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00:00These five people all claim to be members of the Bloom family, but one of them is not telling the truth.
00:08It's the game that asks you to decide which member of a close-knit clan is actually a relative stranger.
00:14No Relation.
00:16And now, here's the host of our show, Mike Crowe.
00:25Hello there, Jennifer. Thank you so much.
00:27My name is Mike, this is No Relation, and the object of our game today is to try and figure out
00:32which member of the Bloom family is an imposter.
00:35Now, before the program, the Blooms spent some time with a complete and total stranger,
00:39somebody they'd never seen before.
00:41They told that person everything they could think of about themselves,
00:44and now that imposter has assumed the identity of the real fifth family member
00:49who's watching the proceedings from backstage.
00:52That being said, let's say hi to the Blooms, starting with Sandy. Hi there.
00:56Hi, how you doing?
00:57I'm doing fine. Why don't you all just introduce yourselves, starting with you.
01:00I'm Sandy, and I'm the mother of these four beautiful ladies.
01:05Yes, you are. And next to you is Jody.
01:08Jody. Hi. I'm an adjuster, claims adjuster, and I'm married.
01:14And probably her daughter, aren't you?
01:15Yeah.
01:16I knew that. And next to you...
01:18I'm Allison, and I'm her daughter, and I'm in the nail business.
01:21Very nice.
01:22I'm Marissa, I'm her daughter, and I'm a law clerk.
01:25Okay, and Adrienne.
01:26I'm Adrienne, I am her daughter-in-law, married to Steven, her son,
01:29and work for Steven, and I'm a mother of two little boys.
01:32Starting to see a trend. It's the Bloom family, everyone.
01:38Hard to believe, but one of these ladies has just told us an untruth,
01:42and it will be up to our celebrity panel to try and figure out who's telling tall tales here,
01:46and we have a great panel with us today,
01:48starting with a guy who I know a lot of people know from Saved by the Bell.
01:51Please welcome Dennis Haskins.
01:54Hi.
01:57Well, I want help already.
01:59Well, you've got lots of help. You've got two other celebrities to help you along,
02:02but is everything going okay with you?
02:04It's going great, yeah. We're in our 200th round of shows now.
02:08It's the show that wouldn't die, Saved by the Bell.
02:10Mr. Belding, right?
02:11Yeah, Mr. Belding.
02:12Well, we'll have lots of Bells for you here as well.
02:15From the young and restless, you've been providing comic relief now for ages.
02:18You've got the Blooms whipped into a frenzy here already.
02:20Say hi to Kate Linder, everybody.
02:22Hi.
02:25How are things on the show?
02:26Oh, it's great. Young and the Restless, one I've been on for 14 years. I can't believe it.
02:31And the guy sitting next to you, too, is no stranger to doing lots and lots of shows.
02:35Charlie Robinson from Home Improvement, Night Court, all over the place.
02:39Nice to be here.
02:40Nice to be here.
02:41You've got something in the works, too, don't you?
02:43Yeah, I'm doing a new series called Ink with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen.
02:47Great. Well, we'll look forward to that, too.
02:49Yeah, please.
02:50Our game here is simple. We are conspicuously void of rules, actually.
02:53All I have to ask you to do is ask questions pertaining to the information we've provided in a biography.
02:58You can go off on a tangent if you'd like.
03:01Don't ask questions that require numbers in the answers.
03:03No phone numbers, social security numbers, things like that.
03:06All you have to do, Blooms, is tell the truth as often as you can.
03:09Okay?
03:11We are going to start with Marissa.
03:12So, Marissa, if you would come down here and sit where Sandy is, I'll ask the rest of you to head off in that direction.
03:17And you can do that right now.
03:19And while they do that, I'll remind everybody at home that we play our game in two rounds.
03:23In round one, you guys will each have 30 seconds to individually question each family member.
03:28In round two, we'll bring back all of the Blooms, see how well they know one another.
03:32Marissa, are you ready?
03:33I'm ready.
03:34I know Dennis Haskins is ready.
03:35Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm ready.
03:38We're going to start the clock on your first question.
03:39Okay.
03:41Hi, Marissa.
03:42Hi.
03:43Now, it says here that you are the only child that went to college.
03:45That is correct.
03:46Now, why are you the only person that went to college?
03:48Well, I've been driven since I was the youngest girl.
03:50I can't speak for them, but I went to college right after high school,
03:53and I just knew that I wanted to go to law school and become an attorney someday.
03:57So, I had to go there.
03:58What field of law did you study?
04:00Well, I went to law school, and I now do just a little bit of everything in the law firm.
04:05Oh, okay.
04:06And just on a totally separate subject, do you have stuff in common with your sisters?
04:11Yeah, we're all very...
04:12Wow.
04:13They're all very.
04:1430 seconds does fly, doesn't it?
04:15Wow.
04:16Kate Linder.
04:17Okay, Marissa.
04:19Graduating from law school, that's great.
04:21What part of the class were you in?
04:23I was the top of my class.
04:24Wow.
04:25And what type of law do you intend to pursue?
04:28I'll be in probably civil litigation, probate, corporate law.
04:33Okay.
04:34And you clerk at a law firm.
04:35Which known lawyer would you most want to be like?
04:38Um.
04:40That's a tough question.
04:42I thought so, too.
04:44It's a real tough question.
04:45I was very impressed with Marsha Clark.
04:47Very good answer.
04:49Marsha Clark.
04:52I want you to describe your first car for me.
04:56My first car?
04:57Yes, the first one.
04:59My first car was a yellow Capri.
05:04A yellow.
05:05Capri and it had these big
05:08Tires and it was a stick shift, which I couldn't drive
05:12But it was the loudest engine and when I drove it to high school
05:15I thought I was an idiot, but the guys loved it. Oh, yeah, so
05:20We drove my car every time for lunch. Yeah. Yeah, and did it run well for about a month?
05:26I
05:32Don't know if she's telling the truth, but we're gonna find out when we come back and continue our questioning in round one stay with us
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07:53And we are back everybody welcome I'm still Mike this is still no relation and we are still questioning the bloom family in round one
07:59We've talked with one member and Jody is in the hot seat now, and we're going to start with Kate great
08:05Okay, Jody. Hi. Tell me what what do you do? I'm a claims adjuster. I work for the Auto Club and
08:12Basically, I'm out in the field all day
08:15injuries mostly
08:16Okay, what's the most unusual acts of accidents droid that you've heard from your clients when you're your client?
08:22I don't know whether I can say it on TV
08:25Okay, how do we say this?
08:30And her husband and they had been having
08:48Whoopi can we say that and they got rear-ended during the version of whoopi or in the
08:55Car and
08:58Let's just say the man came in he was missing a part of himself
09:02What yes, it was gosh. Yeah
09:07What is Bunko a
09:09Bunko is the best game in the world it is
09:12Once a month there are 12 of us that get together at one of the people's houses, and it's a dice game
09:18It's a version of whoopi no doubt Dennis
09:21I'm not even going
09:23I want to know about your sisters has one of them changed more than the other or what no well gain lost weight
09:32No, not really. No. No, you can't really say that. Okay. All right. No. Well, I could but I won't
09:39Oh, you're like to be really do people tease you for something
09:44Well, they tease me about my weight about your way. I'm a fanatic about that. Yeah, are you fanatic about anything else?
09:50um
09:53Chips
09:57Thank you very much you can slip right through that door there
09:59We're gonna talk about your weight while you're gone, and we're also going to welcome Sandy here comes Sandy right now
10:06And you guys can get your questions. Yeah
10:09Sandy looking mighty confident awfully credible. She's in the hot seat and
10:13Charlie Robbins, okay
10:15What is the one thing that you and your husband love to do together?
10:20Travel
10:22Travel. Oh, yeah together. Okay, and where do you go? We go on short weekends? Uh-huh
10:30San Francisco Newport
10:32Close because we were busy people during the week we work and we'd like those weekends
10:38Tell me one of the best trips that you guys ever probably to up north to Cambria because that's the first place
10:45I'm ready. Do you have somebody that's like you've looked up to your whole life like my father
10:52Okay, that's good, but like maybe a celebrity role model. Maybe oh
10:57Elizabeth Taylor
10:59Did you ever meet this person? Yes? Yeah, okay, okay?
11:02What would you say is the key to being glamorous since Liz is glamorous?
11:06What would you say is a lot of time in the bathroom looking in the mirror?
11:11All right, all right, so you're married now, but I understand you had like a really long engagement how long was it 16 years?
11:18Wow, yeah, why'd you wait so long? Did you just can't be too careful?
11:25Okay, you manage a jewelry store, what's the most expensive item in the store right now? Oh, it's a necklace
11:32It's about $2,400 because it's a costume jewelry. What's it look like? It's beautiful. It's a
11:38It's cubic zirconia and set in rhodium
11:41Okay, nice, and you also work part-time as a personal shopper. Yes, I do
11:46So how did you get into this line of work? I've been a sales women easy. It just fits
11:52Okay, and which of your customers has had the most unusual taste?
11:57Charlie's just sitting here biting his tongue Sandy you go right out of this way. Thank you and
12:03Here comes a dream all right
12:05So you guys figuring this out?
12:12Right on the edge of this big green shade there, how are you fine? How are you just fine everything?
12:17Okay back there in our sound everything's great lovely. Yeah, what did we start last time with uh?
12:21Charlie we're gonna start with you this time really. I don't care. I'm making this up. Okay. Uh I
12:27Hear that you would take self-defense classes. Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah, and why you feel that way?
12:34Yeah, yeah, and why you feel you've got to do that. I'm important to you
12:38I just want to be prepared God forbid something happens, and it's great exercise. It's a great workout
12:44I do it for my girlfriends, and it's just a lot of fun. Yeah, you know flip your husband
12:49We've tried
12:52Oh really yeah, okay, yeah
12:54You do a lot of reading. I do I love to read. Yeah. Yeah, what do you like to read?
12:58What kind of books John Grisham Stephen King?
13:01Got us okay, I understand that your sisters are sisters-in-law are
13:07Okay, I'm checking are very envious of you for one thing. What is it um?
13:12Well, they like my hair hair. They like my thick hair. Yes, okay?
13:15I know what kind of things they say about it um I would kill for that hair things like that things like that, okay?
13:22Okay, um all right, so all right, so you're in as a sister-in-law did how did you meet your husband?
13:28Actually through Allison she's my manicurist and my best friend was going to Allison and
13:33They fixed me up, and I met him on a blind date
13:36Okay
13:38So you you help your husband. What's what's the most challenging part about working with him?
13:44Not killing each other
13:47What was strange I heard a story that he cleans up after you're made and I take offense to that
13:54That's wrong, you know I want to feel very neat he is he's
13:59Very meticulous, and he likes everything in this right space and spot
14:04So which is nothing wrong with that?
14:07Before you work with your husband. What did you do before I work for an oral surgeon for 17 years? Thank You Adrienne. You're welcome
14:12Thank you, right you go through that door, and we have our last family member coming in right now. That's going to be Allison and
14:19Allison your hair's not nearly as thick as your sister's here. We're all just saying
14:24I
14:26Just wanted to hear my voice there for a while hello
14:31Okay now I understand
14:33That you introduced somebody in the family to their husband. Who was that my brother your brother
14:39But which one of the girls did you introduce? Oh my sister-in-law? Oh, okay?
14:46Sorry so so what's the juiciest story you can tell me about a customer that came in while you were doing a manicure
14:52Yeah, well, I did a celebrity yeah, yeah, oh I can tell the Goldie Hawn oh
14:59There's a nice thick hair to
15:06How does your mom feel about the men you date
15:10Hmm
15:12My mom has not really liked too many of the guys. I've dated no no
15:17Well, I I understand that you went out with a man with a shaved head
15:21Yeah
15:23Well, what did you want something against that?
15:27Play nice everybody
15:29What did your mother say about that? You know what no she didn't say too much. She doesn't have to say anything
15:36Were you ever set up on a blind date?
15:40Yeah, how you doing?
15:44According to your sisters you were the wild one of the family right sure yeah
15:48Like what I mean, what did you do to make you so just outgoing I was always the ones dating and partying and uh-huh
15:55You know staying out after curfew
15:59Okay, I heard you broke your foot on a vacation and something like that. Did you break your foot? I did yeah
16:04How did that happen?
16:05Well, I was laying on the beach with my sister Marissa, and I don't remember exactly what she did
16:11But she really got me upset, and you know I chased her and it went plow
16:15Went plow just like that. I do not know who to believe maybe you have an idea
16:21Our imposter should be very careful though because when we return in round two
16:25We'll get a good idea to see how well these families react with one another stay with us. We'll be right back
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18:57Haven't got a clue not a clue. I you know, I'm gonna try to follow up with some stuff that came in the first round
19:02I got some other questions. I can you help me a lot of X chromosomes up there. That's all I'm sure of
19:07Let's go see if we can make all right
19:09So
19:17Here we are folks this is round two
19:19I know that because the entire Bloom family is with us again and our celebrities are each going to have
19:2445 seconds in this round to ask questions not about themselves, but about each other
19:29So watch their reactions be careful and foster Dennis Haskins. We'll start with you. Hi
19:35Allison who is the neatest person in the family?
19:40I am a freak. You're you're the neat freak Adrienne in your mother's jewelry store
19:46Yeah, what would you say? It's like the most expensive item?
19:51You know what my husband doesn't let me shop there
19:55Jody what's the most expensive item in your mother?
20:04She's
20:06Beautiful these earrings are gorgeous. They're like
20:09Diamonds. No, they're just like gold. They're just handcrafted with crystals and things like that. It's really beautiful
20:15So the kind of jewelry store it is it's like modern jewelry
20:19Marissa
20:24Okay, Marissa
20:26Tell me what Jody is fanatic about
20:31Probably her weight her body. She's just she's gorgeous and
20:36Definitely fanatic about that
20:38Adrian what is your mother? It's your mother. It's your mother mother-in-law. Oh mother-in-law. Okay, I knew that
20:49Her favorite soap opera probably the young
20:55Allison who is the wildest of the Bloom sisters growing up who's the wildest? Why do I keep getting the same question me?
21:06You know what you could answer differently and then I get you
21:13Jody
21:15Where did Marissa graduated in law school where law school class? Where does she graduate in the law school class?
21:21Oh, she was are you saying where or she was number one in the class? Oh, that's what yeah
21:26I don't even remember it was somewhere in Inglewood, right? I don't know the name of it. Uh-huh
21:31Adrian
21:32What is Banco and how is it you know what?
21:36She's explained it to me numerous times as a dice game. She gets together with 10 or 12 girls and they have a great time
21:43That's all I know
21:46Jody what does Adrian think led her to marry your brother? Um, I don't know. Do you say fate? Is that what it is?
21:56They're just too many things that happen at the same time for they
22:00I'm not sure what Banco is either
22:03But I do know that when we return we will be unveiling the imposter and introducing you to the real
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24:26We are back everybody and this would be the moments of truth a lot of tension in here blooms, can you feel it?
24:31It's all a goose pimply here celebrities. Have you all made your decisions on who's who?
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25:24What's your best guess?
25:24well
25:25first I thought it was Sandy cuz the jewelry store thing then Allison cuz she's not supposed to be the neat one, but I guess
25:30Adrian because she said her husband wouldn't go to the
25:35Hair, let's see. What about you Kate? I thought it was all
25:40I was going no. I knew it wasn't me. That's the only thing I'm sure
25:49Charlie all of you phony
25:53No, I know which one it's got to be Adrian and I'll tell you why
25:59Because she didn't know enough about Bunko
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26:06Let's see Adrian Adrian and Marissa. All right. Well, it's time to find out who's who?
26:11And the reason I know that is because the real fifth family members behind that door
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26:20They're all gonna
26:22No way
26:24Oh
26:30Come on in Jody
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26:54Over there and join your family and let me find out
26:58And that's when the host lost all control
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27:07I'm a caterer Jeremy have a seat right here on the stool before I lose all semblance of control
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