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00:00Why don't you go and get it for me?
00:02Do you want me to get it for you?
00:04Hang up the phone.
00:05Uncle, who are you getting jealous of?
00:07Check the bill.
00:13Rs. 346.
00:14Rs. 346. Here.
00:17Take Rs. 500.
00:22This is a fake, kid.
00:23What? It's a fake?
00:27Look at this.
00:31This is also a fake, kid.
00:32Both are fake. What are you saying, uncle?
00:35There are two of these on me. Where did you get it?
00:38Forget that. Where did I get it?
00:42Now I understand.
00:43That was for Rs. 1000, that was orange.
00:45And these two are mangoes.
00:47I didn't even note the number.
01:01What are you testing me for?
01:06You are the one who is being tested.
01:10You...
01:12You won't get it even if you try.
01:22What a problem.
01:30What a problem.
02:00What a problem.
02:14Greetings, Panditji.
02:16We have met at the right time.
02:19Greetings.
02:20Bless you.
02:21Let's see how long my life will last.
02:26What's your name?
02:27Lallan Prasad Prajapati.
02:30Send him in.
02:35Your horoscopes are good.
02:37You are lucky.
02:39And...
02:40You are successful in your job.
02:46You are also lucky.
02:48Are you in love?
02:50Yes, Panditji.
02:53You will marry her.
02:55The same girl.
02:56And you have two children.
02:58A son and a daughter.
03:00Do you have any other questions?
03:02Panditji, this is the only question of my life.
03:04You have answered it.
03:06Now tell me the price.
03:07Rs. 21.
03:09Here you go, Panditji.
03:10Like gold.
03:12Okay, Panditji.
03:13Now I will see you with my wife.
03:15Bless you.
03:23Hello.
03:24Hello.
03:25Dadaji.
03:26Please don't hang up.
03:27Dadaji, this is Lallan speaking.
03:29Lallan?
03:30Who is Lallan?
03:31Dadaji, the house next to the post office.
03:33That Prajapati.
03:34I see.
03:35So you are in Mumbai.
03:36You drive a ship.
03:38Okay, son.
03:39Earn a lot of money.
03:40Take care of your family.
03:41Okay?
03:42Dadaji, don't hang up.
03:43I am in a lot of trouble.
03:44I have lost my job.
03:46What?
03:47You lost your job?
03:48How is that, son?
03:49I got off the ship at the wrong place.
03:51And I couldn't understand what went wrong.
03:53Dadaji, are you listening to me?
03:56Lallan is calling.
03:58Yes, Lallan.
04:01Yes, tell me, Pappu.
04:02Where is Saroja?
04:04I went to her house.
04:07She is very sick.
04:08She went to the doctor.
04:09Didn't you say you wanted to talk to her?
04:12But brother, I will go back to her house.
04:14I will tell her that you called.
04:17Okay.
04:18I have given you a number.
04:19Call me between 5 to 7.
04:21I will be there.
04:22But brother, if she asks
04:24if you are coming to her wedding or not,
04:28what will I say?
04:29Let her talk to her.
04:30I will tell her.
04:31Okay.
04:45Yes.
04:46Did you eat again?
04:48I told you to tell her what is in your heart.
04:53Why are you listening to him?
04:54Babban, massage her with coconut oil.
04:57It will cool her mind.
05:00Yes, I am going to Manohar.
05:02I am going.
05:04I am going.
05:06When am I going?
05:08I am going on the 3rd.
05:11When is the train?
05:13It is on the 3rd.
05:15Tell Rashid to talk to me on the phone.
05:18Otherwise, I will talk to him.
05:20Okay.
05:22Tell me.
05:26My hands and legs are aching.
05:28I am not feeling hungry since a few days.
05:31I did not sleep well yesterday.
05:33And I feel very weak.
05:36I am a doctor, not a masseur.
05:38Then why are you asking?
05:39Shave your beard.
05:43Lallan, get this out of your head.
05:46You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:48You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:51You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:53You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:58Ganesh, will you do me a favour?
06:00When I ask you for an advice, give it to me.
06:04I can handle my problems on my own.
06:09You don't worry about that.
06:10Okay.
06:13I understand.
06:15I understand.
06:16I will give you some advice.
06:19Life is full of ups and downs.
06:22Yes.
06:23But you should never stop trying.
06:27Yes.
06:28Hold this.
06:29Don't put it down.
06:30It is on the chair.
06:31A healthy body needs a healthy mind.
06:33A healthy mind means the ability to make decisions.
06:36Uncle, you were going to give me some advice about Saroja.
06:38Yes.
06:39Until you talk to Saroja, you will not know about the situation there.
06:45And you can decide whether Saroja is right or wrong only then.
06:49When can you decide?
06:50When I talk to Saroja.
06:51Yes.
06:56Hello. Is this 547649?
06:59Who? Lallan?
07:00Yes, brother Aftab. I am Lallan.
07:03Son, I recognised you.
07:05Yes.
07:06How are you?
07:07I am fine.
07:08I am very happy to hear your voice.
07:10I keep talking to your brother about you.
07:13Yes.
07:14I went to your house on Holi this year.
07:16I didn't know that you didn't come.
07:19Make time to come on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
07:22Yes.
07:23Brother Aftab, I will take care of the rest.
07:25This is what I wanted to say.
07:26Listen.
07:27Yes.
07:28Even if you stay away from the village for a job.
07:30No problem.
07:32But don't forget your village.
07:34Yes.
07:35You were brought up in this village.
07:37You have played in the streets.
07:39Yes, brother Aftab.
07:40Absolutely, brother Aftab.
07:41Call anyone from home.
07:42Whether it is brother or sister-in-law.
07:43Call anyone.
07:45He has gone to Bareilly for the wedding.
07:48Okay, brother Aftab.
07:49I will call you later.
07:59Hey, Gitti.
08:00Are you going to school?
08:01Yes.
08:02I am going.
08:03When will Saroja come back from Patna?
08:04I couldn't meet her.
08:05She is coming on Monday.
08:06She is coming on Monday.
08:07Okay.
08:08I will call you on Monday.
08:09On Pappu's number.
08:10Take my mobile number.
08:11Call me on my mobile number.
08:12Your mobile number?
08:13When did you take my mobile number?
08:14Brother gave it to me on my birthday.
08:16Is it?
08:17Yes.
08:18Give it to me.
08:19Hold it.
08:20This will be very good.
08:23Gitti's number.
08:27Hello.
08:28Hello, brother Anurag.
08:29How are you?
08:30Who is speaking?
08:31I am Lallan speaking.
08:34Brother Lallan, tell me one thing.
08:35The entire Mumbai city is in some or the other color.
08:37Some are in the color of marriage.
08:38Some are in the color of cricket.
08:39Some are in the color of pride.
08:40Which color are you in?
08:42Brother, I am in the color of love.
08:46Color of love.
08:47Wow.
08:48That's great.
08:49Brother, when you do this color once,
08:50then it doesn't come off.
08:51Come on.
08:52Let's make your color darker
08:53and sing this song.
08:58Stop.
08:59Stop.
09:00Stop.
09:02Stop.
09:03Stop.
09:10Stop.
09:12Stop.
09:13Stop.
09:14Stop.
09:15Stop.
09:16Stop.
09:17Stop.
09:18Stop.
09:19Stop.
09:20Stop.
09:21Stop.
09:22Stop.
09:23Stop.
09:24Stop.
09:25Stop.
09:31I had dreamt of this before.
09:33But this dream made me mad.
09:35Once I opened my eyes,
09:36I couldn't sleep the whole night.
09:38He disappeared right in front of my eyes.
09:43Nephew, Sapna is not giving the right indication.
09:48You do one thing.
09:50Call Saroja and ask her how she is.
09:5460 rupees.
09:5560 rupees?
09:56Yes, 60 rupees.
09:57Here you go.
09:59Jai Shri Krishna.
10:00Jai Shri Krishna, Hansa Begum.
10:01Ramu Kaka, look over there.
10:03What do you want on that table?
10:05And I had asked for tea.
10:08Sister, Jai Shri Krishna.
10:13Can we make a call from here now?
10:19Of course, of course, Baba.
10:22Baba, that chapter is different.
10:24This chapter is different.
10:25And anyway, God makes pairs.
10:28Yes, yes.
10:29Like your...
10:30Saroja.
10:31Yes, Saroja is sitting for you.
10:33Similarly, for my Komal, some Lalan must be sitting.
10:36Yes, yes.
10:37Go, go and make the call.
10:38Go.
10:39Oh, Hansa Begum.
10:46Hello.
10:47Dadaji, this is Lalan speaking.
10:49That Saroja...
10:51Child, who is speaking?
10:53Dadaji, this is Lalan speaking.
10:55Lalan.
10:56The house next to the post office.
11:00Prijapati.
11:01Yes, yes.
11:02You are Shyamlalji's son.
11:04No, Dadaji.
11:05I am Ramlalji's son.
11:07Ramlalji's son.
11:09Oh, so you are staying in Allahabad.
11:12No, no.
11:13I am here in Mumbai, Dadaji.
11:15That Saroja...
11:19Child, what do you do in Mumbai?
11:21I am here in security, Dadaji.
11:23I see.
11:24You are flying a plane.
11:26Very good, son.
11:27You are making the village proud.
11:31This is your public telephone.
11:33Wait a minute.
11:34Are you flying a plane?
11:40It's all your blessings, Dadaji.
11:42That Saroja...
11:43Earn money.
11:44Fly a plane.
11:45But when you come to the village,
11:47do meet me.
11:48I see.
11:50Hello.
11:51Hello.
12:03Hello.
12:23Hello.
12:24Hello, Dadaji.
12:25I am Lallan.
12:26Yes, child.
12:27Who is Lallan?
12:28Dadaji...
12:29Dadaji...
12:31When will Pappu come back from school?
12:33Pappu will come after 2 o'clock, child.
12:35Is that so?
12:36Okay.
12:42New Year's party should be very good in the society this year.
12:45Right, right.
12:46In our Maharashtra,
12:47New Year's party is celebrated on Gudipadwa.
12:49Right, right.
12:50Then keep Gudipadwa as well.
12:53What will happen to our Vaisakhi?
12:55She won't be able to keep Vaisakhi's party.
12:57Keep it.
12:58What problem can I have with parties?
13:01This time, there will be catering in the party.
13:03Look.
13:04The whole of India is gathered here.
13:06People from every language and every region are here.
13:09If all of them come together in one tune,
13:11then India will be the heaviest in the world.
13:14But no.
13:15Right now, they are dancing and laughing.
13:18You will see their Mahabharata in a while.
13:20What is the time?
13:211.30.
13:23By the grace of God,
13:24their program will end by 3 o'clock.
13:26Because of the bathroom leakage,
13:28my wall is damaged.
13:30Please get it repaired.
13:32Either the society or Mr. Bhandari will pay for it.
13:34Why will the society pay for it?
13:36What is the problem with the society?
13:38Then Mr. Bhandari will pay for it.
13:39Look, the way you are talking,
13:41this is not the way to talk.
13:42What am I talking about?
13:43How am I talking?
13:44Will you teach me how to talk?
13:45What is your problem?
13:46Do you want to fight?
13:48Why are you shouting so much?
13:49Uncle, when will I get food?
13:51You will get it, dear.
13:52You will get it.
13:54No, no.
13:55Play for a while, dear.
13:56You will get it.
13:57I will get food now.
13:58Play well, dear.
14:00Sir, should we start lunch?
14:01The kids are hungry.
14:02Yes, get it ready.
14:03Okay.
14:08This is veg.
14:09The chicken is there, I think.
14:10Brother, you have not sent the ice cream yet.
14:12Send it quickly.
14:14Umakant, the lunch has started.
14:16Everything is fine.
14:17You take care now.
14:18You don't worry.
14:19I will be back soon.
14:20We will take care.
14:21The weather is so beautiful.
14:24Hello.
14:25Yes, who is this?
14:26Hello, Pappu.
14:27I am Lallan speaking.
14:29Oh, Guruji.
14:31How are you?
14:32I am fine.
14:34Brother, I had a lot of fun today.
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