00:14:30I'm fully insured.
00:14:31Good to know.
00:14:35Um, okay.
00:14:37Here you go.
00:14:38Thank you.
00:14:39All right.
00:14:49Oh, God.
00:14:50Fully insured?
00:14:51Get one loose.
00:15:02You left this at the scene of the crime.
00:15:06Thank you.
00:15:07You're welcome.
00:15:08For the record, I got one of those, too.
00:15:10Old school, that way.
00:15:11Are you joining the class?
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14Graham.
00:15:15Guitar teacher.
00:15:16Lucy.
00:15:17Marketing.
00:15:18Nice to meet you, Lucy Marketing.
00:15:23Okay, guys.
00:15:24I'll see you in a minute.
00:15:25Bye.
00:15:26Bye.
00:15:27Bye.
00:15:28Bye.
00:15:29Bye.
00:15:31Okay, guys.
00:15:32My name is Graham.
00:15:33I'm subbing for Marta for the next couple of weeks.
00:15:35If you're not a rock star, I've been in this class.
00:15:37I will give you your money back.
00:15:38Everyone take a page.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41Those are chord sheets.
00:15:42Right.
00:15:43We're gonna get straight into it, right?
00:15:45We're gonna play a song called Uncomfortable Shoes
00:15:47by a good buddy of mine called Elion Olsen.
00:15:50Right.
00:15:51Everyone get your, uh...
00:15:52Get a G going on.
00:15:54You got a G down there?
00:15:55Yeah?
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:57It's a G.
00:15:58We're gonna go to a C.
00:16:01This is a real, real nice B.
00:16:03All right?
00:16:09Just like that.
00:16:10I'm gonna count you guys in.
00:16:11Everybody set?
00:16:12All right?
00:16:13One, two, three, and...
00:16:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:24What happened?
00:16:25We sucked.
00:16:26No, you didn't suck.
00:16:27You just, um...
00:16:28It's all music.
00:16:29We just made a different version.
00:16:30I'll tell you that.
00:16:31Who's got a pick?
00:16:33All right?
00:16:34Put it in your mouth.
00:16:35All right?
00:16:36It's the one I like to play, right?
00:16:37It's just because it looks cool.
00:16:39It makes you feel cooler.
00:16:40All right?
00:16:41You're like a real rock star.
00:16:42I'm gonna do it again.
00:16:43All right?
00:16:44Everyone ready?
00:16:45One, two, three.
00:17:00I've been waiting so long for you.
00:17:06Oh, what did you want to tell?
00:17:14You are the only father I've ever met.
00:17:20I know you don't know, but you know.
00:17:25I've found my home with houses...
00:17:55The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step, Confucius.
00:18:22The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step, Confucius.
00:18:36This is Lucy.
00:18:37Hi, Lucy! It's Denise Masterson from Precious Heart.
00:18:40I got your number off Facebook?
00:18:42Uh-huh.
00:18:43One week until the big day.
00:18:44Crazy!
00:18:45I'm going nuts with last minute details.
00:18:47Seven people haven't RSVP'd.
00:18:50So? Are you coming?
00:18:52I didn't...
00:18:53Shoot. That's the caterer. Hang on a sec.
00:19:12Lucy?
00:19:14Lucy, you there?
00:19:15I'm coming! I'm totally coming!
00:19:17That's, like, so weird that you didn't get my RSVP.
00:19:20Stupid snail mail. One stamp. Wasted.
00:19:22Yay. Three down, four more people to call.
00:19:25Oh, well. Let me save you a few calls.
00:19:28Ryan Becker and Nectar McAllister are definitely coming.
00:19:34Uh, I mean, if they're on your list. Not that they would be, but if they are...
00:19:38Actually, yes, they are.
00:19:40Oh, cool. You just saved me some time.
00:19:42Oh, we're really pumped. We've already got our dresses.
00:19:44We're getting manis, pettis, renting a limo, yadda yadda.
00:19:47Love me some eighties!
00:19:48My cousin Amanda had her baby six weeks early.
00:19:51Oh, no.
00:19:52Oh, the baby's fine.
00:19:54But now, eleven family members from Ohio are not coming down.
00:19:57I've got seats to fill.
00:19:58I'm probably the first bride in history trying to recruit wedding guests.
00:20:02Please tell me that you're bringing plus ones.
00:20:03Plus ones? Yeah, definitely. We're definitely bringing plus ones.
00:20:07Being a complete bride seller. It's just, I hate those tacky weddings with empty seats.
00:20:11Right.
00:20:12Ah, that's the caterer again. I can't wait to meet your hot men.
00:20:15See you Friday.
00:20:16Friday!
00:20:19Wait, hot men?
00:20:21Oh, crap.
00:20:26So, uh, Denise Masterson called me today.
00:20:28Turns out we're invited.
00:20:30Who knew?
00:20:31Not me.
00:20:32So, yay!
00:20:34I get to go to the ball!
00:20:36I feel like Cinderella!
00:20:38What the fuck was that?
00:20:39We need dresses!
00:20:41Crapola!
00:20:42I am completely tapped!
00:20:43Don't worry, I'm too excited. I will cover you!
00:20:46So, I'm thinking sequins all the way.
00:20:48Dynasties, sequins, lots and lots of sequins.
00:20:52So, uh, I might have told Denise we were bringing plus ones.
00:20:56Wait, what?
00:20:57I became possessed by the wedding invitation.
00:20:59The laughter went to my head.
00:21:00Her cousin just had a baby!
00:21:02Hello!
00:21:03And she is a bridezilla with a fear of open spaces.
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:08A, I have no idea what you just said.
00:21:10And B, I don't want to bring a plus one.
00:21:12I want to meet a plus one.
00:21:13Think of all her fiance's hot friends we could meet there.
00:21:15Okay.
00:21:16This is such an easy solution.
00:21:18You can bring that model from your Gucci shoot last month.
00:21:20Ew, he waxes his armpits.
00:21:21That is disgusting.
00:21:22And you can bring that guy that your mom tried to set you up with.
00:21:25Are you out of your mind?
00:21:27Nolan?
00:21:28First of all, I don't think he has time to fit me in between his geek fair and Ren fest.
00:21:32And second of all, I am not going to bring a Trekkie who still wears headgear to Denise Masterson's wedding!
00:21:39Dude!
00:21:45I don't know what to tell you.
00:21:46I was trying to be a yes person and it just came out.
00:21:49We should not be trying to get lame dates for our wedding.
00:21:52Yes, finally, sanity.
00:21:54We should be trying to find dream dates.
00:21:57What?
00:21:58We keep saying yes to the wrong guys.
00:22:00We need to go out there, take some control back, start getting what we want for a change.
00:22:06If Denise Masterson can hit on a guy on a plane to Paris, what is stopping us from doing the same?
00:22:12Airfare.
00:22:13It's Monday, right?
00:22:15Yes.
00:22:16That means we have until Friday to go out there, get our crushes, and bring them to the wedding!
00:22:22Okay, we can't just hit on guys. They're turned off by that.
00:22:26Unless, of course, you're a model with come-do-me-eyes, which I am not.
00:22:30That part's true.
00:22:31That's true. You definitely have more of the, hey, come reorganize my closet with me eyes.
00:22:36Ryan, we're going to do this.
00:22:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:40Oh, come on, it'll be so much fun.
00:22:41Do it.
00:22:42Yes.
00:22:43Ryan.
00:22:44Fuck it. Fine, I'll play.
00:22:45Yay!
00:22:46Oh, I get Chris the bartender from Edenville, baby.
00:22:49Josh Hartnett!
00:22:50Josh Hartnett?
00:22:51Dude, are you being serious right now?
00:22:52Very. He just bought the penthouse in my sister's condo downtown.
00:22:56He's such a gentleman that when I ran into him in the hall and the gum fell out of my gaping mouth, he handed it back to me.
00:23:04Um, thanks, but I think I'll pass. I don't really do humiliation and rejection.
00:23:09And even if I wanted to play, I can't. I don't have a crush.
00:23:13Bullshizen, guitar teacher.
00:23:15Graham? Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. He's so hot and normal.
00:23:19Seriously, pick some random dorky guy. I would much rather humiliate myself anonymously.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:25Guitar teacher it is.
00:23:26Yep.
00:23:27Alright, when's your next class?
00:23:29Tomorrow.
00:23:30Perfect.
00:23:31It's also my last.
00:23:32Great. You can humiliate yourself and run.
00:23:34What I'm proposing is we embark on a pilgrimage to free fearful women all over the atmosphere.
00:23:42Our decision to take back control is bigger than we are.
00:23:45We are forging ahead and paving the road to free the shackles of the restrictions of dating rules from the wrists of single women all over the world.
00:23:55The Miss America pageant called. They want their speech back.
00:24:01Do you really want to waste another three years with the wrong guy?
00:24:05No.
00:24:06So who's in control? You or him?
00:24:10Me.
00:24:12Who's the one who dumped you?
00:24:16Who's the one who fired you?
00:24:21And if you ever want to drink a pinot grigio again, you'll take your control back.
00:24:25You're right. It's my life. I'm in charge. Besides, how hard can it be to hit on some guy?
00:24:34Yay. That means our four-day mission starts tomorrow.
00:24:39Game on.
00:24:57Welcome to the class.
00:24:58I'm sorry.
00:25:02I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:25:04I'm sorry.
00:25:07Are you okay?
00:25:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:10Maggie, are you going to live?
00:25:11Probably.
00:25:13All set? Deep breaths? Okay.
00:25:15Let's get serious. Let's get practicing.
00:25:20No, you just got to keep practicing.
00:25:24Okay, I definitely will. And I'm super, super interested in maybe taking your next course.
00:25:31Yeah, well, there'll be notices on the bulletin board and, you know, when and where I'm doing it.
00:25:34Please shoot me a text, let me know.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:38Hey.
00:25:39Sorry about, uh, my entrance.
00:25:46Can I talk to you for a second?
00:25:47Yeah, sure.
00:25:48Over here?
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:53What's up?
00:25:55So listen, I've got this, um, this wedding to go to on Friday.
00:25:59It's not your wedding, I hope.
00:26:00No, no, not my wedding. A friend's wedding.
00:26:02Um, and I was wondering if, um...
00:26:10If you think I would be able to play a song at said wedding.
00:26:13Graham, you broke a string.
00:26:15Okay, be right there.
00:26:17You know, I think the truth is you're capable of anything you want to do.
00:26:21You have four days. Practice. Surprise yourself.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:25I think it's the C string.
00:26:27There is no C string.
00:26:29I gotta go fix that. Just stay here. Hold on.
00:26:33All righty.
00:26:35I see that.
00:26:36Just let me take this off you and I'll play something.
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Hey.
00:26:50How'd it go?
00:26:51Oh, it didn't go.
00:26:52I opened my mouth and the wrong words came out.
00:26:55No.
00:26:56I'm sorry.
00:26:57It's okay. Positive thinking, onward and upward.
00:27:00Got my interview tomorrow with Gerard Manners.
00:27:02I'm just gonna focus all my attention on that.
00:27:04You're totally gonna get it.
00:27:05Thank you.
00:27:06And in case you don't, I've already spoken to Roy,
00:27:08and he said he would put you back on schedule.
00:27:10Thanks, but waiting tables is pretty much my last resort.
00:27:17You guys still good?
00:27:18Game time.
00:27:19Are you nervous?
00:27:21Please, piece of cake.
00:27:22Be cool.
00:27:23Yeah. Have a mantra.
00:27:25Ooh, have a mantra.
00:27:26Okay. Um, I am cool.
00:27:29I am so cool.
00:27:31Oh, she's in trouble.
00:27:33Hey.
00:27:34Lucy.
00:27:35Good to see you.
00:27:36What's the haps, neighbor?
00:27:37I just finished a killer set down at the comedy store with the boys.
00:27:40Thanks for showing up.
00:27:41You're welcome.
00:27:42You didn't.
00:27:43I know.
00:27:44That's awkward.
00:27:45Yep.
00:27:46I was sexy, per usual.
00:27:47But enough about me.
00:27:48How do you feel about going halfers on a cleaning lady?
00:27:50Excuse me?
00:27:51Well, the first week she would clean my bathroom and kitchen
00:27:54or living room and bedroom.
00:27:55Then next week we'd swap.
00:27:56It's genius.
00:27:58Hey, Ed, hurry up.
00:27:59Your beer's getting cold.
00:28:01Sorry, sweet lady.
00:28:03Alcohol sings her siren song to me.
00:28:05You know what I'm talking about.
00:28:06I know I do.
00:28:07I've got to bolt.
00:28:08But, uh, give some thought to that cleaning lady offer.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12It'll only be half price.
00:28:13Hey.
00:28:14What's wrong with Ed?
00:28:15She wants her body.
00:28:17That.
00:28:18Ugh!
00:28:19Ed!
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:23I am so cool.
00:28:25I am so cool.
00:28:26You are cool.
00:28:27I am cool.
00:28:28I am cool.
00:28:30Well, if it isn't my favorite customer out on a school night.
00:28:34Hey!
00:28:35What up, dog?
00:28:37Slinging drinks, working for my living.
00:28:39How about you?
00:28:40You know, just hanging with my pussy.
00:28:42My posse.
00:28:43My posse.
00:28:44I said my posse.
00:28:45You and the homegirls just out for a night on the town, yeah?
00:28:48You know, yeah.
00:28:49For reals, yo.
00:28:51What'll it be?
00:28:52Three tequilas.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Coming right up.
00:29:00Roaming after my own heart.
00:29:02Uno.
00:29:03Dos.
00:29:05Tres.
00:29:12Alright.
00:29:13Those are on me.
00:29:14I got them.
00:29:16Word!
00:29:17Yo, pound it.
00:29:20Yo, you're a chill dog.
00:29:22Careful with those.
00:29:27Tequila?
00:29:28Mm-hmm.
00:29:29Did you ask him out?
00:29:30I don't know.
00:29:31It's kind of fuzzy.
00:29:32Well, walk us through it.
00:29:33I, uh...
00:29:35Oh, God, I think I turned gangster or something.
00:29:37He probably thinks I'm on medication.
00:29:38So you didn't ask him out?
00:29:39I don't think so.
00:29:41Well, then go back.
00:29:42No, I can't go back.
00:29:43When he gave me the drinks for free instead of saying thank you, I said,
00:29:46Word!
00:29:48Never, ever do that again.
00:29:50I know.
00:29:51I mean, it's a lot harder than it looks.
00:29:53But free drinks, though.
00:29:54That's always a good sign.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56Now go back and get me a free pinot grigio.
00:29:59Those are for me.
00:30:00All of them?
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:02I mean, if I'm gonna go back and talk to him, then I need some liquid courage, don't I?
00:30:05You go get him, girl.
00:30:08Whew!
00:30:10Ugh!
00:30:13Whew!
00:30:15Are you okay?
00:30:17I was born ready.
00:30:18I know, but I asked if you were okay.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:22Well...
00:30:27Whoa, back for more already, rap star?
00:30:33Oh, no.
00:30:34Let me get you some water.
00:30:35We're bad friends.
00:30:36Uh-huh.
00:30:39All right.
00:30:40Time to go.
00:30:45Bye, guys.
00:31:06Bye.
00:31:12Mmm.
00:31:16Ah.
00:31:18Ah.
00:31:21Mmm.
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:36Ugh.
00:31:46Ugh.
00:31:49Tequila is not my friend.
00:31:52Tequila is nobody's friend, my friend.
00:31:54I'm calling to let you make me feel better.
00:31:56Please tell me that it wasn't that bad and that with ample counseling, I still might be able to lead a productive life.
00:32:01It wasn't that bad, and with ample counseling, you can still lead a productive life.
00:32:05Oh, thank God.
00:32:07So, when will Roy be in?
00:32:10Three o'clock.
00:32:12I take it the interview didn't go very well.
00:32:14Position's been filled internally.
00:32:18Hold on.
00:32:28Shaking hands.
00:32:30Well, it's official.
00:32:31I'm employed.
00:32:32Welcome to The Last Resort.
00:32:34We hope you enjoy your stay here.
00:32:36Thanks.
00:32:37There are many activities to partake in while you're at The Last Resort, like candle lighting, for one.
00:32:41I will be partaking in activity number two, sleeping.
00:32:45Lucy, you have some explaining to do.
00:32:48Hola, Hugo.
00:32:50For fuck's sake, will you keep it down?
00:32:52Now, tell me, when do you start back here, eh?
00:32:54Tonight.
00:32:55I just need to go get a wine can, and Roy's gonna put me back on the floor.
00:32:57No, no, no, no.
00:32:58Don't worry.
00:32:59I have an extra one in the back.
00:33:00But you must promise to return it, okay?
00:33:02Because it's top of the line.
00:33:03Now, come, come, come, look.
00:33:04We four napkins.
00:33:05Now, you finish this, okay?
00:33:09Go away.
00:33:11Listen to what Hugo thinks.
00:33:13You need to stop playing these silly little games, okay?
00:33:15Because the females are not meant to hit on the men.
00:33:18You are so sexist.
00:33:20Yes.
00:33:21That is what your society agreed upon.
00:33:23And you have to do this because you're going to confuse the mass.
00:33:26The masses.
00:33:27Whatever.
00:33:28Well, I wouldn't even have to play if I hadn't RSVP'd for all of us.
00:33:31Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:33That's ego.
00:33:34That's what?
00:33:35Ego.
00:33:36American women have too much ego.
00:33:38Okay, listen.
00:33:39In my country,
00:33:40Las mujeres saben lo que hacer.
00:33:42Estudian.
00:33:43Son dedicadas.
00:33:44You know I don't speak Spanish, right?
00:33:46No, I had no idea.
00:33:51Tonight we have the halibut with the garlic creme crust and lemon butter for $39.99.
00:33:56Oh, this one right here?
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58Absolutely.
00:33:59Your server will be right with you.
00:34:00Cheers.
00:34:01The halibut with the graham cracker creme crust and lemon butter for $39.99.
00:34:06I'll be right back.
00:34:09Did she just read us the same special twice?
00:34:11I guess they're pushing the halibut.
00:34:13Hello?
00:34:14Hello?
00:34:15Could we get a drink?
00:34:17Whether you think you can or you think you can't,
00:34:20you're right.
00:34:21Henry Ford.
00:34:22You can do this.
00:34:24Yeah, you can.
00:34:26You're right.
00:34:28Looking good.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:31Oh, Luce.
00:34:32The stud on table 33 wants a Jack and Coke.
00:34:34Thanks.
00:34:36Lucy.
00:34:38Hi.
00:34:39Hi.
00:34:41Do you work here or ?
00:34:43Yes.
00:34:44Yes I do.
00:34:46Oh, this is for you.
00:34:47Jack and Coke.
00:34:49Thanks.
00:34:51Sure.
00:34:52Oh, and I bought the wine.
00:34:53Thanks.
00:34:54Thank you.
00:34:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:58I forgot about that.
00:34:59Oh.
00:35:00No worries.
00:35:01Hey.
00:35:02This is for you.
00:35:03Jack and Coke.
00:35:04I thought you said you work in marketing.
00:35:07Oh, I do.
00:35:08Well, I did.
00:35:09But my ex-boyfriend fired me after we broke up, so...
00:35:15Oh.
00:35:16I am sorry to hear that.
00:35:17Yeah, well, at least I'm single now, right?
00:35:24I'd like a Chardonnay, and my father wants a Gibson Up.
00:35:29Yes.
00:35:31Um, I'm sorry, I've got to go.
00:35:34Um, I'll be here.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37I'm gonna go.
00:35:43Hugo, favor.
00:35:44Gibson Up, Chardonnay for the lady on 24.
00:35:47Of course, ma'am.
00:35:48Thank you.
00:35:49Hey.
00:35:50Ow!
00:35:51My office now.
00:35:52It's so violent.
00:35:56Sit.
00:35:58What?
00:35:59I can't sit.
00:36:00Well, if I sit, I'm gonna have the urge to pee.
00:36:03Sit.
00:36:04Dude.
00:36:05Guitar teacher Graham is here.
00:36:07Seriously?
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:09Table 33.
00:36:10Oh, my God, he is so hot.
00:36:11Right?
00:36:12He's even better looking than I remember him.
00:36:14Well, it's probably the dim lighting.
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:16I'm sweating.
00:36:17Okay, breathe.
00:36:18What do you think he's doing here?
00:36:20I think he's here to see me.
00:36:21Uh, he randomly shows up at a place you've worked for all of five minutes,
00:36:24and you think he's come to whisk you away to some castle?
00:36:27No, he is not James Bond.
00:36:30I think I manifested him.
00:36:31Oh, God.
00:36:32Lucy, we have talked about this.
00:36:34Okay.
00:36:35Synchronicity is a sign one is manifesting their own reality.
00:36:38Anonymous.
00:36:39Blah, blah, blah.
00:36:40At this point, he is out there right now.
00:36:41I mean, none of us are gonna get this.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45I think I just peed a little.
00:36:46Ew.
00:36:47Oh, my God, I just peed a lot.
00:36:49Okay, get out, get out, get out, out.
00:36:52Wait for it to pass.
00:36:53Door!
00:36:54Door!
00:37:00Maybe it's his sister?
00:37:04Oh, how I miss my sisters.
00:37:08My life sucks.
00:37:13Hi, uh, where's the bathroom?
00:37:19Okay, thanks.
00:37:20Um, could you tell my waiter I'd like a Glen Fidich on the rocks?
00:37:24Okay, thanks.
00:37:25Um, could you tell my waiter I'd like a Glen Fidich on the rocks?
00:37:29Two cubes?
00:37:31Uh-huh.
00:37:35There are other guys out there.
00:37:38I know.
00:37:39There was just something about this one.
00:37:43Hang in there.
00:37:46Thank you.
00:37:54Thank you.
00:38:03There she is.
00:38:04That's our waitress.
00:38:05Lucy, is this lady your guest?
00:38:07Yes, and I will dress her up.
00:38:09Apparently, she is eating instead of taking care of us.
00:38:13My father is a shareholder in this corporation, and I am very dissatisfied with her service.
00:38:18Yes, I absolutely understand.
00:38:20Lucy, can I speak to you in the office?
00:38:22Now!
00:38:23Mm-hmm.
00:38:47Being outside is true freedom.
00:38:50Why don't only guys get to do that?
00:38:54You know, I've never been fired in my life.
00:38:57Now I've been fired twice in a month.
00:39:00Well, there goes your parents' lifelong dream of their daughter being a waitress.
00:39:05They'll adjust over time.
00:39:10Sorry about guitar teacher.
00:39:13Thank you.
00:39:17You know, according to the laws of attraction, I manifested all of this.
00:39:23Sure you did.
00:39:27Hey, Nectar texted me.
00:39:30Apparently, Josh Hartnett is in Italy shooting something for like the next six weeks.
00:39:35Seriously?
00:39:36Yep.
00:39:38This game is jinxed.
00:39:39I know, these stupid movie stars. Don't they know that we're trying to play a game here?
00:39:45So what happens to her now?
00:39:47Well, apparently, she gets to pick a new mark.
00:39:51Hey.
00:39:53Maybe you get to pick a new mark.
00:39:57What? I hate the game.
00:40:00Not the fear!
00:40:03Did you see that?
00:40:04Fear!
00:40:05How could I miss it?
00:40:06Word!
00:40:07Ugh, makes me want to throw up.
00:40:10I love you.
00:40:11I'll be more.
00:40:12Love you mean it.
00:40:13Love you mean it, mean it.
00:40:15Let's grow old together.
00:40:16Let's stay friends forever.
00:40:18Nectar can be our nurse.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:22Our hot nurse.
00:40:49This dress is $214?
00:40:51You said I was paying.
00:40:52I know, I just like to hear you say it.
00:40:54Who in their right mind has a themed wedding?
00:40:57Do not talk about my future best friend that way.
00:41:00Fairy tale or love, those are themes, but 80s prom?
00:41:05Well, I love this decade. We really missed out.
00:41:07Yeah, too bad your mom didn't get knocked out at 12.
00:41:12Please don't.
00:41:13Please don't.
00:41:15Do not post that.
00:41:16I feel like the nerd in all those 80s movies.
00:41:19That's awesome.
00:41:20Might be a better date.
00:41:22Ow.
00:41:24I hit on two guys yesterday.
00:41:25It was great.
00:41:27Hang on a second.
00:41:29You're just hitting on any guy you see now?
00:41:31No, just the hot ones.
00:41:32Yesterday I had lunch with George from the market,
00:41:35and then I met this hot guy at the Coronado Pub.
00:41:38We're gonna have dinner tonight.
00:41:39He's really hot, but just got out of a relationship.
00:41:43Okay, so you hit on them. They didn't approach you.
00:41:46No, it was all me.
00:41:47Oh.
00:41:49I even printed these little cards with my name and number on it.
00:41:54So much faster than typing it in their phone.
00:41:56Hey, random thought.
00:41:59Maybe we should just go stag.
00:42:01Oh, stop right there.
00:42:03We should go back in there and really do something to get his attention.
00:42:07You don't think the projectile vomiting was attention grabbing enough?
00:42:11What would be more painful?
00:42:13Going back into the bar?
00:42:14Or knowing you could have taken the man of your dreams to the wedding of the year,
00:42:18fallen in love,
00:42:20and had a video game partner for the rest of your life?
00:42:25Fine.
00:42:26You know, the brain can only register one pain at a time, so
00:42:30just imagine something more painful than asking him out.
00:42:36Yes.
00:42:37That right there.
00:42:38Go do that, and then ask him out.
00:42:40Do you like these earrings?
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:55No.
00:42:56My sweet little cupcake has come back for me.
00:42:58Is Roy here?
00:42:59No, it's his day off.
00:43:00Oh, great.
00:43:02Thank you for the loaners.
00:43:04No, no, no, darling.
00:43:05Where are you going?
00:43:06Stay.
00:43:07Let Hugo make you some coffee, please.
00:43:08Thanks, but no.
00:43:09I've got to run.
00:43:10I'm going to be in charge.
00:43:11You're going to be in where?
00:43:12But isn't your man taken?
00:43:13Yes.
00:43:14Isn't it great?
00:43:15Clearly, fate has another plan for me.
00:43:17No, mija.
00:43:18Now you have to stay.
00:43:19Okay, please, stay and tell Hugo more.
00:43:20Okay, fine.
00:43:21Okay.
00:43:22So there's this guy at yoga.
00:43:24Apparently, the universe has put him in front of me
00:43:26every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for the last year,
00:43:29but I was too blinded by Marcus to notice him.
00:43:31And what's his name?
00:43:32Hot Yoga Guy.
00:43:34Well, you two sound close.
00:43:35I think his name is Jason.
00:43:37Are you sure it's Jason?
00:43:38It doesn't matter.
00:43:39Names aren't important.
00:43:40The important thing is that I'm an in-control adult
00:43:42and I'm plunging forward.
00:43:44Plunging?
00:43:45Like a toilet?
00:43:46No, not like a toilet.
00:43:47I'm moving forward like a...
00:43:49It doesn't matter.
00:43:51The important thing is that I'm going to yoga right now
00:43:53to ask out the possible future love of my life.
00:43:56I see.
00:43:57And when will all this be taking place?
00:43:5815 to 18 minutes, depending on traffic.
00:44:04Hey, I was just wondering...
00:44:05Membership number?
00:44:07Oh, 13069.
00:44:09Actually, I was wondering if I could get a phone number.
00:44:111-800-YOGA...
00:44:12You meant a member's number?
00:44:14Whose?
00:44:15Jason something?
00:44:17Yeah, I'm going to need more.
00:44:18Oh, um, okay, so he's tall, blonde.
00:44:20He does an amazing handstand.
00:44:22Does he have a tat on his left calf?
00:44:24Yes, his number!
00:44:25No.
00:44:27Wait, what?
00:44:28It's against policy.
00:44:30I thought maybe, you know, girl to girl...
00:44:32Girl to girl tends to be a little bit more bitchy and catty.
00:44:34We don't really bond like the men do.
00:44:40Can I start over?
00:44:43Okay, so I've got this bet going with my...
00:44:45Well, it's more of a game going with my friends that
00:44:47I'll hit on this guy and take him to this wedding.
00:44:49And, um, okay, long story short,
00:44:51the guy I picked has a girlfriend.
00:44:53And I found out because he was kissing her in front of me.
00:44:56No shit.
00:44:57Yes, shit!
00:44:59So now I'm trying to come up with that guy
00:45:00who could potentially be my true love,
00:45:02and I thought maybe hot yoga guy and...
00:45:05This is all so humiliating.
00:45:07Now, stop right there.
00:45:09You got a pen?
00:45:13I was visualizing a positive outcome.
00:45:18Hey, you've reached me. Do your thing.
00:45:21Hi! Howdy! Hello!
00:45:23How's it hanging?
00:45:26Um, hi, it's Lucy from yoga class.
00:45:29More specifically, it's Lucy from 7am flow,
00:45:32back row, teal mat.
00:45:34Although, full disclosure, the teal mat is new,
00:45:36so you may not recognize me by it.
00:45:38I used to have a red mat.
00:45:39Well, more of a reddish kind of brown,
00:45:41like a maroon or maybe a plum delio.
00:45:47Moving on.
00:45:49I thought because you sometimes stare at me and down dog...
00:45:53Stare might be too strong a word now that I think about it.
00:45:56I do occasionally wear bright colors.
00:45:58Maybe you've just been distracted by me and my brightness,
00:46:01like one would be distracted by a crossing guard in the street
00:46:04so you stop and don't hit them.
00:46:07If you are satisfied with your message, press 1.
00:46:10To delete and re-record, press 2.
00:46:20Thank you, universe.
00:46:31There's a beauty in this wreckage
00:46:36There's some lightning down the hall
00:46:41Heart's not always where we left it
00:46:47Leaning just beyond these walls
00:46:53Still searching for a reason why
00:46:56Just relax.
00:46:58Ah, there you go.
00:47:01Mm-hmm.
00:47:23Namaste, yogis.
00:47:26You can tell them that you need more time
00:47:31Let your hands hurt and you've lost your mind
00:47:38Fuck!
00:47:42Shit!
00:47:44I am so sorry.
00:47:46I just forgot that I was in yoga class.
00:47:54Oh, God.
00:47:56I feel really bad.
00:47:58I'm usually quite a peaceful person.
00:48:01Do you have another tissue?
00:48:03Yes.
00:48:16Sometimes love comes in whisper.
00:48:18Sometimes it snacks you over the head.
00:48:22Aaron, do you believe in fate?
00:48:25Do you think that it's possible?
00:48:27And I'm not trying to shirk responsibility.
00:48:29Do you think that it's possible that the universe
00:48:32propelled me to bolt upright and break your nose,
00:48:34forcing us together in a hybrid car
00:48:36at 44 miles per gallon on the way to the hospital?
00:48:39Well, fate, do you?
00:48:44You know what? That's okay.
00:48:46Opposites attract, right?
00:48:48I don't know what you're doing Friday,
00:48:50but if you're free, maybe,
00:48:52just maybe you would be available to...
00:48:55Aaron?
00:48:57Aaron?
00:49:27Aaron?
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:53What time is your date?
00:49:54Which one?
00:49:55The guy from the corner...
00:49:56You have more than one?
00:49:58Yep, I met another guy today,
00:50:00and he is hot.
00:50:02Wow, you're juggling guys?
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:05That's awesome, right?
00:50:06I feel like a boy.
00:50:07I'm having scheduling issues.
00:50:09First, I'm meeting date number one
00:50:12for happy hour,
00:50:13and then I have to be home
00:50:15in time for date number two
00:50:16to pick me up at eight.
00:50:18That sounds so amazing.
00:50:19Yeah, but it sure is a lot of work
00:50:21with hair and makeup.
00:50:23I feel like I have two day jobs.
00:50:25Jealous.
00:50:26Well, what are you doing?
00:50:28Well, I tried to meditate.
00:50:30And how did that go?
00:50:32I'm cleaning my fridge.
00:50:34That bad, huh?
00:50:35I attempted to hit on my yoga teacher today.
00:50:37And?
00:50:39I think I need therapy.
00:50:41I mean, my body would not cooperate.
00:50:43I mean, all I had to say was,
00:50:45will you go out with me?
00:50:47So what's stopping you?
00:50:48I don't know.
00:50:49It's not even like he was conscious.
00:50:51What?
00:50:52Oh, and I broke his nose.
00:50:54You broke his nose?
00:50:56Yeah, don't ask.
00:50:57Are you still going with Brian to Edendale later?
00:51:00Oh, yeah.
00:51:01Operation Chris is in full effect.
00:51:03Although, truth be told,
00:51:04I have not seen her yet, so who knows?
00:51:06Well, it should be fun.
00:51:07Take notes.
00:51:08Oh, I will not only take notes,
00:51:10I will highlight them,
00:51:11bullet point them,
00:51:12and courier them over to you.
00:51:13And that is why I love you so much.
00:51:24I love you too.
00:51:55I love you too.
00:52:20Too many people don't understand politics.
00:52:22It's a problem.
00:52:23They vote, but they're ignorant about the real issues.
00:52:26Well, I listen to the debates.
00:52:28I think a lot of people do.
00:52:30The debates tell you nothing.
00:52:32They tell you some things.
00:52:34No, nothing.
00:52:35Listening to the debates is like...
00:52:40You said you watch basketball, right?
00:52:42Yes.
00:52:43It's a fairly aggressive sport for such a pretty girl,
00:52:47but I digress.
00:52:49Uh, listening to the debates is like...
00:52:52being a fairweather fan in basketball.
00:52:55You don't pay attention to your team all year long.
00:52:57I know what a fairweather fan is.
00:53:00Great.
00:53:01So you understand my fairweather analogy.
00:53:07Yeah, um...
00:53:09I have a thing.
00:53:11I-I have to go.
00:53:13You don't have a thing.
00:53:15You're right.
00:53:16I don't.
00:53:17I have a date.
00:53:18That's right.
00:53:19I have another date.
00:53:20I scheduled two dates.
00:53:21It's pretty aggressive for a girl.
00:53:25Your loss.
00:53:31Wow.
00:53:32Yep.
00:53:34Huh.
00:53:37Who did this to you?
00:53:38Makeup counter at the mall?
00:53:40Huh.
00:53:41Oh, I feel like a cheap whore.
00:53:43Um, excuse me.
00:53:44Those are my $600 stilettos.
00:53:46You're an expensive whore.
00:53:49Well, you were right.
00:53:51With the blisters on my feet and this thong riding up my crack,
00:53:54I barely have enough brain space to worry about the humiliation of walking into Chris's bar.
00:53:57That's the spirit.
00:54:00Okay, here I go.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:03Oh, hey.
00:54:04If I become Fashion Roadkill, please tell Nectar that I blame her for everything.
00:54:07My pleasure.
00:54:10Final words?
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:12Leap with gusto, and the net shall appear.
00:54:15My mother.
00:54:16Well, in that case, let's just hope I don't plummet to my death, huh?
00:54:19Godspeed.
00:54:20Hey, meet me at the Reuben truck when you're done.
00:54:22Yep.
00:54:23Can't wait.
00:54:24Food.
00:54:25Whoops.
00:54:26Okay, guys.
00:54:28Settle down.
00:54:37Hey!
00:54:38Help!
00:54:47Yeah.
00:54:54What happened to your shoe?
00:54:56Oh, it's actually a really hilarious story.
00:54:59I was outside and I stepped on a grape and—
00:55:01Yeah, gotta have two shoes.
00:55:02Them's the rules.
00:55:04Okay, I just need to get in for like two seconds because there's this guy inside—
00:55:07You've been denied entry.
00:55:11Okay, I'm just gonna—
00:55:12You've been denied—
00:55:13Yeah!
00:55:14Entry.
00:55:16Entry.
00:55:24Take—
00:55:25Take it out of the—
00:55:26Take it out of the thing.
00:55:40Okay.
00:55:45Okay.
00:56:04No!
00:56:05No, no, no!
00:56:11Why?
00:56:16Oh my God.
00:56:18Chris?
00:56:19Ryan?
00:56:21Did you lose your glass slipper, Cinderella?
00:56:24Sort of.
00:56:26Should I ask?
00:56:27I wouldn't.
00:56:29Yeah, you left pretty quickly the other night.
00:56:31Yeah.
00:56:32Well, considering the circumstances.
00:56:34Yeah, you know, I wouldn't worry about that.
00:56:36I totally remember the first time that I got drunk.
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:43I got nothing.
00:56:45Well, you got one really expensive shoe in a back alley.
00:56:48I'd say that's something.
00:56:51Wait, are you hitting on me?
00:56:52Maybe.
00:56:54No, no, no.
00:56:55Stop.
00:56:56You can't.
00:56:57Why not?
00:56:58Because I'm supposed to be hitting on you.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:02Chris?
00:57:03Here we go.
00:57:05Chris?
00:57:06Shoot, what's your last name?
00:57:08Sanderson.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:10Chris Sanderson.
00:57:11Will you be my—
00:57:12It's Sanderson.
00:57:13There's no R.
00:57:14Oh, okay.
00:57:15No R. Got it.
00:57:16Chris Sanderson.
00:57:20Will you be my date?
00:57:21I'd love to.
00:57:22No, no, no.
00:57:23Hold on.
00:57:24I'm not finished yet.
00:57:25Will you be my date to the best wedding ever?
00:57:29Now?
00:57:30Yes, now!
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:35Word.
00:57:37That was actually my first time at the Coronado.
00:57:39I just sort of wandered in.
00:57:41Oh, yeah?
00:57:42Mm-hmm.
00:57:43Coronado's great.
00:57:44It's like the coolest dive bar.
00:57:46You got Billy in the bar.
00:57:47You got James on the piano.
00:57:49Cheap whiskey all night.
00:57:51My band played a gig there, first gig.
00:58:07It was amazing.
00:58:10I feel like I was in a Sweet Valley High romance novel.
00:58:13And then, and then, he walked up to the grate,
00:58:16and he busted the heel off of that stiletto in order to get it out.
00:58:20It was so romantic.
00:58:22Okay, not if they're my $600 stilettos.
00:58:25Oh, boo.
00:58:26Who needs money when you got romance?
00:58:29Did I mention that he's funny?
00:58:31About a hundred times.
00:58:32Oh, my God.
00:58:33And he's so cute.
00:58:34Look at what he got me.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:58:36Put that thing away.
00:58:37We could get arrested.
00:58:38Oh, my God.
00:58:39It's medicinal.
00:58:40Chill out.
00:58:41Oh, hold on.
00:58:42I feel a cough coming on.
00:58:43Oh, God.
00:58:44Thank you.
00:58:45Hey, I am going to text Nectar and have her meet us there after the date.
00:59:06Hi, date.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09So, tell me more about your music.
00:59:12I love music.
00:59:14Yeah?
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:19Well, my dad taught me how to play guitar.
00:59:21I've been playing since I was little.
00:59:24He used to always say that everybody's got some music in their bones.
00:59:28I totally agree.
00:59:30I love, love, love music.
00:59:34Hey, what type of music do you listen to?
00:59:37Um, like Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Josh Groban.
00:59:42Okay.
00:59:46Guess what?
00:59:48I have an interview tomorrow.
00:59:50You do?
00:59:52Why don't you tell me?
00:59:54I don't know.
00:59:55I guess I feel like it's my last shot and I didn't want to jinx it.
01:00:01No.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:07I can't. I can't get high.
01:00:09You always say that.
01:00:11Um, I always say that because it's true.
01:00:13My body cannot get high.
01:00:15I bet you you could get high if you wrote it on a post-it.
01:00:20Oh, that's funny.
01:00:21That's not funny.
01:00:23Come on.
01:00:25Why don't you just live a little for a change, huh?
01:00:29Hmm?
01:00:31Fine.
01:00:35Oh.
01:00:44So?
01:00:48I feel nothing.
01:00:49Oh, you are so frustrating.
01:00:51Oh, I bet you that's them.
01:00:53Let's go hide. Come on.
01:00:54Hide?
01:00:55Behind the chair. Go, go, go.
01:00:57Oh, behind here. Go, go, go.
01:01:05I wonder if they'll kiss.
01:01:07I wonder if they'll use tongue.
01:01:09The first kiss you'll remember for the rest of your relationship.
01:01:11It's the most romantic thing ever.
01:01:14Oh, my God.
01:01:24All right. Um, that was fun.
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:28Thank you.
01:01:29Okay.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:36Ha!
01:01:37I knew you could get high.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:40This is awesome.
01:01:41Bye.
01:01:42Get home safe.
01:01:48Boo!
01:01:49Ah!
01:01:51You went out with my gram?
01:01:52What do you mean, your gram?
01:01:54Guitar teacher.
01:01:56That? He?
01:01:58That, that, he, that was your gram?
01:02:00Yes, Nectar.
01:02:01That, he, that, that is my gram.
01:02:03You know what? I wouldn't listen to her.
01:02:05I think she's gotta hide.
01:02:06Lucy.
01:02:07For the last time, I can't get high.
01:02:08Lucy, I had no idea that was your guy.
01:02:11I have a crush on a gram.
01:02:13You go out with a gram and you don't think about it?
01:02:15No.
01:02:17I met him at a dive bar one night.
01:02:18He was talking to me about how he just broke up with his girlfriend
01:02:20and she was in London and he was here
01:02:22and he was waiting for her to come back
01:02:23so he could do it in person.
01:02:24It just turned into this whole...
01:02:25Stop talking.
01:02:26It doesn't matter.
01:02:27You kissed him, Nectar.
01:02:28You can't take that back.
01:02:29For the record, I leaned in.
01:02:31I kissed him.
01:02:32I'd been going out with the wrong guys all week
01:02:35just based on what they looked like
01:02:37so I wanted to know if we had any chemistry
01:02:39which we didn't.
01:02:40We had nothing in common.
01:02:41He doesn't want me, I don't want him.
01:02:43So now he's the wrong guy?
01:02:45Wow.
01:02:46My dream guy is the wrong guy.
01:02:48I really think we should look at this as the glasses half full.
01:02:51He's available, he's single
01:02:53and I don't want him.
01:02:54You are unbelievable.
01:02:55I have been dreaming about this guy
01:02:56manifesting our life together
01:02:58for the last however long
01:02:59and you pick him up for one night
01:03:00and you don't want him?
01:03:02No.
01:03:03Say you want him.
01:03:04But I don't want him.
01:03:05Say you want him.
01:03:07Lucy.
01:03:08Say it!
01:03:09I really don't.
01:03:10Say you want him!
01:03:11Oh, would you just say it already?
01:03:13All right, fine.
01:03:14I want him.
01:03:16There, are you happy?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:18Yes, Nectar, I am very, very happy.
01:03:20Lucy, you are out of control right now.
01:03:23Well, maybe I need to be a little out of control for a change.
01:03:27You cannot come in!
01:03:28Get off my porch!
01:03:33What just happened?
01:03:34I don't know, but for five bucks I'll drive you home.
01:03:36What?
01:03:37Okay, three.
01:03:38That is my final offer.
01:03:40This is ridiculous, I had no idea.
01:03:43And I want you to think about what you've done, young lady.
01:03:57Howdy, neighbor.
01:03:59Hi, Ed.
01:04:00Your mail came to my house again,
01:04:02although at this point I'm pretty convinced you're stuffing it in my box,
01:04:05so I have to come over here to bring it back to you.
01:04:07Hashtag, I think you're hitting on me.
01:04:10It's working.
01:04:13What are you all dressed up for?
01:04:15You know, I just had to run out to the pharmacy.
01:04:18Oh, yeah, you've probably seen me taking out the trash in my tux.
01:04:21Hey, you didn't by chance DVR the Clippers game, did you?
01:04:24You know I did.
01:04:25That's my girl.
01:04:30Oh, did you want to come in?
01:04:32Okay, okay, arm twisted.
01:04:34God, you sound desperate.
01:04:36Where are you going?
01:04:37Beer.
01:04:38Ed must get beer.
01:04:40Pepperoni and mushroom work for you?
01:04:41Extra pepperoni?
01:04:43My dinner was awful.
01:04:45They serve dinner at the pharmacy?
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:52Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
01:04:55come on, come on, up!
01:04:57Pooh!
01:04:59What happened?
01:05:00We just fell down, mother fu-
01:05:02Whoa, hey, model with a potty mouth, watch it.
01:05:07Go on, say it, I dare you.
01:05:08No.
01:05:09Come on.
01:05:10Mother fuckers!
01:05:15Freedom.
01:05:17Proud of you.
01:05:18By the end of the night, we'll have you lighting your farts on fire.
01:05:20Is that a real thing?
01:05:22A blue flame?
01:05:23No joke.
01:05:24I'm in.
01:05:26Set it up.
01:05:48Okay.
01:05:55I am the master of my fate.
01:05:57I can because I say I can.
01:05:59Happiness is a choice, and I'm making it right now.
01:06:02Great! Now I feel better.
01:06:18Oh, my God.
01:06:20Oh, my God.
01:06:22Oh, my God.
01:06:23Oh, my God.
01:06:27Oh, my God.
01:06:29Oh, my God.
01:06:30Oh, my God, how embarrassing.
01:06:31Oh, God.
01:06:33Oh.
01:06:37Oh, my God!
01:06:39Oh, shit!
01:06:40I must have started my...
01:06:41Started your what?
01:06:42You know.
01:06:43You know!
01:06:44You know!
01:06:45Oh, shit!
01:06:47Holy shit!
01:06:48You totally crimson mustached me!
01:06:51Oh, God!
01:06:53I just tasted it!
01:06:54My tongue just tasted it!
01:07:06Are you okay in there?
01:07:09Ed?
01:07:12Can I borrow your toothbrush?
01:07:17I'm kidding.
01:07:18I'm kidding.
01:07:19I'm totally, totally joking with you.
01:07:22I'm sorry.
01:07:23I'm sorry.
01:07:24I'm sorry.
01:07:25I'm sorry.
01:07:26I'm sorry.
01:07:27Don't sweat it, babe.
01:07:28It's fine.
01:07:29Besides, I was a little low on iron.
01:07:32Yeah.
01:07:36Come on.
01:07:37Let's go light our farts on fire.
01:07:43You know you love it.
01:07:46Hmm.
01:08:17We're interviewing several candidates for this position.
01:08:20Great.
01:08:21I thrive in competitive situations.
01:08:22Give me three reasons why I should hire you.
01:08:25Um, I have excellent leadership and delegation skills.
01:08:28In the past year, I was the head of two multi-million dollar campaigns.
01:08:33And I have seven years social media marketing experience.
01:08:36And I have a lot of experience in marketing.
01:08:38And I have a lot of experience in marketing.
01:08:40And I have a lot of experience in marketing.
01:08:42And I have a lot of experience in marketing.
01:08:44And I have a lot of experience in marketing.
01:08:45And I have a lot of social media marketing experience as an account manager.
01:08:48Lois Murphy, you'd start out as an account assistant.
01:08:50Great.
01:08:51I am happy to learn and share my knowledge at any level.
01:08:54It would be mostly learning.
01:08:55We're very different from Costner.
01:08:57I'm always up for a challenge.
01:08:59Oh.
01:09:00You worked under Marcus Krevick at Costner.
01:09:02I did.
01:09:03I know Marcus.
01:09:05Really?
01:09:06NYU.
01:09:07The guy is the life of the party.
01:09:11And, um, you quit.
01:09:16Yes.
01:09:18Um, technically I was, uh, well, you know what?
01:09:22You probably don't want to be technical about it.
01:09:24Yes, let's do.
01:09:26I was let go.
01:09:27Conflict of interest.
01:09:28Marcus fired you.
01:09:30Yes.
01:09:31After three years of dating, Mr. Wonderful dumped me and then fired me.
01:09:35And of course the one real interview I managed to get in 32 days, he ruins that too.
01:09:40Let's just cut the crap, shall we?
01:09:42You're not going to hire me because I was fired by your old college buddy.
01:09:45But you know what?
01:09:47As a marketing genius, this job is well beneath my talent and experience.
01:09:51Here's the part where you say you'll be in touch.
01:09:54And I go home and decorate my walls with post-it notes full of positive affirmations trying to control my way to happiness while I wait for the phone to ring.
01:10:00But you know what I need?
01:10:01Much more than a shopping spree at Staples followed by an evening of fine point finger smudges and paper cuts.
01:10:06Do you know?
01:10:07I need a date to tonight's wedding.
01:10:10And if that means I need to get a little out of control, so be it.
01:10:13Life's out of control and from now on, so am I.
01:10:20I am leaving now because I will not let you and Marcus be my fate.
01:10:31Goodbye.
01:10:49Goodbye, my friend. I'll miss you.
01:10:52Hello?
01:10:53Please forgive me. I was selfish and guarded and so much more.
01:10:56I forgive you. I forgive you. And I am so sorry.
01:10:58No need to apologize. I just need Graham's number.
01:11:01I'm going to do it.
01:11:02Oh, yay! That is so wonderful.
01:11:05I don't have his number, though. I gave him my card.
01:11:07Caller ID?
01:11:08Blocked.
01:11:10I am trying to do the right thing here. Why won't the universe cooperate with me?
01:11:14I don't know.
01:11:15Caller ID?
01:11:16Blocked.
01:11:18I am trying to do the right thing here. Why won't the universe cooperate with me?
01:11:22Oh, I know. I can Facebook him.
01:11:24You are Facebook friends with him?
01:11:26Well, yeah, but I Facebook all my dates.
01:11:29Okay, do you follow any of the dating rules?
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:32It's okay. I'm going to let this go because I know about your quest to reach a thousand Facebook friends.
01:11:36Oh, thank you.
01:11:37You're welcome.
01:11:42Oh, holy crow!
01:11:43What?
01:11:44You checked in for happy hour at the airliner downtown.
01:11:46Yes! I am no longer being cock-blocked by the universe.
01:11:50Wait, downtown?
01:11:56Ah!
01:12:00Can I just...
01:12:01Can I...
01:12:14Ah!
01:12:45Ah!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:49When you're gone
01:13:16Yeah!
01:13:17Okay.
01:13:18Drinks are on me.
01:13:19Phil, you drinking?
01:13:21I thought we told you not to come. You're barred.
01:13:24Graham.
01:13:25Yeah.
01:13:27Oh, hey.
01:13:28Hey.
01:13:30Wow.
01:13:31Wow.
01:13:33Did you catch the gig?
01:13:35I did. Well, just the end, but it was great. You were really great.
01:13:39Thanks.
01:13:40How's the wedding song going on?
01:13:43I don't know anything about that. It's actually tonight, and I'm not playing a song.
01:13:47Ah, did you get nervous? Change of mind?
01:13:49Uh, no. I was never playing a song.
01:13:52The truth is, um...
01:13:57I know I hardly know you, but from the moment I met you, I felt this unbelievable connection.
01:14:02And I know this is going to sound crazy, but maybe I need to be a little crazy, so here goes.
01:14:08I would love, more than anything in the world, for you to be my date tonight to said wedding.
01:14:17What?
01:14:21Is that said wedding invitation?
01:14:23Yes. Said wedding invitation. And it's tonight, and it's short notice, because it's at seven.
01:14:28And, um... Oh, no, wait. Is it seven or is it eight? Oh, I think it's eight.
01:14:32No, no, no. Hang on. This will just take a second. I'm so... I'm so sorry.
01:14:35I should have... Take one second. I'll just...
01:14:38Thank you.
01:14:39So embarrassing.
01:14:41No. You know what? Who cares what time society says we should get there?
01:14:45Let's just get there when we feel like it.
01:14:47I got you a whiskey.
01:14:48Thank you, sweetheart.
01:14:50Um...
01:14:52Lucy, Mel. Mel, Lucy.
01:14:55Weren't you our waitress the other night?
01:14:59I was.
01:15:00Well, you were a very good waitress the other night, right?
01:15:06Lucy! Lucy!
01:15:32Mr. and Mrs. Masterson?
01:15:33Mr. and Mrs. Masterson?
01:15:35Hi. I'm Ryan Becker. I went to Precious Heart with Denise.
01:15:39Oh, how lovely!
01:15:45Oh, you're the hot girl in Can't Buy Me Love.
01:15:47Oh, yay! You got it!
01:15:49I was afraid everyone might just think I was clumsy.
01:15:52And I'm the chicken in the movie.
01:15:54No, honey. You're the duck from that pink movie.
01:15:57Ducky!
01:16:00I don't know. The girls dress me.
01:16:02Wow. I mean, not only is Denise the coolest person ever,
01:16:05but she has the coolest parents.
01:16:07Yeah, I mean, my parents would never let me have a wedding like this.
01:16:10Laurie Henry!
01:16:12Ah! Elaine!
01:16:13Hey, Mel!
01:16:14Hi, Elaine!
01:16:17Nice to see you.
01:16:22Ryan!
01:16:23Hi!
01:16:26Cool.
01:16:27Cool.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:30So...
01:16:31Ed and Chris are gonna go save us some seats.
01:16:34How many should we save for Lucy?
01:16:36I don't know.
01:16:37It's 7 o'clock and she's still not answering her phone.
01:16:39I mean, come on, let's be honest here.
01:16:41I mean, the slight chance that she even tracked him down,
01:16:43what are the odds that he even said yes?
01:16:46Shit, she can't die.
01:16:47Okay, don't say anything. Just act like it's completely normal.
01:16:49No, no, wait. Avoid tears.
01:16:50Lucy!
01:16:51You look great!
01:16:52You look amazing. Your hair looks great.
01:16:53Your eye makeup looks fantastic.
01:16:55I suppose you want to know what happened.
01:16:57No!
01:16:58Yes! Was it traumatic?
01:16:59Did you find him?
01:17:00Did you say anything to him?
01:17:01What did you say?
01:17:03No, no, no. Lucy, don't cry.
01:17:05Don't cry. We're beyond tears here.
01:17:07We're beyond tears.
01:17:08Be in control of the tears.
01:17:09Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
01:17:11I ate a hot dog off a street meat cart.
01:17:14No napkin.
01:17:15Lucy, are you okay?
01:17:16And then, I went home and I shredded my ice post-it notes.
01:17:21Ice?
01:17:22In case of emergency.
01:17:23Oh, dear God.
01:17:24And then?
01:17:25Mm-hmm.
01:17:26And then?
01:17:27There's more?
01:17:28I called the owner from Betty Vision,
01:17:30and I pitched myself to take over the campaign.
01:17:33Oh, what happened?
01:17:34We have a meeting on Monday.
01:17:36That's amazing!
01:17:38Okay, I am confused here.
01:17:40What happened to Graham?
01:17:41Did he say yes or no?
01:17:44He said...
01:17:45He said yes.
01:17:50He didn't wait for me to give you an answer, but I said yes.
01:17:55What about your girlfriend?
01:17:56Oh, no, we broke up.
01:17:57She was collecting things.
01:17:59So, uh, you're single.
01:18:02I'm single.
01:18:03Me, too.
01:18:04I figured.
01:18:06It's that 80s thing, prom, wedding.
01:18:09So, I'm a father at short notice.
01:18:11You gonna stand outside my window blasting that thing?
01:18:13Yeah, send you.
01:18:15I figured maybe I should bring her to me first.
01:18:17Since it's the first date and all.
01:18:19Okay.
01:18:20You want to be?
01:18:21What about a pinot grigio?
01:18:23Let's make it two.
01:18:26Let's figure it out.
01:18:40Hey.
01:18:41Hey.
01:18:43Cheers.
01:18:46Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats
01:18:48as the ceremony starring your prom royalty
01:18:51will start in just a few moments.
01:18:54Guess we should take our seats.
01:18:56Guess we shouldn't.
01:18:58Let's go, lovers.
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:03I'm glad you asked me to come.
01:19:05Was that a thing you felt?
01:19:08Yeah, I felt it, too.
01:19:21I've wanted to do that since I met you.
01:19:35I've been wanting to do that since I met you.
01:19:37Okay, then.
01:19:42Let's get drunk.
01:19:44Yeah.
01:19:52Hey, kiss me.
01:19:54I kissed you.
01:19:56Nectar.
01:19:57Hi.
01:19:58You guys know each other?
01:20:00You know, it's a really long story.
01:20:02Yep, it's a long story.
01:20:03Man, I wouldn't.
01:20:06She's gay!
01:20:08What?
01:20:09Holy shitballs.
01:20:10She just gets cooler and cooler.
01:20:13To Denise Masterson.
01:20:15To Denise Masterson.
01:20:22Hey.
01:20:36She's really into you.
01:20:52Hey.
01:20:53Hey.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:55Hey.
01:20:56Hey.
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01:21:00Hey.
01:21:01Hey.
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01:21:06Hey.
01:21:07Hey.
01:21:08Hey.
01:21:09Hey.
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:11Hey.
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01:21:13Hey.
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01:21:15Hey.
01:21:16Hey.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:18Hey.
01:21:19Hey.
01:21:20Hey.
01:21:21Hey.
01:21:22Hey.
01:21:23Hey.
01:21:24Hey.
01:21:25Hey.
01:21:26Hey.
01:21:31Tonight, tonight.
01:21:32Got something to prove.
01:21:34Love's on the line, win or lose.
01:21:38Not going to stop until the night ends.
01:21:44Pick you up.
01:21:46Caught in the night.
01:21:48I'm gonna make you mine
01:21:50Pull you in tight
01:21:52Can you feel the heat?
01:21:54Taken you to the beat
01:21:58Taken you to the right
01:22:01You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:22:08Taken you to the beat
01:22:11Taken you to the right
01:22:14You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:22:22We lock the eyes, it's just begun
01:22:25Two hearts start to burn as one
01:22:28Not gonna stop until the night ends
01:22:35Young love, never too soon
01:22:38Two souls in a crowded room
01:22:41Pull you in tight
01:22:43Can you feel the heat?
01:22:46Taken you to the beat
01:22:49Taken you to the right
01:22:52You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:22:59Taken you to the beat
01:23:02Taken you to the right
01:23:05You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:23:35. . .
01:23:52Can you feel the heat?
01:23:55Can you feel the beat?
01:23:58Can you feel the heat?
01:24:01Can you feel the beat?
01:24:04Can you feel the heat?
01:24:07Can you feel the beat?
01:24:10Can you feel the heat?
01:24:13Can you feel the
01:24:15Taken you to the beat
01:24:18Taken you to the right
01:24:21You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:24:28Taken you to the beat
01:24:31Taken you to the right
01:24:34You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:24:41Taken you to the beat
01:24:44Taken you to the right
01:24:47You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:24:54Taken you to the beat
01:24:57Taken you to the right
01:25:00You and I, it's all we have tonight
01:25:08. . .
01:25:30. . .
01:25:52I fantasize
01:25:55Lavender and jasmine oil
01:26:00Perfume, everything
01:26:03Honey bread, figs and wine
01:26:07And in my harem all the girls will sing
01:26:13She's not a love breaker
01:26:16More of a love maker
01:26:18She's got a lot going on
01:26:23She ain't a holy rover
01:26:26She's like a Moses
01:26:29She's got a lot going on
01:26:34In my harem all the girls will sing
01:26:45In my harem all the girls will sing
01:26:53. . .
01:26:56I fantasize another life
01:27:01When skies are moody
01:27:04Even more than me
01:27:07The smoke will rise
01:27:09I'll see the light
01:27:11And in my choir all the boys will sing
01:27:17She's not a traffic stopper
01:27:20She is a road hopper
01:27:22She's got a lot going on
01:27:28She is a biscuit baker
01:27:30And she's a booty shaker
01:27:33She's got a lot going on
01:27:38In my choir all the boys will sing
01:27:45. . .
01:27:49In my choir all the boys will sing