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00:00:18Mark!
00:00:19Hey.
00:00:21B!
00:00:22I've been pounding this door for the last 10 minutes.
00:00:23There's something wrong with the knob.
00:00:24Yeah, it's jammed. What'd you do now?
00:00:25Mark, don't start with me.
00:00:26I'm late. Just break it down.
00:00:27This is a Belgium-imported $1,500 door.
00:00:28There is no scenario short of fire or global catastrophe
00:00:30in which I'm gonna use my foot to kick down a $1,500 door.
00:00:32I don't care how much the door costs.
00:00:33$1,500.
00:00:34$1,500! Just break down the door!
00:00:35Uh, I'm gonna go call Locksmith, okay?
00:00:36No, wait, Mark!
00:00:37I'm gonna be right back.
00:00:38You break down this damn door right now,
00:00:39or I swear to God!
00:00:40Mark!
00:00:41I'm on the phone right now, okay?
00:00:42I'm talking to the, uh, Locksmith.
00:00:43They said there's only four people ahead of us,
00:00:44but it'd be like three hours, that's all.
00:00:45Mark, come on!
00:00:46This is very important.
00:00:47I can't be late for this meeting.
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:49I'm on the phone still, okay?
00:00:50So I can't even.
00:00:51Mark!
00:00:58I mean, hey, hey.
00:01:00Will you marry me?
00:01:02Mark E.T. Woods.
00:01:03I hate you.
00:01:06But thank you for rescuing me.
00:01:09Anytime.
00:01:10I love that butt.
00:01:15Fight.
00:01:16I wanna fucking fight.
00:01:17And when I say I, I mean you.
00:01:18My mission's here to fucking do.
00:01:19Mark E.T. fucking Woods.
00:01:21My personal goddamn gladiator.
00:01:22But has he lost his bite?
00:01:25Don't think for one second
00:01:26that just because the majority of the plaintiffs
00:01:28in this case happen to be, quote unquote,
00:01:29my people,
00:01:30that I don't plan on taking that ball
00:01:31straight to the end zone
00:01:32and cramming that ball
00:01:33down the throats of their attorneys.
00:01:34That doesn't bother you?
00:01:36Bother me?
00:01:37No, the plaintiffs are black.
00:01:38Their attorneys are white.
00:01:39Correction.
00:01:40Lily white.
00:01:41This is a class action lawsuit
00:01:42of some public delicacy.
00:01:43So we must deal with it delicately.
00:01:45Why use fists
00:01:46when we've not yet exhausted words?
00:01:48You're right, Mark E.
00:01:49As always.
00:01:51That's why I love you.
00:01:52Except I don't do it for your love.
00:01:53No, why would I do it for your money?
00:01:55Cha-ching, dear friend.
00:01:58Mr. Woods and Otis Peely Esquire
00:01:59on the line for you.
00:02:01Don't know if I'm familiar
00:02:02with an attorney by that name, Peely.
00:02:03What does he want?
00:02:04Family matter, he said.
00:02:05He's calling from Kentucky.
00:02:09Put him through.
00:02:10Yes, sir.
00:02:11Transferring your mail.
00:02:12Good day, Mr. Woods.
00:02:13Thank you for taking my call.
00:02:14I'm afraid I have some bad news
00:02:15about your father.
00:02:16He's passed away.
00:02:17I'm sure I'm sorry
00:02:18to give you this news,
00:02:19but you are listed
00:02:20as the next of kin
00:02:21and there are matters
00:02:22of his estate
00:02:23that need to be resolved.
00:02:24You don't talk about him very much.
00:02:25What was he like?
00:02:26You know, I haven't seen him
00:02:27since I was a kid, baby.
00:02:29Not since I ran away
00:02:30from Appalachia
00:02:31and didn't look back.
00:02:32Let's say,
00:02:33he wasn't a kind man.
00:02:34Just...
00:02:36stuck in time a little bit.
00:02:37It'll be good for you
00:02:38to get this closure, Mark.
00:02:39This place sounds more
00:02:40than just a little stuck in time.
00:02:41They even got electricity
00:02:42out there.
00:02:43Like what?
00:02:44Man under plumbing, right?
00:02:45They even got black people.
00:02:46Okay, that's enough.
00:02:47This man was your dad's father.
00:02:49So, this weekend's
00:02:50pick-up game, workout,
00:02:51dance class,
00:02:52hang out with your homies,
00:02:53whatever it is,
00:02:54deem it canceled
00:02:55because we are all
00:02:56going up there
00:02:57to pay our final respects.
00:02:58And that's all there is to it.
00:03:00Okay, change of subject matter.
00:03:01Ty, let's talk about this kid
00:03:02that's been bullying you
00:03:03at school.
00:03:04Huh?
00:03:10So, Ty,
00:03:11tell me what's going on.
00:03:13Social media's your dad.
00:03:14You wouldn't understand.
00:03:15I think I do understand
00:03:16quite well.
00:03:17Look, always remember,
00:03:18you talk to your teachers,
00:03:19but whatever you do,
00:03:20don't fight.
00:03:21That's just what they expect
00:03:22from us.
00:03:23Easy, baby.
00:03:24That was easy.
00:03:51Wow.
00:03:53That's beautiful.
00:03:54What do you say
00:03:55we listen to some music?
00:03:57Any requests?
00:03:58Anything you want to hear?
00:03:59Not hear?
00:04:00Sam?
00:04:01Ty?
00:04:05All right.
00:04:08Ah.
00:04:10Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:04:13Kid,
00:04:15you should sing this
00:04:16to your mama.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19Sing it, B.
00:04:20Because you're mine.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:24Is he hot?
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:26Let go of her!
00:04:27You're mine!
00:04:28Mom!
00:04:29Let go of her!
00:04:30Huh?
00:04:31Let go of her!
00:04:32You're mine!
00:04:33Mom!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:35Ah!
00:04:36Jeezus!
00:04:37Who da fu...
00:04:38Oh
00:04:40Oh
00:04:42Oh
00:05:05Son ladder the big one easel gotta love it
00:05:09I
00:05:12Don't even know this place is here Sunday got after everything. I bet this place doesn't even exist on a map
00:05:16But real talk your pops is a straight-up bush pilot. I can navigate by using the stars if I had to
00:05:21This plane right here. Well, you know, this is what we call a old school, right, baby
00:05:30Okay, this is nice I'll be in the plane writing my journal looking for me
00:05:36My dad anybody anything
00:05:40Oh
00:05:51Are you kidding me?
00:06:05Hey, yo brother any service right here labor times is over
00:06:10pump your own damn gas Oh
00:06:18Let me see damn I'm gonna steal it I just wanna look at
00:06:26Hey mojo back I ain't seen what it else as I was a kid
00:06:31Even then I went to show what it was
00:06:33Look man, no. Yeah, look every hoodie. Sure. I heard a lot protection
00:06:38What from folks looking to conjure your ass?
00:06:43You must be this
00:06:46How much that cost you I
00:06:49Don't know
00:06:51Got it, but you know how much it cost
00:06:58My uh, my dad bought it for me
00:07:01There we go
00:07:02See, yeah, okay
00:07:04And you keep the change up up. Oh
00:07:06And I need the facilities. I gotta take a leak previous out back with a quarter moon on the door, right?
00:07:15It's been nice talking to you, you know, you have a good day you inherited that airplane up into yonder foothills is you
00:07:21Yeah, you may want to be taking a mess of these along with it. No, I'm cool. Thank you
00:07:26I don't believe in that stuff suit yourself
00:07:30So put your hand no this
00:07:34Busted a flame ball funny thing. No after he'll boom Steph Curry all day jump shots money
00:07:44Damn
00:07:46Huh
00:07:56Fuck that
00:07:58What y'all doing around here, you know, my grandfather. I never met him. I heard of no one down around here
00:08:04No further up that way
00:08:07I
00:08:12Best be getting
00:08:14Well, I'm fish quick to jump the next time you want some service around here get you a 5g phone
00:08:19And yes, since we got four G's or three G's around here
00:08:25Come jazz nigga what
00:08:29What did you just say I
00:08:30Do not want to hear you use that word again. You understand me
00:08:33Yeah, I mean dad uses it every other word in this playlist, please I am talking about country ass don't do that
00:08:38Hey another black folk at some point. We were all I don't I want to hear that word come out of your mouth
00:08:42Yes, ma'am. Damn, right. Yes, ma'am. I get your sorry ass back in that plane
00:08:54Now, you know there was no way I was gonna let my delicate derriere touch
00:09:03You gotta be kidding me
00:09:11Open the door open the door
00:09:18Good day to you
00:09:19I'm aware that the Civil Aviation Code here in West Virginia stipulates that it's legal for any private jet single engine to land on
00:09:24Any open strip of landing area private or otherwise, maybe you wanna
00:09:27Make mistakes right here, sir
00:09:29Here it is right here
00:09:32Yeah, legal or not don't get much plane traffic through here
00:09:36Thought I stopped by make sure everything was copacetic
00:09:39So where y'all hit it?
00:09:41Cypress Ridge
00:09:43But there's nothing else we like to get on our way obviously there's a big storm brewing
00:09:47And I'm just like give my beautiful family up top before that hits y'all have a nice day. All right
00:09:52Y'all have a nice day now
00:09:54I'll say something. No sheriff. Just kids having fun. That's all
00:09:59You understand
00:10:01I
00:10:03You
00:10:28Well, hope everyone enjoyed the first brush with the local color that's seriously this place is a creep show come on
00:10:33I bet there's a million billion in Red Hill, but he's watching up at us right now stroking it
00:10:36I am I ain't talking about tight him. I have had just about enough from you today
00:10:42I'm going on
00:10:45Doesn't matter what he said kids put your headphones on I said put your headphones on
00:10:51You want me to land the plane I'll put off my belt go 12 rounds with a kid like my dad
00:10:55Of course not the way you treat them they're becoming entitled jerk
00:10:59Cuz I give my kids what I could never have you turned out just fine
00:11:02I didn't turn out just fine. Okay, if I had my way your son and daughter would spend their lives in a boardroom
00:11:07Not in some jungle that I couldn't get out fast enough
00:11:10Except sometimes mark that jungle comes back to find you no matter what boardroom you're hiding it
00:11:32I
00:12:02Oh
00:12:32I
00:13:02Know how I got over where my family is young you can roll hard and put up with now you get yourself up on that
00:13:08Baby, all right. All right, and then we can talk ourselves a spell. No, no, no, please. No, I don't need it
00:13:12Go to nobody's bed. I just I need to know how I got here
00:13:16Where the hell I am
00:13:21Now you gonna guess in my head get one thing right from the start they name it the Lord in this house, oh, oh no
00:13:29What you hollering at me for woman, you know, I got me a bad heart and I'm mr. Bad
00:13:33Don't be mad at me. I got a serious problem up here. Well, you called him a ruckus. No, mr
00:13:37I was just asking my own. He don't get his stuff back up on that bed. You do look like you can eat corn to pick it
00:13:43though
00:13:47Too much for me anyhow, I'll fetch Louis
00:13:52I just wanna know where my family is
00:13:58I
00:14:01Don't talk much some people think it's so but trust me ain't nothing slow about Louis
00:14:13No, mr. I don't need to call myself. No way. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. Oh you was in accident. Don't we remember that?
00:14:21Now rest yourself back on that be
00:14:23Oh my god, so what about my family? I got a wife and I got a daughter and a son
00:14:28Well, you see my family. Well, no one in that old must up. Oh clean, but you know, no, no, I don't know
00:14:43It sounds for the gander
00:14:53Oh
00:15:23I
00:15:54Oh
00:16:14Long fever sleep
00:16:15Causing in your blood I suppose and to put those on you too, cuz you was just clawing at your face so bad
00:16:20Oh goodness
00:16:23Must have been one powerful dream
00:16:33Well, really what I think I need is just an ambulance
00:16:36I know how to go within 50 miles of here if you throw my money
00:16:38I mean it I got all the money you could ever want
00:16:41Costing object so, you know
00:16:42I could pay gladly for any
00:16:43Ambulance service to come here from how before I don't matter what whatever it takes just so a proper search team can come back
00:16:46Look for my family
00:16:48Understand I'm trying to find my family
00:16:49And then if you could just kindly walk me down them steps of yours, then I'll use your phone
00:16:52I use your telephone. I'll call them home. I mean that
00:16:54Mercy you gonna learn if you live long as me
00:16:57Money can't get you everything especially a telephone when you ain't got one. You're telling me you ain't got no telephone
00:17:02Mm-hmm. Suppose we bring people together. Well, it ain't nothing but just of tools or the great divider. No
00:17:09Now I got a little something here
00:17:13This is my latest and greatest
00:17:15Boogity
00:17:18What is that a
00:17:19Boogity, you ain't never heard of a boogity
00:17:22It's one thing standing for another now this it stands for you and the moment resembles you with blood
00:17:29Nail clippings have a pinch of semen
00:17:33Then the more it is you the more good things happen to it
00:17:38The more good things happen to you. Oh
00:17:42Boogity is a kind of folk magic like a root worker a fixer, you know, how when people say I'm gonna fix you
00:17:48I'm gonna fix you good. That's what a root worker do mojo's potions jobs tricks
00:17:53Oh, huh, son, you looking at a straight-up bonafide back in the hills root worker right here
00:17:59Oh, yeah, let me show you
00:18:02Put you up. I put you down. I put you sideways and I spin you around
00:18:06I
00:18:11Put it over here
00:18:16So it's gonna see what else is gonna come down the road
00:18:26The devil can't come in here get your name have a real good rest
00:18:36Oh
00:19:06Oh
00:19:36Oh
00:20:06Oh
00:20:36Oh
00:21:06Oh
00:21:36Oh
00:21:55Take his tongue and put it in Lorraine's booger teeth and then save those eyes for me
00:22:06Oh
00:22:26That's that boat now Julius here he ain't been able to see since he had his accident come on
00:22:36I
00:22:38Need you to take those cats eyes and put them into Julius's
00:22:43Now Julius if you had eyes you'd be able to see
00:22:47But you don't have any we're gonna fix that girl get those boats eyes and bring them here to me
00:22:58Look your head but that's good Julius
00:23:06Now tell us tell us what you see what you see
00:23:36Oh
00:24:06Oh
00:24:37The windows open yeah, I need something else that we okay
00:24:54You so plumb through you were not in the rain were you
00:24:59In a rain. Oh, come on. Yeah, Louise. You're kidding. Oh, you know, I'm just ain't thinking straight worried about my family
00:25:06I
00:25:19Think special catch your eye. Can you move this curtain?
00:25:25Right, well, I don't know we were having ourselves all time revival and I just thought you might have caught yourself a fool I
00:25:32Can't imagine what I said the boy like you must have thought about that
00:25:37By that you mean like faith him something like that
00:25:41Only instead of the Holy Spirit. We use the book it to you
00:25:43No more to say it come good to the book come good to you
00:25:47like
00:25:48Stick a chicken leg in the door to the paralyzed man can walk
00:25:53You started sounding like them folks that don't believe nothing unless they can see or touch it and we'd all do respect
00:25:58Miss Eloise you starting to sound like my father. Come on. Trust me
00:26:00I don't met my share of spiritual people in my day Joe have all I'm saying is all of that
00:26:03I don't know all of that mojo. Maybe it's just psychosomatic
00:26:07Like somebody got to leave us something so bad until it physically becomes true. I mean come on
00:26:11You don't really believe in all that stuff. You'd be talking, right?
00:26:16Guess I have to we don't have much in the way of Obama care around here
00:26:23Miss Eloise I mean it like that. Hey, of course you do
00:26:29You a city boy
00:26:39Of course you better than all
00:26:50You think you better than me boy just like me boy
00:26:58I
00:27:00I
00:27:27Was so good miss I'll be
00:27:29Look I've been meaning to apologize to you. Sorry about what I said yesterday. I didn't mean it
00:27:36I just really miss my family. Oh, I know baby last time. I was up here with my pops and he just wasn't
00:27:40He wasn't one to spare the rod. I
00:27:45Saw those scars on you
00:27:50Yeah, well, let's just say I don't expect the last 25 years
00:27:53I'm trying to build a very different life for myself
00:27:56Well can't never could you can't expect a soul to be able to change the way he or she thinks, you know overnight
00:28:02What is one of the reasons I say you've got to keep your strength up. Let me get you another help
00:28:23Oh
00:28:40Now I don't like a man with a appetite, oh it means you're getting stronger
00:28:45So it's good. So we say miss always went out when I was waking up. Yeah. Oh
00:28:50No, it's not like I heard a ping
00:28:53And then I heard again. Oh, that was probably just me ringing a child bail for Earl and Lewis
00:28:58Yeah, but it sounds like the ping that comes, you know, I'm gonna sell you the phone gets a message
00:29:03It's gonna be somebody look for me. Oh, well, that would be I do declare America
00:29:07See, you know ain't nothing like that in this house. I don't already told you that
00:29:12You didn't tell me that you did mention that
00:29:15I guess maybe just a fever dream again. What you got going on there? Oh just casting the bones
00:29:19You know, you're thrown to tell your future what was it tell me well
00:29:23It's telling me probably around the blood moon when you get all that poison out of you and you see your family again
00:29:29I can see it right here as clear as day and that blood moon is only a couple of days away
00:29:33Oh, come on. Try throwing them bones. Don't wait. No, come on. Come on. I know you got that old-time slave magic in your monkey teeth
00:29:44Oh, can you hear that
00:29:46That's
00:29:48Your ancient still your better self is calling you, you know, you like Louis was
00:29:55Over the house Negro had to be brought down a peg or two. Oh, yeah
00:30:00You like it you may live in the city, but you ain't from there you from this land and everything that empowers it
00:30:06This is the blood that's running in your veins giving you your true life. So are you telling me artist?
00:30:11cause
00:30:14You somehow has forgotten
00:30:16Forswell who you are
00:30:19Now, what do you see all the wisdom of the universe is in these bones?
00:30:28Louise why you keep locking that door? I'm on your side
00:30:43I
00:31:13Can't leave all this mess. Oh just laying around. Yeah, my stint the whole place up. Yeah
00:31:43I
00:32:13I
00:32:43I
00:33:13I
00:33:23Don't know what I've been teaching you you old raggedy rag with wings, but it's gonna stop I tell you that
00:33:43Oh
00:34:13I
00:34:43I
00:35:13I
00:35:15I
00:35:45Just like
00:36:15Oh
00:36:45Oh
00:37:15Oh
00:37:27You're
00:37:34Hi
00:37:45Oh
00:38:15Oh
00:38:45Oh
00:39:16Oh
00:39:25What you up to
00:39:45Oh
00:40:15Oh
00:40:45Oh
00:41:13You leave the door again
00:41:15Oh
00:41:45Oh
00:42:15Oh
00:42:24Well, we gonna have to look at that foot of yours
00:42:34It's looking better, right? Ah, that's what the bone said. I'd be time of the blood moon. That's just a total lunar eclipse
00:42:39Ain't that right? Mizzou?
00:42:40If my memory serves me correct, that's tonight
00:42:45Refreshed oh, yes, it does. Yeah, I grant you that. Okay. Well, you get your ass since you're so close to all of this being over
00:43:16I
00:43:38Got one percent battery left on his phone. Okay, so I gotta talk real fast
00:43:41Well, we went out in a plane crash. All right next time. No, I wake up in this house. I can't tell you
00:43:46Yeah, that's me, you know me
00:43:58Mr. Woods, I'm sorry
00:44:00We have not found your son yet
00:44:12Somewhere in the house, please. Oh, they're black. I can tell you that from the woman
00:44:16So he's a colleague. I think her husband has a husband. His name is
00:44:20I'm right by that farm right now
00:44:30Oh
00:45:00You got a big mouth don't you
00:45:30Oh
00:46:00Oh
00:46:30Oh
00:46:53What you doing
00:47:01I don't know if I know I would tell you all I know is they were keeping me prisoner
00:47:06They're just a sweetest old couple hey evil
00:47:08I'm telling you sheriff evil conjures root workers back wood fixes and ain't only ones in on it
00:47:12They got big-ass Lewis in on it. Yeah, I got a whole coat of these assholes up your sheriff
00:47:14I'm trying to tell you it's a cold controlling controlling people
00:47:17It's just that at the head of the table is crazy-ass Eloise
00:47:19And she controlling every single one of them freaky ass afro Appalachian coat
00:47:23You don't ever see and I hold out there fella. I might not be too and step with the time
00:47:26But that sounds downright racist
00:47:30Wait, wait, wait
00:47:36You and your bougie pretty ass wife just when this
00:47:52If you've had your fun, I think we can take it from here that we worked on the way a bit then
00:47:56I see to it. How's you now? Don't you worry Tom? I surely will
00:47:59We're gonna have us a special
00:48:29Oh
00:48:59Oh
00:49:29Oh
00:49:59Oh
00:50:30Oh
00:50:41Try to warn you
00:50:43Why don't you come out and show yourself boy? Huh?
00:50:47Want some come on
00:50:59Oh
00:51:29Oh
00:52:00Look
00:52:25Mr. Garcia gotta feel it
00:52:29I'll guess that's why I had my boogity when no one can mess with it
00:52:44That's why people
00:52:59Oh
00:53:15Tell me like this Ellie
00:53:29Oh
00:53:59Oh
00:54:29You
00:54:59Oh
00:55:23Put you up put you down I put you sideways and I'll spin you around
00:55:29I
00:55:38Feel wind blow through the trees
00:55:41Darkness closing in shadows won't stop over and monsters creeping scratching crawling after me
00:55:49Please let me be
00:55:50Just let me be you cast a spell on me. It's getting hard to breathe when my head held underwater
00:55:56They're putting chains on me will I ever be free when I go down there's a mark
00:56:07Feel the cold come on me
00:56:11Darkness closing in chaos keeps on happening. I hear whispers. They keep coming calling after me
00:56:19Please just let me be
00:56:21You cast a spell on me. It's getting hard to breathe
00:56:26Oh
00:56:56Oh
00:57:26Oh
00:57:56Oh
00:58:26Oh
00:58:56Oh
00:59:26Oh
00:59:56You